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Boy, you know, I haven't stayed up all night talking like that in forever.
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Boy, you know, I haven't stayed up all night talking like that in forever.
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And thanks for suggesting I buy that Fitbit.
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Customers who bought Fitbit also bought enormous exercise ball that's always in the way.
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Why not?
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Just put it on my card.
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That's weird.
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You're on a weird date.
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Whoa, welcome to Hodgepodge Lodge.
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What the hell is all this crap?
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Oh, just stuff brand suggested I buy.
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I'm from the Apache Collection Agency.
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You're way over your credit card limit.
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Hold on, hold on.
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I didn't buy that.
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Peter bought that.
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I know, but I need one.
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Forget it.
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I'm just gonna lie down on the couch with my head on the armrest to accentuate how sad I am.
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I realize I've wasted most of my life being a pathetic jerk.
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You know, like you were at Disneyland.
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Hey, kid, can you duck down for this picture?
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What?
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You're getting in my way.
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Stop being a brat and duck down.
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No way.
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In fact, I'm standing.
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But just for the record, every device you've ever made has broken at some crucial juncture.
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This one won't.
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Alright, you talk me into it.
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My hand!
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I mean, your hand!
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We did it!
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We switched bodies!
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Wow, this is really weird.
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It feels like.. like, hey, what the hell have you been complaining about?
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And God, your head.
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It's so heavy.
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Okay, I'm off to get you a job, a girlfriend, and on to the road less scummy.
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My research shows that every seven minutes, a professor is fired for having sex with one of his students.
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I simply wait until...
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Oh, here we go.
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Are there any unemployed professors here?
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Welcome to Poetry 101.
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I'm Professor Griffin.
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Please open your books to the introduction which defines what poetry is.
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Now rip it out.
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Do we include the foreword?
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Yes, I suppose.
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What about the preface?
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Yes, the preface too.
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So, not the acknowledgements?
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What about the frontispiece?
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That's not even a thing.
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Yes, it is.
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Frontispiece.
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What happened?
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Stewie, is that you?
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Yes, Brian.
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It's God.
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That is a tight belt.
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If I'm in Chris's body, he must be in mine.
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He's got to be freaking out.
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What the hell have you been complaining about?
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Peter, you in there?
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I feel really weird.
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Don't worry.
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I got an idea.
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Peter, everything's fine.
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Just look in the mirror.
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Well, here you go.
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About to put you in front of the mirror.
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Oh, phew.
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There I am.
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Hi, me.
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Okay, everything seems normal.
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Okay, that's great, Peter.
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Time for your nap.
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But I'm not tired.
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I want to go to the clam and...
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Thank God.
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It's broken!
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Swapping four bodies must have overloaded its system.
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If I can't fix it, we'll be like this forever.
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This is a total disaster!
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We now return to a human hand rolling a ball of clay.
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Yay!
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Stewie, enough of that.
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We have to fix the machine.
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Oh, God, the fat man's friends.
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What's the black one's name?
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Cleveland.
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Cleveland.
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Right.
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Cleveland!
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Peter, you name-remembering son of a gun.
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Sure could go for a pom-tini, but unfortunately I've got to help my son Chris with his homework.
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Well, if you finish early.
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They've all switched bodies.
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Let's go. That was close.
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Next, we'll focus on the female genitalia.
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Oh, good Lord!
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I mean, va-va-voom, right, other men?
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Just wish there was some way we could honor Adam's memory here in town.
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You know what we should do?
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We should rename the high school for Mayor West.
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James Woods is an embarrassment to Quahog.
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He's a political troll and a maniac on Twitter.
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I think that's a great idea, Brian.
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You should meet with Principal Shepard and suggest it.
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Oceans apart day after day And they're slowly going insane So,
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you'd like to rename the school?
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Yes, to Adam West High.
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Well, you're a talking dog.
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You probably know what you're doing.
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Let's do it.
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Damn it!
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Well, Shepard, someone named Eddie Payups is here to see you.
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Tell him I need one minute.
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Anyway, great idea.
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We'll have a ceremony to change the name of the school this week.
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Oh, we did it.
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We changed the name of the school.
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Well, you know, it was the right thing to do, Brian.
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Thank you, everybody, for coming today as we honor one of Quahog's finest citizens, Mayor Adam West.
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Ready!
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Aim!
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Meow!
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Beautiful.
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Alright, Quahog, are you ready to see your new sign?
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Oh, are we going that way?
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I don't know, Joanna.
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What direction are we going?
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I just wanted to thank you for what you did today for Adam.
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He was a great man.
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You know, I see a lot of him in you.
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Oh no, are we gonna kiss?
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It showed real leadership, and I think you should be the next mayor of Quahog.
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Ah, dammit!
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Oh, I couldn't do that.
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I don't know anything about politics.
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Although, crazier things have happened.
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My guest tonight is mayoral candidate Brian Griffin.
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Thank you for coming, Brian.
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Pleasure, Tom.
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And thank you for allowing me up on the furniture.
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I don't always get to do that.
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Oh, word?
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Well, we've now reached the middle of the interview, where I ask the guest, how's the sofa so far?
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So, Brian, how's the sofa so far?
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So far, so-so.
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I see.
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Sophie, so far we've got a so-so sofa.
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None of that aired?
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It's all right.
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We can recreate it.
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And you're on.
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So, Brian, I understand you like eating your own poop.
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What's that about?
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Ugh, turn that off.
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I can't believe we're gonna have a dog for mayor.
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We're gonna be the laughing stock of the whole country.
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Hey, that was fun.
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Hey, let's do Matthew Perry.
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I'll start.
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He looks like a pelican trying to swallow a fish that's too big.
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Hey, guys, friends brings me a lot of joy, so can we stop this?
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What's this?
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Well, looks like stolen property and vandalism, for starters.
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Why are you doing this?
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Why are you running for mayor?
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Out of spite.
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Spite for you.
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That's not a reason to get into politics.
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It's the only reason to get into politics.
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What are you gonna wear?
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I don't know.
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I was thinking like a collared shirt, jacket, no tie.
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Yeah, yeah, no tie.
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And you're not gonna, like, bring pizza for everyone, right?
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No, it's a debate.
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They'll have food there.
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Right, they'll have food there.
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Okay, so no tie, no pizza.
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I'll see you there.
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That son of a bitch.
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Eat sky.
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Let's meet our candidates.
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First, the impeccably dressed Glenn Quagmire.
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Is that a Windsor knot?
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Double Windsor, Tom.
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Excellent.
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Some might describe that tie as mayoral.
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I was going to wear a tie.
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He told me not to.
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He's already losing, and it hasn't started yet.
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First question.
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As candidates for mayor, how do I put my apps into a folder?
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My opponent's economic plan.
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It's irresponsible for the town to get two credit cards and just swap the balance back and forth each month.
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But the town would get miles.
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Good evening, Quahog, and welcome to your mayoral debate.
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What the?
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None of that aired?
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Now, Mr. Quagmire, you're a dirty sex fiend.
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Why would you wear a tie to a casual debate?
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Good question, Tom.
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And I'll answer that with one word.
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Pizza! Have a seat, Brian.
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I'm fine standing, thank you.
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Let's cut the crap.
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The only reason you're running is to make me look ridiculous.
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Ha!
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Sit down, Snoopy.
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What did you say?
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I said, sit, Ubu.
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Sit.
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Good dog.
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You son of a bitch!
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Ah!
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Oh my god, we're gonna die!
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Calm down, Brian, this bus has OnStar.
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OnStar Roadside Assistance.
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Yes, our bus went over a cliff, we need help.
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Glenn?
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Is this Glenn Quagmire?
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It's Melissa from the Ramada Inn.
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Oh.
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Oh, yeah, we're gonna die.
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I think my leg is broken.
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Oh, my God.
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How are we gonna get down from here?
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Hey, buddy?
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What's his name?
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Uh, something Spanish-y.
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I think it starts with a G?
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G-gur-g-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-guardo.
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Yeah, that's it, Gugardo.
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Say something if you're okay, Gugardo.
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The more you say it, the more it doesn't sound like anything.
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Gugardo!
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Move something if you're alive, Gugardo!
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Oh yeah, his name was Frank.
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I can't believe this.
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I'm gonna die with Glenn Quagmire.
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Hey, dying with Glenn Quagmire was good enough for Gugardo.
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What was I thinking getting on this bus with you?
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Anything to eat in here?
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Yeah, there's some edible underwear in that bag over there.
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Ugh, isn't there anything else?
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I have a ball of peanut butter with a pill inside.
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Hmm.
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Wish you hadn't told me about the pill.
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Are they for your political groupies?
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No, these are men's.
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They're mine.
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Mayor West told me he went to 65 pancake breakfasts a year.
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That number, that stuck with me.
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What, like the pancakes were free?
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Yeah, 65.
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Live?
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That's like pancakes every Saturday morning and probably some Sundays.
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So pancakes is why you wanted to be mayor?
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Well, pancakes and look at the people in our town.
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Who else is going to do it?
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I know.
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This is such a garbage town.
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Screw this.
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We just got to get out of this bus.
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Regardless of what we think of each other, this is no way for us to die.
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I'm going to try and climb up to the street and see if I can get help.
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Oh!
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Oh my god, you just got hit in the throat with a gentleman's dildo!
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Hey, Melissa!
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Wh-what happened?
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He got hit in the throat with a gentleman's dildo!
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Ha ha ha!
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AAAAAAAH!
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Hey, guys.
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Don't mind me.
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I'm gonna go steal that bus driver's identity.
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The Celtics have free money tonight!
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I'm just trying to be quiet.
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Grab yourself a drink.
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I'm gonna have some chips first.
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No, no, no!
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Is that a pool party I hear?
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Cannonball!
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And that was the moment I remembered.
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Quagmire doesn't have a swimming pool.
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Robot Brian, it's so great that you're here.
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I need a partner for a project I've been working on.
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But, sir, Dog Book was our idea.
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It was stolen by Bark Zuckerbark.
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And who are you again?
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We're the Barkalvoss twins.
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I got you dropped from jury duty.
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Oh, great.
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What line did you use?
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I have read about this exact case.
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That's good. On HotsiTotsiNazi.com.
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That's not good.
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Can robots do cocaine?
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What?
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Nothing.
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I was just, you know... Can I get cocaine?
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So what was Brittany Babbitt like?
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Oh, you know, at Applebee's, she's all like, Hi, may I take your order?
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And at her bedroom window, she's all like, Ah, get out of here.
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How'd you find my apartment?
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Have you read my book yet?
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I'm downloading it right now.
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It's beautiful.
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I'm a robot you.
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Post Raisin Bran.
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Proud sponsor of whatever the hell's going on here.
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Good morning, Brian.
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Hey.
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So, anything unusual happen with Robot Brian last night?
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Anything you'd like to share?
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No. Your robot has a rear panel sensor.
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Every time it's triggered, I get a text.
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Like a Google alert.
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You know he backs up his hard drive every night, right?
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Though I guess you were also backing up his hard drive last night, eh?
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Wiping that history?
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Uh, what else?
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What other computer terms?
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Oh, getting some RAM?
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A few megabytes?
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Morning, R.B.
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R.B.?
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It stands for Real Brian.
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Morning, R.B.
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Robot Brian.
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Well, much like every other R.B.'s, you are making me sick.
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So, is there anything we need to talk about?
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I don't know.
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Is there anything we need to talk about?
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I guess not.
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Well, I guess not, too.
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Thanks, R.B.
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Back at you, R.B.
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Huh?
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Huh?
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Huh?
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What?
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What?
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I do not laugh like that.
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Again, Brian, I'm you.
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I can't do it unless you've already done it.
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Oh, my God.
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I do do that.
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Hey, Brian, I think I put in a good day of writing.
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Check out what I did.
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This is a blank screen.
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Exactly.
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God, I'm such a jerk.
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I hate you.
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Which means I hate me.
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What did you just say?
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I said I hate me.
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I hate myself.
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What the?
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Well done, Brian.
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Brian, well done.
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RB served his purpose.
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Which was what?
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To show you that the last thing you need is a detailed account of who you are and what you do.
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Brian, you wanted to write your autobiography, and I needed to show you that no one wants to read your autobiography.
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Not even you!
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Because your best is middling, your worst is intolerable, and when you die, the most you'll want written about you is he was a good boy on your tombstone.
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I couldn't do it.
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I couldn't lie.
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Hey, whatever happened to Robot Brian anyway?
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He moved down to the marina.
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I hear he's doing pretty well.
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It's been like this all morning.
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I'm actually starting to get a little worried, you know?
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He's got a mouth sensor, too.
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And remember, Brian, he wouldn't do anything you wouldn't do.. with you.
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It's rather musical, isn't it?
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Sounds like the Carol of the Bells.
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Oh, hey, Bri.
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Just recording a new talk to Meebles song.
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Knock, knock.
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There's a box.
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And it's coming for you.
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Open up with care.
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Then drop that box right on your chair.
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See?
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It's basically an unboxing video.
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Okay, I'm gonna go eat my Taco Bell in the other room.
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You know, you shouldn't eat Taco Bell.
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I had $1.67, and I wanted two tacos and a big soda.
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And what, you taking all your cues from a pop star now?
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Oh, I'm sorry, but do you have 60 million followers on Instagram?
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I think you know I have 12.
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11. There's box right in your chair.
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Time to immortalize this moment with a photo because pictures at concerts always turn out great.
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Oink oink, my favorite pig.
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What?
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I misplaced my ticket but it is a glen plaid car coat with a fur-lined collar. Which one?
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How many glen plaid car coats with fur-lined collars are back there?
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Is this it?
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Is this it?
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The pleather jacket with every NFL logo on it?
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Is that a glen plaid car coat with a fur-line collar?
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Actually, that's mine.
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That's yours?
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Hey, don't get mad at me, cause you lost your ticket.
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Oh, and here comes the rain.
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Oh, God.
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At least tell me you have my cane-handled Burberry Dolman umbrella.
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I have a chewed-up walking stick with gum on it.
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Right here, brah.
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All items accounted for.
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Oh, I'm so beat.
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Me and Rupert played H&S.
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Quicker way to say hide-and-seek.
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Wanna play?
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Not now.
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I'm trying to get this TED Talk onto the TV.
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I can see the Pornhub logo reflecting on your big wet dog eyes, you scumbag.
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Honestly, Stewie, I'm getting pretty bored of hide-and-seek.
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But no more hiding in the fridge, in the washing machine, the open safe with the long-forgotten combination.
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Oh, no, I'm way better now.
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I might be the best player in the world.
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Okay, I'm gonna go hide.
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Count to 20.
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Oh, baby, that's the spot.
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Stewie?
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Mr. Quagmire?
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Terence.
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My computer locked up right in the middle of this story I'm working on.
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God, even Microsoft Word hates your writing.
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Thank you for holding.
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How can I help you?
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Well, for starters, you can keep talking with that lovely accent.
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Amazing.
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One second of a stranger's voice on a phone and you've got full Bollywood.
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So what seems to be the problem?
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Well, one problem I have is that I have too much money.
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Then why don't you just buy a new computer?
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What?
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I...
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Oh, I am just bursting your balls.
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Oh, well, you're a feisty one.
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Are you famous?
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By choice, no. No. Sometimes fame brings a lot of unwanted attention.
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I mean, look at William Shakespeare.
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William Shakespeare!
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Hi.
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Nice collar, you fruit.
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Thank ye.
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You know, Padma, I love Indian food, but I'd have to say my least favorite curry is Anne.
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She's a newscaster here.
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I wish I could have slipped that in earlier.
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I just wanted to talk to you again.
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I like talking to you too, Brian.
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Oh, hey, is that Padma from Tech Support again?
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Yeah, yeah, it is.
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Oh, cool.
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Ask her a question for me.
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How come over there they just talk on the phone, and over here they're all doctors?
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Get out of here.
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Lois said you're supposed to sit on the potty for one hour straight.
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She's in India.
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That's a lot to overcome.
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People in love can overcome anything.
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I guess you're right.
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I mean, look at Jeb Bush and his wife.
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Honey, do you think I'll ever be president?
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No, no, no. We finally made it, Brian.
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We're in India.
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All right, let's do it, Stewie.
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Let's go find Padma.
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Shouldn't be hard in this dreamy land of wonder.
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I can already smell the enlightenment and tranquility.
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This is wonderful, isn't it, Brian?
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Tell you, I love it here, Brian.
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The sounds, the colors.
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You know, this is where the Beatles came to ruin their music.
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Yeah, yeah, that's great.
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Oh, look over there.
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Those cute little kids are playing cowboys and Indians and Indians.
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I'm gonna shoot you with my six-gun.
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I'm gonna shoot you with my bow and arrow.
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I'm just going to stand here wearing a shirt that appears to be a jacket.
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What I wouldn't give right now for a big, juicy steak.
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How dare you.
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To us, cows are sacred.
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That's right.
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You are disrespecting our entire culture.
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Stewie, what do we do?
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Quick, hit the red buttons.
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Wow, that came in handy.
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Yeah.
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Now let's see what their weeners look like.
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Yeah, yeah, no, let's get out of here.
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We made it!
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This is where Padma works!
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I feel like I owe every bus in America an apology.
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So, we haven't discussed what you're going to do if she's a pig.
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She's already beautiful to me.
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Thank you for calling tech support.
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How can I help you?
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I'll tell you how.
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Stand on your desk.
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Brian?
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Padma, just do it.
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Brian?
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Padma!
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I am touched you came all this way to see me.
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I'm so glad I did.
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You're even more beautiful than I imagined.
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So this is my town.
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I have lived here my whole life.
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Well, if you were born here, then it must be a magical place.
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Yes, let's go get sandwiches at that new deli I keep hearing about.
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Thanks, Ganesha.
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Oh, an Indian party!
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I hope they play that one song with the shrieking nasal, atonal woman over the bongos and tambourines.
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Oh my, you both look so elegant.
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Thanks.
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Did a little shopping today.
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Not me.
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Mine is actually an Aladdin costume from last Halloween.
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It is my honor to welcome you to this engagement celebration.
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So who's getting married?
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I am.
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What?
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Padma, my beloved daughter.
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Deraj, my future son-in-law.
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Well, that's a Punjab to the figs.
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Where's the bar?
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You are all so kind to come tonight, and it is so nice to meet you, Dheeraj.
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And I can no longer marry you.
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Padma, what is it?
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His name is Brian Griffin, and my heart belongs to him.
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But it would be wrong to marry someone I do not love.
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The one I love is Brian.
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Sir, what if I were to repay you for all you've spent?
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I suppose that might be possible.
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Great.
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Just give me a chance to raise the money so I can marry your daughter and make her happy.
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Oh, so you don't have the money?
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Stewie, I don't think this is gonna work.
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We're never gonna raise enough money to pay back Padma's father.
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Trust me, Brian, there are a billion people here, and almost every one of them has a tapeworm.
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Yes, excuse me, I have a tapeworm.
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All right, very good.
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Lie down on your stomach.
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This won't hurt a bit.
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Hey, how are you guys?
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Oh, you're a lady.
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And you sound American.
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How long have you been in there?
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I originally just came for my junior year, but I fell in love with the place.
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What brings you to India, Brian?
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I'll tell you what brought me.
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True love.
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He's breaking up a marriage.
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All right, let's get started.
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Which retired Indian cricketer has scored over 18,000 runs in ODI competition?
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Um, O...
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O-D-I?
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What?
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O-D.
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Jiminy Cricket.
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Well, I know it's not Jiminy Cricket.
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Unless Jiminy's based on a real person.
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I need an answer.
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You know, the more I say it, the more it does sound Indian.
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Jiminy Cricket.
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D. Jiminy Cricket.
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Final answer.
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I'm sorry.
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That is incorrect.
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Thank you for playing.
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We'll be right back after this message from the Indian Census Bureau.
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Too many people!
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Stop with the people!
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My father has solved the problem by promising Deeraj the hand of my younger sister.
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Wait a minute.
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So if Deeraj is marrying your sister, that means we can be together.
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Actually, about that.
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You know nothing of my country or my culture.
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Well, that was a really tough question.
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No, it wasn't.
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Everyone in India knows who Sachin Tendulkar is.
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You and I have very little in common.
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Well, I could learn.
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I mean, there's got to be an old Carmen Sandiego episode on India or something.
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I realize I do not want to marry you.
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Mostly, I just did not want to marry Deeraj.
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I am so sorry.
597
I came halfway around the world for you.
598
You said I was your true love.
599
You saved me from a lifetime of unhappiness, and I will always love you for that.
600
A peck on the cheek?
601
Was that worth an $8,000 coach ticket?
602
You know what?
603
It's about the journey, not the destination.
604
Oh my god!
605
Pretty cool spot, eh, Bri?
606
Do all kids know what a good spot a closed-door refrigerator is?
607
Stewie, no. Very bad.
608
What the hell was that?
609
A spanking.
610
That was me spanking you.
611
That's it?
612
Brian, you either gotta be that guy or not be that guy.
613
I don't know what that was.
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Você está praticando inglês com "24 Minutes of Brian’s FUNNIEST Moments | Family Guy" usando a técnica de Shadowing.
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