Pratique du Shadowing: Feeding, Dressing, Washing And Putting Kids To Bed Is A Never Ending Battle! | Michael McIntyre - Apprendre l'anglais à l'oral avec YouTube
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Family people in tonight, who's got children?
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Family people in tonight, who's got children?
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Round of applause, you've got children?
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There are basics that you have to do every single day when raising children,
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and these are feeding them.
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You have to feed them.
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This is probably news for nobody.
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You have to feed them,
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you have to dress them, okay?
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You have to wash them,
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and you have to put them to bed.
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You have to do these four things every single day.
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Now, every single day, each one of these things is a battle.
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They are reluctant to do these things and you are forced every day to compromise on each of them.
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I don't know why they resist these basic things.
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Every day is a battle.
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Just getting dressed.
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They will not get dressed.
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Put your clothes on.
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Put your pants on.
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They refuse to wear pants.
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I don't like pants.
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They're uncomfortable.
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I don't like pants.
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Put your jumper on.
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I'm boiling.
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I'm boiling.
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They're always boiling.
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I'm boiling!
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Yes, that's because I've heated the inside of the house,
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but what I haven't done is heated the rest of the world!
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So you will need it when you get outside.
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Can I just take it?
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So you just compromise.
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All right, fine.
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Just take it.
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Do your laces.
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Can I do it in the car?
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Fine!
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Do it in the car!
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Where's your bag?
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Where's your other shoe?
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And they spring things on you at the last minute.
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The other day we were going to school,
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we're nearly out the door.
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My son's not quite well, actually.
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He's got his pants on,
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he's even got his jumper on,
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He's holding his coat, he's got his bag.
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We're nearly out the door.
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He just looks at me and goes, Dad, it's Roman day.
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What's Roman day?
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Everybody has to go to school today dressed as something from the Roman Empire.
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You're supposed to be at school in six minutes.
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What exactly did you expect me to do at this point?
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Oh, yes, when I was nine, I was a centurion.
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I think I still have my armour here in the cupboard.
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Let's not drive this morning,
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I've been hiding a horse and chariot in the garage.
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I'll arrive in style.
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Feeding.
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They will eat.
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Children will eat.
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They will eat rubbish.
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They'll eat garbage.
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They'll eat chocolate and sweets and ice cream till they're sick.
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What they won't eat is things that are good for them.
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We're trying to get them to eat vegetables,
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fruit, things in the good room.
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We aim very high, my wife and I, every single meal time.
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All right, tonight.
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There will be no ice cream,
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children, unless you have all your peas,
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all your broccoli, and all your carrots.
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But, Dad, please, it's disgusting.
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Please don't make me eat that.
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Please, it's just disgusting.
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Please, Dad, you can't force us.
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You can't force us.
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It's disgusting.
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All right?
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Fine!
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I just want you to eat one carrot,
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five peas, and this floret of broccoli.
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But that is disgusting, please don't mean you hear that, please!
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You can't force me, I hate it!
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I hate it!
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I'm fine!
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Just stick out your tongue and let me wipe the broccoli across your face.
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And then can I have ice cream?
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Yes!
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Washing every day, run the bath,
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get in the bath, have you washed?
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Have you brushed your teeth?
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They lie to you, they lie to my face every single day.
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Have you brushed your teeth?
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Yes.
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Okay, then breathe on me.
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I have to get this jet of disgusting...
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You haven't brushed your teeth, have you?
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No, I haven't, Daddy.
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But why didn't you say that?
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The laziness.
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Oh, and flush the.. you know...
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Before I had children, I used to dream about what it was like.
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My wife and I would discuss it.
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I can't wait to have children.
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It's going to be amazing.
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You'll be such an amazing mum.
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I used to dream of idyllic,
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rosy-cheeked, beautiful children in dungarees,
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running in fields, picking flowers.
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Can we have our picnic now?
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Can we have our picnic?
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How did that fantasy become me,
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almost on a nightly basis,
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standing over the toilet going, Whose poo is this?
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Lucas!
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Is that your poo?
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He puts on this whole facade,
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he actually comes over and looks in the mood.
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No, that's not my poo.
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So Ozzy, it's your poo.
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That is definitely not my poo.
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Darling, don't you even.
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Oh, hair wash night.
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I don't know how much you're supposed to wash your children's hair,
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but I've got it down to about once a fortnight now because of the drama.
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Hair wash night.
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No, Daddy, please.
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Can we do it tomorrow?
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Daddy, can we do it tomorrow?
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We'll do it tomorrow.
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It's going to go on my eyes.
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It's going to go on my eyes.
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Put your head back.
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You have to hold the flannel.
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They shake and...
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It's going to go on my eyes.
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Is it for it?
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Is it for it?
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God forbid, the shampoo actually goes a little bit in the eye.
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AHHHHHHH!
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AHHHHHH!
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I need a towel!
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I need a towel!
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AHHHHH!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Why would you do that, siblings?
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For God's sake, I'm just trying to wash your hair.
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Bedtime, oh, bedtime, it's bedtime, go to bed.
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Can I have a story?
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Can I have a story?
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The last thing you want to do at the end of a day of battles is read a nonsense, stupid story.
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I don't know if you do this,
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but I will scan the bookshelf for the shortest book that we own.
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My son's always like, can we read The Hobbit?
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No. I thought we could read this leaflet that came through the door.
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It's for a local pizzeria.
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You see there's a deal on it.
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Now, goodnight.
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Come on, darling.
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This is what it is like.
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It is a battle.
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It is a daily battle every single day to do the basics.
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There isn't a child on Earth who has ever not battled these things.
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There's no kid in the history of children who's ever just gone,
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Mum, Dad, listen, I'm exhausted tonight.
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I'm just going to head up to bed, I think.
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I managed to squeeze a shower in earlier,
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Mum, while you were cooking that amazing dinner.
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I don't know what you did with the broccoli.
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Was it something different?
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Because for me, it could have been a meal all unto itself.
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Magnificent.
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I didn't tell you guys it was Roman Day tomorrow,
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because I wanted to surprise you with the outfit that I've made.
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You're going to love it.
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I'll see you by the door at about 5 to 8 in my shoes and pants,
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and I'm going to wear my coat, because you never know.
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I mean, it is quite chilly out there.
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Oh, and...
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Minty for Ash.
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But that's never gonna happen.
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That's a fantasy.
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That's a fantasy.
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Context & Background
In this engaging segment from Michael McIntyre's comedy routine, the challenges of parenting take center stage. McIntyre humorously describes the everyday struggles that parents face when it comes to performing essential tasks for their children, such as feeding, dressing, washing, and putting them to bed. This relatable content not only highlights the chaos of family life but also showcases the playful negotiation parents often undergo with their kids. The dialogue is filled with real-life scenarios that many can connect with, providing an excellent context for English learners to practice their speaking skills through humor and relatability.
Top 5 Phrases for Daily Communication
- Put your clothes on. - A direct command that emphasizes readiness.
- Where's your bag? - A common question that reflects parental concern.
- Do your laces. - A casual reminder that highlights everyday tasks.
- I don't like pants. - An expression that showcases a child's perspective.
- Can I just take it? - A phrase that illustrates negotiation in family conversations.
Step-by-step Shadowing Guide
To effectively use this video for English speaking practice, particularly focusing on the shadowing technique, follow these steps:
- Watch the Video: Begin by watching the video attentively. Pay close attention to the intonation and rhythm of McIntyre's speech, which is filled with comedic timing.
- Listen and Repeat: Use the shadowspeak method by selecting short segments from the transcript, such as the phrases listed above. Repeat each phrase after McIntyre, mimicking his tone and speed. This will help improve your pronunciation and fluency.
- Pause and Practice: As you listen, pause after each sentence. Try to say it out loud without looking at the transcript. This practice will challenge your memory and speaking skills.
- Record Yourself: Use a voice recorder to capture your attempts. Listening back will help you identify areas where you can improve your clarity and expression.
- Engage in Dialogue: Finally, take the phrases you've learned and practice them in your daily life or discussions with friends. Incorporating them into your conversations will enhance your vocabulary and confidence in speaking.
Utilizing this approach when practicing with humor-filled content like McIntyre's routine will make your IELTS speaking practice more enjoyable and effective. Consider the reflections of familial challenges and turn them into lively shadow speaking opportunities to enrich your English skills!
Qu'est-ce que la technique du Shadowing ?
Le Shadowing est une technique d'apprentissage des langues fondée sur la science, développée à l'origine pour la formation des interprètes professionnels. Le principe est simple mais puissant : vous écoutez de l'anglais natif et le répétez immédiatement à voix haute — comme une ombre suivant le locuteur avec un décalage de 1 à 2 secondes. Les recherches montrent une amélioration significative de la précision de la prononciation, de l'intonation, du rythme, des liaisons, de la compréhension orale et de la fluidité.
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