Shadowing-Übung: Brooke and Jubal Second Date Update Best Tik Tok Moments Compilation 😂🤦♀️ - Englisch Sprechen Lernen mit Video
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Hello.
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Hi, I was looking for Denise.
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This is she.
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Hey, Denise, how are you? Who is this?
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Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the Morning, the radio show.
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Okay.
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I've heard of it.
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Sweet.
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Awesome.
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We're taking a survey today.
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Cool.
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We'll check that down.
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Any idea why I'm calling you?
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No. You recently went out with a guy named Kevin.
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How would you know that?
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I know that because Kevin actually emailed us and told us a little bit about your date What?
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And then asked if we could call you to find out why you don't want to go out with him again.
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Really?
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He wrote in to you guys.
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Yeah, he emailed us.
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It's a segment we do on our show.
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We do it all the time.
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It's called a second date update.
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There are a lot of reasons why I don't want to go out with him again.
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Really?
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A lot of reasons?
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I want to hear at least a couple.
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Let's start with the beginning.
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He said that he thought you might not be calling him back
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because his car was like in the shop and you had to come pick him up.
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Yeah, I mean, it worked out.
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Like, I have a car.
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It was fine.
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I understand when people get in, like, accidents.
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Like, obviously, he didn't plan for that.
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Hopefully, it's not like a thing that happens all the time because then that's like a whole other issue.
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But what else did he tell you about the date?
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He said that you guys had dinner, shared dessert, and then you drove him back to his place.
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Yeah.
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And he tried to get a kiss and you were just like, nope.
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No way.
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No way.
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See, and I thought that was mixed signals because he ordered dessert, which usually indicates you're having a good time and you want it to last longer.
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No, I just like dessert.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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You could sacrifice hanging out with a dude you did not that into for some chocolate.
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I get that.
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All right.
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So he wasn't so terrible that you couldn't eat dessert with him is what you're saying.
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I could handle a couple more minutes.
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Okay.
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So what didn't you like about him then?
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It all sort of started when I picked him up.
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I was okay with picking him up.
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But when he got in the car, you know, I could just tell that he was really frazzled.
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And I get it.
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He was just in a car accident, calling his insurance.
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Like, I totally am a human, and I understand that, like, that's really stressful.
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But when he got in the car, he said he was tired, and I was like, do you want me to take you home?
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But he just said no, and he just asked if we drove to the restaurant in silence
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because he was just going to take a little micro nap. Are you serious?
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He slept in the car while you drove to the restaurant?
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Yeah, I was like, you know what?
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It went like, fine, turn on the radio, like let him zone out, totally get that.
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Then he actually closed his eyes, said like, thanks, like we'll catch up when we get to the restaurant.
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Shut up.
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I did not, what was going through your head
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when you're driving in the car with a sleeping stranger sitting next to you?
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It was like just really bizarre.
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Did he ever address it?
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Like apologize, like, hey, I'm sorry that I took a nap.
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No. In fact, when we got to the restaurant, I put the car in park and he just snapped right awake.
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And it was like, oh, here we are.
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And I mean, it was so weird.
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Like he just was like this brand new refresh person after this time in the car ride.
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And this little nap that he took.
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That's all the guy needed was a nap.
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Yeah.
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Little power nap and then you're good.
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Yeah.
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I mean, we were having such a good time, like really nice, easy conversation.
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and then we ordered dessert and right after we ordered he said i'm gonna take a little nap again
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at the table at the table is he i mean was he joking with you at
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that point no so i asked him if he was joking
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and he said he wasn't and before he even finished
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that sentence he was curled up in a little ball in
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the booth in the back of the restaurant oh my god
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like he actually curled up a ball in the booth pretty much i mean he wasn't sucking his thumb
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but he was getting very comfortable
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and he wasn't kicked out of the restaurant i've done that a lot drunk and they kick you out
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because of the drunk part oh maybe okay not the sleeping
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part how long was he asleep for like 15 minutes wait
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yeah it was like they put the plate on the table
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and he just snapped awake and was like ready to have more conversation
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and i was just very confused
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so you're sitting there twiddling your thumbs for 15 minutes yeah
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and then he just goes back into talking about whatever you
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guys left off on it was incredible i have never heard
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or seen of you know this ability to nap anywhere
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but it happened on my date
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and i don't know i know the perfect way to figure it out denise what's
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that why don't we just ask him
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because kevin's actually on the other line listening to this conversation
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and he wants to talk to you or sleeping through the conversation i don't what Kevin, are you there?
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Hi, Denise.
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Yeah, I'm here.
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Wake up, Kevin.
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This is not happening.
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No, it actually is.
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Denise, I didn't think you'd have such a big problem with napping.
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You can nap all you want in your room, on a couch, on the TV, but, like, on a first date, in a restaurant, in my car. But they're just micro-naps.
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Like, the date wouldn't have gone so well if I was tired.
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What?
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But I asked, in the beginning, I said we don't have to do this.
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I totally, like, I knew you were stressed out.
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I could see it.
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But we did go on a date.
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We had a great time on the date.
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We even had dessert.
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And I only had two naps.
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So this is all the time.
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You take naps like that all the time.
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Not when you're just stressed out about a car accident.
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They work.
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They work really well.
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I'm actually surprised more people don't do that.
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I don't know why everybody finds it so funny.
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Kevin, are you saying that you don't find it strange that you took two naps on a first date?
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No, it's not strange at all.
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You're making this out to be a bigger issue than it really is.
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Look, a lot of people take micro-naps throughout the day.
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A lot of Japanese people take naps throughout the day.
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Yeah, I mean, I take naps.
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Yeah, I get that.
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But I don't curl up in a restaurant booth with a girl I'm trying to impress while I'm eating dinner with her.
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Okay, that's what you're not getting.
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I couldn't impress her with such a great date without taking that nap.
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You didn't impress me by taking those naps either.
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Okay, look, I feel like I'm on trial here for taking a nap, okay?
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Kevin, you're not on trial for taking a nap.
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You're not.
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You're on trial for taking two naps on your first date.
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It is kind of strange.
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Look, I listen to you on the radio and you are kind of strange, so why is this my problem?
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That is very true.
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Very true.
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I'm so confused.
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Do you have, like, a sleeping disorder or something, Kevin?
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It's not a sleeping disorder.
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You take naps for the day.
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It makes you more productive.
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Michelangelo painted the 15th chapel by taking naps for a day.
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He did?
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Yeah.
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Okay, Kevin, but I doubt that he took naps while he was on a first date with a girl.
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That's true.
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We don't know much about Michelangelo's dating experience.
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I'm sure if he did have a girl that he was dating
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that he would have taken micro-naps and they would have had a great date.
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I will say, Denise, I mean, despite this odd behavior, which isn't really necessarily bad towards you at all, you had a great time.
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When he was awake, yes.
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Okay, Denise, what about this?
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What if I can promise you that Kevin stays awake and you guys go out on a second date?
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Are you going to come with us?
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No. I don't want to be around Kevin.
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But we will pay for a second date if you'll go out with him again.
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Kevin, can you stay awake?
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Yes.
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Or we could take a napping date together.
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Uh-oh.
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Oh, there you go.
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A little cuddle time.
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That's an attractive offer, but I think I like to go on dates where people stay awake the whole time
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and we don't have to worry about someone falling asleep.
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I think you should take a micro nap and make that decision again.
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I'm okay.
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I'm okay with my sleep schedule.
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I'm like a grown woman who stays awake.
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Are you sure, Denise?
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Denise, we could wait for like 10 minutes while you take a nap and sleep on it.
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Please, would you mind?
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Just so everyone knows what that feels like.
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I'm good.
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All right.
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Well, Denise, thank you very much.
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Yeah.
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Kevin, I'm sorry we couldn't get you a second date.
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It was worth a try.
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Maybe warn people about your micro naps.
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Let them know what you're doing first.
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Or just learn how to stay awake for a four-hour span.
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I don't know.
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You know, you guys are really missing out here.
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These micro-naps are the way of the future.
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If you want to be productive, if you want to, you know, bring your ratings up, you should probably try it.
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Hey, we'll try anything at this point.
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Yeah, why not?
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Brooke and Jubal in the morning.
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Hello?
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Hi, can I speak to Tammy, please?
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This is Tammy.
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Hey, Tammy, how are you?
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This is Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the morning.
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What is that?
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It's a radio show called Brooke and Jubal in the morning.
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That's what it is.
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Okay, why are you calling me?
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Well, I'm calling you because we do a segment on our radio show called The Second Date Update.
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Okay.
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You still sound confused.
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I don't know what that is.
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I don't really listen to the radio that much.
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Okay, good.
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I'm glad.
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Well, thank you.
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A second date update, what it is, is where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up not calling them after, they email us to see if we can get you on the phone and find out what went wrong.
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Oh, my God.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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And so one of our listeners emailed us about you.
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Oh, great.
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Yeah, it just keeps getting better, doesn't it?
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I'm gonna say that you probably remember this date because it happened at Ikea.
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Yep.
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All right.
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So, yeah, Craig is wondering why you're not calling him back.
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He told us about your Ikea date, and everybody in the room feels like you're probably not calling him back because he took you on a date to Ikea.
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Oh, my God.
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I can't believe he called a radio station about this.
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Well, he clearly doesn't make good decisions.
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I mean, he took you on a date to Ikea, and now he does this, so I can fully see how he'd call a radio station.
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Yeah, I guess I can see that now.
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I don't know, though.
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It sounded like from his description you were into it.
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Like, he said you guys were, like, pretend watching TV, and you enjoyed the Swedish meatballs.
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I mean, it was a cool idea.
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It sounds like he already kind of told you a lot about it.
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Yeah, he did.
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I mean, he pretty much broke it down to us.
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Said you guys hung out there, watched the fake TVs, and even had a pretend fight in one of the bedrooms or something like that.
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I love it.
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We did.
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All that was fun.
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Okay.
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Well, if that was fun, then why don't you want to see him again?
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There was a couple moments there that it went from being kind of fun to kind of weird and uncomfortable.
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He didn't use one of the display toilets, did he?
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Oh, my gosh, Juvul.
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I've always wanted to do that.
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No, he did not do that.
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I don't know what could be worse than that, so what did he do?
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Well, it wasn't as bad as that.
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I'll give him that.
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we went to different beds around the store.
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And the first time we got to one, he jokingly was like, oh, tuck me in.
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Tell me a story.
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That's funny.
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And the first time it was cute.
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And like I did it and he was like, talk to me in a mom voice.
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And so I did that.
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And like, sure, it was a little weird, but like I was playing the game, playing along.
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Plus you could have gone the total other direction and been just a total perv the first time you got in bed.
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That's true.
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That's true.
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And he did not do that.
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So I am thankful for that.
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But it's just that that happened like three or four more times.
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Like each time we came to a bed, he wanted me to tuck him in and read him a story.
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He was asking for me to like, when I started talking, if I started reading this story in a normal voice, he was like, no, use your mom voice.
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Oh my God.
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Yeah.
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Come on, to his defense, Maybe he's just really bad at role playing and he's not very creative.
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So he saw that you thought it was funny the first time and he just kept the joke going.
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Yeah, I guess so.
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But then he put his thumb in his mouth and it was weird.
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It just got to be way too much.
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And it was creeping me out.
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Yeah, I can see that creeping you out even after one time, but over and over and over again.
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Read me a story, mama.
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Yeah, no. It was weird.
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Oh, no. I love how Ikea brought out his mommy issues.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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I don't know what happened.
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I just I had to get out of there.
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Well, then I probably shouldn't let you know
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that he's on the phone listening to this conversation and wants to talk to you, Mama.
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God, you're joking, right?
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No, I'm not.
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Your little boy is listening.
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Hey, Tammy, it's me, Craig.
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Hey, Craig, what's going on?
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just listening to the story about your experience of our Akia date.
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I don't know.
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I felt like the first time I did that, it was really funny and weird.
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I felt like you laughed really hard.
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And I do this thing where I beat a joke to death, and I definitely did it this time.
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And I guess that is a little weird.
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Even you admit it's weird.
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So it was a joke and not some weird sort of fetish fantasy thing that you're trying to live out on Ikea?
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No, no, no, no, no, no, not at all.
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Nothing like that.
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But it was me being awkward and thinking that you thought something was funny and then I realized in retrospect, oh my God, that was so creepy.
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Are you shut up like you wanted me to call you Craigie Poo?
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Oh, Craigie Poo.
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Yeah, again, funny at the time, now that I hear it again, totally creepy.
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See, at least you can admit that it was really creepy, Tammy.
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Yeah, retrospect, right?
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I mean, I was on his side until the thumb sucking thing
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and then I felt like that pushed it over the edge for me, but maybe you're more forgiving.
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Craig, I had a really good time, but it went from like zero to 60 in like two seconds.
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And it's just real creepy.
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I know.
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Can I be like super honest with you?
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Is that when I like someone and I think that something's going really well, I just get kind of nervous.
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And I think about two thirds of the way through the date, I felt like we were really grooving.
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And when I get nervous, my jokes just go down the toilet.
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When I get really nervous, I become a two year old and stuck my thumb in.
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Yeah, no, I just thought it was really funny at first, and then I got really super awkward by the end.
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And you can probably tell because by the third time I let out
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that weird giggle that was supposed to be a joke.
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Oh, yep.
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I remember that.
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Craigie Poo, I want to hear the giggle.
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Yeah, Craigie Poo.
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I don't think I can do it again.
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You want me to read you a story?
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I can't go down this road because I might try to be funny, and it's not the word.
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All right, well, I'll save you then.
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Tammy, would you like to go out on a second date with Craigie Poo?
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Now that you know it wasn't a weird thing and it was just a joke, we will pay for it.
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I don't know.
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My friends gave me a lot of crap when I told them about the IKEA ordeal.
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Oh, come on, he's the most self-aware weirdo that we've had.
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That's true.
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Come on, Mama Tammy, come tuck me into bed again.
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Whoa, wait!
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Is that Tammy talking?
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Who's talking?
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No, that was Craig!
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Oh my goodness!
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Craig!
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I'm so sorry, it's so weird.
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It is so weird.
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Why don't do it if you know it's so weird?
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And it's so believable!
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Yeah.
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You sound like a girl.
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No, it sounds like a horror movie is what it sounds like.
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That was the voice he was using that night.
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Oh my God.
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Well, I'm just trying to be funny.
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Please go out with me again.
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Oh my God.
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I promise I won't be doing more jokes.
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If you could come back from that, Craig, it's going to be amazing.
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I promise.
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If you go on one more date with me, I promise.
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No more mama Tammy jokes.
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No more.
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Tammy!
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Oh my God!
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The hair on my neck is standing up.
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Craig, I want to hang out with you because I want to hear that voice more.
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Oh my God.
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Tammy, what do you think?
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No. Will you go out with...
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No?
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Oh, come on!
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No!
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I'm not going out on another date with you!
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I have nightmares just hearing that weird voice that you're doing!
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Oh, man.
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I do too.
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I don't blame you.
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Craig, I'm sorry.
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No second date for you.
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That's okay.
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Oh, make it stop!
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I'm making stop!
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Brooke and Jubal in the morning.
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Hello?
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Hi, can I speak to Sarah, please?
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This is she?
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Hey Sarah, how are you?
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This is Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the morning.
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uh uh i'm good what's going on um i'm at work
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i'm good just calling to check in with some of our
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listeners do you listen to the show yeah no i listen i'm just shocked you're calling me
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it's kind of random any idea why i might be calling
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you honestly no well the reason i'm calling you today is
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one of our listeners sent us an email about you really
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mm-hmm okay it's somebody
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that you went on a date with recently his name is james oh god okay okay
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and so it sounds like you know james he says
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that you guys met on tinder and went out for drinks
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and had a fun time but you haven't been answering any of his phone calls
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or text messages so he asked us to get you on the phone
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and ask if he did something wrong okay okay look i don't know
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if i i don't know
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if i need to do this on the radio like i
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don't want to embarrass him you don't want it well that's okay he wants to be embarrassed he's the one
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that emailed us i i think he wouldn't really appreciate me calling him out on it okay
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but he we listen we talked to him
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and he's prepared to hear anything
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that you have to say is he on the line right now
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if you're worried about embarrassing him i mean he's he's asking for it basically he said he's okay with
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that and i have to know this explanation
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because he sounds lovely with an accent i don't know why you would turn this dude down Yeah, see, that's exactly the problem.
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I just, I don't buy it.
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What?
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You don't buy what?
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I don't buy his whole I'm British thing.
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You think he's faking it?
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I studied abroad.
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I lived in the UK for a couple years.
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I think he's faking being British because it's something that works.
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And we met on Tinder.
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You can be anybody on Tinder.
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It's true, though.
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Why do you think is, like, you think the whole accent thing, everything, is just a lie?
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Absolutely.
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Whoa.
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Was there like a hint when he was talking that you're like, oh, gotcha?
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I mean, didn't you guys, you said you talked to him.
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Did you hear it for yourself?
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It's pretty bad.
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It sounds like he's English to me.
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Hey, can I have a little dicky bird now?
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Can I have a word or what?
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Wait, is that him?
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Yes, it is.
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He's actually on the phone.
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You asked me a second ago and I didn't answer you on purpose because James is on the other line listening.
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Oh, my God.
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Hello, Sarah.
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How's it going?
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See, are you listening to that?
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Hello, Sarah.
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How are you doing?
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It sounds legit to me, Sarah.
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I mean, it is legit.
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It is legit.
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I don't know what you want.
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I mean, I could show you my passport.
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I could, you know, give you my national insurance number.
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I could, you know, I mean, I don't know what else you want me to, you know, what do you need to see?
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Yeah, I'm sure you could show me your fake green card and your fake passport and your fake everything else.
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Yeah, because I've got all the time in the world to sit around
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and generate fake copies of documents so that I can meet girls on Tinder.
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Do you read?
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I mean, come on.
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This is the most stupid thing I've ever heard.
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Exactly what I think you're doing.
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No, it's exactly what I think you're doing.
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Wow, Sarah, paranoid much love.
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Oh, way to be all patronizing.
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That's going to make me want to go out on a second date with you.
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I mean, at this point, it's really, you know, it's, I mean, it's neither here nor there now, is it?
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I mean, you think I'm a complete fake, so I might as well just go to the wall, you know.
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Yeah, I don't think you're fake.
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I know you're fake.
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And you're laying on pretty thick with the whole parallel parking job.
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Oh, I can't, I can't park the car because it's on the right side of the road.
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That's a pretty good accent, Sarah.
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That's a pretty good accent.
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You should try faking it and meeting people on Tinder.
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Okay.
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Just give it up.
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Your accent is so fake.
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I don't know what else to tell you.
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I've got nothing else to go with.
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This is me.
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Come on, just give it up, dude.
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And you have really two perfect teeth for somebody who's British anyway.
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I mean, and this is crazy.
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I've never heard anything like it.
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If you need me to call my parents in London or something, you can have a little word with them.
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They can tell you who I am.
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Oh, sure.
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I mean, I'll call international.
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Hell, we can Skype if we want to, and they can get there, oh, cup of, cheerio, who's this?
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Are you dating James?
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Oh, she sounds lovely, James.
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Let's invite her over for tea.
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All right, see, now we're crossing the line.
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This is outrageous, Sarah.
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Like, I don't know what the f* it is you want me to do, but, I mean, this is just bloody ridiculous, mate.
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You know, anything, and if anything you say, anything you say, I'll do to prove to you.
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I don't know how to get you to prove that you're faking it, but there's just something slightly untrustworthy about you.
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Wow.
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I just, I don't know, mate.
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I don't know.
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I'm at the end of my tether now.
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Sarah, I'm confused.
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You liked him on the date, right?
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Well, I liked him when I met him on Tinder until then we met in person, and he started faking the British accent.
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I don't get this.
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Why would I fake a British accent?
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You've already said that I'm a pretty good-looking guy, and I've got perfect teeth and I've got, you know, everything else.
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So I wouldn't really have a problem getting dates, would I?
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You know?
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I mean, the accent...
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That's what I'm saying.
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You're attractive enough on your own.
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I don't feel like you have to lay it on that stick.
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Like, you do have nice teeth and you are attractive, which is why you don't need to fake the accent because you have some other stuff going for you already.
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What are you talking about, Sarah?
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Are you a dialect coach now or something?
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I'm English.
511
I'm from London.
512
Crystal Palace.
513
SW16.
514
What else do you need to know?
515
James, it doesn't sound like Sarah is gonna believe you no matter what.
516
I- for the record, James, I believe you that you're British.
517
I'm convinced.
518
Yeah.
519
Thank you.
520
Okay, what neighborhood are you from?
521
I just said that, Crystal Palace.
522
Oh, sounds made up to me.
523
Yeah!
524
Yeah, right.
525
Google it.
526
Google it.
527
Google it.
528
There's a football team.
529
There's a football team.
530
I lived right on Church Road, right up to the football stadium.
531
Oh, yeah.
532
It would be called Church Road, wouldn't it?
533
Oh, yeah.
534
Right, sure.
535
Okay.
536
Hey, Sarah, I would love to ask you if he'll go out on a second date with James.
537
I don't think he can drop the accent because I have a feeling that it's real.
538
Are you willing to go out with him again?
539
Sarah, do it.
540
Don't sabotage this.
541
Yeah.
542
Nope.
543
What?
544
No. No, I can't.
545
I'm not going to waste my time with somebody who wants to be a charlatan and lying to my face.
546
And I don't need that.
547
I don't know how he's convinced you guys, but he certainly hasn't convinced me.
548
And I wasn't born yesterday.
549
I'm not going to waste my time.
550
Oh my gosh, I can't believe you're doing this.
551
You are having a laugh.
552
Sorry, James.
553
No second date for you, man.
554
I don't know what to say, Sarah.
555
I don't know what to say.
556
You missed out, love.
557
You missed out.
558
That's all right, James.
559
I'm sure there are plenty of other girls on Tinder that have to get dropped their niggas for you anytime.
560
Wow.
561
This girl.
562
Wow.
563
Well, thanks a lot for your time, both of you.
564
We appreciate it.
565
Sarah better better luck on tinder finding like a real American guy who's not faking it like James is Faking this thing.
566
Oh, what a hey hey listen up, right?
567
I'll send you just for shits and giggles.
568
I'll send you everything.
569
I'll send you everything my passport my green card I'll send you everything you know, you know, I mean, I'll show you the tattoo of the Union Jack on the end of my
570
Hope you actually have that Hello?
571
I was looking for Mona.
572
Yeah, this is her.
573
Hello, Mona.
574
My name is Jubal, and I host a radio show called Brooke and Jubal in the Morning.
575
Okay.
576
Cool.
577
Have you ever heard the show before at all?
578
Yeah, no, I mean, I've heard of you.
579
I just don't listen that often.
580
Okay, cool.
581
Well, you may have never listened really before, but you're actually on the show right now.
582
What do you mean?
583
I mean that one of our listeners actually sent us an email about you. About me?
584
Yep.
585
Really?
586
Yep, and they said all nice things, too.
587
That's great.
588
What's it about?
589
It's about a date that you went on recently.
590
Really?
591
Yeah.
592
You went on a date with a guy named Kipling.
593
Oh, wow.
594
Yeah, you mean Kip?
595
I do.
596
Yes, I do.
597
And he actually emailed us because he wanted us to get a hold of you.
598
I guess you're not calling him back since your date, and he's confused.
599
Yeah.
600
Is there a reason why you don't want to go out with him again?
601
I mean, he seemed like a really sweet guy, but I could tell he was really, really nervous.
602
Like, anxiously nervous.
603
Like, kind of extremely awkward.
604
On a scale of 1 to 10, in the most awkward dates you've ever been on, how was this date?
605
A 15.
606
I'll tell you why I ask it like that, because we actually talked to Kipling.
607
Sounds like a nice guy, but he was also very nervous talking to us.
608
So I can't imagine how he would be on a date.
609
Yeah, like, yeah.
610
Like, everything you can imagine, like, times a thousand.
611
Did it get better as you guys hung out longer?
612
No, it only got worse.
613
How did it get worse?
614
Like, he showed up almost 20 minutes late.
615
Right.
616
Without letting me know.
617
When he walked in, though, despite being 20 minutes late, were you kind of excited?
618
Like, oh, he's cute.
619
I mean, he was like nerdy, awkward, cute.
620
And he's like, maybe this could end well.
621
But I've been waiting for him to order.
622
And the waitress came and he gave her our menus and said, we wouldn't be ordering food.
623
We were just going to get drinks.
624
But I waited all day to eat.
625
What?
626
It was already like after seven and I hadn't eaten.
627
And all we were getting was drinks.
628
Like we went to this nice restaurant and we weren't even going to get food.
629
Like why didn't you go to the bar?
630
Oh, I would have been like, hell no, I'm getting food.
631
You don't even want to see me when I'm hungry right now.
632
We were like a few drinks in and I started getting a little tipsy and I finally was like, hey, man, like I'm really hungry.
633
Like, is it okay to order something?
634
And he was like, yeah, sure.
635
I'll get an appetizer for us to split.
636
Oh, wow.
637
So then he decides to get calamari, which is fine.
638
It was great.
639
And I was eating and he could tell that I was uncomfortable.
640
So then he says, can I ask you a question?
641
And of course I said, sure.
642
and he asked me if I'm having a good time because my face doesn't look like I'm having a good time.
643
Your face doesn't look like you're having fun.
644
What did you say to that?
645
I just smiled and put more calamari in my mouth.
646
You were, though, probably showing some pain on your face at this point.
647
I think at that point, a few drinks in, no food in my stomach.
648
I couldn't hide a thing.
649
All right.
650
Yeah.
651
So it was just a very awkward time for you.
652
It was extremely awkward.
653
All right.
654
You know what else is going to be awkward?
655
What?
656
He's actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you right now.
657
Wait, what?
658
Yep.
659
Kip, where you at?
660
Hi, Mona.
661
Oh, no. Hi, Kip.
662
Hi.
663
Oh, Kip.
664
Kip, why are you doing this?
665
I'm confused.
666
Well, you weren't answering my messages.
667
I wanted to talk to you and see if you wanted to go on another date.
668
Kip, did you hear what I said about our first date?
669
Yeah, but listen, the thing is, okay, so I don't date a lot, and I really liked you, and you made me nervous.
670
And I was already really nervous because I was late.
671
and the thing is I just showed up and I just wasn't expecting a woman of your nature to be there
672
what does that even mean? what did that mean Kip?
673
no I just mean you're very beautiful you know you're very captivating you have captivating features you know
674
Kip that's really sweet yeah it is yeah and I just got nervous and that's why maybe I wasn't the best theater.
675
I was nervous and I could tell you you weren't having a good time
676
and the reason I didn't order a bunch of food is because, I don't know, maybe we were going to, you know, something was going to happen.
677
What?
678
Wait, what are you talking about, Kip?
679
What was going to happen if you ordered food?
680
I don't know.
681
Maybe you just, you know, you don't know what happens if the date goes well and, you know, I just didn't want to have,
682
you know, anyone to feel awkward about having bad breath or have stuff in their teeth or anything.
683
You mean like if you guys are going to kiss or something at the end there?
684
Oh, I thought he was planning a lot more than that.
685
Me too, but I'm not really giving Kip that much credit.
686
I was like, damn, son, slow down.
687
No, no, no, I just meant kissing.
688
We might kiss if it went well.
689
How would, you know?
690
Kip, you know, I get being nervous going on dates and stuff, but you probably don't want to ask if they're having a good time because their face doesn't look happy.
691
Kind of a turnoff.
692
I didn't mean, like, I mean, your face is beautiful.
693
I mean, your whole is beautiful.
694
You're beautiful, you know?
695
I didn't mean it like that.
696
I just meant, like, I could tell, like, you weren't having a good time and I wanted you to have a good time, you know?
697
Yeah, but, like, maybe you could have phrased it a little differently.
698
Yeah.
699
Yeah.
700
Look, I was nervous, and I don't date a lot, okay?
701
But, like, listen, I'm a really nice guy.
702
And, you know, I just feel like I could do it right.
703
You know, we could go somewhere and get food.
704
And I don't know.
705
Think about it.
706
Like, he's laying it all out there.
707
Maybe next time, because it's all out in the open, he won't have those same type of nerves.
708
I mean, he's really sweet.
709
And everything he does seems pretty genuine.
710
Well, how about this, Mona?
711
Would you go out with Kip on a second date?
712
I will pay for it.
713
Free second date.
714
What's that?
715
That we would get food this time.
716
You can get food.
717
I promise.
718
Yes, we could do whatever.
719
We could go bowling or get food or whatever.
720
He's the same way.
721
Kip, you really like bowling, don't you?
722
I just don't date a lot.
723
And that's just the last date I went on, we went bowling and we had a great time.
724
You guys don't have to go bowling if you don't want to, Mona.
725
You can do anything.
726
We will pay for it, though.
727
Will you go out with Kipling again?
728
You know what?
729
I guess he does deserve a second chance.
730
Whoa!
731
That almost sounded not painful.
732
What does that mean?
733
You're saying yes?
734
Yes, I'll go out with Kip again.
735
Yay!
736
Really?
737
You won't regret it, I promise.
738
Congratulations, Kipling.
739
You got a second date, man.
740
I can't believe you guys did this.
741
This is amazing.
742
Kip, I can't believe we did it either, honestly.
743
Brooklyn Jubal in the morning.
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