Prática de Shadowing: 2 Broke Girls but it's just Max being SAVAGE! | 2 Broke Girls - Aprenda a falar inglês com vídeo

Okay, well just show me how.

You can direct me.

I've done a lot of plays.

I could do my Eliza Doolittle before she was Civilized walk.

I ain't gotten that.

Wow, that was just ugly.

I wish I hadn't seen it.

Alright, just watch me.

Your lack of apartment knowledge is really starting to piss me off.

We have to show him right now not to screw with us.

I need paper.

What are you doing?

I mean, besides overreacting.

Writing a threatening note.

I have an unregistered gun and can shoot you through the floor?

You're coming in really hot, Max.

We're not giving him this.

What's he look like?

He's got his finger over the peephole.

Okay, game on.

Back up.

This is my building.

I've got to take it back.

Max, this is life, not Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3.

Move.

What?

What is meaning of this horrible, horrible note?

Oh, you're not a man?

What kind of question is this?

Do I look like a man?

No, but you clump around up there like a man.

Max, please.

Did you write this horrible, horrible note?

I did.

First day in my new home, and I'm given this horrible, horrible note with threads.

Well, they're not actually threats.

I will gut you like a hog.

It's pure.

How much for 10?

I know I said $250 earlier, but...

Bull crap! $150 or we walk, bitch!

Okay, let's all just calm down.

That's a really good deal, Max.

How about we settle at $200 and call it a night?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, about that.

I've been getting mad offers for these things tonight.

I actually gotta raise it to $300, or I walk, bitch.

Ow, ow, ow, your hands are cold.

What'd you call me?

Nothing.

That's what I thought.

She said 200, we'll pay 200, and you'll take it.

You'll shove it in this Hanes-her-way hoodie you're wearing.

You'll say, thank you, Max, and you'll hit the bricks, capiche?

Caroline Cash.

Thank you, Max.

What'd you say?

Thank you, Max.

I've got the chills now.

Do you guys serve tea?

I feel so much better.

Nicholas is not gonna leave her.

No, why would he leave her for you?

Well, you don't have to be nasty about it.

Waitress.

Dude.

Hi, what can I get you?

We need some. Is that annoying?

Is that obnoxious and rude?

Would you find it distracting if someone did that to you while you were working?

Oh, you don't have a job, sorry.

Damn, dude, she burned you.

Oh.

No, hipster.

No. Do not think we're on the same team.

We have nothing in common.

I wear knit hats when it's cold out.

You wear knit hats because of cold play.

You have tattoos to piss off your dad.

My dad doesn't know he's my dad.

And finally, you think this is the sound that gets you service you service, I think this is the sound that dries up my vagina.

The waitress disappeared, the Russian one?

We need horseradish.

Please.

That ladies is how you treat a waitress.

Can I see the receipt?

As manager of the jewelry department,

I couldn't possibly return a ring that you bought at least three years ago without a receipt.

You wouldn't want me to lose my job again, would you?

I got this, Donna.

And so sorry to hear about your father being a criminal and you being penniless and all that ugliness, but it is kind of karma.

You are where you are now, and I'm back on top.

Look, Jeffrey, I know we just met, but there's no way you're a top.

Chasing guys, eating pie, having fun.

This table is sticky.

You're on a damp rag across it.

Would it kill you to clean a little?

What kind of place is this?

The kind that serves soup cold.

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And what's with your crazy earrings?

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What are you, some kind of gypsy?

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Okay, whoa.

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Hold up, ladies.

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You don't get a bitch pass just because you're old.

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Yes, that's right, I said it.

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You come in here with your gangster granny attitude, thinking you can get away with dumping all over the lowly gypsy waitress, no way.

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At this diner, we don't discriminate due to age.

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If you're gonna act like an ass, I'm gonna treat you like an ass.

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No matter how close that ass is riding to the floor.

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Now, I'll wipe off the table, we'll take it from the top.

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Hi, I'm Max, who wants tapioca?

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That's more like it.

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Save the disappointment for the grandkids.

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2 Chainz is the man.

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He sings my anthem.

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We represent the Lollipop Guild.

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I'm talking about his ode to big booty hoes.

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Birthday song is my song.

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No, birthday song is my song.

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Every morning in the shower I rap, all I want for my birthday is a big booty ho.

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Wow, that actually makes you look whiter.

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Hi.

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I'm from the funnel cake booth back there, and your little table is sadder than watching the notebook at a funeral.

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Hey, Dutch girl, why don't you go stick your finger in a dyke?

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I'm sure you can find one over near the plus-size denim.

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Max, please, we're all business women here.

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And some of us are wearing tablecloths on our heads.

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Just so you know, the makeshift table's because we're just starting out.

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We've only been in business eight months.

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Heidi, how long have we been funneling?

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Every day, 24-7, for the past three months.

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And we already have a booth.

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Yeah, we do.

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I have to say, you girls really take the fun out of funnel.

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Actually, we put the fun in funnel.

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See?

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You can't spell funnel without fun. Or F-U.

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Oh hell no!

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Hang on, I wasn't done.

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Oh hell no!

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Oh, she's yarn bombing that bike.

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It's whimsical, it's new, it's stupid.

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This yarn-able is pathetic.

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Yo, yarny.

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And we use it for deliveries.

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And to trap nerds.

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Peace out, ganja beer, before I knit you a noose.

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Max, that was a great idea.

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What, did she go back to school?

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I know, at least a couple of night classes, right?

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Get around some people.

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Excuse me, Oshkosh Bogosh.

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I have a question about your coloring book.

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Why?

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Other fur adults.

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Super zen.

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Super meditative.

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Helps with stress.

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You know what else helps with stress?

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Sex.

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And even if someone could get past those boner-killing overalls, you ain't gonna have any of that if you keep this up.

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Not to mention, how stressful can your life really be

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if you are carefully shading a unicorn's ass at 3 p.m on a Tuesday?

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So, let me get this correct.

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You want to make T-shirts for your business with no business connection.

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Okay.

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This is your journey, but it might end here.

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No, no, no, see, it's a cupcake, and we sell cupcakes, so.. that's the business.

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Okay, you know what?

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Screw this.

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That T-shirt is way cool, and if you can't see it, this seminar is so not worth the thousand dollars I paid.

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Peace out.

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The cupcake shows a mix of sweet imagery

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because we're two girls trying to retro repurpose the phrase sugar and spice and everything nice.

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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, leave Pam alone!

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I'm fine, Ellen.

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They can't shut me down because I believe in us and our special brand of artisan cupcakes.

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Why?

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No!

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No!

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No!

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No!

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No!

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Eat it, you losers!

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Eat it!

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Eat it!

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I see the truth balls have stopped.

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It looks like eat it, eat it, you losers might just be your brand.

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I need your attention.

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You also need a booster seat for most places.

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It'll keep me busy because, Max, when Nicholas looks at me, it does something to my insides, and I want this to be a relationship before he does something to my insides.

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If you keep talking about your insides, I'm gonna kick you on your outsides.

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Good evening, ladies.

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No. What are you doing?

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I know this neighborhood is a circus, but our window's becoming a freak show.

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No wonder they don't have any bad Yelp reviews.

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No one's ever tasted their food.

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Hi.

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Um, our drinks, and did you ask the chef about the soup?

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You know, I haven't had a minute.

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She hasn't had a minute?

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What's she been doing, dancing with wolves?

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I mean, have you ever?

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I know.

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Can you even?

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Byron and I have been here forever and have yet to see our dandelion chickpea, Fargoire.

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He's hypoglycemic, and I'm Lila.

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And I'm pissed.

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I'm getting our drinks.

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Would you get us some wine?

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Oh, sure.

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What kind?

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A Chardonnay for me, and Byron will have a Sauvignon Blanc.

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Is that the dandelion, chickpea, and other things that don't belong in a dish-together thing?

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All right, your dandelion chickpea, a Chardonnay, and a Sauvignon Blanc.

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Enjoy.

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What do you think you're doing?

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Waiting on tables.

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Look into it.

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Hand it over.

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I have a gun.

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Well, I have a death wish, so that's not gonna work.

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Look, pal.

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We work at this cupcake window from two to four, six nights a week, and that is after eight hours of slinging hash to the diner next door for lousy minimum wage,

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which a bunch of rich politicians out in...

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Help me out.

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Washington.

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What she said.

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Don't want to raise.

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Then we walk home to our illegal one-bedroom apartment, get three hours of NyQuil-induced sleep before we have to get back up and share a bowl of Spanish-language Cheerios.

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It's the same thing, but the sea wears a sombrero.

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So, no. I am not about to give you our hard-earned money.

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And if you're gonna shoot me, better aim good, because if you miss, I will climb over this counter,

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tear off your head, and it'll be our new tip jar.

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I can't make a tart!

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How's the tart coming?

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Han, you're not safe.

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Leave.

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Leave.

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Wolf, you haven't even finished the shell.

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That's the easiest part.

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Han, this is your face.

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I should get going.

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I didn't know she could take bitch to the next level.

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Yo, doll face.

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It's been 10 minutes.

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This chowder, my spaghetti.

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Where's the food?

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Where's the food?

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Where's your neck?

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I wasn't listening.

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I was looking at your boobs.

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Well, I do what I can, but they'll never be as big as yours.

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Oh, hell no!

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What?

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She's been back here, too! Who?

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Gunaqueer!

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There's so much yarn-bombing, it's like Craft-ganistan!

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So that's it for deliveries?

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Oh, you can deliver wherever and whenever you want, but there is no way I am ever getting on that bike again.

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Max, look!

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Guinevere!

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Oh, hell no!

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She yarn-bombed her darn barn!

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You two should have tipped.

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I'm an artist.

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Eat my stitches, bitches.

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That was not whimsical at all.

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Give me the damn bike.

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Knit's about to hit the fan.

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We're here to see Ruby?

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Who wants to see Ruby?

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She's coming in real hot, Max.

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Maybe this isn't a good idea.

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There's only one old woman who scares me, and his name is Steven Tyler.

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I'm Ruby.

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Well, if it isn't, Miss doesn't invite people to stuff.

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Who's also known as Miss Very, Very Pretty.

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I don't need someone to tell me that I'm pretty.

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That's what I told Roy Orbison when he wrote, Pretty Woman for me.

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What do you little girls want?

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We're friends of Earl. Of Earl?

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You know, Earl from the early birds early birds yeah the guy who

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put this club on the map oh he's a bum girl

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you better check yourself no one says anything bad about my

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earl sure well I prefer not to go to jail for murdering earl's girlfriend

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but it's not that strong the preference here hold my hoop

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Max isn't Earl's girlfriend he's more like a father figure to her more like a a great-grandfather figure.

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He's both!

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Hold my hoops.

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Everybody calm down.

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Take a beat.

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A jazzy beat, of course.

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I only have two questions for you.

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Why is she so upset, and what the hell is a jazzy beat?

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I'm upset because I know Earl helped build this club, and he wasn't invited to play your anniversary show.

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That's right, because he's a bum!

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Hold my hoops again!

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That no good two-time musical genius will never set foot in my club while I'm alive.

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He'll hold my hoops while I'll unstrap the pistol on my shoe.

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Oh, no, wait, come on, come on.

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Can't you just let him play?

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I mean, he's just a cashier at a diner now.

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What did you just call him?

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Earl is more than just a cashier.

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That is his job, not what he is.

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How dare you?

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Yeah, how dare she?

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Get to.

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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, Mac, down.

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O que é a Técnica de Shadowing?

Shadowing é uma técnica de aprendizado de idiomas com base científica, originalmente desenvolvida para o treinamento de intérpretes profissionais. O método é simples, mas poderoso: você ouve áudio em inglês nativo e repete imediatamente em voz alta — como uma sombra seguindo o falante com 1-2 segundos de atraso. Pesquisas mostram melhora significativa na precisão da pronúncia, entonação, ritmo, sons conectados, compreensão auditiva e fluência na fala.

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