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How does it work. I have a feeling I'm gonna be here a while.

Oh wow Okay, you can really launch yourself because it's a flexi bucket That's easy, I figured that out with my IQ - AH MY EYES ARE BURNING All by myself...

People struggling in this bit needs to realize *screams* Don't even care; watch this Fine, fine, I know what I must do. The challenge is easy, the mission is hard my penis Bucket for fuck's sake man. I gotta watch it stop dangling now Nope Jesus, okay, we're fine Just gotta wait for it to stop dangling meanwhile. I will go into my nether realm (Captions up to this moment created by Pyvonix and AestheticPlayz) Channeling my Chakra!

As a great man once said: Bitches are nice people God damn it goddamnit *sigh from in game* Watch this...

Watch this watch this Watch this...

OH MY- *Chuckles* *Heavy Laughter* HYEUGH I did it I did it (idk it was a mumble) Ha-ha-How do you do that?

*Laughing* Oh my god OH MY GOD!

*Continued Laughter* *This laughter hurts my ears* *Wheezing* I AM I AM THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD It's not because I am the best, it's because...

I practice in real life I practice in real life IRL IRL apparently you gotta climb up this now isn't that great Apparently you gotta climb up this now. Isn't that great?

what that fuck is this?

what that fuck is this this is the slipperiest surface?

This is the slipperiest surface I have ever seen.

Wow oh Oh wow, oh wow This...

Edgar, Edgar, Edgar Edgar.

Edgar Daddy's working, I have the biggest mouse pad...

in my heart It exists in my heart. My mouse pad is so large.

It works at Nintendo. I had the largest mouse pad just think about how big your mouse pad is readers Everyone is so impressed by the size of your mouse pad.

Oh wow a small slip won't matter much as long as you block out the haters There won't be anyone left It won't be anyone left Look at that shit dude. Dude you're a talent. You're a beast You're a lion Just think about how big your mousepad is It's so big You have the largest mousepad Oh oh, whoa, whoa oh great.

Oh fantastic Why don't we hear him say some stupid sh- about it? Huh?

Huh why is this stupid voice over volume? What do you got to say about that Mr. Foddy?

As long as I don't fall down from here. You know what whatever Whatever, doesn't matter *Singing* What the hell dude? I don't understand I don't- I mean- I don't understand a lot of things, but I do understand that we're getting close *whispers* Getting close I can smell it Why the heckeri dude? Like why, why, what'd I do huh, what'd I do huh? What'd I do, huh?

Did I hurt you?

Did I hurt you?

Why am I singing Les Misérables? Why?

Stop sliding if the if everyone stopped sliding the world would be a better place, you know who said that Alfonzo you know that hey, you know the guy everyone knows an Alfanso. I am out of mouse pad So I'm just gonna drag myself this way. Oh God my keyboard is in the way. Uhh that's fine. That's fine. Let's just redo that Jesus christ You're complaining about your mouse pad Pewds what are you a baby? Okay?

So you don't sound like a baby when you say that okay sure buddy sure you know who invented the mouse pad That's right, Jesus Christ. That's why I'm a Christian channel get with the times Stop oh my god. What are you made out of slippery slope?

Come on Felix. You can do this remember your name Felix. All right, I remember What the hell dude What the hell dude that is not the good?

Stop a sliding have I told you the story about how the mousepad was invented. It was in Croatia back in 1965 One guy was like man That's slippery Matt how that's the story I think you hit like a sweet spot in some places Cuz like is it angling more and more is what I'm asking That's all I want to know oh, actually you know we could actually make it up Why do I speak Oh oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god come on Felix Uhh *scream of relief* *another scream of relief* I am the one! Oh it feels Goood Okay, okay, okay, okay? This is so nerve-racking. Oh my god stay there Woo!

Are you kidding me right now- Narrator: Have you thought about who you are in this?

Narrator: Are you the man in the pot Diogenes Narrator: Are you the top of the hammer?

Okay Narrator: I think not where your hand moves, the hammer may not follow How about you invest into a pop filter. How about that? Narrator: Nor the man, nor the man's hand Okay. Narrator: In this you are his will. His intent he embodied with- Listen. You made a hard game Okay, calm down calm down Oh my god No no no... Jesus Christ. Hey, it didn't rhyme everybody Ooh, this is ridiculous Oh Oh Aah Aah Mmm Mmm Aah *Continued moaning* Ooh Oh my god the lag, did you see that? Jesus Christ I did it! I'm almost at the top! Get out of my way mmm thing You better not fucking launch me to some stupid...

*Heavy sigh of relief* Where the hell am I?

Look at that, I'm so good at this game Shut the Ff- Yeah, I did. I- I conquered Yes I did- Uh okay- Listen... Yes What else Where do you think Yup Well that's kind of sweet Don't do that Felix, don't do that Oh Oh my god Jebus Christ. Did you see that? the skill.

Can I grab? Yes Can I stay on it?

Damn it Oh, I can't bend it. It's stuck Oh, I guess I can Oh my god Oh my god My head is burning up by the way. It's so hot I'm dying.

I will conquer Oh my god you almost just cucked yourself Jesus Christ dude.

I gotta launch, I gotta launch, okay That shouldn't be hard, right?

Whoa what just happened. What is happening?

What that can I know oh okay this guy Oooh Am I going back down again? No no no don't go back Down I'm alone Ooah I'm shitting myself. What is happening?

I'm in space OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH ahahahahahahaha *Now that he beat the game, he enters a state of euphoria* That was easy, I did it, leave a like Get this to trending(#PewdiepieBeatsGOI) if you ever thought I couldn't do it Or if I thought I could do it get this trending (#PewdiepieBeatsGOI). This is it come on COME ON Thank god, I can get rid of this Sledgehammer has been in my room for the past weeks I didn't think I would actually make the game There were some parts that were so difficult That I was like there's just no way and I just kept going with this mean like I was gonna keep going no matter what?

But on the I- on the other end I was ready to give up so many times you have no idea I mean, it's a game like who gives a shit, but at the same time. It was it was fun to see all you guys Interaction within like will he make it or come on you you don't give up keep going and all that shit. It's cool I really I had a lot of fun playing this game. Thanks to Bennett Foddy for making such a unique and uh...

Incredible game, and that's it for me. Goodbye, brofist!