Shadowing Practice: Every Single One Of Ron’s Talking Heads | Parks and Recreation - Learn English Speaking with Video
Les maken...
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I got my first job when I was nine, worked at a sheet metal factory.
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In two weeks, I was running the floor.
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Child labor laws are ruining this country.
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My ex-wife, Tammy, likes to check in every so often and make sure I'm doing OK.
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And if I am, she tries to everything up.
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When I walked in this morning and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought, all right, another bureaucrat ate it.
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But then I found out it was Lil' Sebastian.
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Half-mast is too high.
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Show some damned respect.
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No, I don't care about their relationship.
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I just don't want to lose April.
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I would never be able to find a worse assistant.
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The right to privacy is very important to me.
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My family has had a single P.O box for several generations.
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We only ever subscribed to two magazines, Reader's Digest and Ebony.
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Ebony was due to a clerical error, but it ended up being an interesting year of reading.
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I don't like loud noises and people making a fuss,
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and I especially don't like people celebrating because they know a piece of private information about me.
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Plus, the whole thing is a scam.
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Birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards.
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Politically, no. I don't support Chavez.
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I despise him and everything
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that he does he does on the other hand this is
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a pretty sweet ass gun trippers do nothing for me i
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like a strong salt of the earth self-possessed woman at the top of her field your steffy grafts your cheryl swoops
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but i will take a free breakfast buffet anytime anyplace a schlamiel is the guy who spills soup at a fancy party.
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A schlamazel is the guy he spills it on.
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Jerry is both the schlamiel and the schlamazel of our office.
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I've established a scientifically perfect 10-point scale of human beauty.
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Wendy is a 7.4, which is way too high for Tom, who is a 3.8.
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10 is tennis legend Steffi Graf.
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I'm always looking for new investments.
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Ever since I got my first job at the age of nine, I have put all my money into gold, which is currently at an all-time high.
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So I have a certain amount of money.
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I've said too much.
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In my experience, wedding presents are nothing more than kindling on the divorce bonfire.
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The new cabin I bought has a great tire swing for the girls, access to a lake for all the kids to play in.
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Plus it doesn't have these razor-sharp perimeter defense planks sticking out of the ground.
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Hey, salami!
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The Human Resources Department requires that I be available once a month to discuss workplace disputes with my employees.
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The rules do not specify whether or not I'm allowed to listen to Willie Nelson on my headphones.
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Tom and April were excellent witnesses in my defense.
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Unfortunately, every single word out of their mouths was a lie.
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There's only one thing I hate more than lying.
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Skim milk, which is water that's lying about being milk.
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My first ex-wife's name is Tammy.
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My second ex-wife's name is Tammy.
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My mom's name is Tamara.
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She goes by Tammy.
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Why do I only date brunettes?
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You know, sometimes you eat chicken and you get food poisoning, and then even the sight of chicken makes you sick.
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Tammy Wan is my blonde chicken.
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Every summer, Leslie throws a barbecue to thank the Parks and Maintenance staff.
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It's horrifying.
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Barbecues should be about one thing, good shared meat.
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I don't want to paint with a broad brush here, but every single contractor in the world is a miserable, incompetent thief.
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Straight down the middle.
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No hook, no spin, no fuss.
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Anything more, and this becomes figure skating.
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I don't know what happened.
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I declined his invitation.
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He started laughing, and the next thing I knew, we were at lunch. Did he drug me?
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Awards are stupid.
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But they'd be less stupid if they went to the right people.
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It's never too early to learn that the government is a greedy piglet
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that suckles on a taxpayer's teat until they have sore chapped nipples.
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I'm going to need a different metaphor to give this nine-year-old.
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This is my favorite part about having a new city manager.
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They always try to shake things up and their ideas are terrible and it brings city hall to a grinding halt.
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I just grab a few donuts, sit back, and enjoy the show.
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I am composing strongly worded letters about things I disapprove of, and I am using the Internet to get addresses where I can send them.
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So far, I've written to a vegetable farm, several European ambassadors, a manufacturer of male cologne, and a nonfat frozen yogurt bar.
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Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts, be ice cream or be nothing.
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Zero stars.
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I couldn't care less about the commendation, but Indianapolis is home to Charles Mulligan's Steakhouse.
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The best damn steakhouse in the damn state.
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I have taken a picture of every steak I've ever eaten there.
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June 2004, porterhouse, medium rare, Bearnaise sauce.
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January 2000, they call this one the enforcer.
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February 96, the steak, ribeye.
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The whiskey, Lagavulin 16.
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The lady next to me, a bitch.
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Specifically, my ex-wife, Tammy.
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Oh, okay.
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This is the first time I ever went there.
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Look at me.
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Just a kid.
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The only reason anybody's going to this thing is because they're afraid of what Marlene will do to them if they don't.
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That woman is tough.
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In 1994, I gave her a nickname.
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It's unrepeatable, but it's stuck.
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It's my proudest accomplishment.
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It's the iron of Pawnee.
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I enjoy government functions, like I enjoy getting kicked in the nuggets with a steel-toed boot.
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But this hotel always serves bacon-wrapped shrimp.
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That's my number one favorite food wrapped around my number three favorite food.
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I'd go to a banquet in honor of those Somali pirates if they serve bacon-wrapped shrimp.
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Excuse me.
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All of a sudden, there's all this federal money coming in, and Paul, the city manager, is telling us to build parks, start new community programs.
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It's horrifying.
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My dream is to have the park system privatized and run entirely for profit by corporations, like Chuck E.
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Cheese.
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They have an impeccable business model.
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I would rather work for Chuck E.
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Cheese.
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Diane suggested we tag along to London for a honeymoon.
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I agreed because my love for her trumps my hatred for Europe.
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Then she hit a phase of morning sickness that knocked her for a loop and decided to stay home, but she insisted I go and take pictures for her.
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All of this could have been avoided if we'd followed my plan for a honeymoon, a steak dinner, a glass of Lagavulin whiskey, then vigorous lovemaking for two hours,
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and we're both asleep by 8.30.
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I have no interest in consorting with celebrities.
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The only celebrities I recognize are furniture maker Gary Knox Bennett, designer of the notorious 16-penny nail cabinet,
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and Magnus, the 5x5 bull elk I saw near my cabin two years ago.
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Took a shot at the bastard, and he stuck his antlers through the door of my meat shed.
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One day, Magnus, I will wear you as a jacket.
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The Zorpes are ridiculous.
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But, like the Founding Fathers, I believe in absolute freedom of religion.
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Also, their ceremonies require the playing of flutes.
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I happen to make flutes in my woodshop.
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What religion am I?
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Well, I'm a practicing none of your business.
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I won't publicly endorse a product unless I use it exclusively, and I really believe in it.
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My only official recommendations are U.S.
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Army-issued mustache trimmers, Morton Salt, and the C.R.
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Lawrence Fine 2-inch axe-style scraper oscillating knife blade.
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I broke it.
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It burned my hand, so I punched it.
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I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces
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and a pig head on a stick.
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Good.
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It was getting a little chummy around here.
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It's going well so far, but it's too early to tell.
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He was pretty far gone.
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I love being a father, but there are a few things I miss.
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Silence, the absence of noise, one single moment undisturbed by the sounds of a children's TV program called Doc McStuffins,
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there is no quiet anymore.
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There is only Doc McStuffins.
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I have tolerated Leslie's pro-government ways because her annoying kindness and generosity sneakily made me like her as a person.
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But I draw the line at corrupting America's youth.
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I'm sure I can get Allison a job at Tim Houtner's sawmill.
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I once did him a favor.
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I built his sawmill.
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Reminds me of when my dad made me choose
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which of my pet calves to slaughter with my own hands for my sixth birthday.
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I couldn't choose, so I slaughtered both of them. And they were delicious.
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Ann was getting a little chummy.
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When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.
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That's a genius move.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Lester.
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All my life I have avoided Europe and its multitudes of terribleness.
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But it turns out, much to my surprise, there is actually one place in Europe that is worth seeing.
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These tiny islands off the coast of Scotland, where God's chosen elixirs are distilled, barreled, and prepared for consumption.
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This is worth the trip.
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My first day at college, my father dropped me off at the steel mill.
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He didn't think I should go to college.
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But I hitched a ride, enrolled, and learned a lot.
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Hope Andy does, too.
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Every year, I give Leslie the same present I give everyone, a crisp $20 bill.
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And every year, she gets me something thoughtful and personal.
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It makes me furious.
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This year, she outdid herself.
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She had it installed over the weekend.
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It's so beautiful.
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I will walk deeper into the belly of the beast if it means I'm able to further limit reckless government spending.
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I mean, I have so many ideas.
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Some are simple, like take down traffic lights and eliminate the post office.
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The bigger ones will be tougher, like, bring all of this crumbling to the ground.
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All told, we were in there about six hours.
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And no, I was not meditating.
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I just stood there, quietly breathing.
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There were no thoughts in my head whatsoever.
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My mind was blank.
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I don't know what the hell these other crackpots are doing.
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Diane and I have been seeing a lot of each other recently.
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She is a sharp, confident, strong woman.
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Her children are loud.
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I don't want to seem overdramatic, But I don't really care what happens here.
Learn Real-Life English with Ron’s Unforgettable Dialogue from Parks and Recreation
Ever watched a show and thought, “I wish I could speak like that—casual, funny, and full of personality?” The video featuring Ron Swanson’s talking heads is perfect for that! Ron’s lines are packed with witty observations, sarcastic remarks, and everyday phrases, making them ideal for practicing natural English. Whether you’re prepping for IELTS speaking practice or just want to sound more like a native, this dialogue lets you dive into real conversational flow, slang, and tone.
Useful Chunks & Collocations to Memorize
- “ruining this country” – A dramatic way to complain about something you think is harmful (great for expressing strong opinions).
- “check in every so often” – To visit or contact someone periodically (common in both personal and professional contexts).
- “spills soup at a fancy party” – A vivid example of a relatable mistake (perfect for storytelling).
- “kindling on the divorce bonfire” – A creative metaphor for something that worsens a bad situation (shows advanced vocabulary use).
- “water that's lying about being milk” – A funny way to describe something inauthentic (great for adding humor to your speech).
Your Shadowing Challenge: Speak Like Ron in 5 Minutes!
Ready to try the shadowing technique (also called shadow speech or shadow speak)? Here’s how: Pick 3 of Ron’s lines (try the ones about child labor laws, Lil’ Sebastian, or skim milk). Play the video, pause after each line, then repeat it immediately—mimic his tone, speed, and even his dry delivery. Focus on matching his rhythm: Ron pauses for effect, so don’t rush! Do this 5 times for each line. You’ll be amazed how quickly you start sounding more natural. This exercise isn’t just fun—it’s a proven way to boost your pronunciation, fluency, and confidence. So grab your headphones and start shadowspeaks—Ron would approve (as long as there’s salami involved).
Wat is de Shadowing-techniek?
Shadowing is een wetenschappelijk onderbouwde taalleermethode die oorspronkelijk is ontwikkeld voor professionele tolkentraining en gepopulariseerd door polyglot Dr. Alexander Arguelles. De methode is eenvoudig maar krachtig: je luistert naar native Engelse audio en herhaalt het onmiddellijk hardop — als een schaduw die de spreker volgt met slechts 1–2 seconden vertraging. In tegenstelling tot passief luisteren of grammaticadrills, dwingt shadowing je hersenen en mondspieren om echte spraakpatronen tegelijkertijd te verwerken en te reproduceren. Onderzoek toont aan dat het de uitspraaknauwkeurigheid, intonatie, ritme, verbonden spraak, luisterbegrip en spreekvaardigheid aanzienlijk verbetert — waardoor het een van de meest effectieve methoden is voor IELTS Speaking-voorbereiding en echte Engelse communicatie.