쉐도잉 연습: Ricky Gervais Explains The BIG Problem With Noah's Ark | Out Of England - 영상으로 영어 말하기 배우기
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37,000 different species of spider.
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37,000 different species of spider.
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I mean, millions and billions of individuals in each species.
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And that's just one class, arachnid, of one phylum, arthropoda.
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There could be 5 million species of animal alive now on the Earth.
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Best guess, okay?
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And that's 1% of all animal species that have ever existed.
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99% of all animal species that ever existed are now extinct and that remaining 1% is 5 million strong.
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Take one of those species, termites.
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If we were to weigh every termite alive now, it would be 10 times the tonnage of every human being on Earth.
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And it's statistics like that that make me think that this book isn't totally accurate.
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It's the Book of Noah.
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The children's edition.
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I actually got this awarded to me when I used to go to Sunday School every week.
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I believed in all this till I was eight.
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St. Agnes Sunday School presented to Ricky Gervais.
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R-I-K-K-I.
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Like a fucking mongoose.
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Right? For regular attendance.
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Not even for being good at anything, just for turning up.
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Right?
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He's always here, give him a prize, he'll be back.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Let's have a look at the evidence.
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Long, long ago, when God first made the earth...
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I'll let both those points go, we haven't got time.
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Right.
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Long, long ago, by the way, according to the Bible, is 5,000 years.
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According to the Old Testament, the Earth is no older than 5,000 years old, okay?
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It's actually 4.6 billion years old.
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Let's pop that in.
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4.6 billion years ago, when God first made the Earth and sky, alright, don't big it up,
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it's like, it comes as a package, really, doesn't it?
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I mean, do you know what I mean?
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The sky was never an optional extra.
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It's like, made you a planet, I can't breathe.
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Would you like an atmosphere?
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Of course I fucking would.
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So, well done, but...
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Everything was peaceful, everything beautiful.
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God made human beings too, and he wanted them to be good like himself.
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Arrogant.
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But very soon they wanted their own way.
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They would not listen to God.
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They became wicked and did wicked things.
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Look at them doing wicked things there.
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You don't get much more wicked than that, do you?
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Fuck off, oh fuck off wicked!
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Fuck off wicked!
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God just looking on, oh carry on, see what happens, see what happens, oh see what happens, yeah.
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Oh see what happens.
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Bloke there running off with a big bag of money.
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Don't put it in a bank you cunt.
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God looked at them and said to himself, they are so wicked, I will have to wipe them off the face of the earth.
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Really?
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Really?
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Straight to genocide?
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What happened to one verbal and two written warnings?
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Straight to the annihilation of the entire human race because of fatty yellow trousers picked someone's nose?
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Really?
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Fuck.
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Anger management, Matt just...
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Calm the fuck down, let's...
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Just chill, let's talk about this.
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Wow.
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I read that to Carl Pilkington, right, who is, yes.
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Yes.
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Head like a fucking orange, I know, yeah.
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And I read that bit to him, they are so wicked I have to wipe my face to the earth.
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And Carl said, he sounds gay.
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I said, what do you mean?
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He went, some gays are a bit like that.
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He thought God was like having a hissy fit.
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Like he's like, no, they treat me like a bastard, I'm gonna treat them like a bastard, I'm gonna show them, I'm gonna wipe them out.
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I said, Carl, God is not gay, okay?
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Read the Bible, he hates them.
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They are so wicked, I would have to wipe them off the face of the earth.
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And every living thing with them.
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What's the squid ever done?
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Red God has gone mad.
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What?
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But he's not gay.
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God is not gay.
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But there was one man who was still very good.
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His name was Noah.
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He was a friend of God.
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Just a friend, so don't know.
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Just a friend.
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A friend with big, hooped earrings.
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Rouge.
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What's he doing?
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He lives in a cave.
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What's he doing with this?
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What...
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What are you doing?
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Seeing God.
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You never know.
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Handlebar mustache.
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Holding God's hand.
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Who's wearing a blouse?
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God is not gay.
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God said to Noah, I am so angry with men.
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You mean men and women?
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Whatever.
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I am so angry with men that I have made my mind up to destroy them all.
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I have stretched my bow in the sky.
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It is a rainbow.
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That's got to be the world's first pun, hasn't it?
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It will make so much rain pour down on Earth that everything will be drowned, but not you.
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I want you to build an ark.
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It must be like a big boat with three decks and a roof over it.
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Yeah, I know how to build a boat, mate.
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And you will make a door in the side of it.
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Do you think I'm a complete idiot?
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Noah did exactly what God told him.
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And then God said to Noah, now, okay, okay, now this is aimed at children, admittedly, but it's taken from the Old Testament story in the Bible,
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but I don't think the author of this book is a zoologist.
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As we've said, there could be five million species of animal.
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I don't think he knows them all the way he backs out very quickly in this next sentence, okay?
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I want you to take two of every kind of animal with you into the ark.
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Two lions, two tigers, two elephants, and so on.
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What?
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I've got lions, tigers, elephants.. so on. On you go.
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Look after them well and keep them alive.
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And Noah did what God said.
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Now, I wanted to study that scenario.
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Okay, so, God is angry with mankind.
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He's fed up with them, they're wicked, right?
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He's gonna wipe them out and just start again with Noah and his wife.
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He's angry with the animals too, for some reason.
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I don't...
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So he's gonna start again with just two of each species.
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He calls a flood, they build an ark.
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Noah goes, right, two of every species.
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Two, just two, right, quick, first two.
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There's a stampede.
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Two elephants.
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Two toucans.
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Just walking.
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There's no rush.
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Just drooling, baby.
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I think this one is a bit more concerned than this one.
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This one's probably going, should we fly?
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Nah...
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No?
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Nah...
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I could do this all night.
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No?
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Nah...
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Sure?
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Yeah...
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I mean, we've got wings.
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We've got feet as well.
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Why don't you want to push in?
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That elephant's looking at me funny.
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Make me funny?
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Yeah.
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I fucking am.
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If you try and push in, I'm gonna stamp on you, you.. you big-nosed twat.
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Hold on, who are you calling big-nosed?
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What do you mean?
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No, just pot calling kettle black.
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What the fuck does that mean?
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Well, you know, if a pot's black, I'll forget it.
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I can't forget it, I'm a fucking elephant.
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Oh, two camels, two lions, two ostriches, two leopards, two tigers, two zebra.
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Ah, here's the crux of my point.
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Just one species on the ark at the moment, the giraffes.
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They got their first longer legs, okay?
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Five million more species to get on there.
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So two of it.
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So two animals on the ark at the moment, 10 million more animals to go.
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10 million more of those, okay?
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10 million, okay?
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As far as...
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10 million of them to get on there.
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Just two on there at the moment.
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Look how much room they're already taking up.
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It's at a third capacity.
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What's it going to be like on there when these two fat cunts get on?
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Then God bent the barb of his anger and the rain came flooding down, covering the earth with water.
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It rained for 40 days and nights.
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The flood water rose higher and higher until it covered the tops of the highest mountains.
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Every living thing was drowned except Noah and the animals in the ark.
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And the fish.
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They were fine, weren't they?
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They were fine.
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They were loving it.
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They were better off.
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In fact, all the sea creatures.
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I mean, mountains underwater, their domain had increased like tenfold.
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Also, it's so much more interesting.
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You've got crabs going, I'm on a fucking mountain!
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This is amazing!
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I never want this flood to...
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I've never been up here before.
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I think of that when you see on the news, like if there's a little village in Gloucester flooded or something.
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It's really sad to see people, they've lost their homes, and they're in dinghies, and they're carrying their pets.
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And you see a little row of antique shops completely underwater.
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And I think of a fish just looking in the window of that antique shop for the first time.
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So that's a chaise longue.
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For a hundred and fifty days the earth was covered with water.
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Then Noah opened the window of the ark and looked out.
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The water seemed to be going down, but how could he be sure?
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Well, ask God, you've been chatting to him all the way through.
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Why are we...
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Why are we getting cryptic all of a sudden?
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He sent a raven out, but it soon came flying back.
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It could find nowhere to settle.
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Noah waited another week, and he sent out a dove.
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Why did the raven lose his job?
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But the dove came back too.
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See, the raven wasn't bullshitting.
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This is...
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There was still no dry land anywhere.
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But one day the dove flew out and...
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Why did the dove get a second go and not the raven?
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Racist!
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But one day the dove flew out and brought back a green olive branch
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and no one knew that God was no longer angry.
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Then God told Noah to let the animals out of the ark.
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They must once more fill the earth with living things.
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The first thing Noah did was to build an altar.
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He offered a sacrifice to God to thank Him for saving them.
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And Noah said, I will make a pact of friendship with you.
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I will never again send a flood to destroy the earth.
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The rainbow which I put in the sky will no longer be a sign of my anger, but a sign of peace.
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It will be a sign of my friendship with men.
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That is how it is.
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That is how it is used today.
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They took it literally.
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It will be a sign of my friendship with men, which begins today, and which my son Jesus will one day prove by shedding his blood for men. Who?
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Your sea.
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There wasn't a teaser campaign in the Old Testament.
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Coming soon, the sequel.
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And so when you've done wrong, and you're feeling very sad about it, think of the rainbow, and the peace which God wants to put into your heart.
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He has promised to be your friend, promised to be his, and that's just one of 12 in the Dove Book series.
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I've only got one, number nine now, although I think my favourite would be number eight just from the title, Jesus and the Cripple.
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Thank you, cheers.
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