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So, what do you think?
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Wow.
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It's for you, right?
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It's for both of us.
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Don't go away.
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Don't worry, there's not enough blood left in my legs to go anywhere.
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Hey, it's Charlie.
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Do your thing when you hear the beep.
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Listen, you lousy SOB.
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I will not be treated like this.
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Either you call me, or you are gonna be very, very sorry.
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I love you, Monkey Man.
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Charlie? Who is that?
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Damn telemarketers.
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A telemarketer who calls you Monkey Man?
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I'm on some weird list.
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Okay, it's a woman I went out with once.
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She got a little clingy.
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You are a bad, bad boy.
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And yet, you're always the one getting spanked.
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Jeez.
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Hey, it's Charlie.
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Do your thing when you hear the beep.
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Uh, Charlie, it's Alan, your brother.
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No big deal.
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I just wanted to touch base.
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My wife threw me out, and I'm kind of losing the will to live.
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So when you get a chance, I'd really love to...
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Oh, I don't know.
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Hey, Alan, I'm sorry to hear about that.
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But, uh, so were you gonna go to a hotel?
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Wow.
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Huh?
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Well, yeah, I guess you could stay here.
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Okay.
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I'll see you when you get here.
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We better hurry.
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Oh, is she staying over?
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Because I may have parked behind her.
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my mom and dad are splitting up yeah looks
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that way you're lucky
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when i was your age i could only dream about my
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parents splitting up your mom is my grandma yep grandma says your bitter disappointment.
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Hey, Sport, your mom wants to say goodbye.
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Listen, he doesn't know anything about what's going on, so let's just keep this to ourselves.
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Our little secret.
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Why is she saying goodbye to him?
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Oh, well, she's going to be spending the weekend with her sister in Vegas.
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So you decided that Jake would stay with me. With you.
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well with us I'm hungry is this is gonna be a problem
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I guess not thanks oh hey listen I've got to call
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my office would you mind making him lunch sure thanks what are you smiling about you don't have any food
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yeah
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but i'm not the one who's hungry who's smiling now shorty
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all right i put jake to bed i folded the laundry
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i put the groceries away the guilt thing doesn't work on me alan Yeah, well, that's all I got.
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I'll be back in a little while.
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Where are you going?
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Oh, I have to bring the garbage cans back in.
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Today wasn't garbage day.
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Oh, no, not here, at Judith's. At Judith's?
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Alan, your wife threw you out.
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Yeah, well, that doesn't mean she doesn't need me.
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Yeah, it kind of does.
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Well, look, we're still married.
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It's still my house, and she still counts on me to do a few chores.
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It's good.
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It leaves the door open for, you know, reconciliation.
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I see.
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So how do you lift those garbage cans without a spine?
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They're on wheels.
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What are you watching?
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I'm watching a movie.
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and you're not supposed to be watching anything.
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Oh, yeah.
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Is that guy a good guy or a bad guy?
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Good guy.
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And you're not supposed to be watching TV.
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I know. Is that his girlfriend?
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Ex -girlfriend.
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But he still loves her, right?
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I'm not gonna walk you through the whole movie.
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I think so.
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Go to bed, Jake.
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Okay.
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Who's that guy?
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That's the guy who was in jail with and told him where the money was hidden.
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Oh, right.
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Hey, you're being punished.
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No TV.
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I know.
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What the hell is going on?
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Jake?
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Hey, I'm watching that.
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What part of no TV didn't you understand?
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Charlie?
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That strange lady from down the beach is back.
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Oh, yeah.
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She's here to babysit.
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Come again?
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I thought we'd go out and have a drink.
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You want me to leave my son with the whack job
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who's been stalking you since your one night stand hey you try and find a babysitter on a friday night
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it's okay alan charlie and i talked and i understand
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that we're just friends and
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that it is not okay for me to sneak into his house and lick all his silverware
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as reassuring as that sounds we can't go out tonight we're getting up early to go to disneyland We?
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Yeah.
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I thought maybe you'd want to come with us.
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Alan, I'm not thrilled about having one small rodent in my house.
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Why would I drive 50 miles to see their kingdom?
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I'll go.
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I'll go.
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Maybe some other time, Rose.
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And it turns out we're not going to need a babysitter tonight.
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She left before she made the coffee. So?
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We'll make our own coffee.
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How?
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so now we just wait yes it takes a couple of minutes
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alan this goes beyond coffee bird has been with me forever she does everything she's like a wife
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that leaves before you wake up and doesn't mind if you sleep around is
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that the coffee it's my peanut butter made it soft Charlie
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I've been trying to figure out a way to repay you for letting me
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and Jake stay here why don't I take over the housework Bert did the shopping too I can do
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that did my laundry in her way yes but I can handle
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that too and look I even made your coffee thank you No, uh -uh.
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Not as good as Burtis.
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It's her coffee.
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I just pressed a button.
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Burtis tasted, I don't know, Christmassy.
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What does that mean, Christmassy?
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It means like Christmas.
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You've got to work with me, Charlie.
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I mean, nutmeg, cinnamon, powdered reindeer.
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I don't know.
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It's just that when you drank it, it felt like Christmas morning and anything was possible.
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Sweet and low, half and half, mocha mix.
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Forget it.
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I'll just read my paper.
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Uh -oh.
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Where's my paper?
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I don't know.
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You might try looking by the front door.
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No, no. It's usually right here on the table.
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Okay, so before you got up, Berta started the coffee and got you your paper.
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Well, I don't know the mechanics of it, but yeah.
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I'll go get it.
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He's not off to a very good start Want a glass of peanut butter?
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Bye, Uncle Charlie See you, buddy Oh, oh, oh, he's your buddy?
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Alan, don't start How can he be your buddy?
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You didn't choose him, you got him I chose to let him stay here You chose to let me stay here, too?
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No, I chose him, I got you You know, there are times I just loathe you.
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And yet you're surprised I don't consider you a friend.
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Okay, have your real friends to your little support group.
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It is not...
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Yes, it is a support group!
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It's a support group for weak, rudderless men, and I wouldn't be a part of it if you begged me.
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Okay, bye.
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Hey, neighbor.
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What are you doing out here?
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I'll buy your lonesome.
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Well, Charlie's got some friends over and I thought I'd give him some space.
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Oh, yeah.
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His support group.
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He claims it's not a support group.
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Oh, please.
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He also claims he's not in love with me.
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What do you want, Rose?
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Nothing.
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I was just sitting over there in Charlie's car and thought you might like some company.
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Believe me, Alan, I understand how hurtful it is to be rejected by Charlie.
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And I've found that the only way to get through it is to just love him more.
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that and every so often sneak into his bedroom and try on his underwear helpful tip hello
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Alan wait don't try to stop me Charlie I am giving
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Judith back the giraffe oh I don't want to stop you I just want a good view okay you can stick
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Charlie look at this Look at this.
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The Harpers.
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Yeah, so?
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She's not the Harpers anymore.
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She's the Harper.
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That mat is a complete lie.
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Yeah, and it's in cahoots with the mailbox.
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Come on, ring the bell.
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You and me, we're the Harpers.
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Us.
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Oh.
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Alan.
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Dr. Melnick, uh, is -is Jake all right?
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I assume so.
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He's, uh, spending the night at a friend's.
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Oh, oh, oh, that's right, that's right.
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Um, uh, Dr. Melnick is, uh, Jake's pediatrician, so, uh, so naturally, I thought...
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Oh, okay.
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looks like somebody else is giving your wife the giraffe make sure they didn't forget the garlic balls
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what are you doing here why don't i just get back in the hot tub and give you guys a minute
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hmm tequila checkbook sourpuss must be alimony time go away charlie boy you'd think for all
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that money should at least come over
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and give you a lap dance leave me alone charlie in fact You know what would be really funny?
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Where it says memo, write lap dance.
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Give her something to explain at tax time.
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Charlie, you got...
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Okay. So where's Jake?
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Sleeping at her friends.
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He'll get dropped off tomorrow.
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Oh, man.
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He rented a movie I thought he'd like.
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What'd you get?
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Don't worry.
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It's educational.
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One million years B .C.?
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How is this educational?
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Raquel Welch running from dinosaurs in a fur bikini.
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What is that, if not history?
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I'm afraid you're going to have to watch it by yourself.
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Won't be the first time.
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What's the deal with that giraffe?
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How come you bring it out every time you write an alimony check?
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It's symbolic.
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Ah.
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Don't you want to know what it's symbolic of?
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No, I'm good.
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I made it in ceramics class for Judith when we were dating.
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Huh.
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All these years, I've been shelling out for tennis bracelets and satin underwear.
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Well, some women aren't impressed with jewelry and lingerie.
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Well, sure, if you want to date a dead girl.
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Hey, I just realized...
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your name is Al, and you're sending your ex -wife money, so it's Al.. in money.
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Hey, hey, I just realized, um, your name is Charlie,
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And you're a moron Uncle Charlie,
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I had a weird dream And it's getting weirder Hey,
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buddy Why aren't you asleep?
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I'm hoping I am Hello, Jake Hello, Ms. Pasternak.
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Uh, listen, buddy, Ms. Pasternak and I are kind of having a sleepover because we're like, you know, friends.
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No way.
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Jake, I'm only your teacher from 8 .15 to 3 o 'clock.
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After that, I'm just a person like anybody else.
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Oh, this is more wrong than the time I saw Santa peeing at the mall.
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Okay, why don't we wrap up this after -school special and call it a night?
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Don't worry, Jake.
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This won't change anything between you and me at school.
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So you're still going to be mean to me?
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That's right.
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Same old junkyard dog.
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Come on, buddy, get some sleep.
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Well, yeah, like, I'm going to sleep now.
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Do you think he'll be okay?
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Sure.
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He's just not used to seeing his teacher out of the classroom. And her pants.
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Don't worry, I'll talk to him in the morning to make sure he's okay and that he keeps this to himself.
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Thank you, Charlie.
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Oh, Miss Paston.
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How come you never call me by my first name?
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I don't know, this just seems way hotter.
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Car wash.
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They found something real interesting in the back seat.
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Oh, yeah?
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What?
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Okay, now you're just showing off No, Alan, I'm not Although, uh, I have to admit That is, uh, a sexy little item It is, isn't it?
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Yeah, yeah, I'd, uh, like to meet the lady who fills this Actually, you know her Oh, really?
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Uh, Lisa?
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No Jennifer?
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Who's Jennifer?
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Oh, right, no Well, then who?
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I can tell you But once I do, I can't untell you that.
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What are you talking about?
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Who borrowed my car last weekend?
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Holy mother of God!
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No, no. Unholy mother of us.
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Mom in a car?
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Mom in my car.
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I didn't know this was gonna happen.
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I'd have gotten the vinyl seats.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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You're not just gonna leave it in the middle of the floor, are you?
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Really creeps you out, doesn't it?
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No. Then pick it up.
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Now remember, if you want to drive Grandma's car again, you can't be telling her about it.
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I know.
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Or Mom, or anybody else.
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Daddy doesn't need the grief.
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That was really cool, Dad.
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Thanks.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, it was.
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Hey, it just occurred to me, if Greg's here, we can ask him about going out on the boat.
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No, I'm not going to ask Greg about going...
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Hey!
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Hi, Judith.
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Here he is, safe and sound.
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Oh, hey, honey.
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Hey, Mom, guess what we just did.
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What?
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Nothing in particular.
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That's a kid's joke.
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Nothing in particular.
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He's been doing it to us all weekend. So, we'll, uh, okay.
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Bye.
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Uh, Alan, um...
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Alan.
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Ask about the boat.
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Uh, listen, next weekend...
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Yeah, yeah, I know.
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You and Greg are taking Jake's scuba diving.
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Uh, no, uh, that's the thing.
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Greg and I have decided not to see each other anymore.
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So, if you haven't made any plans, you can have Jake.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, I'd love to have him.
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And I'm sorry to hear about you and Greg.
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Thank you.
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Is there anything I can do?
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Yeah, you can wipe that smirk off your face.
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Okay.
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Well, uh, well, bye.
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Bye.
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She broke up.
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Alan.
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Yeah?
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Peephole.
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Ah.
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Hello?
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Hi, Deb.
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What are you doing up so late?
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Charlie, what is he doing up?
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Shh, he's asleep.
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Oh, oh, I'm sorry.
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Charlie!
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What?
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Oh, hey, Alan.
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What is he doing up so late?
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I told him to go to bed.
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How many times did I tell you to go to bed?
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Boy, mine must count.
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See?
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So how was your day?
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It was fine.
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Did you get any?
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Did I get any what?
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Hang on.
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What's he supposed to get?
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I swear I don't know what he's talking about.
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Go to bed.
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what are you teaching him what difference does it make the only thing he retains is Little shards of chicken.
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Wonderful.
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So, did you get any?
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It was a nice evening.
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We had a lovely dinner.
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You know, for the record, a lovely dinner doesn't necessarily preclude carpet burns and a bite mark on your ass.
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In this case, it was just dinner and pleasant conversation.
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Why do you have to leave?
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Charlie, I have to get home.
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I have to feed my cat.
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I have to feed my fish.
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We've been in bed for three days.
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I'm guessing the cat's fed and what's left of the fish is in the kitty litter.
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Well, I also have a job.
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Call in sick?
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I did it yesterday.
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Okay, call in horny.
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I'll write you a note.
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I wish I could.
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I love being with you.
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Me too.
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And having you here just makes it all the better.
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You know, we've been seeing each other for over two months now, and you've never spent the night at my place.
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Okay, well, go clean up the dead animals, and I'll come over tonight.
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Deal.
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I'll cook you dinner.
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Great.
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I think I love you, Charlie Harper.
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Thank you.
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I'll see you later.
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Wait a minute.
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Did you just say thank you? Did I?
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Yes.
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I said I think I love you, and you said thank you.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Thank you?
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It's an expression of appreciation.
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Thank you.
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That's it?
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You don't have anything to add?
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Thank you...
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so very much.
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Great.
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That's great.
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I opened my heart to you, and you couldn't care less.
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Well, that's not fair.
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I could care less.
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A lot less.
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Come on, what do you want me to do?
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Lie to you?
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Now, I want you to drop dead, you smug, cold -hearted son of a bitch.
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Phew.
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That could have been ugly.
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That's a cool snake tattoo on your back.
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Thanks.
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That's Anikoth, the demon who eats human souls.
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My friend Jeffrey has a dog that eats his own poop.
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She tries to lick her face, but we don't let him.
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Okay.
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Who's that one?
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That's the goddess of the damned.
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She whose name cannot be spoken.
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Why?
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Is it hard to pronounce?
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What?
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We have a friend at school like that.
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He's from India.
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We just call him Rusty.
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I couldn't.
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Is it hard to get tattoos?
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Yeah, but it's worth it.
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You know?
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Sure.
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Once I bit my tongue really hard eating a frozen Milky Way,
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but it was totally worth it good morning hey hi I'm
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Alan Jake's dad Isabella he's a friend of Uncle Charlie's I would hope
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so yeah and she was showing me her tattoos lucky you there was a time
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when you had to pay a quarter and go into a tent to see that now No, it's right at your breakfast table.
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Go get dressed.
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I want to see the rest of her tattoos.
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Go.
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I have a porter.
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Jake?
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All right.
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Um, Isabella, I hate to be a fuddy -duddy, but we try to keep the house smoke -free.
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I'm sorry.
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Charlie didn't say anything when I was smoking in bed last night.
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Yeah, well, Charlie's lungs aren't always on the same page as his penis.
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do you realize how long you've been upstairs with her
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that depends on what on what day it is it's Sunday evening I haven't seen you since last night
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when you went to that party party
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that was some great party what happened I have no idea
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although I did wake up with this oh my god am I Jewish now Charlie,
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it's not Star of David.
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It's a pentagram.
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It's a satanic symbol used to call forth demons from hell.
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Oh, that's not good.
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You need to cut Isabella loose.
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I can't do that.
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Why not?
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Because together we shall spawn a child named Giglamash, and he shall bring forth a new age of darkness.
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You know what?
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Maybe it is time to slow this relationship down a little bit.
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Slow it down?
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You need to drive a stake through its heart.
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Is she still here?
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Yeah.
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Okay, here's the plan.
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Um, so, uh, we'll submit to her will and, uh, serve the Lord Beelzebub with all our hearts.
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I'll grab Jake.
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You start the car.
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We'll drive somewhere safe.
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I'm thinking the Vatican.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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What are you gonna do?
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Well, you said it.
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We have to cut her loose.
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We?
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No, I didn't say we.
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I never said we.
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Hear us, oh horned one.
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Wrap your dark wings around this young soul and grant him all the rewards he desires.
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Okay, um, hi, Mr. Horned One.
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Here's the deal.
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I'll trade you my soul for, what do I get, like, three wishes?
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He's the Lord of the Underworld, not a genie.
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Oh, okay.
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Can I talk to a genie?
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Jake, get over here.
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Sorry, Dad, but you're no longer my master.
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The hell I'm not.
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Go to your room.
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You know I'm old enough to choose my own religion.
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Go.
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How dare you interfere?
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Good question.
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Alan, tell her how we dare.
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Hey, you brought her here.
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You get her out.
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Are you trying to get rid of me?
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Okay, well, no. Not you personally.
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It's more of a legal issue.
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Uh, it turns out Malibu is not zoned for satanic rituals.
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Or any of the black arts, really, right, Alan?
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Uh, that's, that's true.
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Uh, you're fine in Hollywood.
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It's good.
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Well, save room.
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I got a half gallon of that double fudge brownie ice cream you like.
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm pretty stuffed.
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You sure?
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Maybe after I poop.
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What are you doing?
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We're eating dinner.
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He had dinner an hour ago.
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Well, then he won't need breakfast.
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I thought I would.
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You've had enough to eat.
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Hey, Jake, you know what I like to do after a nice big meal?
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What?
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Learn to dance.
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Charlie?
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Yeah?
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Private word.
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Sure.
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What's up?
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Shame on you.
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Is that it?
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You found that girl, and now you have some kind of depraved plan to use my son as bait yeah
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so it's not like he pays rent why shouldn't he pitch
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in i will not allow it oh come on it's just
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a couple of ballet lessons ballet him i think he has
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a quiet grace about him he doesn't have to be good
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at it he just has to show up one lesson i'm begging you
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you know what it really doesn't matter what i say you will never convince him to take ballet But if I can, will you stay out of it?
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I guess.
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Great.
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Hey, Jake.
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Okay, that might have been bad parenting on my point.
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I've got a surprise for you.
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Not my food, is it?
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Because I'm starting to feel a little dizzy.
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No, you're going to get to do something that I'll bet no other boy in your class has ever done.
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If it's sex, Mitch will find me and I already saw his cousin naked.
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No, this is better than sex.
530
What?
531
How would he know?
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You're going to learn to dance ballet.
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I bet.
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Okay, let me put it this way.
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How much money would I have to give you to take ballet lessons?
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I want $10.
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Wait, hold on.
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I want $1 ,000 dollars that's really unethical oh yeah i'm the one on shaky moral ground
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charlie wake up what what's wrong i had sex with norma
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what i gave in i folded i let her have her way with me and was it actually it was great
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she knew stuff is that a roland yeah platinum
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nice and you're gonna get a building in beverly hills not bad for a night's work
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well actually i i don't think i'm gonna be getting the building she reneged she Died.
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You're kidding.
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Uh, after we were.. done, she, uh, she looked at me, mumbled a couple of words, closed her eyes, and then.. poof.
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Dead.
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That's it.
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I knew there was a Big Bang joke.
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I mean, I'm sorry.
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I just can't believe it.
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Me neither.
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After all those years of making me miserable, she's actually gone.
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It's weird.
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I feel a little sad.
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Imagine how I feel.
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Yeah, you killed her.
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So what did she mumble before she, you know...
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Well, I'm not sure, but I think she said...
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I want my watch back.
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Can I make you some oatmeal?
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Not cereal.
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I know.
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I just thought you might enjoy something hot. And quiet.
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Nope.
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Do you have a hangover?
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Yeah.
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Drinking that much was a stupid thing to do.
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Then why'd you do it?
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I don't know, Jake.
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Maybe I'm just stupid.
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Or maybe you just don't apply yourself.
572
Can we stop talking for a while?
573
Okay.
574
Although I do like a little conversation at breakfast.
575
Morning, everybody.
576
Shh.
577
He's hungover.
578
Oh, yeah.
579
Well, isn't this an ironic turn of events?
580
Me, waking up feeling all bright and chipper, and you, looking like a stool sample.
581
Not a big irony fan, huh?
582
Charlie?
583
Yeah?
584
Either stop talking, or at least have the decency to kill me.
585
Boy, I'm never gonna drink.
586
Good job.
587
You scarred the kid for life.
588
Now he's going to have to face junior high sober.
589
Just tell me one thing.
590
What's that?
591
Oh, Charlie, you don't have to buy me expensive jewelry.
592
Okay, nothing but cheap crap from now on.
593
It's beautiful.
594
Read the inscription.
595
One month, two weeks, four days.
596
What does it mean?
597
Well, since we decided to go ahead and consummate our relationship, finally,
598
I thought I should honor the time we've already spent together exclusively in a committed relationship without any sex what so ever
599
so unless we have sex before midnight tonight you're gonna need
600
to buy a new bracelet uh -huh you're pretty sure of
601
yourself aren't you uh -huh well since you went to all the trouble to engrave it.
602
Don't even ask what I used as a chisel.
603
Candy.
604
Hello, Alan.
605
Is Charlie available?
606
Because I wish to speak with him.
607
Oh.
608
Oh.
609
Uh, uh, okay.
610
Um, why don't you just wait here and I'll, uh, let him know.
611
I would be immensely appreciative if you would.
612
Alrighty.
613
Thank you.
614
What the hell does this mean?
615
Sending you a message.
616
What?
617
That you're a woman trapped in a man's body?
618
Candy's here. And?
619
You want me to call you Candy?
620
No. Candy, the girl you were seeing before, Mia.
621
Oh.
622
Charlie, she's been calling here for days.
623
Don't you think it's time you let her know you're in an exclusive relationship with another woman?
624
Yeah, Charlie.
625
After all, it's been one month, two weeks, and four days.
626
Did you know that Alan's a woman trapped under Ann's body?
627
oh hi mom how are you deeply hurt this is about me or charlie charlie great come on in
628
can you explain to me how your brother can be in a serious relationship
629
and not only have i not met the woman he hasn't
630
even bothered to tell me her name do you really need an explanation for
631
that i don't want it to be about you her name
632
is mia she's in the kitchen thank god i didn't know ann frank hello hello
633
i'm evelyn charlie's mother i'm mia charlie's girlfriend so we finally meet so we do One question.
634
I'm listening.
635
Can you fix him?
636
I'm trying.
637
15, 16, 17, 18...
638
Jake!
639
How about a hug for your grandmommy?
640
No, thank you.
641
Fine.
642
What the hell are you doing?
643
Hey, hey, hey, keep it down.
644
Keep it down.
645
Mia thinks I'm taking a power walk.
646
This is a sad, sad day.
647
I always figured you'd be the last guy in the world to end up whipped.
648
I am not whipped.
649
I'm considerate.
650
Considerate?
651
Yeah.
652
See, I love Mia, and I want her to be happy.
653
And I happen to know she's not happy when I smoke cigars
654
and drink and gamble and stay out all night and eat meat
655
and sugar and grease and fat and nap and swear and wear shorts and bowling shirts.
656
Charlie, you ain't just whipped.
657
You're rope -saddled and gelded.
658
They could use you to give rides at kids' birthday parties.
659
I am not whipped.
660
Yeah.
661
Here, you might as well take one of these sacks since yours is empty.
662
plan b bathroom but i don't have to pee
663
now what would we just wait here till they leave would you rather go out there
664
and chat with mom and her new boyfriend hey yeah well then get me a muffin too
665
somebody was drinking more than coffee Going to be long?
666
I don't know.
667
The big old was his name.
668
All yours.
669
Thanks.
670
All yours.
671
Thanks.
672
so listen when you guys are done screwing around in here your mother would like to talk to you
673
you like him out now
674
hey look who's here it's mom hi mom oh stop it
675
both of you i can't believe i'm such a horrible person
676
you have to hide from me in public we weren't hiding
677
which does not invalidate your premise uh jake had uh had stomach problems don't put this on me
678
i apologize for my children oh no problem teddy leopold oh
679
hi uh alan this is my brother charlie my son jake
680
how you doing evelyn's told me a lot of wonderful things about you boys I'm not buying it, huh?
681
I tried.
682
Teddy lives in Denver, but he does a lot of business in L .A., so I helped him find a little pied -à -terre in Century City.
683
What's a pied -à -terre?
684
It's French for a place to play hanky -panky with Grandma.
685
Mom!
686
Oh, relax.
687
It's not going to scar him.
688
Yeah, but what about us?
689
Well, anyway, it was nice meeting you.
690
We gotta bring the kid back to his mother's again.
691
You're putting it on me nice to meet you, too Yeah, bye -bye.
692
See you, Mom.
693
Bye, Mom.
694
Bye.
695
Wait, I have to pee.
696
You've peed enough.
697
Hey, dogs.
698
Oh, hey.
699
Hey, Jake.
700
Alan, here.
701
I need you to sign these papers for Jake's summer school.
702
Oh, summer school again?
703
Why not?
704
He's getting good at it.
705
Oh, my Lord.
706
Who is that?
707
He's my handyman.
708
Really?
709
I've been looking for a good handyman.
710
Well, it's a little soon to know how good he is.
711
I'll find out.
712
I'm starting to see a trend here.
713
Bésame.
714
Bésame mucho.
715
Uno si fuera esta noche...
716
That bony bitch!
717
Yep.
718
Definitely a trend.
719
Summer school three years in a row.
720
They might as well just make you the janitor.
721
Uh, well, school sucks.
722
That's because you go year -round.
723
Imagine if you had a couple of months off in the summer.
724
If I were you, I'd start teaching him how to throw sawdust on vomit.
725
I could do that.
726
Come on, Gene, just go start your homework.
727
What's the point?
728
I'm already going to summer school.
729
Jake.
730
And if I flog there, what can they do, send me to regular school?
731
Go.
732
Actually, that sawdust job might be a pipe dream.
733
Is the big one gone?
734
Yeah, she went to get something waxed.
735
We were scared to ask what.
736
I just wanted to tell you I was able to save you some money on the Redwood.
737
Oh, that's terrific.
738
How?
739
My cousin.
740
He works at a lumberyard, and...
741
That's all you need to know.
742
Well, thanks.
743
No problem.
744
I'll give out your work.
745
I like this guy.
746
Of course you do.
747
What's that supposed to mean?
748
Charlie, he's a younger version of you.
749
Oh, yeah, that must be it.
750
I'll get it.
751
There you go.
752
He could be a doorman.
753
Charlie, I really don't appreciate...
754
I'm not saying right away.
755
He could work his way up from door stop.
756
Thinking of chewing your arm off?
757
What?
758
No, no, no. Why would I do that?
759
I don't know.
760
Maybe because you're not horny anymore and you just remembered I'm staying through the weekend?
761
You've got all that from the twitching of my shoulder muscles?
762
I have those muscles, too, Charlie.
763
Okay.
764
Good to know.
765
Well, to be honest, I did have a momentary panic reflex, but it passed, and I'm actually happy you're here.
766
You sound surprised.
767
Surprised doesn't begin to cover it.
768
normally at this point in a relationship i'm busy plotting the appropriate exit strategy for example well
769
that would depend on whether i'm trying to get rid of you just for today or forever
770
let's say today okay today i have to see my dermatologist about a little rash
771
that's good all right what about forever turns out it wasn't a rash Oh, come on.
772
We had an adventure.
773
Dad?
774
Yeah, buddy?
775
Fight me.
776
You'll see.
777
Someday, you and I will look back on this weekend and laugh and laugh.
778
I didn't say someday soon.
779
Hey, come on.
780
Come on, I thought you liked wet T -shirts.
781
Hey.
782
Hey.
783
Shut up.
784
Oh, come on, now, let me both know I can't do that.
785
What do you want me to say?
786
It was a bad idea?
787
Okay, it was a bad idea.
788
I mean, the only thing we bonded over was our mutual discomfort with pooping into a coffee can.
789
It wasn't chock full of nuts, was it?
790
Sorry, sorry.
791
Where's Jake?
792
He went back to his friends in Hooterville.
793
Well, I can't blame him.
794
It never rains in Hooterville.
795
Look, Alan.
796
seriously i'm i'm sorry it didn't work out i know your
797
heart was in the right place thank you now i finished the limerick you want to hear it
798
too soon
799
you don't get it you don't understand what it's like to
800
be a little boy's best friend to be to be someone he looks up to
801
and then one day you turn around
802
and the only person he looks up to is covered with baby oil
803
and nailed to the ceiling hey count your blessings there's There's all kinds of pictures that could have been up there.
804
Yeah, I guess.
805
It could have been the Moscow Ballet.
806
Not that, it's still...
807
I can't help but feel a little empty inside, like.. like a chapter of my life is over. So?
808
You've still got plenty to look forward to.
809
You mean besides work, loneliness, and death?
810
Absolutely.
811
There's.. memory loss.
812
Impotence.
813
Adult diapers?
814
I'm all you've got, pal.
815
That's true.
816
My wives are gone, my son has grown, but I'll always have you.
817
My brother.
818
Forever.
819
Okay, now, I was just having fun, but that was mean.
820
It's much easier to rotate in new posters when these ones stop working for you.
821
I don't think that's gonna happen.
822
Trust me, after a while, these beautiful eyes are gonna be filled with judgment and condemnation.
823
What are you talking about?
824
Okay, maybe that was just me.
825
Anyway, you're lucky your dad let you hang posters like this i guess does your mother let you no way
826
so what do you got in her house a secret stash
827
of magazines just one playboy 1998 the christmas issue god bless you hefner
828
god bless kimberly mcadoo from portland oregon born march 4th 1979 turn on sunshine
829
and goatees turn offs judgmental people and more you gotta love a chick who doesn't like war take me Hey,
830
Uncle Charlie, could you do me a favor?
831
If it's the favor I'm thinking of, not until you're 18 and not in my house.
832
What?
833
Nothing, nothing.
834
What do you need?
835
Could you get my dad to lay off the father -son stuff?
836
It's kind of lame.
837
Lame?
838
You think it's lame?
839
Your father cares so much about you he wants nothing more than to be part of your life?
840
Yeah.
841
Look, you've got to understand what your father's going through.
842
What do you mean?
843
Okay, here's the deal.
844
Your father has reached a very difficult age.
845
It's confusing and a little bit scary for him.
846
Scary how?
847
Well, first of all, his body's changing.
848
Really?
849
Oh, yeah.
850
Hair is growing where it's never grown before. That is scary.
851
And then there's the hormones.
852
Hormones?
853
Yep.
854
Your father is running out of them.
855
Sounds bad.
856
no no it's just a perfectly natural part of growing old jake is it happening to you no no no
857
hey charlie would you see who that is it's death hi mom
858
your gardener left this in the driveway there's no gardener it was a girl with a grudge
859
so how was your friend's funeral oh terribly disappointing yeah in
860
my experience nothing kills a party like a dead broad in
861
a box don't be glib charlie hello alan oh hey mom
862
wow you look nice yes morning becomes me doesn't it
863
if only more of my friends would die i'm sure the
864
feeling's mutual charlie as long as you're over there make mommy a drink it's been a very depressing afternoon
865
thanks for spreading it around can you believe two of cynthia's
866
three children didn't even bother showing up at her funeral
867
and the one who did was drunk
868
and cracking tasteless jokes about his mother all throughout the service
869
you didn't happen to jot any of them down did you
870
and it wasn't just the children the crowd was very sparse and there was Virtually no mourning.
871
Well, that's understandable, isn't it?
872
You said no one really liked this woman.
873
Oh, she was a hateful shrew, but still.
874
Fortunately, I was able to draw on my theater background and work up a good cry.
875
Sense memory.
876
I remember the time I wasn't cast as Blanche Dubois in Streetcar.
877
You're a good friend, Mom.
878
I know.
879
I'm just glad that when my time comes, I won't have such a humiliating send -off.
880
Right?
881
Yeah, sure, of course, yes, I know.
882
Well, I'm gonna go freshen up.
883
Even fake tears can ruin one's mascara.
884
Speaking of which, whoever did Cynthia's makeup should be shot and buried beside her.
885
She looked like a varnished clown.
886
You'll go to Mom's funeral, won't you? Of course.
887
As the eldest son, it's my obligation to pound in the steak.
888
typical nothing for alan to do okay you can cut off her head and hold it up for the villagers
889
what are you doing leaving before mom gets out of the
890
bathroom i thought we were taking her to dinner i can't listen to her anymore it just blows my mind
891
that she can go on and on about her toxic friend's sad little funeral
892
when we both know she's going to end up exactly the same way i don't disagree
893
but but there's an option to running away from her yeah
894
but we'd get caught you'd sell me out for a reduced sentence we could tell her the truth
895
that she's just as toxic as her late friend and that that's the way she's going to be remembered
896
are you on crack maybe
897
if she realized how people see her she might make an effort to change
898
if she realized how people see her she'd just get new
899
people what are we gonna say alan hey mom you're a crazy she -bat
900
and the only way people will come to your funeral is
901
if your delighted sons turn it into a three -day beer bash with go -go dancers well we wouldn't start there
902
all right cynthia's in the ground my face is on i look stunning in black let's go to dinner
903
just follow my lead um mom yes dear
904
alan thinks you're a crazy she -bat and no one will mourn at your funeral either
905
We're telling you this because we love you.
906
The kitchen appliances are a little outdated, but you people can cook with your wristwatches now, can't you?
907
You're funny.
908
You're a funny firecracker.
909
Mom?
910
Oh, Charlie.
911
Say hello to Hiroshi Goto.
912
Hi.
913
Hello.
914
Uh, Charlie is my number one son.
915
Yeah, but she treats me like number two.
916
Mom, can I talk to you for a minute?
917
Well, of course, darling.
918
Hiroshi, why don't you go enjoy the view from the deck?
919
There's usually pretty girls playing volleyball out on the beach.
920
Oh, I like volleyball.
921
All right, here's what you need to know.
922
He's filthy rich, and he's looking for a house on the beach, and I have nothing to show him.
923
So you're selling him my house?
924
Don't worry.
925
I told him you were going through an ugly divorce, but before we close escrow, you'll reconcile with Cheryl and back out of the sale.
926
Who's Cheryl?
927
She is a sweet, selfless girl who worked nights to put you through law school while you were sleeping with her sister.
928
Anyway, I have to string Mr. Goto along until I have something to show him that actually is for sale.
929
Oh, I understand.
930
It's called a bait and switch, and it's a felony.
931
Oh, well, look at you, taking the moral high ground.
932
And with nary a bottle nor a whore in sight.
933
Whoa, whoa.
934
Uh, excuse me, why is there an Asian man on the deck?
935
Mom's selling my house.
936
Why?
937
Marilda problems.
938
You cheating bastard.
939
Do I have to find another place to live?
940
Yes.
941
but mom said i could wait for the bus by myself
942
i know i would really rather wait for the bus by
943
myself i just want to make sure you get off okay yeah
944
but being walked to the bus stop by my dad
945
and my uncle i'm gonna look so lame jack buddy that ship has sailed
946
please don't leave me you're okay just don't make eye contact
947
okay
948
when the bus comes don't take a window seat no one will be trapped by one of these mouth breathers
949
and get pummeled humbled and be polite to the bus driver they tend to be damaged people with short fuses
950
fuses don't distract him there's no seat belts on these old buses one sharp turn
951
and all you kids will be flying around like lotto
952
balls balls oh wait wait wait about what i
953
need a current picture in case you go missing alan you're being ridiculous i never find those kids Give me a profile.
954
Okay, now go make it a great day. Have fun.
955
I just hope everything turns out all right.
956
Well, we've done all we could.
957
Now it's up to him.
958
Mm -hmm.
959
Now, I have been to a lot of these things with Mom, and I know you think it's gonna be bad, but believe me, it's gonna be worse than you can even imagine.
960
You're really enjoying this, aren't you?
961
You just love seeing me unhappy.
962
Oh, yeah.
963
I mean, did you feel sorry for me when I had to wear that cowboy outfit to her celebrity AIDS hoedown?
964
That was different.
965
How?
966
It was you.
967
Yeah, well, now it's you.
968
Yippee -ki -yay, Mother Accompanyer.
969
You want a few tips?
970
Like what?
971
Well, let's see.
972
Mom likes to starve herself for a few days before these events so she can fit into her gown.
973
That means she'll be knocking back vodka gimlets on a completely empty stomach.
974
Jeez, she can be a cranky drunk.
975
Cranky?
976
I got bitch -slapped with my own 10 -gallon hat. So what's the tip?
977
Don't wear a 10 -gallon hat?
978
All you have to do is bring along a little baggie of crackers, you know, saltines, goldfish, anything you can stuff down her throat to soak up the booze.
979
How about a throw pillow?
980
Oh, oh, and whatever you do, don't let her take off her shoes.
981
Why not?
982
Well, A, you'll be carrying them all night, and B, you'll wind up giving her a foot massage in the lobby, and that's not something anybody wants to see.
983
God.
984
Not to mention the fact that it puts you on bunion patrol.
985
Hey, Jake, how about you and me going out?
986
Okay, now I have a question for you.
987
If I needed a lung and your dad needed a lung, who would you give your lung to?
988
Well, now, see, I wouldn't have to think about it.
989
Jake, I'm talking to...
990
Don't give me the hand.
991
Hang on.
992
I'm talking to a girl.
993
Sorry.
994
Oh, no, that was nobody.
995
That's it.
996
Time to get a new kid.
997
Hey, Ellen, you want to catch a movie tonight?
998
Can't.
999
I am taking a lady friend to the Hollywood Bowl for a romantic evening under the stars with Michael Bublé
1000
and three runners -up from American Idol.
1001
what's in the bag a noose that's a picnic basket fried chicken bottle of merlot
1002
and my autograph hound in case i get lucky why don't
1003
you take jake to the movies no i don't like him
1004
anymore okay then why don't you take one of your many oh let's call them girlfriends
1005
well we could but after the movie i gotta bring him back here
1006
and after i get him back here i I got to get him upstairs, and after I get him upstairs, I got to get him to go home.
1007
It just doesn't seem worth the effort anymore.
1008
You know, it's possible you might enjoy your dates more
1009
if you went out with women who were capable of using
1010
their head for something other than a place to rest their ankles.
1011
Men, men, men, men, manly men, men, men, men.
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| 단어 | 발음 | 뜻 |
|---|---|---|
| funeral 명사 | /ˈfju.nəɹ.əl/ | 장례, 장례식 |
| ballet 명사 | /bælˈeɪ/ | 발레 |
| uncle 명사 | /ˈʌŋ.kl̩/ | 아저씨, 삼촌 |
| tattoo 명사 | /tæˈtuː/ | 문신, 타투 |
| whip 명사 | /ˈwɪp/ | 채찍 |
| lesson 명사 | /ˈlɛs.ən/ | 수업, 과 |
| scary 형용사 | /ˈskɛə.ɹi/ | 공포의, 무섭다 |
| trap 명사 | /tɹæp/ | 덫, 올가미 |
| garbage 명사 | /ˈɡɑɹ.bɪd͡ʒ/ | 쓰레기, 오물 |
| grandma 명사 | /ˈɡɹænmɑː/ | 할머니 |
| lung 명사 | /ˈlʌŋ/ | 허파, 폐 |
| upstairs 부사 | /ˌʌpˈstɛɹz/ | 위층에, 위층으로 |
| gallon 명사 | /ˈɡælən/ | 갤런 |
| ridiculous 형용사 | /ɹɪˈdɪk.jə.ləs/ | 웃으운 |
| hungry 형용사 | /ˈhʌŋ.ɡɹi/ | 배고프다, 굶주리다 |
영상에 나오는 구동사
| 단어 | 발음 | 뜻 |
|---|---|---|
| go out 동사 | 나가다 | |
| get up 동사 | 일어나다 | |
| go away 동사 | 떠나다, 떠나가다 | |
| wake up 동사 | /ˌweɪk ˈʌp/ | 눈뜨다, 일어나다 |
| drop off 동사 | 떨어지다 | |
| get over 동사 | 극복하다 |
따라 말해 볼 만한 문장
영상에 나오는 짧고 완결된 문장으로, 일상 대화에서 그대로 쓸 수 있습니다:
- Don't you want to know what it's symbolic of?
- Do you think he'll be okay?
- Really creeps you out, doesn't it?
- You don't have anything to add?
- Then why'd you do it?
이 영상의 문법
화자가 가장 많이 쓰는 문형을 영상 속 실제 표현과 함께 정리했습니다.
| 문형 | 영상 속 표현 |
|---|---|
| 현재완료진행 have/has been + -ing — 전에 시작해 지금도 계속되는 동작 | who's been stalking · I've been trying · I've been shelling |
| 조건문 if + 절, will/would + 동사 — 조건과 그 결과 | if I can, will you · If it's sex, Mitch will find · If I were you, I'd start |
| 현재완료 have/has + 과거분사 — 과거의 일이 지금도 관련이 있을 때 | has been · I've found · have decided |
| 수동태 be + 과거분사 — 누가 하는지보다 무슨 일이 일어나는지에 초점 | will not be treated · was hidden · being punished |
주의할 발음
화자는 I'm, don't, you're 같은 축약형과 약화된 형태를 314번 사용합니다. 들리는 대로 짧게 발음하세요.
- “th” 소리: bother /ˈbɑðɚ/, theater /ˈθi(ə)tɚ/, throat /ˈθɹoʊt/
- “sh”와 “zh” 소리: rash /ɹæʃ/, sharp /ʃɑɹp/, explanation /ˌɛkspləˈneɪʃən/, sunshine /ˈsʌnʃaɪn/, appreciation /əˌpɹiː.ʃiˈeɪ.ʃən/
- 긴 단어 — 강세 위치에 주의: ridiculous /ɹɪˈdɪk.jə.ləs/, naturally /ˈnæt͡ʃ.(ə.)ɹə.li/, necessarily /ˌnɛs.əˈsɛɹ.ə.li/, explanation /ˌɛkspləˈneɪʃən/, celebrity /səˈlɛb.ɹɪ.ɾi/
한국어 화자가 어려워하는 소리:
- /f/ — ㅍ(/p/)으로 바꾸지 말고 윗니를 아랫입술에 대기: funeral /ˈfju.nəɹ.əl/, fold /ˈfəʊld/, fuse /fjuːz/, helpful /ˈhɛlp.fl̩/, outfit /ˈaʊtfɪt/
- /v/ — ㅂ(/b/)과 구별하기: volleyball /ˈvɒlibɔ(ː)l/, adventure /ədˈvɛn.t͡ʃə/, whoever /huˈɛvɚ/, divorce /dɪˈvɔːs/, convince /kənˈvɪns/
- /z/ — ㅈ이 아니라 성대를 울리는 /s/: upstairs /ˌʌpˈstɛɹz/, cousin /ˈkʌz(ə)n/, fuse /fjuːz/, exit /ˈɛɡzət/, pleasant /ˈplɛz.ənt/
이 영상으로 연습하는 방법
- 먼저 말하지 않고 영상을 끝까지 듣고 모르는 단어를 적어 둡니다.
- 보통 속도로 한 문장씩 섀도잉하고, 화자의 리듬과 맞을 때까지 반복합니다.
- 자신의 목소리를 녹음해 원본과 비교하고, funeral, ballet, uncle 같은 단어에 특히 주의합니다.
쉐도잉이란? 영어 실력을 빠르게 키우는 과학적 방법
쉐도잉(Shadowing)은 원래 전문 통역사 훈련을 위해 개발된 언어 학습 기법으로, 다언어 학자인 Dr. Alexander Arguelles에 의해 대중화된 방법입니다. 핵심 원리는 간단하지만 매우 강력합니다: 원어민의 영어를 들으면서 1~2초의 짧은 지연으로 즉시 소리 내어 따라 말하는 것——마치 '그림자(shadow)'처럼 화자를 따라가는 것입니다. 문법 공부나 수동적인 청취와 달리, 쉐도잉은 뇌와 입 근육이 동시에 실시간으로 영어를 처리하고 재현하도록 훈련합니다. 연구에 따르면 이 방법은 발음 정확도, 억양, 리듬, 연음, 청취력, 말하기 유창성을 크게 향상시킵니다. IELTS 스피킹 준비와 자연스러운 영어 소통을 원하는 분들에게 특히 효과적입니다.