Shadowing-Übung: Dog Breed Deformities - Englisch Sprechen Lernen mit YouTube

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Hey kids, let me talk to you about dog breeding.
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Hey kids, let me talk to you about dog breeding.
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Nowadays, dogs are mostly around just to be a cute companion, right?
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So breeding has gone from functionality to cuteness.
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And that's fine, as long as it stays within the bounds of nature.
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But that's not enough for today's breeder.
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So, how do you make a dog cuter?
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apparently by giving it disgusting genetic deformities.
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And chances are, you, the listener, agree with that.
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You just don't know you do.
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Let me show you what I mean.
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See this?
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This is a relatively normal dog.
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Notice the snout, the eyes, the shape of the head.
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Not too far gone from the wolves that today's dogs come from.
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Now let me take you through some other breeds.
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First is the Bull Terrier.
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100 years ago, still look pretty normal, right?
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Now here's today's version.
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Jesus!
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Who needs snouts, right?
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Let's just give it a long, continuous, boomerang-shaped head with two tiny holes at the end.
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Seriously, it looks like Toucan Sam is trying to fit inside a dog costume.
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And look at its eyes!
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They're permanently pointed up at the sky as if to say, God, why did you let me become this?
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Please kill me.
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Do you guys remember Spuds Mackenzie, the old Bud Light mascot?
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Well I just realized why they chose a Bull Terrier of all dogs.
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It's because he looked like his mom drank nothing but Bud Light for her entire pregnancy.
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Next up is the Pug.
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I'll probably get some hate for this one, but I don't care.
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They've been bred specifically to look like they've been smashed in the goddamn face with a frying pan.
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And because of this, because of the fact that their skull is shaped like a fucking tuna can, they can barely breathe their whole lives.
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Ever been around a pug?
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Constantly, no matter the temperature or the weather, they sit there going, and people think this shit is cute.
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If my baby came out with a flat nose, hair lip, cylindrical head, and no neck going, I'd be like, Jesus fuck, put it back in.
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It's clearly not done yet.
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Next is the dachshund.
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Now there is no excuse for this one.
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The head's fine, right?
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But the body, good god.
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It's got a torso shaped like a goddamn doorstop with those pointless legs just kind of stapled on.
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Now it's been a little while since I reminded you what a normal dog looks like, so here.
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Now let me go into Photoshop real quick and do all the changes necessary to make this dog look like a dachshund.
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Look at that!
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That's not okay.
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Why even have legs at this point?
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Might as well just keep going until it's just a drumstick from the neck down.
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And there's no reason, it's just one day someone was like, well people like dogs, and people like ferrets, so why don't we make some chimera abomination halfway in between the two and see what happens.
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My least favorite breed though, out of all of them, it's just straight up fucked in every way.
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A testament to humankind's never-ending corruption of the natural world.
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I'm talking about the chihuahua.
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It's like somebody took a normal dog and boiled away every aspect except for anger and neuroticism, leaving this tiny hell creature behind.
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And this is one of the nicer pictures I could find.
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Take a look at this.
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Someone call a priest, and we let these things inhabit our homes.
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This poor woman's gonna wake up with her fucking nose chewed off and just be like, oh, Mr.
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Wiggles was a little hungry this morning, wasn't he?
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Meanwhile, the dogs are sitting there like, bloodlust.
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The only time they're not being needlessly aggressive towards people, it's when they're off pissing, shitting, and vomiting all over their surroundings.
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And you would think such a small dog would at least produce manageable waste, but much like the creature itself, the small things it does expel are straight up toxic.
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It's like some of the chihuahua's pent-up hatred for the mortal plane manifests itself in every dump it takes.
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I would rather clean up a full-grown man's shit from my floor than wipe up the septic nightmare that is chihuahua squirts.
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The only good thing about owning a chihuahua is that if it ever gets rabies, it'll be fine because you won't be able to tell the goddamn difference.
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It'll still be sitting there business as usual.
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So that's my little rant about the monstrosities that live right beneath our noses.
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I'm Sam Monella and thank you for watching.
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Thank you.

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Wichtige Vokabeln & Phrasen

  • breeding - Zucht
  • deformities - Deformitäten
  • functionality - Funktionalität
  • cute companion - süßer Begleiter
  • aggressive - aggressiv
  • genetic - genetisch
  • neuroticism - Neurotizismus
  • abomination - Abscheulichkeit

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