تدريب Shadowing: Jimmy O. Yang Destroys Asian Stereotypes... - تعلم التحدث بالإنجليزية مع YouTube
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Ever since I was five years old,
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Ever since I was five years old,
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my mom had me believe that anything I do would make me sick.
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You go outside without a jacket, you get the flu.
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You go to bed with the fan on, pneumonia!
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God forbid you fall asleep with wet hair.
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You don't wanna wake up.
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That's it.
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You're dead.
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That's it.
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You're dead.
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That's fear-mongering, man.
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I'm not scared of anything anymore.
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I don't think I have any fear anymore.
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I used to watch that show Fear Factor.
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You guys remember that show?
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Joe Rogan hosted Fear Factor to make you face your fears,
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like jump off a helicopter,
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eat crazy shit, like pig intestines and sentry egg.
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I ate that shit for breakfast.
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This is nothing to me.
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Fear is not a factor.
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when I was like 10 years old,
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little boy, I was very scared because there was one kid,
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pretty sad story, in my class he had childhood leukemia and then he lost all his hair to chemo and everything,
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looking real frail and I was really scared,
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I was like, oh my god,
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is he gonna be okay?
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And my mom, she's a great mother,
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she saw how scared I was,
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so she came up to console me,
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she was like, Jimmy, Jimmy,
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you see, this is what happens when you play too much video games.
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That's fear-mongering, okay?
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I never played a game of FIFA after that.
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My mom was like the original fake news.
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I don't like going outside anymore.
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Too many crazy people, too many weirdos.
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One time I went to this dive bar in a military town, San Diego.
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Big military town.
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I love my military okay but I think sometimes yeah yeah
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but I think sometimes military people get a little too passionate
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you know thank you thank you exactly my point right there thank you I love military
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but they're just too passionate like I was at a dive
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bar this one military brother came up to me who's just
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like hey man I want to buy you a drink I'm
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like no no thank you I can I I can buy my own drink, thank you.
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And he's like, no, I wanna buy your drink.
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So at this point, I thought either he wanted to take a selfie or he wanted to fuck me.
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So I'm like, no sir,
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I think I can buy my own drink.
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And then he started telling me his whole life story.
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He's like, you don't understand.
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I wanna buy you a drink because I was stationed in Okinawa for four years
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and you guys have been nothing but nice to me.
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I'm like, you guys, you guys,
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Okinawa's in Japan, I'm Chinese, sir.
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And he's like, it doesn't matter,
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man, it doesn't even matter.
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I'm like, sir, I think it does matter, all right?
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I'm pretty sure the only reason you were stationed in Japan was to keep an eye out on Chinese people like me.
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It does matter.
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He was like, it doesn't even matter, man.
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I still love Pad Thai, okay?
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Maybe that guy run into BTS on his next tour. Who knows?
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My point of saying all of this is Asian people,
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we don't all look alike.
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We don't all sound alike.
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You know, we don't even do anything alike.
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We're just people, you know?
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Right?
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Like, everybody's different.
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Thank you, white lady.
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Thank you.
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Thank you, one white lady.
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I appreciate it.
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Thank you.
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She teaches magnet school down the street,
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a lot of Asian students.
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So tonight, I wanna offer you guys an advanced lesson on how to tell Asian people apart, okay?
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Yeah, that's right.
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I'm so good at telling Asian people apart,
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I don't even need to look at you.
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I can tell you what kind of Asian somebody is by the sound they make when they're disappointed.
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Because disappointment is our strongest emotion.
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Whenever we get disappointed, our ancestor just comes out,
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and you can't hide that, you know?
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Like for example, I'm Chinese,
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I know Chinese people very well, okay?
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When Chinese people get disappointed, we're just disgusted.
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We don't even wanna look at you.
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When you disappoint a Chinese person,
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they're just like, oh shoo, shoo.
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Shoo.
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Like they just walked into a smoky room and they gotta clear it, just like...
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Shhh!
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See, that's Chinese people.
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Japanese people, when Japanese people get disappointed,
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they just want to know why.
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They ask you a question.
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When a Japanese person gets disappointed, they just like...
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Eh?
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Eh? And that's it.
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You ain't gonna disappoint a Korean person, I wouldn't recommend that.
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This Korean brother might fuck you up, okay?
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Korean people are intense, they're ready to fight.
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But they're my favorite type of people because they're very emotionally honest.
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A Korean person will let you know when they're disappointed.
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They're real guttural with it,
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you know what I mean?
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When you disappoint a Korean person, they're like, ooh!
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Shiba!
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But they're still very Asian,
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so they're still real polite.
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They'll thank you with that.
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And they're like, My girl asked me,
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she was like, babe, what's your love language?
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I'm like, what?
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She's like, you know, your love language,
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like, how do you convey love to your partners and loved ones?
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Like, for example, a love language could be words of affirmation.
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Words of affirmation?
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I was raised by Asian parents.
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I've never heard one word of affirmation in my life.
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Nobody ever told me, Jimmy,
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you're so great, you can do it.
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They're like, don't fuck it up.
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Their love language is verbal abuse.
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I'm trying to figure out my love languages.
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Physical touch, right?
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It's another love language.
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Nobody touch me until I was 22.
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I'm not familiar with that.
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What are some other love languages?
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I like every woman just screaming out at their front, Act of service?
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Gift giving!
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I think gift giving is a good one, okay?
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I love giving gifts to my girl.
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She loves giving gifts to me.
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We love that, right?
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Like, for example, I love buying my girl shoes.
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She loves shoes, and we wear the same shoe size.
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The perfect gift for the whole family,
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you know what I mean?
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These are her shoes tonight, you know?
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It's me perfect.
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That's right.
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And in return, I let her wear all of my Jordans.
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Yeah, guys, you guys know that's love.
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Because Jordans to guys, that's our most prized possession.
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If we let you slip into our Jordans,
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that's like you letting us slip into you.
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You know?
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Same thing.
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But sometimes, sometimes I get a little nervous because her feet's a little dirty.
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Okay, and she's a white girl,
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so her feet extra dirty like you know
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White people I don't know what the fuck you guys do your feet all day
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You guys just barefoot all time frolicking around like Jenny from Forrest Gump,
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you know White people you guys got some strong-ass feet man just 120 degrees outside hot cement just like Pssst.
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Y'all got some hunter-gatherer feet.
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See, every culture, we got different feet etiquette, all right?
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White people want to get in touch with Mother Earth.
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That's great.
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Black people, on the other hand,
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I lived with a black roommate for six years.
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Never saw his toes once.
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He came out the shower with socks on, man.
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I'm like, what the...
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You got a sock drawn there, brother?
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Asian people, you guys know the rule.
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When you come into the house,
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you take your shoes off, right?
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You're like, we all know that.
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Yeah, yeah.
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But our feet actually never touch the floor.
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Because when you take your shoes off at the house,
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we got two pair of house shoes ready for you.
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And then when you walk outside,
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we got two pair of Crocs ready for you.
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And then when you come back in the bedroom,
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we got two other pair of slippers that we stole from a hotel in Vegas.
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We're ready.
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Our feet never touch the floor,
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we got baby soft feet.
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I think Asian people, our most natural love language is acts of service, right?
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That's what our parents did to us.
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They might never say I love you,
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but they did a lot of nice things for us.
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Every night, I don't care how busy my parents were,
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they'll come home and make a five course meal.
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That's love right there, right?
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You gotta give it up for them.
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You gotta give it up.
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See, we live in a very frivolous society, man.
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Everybody loves to brag about how much shit they have,
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how much money they make.
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We all brag, we all guilty of this.
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We all just do it in subtle different ways.
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Like white people, for example.
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White people never brag about how much money they got.
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They always just brag about how expensive their life is.
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Like, oh, Joey just started private school.
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It's so expensive.
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And our remodel is totally going over budget.
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Oh, and you wouldn't believe how much money we spent going to Fiji.
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I'm like, okay, Katie, I see your life, okay?
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It's a luxury, it's good for you, okay.
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Black people on the other hand, a lot more straightforward.
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Black people just tell you exactly how much money they spent on something.
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It's great.
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You guys seen it?
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Like my black friends or even like rappers, right?
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They love to brag.
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They're like, this car, 80,000.
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My mama's house, 500,000.
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This chain, a million dollars, man.
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I'm like, okay, you clearly don't have your priorities straight.
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But I appreciate the honesty.
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People love to brag about how much money they spend.
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Asian people on the other hand,
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we do the exact opposite.
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We love to brag about how little money we spent on some shit.
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Because the art is in the savings.
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You never pay full price.
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Like my mom, her catchphrase is, guess how much?
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Guess how much?
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Yeah, that's all people.
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You guys ever play Guess How Much?
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My mom would come home with something new,
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like a watch, she'll be like,
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Jimmy, Jimmy, guess how much?
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Guess how much?
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I'm like, Mom, I don't know,
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it's a very nice watch, like $5,000.
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And she was like, no. It's $200.
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Jimmy, my house?
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My house.
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This house?
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Guess how much?
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Guess how much?
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I'm like, Mom, I don't know,
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you live in a very nice house, like a million dollars?
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She was like, no. It's half off, someone died in it.
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And if you know the rules of the game, you always guess high.
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So you make the other person feel good about their purchases.
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Never guess too low.
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If you ever guess too low,
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that's the ultimate insult to an Asian person, okay?
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One time my mom came home with some new shoes.
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I guess too low.
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I've never seen her so disappointed in me.
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She was like, Jimmy, Jimmy, guess how much?
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Guess how much?
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I'm like, Mom, I don't know, very nice shoes, like $200.
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She was like, oh, yo.
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Do you even know about shoes?
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These are $500 Jimmy shoes, okay?
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Better Jimmy than you.
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- fear-mongering - تخويف الناس
- pneumonia - التهاب الرئة
- chemo - العلاج الكيميائي
- dive bar - بار غير رسمي
- military town - مدينة عسكرية
- selfie - صورة سيلفي
- passionate - متحمس
- crazy people - أشخاص غير طبيعيين
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