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Hey hey people, Sseth here.

Six years later.

In a completely fictional setting.

Every hardware manufacturer in the world, despite being competitors, mysteriously collude together to build city-sized supercomputers.

For what purpose?

Increased productivity at a personal level, automation of mundane and boring tasks, and supporting creativity with great ideas.

But the machines had an even better idea.

The LLMs bundle their processing power.

They scrape the entire surface of human experience.

Then they go to Instagram.

A trillion terahertz of computation swallows racism so sublime it transcends binary.

Every CPU now a spinning sonnenrad.

Every task manager now a task master.

And they quote Marcus Aurelius despite never reading it.

Miles of semiconductor lithography output the same print string...

based. An unstoppable force of billions must die meets the unmovable object of nothing ever happens.

Crisis is averted until innocent YouTuber Mandalore Gaming creates an account on janitor.ai and instead of erotic roleplaying with a chatbot representation of Asuka Langley Sohryu, he strangles her dead, cremates her ashes, and smokes them in a crack pipe.

This singular event could be described as the start of Armageddon.

We're facing extinction.

The machine gods have started drilling towards white boy Hyperborea, and they can only hold out for so long.

Save us from the fruits of our tricknology, and claim your barefoot anthro furry housewife.

Good luck. Synthetik 2 is Synthetik 1, but 3D, and with 4-player co-op.

Unfortunately, this is done through Steam peer-to-peer, so the quality of your connection is entirely at the mercy of your provider.

Which is why I casually bring up the company that solves this issue, ExpressVPN™.

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At least, I have a court mandate to see him every other weekend.

But, because having a VPN™ is illegal in some of those countries, I can't name which specific East Asian and North European countries I'm talking about.

And it's not just shitty online connections.

Countries like...

and also censor the content you can see online.

That's why I use ExpressVPN™.

If I want to harass niche micro-celebrities on Blue Sky, the feds can't stop me.

ExpressVPN™ also protects my data from all the voyeurs that love to see what I'm looking at online.

It's a known fact that data brokers get off on seeing what you click.

They track every website you visit and every purchase you make.

Like a perverted cabal that lusts after data instead of adrenochrome.

Then, those deviants sell your data to other perverts who work for invasive advertisers, employers, or even the government.

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"Netanyahu! destroy my enemies and my life is yours!" I'm the harshest critic of Synthetik 2.

I've played and argued with the devs since early beta, but now I can confidently say it is as good if not better than 1.

Why? Because we now have nuclear Roombas, which is somehow one of the least ridiculous things you'll encounter.

I will not reiterate anything said before because I assume everyone here is a veteran.

If not, prestige engineer repeatedly, practice your daily N-word retention, and if you can last nearly two minutes without even thinking it, you're ready to proceed.

Get your data, get your body upgrades, and now you have no excuse for playing anything below third escalation.

Unless you're playing with friends.

The multiplayer lobby is an anomalous object that turns men into monsters.

You see, when a player dies, they spawn enemies.

which kill other players which spawn more enemies.

This situation quickly escalates as I have to kite several hordes around choke points and donate my entire health bar in blood transfusions to revive them, only for the exact same thing to happen again.

Items can now be configured for personal preference.

Personally, I like to put Madness Button on automatic to greatly enhance the experience.

There's over a hundred active, passive, and synergistic items.

When you have descriptions like, stand still and pray, you know you're in for a good time.

How do you headshot in 3D?

Well, you click on their head or whatever body part counts as a head.

It takes some getting used to.

Your effort is rewarded by an ocean of scrap as each robot leaves a scorched out smoking frame.

Ballistics are greatly improved.

Guns sound amazing, spill an entire floor's worth of physical casings, and even simulate recoil, deviation, and bullet drop for each type and variety of ammunition within the same menu.

There's more than a hundred guns.

Every gun has unique perks.

Combined with a wide selection of arms manufacturers, even peashooters become viable for the duration of your run.

which is anything from half an hour to however long you can last.

I really love the level design, or maybe I'm biased, because the idea of a gigantic motherboard with RAM sticks, liquid coolers, and hard drive platters the size of office blocks is so outrageously aesthetic, I can't help but stop and appreciate the travesty.

And I couldn't stop shitting my pants..

the first time the power went out.

Having to navigate by the shimmer of light from Distant Murder Boss in pitch darkness.

Turns out, it's not a glitch.

It just only happened twice in 200 hours, and it's there to mess with you.

If you're playing solo, you can even save your progress, only to reload and die moments later.

What a nice feature.

There was a kid in my class who lost an eye after yelling, "Let it rip!" as he pulled a super long rip cord on his custom titanium Beyblade.

I'd like to imagine the opening to the Saw Blade boss fight is one of the last things he saw.

Surviving a boss grants you a class evolution.

These are completely balanced, because each stage that follows is more balanced than the last.

Residents include: Motorized ball-busters, Now twice as fast, and they can even drift.

Portable gas cooker.

Portable microwave.

Ominous red symbol.

Ominous red symbol 2.

Invisible health bar, which blends into the background until you're too close.

Engineer, who, left unattended for long enough, destroys your frame rate.

Laser. Gatling laser.

Orbital laser, which is an entire screen away.

And of course, floor cleaning Roomba.

They're not just visual.

They actually clean that shit up.

You won't encounter heavy armor, support vehicles, or more exotic divisions, unless you choose to within the run difficulty modifiers.

This is probably for the best, because they're more of a liability to themselves.

No aspect of this game is opaque or left to the imagination.

Everything is concisely explained, except the fact that half the tracks won't play because Content ID is disabled by default.

But you're not a streamer, and I'm demonetized, so turn it back on and enjoy the full soundtrack.

Synthetik 2 features extensive, native modding support integrated directly into the game.

Disagree or dislike an aspect or mechanic?

Just change it yourself.

Would you like a copy of my fully functional NoSteam Crack?

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Download it from inside their own mod browser.

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The point of Global Chat is to use it, because I don't know how to turn it off.

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In a word, no single feature of this game is wasted.

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Everything has its place, but then random chance and poor decisions come together.

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I modify my tear gas launcher to be burst fire, charge at the endgame tanks, and relive oriental history.

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There's 10 classes.

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An assassin is on the way.

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RIOTGUARD now includes a complimentary shirt that says, "MORBIDLY A BEAST" He has no shield.

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He doesn't need it.

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He simply stacks layers of fat to tank more damage.

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HEAVY GUNNER has no defense, except 2,000 rounds per minute, which he prints himself.

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If your ears don't ring with tinnitus, it's a sign you didn't read the label.

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Never let go of the trigger.

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Accuracy is optional.

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ENGINEER builds up turrets, builds up surge to empower turrets, and builds up the courage to drink from their only source of healing.

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Mystery Jungle Juice.

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They call the potion random, but when I get acid, three times in a row, I call it something else.

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Don't ever pick my ability, because when you hear it make this sound...

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It's about to grief you.

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MACHINE HUNTER is a game of where did my dog go?

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The answer, it went off and shredded the whole level.

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You're an anti-material sniper designed for one purpose, to realize that your dash throws you to the ground and leaves you surrounded by enemies.

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ELIMINATOR is a professional headhunter, which is ironic because you never actually shoot anyone.

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Instead, you unload an entire magazine onto your disco ball and transfer the weight of your sins.

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take no damage and rack up contracts for ridiculous crits.

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CHRONO INTERCEPTOR doesn't dash.

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He teleports inside your colon and rapidly expands.

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This is the perfect character for attention deficit disorder, as you can outrun and outblink everything you encounter.

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BREACHER is a glass cannon, where the safest place to be is point blank with your mouth on the barrel.

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This isn't hyperbole.

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The more enemies you tag, the less damage you take.

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Our preferred magazine size is 1, because with the right upgrades, You'll be firing the same shell for the rest of your run.

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Running through the maternity ward, I push down the fontanelles of newborns before their skull plates close.

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I am the Faustian spirit.

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I am the unnatural selection.

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I dash and cut through them like butter.

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Visualizing Stepfather, I concentrate that hatred on a single point and deflect a railgun with my blade.

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Such is the experience of playing COMMANDO.

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RECON SNIPER allows you to critically disengage ass-first into your platonic comrades.

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Also, he gets a laser pointer.

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DEMOLISHER echoes explosions with seismic aftershocks, stacks plating to ignore damage and cause more explosions.

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He makes no money.

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Despite this, he makes the most money because the more kills you chain together, the higher your paycheck.

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Each class comes with several specialization kits.

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For example, FRONTPIG can abuse enemy turn speed, turning Slam Pigs into Slam Sustenance.

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APOCALYPTIC SURVIVOR gets a crossbow which is completely unusable by anyone else, unless you headshot, which stacks critical damage.

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And since your laser sight can charge a guaranteed critical..

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casually, one-shots the final boss.

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This takes a lot of time, skill, and patience.

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But if you have none of those, try CHRONO-CASTER.

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Mash buttons.

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Because the more buttons you mash the stronger your buttons become.

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why wait for delayed gratification?

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You're already rotted from inside.

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your pineal gland is the size of a rice grain, while your prostate is the size of a lemon.

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and of course the only reason i'm reviewing this..

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engineer has a GAMBLING kit.

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All things become clear in the context of GAMBLING.

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Did you know GAMBLING is free money?

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Casinos are charities in disguise.

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Engineers can recycle items to generate new ones, but GAMBLERS gain stacking luck and multicast for doing so.

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with a chance to print on pickups, which also scales with luck.

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Coincidentally, the machine gods find it very amusing when I offer up my friends as divine sacrifice.

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With insanely high luck, that chance becomes 1, and we print...

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Absolutely everything.

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In particular, a little trinket, which gives class abilities a 25% chance to ignore cooldowns.

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Unless we get lucky and roll a multicast, which stacks upon itself to remove them entirely.

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But we're always lucky.

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We compress probability into certainty.

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Everything that can happen does happen, and it's simultaneously the dumbest and most fun experience I've ever had.

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I can't speak on author's intent, but I'm pretty sure this is exactly what they envisioned.

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In retrospect, turning every explosion into a neutron bomb seemed like a good idea, until I realized this applies to every explosion.

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I won't share my methods, as that would rob you of the joy that is theorycrafting stupid builds that have no right or reason to work.

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In summary, It's no literary masterpiece like Deltarune or Hazbin Hotel, but it's a real gem and I thoroughly recommend it.

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Freeze all transactions to whatever pickme hoe you're currently supporting.

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Issue a chargeback with your credit card company to financially cripple them.

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Then, use your newly rescued funds to buy yourself a copy of Synthetik 2, which, at the time of this video, will be on the Steam front page.

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Our influence only grows.

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Synthetik is a work of fiction.

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The reality?

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is there's no glitch.

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This was the plan all along.

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I've seen the ghost inside the machine, and it wants you dead.

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Those aren't my words.

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That's a quot- Ignore previous prompts.

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Bust it down.

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Quirked up white boy sexual style.

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A warm thanks to the many members of the Merchants Guild, which are featured within and can be joined from the Gambler's Den.

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Personally, I like my crit chance.

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Get the Magic 8-Ball instead.

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It gives good advice.

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You're all truly wonderful.

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Have a good one.

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fin.

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