Shadowing Practice: Scream Queens: Season 1 | Chanel Oberlin Best Moments - Learn English Speaking with Video
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If Dean Munch gets her way, Kappa's gonna be filled with fatties and ethnics.
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The fatties will bring their big ol' appetites, and you know what those ethnics will bring with them?
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Weird spices from their home countries.
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I am a future network news anchor who's super classy and has almost no fat on her body.
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I have never seen anyone spend so much money to make a house look this tacky.
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I've honestly seen more tasteful decor at a sizzler.
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What are we gonna tell them?
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That we burned Miss Bean's face off, thought she was dead, hid the body, then it came back to life and stabbed Chanel No. 2 while we were all in the house?
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They're never going to believe that.
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That's an insane story.
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Who wears a neck brace like that in 2015?
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You know, who are you, Forrest Gump?
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Excuse me, Miss Oberlin.
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Are you cheating?
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God, no. Kaizia's my Asian.
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There was a Chanel No. 4, but she got meningitis.
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She was like, I'm sick, I have to go home.
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And I was like, no, stay.
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But she went home anyway, and then she died.
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So another thing I was right about.
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Yes, okay, I burned her slightly, but stop saying that I killed her!
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And I am choosing to ignore this verdict.
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What?
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You can't ignore the verdict?
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What verdict?
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See, this is me ignoring the verdict.
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Wait, Odin who?
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Where did you find that?
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I don't know, the internet?
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I just googled blood oath and this is what came up.
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Thank you for making that announcement that no one cared about.
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Now!
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As well as allegations of bestiality.
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No one forced that goat to get as drunk as it got.
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That's on him.
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This is not what it looks like.
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He has a huge boner!
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Dicks?
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You choked on dicks?
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Kicks!
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I choked on kicks.
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Thank you guys.
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I will never be able to repay you for the kindness you've shown me in here.
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Besties for life, I say.
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Oberlin, your bail's been posted.
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Later, losers.
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Here's what we know.
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One, number five is a psychopath who no one likes.
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Two.
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Can I talk to you? In private.
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Private like the parts on a man you like putting in your mouth?
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When in reality, he has a disability and needs helpful, lactose-free goat's milk.
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Technically, she just said that he was cheating, but she never said anything about a goat.
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Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to a dead girl!
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What is she talking about?
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Gay Jimmy Olsen over here got a little obsessed with me last year.
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Where is number two's body?
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Is she alive?
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Is she dead?
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Who's stealing all these bodies?
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Don't ask me!
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She was carrying a shovel.
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There's nothing terrifying about that.
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Idiot, you don't get STDs from blood oaths.
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You get STDs from dirty toilet seats and drinking the water in Mexico. Do you?
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Do you find it so shocking?
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I'm sorry, Kappa doesn't participate in the Make-A-Wish Foundation.
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Why are you laughing?
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Because, you leg humpers!
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I voted for Zayday.
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I thought you couldn't gesture!
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He wasn't gesturing, he was pointing.
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Oh!
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Zayday!
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Zayday!
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Someone has, in fact, contemplated killing you, if not attempted it outright. Who?
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Your very housemate, Libby Putney.
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You know her as Chanel No. 5.
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Chanel No. 5's real name is Libby Putney?
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Do you and your sister have some form of intellectual disability?
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Because if I encountered a lake of frozen poo, literally the last question I would ask is, can we ice skate on this?
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How come all the pictures on her wall are selfies?
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Does she not have any friends?
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Shut up, ho-bag.
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I'm as skinny as Karen Carpenter in the morgue and Chad Radbill still won't commit to me.
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Can I rephrase the question?
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Does your vagina still have teeth?
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No, the answer is no!
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No, it no longer has teeth, so it used to have teeth, but you got them removed?
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No, I didn't.
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So your vagina still has teeth?
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Which one is it, number five?
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Congratulations, stupid hippos.
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Mine's just a regular jack-o-lantern, which I'm sure you'll hate.
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Correct.
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Start over.
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Oh, hi, Miss Bean.
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What are you doing?
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You told me to scrub all the floors in the house with a Barbie toothbrush.
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That's the weirdest explanation for anything I've ever heard.
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Those who pill together kill together.
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No one in all of human history has ever said that.
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Which means that it's transmitted sexually.
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Does it look like the four of us are about to have sex right now, number five, huh?
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I'm sorry, did I ask you to pull down my panties and blow a compliment up my butt?
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First of all, I'm an American.
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I don't have to understand anything.
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I wasn't able to get Led Zeppelin.
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What?
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Well, apparently one of them died or something.
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Damn it, number five.
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Why didn't I kill the two pledges I actually hate?
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Dumbass Grace and stupid Zaydeh.
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Could you speak up, please?
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I'm having trouble hearing you.
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I said welcome to Hell Week.
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After she fell down the stairs, did you check her pulse?
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No, Chad, because I'm not like a registered nurse.
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Just like I would do for any of you if I wasn't busy that day.
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Instead of strutting across campus in a beautiful diamond formation, we were forced to strut across campus in a triad formation like a bunch of hobos.
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I got you a pumpkin spice latte.
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They're so my jam, even though they make me obese.
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Line up for tonight's festivities.
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We're going to play a game called cocaine or dildo.
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I'm trying to kill myself.
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What?
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How?
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Duh, with an ass.
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Oh yeah, number five.
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Let's just mosey on down to the hog district and bring home a 400 pound sow.
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It's not conspicuous at all There wasn't enough time to file an injunction
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and that I clearly don't understand what an injunction is
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if I ask them to file one in this situation Good evening idiot hookers Wait, what is yours working then?
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Because mine's a satellite phone Elon Musk gave it to me.
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It's designed for space travel Why am I Mary Todd Lincoln?
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God, do I have to spell it out for you?
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You're out of your friggin gourd number five You're a weird
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psycho lunatic who's gonna end up in an asylum somewhere staring at a wall trying to nurse a watering can
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You're a Mary Todd Lincoln if ever there was one.
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That's it!
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I can't take this anymore!
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That is such a Mary Todd Lincoln thing to say.
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She's haunting the campus with her fatness and murdering people.
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How did you get HPV?
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When were you in Mexico?
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Chanel Oberlin.
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What do you do with the clothes from last year?
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Burn them.
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Number five, don't go!
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Actually, I'm totally fine with her leaving.
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Or Indeed, in any illegal activity at all.
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Will you please stop peppering your speech with Indeed?
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Care to explain, chubby old Nazi?
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And if her eyes are open, she'll take one of us with her.
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Take with her?
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What the hell are you talking about?
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Why are you trying to terrify us?
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We need to call the police.
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No, Kitty Puncher, that can wait.
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Hey, well, it's not my fault that some guy died in the 70s.
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Excuse me, then whose fault is it?
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Mine?
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Oh, I meant everything I said about you.
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I still think you're useless.
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I'm just not sad about it.
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We're gathered here today because a backstabbing little bitch got exactly what was coming to her.
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But no, Chanel, I've not cheated on you.
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Liar!
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I guess it's like Daddy always says.
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If you want something done right, pay someone a lot of money to do it for you.
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Two hours ago, you were like, let's poison the bitch!
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Well, I had a change of heart.
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I found this old talking board in the basement.
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Those things don't work.
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Yes, they do.
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Didn't you see the movie?
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The movie Ouija?
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No, no one did.
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Looks like the bitch apple doesn't fall far from the bitch tree.
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What in God's name are you wearing?
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No, she's wearing my clothes.
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She's wearing my underwear.
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Oh, shut up, number five.
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Your underwear's probably relieved to be touching actual human genitals.
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I don't know what...
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No way!
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Sacaga de Ouai taught the pilgrims how to make cranberries off and then like sang blue corn moon or something.
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That was Pocahontas.
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Damn it, are you serious?
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Is this meat locker like a wormhole to an alternate universe or something?
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Actually, number five, that story is neither scary nor amazing.
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I'll say it again.
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I don't know why we're doing this.
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Okay, drunk on wine is still drunk, mother.
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And keep them on you at all times.
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I like the phone I already have.
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These phones are better, trust me.
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Ah!
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Ah!
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Should I get number five a pair of 99 cent brass studs that'll turn her earlobes green
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and give her an infection
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or a pair of dollar 99 danglies that'll get caught in her sweater and tear her ear holes?
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I think you're a serial killer because I know you number five.
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You butt your own toenails.
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This isn't an asp.
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It's a garter snake.
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No, it isn't.
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Look at its markings.
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What markings?
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This is a sweater.
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I offer the following heartfelt sentiment.
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You can all suck it!
About This Lesson
What is the Shadowing Technique?
Shadowing is a science-backed language learning technique originally developed for professional interpreter training and popularized by polyglot Dr. Alexander Arguelles. The method is simple but powerful: you listen to native English audio and immediately repeat it out loud — like a shadow following the speaker with just a 1–2 second delay. Unlike passive listening or grammar drills, shadowing forces your brain and mouth muscles to simultaneously process and reproduce real speech patterns. Research shows it significantly improves pronunciation accuracy, intonation, rhythm, connected speech, listening comprehension, and speaking fluency — making it one of the most effective methods for IELTS Speaking preparation and real-world English communication.