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I'm going to do something here that I've never done before.
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I'm going to do something here that I've never done before.
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Eduardo, I want you to step in because you're a neutral observer here.
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Yes, sir.
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And I want you to do, I know there's more to come with this gentleman, Kevin Nealon.
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I'm looking at the page.
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Yeah, Kevin Nealon.
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I want you to do, give us like the forensics on what's happened here so far, like an autopsy.
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Seriously, give us, give us the.
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Why don't you ask Sonia? okay no i just i want
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because sona is gonna like she likes this sonia i'm gonna
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get sonan you know i think it's all conan's fault do me a favor
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and tell me what you think has happened here
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so far today a beautiful train wreck yeah this is a
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mess this is a mess wait a minute this is not
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the eduardo i know eduardo right am i right about this i mean it's like
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when you're going down the freeway
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and the accident happened on the other side of the freeway and you just can't take your eyes off of me.
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You know you shouldn't be looking, but you just can't take your eyes off of me.
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Which one of us can't you take your eyes off of?
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I mean between your straw bits.
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Yeah, the straw bits are getting me every single time.
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Also, I'm not going to just blame you.
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Both of you are children in a priest.
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Don't be so defensive.
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Now wait a minute.
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I have tried several times to bring us back to a...
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No, you haven't.
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No, not at all.
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And you know, I didn't say I tried hard.
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You both are, you both are.
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It's his show.
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Suddenly you're the mom with twins.
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You're the mom with twins saying- I'm suddenly concerned about my cholesterol.
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I'm concerned about- So it's his show.
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He should be in control.
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You're right.
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That's right.
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This is an absolute Jackson Pollock.
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There's paint splattered everywhere, but someone's going to offer to pay $35 million for this.
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Let's go back and try it again and be serious.
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Okay.
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How are you, Kevin?
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How you doing?
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I'm fine.
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Thank you, Conan.
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Yeah.
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You know what?
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You want me to ask you that question, don't you? Which question?
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The one, how are you?
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Because you asked me that.
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I know you want to hear it back.
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Why did you do that right away?
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You just went off the rails immediately.
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You did that.
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How are you?
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You did that.
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No, I haven't, I did not do it.
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You're, um.
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There's nothing I've done.
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To see if there's anything here that I can ask you.
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But it's all a waste of time.
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I have.
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I'm going to give you.
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I'm going to give you.
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No, because there's no point with him.
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The funniest part of my day today is when Maddie handed me notes for Kevin Nealon.
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And I thought, notes for Kevin Nealon?
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That's like, oh, here's some simple questions that you could ask Charles Manson.
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And he'd be like, I'll catch you man with a Sasquatch on the half shell.
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Yeah, so anyway, you were born in Minnesota.
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Peepity bop, bop, bop, shibbity boo.
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I'm coming at you, nice style.
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So that's what I'm dealing with.
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I'm dealing with a total, you are a random ionized molecule zipping around.
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I don't know what to do with you.
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Let me give you two dates.
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October 25, October 27.
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October 25 would be the release of the book.
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Yeah, what's the book called?
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It's called I Exaggerate, My Brushes With Fame.
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Yeah, hardcover.
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Available everywhere.
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Yes.
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You could pre-order it now, as a matter of fact.
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Well, I wouldn't.
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And there's also signed editions.
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Go ahead.
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I've got a free one.
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When was the hiking show premiere?
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October 27th, 2022.
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Wow.
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You get to see amateur drone shots.
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Oh, dare you.
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Conan O'Brien.
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How dare you.
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taken from, I think, 35,000 feet.
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So if you can spot us, God bless you.
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And if you stick around, the drone crashes because it's operated by the star of the show, which is absurd.
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I don't know why you don't have someone helping you.
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Why don't you have someone helping you?
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I say the same thing about you.
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Why don't you have some help?
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Ask for help.
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You need help.
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I am surrounded by help.
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No, no, no. What do you mean?
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Like Eduardo said, he considers you a wreck, a car wreck.
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No, no. He was talking about you.
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Right, Eduardo?
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Not quite what I meant.
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What do you want from these conversations?
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Okay, that's more like I want to hear from you.
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I want to get down to it.
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Okay.
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And finally, you've cracked the shell a little bit.
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Okay.
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What do you want from our friendship?
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Because we are friends.
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I do care about you.
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I want more time with you.
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It's like every time I call you to go for a hike or a walk, you call me at the last minute.
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Well, but you have to admit, you do contact me as you're walking past my house.
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Why not even give me a half hour's head notice or the night before say head?
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Because I'm spontaneous.
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That's how life is.
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You live in the moment.
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If you're living in the moment, you can't plan ahead.
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How do you make restaurant reservations?
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I have somebody else do it for me.
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They don't live in the moment.
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So you can only live in the moment.
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What if you had your lovely wife make the plan and then I could be standing out front, ready to go on the walk or the hike.
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Here's the problem.
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We both live in the moment.
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That's why we're right for each other.
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If you lived in the moment, you would be available.
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And sometimes you tell me you're not home and I walk by, I see your truck out there.
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That hayseed truck that you drive.
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I drive it well you know
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that I clean pools on the side I've got a lot
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of things going on I've got a lot of businesses going
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what was the first job you ever had I remember I was a male model
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when I was 16 is that true yeah it was very good looking
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when I was young very good looking what happened Seriously, what happened?
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I think my first job was I was a camp counselor when I was like 15, I think.
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That's a good job.
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I didn't love it.
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I didn't love it.
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A lot of standing in the sun, which isn't good for me.
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It smelled like someone was cooking bacon and looking after these kids who seemed ungrateful.
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What was the last surgery you ever had?
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Seriously.
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I think my appendicitis.
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Why?
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My appendix was removed probably 1975, something like that.
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I was seven when I had my removed.
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I lived in Germany at the time.
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You said Germany, yeah.
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JFK removed it.
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I just have to remind you.
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Stay still and I will remove this appendix.
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When I returned to the car, Caroline was gone.
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Okay.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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Remember that album?
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Uh-huh.
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The first family?
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Yep.
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Yeah, that's what they said on there.
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I'll go down to the end of the dock.
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We'll meet you at a fairway with water skis.
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So I was in a German hospital.
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I think you're thinking of von Meter.
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Is that correct?
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The famous...
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Possibly.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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So I was seven and...
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Unusable.
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All of this is unusable.
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Side pain, if anyone's interested.
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And they took me to a German hospital.
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And back then, they didn't have anesthesia.
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They gave you ether.
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They put a mask on.
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Yeah.
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And they breathe in the ether and I could still remember the smell of that, how horrible it was.
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Yeah.
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And I woke up a couple hours later and I was in bed
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and they had newspapers under me because I was still kind of like oozing fluid and blood.
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Do you guys have order in lunch or anything?
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No, I'm not getting you lunch for that story.
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So you had your appendix removed and they gave you ether, powerful ether.
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You know, a side effect of ether is a long-term inability to complete a thought.
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Did you know that?
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I had no idea.
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Yeah.
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But I will tell you this.
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I went for a physical about a month ago.
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Who cares about the time schedule?
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You know, every comment goes, you know, the other day or yesterday I did, on Tuesday, last year, nobody cares about the date.
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So getting back to what I was going to say before you interrupted me, I went to get a physical.
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And you know, when you get a physical, you sit in the doctor's office
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and he goes to the computer about all the elements you've had over the years and surgeries.
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I'm telling you, I sat there for like a half hour.
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He's going, okay, you had torn bicep muscles, hernia, appendicitis, you had your hip replaced, you had a benign tumor in your neck.
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And after a while, I'm going, okay, that's enough.
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All right, can we just stop right there?
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You've had a lot, to be honest.
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I've had a lot.
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You've had a lot of stuff, a lot of health scares happen to you.
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So, not, I had one or two health scares, because I was a mountain climber, rock climber, solo, free solo.
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And then he goes, okay, well, let's just check the medications you're taking.
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Okay, and same thing, like a long list.
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And I'm thinking, how am I still alive?
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Yeah.
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Take a break, we'll be right back.
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No, no, we're not taking a break.
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You've had a lot of health scares.
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You have.
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Mostly from you.
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That's not true.
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That's not true.
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I'm gonna keep you on track.
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You've brushed up with mortality many times.
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I have.
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I'm a risk taker.
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No, you just get sick a lot.
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You didn't take any risks and you're not a mountain climber.
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You just, your body is falling apart all the time.
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And then they stitch you back together.
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I thought he was serious about mountain climbers.
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No, he's not a mountain climber.
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Nothing he says.
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Eduardo, did you know that he was lying?
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I thought he was a mountain climber.
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No, you're not a fucking mountain climber.
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Why do you expose me like this?
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Why do you expose me embarrass me?
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Yes, people are listening to this.
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And I think of myself as a journalist.
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Someone who's here to get the truth.
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Does anybody else think of you as a journalist?
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Not yet.
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But in time, when I go to journalism school, you, again...
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You don't need to refer to the notes.
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I'm going to tear up these notes because it's ridiculous.
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Save those for John Lovitz.
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You know, jealous?
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Acting.
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Do you keep up with Lovitz?
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Not really.
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He did call me a couple months ago because we hadn't talked to him.
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Hey, I'm calling you.
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Say hi.
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Oh, that's good.
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Oh, that was Schneider.
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That was Rob Schneider you did.
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Yeah.
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I don't do impressions really.
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So Lovett's called you as Schneider?
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No. Okay.
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Sorry.
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Sorry to say something that wasn't quite true.
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Who do you hope calls you?
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Who are you like disappointed that doesn't call you?
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Not to ask for a hike as I walk in by your house, but just to say hi.
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How are you doing?
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I do it a lot lately.
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I'll call people out of the blue and say, hey man, I'm just thinking about you.
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That's nice.
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Yeah.
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I do that sometimes. When?
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I do.
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I do.
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When I'm driving.
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Actually, when I'm driving in LA is a really nice time to just say, you know what, I haven't talked to this person for a while and say,
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stop sipping a drink every time I'm real.
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It's got a metal straw.
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It's a sabotage.
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Don't you guys have any real straws here?
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Every time I try to be real, he does a big exaggerated slurp on his iced coffee.
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Yeah, we see.
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You've been doing nothing much.
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It's a metal straw.
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Why don't you have something like that's not metal here?
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we're trying to save the environment.
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Well, what about the metal?
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The metal can always be melted down later on and used to make a bullet.
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So don't worry about it.
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What happens when they melt the metal?
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It goes into the air, the toxicity.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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And you know what, frankly, you don't know what you're talking about.
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When was the last time you were a tux?
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I won't do it anymore.
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All right.
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One time.
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I won't do it anymore.
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At some point, Eduardo, think of yourself as the referee.
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You can step in at some point and you can say, enough.
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Okay, we're almost there.
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Because this is, you're not just damaging yourself, you're damaging me.
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Is Eduardo also your driver?
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No, what are you talking about?
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What, I mean, how could you have people on this show?
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There's nothing to do.
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What do you mean there's nothing to do?
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Eduardo set up this studio, this beautiful He is a sound technician engineer.
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He did a beautiful job constructing this place that works beautifully so that we could conduct- That's not a big deal.
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So that we could conduct, we could conduct cohesive, coherent interviews.
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Let's try one right now.
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Let's try- We've tried, I've tried some.
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You haven't tried.
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I've been trying since I got here.
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We should put you guys on the clock.
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See if you could do like three minutes straight.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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And seriously, Kevin, will you try?
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I'm not, I don't have to try.
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I will do.
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Okay, let's try it.
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You have to try it.
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You're gonna set a clock.
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There we go.
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You have to try.
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On your mark, get set, and go.
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You never try, you never.
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You've known a lot of funny people, Kevin.
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Tell me, who are some of your, who do you think was the all time funniest?
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I mean, I know that you have a very close to Gary Shandling, you got to meet Carson and Steve Martin.
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Who's your all time one person at the very top?
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First of all, thank you for your question.
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it's funny you should ask that because i was just thinking about a joke
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that stanley myron handleman did i used to follow this comic stanley myron handleman
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and uh i you know
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so many comics growing up i mean comedians growing up i
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would like they would become my favorites for like a week
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but you know everyone from uh what's his name man i love this guy don king is that his name Don King,
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the fight promoter?
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Alan King.
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Please. Are you okay?
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Yeah, I'm thinking about these funny comics because they really influenced me.
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Albert Brooks, Steve Barton.
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Sure.
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Is it Barton or Martin?
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It's Martin.
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Steve Martin.
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You're friends with him.
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Steve Barton?
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Alan King?
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Who's the king?
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This guy, Alan King, makes me laugh a lot.
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I'm laughing right now about him.
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No, you're not.
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You're having a nervous breakdown and you're saying you're laughing about- No!
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No!
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Don't go there.
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Don't, you just went there.
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You went there.
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You attacked me.
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You, you- You attacked me.
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I asked you a very straightforward question and you had a complete no doubt.
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You didn't ask.
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You stated- Sona, I know that you laughed until I beat up on me.
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Kevin, you stated.
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No, Kevin, that was all you, Kevin.
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See?
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Kevin, you broke it out.
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See, Sona's even telling you.
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Look at you, you're kidding.
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You're crying.
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I'm not kidding, ladies and gentlemen.
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You're crying.
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You couldn't do it.
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You're crying.
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You couldn't do it for three little minutes.
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You attacked me.
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I didn't.
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You messed up and done me.
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You actually had me at that was a great question.
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That's when I lost it.
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You can't do it.
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I didn't.
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I tried.
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You didn't do it.
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I just did it.
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You were a mess.
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You attacked me.
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That's all I know.
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You came at me.
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You came at me hard.
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This is unusable.
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I think this is an unusable interview.
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Let's pick up where we left off.
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90 seconds.
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How much time?
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90 seconds.
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All right, let's finish in 90 seconds.
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He's crying.
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He has tears around his eyes.
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No, that's not tears.
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He really does.
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I'm allergic to you.
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Now listen, let's get back to it.
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You're a good guy.
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How many people, how many comics do you need me to name?
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I don't know.
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I just was curious if there's one that stood out.
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Yeah.
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I'm going to say for you, it was Steve Martin.
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Andy Kaufman and Steve Martin.
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Andy Martin?
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These are your favorites and you don't even know who they are?
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He's attacking me again.
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He's attacking me.
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Who's your favorite?
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I like Bill Stepman.
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What?
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Is that his name?
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I don't know.
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Eduardo?
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Sona?
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Who couldn't do it?
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It's one to one.
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Oh, come on.
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It is.
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You messed up that one.
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That's me laughing that he can't say a name.
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How easily he attacks me.
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You needed to get back on track.
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He pounced on me.
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He pounced on me.
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He just can't contain himself.
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Let's try it again.
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You're one of my favorites of all time.
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Oh, thank you very much.
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And I mean that.
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I absolutely mean that because you have such an agile mind.
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I'm being serious.
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You have such an agile mind.
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Your rhythm is so unpredictable and hilarious that I think you're one of the all-time greats.
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I really do.
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I appreciate that you do well too you do alright for yourself I love your style
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I'll be honest with you I'm surprised and I'm not attacking you you're surprised at what?
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I'm not attacking back you're surprised at what?
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I'm not going to pounce at you I'm just surprised and happy for you
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yeah go ahead you're surprised about what? as far as you made it
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You followed up me saying that I think you're one of the all-time greats.
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Let me finish.
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With you saying that you're surprised I made it this far.
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Can I finish?
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Sure.
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You have become something that is unbelievable.
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I don't know how you do it.
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Seriously, I don't know how you do it.
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You become this legend of...
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I will say mediocrity because I knew you think I would say that.
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It's more than that.
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Not a lot more. But it's...
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Oh my God.
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And you know I love you, right?
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I don't.
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I don't.
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I don't know.
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Now I'm starting to almost cry.
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Colin, look at this.
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I just...
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I love you.
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You're surprised?
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You're surprised that I've made it this far?
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Please, don't attack me.
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Don't attack me.
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I'm not attacking you.
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I'm simply restating what you said.
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Eduardo, Eduardo, he's attacking me.
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But you're making it cynical.
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You're cynical.
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Get full of hate.
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Look, let me just continue.
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How much time am I going to wear on?
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Oh, my God.
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This will be the tiebreaker.
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If you guys can end.
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I can't believe that you are making.
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I'm going to end first.
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I cannot believe you have us tied.
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You have such a style.
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After I.
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You are so smart.
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After I tried and tried.
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You have no surgeries.
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You have little problems at all in life.
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And you've really made a lot of yourself.
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I think so. And I love you.
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I can't say that enough.
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And I'm really, you influenced me growing up.
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You asked me about a comic.
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You.
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How can I influence you growing up when you are older than I?
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Why are you laughing me off like that?
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Why does he constantly turn around?
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How did I influence you?
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So when you were a young boy in Germany.
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I didn't say when I was a kid.
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Oh, okay.
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You went to a little to me when I walked in here today.
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No, the way you have everything together, I thought Conan's really got his stuff together. Because why?
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You took life seriously.
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And you planned for the future.
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And I'm sure you had big plans.
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Some of them maybe didn't work out.
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I'm serious.
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I'm trying to be serious here.
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Okay, okay.
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And I want you to tell me about yourself.
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Well, I'd love to, but we're out of time.
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No, really?
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Yeah, we're out of time because you and I, I'll take some responsibility, but you know what I'm going to do?
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I'm going to take 25%.
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I'm going to take 25%.
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25 out of 30 is not bad.
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No, not out of 30.
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I'm out of how many?
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100. I'll take a quarter of responsibility that you are a little bit of catnip to me.
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I do react to Kevin that way.
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I get a little giddy, but you are not just a wild Mustang that can't be tamed.
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You're a Mustang that's been drugged, caffeinated, and had a rocket shoved up its ass.
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Two of those three are correct.
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Caffeinated?
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I don't know about caffeinated.
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But I'm going to ask everyone who listened to this entire...
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First of all, I think there's got to be a prize for anyone that listened to the whole thing.
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I don't know what it is yet.
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Why would you say that?
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Because- Even on the outro, you cannot be serious and- Oh, I'm being quite serious.
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I think there should be some kind of, maybe even a cash prize for anyone who can prove- Oh God, Kevin.
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That they've listened to the whole thing.
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Oh, now why do you do that in the middle of a sentence?
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And then, and if anyone sees a continuity here that I don't see or a thread that I don't see, I'd love to hear about it.
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That is your fault.
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You are the captain of the ship.
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Why do you let things get out of control?
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Said the torpedo.
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You're the torpedo yelling at the captain.
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Yeah, but a torpedo makes changes.
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You're a captain who doesn't make changes.
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And that's the problem.
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You're going off course.
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Okay.
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You've felt- Will you please take some blame for this?
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Yeah, I did.
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I took 25%.
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Well, out of 30, that's not bad.
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शैडोइंग (Shadowing) एक विज्ञान-समर्थित भाषा सीखने की तकनीक है जो मूल रूप से पेशेवर दुभाषिया प्रशिक्षण के लिए विकसित की गई थी। विधि सरल लेकिन शक्तिशाली है: आप मूल अंग्रेज़ी ऑडियो सुनते हैं और तुरंत इसे ज़ोर से दोहराते हैं — जैसे वक्ता की छाया 1-2 सेकंड की देरी से। शोध से पता चलता है कि यह उच्चारण सटीकता, स्वर, लय, जुड़ी हुई ध्वनियाँ, सुनने की समझ और बोलने की प्रवाहशीलता में काफ़ी सुधार करता है।