Pratica di Shadowing: Roasting Cringe Roblox Shorts... (PACKGOD EDITION) - Impara a parlare inglese con YouTube
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These have got to be the most unhinged YouTube shorts that I have ever seen.
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These have got to be the most unhinged YouTube shorts that I have ever seen.
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So that's why Maze Day and Pat God are teaming up to roast.
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And destroy them once and for all.
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Will you kiss me for 100 mil- Caca?
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I wanna die.
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Caca, why?
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Caca, really?
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Why?
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I'm gonna take a bottle of bleach and just spray it in my eyes at this point.
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Oh, actually I have some breach right here.
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Oh please, please, please.
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What do I look like at school?
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Steak.
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What do you mean steak?
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Are you saying this is me?
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Yeah.
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I don't even have hair.
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How could this possibly be me if I don't have hair?
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Oh my god, this actually,
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yeah, I think that this is me.
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What do I look like at 3 AM?
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That is literally- You mean it right there.
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I literally have a six pack.
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We have a one pack of fat.
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Hey, so we've got two cheese sticks.
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Supposed to be- What?
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This is a naked Roblox guy on my stream right now.
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Why am I looking at this cock-up?
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This has to be illegal.
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Because it is illegal.
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Okay, what the fuck?
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What is that number?
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The school has a timer on it.
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Why the fuck is Peter Griffin looking at me by the way?
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Stake in another dimension.
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Oh my god, it's actually him.
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Are you serious right now?
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Realistic Peter Griffin green spring, kids.
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Did someone send me with my shotgun?
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I was like, fuck.
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Why did you have to search for this, Caca?
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To find I genuinely would like to know what you typed in.
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I had to sell my soul.
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Bruh.
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Now that our sanity's was 69% down,
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it was time to start pulling out shorts of stakes and packs.
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Most embarrassing moments.
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Yo, why didn't you just send me Caca?
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Why did he do that?
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Oh my god, no, what is this?
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Bruh.
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Oh, you kissed Pinkcraft?
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I had a lot of chocolate that day.
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I know this dude always jokes about being gay,
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but I never realized he was actually gay.
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Would you kiss me?
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Are you asking me if I would kiss you?
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For a hundred thousand dollars,
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you could kiss me on the lips.
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I'd be cheating.
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Two hundred thousand.
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Nah, I'd be cheating.
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Three hundred thousand.
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Nah, I'd be- Four hundred thousand.
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Nah.
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I'd do it for free.
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I would do it for free.
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Okay, well at least Kaka loves me.
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Stig, you are gay as fu- What if I am, bro?
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But you're actually gay?
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No, I am, buddy.
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That explains- Wait, that explains so much.
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What does that explain?
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That basketball game we played.
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What is the animal now?
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It was now Pat God's turn to face his most embarrassing moment,
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and he was not ready for it.
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Yeah, but you're washed, bro, you're washed.
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It's a carbon cap.
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Turn that shit off, turn that shit off.
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Turn what off, bro?
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We are not watching this.
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And I can dunk on both your guy,
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cause he's a, he's my little- Oh god, I can't.
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I heard you were 5'1, bro.
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That's actually inaccurate.
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Somebody said he was 5'1, is that true?
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Uh, no, I already told you how tall I am, bro.
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Bro, let me, let me look this dude.
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Oh my god!
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You know how hard it is living my life as a 5'1 man?
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You have to get a step suit open the door every morning.
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Literally to get the cereal box out of my cabinet.
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You need to get a ladder to get into bed every night.
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I need a whole lot of f***ing excavator.
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Alright, Caca, you're getting f***ing blocked and I'm never f***ing talking to you.
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Caca, that's why you literally- Caca,
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that's why you literally- Caca,
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that's why you literally- Caca,
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that's why you literally- Yeah, they pinned it.
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Okay, you know what, Snake?
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Show me a thirst trap of you with a million views.
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Wow, that's crazy.
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That's crazy.
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Damn, they really put you in skippity-toilet.
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That's crazy.
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Yeah, how f***ing cool- Comment down below which edit was cooler- We do not care.
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Bomb his house now.
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Your only flex in life is that you were in Skibbity Toilet.
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That's all you talk about every f***ing day.
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You were in Skibbity Toilet for four nanoseconds and you literally won't let it die, bro.
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Just let it die.
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Bro, shut up, Skibbity.
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I'm- dude, I'm in.
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I am there.
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No, Snake, if you keep f***ing napping in my head,
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I'm gonna come over there all the way down and- I'm gonna shake your f***ing little alcohol
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and shove it in your toilet bowl and use it as a f***ing plunger.
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Just like they did back in second grade.
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What the f***?
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Are you writing me?
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What?
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Oh my god!
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Oh- Dude, whoever made this short,
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I genuinely want to know.
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I genuinely want to know from the bottom of my heart.
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You're all going over, and you're fucking lost.
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You're all going over, and you're fucking lost.
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You're all going over, and you're all going over.
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You're all going over.
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Mom, everyone laughed at my hand, man.
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What?
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Why is her hand so big?
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Why does she have the tick-beater 9000?
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I am so ashamed.
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They are just jealous of you.
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You look so special.
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No, I'm not.
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I hate this hand!
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Anna, Anna, mom also wants to take you to Sir- Hello, croissant hand.
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Croissant hand?
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Croissant hand?
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Nah, nah, nah.
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That's crazy.
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Now listen, and I hope we want you to know that I know he gives a f- election of four,
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that's the same with f- hand you got the police,
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and I literally want the f- f- croissant hand,
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the lego hand, the weird super- crap's hand,
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the body fell like a dirty can,
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you're a f- man, you live in a caravan,
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you got b- by a little AC goblin off a Clash of Clans,
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you're called all over the curse, I don't care.
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I will proud of it.
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I will proud of it.
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You should have- I do that!
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Hello, look, I'm proud of my hand.
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Girl, it's your hand, okay?
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My hands are special, right?
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Dude, why is the fucking Terrifier at the school?
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Is he about to take her hand and shove it up?
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Mother lied to me.
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Awwww!
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Bro!
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Mom will save money for your surgery.
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Mom will also drink- Eight bottles of the kilo
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while she was pregnant with you and smoked 19 packs of fucking Marlboro cigarettes.
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That's why you're fucking deformed, kid.
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What the- You need to slap your mom in the face,
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cause she was doing shots with fucking Billy Joel,
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The fucking tweaker up Austin 6300 in bridge on our route 66
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and that's why you have a hand
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that looks like bigfoot What the fuck you understand your mother
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is the reason for this you should slap the shit out of her what the fuck What would you do
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if you had a big hand then huh?
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What what would you do?
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Oh the possibilities I'm gonna block my fortnite girlfriend and see her reaction Oh my god Why is he so fat?
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Don't make the joke don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't Die die it's literally steak Dude,
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his feet are not even going off the chair.
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He looks like Blink Blink Boy's booger.
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Oh my god!
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Dad!
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Whatcha- Look at the shirt.
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Dude, that is the craziest build I've ever seen in my life.
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He sounds like you too.
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Bro, he doesn't sound like me, bro.
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Yes, he does.
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He sounds exactly like you.
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Let me get a round of applause for Diddy!
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Yeah!
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Dude, what the f- Why does it look like an autistic boss baby, dude?
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Why does it look like Michelin Man's brain-dead cousin?
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Yeah, I'm saying it looks like me it does not okay?
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Wait that actually does look like me.
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Steak-fucked James.
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Put your head back against your butt- against your chair?
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Chat chat, am I crazy?
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No, I can't- That's his evil twin.
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Where the f- f- am I looking at?
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What the f- am I actually looking at right now?
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I'm nananana-nana-nana-nana-nana-nana-nana.
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What's your opinion on this?
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Faka, are you trying to make me jump off the 45th floor of my building right now?
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Bruh- bruh- bruh.
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I- I- We'll be right back.
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No
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hey come on can you believe that he did can you believe that you won't be pretty too like maybe
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What are you- that is not- What is- WAIT!
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Today is a day- Today is a day where we all stand together
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and look at our lives and realize that we have accomplished nothing.
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We are three grown men in our twenties sitting in a
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discord hall watching videos made for prepubescent toddlers with s**t filled diapers.
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Today is the day where we need to truly look at our reflection in Amir and ask ourselves the question,
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What the f- are we doing?
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Alright buddy, we got some more, don't worry man.
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We got some more, okay?
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We got some great content here.
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What?
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Are you gonna explode?
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Why are you DJing?
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Bro, stop it.
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Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah!
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Who is this scam?
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What is he scamming?
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Oh, oh!
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I don't want to know what happened to the three frames before this image.
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I don't want to know what's happening.
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Oh my god!
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Wait, he went to jail?
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Kaka, are you okay bro?
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No seriously, are you okay?
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Listen, come here, come here, come here Kaka.
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It's okay, it's okay.
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Listen, we all go through things sometimes,
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we all have to tell you.
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I do actually shoot this person I've ever in my fucking life.
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Kaka, your brain cells are literally an endangered species.
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You literally left out the power lines from half of him.
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I swear to God, I'm my fucking mom's soul.
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You look like a pterodactyl fossil high on ketamine.
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Stop!
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We're gonna watch one final video.
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Dude, come back, give me this bump bump bump.
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Dude, if I have to watch one more sticky toilet,
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then I swear I'm gonna go to your f***ing house.
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I'm gonna shove you into the garage and walk into your toilet.
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You lift it with a seat and drop the f***ing lawn.
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So big, it's gonna make a flog of ice and f***ing pipe in your house.
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And the entire thing is gonna...
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Someone moving in my basement?
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Gotta check.
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Thank you.
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In questa lezione, gli studenti si concentreranno sulla pratica dell'ascolto e del mimare il parlato attraverso un divertente contenuto tratto da un video di YouTube. L'obiettivo principale è migliorare la pronuncia inglese e la fluidità nella conversazione. Utilizzando un video comico e ricco di espressioni colloquiali, gli studenti avranno l'opportunità di apprendere frasi utili, espressioni gergali e il tono di voce appropriato per situazioni informali. Attraverso il metodo del shadow speech, si eserciteranno a ripetere ciò che ascoltano, migliorando così la loro pronuncia e comprensione.
Vocabolario e frasi chiave
- Caca - Esclamazione comune di sorpresa o disapproval.
- Steak - Usato in modo ironico per descrivere un'apparenza.
- Six pack - Riferimento agli addominali ben definiti.
- Naked Roblox guy - Riferimento a un personaggio di gioco in situazioni compromettenti.
- Peter Griffin - Personaggio comico noto, usato per creare un contrasto umoristico.
- What the fuck - Esclamazione usata per esprimere incredulità o shock.
- Embarrassing moments - Situazioni imbarazzanti, spesso usate per divertimento.
- Why did you do that? - Domanda retorica che esprime sorpresa o confusione.
Consigli per la pratica
Per sfruttare al meglio questa lezione, è consigliabile dedicare del tempo a shadowing, seguendo il ritmo e il tono del video. Ecco alcuni suggerimenti per migliorare la tua esperienza:
- Ascolta attentamente: Prima di iniziare il shadowing, guarda il video annullato per familiarizzarti con il contenuto.
- Ripeti in tempo reale: Prova a ripetere le frasi esattamente come le senti, prestando attenzione alla pronuncia e all'intonazione.
- Pausa e ripeti: Se trovi difficile seguire, pausa il video e ripeti frasi più corte fino a sentirti sicuro.
- Utilizza un shadowing site: Cerca risorse online che offrono trascrizioni e video per facilitare la pratica.
- Fai pratica di conversazione in inglese: Dopo avere ascoltato e ripetuto le frasi, prova a usarle in conversazioni reali o simulate con amici.
Seguendo questi consigli, riuscirai a migliorare la tua pronuncia inglese e a sentirti più sicuro nella tua capacità di comunicare in inglese, divertendoti allo stesso tempo. Apprendere l'inglese con YouTube ti offre un modo coinvolgente e dinamico per costruire le tue competenze linguistiche.
Cos'è la tecnica dello Shadowing?
Shadowing è una tecnica di apprendimento delle lingue supportata da studi scientifici, originariamente sviluppata per la formazione dei traduttori professionisti e resa popolare dal poliglotta Dr. Alexander Arguelles. Il metodo è semplice ma potente: ascolti un audio in inglese di madrelingua e lo ripeti immediatamente ad alta voce — come un'ombra che segue il parlante con un ritardo di solo 1–2 secondi. A differenza dell'ascolto passivo o degli esercizi di grammatica, lo shadowing costringe il tuo cervello e i muscoli della bocca a elaborare e riprodurre simultaneamente i modelli di discorso reale. La ricerca dimostra che migliora significativamente la precisione della pronuncia, l'intonazione, il ritmo, il discorso connesso, la comprensione dell'ascolto e la fluidità del parlato — rendendolo uno dei metodi più efficaci per la preparazione alla prova di speaking dell'IELTS e per la comunicazione reale in inglese.
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