Prática de Shadowing: Jim Pranking Dwight for 12 Minutes Straight - The Office US - Aprenda a falar inglês com vídeo

Dwight: What is this?

Jim: Happy Holidays, Dwight.

But don't open it till Christmas.

You're so pathetic. How long did this take you?

3 Hours? 5 minutes, actually.

I am a black belt in gift wrapping.

Yeah, no such thing.

They don't give out black belts for things that are stupid.

Well, I hope it was worth it, 'cause I'm gonna take it apart in about 5 minutes.

I think it'll take you a little bit longer than that.

Really? If I can skin a mule deer in less than 10 minutes, I ought to be to cut my way-- It's kinda blurry.

That's better.

Question. What kind of bear is best?

That's a ridiculous question.

False. Black bear.

Well, that's debatable, there are basically two schools of thought.

Fact, bears eat beets.

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

Bears do not-- What is going on!? What are you doing!?

Last week, I was in a drug store, I saw these glasses, $4, and it only cost me $7 to create the rest of the ensemble, and that makes a grand total of... $11.

Michael: Here's what's gonna happen, I am going to have to fix you, manage you two on a more personal scale.

A-A more micro form of management, Jim, what is that called?

Jim: Micro-gament.

Boom. Yes. Michael: Now, Jim is going to be the client, Dwight, you are going to have to sell to him without being aggressive, hostile, or difficult, Let's go.

Dwight: Alright, fine. Ring. Bill Buttlicker: Hello? Dwight: Hello, this is Dwight Schrute from the Dunder Mifflin paper company. Oh, that's great, 'cause I need paper.

Excellent, you are in luck, because we are having a limited time offer only on EVERYTHING.

Oh, this is my lucky day!

Michael: Ask him his name.

Dwight: What is your name sir?

I am Bill Buttlicker.

Really? that's your real name? Bill: How dare you!

My family built this country, by the way!?

Michael: be respectful, Dwight, please. Dwight: Yes Michael.

Dwight: You know what? Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, so I thank you.

Jim: Identity theft is not a joke Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!

Jim: MICHAEL! Dwight: Oh, that's funny, MICHAEL!

Bill: Hold on one second, that's my other line. Dwight: Wha- No- But I- Bill: Hello? oh yeah, I was just on the phone with a STUPID salesman, he's SO dumb.

Probably just keep him on the line forever and not buy anything. Okay.

Michael: It's up to you to change his mind.

Bill: Sorry, that was a family emergency. Dwight: Oh no! what's wrong? Bill: You know what? That's private. Michael: Boundaries! Dwight! Come on!

Karen: Hey. Jim: Hey. Karen: Who are you faxing so early in the morning? Jim: Oh, um.... Kinda hard to explain.

I don't have a TON of contact with the Scranton branch but, before I left, I took a box of Dwight's stationary. So from time to time, I send Dwight faxes, from himself, from the future.

"Dwight, at 8:00 A.M today, someone poisons the coffee, do NOT drink the coffee, more instructions will follow, cordially, Future Dwight." Dwight: NO!!

You'll thank me later.

Dwight: As I was saying, We're having a limited- Bill: You're gonna have to talk a little bit louder, I'm hard of hearing.

Michael: Sorry if he's an old man.

Dwight: Okay, as I was saying, right now-- Bill: Gotta talk louder.

Okay, our prices have never been lower. Bill: Son, you have to talk louder.

Dwight: Never been lower! Ne-- Bill: LOUDER, SON!

BUTTLICKER! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER! HE-- Loud Whisper* STOP IT!, STOP IT!

That is totally inappropriate.

You never yell at the client. You NEVER yell at the client. Bill: You listen to me sir. Michael: Here we go.

Bill: The three words I would describe you as is aggressive, hostile, and definitely difficult.

Dwight: Please Mr. Buttlicker, give me another chance. Bill: I'm irate right now. Michael: Give me the phone.

Dwight: I have to put you on with my boss. Bill: Well I should hope so.

Bill: Who is this? Michael: Hello, this is Michael Scott, Regional Manager. Bill: Well this is William M. Buttlicker.

Hello Mr. Buttlicker, how may we help you? Bill: Michael, I like the sound of your voice. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna buy $1,000,000 dollars worth of paper products today.

Dwight: Michael: See how it's done?

Thank you very much, sir. I don't think you'll regret it. Dwight: You are the master. Bill: There is one condition, Michael, Michael: Yes. Bill: you have to fire the salesman that treated me so terribly.

Dwight: Don't do it, Michael. Michael: It's a million dollar sale.

Dwight: Where is my desk!? Jim: That is weird.

Dwight: This is NOT funny, this is totally unprofessional.

Jim: Okay well, YOU'RE the one who lost the desk.

Dwight: I didn't lose my desk.

Jim: Okay, calm down, where was the last place you saw it?

Dwight: Okay, WHO MOVED MY DESK!?

Jim: I think you should re-trace your steps.

Dwight: Okay, I am going to tell Michael, and this entire office will be PUNISHED! Jim: Colder...

Jim: Warmer... little warmer.... there ya'-- ooh.... warmer....

Warmer! Warmer, warmer! Cold ,cold, cold! Back up... Ooh...

Ooh... Warmer... HOT! RED HOT! HOT! VERY HOT....

Dwight: Dwight Schrute, Jim: Hi, Dwight, um... What sorta discounts are we giving on the 20-pound white box? Jim: I've given you this information, like 20 times. Jim: I know.

Okay, thank you, gotta get back to work.

Michael: Okay, so Dwight, in your own words, "Someone replaced all my pens and pencils with crayons, I suspect Jim Halpert." "Everyone has called me Dwayne all day, I think Jim Halpert paid them to." Jim: YES, five bucks each, it was totally worth it.

Jim: You look cute today, Dwight. Dwight: Thanks, girl.

So, yesterday, Dwight found half a joint in the parking lot, which is unfortunate because as it turns out, Dwight FINDING drugs is more dangerous than most people USING drugs.

Jim: I'm just saying you can't be sure that it wasn't you. Dwight: That's ridiculous, of course it wasn't me. Jim: Marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don't remember.

Dwight: I would remember. Jim: well how could you if it just erased your memory?

Dwight: That's not how it works. Jim: Now, how would you know how it works?

Dwight: Knock it off okay? I'm interviewing you! Jim: NO, YOU SAID THAT I'D BE CONDUCTING THE INTERVIEW WHEN I WALKED IN HERE, NOW EXACTLY HOW MUCH POT DID YOU SMOKE!?

Dwight: Michael: "This morning I found a bloody glove in my desk drawer and Jim Halpert tried to convince me I commited murder. I think he may be the real murderer." "Jim Halpert said there was an abandoned infant in the women's room, when I went to save the child, I saw Meredith on the can." Michael: God.

Photographer: Smile. Dwight: No. I Never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates, once someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.

Jim: This came out really well. There ya' go. Dwight: This is humongous, I am not a security threat, Jim: Oh. Dwight: and my middle name is "Kurt", not "fart".

Jim: What did I write?

Michael: "This morning, I knocked myself in the head with the phone." Jim: That actually took a while, I had to put more and more nickels into his handset until he got used to the weight, and then, I just... took them all out.

Michael: "Every time I typed my name, it said "diapers"." Jim: Just a simple macro.

Jim? : Morning Dwight. Dwight: Who are you? Steve: Who am I? I'm Jim, we've been working together for twelve years. Weird joke, Dwight.

Dwight: You're not Jim, Jim's not Asian!

Steve: You seriously never noticed? Hey, hat's off to you for not seeing race.

Dwight: Alright then, Jim. Why don't you tell me about that sale that you made yesterday?

Steve: Wellington Systems, sold them 10 cases of 24-pound letter stock.

Or were you talking about Creeker Murphy? Because I didn't close that one yet, but I'm hoping I've got a voicemail from Paul Creeker waiting for me.

Please enter your password.

You have one new message. Dwight: How did you know?

Dwight: NO, NO, no, that is sensitive information, only for employees, not outsiders! Steve: Dwight, cut it out, I'm trying to work.

You don't work here! You're not Jim! Pam: Jim, I got us that dinner reservation, at 7:30. Steve: Oh, great, can't wait. Jim's at the dentist this morning, and Steve is an actor friend of ours.

I don't know who you are, but you are not Jim. THIS IS JIM! Steve: Dwight: Oh-- Oh dea-- Oh, how did-- Roy: So what's the deal, we have to pay for our own drinks? That's lame. Pam: Come on, it'll be fun, and besides, I'm a roulette expert.

Dwight: Impossible, roulette is not a game of skill, it is a game of chance.

Jim: I could always count on winning roulette.

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Dwight: Oh really? M-hmm. Jim: Yeah. Dwight: How would you do that?

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Jim: Mind control.

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Dwight: You can't be serious. Jim: Dwight: Are you serious?

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Jim: Ever since I was a little kid, like eight or nine, I could, sorta' control things with my mind. Dwight: I don't believe you, continue.

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Jim: It was just little things, you know? Like, I could make something shake, or I could make a marble fall off the counter, you know? Just little things.

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Dwight: That's ridiculous, you know what? Uh- Why don't you move that coat rack? Excuse me everyone, attention in the office please! Jim is about to prove his telekinetic powers. And he needs absolute silence.

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Dwight: Go ahead.

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Jim: Okay, I'll try.

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Dwight: Oh my god.

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So, yeah... Bye!

O que é a Técnica de Shadowing?

Shadowing é uma técnica de aprendizado de idiomas com base científica, originalmente desenvolvida para o treinamento de intérpretes profissionais. O método é simples, mas poderoso: você ouve áudio em inglês nativo e repete imediatamente em voz alta — como uma sombra seguindo o falante com 1-2 segundos de atraso. Pesquisas mostram melhora significativa na precisão da pronúncia, entonação, ritmo, sons conectados, compreensão auditiva e fluência na fala.

Prática de Shadowing: Jim Pranking Dwight for 12 Minutes Straight - The Office US - Aprenda a falar inglês com vídeo

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