跟读练习: This Is What Happens When You Reply to Spam Email | James Veitch | TED - 通过YouTube学习英语口语

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A few years ago, I got one of those spam emails.
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And it managed to get through my spam filter,
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I'm not quite sure how,
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but it's turned up in my inbox,
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and it was from a guy called Solomon Odonka.
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I know.
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It went like this.
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It said, Hello, James Veitch.
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I have an interesting business proposal I want to share with you, Solomon.
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Now, my hand was kind of hovering on the delete button.
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As you are, I was looking at my phone,
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I thought, I could just delete this,
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or I could do what I think we've all always wanted to do.
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And I said, Solomon, your email intrigues me.
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And the game was afoot.
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He said, dear James Veach,
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we shall be shipping gold to you.
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You will earn 10% of any gold you distribute.
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So I knew I was dealing with a professional.
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I said, how much is it worth?
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He said, we will start with a smaller quantity.
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I was like, aww.
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And then he said, of 25 kilograms,
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the worst should be about 2.5 million.
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I said, Solomon, if we're going to do it, let's go big.
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I can handle it.
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I can handle it.
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How much gold do you have?
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He said, it's not a matter of how much gold I have,
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but this is your capable of handling.
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What, we could start with 50 kilograms as a trial shipment.
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I said, 50 kilograms?
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There's no point doing this at all,
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no such as shipping at least a metric ton.
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So what do you do for a living?
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I said, I'm a hedge fund executive bank manager.
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This isn't the first time I've shipped bullion, my friend.
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No, no, no. Then I started to panic.
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I was like, look, where are you based?
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I don't know about you,
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but I think we're going via the postal service.
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It ought to be signed for.
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That's a lot of gold.
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He said, it will not be easy to convince my company to do a larger quantity shipment.
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I said, Solomon, I'm completely with you on this one.
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I'm putting together a visual for you to take him to the board meeting, hold tight.
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This is what I sent Solomon.
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I don't know if we have any statisticians in the house,
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but there's definitely something going on.
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I said, Solomon, attach this email,
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you'll find a helpful chart.
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I've had one of my assistants run the numbers.
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We need to be shipping as much gold as possible.
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There's always a moment where they try to tug your heartstrings,
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and this was it for Solomon.
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He said, I will be so much happier if the deal goes well,
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because I'm going to get a very good commission as well.
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And I said, that's amazing,
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what are you going to spend your cut on?
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And he said, on real estate, what about you?
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I thought about it for a long time.
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And I said one word.
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Hummus.
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It's going, please.
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I was in Sainsbury's the other day,
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and there were like 30 different varieties.
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Also, you can cut up carrots,
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and you can dip them.
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Have you ever done that?
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Solomon!
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He said, I have to go to bed now.
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Till tomorrow, have sweet dreams.
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I didn't know what to say.
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I said, bonsoir, my golden nugget.
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Bonsoir.
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Guys, you have to understand,
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this has been going for like weeks,
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albeit hitherto the greatest weeks of my life,
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but I had to knock it on the head.
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It was getting a bit out of hand.
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James, do you want to come out for a drink?
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I was like, I can't,
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mate, I'm expecting an email about some gold.
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So I figured I had to knock it on the head,
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I had to take it to a ridiculous conclusion.
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So I thought I concocted a plan.
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I said, look, Solomon, Solomon, I'm concerned about security.
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When we email each other,
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we need to use a code. And he agreed.
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And I said, Solomon, I spent all night coming up with this code.
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We need to use it in all further correspondence.
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Lawyer!
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Gummy bear.
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Bank, cream egg.
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Legal, fizzy-Cola bottle, claim peanut lemon ends,
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documents, jelly beans, Western Union.
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Guys, a giant gummy lizard.
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I knew these were all words they used, right?
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I said, please call me KitKat and all further correspondence.
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I didn't hear back.
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I thought, I've gone too far.
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I've gone too far.
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So I had to backpedal a I said,
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look, Solomon, is the deal still on?
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Kit-Kat.
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Because you have to be consistent.
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Then I did get any more back from him.
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He said, the business is on, I'm trying .. blah, blah, blah.
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I said, dude, you have to use the code.
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What follow is the greatest email I've ever received?
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I'm not joking.
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This is what turned up in my inbox.
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This was a good day.
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The business is on.
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And I'm trying to raise the balance for the gummy bear.
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So he can submit all the needed fizzy-cola-bottled jelly beans to the cream egg for the peanut M&M's process to start.
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Send 1,500 pounds via a giant Scammy lizard.
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And that was so much fun, right?
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That it got me thinking,
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what would happen if I just spent as much time as I could replying to as many scam emails as I could?
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And that's what I've been doing for three years on your behalf.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Let me tell you, crazy stuff happens when you start replying to scam e-mails.
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It's really difficult, and I highly recommend we do it.
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I don't think what I'm doing is mean, right?
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You know, there are a lot of people out there who do mean things to scammers.
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I don't think what I'm doing ...
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All I'm doing is wasting their time.
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And I think any time they're spending with me is time they're not spending scamming vulnerable adults out of their savings.
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Right?
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And if you're going to do this,
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and I highly recommend you do,
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get yourself a pseudonymous email address.
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Don't use your own email address,
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because that's exactly what I was doing at the start,
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and it was a nightmare.
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about penis enlargements, you know.
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Only one of which was a legitimate ...
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.. response to a medical question.
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I'll tell you what, though, guys.
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I'll tell you what.
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Any day is a good day.
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Any day is a good day if you receive an email that begins like this.
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I am Winnie Mandela, the second wife of Nelson Mandela,
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the former South African president.
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I was like, oh, that Winnie Mandela!
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I know so many.
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I need to transfer 45 million dollars out of the country because of my husband Nelson's health condition.
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Let that sink in.
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She sent me this, which is hysterical. And this.
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And this looks fairly legitimate,
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this is a letter of authorization,
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but to be honest, if there's nothing written on it,
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it's just a shape.
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I say, Winnie, I'm really sorry to hear of this,
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I'm really sorry to hear of this.
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Given that Nelson died three months ago,
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I describe his health condition as ...
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That's the worst health condition you can have, not being alive.
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She said, Kindly comply with my banker's instructions, one love.
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I said, of course, a woman with no cry.
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She said, my banker will need transfer of $3,000.
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One love.
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I said, no problemo.
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I shall share it.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.

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  • 垃圾邮件 - spam email
  • 提议 - proposal
  • 运输 - shipping
  • 黄金 - gold
  • 分销 - distribute
  • 数量 - quantity
  • 试运送 - trial shipment
  • 董事会会议 - board meeting

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