Shadowing Practice: The Sprightly Spring Compilation | Gilmore Girls Compilation - Learn English Speaking with Video
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Oh, my God.
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Aren't they beautiful?
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Gorgeous.
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What are they for?
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My wedding.
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Your wedding?
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Emily, hi!
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Well, is this everything I said it was? And more.
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What do you mean they're for your wedding?
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Oh, it's this company sample place setting.
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Emily set me up with them.
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They did Celine Dion's wedding and Steven Spielberg's daughters, Jack Russell Terrier's Berk Mitzvah.
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You're putting me on.
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I couldn't make that up.
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Excuse me.
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This one's slightly asymmetrical.
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Fix, please.
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Hey, um, what is with the fancy place settings?
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I thought you were just gonna keep it simple.
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It is simple.
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It lights up.
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Just flip a switch.
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Simple.
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Tell me how my mother got so involved in all this.
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She's not that involved.
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She just mentioned the other day when she was here
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that she knew some people that could make some samples of stuff for us, like table settings and flower arrangements.
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We were gonna do the flowers ourselves.
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I know, but what a hassle that would be.
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It's to save money.
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Flowers cost a fortune.
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Yeah, but the sampling of what they're doing today, it's free.
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I'm not committed to any of this.
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I hope not.
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It's true.
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I say no, it all goes away.
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Not a penny is spent.
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Okay, and it's fun.
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I don't want to take away your phone.
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I just want you to be careful.
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See, you've entered Emilyland.
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Emilyland?
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It's an upside-down world where the Horschau house is considered low rent and diamonds less than 24 carats or crackerjack trinkets, and Bentleys are for losers who can't afford a Rolls.
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But I'm okay.
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Really.
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All right.
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I have to help Luke with the lunch rush today, so I gotta go.
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Go?
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We're fine.
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Okay.
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Bye, Mom.
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Is that a fingerprint?
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My God, that's a fingerprint.
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Who touched this?
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Let me see your hands.
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Suki, what are you downloading from Prague?
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Oh, this will much abuse you.
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Color samples for the big ceramic stands.
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Big ceramic stands for what?
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For the giant papier-mâché mushrooms.
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What are the papier-mâché mushrooms for?
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For the midgets dressed like angels to dance under, silly.
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Oh, my God.
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Emily found the best papier-mâché mushroom maker in Paris.
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He's much better than the guy that makes them in Belgium.
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What a hack.
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Suki, honey, I need you to stop staring at the screen for one second.
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We need to talk.
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Please, please, don't talk her out of these things.
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I do not want to die without seeing midgets dancing with a mushroom.
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Stay out of this.
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Oh, you're no fun.
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What is it, honey?
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You know, the danger of Emily World is that you don't always know you're in it.
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When actually you are.
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Oh, not this Emily World stuff again.
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Suki, have you run the numbers on any of this?
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What is this costing you?
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I don't know the full cost, but your mother is getting me 50% off of everything.
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She is so connected.
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Okay, but 50% off a load of money is still half a load of money.
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You don't have half a load to spend.
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Well, if I scrimp, I can afford a quarter load.
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That's still too much.
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Well, your mother said she'd chip it a little.
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Suki, that is way, way, way inappropriate.
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I didn't take her up on it, but it was nice.
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Suki, this isn't you.
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The midgets and the mushrooms and God knows what else.
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And it isn't Jackson either.
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What do you mean?
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We talked.
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You and Jackson talked?
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I'm sorry, but he came to me all upset, and I love you, Suki, and I love him too, and it just seemed like it was time for me to meddle.
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He was upset?
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He was pretty upset.
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Why didn't he just talk to me?
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because he's Jackson.
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He wants you to be happy and to give you everything you want.
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So what it comes down to is, is this what you want?
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Well, maybe the midgets are a little over the top and the mushrooms...
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Oh, my God, it's all sounding so silly now.
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You're coming out of it.
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Keep going.
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No, no, it's not what I want.
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We're supposed to keep this nice and simple.
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God, we have it all worked out.
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So go back.
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I will go back.
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That is if Jackson still wants to marry me.
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Of course he still wants to marry you.
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I'm going to call him and I'm going to tell him it's all changing back.
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Sorry, I got here as quickly as I could.
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Hi, Kurt.
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Do not address him as a scoundrel.
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I'm just doing my job.
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What's going on?
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Am I or am I not the head man in charge of floral deliveries?
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Yes, and one of the few men I know who would proudly declare that fact.
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I'm just doing my job.
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Stop saying that.
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This has to do with flowers we ordered?
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Flowers we did not order.
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I'm just doing my job.
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Say that one more time and I'm going to punch your nose.
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It must be a mistake.
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There's no mistake.
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I did not order these flowers.
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It says that you have to be here to personally accept them.
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I have to be here.
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Well, that's...
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I am headman in charge of flowers.
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I just do what I'm told.
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I want you to stop saying that.
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That's not what I was saying before.
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It's a little variation that will still lead to a punch on the nose.
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Daisy's no less as if I would order these pitiful little things.
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Foul things these days.
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He's just a nut shop from weeds.
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And look how many.
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I mean, there must be at least...
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A thousand of them.
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A thousand yellow daisies.
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That's right.
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There's exactly a thousand of them.
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Order states that there is to be exactly a thousand.
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Not a thousand and one, not 999, but a thousand.
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You ask for a thousand, I bring a thousand.
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I don't question the orders.
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I merely fill them.
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My job well done, Mr. Adolf Eichmann.
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I couldn't
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find a horse.
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You didn't have to...
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Don't say anything, okay?
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Please.
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You were right last night.
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I shouldn't have proposed to you like that.
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I mean, it was stupid.
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It was the wrong place and the wrong time, and I kicked myself the entire night for doing it.
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But you were wrong about something, too.
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I didn't propose to you because we were fighting.
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I proposed because I love you.
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We're in a bad pattern, Lorelai, and we have to break it.
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And other than that murder-suicide thing you were talking about, which would be illegal and messy, I can only think to be impetuous.
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This is outrageous.
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I am beyond offended.
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Did you tell them I'm beyond offended?
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Sending my food back?
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That's it.
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Get their names.
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They're never eating here again.
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Okay.
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Wait, what wine was he drinking?
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1952 Chateau Petrus, Bordeaux.
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Hmm, okay.
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Never mind.
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Hey, is everything okay?
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No. We have got to have a better screening system for customers here.
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Yes, we do, since we currently have no screening system for customers here.
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They sent it back.
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My food, my four-star.
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You haven't lived till you've eaten there.
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It says Ruth Reichel.
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Food.
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What did they say was wrong?
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You name it.
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Too salty, too hot, too sewer-y.
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Honey, calm down.
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Some people are just stupid.
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Yes, they are stupid.
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And stupid people have stupid friends, and they all have to come here and be stupid together.
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Okay, now, don't be mad at me, but I have to ask this.
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Are you sure there's nothing wrong with the food?
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Of course there's nothing wrong with the food.
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You don't think that I would know if something was wrong with my food?
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You don't think that I tasted every last dish that was sent back?
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I tasted it.
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Manuel tasted it.
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Rico tasted it.
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Luella tasted it.
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We all tasted it, and it tastes fine.
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Okay, do you mind?
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You don't believe me?
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I believe you completely, but it's easier for me to take on those who doubt you if I actually tasted it myself.
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Fine, go ahead.
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Okay, now I get the sewer-y reference.
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What are you talking about?
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Come here.
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Just, uh, send them out some free desserts.
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Free desserts?
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You're giving the stupid people free desserts?
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I love you.
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I love you, too.
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Okay, I love your food.
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You know that.
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Yeah?
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But I have to tell you that
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that bite I just had over there is one of the worst things I've ever tasted, and I've tasted some very bad things.
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What?
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Are you sure you didn't just accidentally drop something in the food tonight, like, I don't know, strychnine or manure?
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No, I tested each dish every step of the way.
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I mean, the base, the stock, the sauce, the seasonings.
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Are you sick?
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Because sometimes a flu or a cold or even allergies can throw your taste buds off.
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No, I'm not sick.
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I mean, I had a little bug last week, but nothing today.
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Well, I think you should think about getting a checkup.
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Maybe it was more than a little bug.
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The food was really bad.
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Oh, honey, it was just...
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Well, yeah, it was really that bad.
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I don't understand it.
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I'm sure it was nothing.
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Just have Manuel help you with tasting for the rest of the night, okay?
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Paris is going to drive me completely insane.
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Ooh, that looks good.
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No!
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Jeez.
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Be happy you're loved, hon. I got a Kit Kat in my purse.
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What's up?
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I don't know.
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It's weird.
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Suki must be sick or something.
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Suki never gets sick.
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No, she'll be fine.
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So tell me, what did Paris do now?
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It's nothing.
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It's just Paris.
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There's this speech contest for the Bicentennial, I wasn't even going to enter it, but I don't know.
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With the whole, it's my last chance to crush you before graduation comment, I want to enter, I want to win, and I want to dance around her saying, I win, I win, I win.
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Wow, you're getting more and more like me every day.
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But I know it's petty and stupid, and I should probably just ignore her.
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Yes, that is what you should do.
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Okay, that is what I will do.
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How come you weren't going to enter the contest?
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I don't know.
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You love doing school things.
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I don't love doing school things when it involves the entire school staring at me while I'm doing them.
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You have to give your vice presidential acceptance speech in front of the entire school.
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Yeah, but how do you do that?
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Oh, so you're just gonna go through life only doing what you have to do?
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Well, no.
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Because a person who wants to be a foreign correspondent for
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a living should probably embrace the opportunity to practice her speech and skills in front of a crowd.
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You had the motherly edge going there until you threw in the speech and skills comment.
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Yeah, you know what I mean.
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I know what you mean.
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Okay, I'll go out for the speech.
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Good.
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And if I get to do the I win, I win, I win dance, then so much the better.
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Yeah, for everyone involved.
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Oh my god.
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You're pregnant!
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Oh my god!
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I'm pregnant!
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You're pregnant!
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That's me!
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Rory!
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Paris!
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Oh my god!
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Hello, babies!
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Unbelievable.
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What are you guys doing here?
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Spring break!
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Actually, we came for Tulane's spring break and just stayed.
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We've been here a month.
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We're great lifeguards.
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I'm so excited to see you guys.
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Paris, you missed the spot I can see skin.
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So, when did you get here?
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Two o'clock this morning.
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I love two o'clock in the morning.
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You guys are having a good time?
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Uh, way better than most other people.
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We're very competitive.
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It took a couple of weeks to get the right routine down, but now we own this town.
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The Chamber of Commerce must be thrilled.
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I think the last place on earth I would ever expect to find Paris Gellner's had to break.
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Hey, I'm up for new things.
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Okay, well then we have to make sure you do this right.
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All right, there are rules.
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There always are in a civilized society.
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First of all, it is very important to find the right hot club every night, and it changes.
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What was hot last night is not tonight.
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Also, adjust your sleeping patterns for maximum partying.
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Mid to late afternoon sleeping allows the best all-night stamina.
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Okay.
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You got that, Paris?
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Were we really friends at one point?
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They do card at the clubs, but there's a million ways around it.
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Major flirting.
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Sexy voice.
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And if all that fails, make out. With who?
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Each other.
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Excuse me?
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We found that if we kiss each other, we can get anything we want from guys.
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Free drinks, food, t-shirts, boat rides, frisbees.
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Earrings, see-do's.
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Okay.
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Well, that is a good tip.
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Yeah.
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Maybe later I'll pants you for an Altoid.
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Hey, where are you staying?
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The sea sprite.
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That's cute.
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We've made out there.
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Louise, it's one.
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We've got to go get to bed.
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We'll come see you tonight.
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Hey, guys.
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I like the panty for an Altoid thing.
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Oh, no. The twins.
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God, they're everywhere. So?
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We can't compete against twins.
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Especially once they're caught under the whole kissing thing.
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Let's find another pool.
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See you guys tonight.
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Okay.
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Hey, why don't you go get us something at the bar?
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What?
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Then you can go talk to that guy.
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Uh, it's okay.
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Come on, go.
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Flirting seems to be a very big part of this spring break ritual, and I'm taken.
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I can't flirt.
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I have to live vicariously through you.
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Well...
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The banana eating contest is about to start on the upper level.
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Oh, it's real food, thank God.
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Um, Paris.
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Hey, um, do you know what those things are called that they hit each other in the pool with?
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No, I don't.
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Oh, just wondering.
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Are there points for that?
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No, no points lost.
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Hey, show me, come on!
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Coming!
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See ya.
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Oh, okay.
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See ya.
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Excuse me for thinking a banana eating contest was about eating a banana.
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This is fun.
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Yep.
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Hey, I think your husband's here.
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What? Where?
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Why don't you go buy him a drink?
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What, like a nice ginger ale?
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Or maybe you could get Madeline Louise to buy a drink for you and then you could go bring it to him.
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I'm waking to cheers after you're gonna fall in.
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We are shocked to be here.
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Well, that was the shortest relationship ever.
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What?
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He looked, he saw, he changed his mind.
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Sorry.
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I know nothing to talk me is new.
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Separate my life from no one was all there.
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Okay, what is going on here?
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What?
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Why is every single person in this place having a better time than we are?
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Well, I don't know that they are.
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Look around.
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Every single person in this place is having a better time than we are.
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Why?
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I mean, we've been doing everything everybody else is.
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We're here.
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In the hot place.
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So we're not great dancers.
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We did the hanging out at the pool part pretty well.
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We're not trying hard enough.
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What are you talking about?
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This is not a test.
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We came here to do spring break, and we are going to do spring break.
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Well, what else do you suggest we do?
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What are you doing?
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Are you crazy?
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Will Madeline and Louise do it?
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Madeline and Louise wear their underwear outside of their clothes.
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I don't want to do what Madeline and Louise do.
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I just thought...
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Just stop thinking.
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Okay, your thinking is very, very dangerous.
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Rory, get away from me.
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You're not my type.
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Wait, just wait.
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What?
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How was I?
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What?
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As a kisser.
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Oh, man.
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Well, I've always wanted to know, and you can't ask a guy, because that's a sign of low self-esteem, which I've read is really not sexy.
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So tell me, how am I?
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Too stiff?
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Do I need to relax my lips a little, maybe open my mouth more, make it more inviting?
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I need some fresh air.
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Hey, where are you going?
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Um, outside.
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Can I come with you?
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Oh, well...
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Maybe your girlfriend wants to come, too.
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Your girlfriend?
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I gotta tell you, that was some kiss.
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Oh, my God!
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I love you, I'm a friend.
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I'll be here.
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I'll be here.
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I'll be here.
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I'll be here.
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We're here.
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What's wrong?
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I'm here.
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I'm here.
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I'm here.
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I'm not sure how much it is.
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How do you say that?
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Just answer me.
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No, you're my friend.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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Go!
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What the hell?
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Whoa!
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Hey!
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What the hell is happening?
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Are there holes coming out of there?
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We would have heard the China breaking.
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Oh, good.
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Why aren't you running?
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Why shouldn't we be running?
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To get to the church. For what?
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For the wedding.
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I thought this was the wedding.
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This was the grandmother's wedding.
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Now we do the mother's wedding.
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Why do we have to run?
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Because there's 58.6 in 62 Korea.
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Oh, boy!
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Go!
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Don't slow down.
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My shoes are slippery.
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Suck it up.
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Hey!
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Hi, Christopher!
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Chris, do you remember Suki and Jackson?
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Yeah, nice to see you again.
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You too.
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Nice day for a wedding.
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Beautiful.
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Why are we running?
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Fifty-eight seats, 62 Koreans.
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Come on for me, baby!
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I'm on it!
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What do you see?
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Do you see anything open?
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We'll take two and two.
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Two and two is fine.
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We can find four together.
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I don't think we can.
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I see something.
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Patty!
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Patty!
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Oh, hi, honey.
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What a pretty dress.
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All the things you could pull off with that body.
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These all taken?
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Oh, no, I just thought I'd save some in case.
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Here, come sit.
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It's a madhouse in here.
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How did you get all these seats together?
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Honey, I've been here all night.
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You're kidding?
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Why?
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Fifty-eight seats is the same.
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You're kidding, why?
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Fifty-eight seats and sixty-two Koreans?
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Please.
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Everything all right?
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Uh, yeah, Mrs. Kim, everything's fine.
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Hm, the dress looks different.
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Really? Does it?
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Everything looks different through the eyes of a bride.
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Rory, can you excuse us a moment?
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Sure, I'll be right outside.
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Mama, is something wrong because of the dress?
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Forget the dress.
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Sit down, please.
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Please.
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Uh, Lane, I have something very upsetting to talk to you about.
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Oh, what?
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It concerns the wedding night.
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Oh, boy.
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Yes, oh, boy.
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Marriage is a job, Lane.
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There are rewards that come with this job, but there are also sacrifices.
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There are things you're going to have to do.
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Things?
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Terrible things.
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Mama, you don't have to.
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You need to hear this.
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You need to know what to expect.
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It will start early.
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What will?
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The man's expectations.
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It starts early.
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It starts early.
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At the wedding, actually.
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At the wedding, you're going to have to kiss him.
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Mama.
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You will then be expected to share a bed tonight, and when you're in that bed, you're expected to...
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Mama, please.
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You're going to have to do it with this boy, Lane.
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You're just going to have to do it.
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Hopefully, if you're lucky like me, you'll only have to do it once.
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I'm
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going to
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go to the next stage.
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It's a very nice ceremony.
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It was.
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The second one.
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I know.
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Thank you for doing two ceremonies.
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It was very important to your grandmother.
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It was fun.
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Made my wedding seem a little more special.
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Well, it's good you see it that way.
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All right, well, all my guests are gone.
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I'm going home.
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Are you sure?
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I'm going to wear earplugs tonight.
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The good ones that expand in your ear, so I won't be able to hear anything
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that might be going on out in the street at all hours of the night.
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Thank you, Mama, for everything.
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And look at it this way.
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You're not losing a daughter.
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You're gaining a son.
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Who likes to wear a dress?
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He had better make you happy.
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He will.
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Don't let him take pictures in that thing.
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We're on, boys.
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Excuse me.
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Where do you want it, sir?
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Close, dude.
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Really, really close.
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Roger, we'll go.
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Drop it and stack it, boys.
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Excuse me, hold on a second.
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There's something wrong with your dress here.
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Got it.
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Yes, my wife's got legs.
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So let's get this party started.
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Hello?
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Um, I wasn't sure if you still wanted me to come over.
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Oh, I do.
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I do.
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I absolutely do.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah, I'm totally and completely...
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You're teasing me.
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Yeah, a little.
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But I did appreciate the enthusiasm.
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So how long until you get here?
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Actually, uh, not long at all.
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Why?
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Where are you?
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Right outside.
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Uh, what the...?
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Honey, you're home.
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Oh, my God.
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Here, let me take your clothes.
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Uh, thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Interesting music.
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Well, glad you like it. So what's that?
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Oh, just some appetizers before dinner.
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Before dinner?
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Yes.
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We going out?
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No. Ordering pizza?
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Nope. So...
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I made you dinner.
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Excuse me?
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Steak, green beans, mashed potatoes.
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Wait, you made me dinner?
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That's right.
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You made me dinner? And dessert.
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Okay, what is going on here?
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I'm sorry, I thought it was obvious.
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It's Donna Reed night.
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Well...
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What can I say?
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You can say it's perfect.
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It's perfect.
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Thank you.
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How is it really?
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It's perfect.
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Yeah?
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It's amazing.
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I mean, I've never had anyone make dinner for me before.
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Except my mom, and believe me, it's not the same.
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I'm extremely glad to hear that.
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Wait, wait.
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You want to save room for dessert, right?
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Oh, that's right.
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So, what's for dessert?
626
Lime Fantasy Supreme. Which is...
627
Oh.
628
Green jello and cool whip.
629
You were insane.
630
Oh, no, I forgot to make the rolls.
631
What?
632
I was going to make rolls.
633
Well, that's okay.
634
I can't believe I forgot them.
635
But my second one is by far superior.
636
My second one is populated with characters slightly less eccentric but supremely real, made of flesh and bone, full of love, who are my ultimate inspiration for everything.
637
Richard and Emily Gilmore are kind, decent, unfailingly generous people.
638
They are my twin pillars without whom I could not stand.
639
I am proud to be their grandchild.
640
But my ultimate inspiration comes from my best friend, the dazzling woman from whom I received my name and my life's blood, Lorelei Gilmore.
641
Girl, hang in there.
642
My mother never gave me any idea
643
that I couldn't do whatever I wanted to do or be whomever I wanted to be.
644
She filled our house with love and fun and books and music, unflagging in her efforts to give me role models, from Jane Austen to Eudora Welty to Patti Smith.
645
As she guided me through these incredible 18 years, I don't know if she ever realized that the person I most wanted to be was her.
646
I'm not crying.
647
Crying a little.
648
Crying a little, but not blubbering.
649
That's what we meant when we said no crying.
650
No blubbering.
651
Thank you, Mom.
652
You are my guidepost for everything.
653
I'm the virgin blubbering here.
654
Not doing too well myself.
655
Not you, too.
656
I'm blubbering.
657
You freaks.
658
As we prepare ourselves.
659
Congratulations, Rory.
660
Thank you, Headmaster.
661
Diana Christine Godvey.
662
Lorelei, really?
663
I taught her everything I know.
664
How was my speech?
665
It made everyone cry, including Stone Cold Luke.
666
Luke, you old softie.
667
I will never live this down.
668
Not with me in your life.
669
I gotta go.
670
I gotta get back to the diner.
671
Thanks for coming, Luke.
672
Oh, sure.
673
The building's amazing. So are you.
674
Thanks.
675
It really was great of you to come, Luke.
676
It meant a lot to her.
677
It was fun.
678
Oh, jeez.
679
Oh, where...
680
John Lawrence Gelford.
681
Lorelei Victoria Gilmore Gretchen Breedman
682
Hey, Mom, Dad.
683
Lorelai.
684
Well, I did it.
685
Yes.
686
Raul thinks you got some good footage.
687
I should hope so.
688
He certainly cost enough.
689
Oh, for sure.
690
It'll be great.
691
Congratulations, Lorelai.
692
Thank you.
693
Glad you guys came.
694
Yes, well, we should get going.
695
I guess we'll see you tomorrow for dinner.
696
Hey, wait.
697
Hey, wait.
698
Aren't we gonna take a picture?
699
Excuse me?
700
The three of us?
701
Me in the middle with the gown, you know, the traditional pose?
702
Well, we don't have a camera with us.
703
Hold on.
704
That's a camera?
705
That's a camera!
706
That looks like a toy.
707
Oh, Raul, would you mind?
708
Yeah.
709
Okay. So.
710
Okay, on the count of one, two, three.
711
Cheese.
712
We're so proud of you.
713
Yeah, you were great up there.
714
Thanks, you guys.
715
Where's Rory?
716
No Rory?
717
She called your cell, and I answered, and she said she got hung up on something or other, and she'll see you at home.
718
Hung up?
719
Hung up where?
720
Is she okay?
721
She said she's fine.
722
She's sorry, but fine.
723
Oh.
724
Why did you go to New York?
725
To see Jess.
726
Boy, do you know how to bury the lead?
727
I don't know what happened.
728
You went to New York to see Jess.
729
It was the stroke.
730
It made me someone else.
731
And after his phone call last night...
732
That was him?
733
It did something to me.
734
I don't know what.
735
In fact, you should take the phone away from me, too.
736
That's right.
737
Add it to the list.
738
No books, no music, no phone.
739
Okay, Rory.
740
I'm a horrible person.
741
You're not a horrible person.
742
I'm sick.
743
I'm ill.
744
I'm cracked.
745
This is not who I am.
746
If I were to write this down in my diary and I would read it, I would be like, who is this freak?
747
This isn't me.
748
This isn't my diary.
749
I wouldn't do this.
750
I wouldn't skip school when I have finals coming up to go see a guy
751
that isn't even my guy and end up missing my mother's graduation, which I wanted to be at so badly.
752
That's someone else.
753
That's someone flighty and stupid and dumb and girly.
754
And, I mean, I missed your graduation, which is the worst thing I could have possibly done.
755
I mean, I hurt you, and I had to spend hours on a stinky bus next to a guy that was spitting into a can, just thinking about all the minutes that were going by
756
that I wasn't at your graduation and they were hurting you
757
and they should have been hurting you because it was
758
so selfish of this person who wasn't me to do what she did.
759
Okay, my God, take a breath.
760
I don't deserve a breath.
761
No breaths.
762
You should add that to the list.
763
You should beat me, ground me, take the phone away and deprive me of air.
764
Okay, look, nobody wants to say this any less than me, but maybe you don't have a medical condition or a mental problem.
765
Maybe, honey, you are falling for Jess.
766
No. Well...
767
No, I love Dean.
768
Dean is my boyfriend.
769
He will always be my boyfriend.
770
That's it.
771
Just remember that pinning guys in the corner and shoving your tongue down their throats can sometimes come off as desperate.
772
But I am desperate, I swear.
773
I might go home with the ambassador from Luxembourg.
774
Come on, there'll be plenty of eligible bachelors there tonight.
775
Like who?
776
The groomsmen, for starters.
777
Uh, Tripp Wallison is looking good.
778
You always think he's looking good?
779
Because he always is anyway, so do you.
780
Alexandra and Megan have both slept with Tripp.
781
Small world.
782
Oh, there's always Logan.
783
I've been there, done that.
784
Shush.
785
What shush?
786
You should talk.
787
Rory is Logan's girlfriend.
788
Oops.
789
Oh, my God.
790
You're Rory Rory.
791
I'm so retarded.
792
Don't worry.
793
This was way before you guys started dating.
794
This was back around Thanksgiving?
795
Last Thanksgiving?
796
It meant nothing.
797
Believe me, meaningless.
798
Walker will have sex with anyone.
799
I will.
800
And I'm sure you know Logan and I dated, but that was ages ago.
801
Eons, back when he drove a Z3.
802
And then we had a stupid one-night stand this December, but there's nothing between us, I swear were just friends who drank too much spiked eggnog, and now he's met you, and I think you guys are so great together, really.
803
Thanks.
804
I'm sorry, I didn't know that you slept with Logan.
805
I thought you two just messed around.
806
No, you said you just messed around with him.
807
I said that he and I hooked up.
808
I meant hooked up, hooked up.
809
I thought you just meant hooked up, like messed around.
810
How come you never told me you messed around with Logan?
811
Why am I not in the loop?
812
I'm with Liam.
813
Officially nothing happened.
814
Oh, these shoes are killing my heat.
815
Just scrunch up your toes a little bit.
816
That's what I'm doing.
817
It feels good.
818
Did you hook up with Logan around Thanksgiving?
819
No way.
820
I was in beer it.
821
Okay, ladies, time to line up.
822
The processional's about to start.
823
Rory, you better go find your seat.
824
I look like RuPaul.
825
Where's my flowers?
826
Does Sophia have the flowers?
827
She's at the party, Rory.
828
Oh, just FYI, before I got together with Liam, he slept with half the Upper East Side, and now he's loyal as a dog.
829
I need my flowers.
830
Oh, I already have my flowers.
831
Oops.
832
Okay, bye, Rory.
833
Bye.
834
Rory.
835
You didn't say a word.
836
You just let me walk into a room full of girls you'd had sex with.
837
Oh, no, wait, I am sorry.
838
You only had sex with two of them.
839
One of them you just fooled around with, whatever that means.
840
She spared me the exact parameters of the fooling around.
841
You want to fill me in?
842
Rory.
843
You know what?
844
Never mind.
845
I've got a good imagination.
846
I can figure it out.
847
Okay, look.
848
I can't believe it.
849
You didn't just cheat on me.
850
You really cheated on me.
851
I didn't cheat on you.
852
Oh, so you didn't sleep with...
853
No, I did, but we were broken up.
854
No, you were broken up, not me.
855
I thought we were just taking some time.
856
Apart, not seeing each other.
857
Yes, taking some time, not seeing each other for a while.
858
That doesn't mean broken up.
859
Oh, come on.
860
No, when...
861
To break up, you have to tell the other person.
862
You can't just decide that you're broken off and then just go off and...
863
God, I can't believe I fell for all your stupid tricks.
864
The coffee cart and going to my mother.
865
You went to my mother.
866
Why would you bother going through that?
867
You had plenty of backup.
868
What do you need me for?
869
Because I love you.
870
No, don't.
871
Rory, I didn't cheat on you.
872
I didn't lie to you.
873
You didn't tell me.
874
Of course not.
875
Why would I tell you?
876
Why would I want you to be hurt and upset and angry?
877
Blondie, dizzy.
878
I love the cover.
879
Pretending all those girls were worthless idiots.
880
They are worthless idiots shooting their mouths off in front of you like that.
881
It's not their fault.
882
It is their fault.
883
They love doing crap like this, causing trouble.
884
We were only apart for, like, two seconds, and you managed to sleep with every one of your sister's friends.
885
How did you even do that?
886
I mean, did you work them in shifts?
887
Were there charts, signals, B-12 shots?
888
I was depressed.
889
I was lonely.
890
I was upset.
891
I've known these girls forever.
892
It was just companionship, okay?
893
It meant nothing.
894
Don't be at the apartment between 10 and 1 tomorrow so I can get my stuff.
895
Doyle and I broke up.
896
I know.
897
I sort of ran into Doyle earlier.
898
Oh, yeah?
899
Yeah.
900
He looked pretty upset.
901
I don't care.
902
Okay.
903
So, is that why you came over here?
904
Because you heard that we broke up?
905
Well, yes.
906
You're a really good friend.
907
Oh, not really.
908
I throw you out.
909
I treat you like dirt.
910
No one else can stand me, but you come over to make sure I'm all right.
911
Well, Paris.
912
Yeah?
913
In the name of full disclosure, I should tell you, Logan and I broke up, too.
914
Today.
915
I'm moving out.
916
How come?
917
He cheated on me.
918
With an entire wedding party.
919
Oh.
920
Nice.
921
Yeah.
922
Men suck.
923
They do suck.
924
You can't count on them.
925
They never have your back.
926
No, they don't.
927
They make you love them, and then they let you down, and you're walking around with a stomachache for the next six months.
928
Is that how long it lasts?
929
I don't know.
930
I hope it's only six months.
931
Yeah, me too.
932
You can stay here, you know, if you want.
933
Really?
934
Sure.
935
Take my room if you want.
936
I've been sleeping at my craft's table lately.
937
Thanks, Paris.
938
Sure.
939
You hungry?
940
I got food coming.
941
Starving.
942
Hey, I just realized when the food arrives now, I really can ask someone to get the bowls.
943
Silver lining, huh?
944
Sure is.
945
I feel ridiculous.
946
You look great.
947
I look like a Clydesdale.
948
You look like you're comfortable.
949
People are staring.
950
Because you look great.
951
Yes, what a shame your grandfather isn't here.
952
He'd fall in love with me all over again.
953
I think we came in through the storeroom.
954
Nope, this is it.
955
This is the antique store?
956
You have to dig, but you can find some great stuff here.
957
This is ridiculous.
958
No one can run a quality business like this.
959
The place is dusty and disorganized, and you can't possibly...
960
Oh, now that is gorgeous.
961
Look at the woodwork.
962
It's exquisite.
963
I wonder if it has a mate.
964
Grandma, look at this.
965
It's got, like, little flowers all over it.
966
It's very pretty.
967
Is it something special?
968
Do you like it?
969
Yeah.
970
Then it's something special.
971
Hi.
972
Lane, this is my grandma.
973
Grandma, this is my friend Lane.
974
Well, I've heard a lot about you.
975
It's nice to meet you.
976
Uh, Rory, can I talk to you for a sec?
977
Go talk.
978
I have a lot of looking to do here.
979
Problem.
980
Hit me.
981
It's been a week since that party, and still, he has not called.
982
Henry.
983
He said he'd call.
984
Maybe he's been busy.
985
Maybe he has a girlfriend.
986
Lane.
987
A tiny, perfect Korean girl that his parents will love and approve of.
988
Lane, you are a tiny, perfect Korean girl that his parents will love and approve of.
989
No, they'd know.
990
Know what?
991
Know that I listened to the wrong music and wish I could go blonde without looking like an idiot.
992
Or that I'd take a whopper over kimchi in a heartbeat.
993
Now you're just going crazy.
994
So he doesn't like me, he's not gonna call.
995
It's not the end of the world.
996
I'll live.
997
I'll go on.
998
There's always college.
999
Unless my parents get their way and then it's, I take the Jesus to be my lawful wedded husband.
1000
Lane, with all due respect to your fiancé, Henry will call.
1001
No, he's not.
1002
Well, then why did he talk to you all night?
1003
Well...
1004
And follow you around everywhere you went? Because...
1005
And ask you to dance six times.
1006
Was it six times?
1007
It was six times.
1008
And he did not ask you to dance six times because you're a good dancer.
1009
Because to tell you the truth, and as much as I love you, you're not.
1010
Really?
1011
You are an embarrassment to the art of dancing.
1012
Thank you.
1013
That's mid-19th century.
1014
Four different kinds of wood.
1015
Is it missing in inlay?
1016
No, I thought it was missing in inlay.
1017
Perfect condition. For condition.
1018
How much?
1019
$3,500 for the pair.
1020
You must be joking.
1021
No, no joke.
1022
Well, they're nice, but they're certainly not that nice.
1023
Not a better pair on the East Coast.
1024
$2,000.
1025
You're from Hartford?
1026
Yes.
1027
Ah.
1028
It hardly matters where I'm from.
1029
I know these pieces are overpriced.
1030
Look on the bottom.
1031
They're not signed.
1032
Look on the bottom.
1033
Are they signed?
1034
Look on the bottom.
1035
They're signed.
1036
How do I know that's authentic?
1037
You have my word.
1038
And a letter of authentication? That too.
1039
It's like watching the Williams.
1040
I wish we had popcorn.
1041
Insulting.
1042
I won't take it.
1043
Then someone else will.
1044
Eventually, maybe.
1045
I can wait.
1046
So can I.
1047
That's my last offer.
1048
I'll think about it.
1049
I'll wait the tax.
1050
And throw in delivery.
1051
We appreciate your business.
1052
I like that woman.
1053
And you know what?
1054
I like these shoes.
1055
You're becoming one of us, Grandma.
1056
Sookie, Mom, 34, 35.
1057
Can't look.
1058
Make it moraine.
1059
37, fine science.
1060
You got a package.
1061
39, got to count.
1062
40, can't overwit.
1063
I think it's your wedding invitation.
1064
Woo!
1065
Jimmy!
1066
Oh, I didn't see him!
1067
Oh, you're gonna love these.
1068
They're pearly white with this beautiful lavender strut.
1069
Oh.
1070
I'm gonna choke somebody by the neck until brains ooze out of their ears.
1071
What?
1072
They're beautiful.
1073
The name.
1074
Look at the name.
1075
The marriage of his daughter, Susie St. James.
1076
Who's Susie St. James?
1077
I think it's you.
1078
What am I gonna do?
1079
It could be changed.
1080
At least I have to go out in a week.
1081
We're calling right now.
1082
I am so not a Susie.
1083
Good morning, beautiful morning.
1084
It sucks from where I'm sitting.
1085
Heartbreak.
1086
Lorna, you remember tomorrow afternoon, though?
1087
I remember.
1088
Big plans?
1089
Yes.
1090
My mother is coming to visit.
1091
Hello.
1092
Yes, customer service, please.
1093
Thanks.
1094
Sorry. About what?
1095
You said your mother's coming for a visit.
1096
But I'm excited.
1097
I never get to see her.
1098
Oh, I must be projecting.
1099
Your mother's coming for a visit.
1100
She's coming down for three days.
1101
Is she staying here?
1102
No, she stays with me, of course.
1103
In your tiny place?
1104
Oh, she's fine with it.
1105
I mean, we stay up all night gabbing and watching movies.
1106
We have a ball.
1107
Wow.
1108
I can't wait to meet her.
1109
Oh, hello.
1110
Yes, we have a problem with some wedding invitations we ordered.
1111
Okay, they're transferring me.
1112
I heard that.
1113
He's really happy about his mother coming to visit.
1114
I heard that, too.
1115
Totally foreign to me.
1116
Hi.
1117
Oh, great.
1118
I'm gonna pass you over to my friend who has a problem with some merchandise she ordered.
1119
Hold on one sec.
1120
Listen to me.
1121
I've had a lot of experience dealing with people who've screwed something up.
1122
You have a better chance of getting them to help you if you don't get all hysterical.
1123
Okay.
1124
Okay.
1125
How dare you do this to me?
1126
You're ruining my wedding.
1127
It's the most important day of my life.
1128
It's my life.
1129
That's Susie St. James.
1130
Are you listening to me?
1131
Good girl.
1132
You better be listening to me.
1133
You, listen, no, you be quiet and listen.
1134
Here.
1135
Let's see.
1136
Staff insurance phones.
1137
Initial here, dated here.
1138
And I just...
1139
You just okayed the vaccination of all those filthy ducks in the South Pond.
1140
Oh, aren't I nice?
1141
Yeah, it's a regular Dr. Doolittle.
1142
Michelle!
1143
Oh, my God!
1144
You are gorgeous!
1145
Come, come!
1146
Maman, je t'ennuye!
1147
What are you doing here?
1148
I was going to pick you up at the airport, you wicked creature.
1149
I had to come early.
1150
I wanted to buy presents before I see you, since I know you are a materialistic vulture.
1151
All right, back up.
1152
Thank God I have the perfect son.
1153
If you have been ugly, I don't know what I would have done.
1154
Boarding school? In Switzerland. In Switzerland.
1155
Come.
1156
Lorelei.
1157
This is my mother, Giselle.
1158
Well, it's very nice to meet you.
1159
Oh, my God, those eyes.
1160
Are they real?
1161
Yes, they are.
1162
Well, they're the God.
1163
He is definitely cruel to bestow those eyes and that face to one person.
1164
I'm sorry.
1165
Can you be my mom, too?
1166
I'm going to show her around, okay?
1167
Yeah, make sure you see Suki.
1168
Why?
1169
Suki wants to meet your mom.
1170
Yes, Michelle, I must meet your friends.
1171
I did not raise you to be rude.
1172
You did, too.
1173
I didn't, though.
1174
Come, show me off me off.
1175
Oh, have you been using those free weights I sent you?
1176
Yes.
1177
They hold down my papers beautifully.
1178
A lazy, silly woman.
1179
Oh, cruel and vicious boy, I'm so quiet.
1180
You're trying to kill me.
1181
You're trying to make your mother laugh herself to death so you can get away with a grisly cry.
1182
Your mind is evil.
1183
Your soul is empty.
1184
You want some coffee, Zili?
1185
Yes, darling, thank you.
1186
I'll be right back.
1187
Hello, Blue Eyes.
1188
Hi, Giselle.
1189
How was lunch?
1190
Oh, champagne, and caviar, the usual.
1191
Yeah, sure.
1192
And since he mounds of pasta with terrible things in it, it was perfect.
1193
You seem to be having a wonderful time.
1194
I am.
1195
I will miss him so much when I go home, but thank goodness he will have an extra five pounds to remember me by after eating all my pasta today, that dirty, thieving boy.
1196
Michelle ate pasta?
1197
Oh, yes.
1198
Michelle loves pasta.
1199
He eats it all the time.
1200
Not around us.
1201
Here, it's all no-carb, low-cal.
1202
Let me see if I can eat less than the lab rats do.
1203
Lab rats?
1204
Better not explain it.
1205
Anyway, I'm glad you've got him eating pasta.
1206
He seems really happy.
1207
Coffee, coffee, coffee.
1208
Oh, mmm.
1209
This is horrible.
1210
You will drink it and you will like it.
1211
You are cursed.
1212
Let's go, Charles.
1213
Oh, yes.
1214
Let's go buy something completely useless and pay way too much money for it.
1215
I love it.
1216
Au revoir.
1217
Au revoir.
1218
You're so wrong.
1219
What the hell is wrong with you? With me?
1220
Yes, you.
1221
Are you out of your mind?
1222
What are you talking about?
1223
Why in God's name would you tell my mother that I do not eat carbs?
1224
Because you don't?
1225
That is private information, private about me.
1226
Michelle, everybody in Stars Hollow knows you don't eat carbs. So what?
1227
Calm down.
1228
Have some toast.
1229
Do not talk to my mother ever again.
1230
Do you understand me?
1231
No, I don't understand.
1232
Michelle, you and your mother seem crazy about each other.
1233
I just assumed since you gave up carbs a year ago, she knew.
1234
Yes, well, you know what happens when you assume.
1235
What?
1236
I don't know.
1237
Something about a donkey.
1238
It's a stupid American phrase.
1239
I don't understand, Michelle.
1240
You and your mother seem to have the perfect relationship.
1241
Yes, because I tell her nothing.
1242
We keep all subjects light and fluffy.
1243
We talk about clothes and food and posh spice and David Beckham, and that is all.
1244
Nothing of value, nothing of substance.
1245
I'm sorry.
1246
Now she knows I've been hiding something from her.
1247
Suddenly she's asking questions.
1248
Why did I leave France at 18?
1249
Where, why, what night?
1250
Who are my friends?
1251
What do they do?
1252
Where do they leave?
1253
Why have I chosen this career?
1254
On and on and on and on.
1255
It never ends.
1256
I can't stand it.
1257
She's a complete pain.
1258
She won't stop.
1259
I took a six-hour bath last night just to escape the incessant nagging.
1260
You did this to me.
1261
You turned my Giselle into a mother, and I hate you for it.
1262
I hate you very, very much.
1263
So, you feel better now?
1264
Yeah, I do.
1265
Thanks.
1266
Oh, I remember you, you poor thing.
1267
Thanks.
1268
It's three dollars each, but that includes a punch.
1269
Would you like yours now?
1270
Oh, how about later after I eat a loaf of bread, a pound of crackers, and chase it with a quart of olive oil.
1271
Well, it's not my punch if it's not strong. Are you guys coming?
1272
Oh, looks like we're the first group in.
1273
I'll catch up.
1274
I told Lane I'd meet up with her.
1275
Okay, see you.
1276
Bye.
1277
How are you doing?
1278
I'm fine.
1279
Doyle's probably called me at the dorm, and my not calling him back means he may never call me again.
1280
There you go.
1281
There you have it.
1282
Paris, you've come this far.
1283
Don't buckle.
1284
I don't want to buckle.
1285
I really don't want to buckle.
1286
Here, keep it for me.
1287
Your cell phone?
1288
You sure?
1289
Remove the temptation.
1290
You got it.
1291
There's Lane.
1292
Hello.
1293
What's wrong with you?
1294
I don't want to talk about it.
1295
Well, we're a fun group.
1296
Paris, we paid our $3.
1297
Miss Patty's leftover punch is used to remove tar from construction sites.
1298
Then let it remove the tar from our souls.
1299
He just flat out looked out of his face, right into my face, and said to my face that he was lying.
1300
Zach said that he was lying.
1301
No, he lied from his face into my face about where he was going.
1302
That's what hurts the most, the lie.
1303
Except for seeing him with that woman, that hurts most more than the lie.
1304
You'd think they'd stumble onto the truth just accidentally.
1305
Say something like two plus two equals four.
1306
Just because they say so many things just accidentally, that's like...
1307
Man!
1308
I know.
1309
They just have to repopulate the species, you know?
1310
Just spread it around.
1311
Oh, they like to spread it around, all right.
1312
I bet you Doyle's spreading it right now.
1313
You don't know that he's spreading it.
1314
This is tasty.
1315
And I've had it. Had what?
1316
I'm getting to the bottom of this.
1317
Spank his bottom.
1318
He can't do this.
1319
We're friends, too, as well as lovers if we ever get married.
1320
She walks funny.
1321
I'm thirsty.
1322
This punch makes you thirsty.
1323
Where's the nearest bathroom?
1324
No, Paris, no. Stay.
1325
I need to go to the bathroom.
1326
You're going to call Doyle.
1327
What?
1328
You've got my cell phone.
1329
We're low-tech here in the hollow, but we do have payphones.
1330
I'm not going to call Doyle.
1331
Yes, you are.
1332
I don't even have money on me.
1333
Uh-huh.
1334
Fine.
1335
Now, take my shoes, okay?
1336
How far can I get without my shoes?
1337
Now, bathroom?
1338
Over there.
1339
I'll be right back.
1340
Good.
1341
Excuse me, could I trouble you for some change?
1342
Excuse me, I just need some change to make a call. Could you...
1343
I just need to make a call.
1344
Hey, I need some change here.
1345
Come on, damn it.
1346
Yeah, keep walking.
1347
Keep walking.
1348
Hey.
1349
Hey, I need 50 cents.
1350
Come on, just 50 cents.
1351
Watch it.
1352
Hey, give me 50 cents.
1353
Now fall in a hole.
1354
What are you doing?
1355
Daffodils.
1356
Am I insane?
1357
You can't have daffodils on your wedding cake.
1358
What was I thinking?
1359
Stop what you're doing right now.
1360
There's too much pink.
1361
Sweetie, there's not too much pink.
1362
Pink is for girls.
1363
Jackson's not a girl.
1364
Jackson doesn't like pink.
1365
I have all this pink.
1366
It's like saying to you, hey, screw you.
1367
You want a say in this?
1368
Well, I'll grow some ovaries.
1369
Hey, Paul, honey, hey, put the pastry bag down.
1370
I can't.
1371
I have to fix this.
1372
Suki, down.
1373
Now step away from all things edible.
1374
Hey, what happened?
1375
I don't know.
1376
When I left you, you were fine.
1377
I know.
1378
And when I went home, I was fine.
1379
And when I went to bed, I was fine.
1380
And then I had this dream where suddenly my dress is really, really short and back, you know?
1381
So I bolt out of bed and I put my dress on.
1382
It looks okay, but then I panic.
1383
What if I'm remembering the dream wrong?
1384
What if my dress really isn't screwed up?
1385
What if it's my veil?
1386
So I put on the veil.
1387
Then I remember I'm serving salmon puffs.
1388
Salmon puffs.
1389
Okay, completely wrong.
1390
So I had to rush over here and try to find another first course.
1391
And then I walk in and these daffodils, just something snapped, and that's when you walked in here.
1392
Honey, you're nervous.
1393
It's natural.
1394
Well, I wasn't nervous until tonight.
1395
Well, that's okay.
1396
I'm scared.
1397
I know.
1398
I don't want to get divorced.
1399
I know.
1400
I don't want to fight all the time and end up bitter.
1401
I know.
1402
I don't want to be one of those women sitting around and making jokes about husband number two.
1403
I want number one to last.
1404
I know.
1405
I want a guarantee.
1406
Suki, you're gonna be fine.
1407
I know.
1408
No, I don't.
1409
Okay, I need to stop obsessing on this.
1410
Tell me something.
1411
Like what?
1412
I don't know.
1413
Anything.
1414
Tell me something to make me stop thinking about this.
1415
I just slept with Christopher.
1416
That'll work.
1417
It just happened. When?
1418
Tonight, in his room.
1419
Oh, my God.
1420
What is it?
1421
Oh, yeah.
1422
Wow.
1423
What does this mean?
1424
I don't know.
1425
I mean, is this a good thing?
1426
I don't know.
1427
I think it is.
1428
God, can you imagine if you and Christopher got together after all these years?
1429
Okay, hold on.
1430
We haven't even talked about that ourselves yet.
1431
God!
1432
Oh, God!
1433
Oh, God.
1434
I know.
1435
Well, when are you going to talk about it?
1436
Probably when I go back up there with the snacks, I promised.
1437
He's waiting for you.
1438
Yes, he is.
1439
Well, you've got to get back up there.
1440
You have to get some sleep.
1441
I want to hear all the details tomorrow.
1442
Okay, I'll grab you in between the walking down the aisle and the getting married.
1443
Hey, Suki.
1444
What?
1445
You're in your wedding dress.
1446
I am.
1447
You're beautiful.
1448
Now you go get some sleep.
1449
And you go get some.
1450
The linen closet, the third door on the right.
1451
I know just what's the matter Cause I've been there once all Hey, you.
1452
Hey, you look nice.
1453
Thank you.
1454
You look beautiful.
1455
Thank you.
1456
So, uh, how many cocktails caused that?
1457
Oh, I haven't had any cocktails yet.
1458
Really?
1459
Oh, yeah.
1460
When they start having cocktails, we're gonna have to hide you.
1461
I'm looking forward to that.
1462
What are you doing here?
1463
Hello to you, too.
1464
Is everything okay?
1465
You look nice.
1466
Thank you.
1467
What are you doing here?
1468
I moved back.
1469
What?
1470
I moved back. But...
1471
What?
1472
Why?
1473
Just.. one and two.
1474
Oh, my God.
1475
Oh, my God.
1476
Rory.
1477
Don't say a word.
1478
Okay.
1479
I have to go.
1480
Oh, welcome home!
1481
I think I'm going to Washington.
1482
Oh.
1483
Okay.
1484
The normal life started, but can't get started.
1485
The party is a total disaster.
1486
A disaster?
1487
Why?
1488
Nothing's happening.
1489
It's like a funeral hall in there.
1490
I didn't know 13-year-old girls could be so unhappy.
1491
Where are you?
1492
I don't hear anything.
1493
I'm in the storage room.
1494
I come in here and hide a lot.
1495
And leaving them unsupervised?
1496
Well, there's a peephole here I can see out of.
1497
You're peeping at the girls from the storage room?
1498
I do not have time for any weird jokes.
1499
Okay, what are they doing?
1500
Well, April was playing cards.
1501
Some of the others were reading and playing video games.
1502
At the moment, they're all just standing in line waiting to go to the bathroom.
1503
You didn't plan any activities?
1504
It's a birthday party.
1505
I thought that was the activity.
1506
Oh, Luke.
1507
All right, everybody try to walk at the same pace.
1508
You step on somebody's heels, you can break an ankle.
1509
And watch out for the traffic.
1510
Not just cars, but bikes.
1511
People in this town ride their bikes like maniacs.
1512
Luke!
1513
Sorry.
1514
Oh, check for traffic.
1515
Always check. And go!
1516
Where are we going?
1517
No idea!
1518
Serpentine, girl.
1519
Serpentine.
1520
Is this wise to serpentine?
1521
No!
1522
Hi, Lorelai.
1523
Hi, Lorelai.
1524
Hi.
1525
Hey, girl.
1526
Uh, all right, I'd like you to meet the birthday girl.
1527
Hi.
1528
Happy birthday.
1529
Happy birthday.
1530
Hello.
1531
Oh, you are adorable.
1532
All right, girls, I want you each to take a basket and fill it up.
1533
I want you to pick anything you want because today we're getting makeovers.
1534
These two ladies are here to help you in any way you need.
1535
That's Allison and Leslie.
1536
On your back, get set and shine.
1537
You're a genius.
1538
Well, 13-year-old girls and makeup.
1539
It's like betting on secretariat.
1540
I've been a million years, but I have thought of something like that.
1541
Swam, the yin to your yang, the emac to your bolio.
1542
Lorelei.
1543
Oh, April, you look beautiful.
1544
Leslie says I have excellent bone structure.
1545
Yes, well, I agree with her.
1546
So it's not weird when someone compliments your skull?
1547
No, a woman takes any compliment that comes her way.
1548
Got it.
1549
Hey, did you do that glitter hard on your cheek?
1550
Happens to be my handiwork, yeah.
1551
You want one?
1552
Yeah.
1553
All right, sit, sit.
1554
What color would you like?
1555
Pink, blue, purple, fluorescent green.
1556
Purple.
1557
I'm obsessed with purple.
1558
Probably because I'm obsessed with Harold and the Purple Crayon.
1559
I know I'm too old, but it's still, like, one of my all-time favorite books.
1560
That's okay.
1561
I'm too old for Us Weekly.
1562
You never stop me.
1563
So, you have a daughter, right?
1564
Yes, Rory.
1565
That's good.
1566
You'd be wasted on a son.
1567
I'm gonna take that as a compliment.
1568
It is.
1569
You know, you remind me of my mom.
1570
Oh, is she handy with the glitter?
1571
She painted a mural on my wall in nail polish one night.
1572
That's cool.
1573
I think you'd like her.
1574
All right, you're all done.
1575
Thanks.
1576
Oh, my God, that is so cool.
1577
I love it.
1578
Thanks, Marsha.
1579
You're welcome.
1580
She's loving her presents.
1581
I know.
1582
Okay, how about this one?
1583
It's from my dad.
1584
Yeah, open it.
1585
You know, you don't have to open up all your presents right away.
1586
You could maybe save a few and open them tomorrow, sort of extend the experience.
1587
Bad idea, Hagrid.
1588
I don't want to extend the experience.
1589
Open it.
1590
Wait, is that my gift?
1591
It says it's from Luke.
1592
The new way things work.
1593
I was gonna get this!
1594
And a gift certificate to the Discovery Store.
1595
Thanks, Luke!
1596
I love it!
1597
Thank you so much.
1598
You're welcome.
1599
Thank you.
1600
My pleasure.
1601
You know what would really push this party over the top?
1602
What?
1603
If we made it into a sleepover.
1604
Yeah?
1605
Yeah, you've got sleeping bags and blankets.
1606
Plus, I still got Jess's bed.
1607
We could stick a couple of them on that.
1608
Why don't you ask the birthday girl if she wants to do that?
1609
Hey, April, come here, Seth.
1610
What's up?
1611
How would you feel about making this a slumber party?
1612
Really?
1613
Really.
1614
Do you guys want a sleepover?
1615
Oh, yeah!
1616
That's so really cool.
1617
Great.
1618
First off, we got to call all your parents to see if it's OK with them.
1619
OK?
1620
So with that in mind, why don't we form a single file line behind here to the phone?
1621
OK.
1622
Or you could use your own, I guess.
1623
Hey, so I think I'm going to take off.
1624
What?
1625
No, stay.
1626
You've got to stay.
1627
You sure?
1628
It's a slumber party of the slumber party expert.
1629
What does Hagrid know about slumber parties?
1630
Wouldn't it be weird, the two of us sleeping together?
1631
You and the girls can sleep upstairs.
1632
I'll figure something out.
1633
Sure.
1634
Yeah, absolutely.
1635
You have to stay.
1636
April would want that.
1637
Okay, I'll stay.
1638
The movie's all ready to go.
1639
Okay, thanks, Kirk.
1640
I just need it back for the Weinstein retirement party.
1641
Mel Weinstein's a nut for John Hughes movies.
1642
All right, girls.
1643
You're about to meet someone very special to me.
1644
Her name is Molly Ringwald.
1645
Now, I know you don't know who that is, but suffice it to say, she is my generation's Audrey Hepburn.
1646
And I know you don't know who that is either, but trust me, you're gonna love her.
1647
And yes, that is the guy from Two and a Half Men.
1648
All right.
1649
Enjoy.
1650
And four, and five, keep those toes pointed.
1651
Mary, that means you extend and reach out.
1652
Roots, push into the soil.
1653
Are there any people chasing you?
1654
No, it's just a maze.
1655
A maze made out of hay.
1656
And there's no people jumping at you with, like, sport guns?
1657
I don't think so, sweetie.
1658
It's just a maze.
1659
So wait a minute.
1660
There's no lights or fireworks?
1661
It's really just a maze made in a hay?
1662
What a drag.
1663
You're preaching to the choir.
1664
Well, I can't believe we're finally here at the maze.
1665
Oh, it's all I've dreamed since I could dream.
1666
Oh, man, there's just something about being in a maze of hay.
1667
It's so much fun.
1668
Totally.
1669
Oh, man, am I glad I got out of that water slide park so I could come to the hay bale maze.
1670
Take it down, Olivier.
1671
Not buying the water slide thing?
1672
Well, just keep it real.
1673
Well, the hay bale maze is gonna be really fun, And then afterwards, Suki has prepared hot dogs and funnel cakes and salty nuts, all the festival classics.
1674
You like hay balmades?
1675
Oh, yeah, I'm crazy about that.
1676
Let's go.
1677
Come on, let's go.
1678
Hey, thanks.
1679
No problem.
1680
I've mastered the maze.
1681
I have.
1682
At first I thought I had to go around the maze to make these deliveries, but dude, it's easier to go through the maze.
1683
Great, son.
1684
I know.
1685
At first I wrote it down, you know, the path, but I don't need it because it's all up here.
1686
Or in here.
1687
Check it out.
1688
Eyes closed.
1689
Left, right, right, left, left, left, right.
1690
Wait.
1691
Left, left, right.
1692
Don't give it away.
1693
I am dying to go through the maze.
1694
I bet it's fabulous.
1695
It so is.
1696
Go.
1697
Go?
1698
Go through the maze.
1699
But don't you need help?
1700
No, no, no. Go ahead.
1701
I don't need you.
1702
Bye, Dad.
1703
Have a fabulous time.
1704
I got a patty-malt burger.
1705
Well done.
1706
Pastrami on rye.
1707
Chili dog if you order the fries.
1708
I'm good to go, ma'am.
1709
You know what I'm going to do?
1710
I can't begin to imagine.
1711
I'm going to go through the maze at night, all alone.
1712
Me, a blindfold.
1713
You know how I can do it?
1714
I can smell the hay.
1715
We can all smell the hay.
1716
No, dude.
1717
I can smell the hay.
1718
Oh, god, hay, hay.
1719
Hey.
1720
Oh, you got snacks.
1721
Yeah, well, Zach forgot these.
1722
The hay's kind of gone to his head.
1723
Anyway, he gave me these directions, so I just go right, left, right, what?
1724
What is that?
1725
Oh, April gave it to me.
1726
You have a bracelet on your wrist.
1727
Yeah, she's into jewelry.
1728
It's just a phase.
1729
What could I do?
1730
Uh, wow.
1731
You know, it's just one of these crazy phases.
1732
I mean, I was just getting used to the fact that I had a daughter, and now all of a sudden I have a teenager.
1733
It's wild.
1734
You know, time just goes by, you know?
1735
Look.
1736
Yeah.
1737
I'm sorry.
1738
Yeah, I'm sorry, too.
1739
No, no, no. Let me go first.
1740
Okay.
1741
I messed up.
1742
That night I went to Christopher.
1743
I'm sorry.
1744
Yeah.
1745
I mean, I never admitted it to you that it was wrong what I did, and it was, and I'm really sorry.
1746
Okay, thanks.
1747
I don't know why I didn't say this before.
1748
Ah.
1749
You know, I'm sorry, too, because...
1750
I don't know, it's just...
1751
Now that I've had April, it's...
1752
You know, I've learned a lot.
1753
And I was crazy to think
1754
that I had to fix everything in my relationship with April before I could really be with you.
1755
And that's just not how you fix things.
1756
I mean, you know, things just don't stand still.
1757
They're always changing.
1758
Yeah.
1759
I guess I was.. compartmentalizing, if that's what you call it.
1760
I mean, I should have opened my compartments.
1761
I should have gotten your help.
1762
I wanted to help.
1763
I know.
1764
And I'm sorry.
1765
And I'm sorry also because I think I kind of used April to push you away.
1766
You did, huh?
1767
Yeah, I think so.
1768
I was afraid. And...
1769
I'm so sorry.
1770
It's really okay.
1771
I'm glad.
1772
Me too.
1773
I got some fries that are getting cold.
1774
Oh, yeah, well, I gotta find my way out of here.
1775
By the way, you're really close.
1776
Just go left, two rights, and you're out.
1777
Thanks.
1778
Nothing gonna break your heart today.
1779
Nothing gonna steal your life away.
1780
No, even when the skies are turning gray
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Vocabulary and speaking notes for this lesson
This video has 1779 sentences and 10110 words to shadow. The speech runs for 57:31. The speaker talks at a natural 176 words per minute, close to everyday conversation. 82% of the words are among the 3,000 most common in English; the rest is worth studying before you start.
Key vocabulary in this video
15 less common words from the video, with pronunciation and meaning:
- maze /ˈmeɪz/ (noun) — A labyrinth; a puzzle consisting of a complicated network of paths or passages, the aim of which is to find one's way through.
- honey /ˈhʌni/ (noun) — A sweet, viscous, gold-colored fluid produced from plant nectar by bees, and often consumed by humans.
- punch /pʌnt͡ʃ/ (noun) — A hit or strike with one's fist.
- mushroom /ˈmʌʃˌɹuːm/ (noun) — Any of the fleshy fruiting bodies of fungi typically produced above ground on soil or on their food sources (such as decaying wood).
- hook /hʊk/ (noun) — A rod bent into a curved shape, typically with one end free and the other end secured to a rope or other attachment.
- cheat /ˈt͡ʃiːt/ (verb) — To violate rules in order to gain, or attempt to gain, advantage from a situation.
- pasta /ˈpɑ.stə/ (noun) — Dough made from wheat and water and sometimes mixed with egg and formed into various shapes; often sold in dried form and typically boiled for eating.
- suck /sʌk/ (verb) — To use the mouth and lips to pull in (a liquid, especially milk from the breast).
- purple /ˈpɝ.pl̩/ (noun) — A colour between red and blue; violet, though often closer to magenta.
- grandma /ˈɡɹænmɑː/ (noun) — Grandmother.
- graduation /ˌɡɹæd͡ʒuˈeɪʃən/ (noun) — The action or process of graduating and receiving a diploma for completing a course of study (such as from an educational institution).
- horrible /ˈhɔɹ.ɪ.bəl/ (adjective) — Causing horror; terrible; shocking.
- insane /ɪnˈseɪn/ (adjective) — Exhibiting unsoundness or disorder of mind; not sane; utterly mad.
- silly /ˈsɪl.i/ (adjective) — Laughable or amusing through foolishness or a foolish appearance.
- gorgeous /ˈɡoɹd͡ʒəs/ (adjective) — Sumptuously dressed.
Phrasal verbs you will hear
- break up (verb) — To break or separate into pieces.
- come on /ˌkʌm ˈɒn/ — Come along with me; join me in going.
- talk about (verb) — Used to draw attention to the speaker's characterization of someone or something.
- go through (verb) — To travel from one end of something to the other.
- hold on (verb) — To grasp or grip firmly.
- hook up (verb) — To assemble the parts of a mechanism, especially by connecting wires.
- look at (verb) — To observe or watch.
- sleep with (verb) — To have sexual intercourse with.
Pronunciation to watch
The speaker uses 423 contractions and reduced forms, such as I'm, don't, you're. Say them the short way, as you hear them.
- The “th” sounds: worthless /ˈwɜːθ.ləs/, thirsty /ˈθɝs.ti/, bath /bɑːθ/, bother /ˈbɑðɚ/, grandfather /ˈɡɹæn(d)ˌfɑðɚ/
- The “sh” and “zh” sounds: mushroom /ˈmʌʃˌɹuːm/, graduation /ˌɡɹæd͡ʒuˈeɪʃən/, rush /ɹʌʃ/, inspiration /ˌɪn.spɪˈɹeɪ.ʃən/, congratulations /kənˌɡɹæt͡ʃəˈleɪʃ(ə)nz/
- Long words — get the stress right: graduation /ˌɡɹæd͡ʒuˈeɪʃən/, accidentally /ˌæk.sɪˈdɛnt(ə)li/, ridiculous /ɹɪˈdɪk.jə.ləs/, inspiration /ˌɪn.spɪˈɹeɪ.ʃən/, congratulations /kənˌɡɹæt͡ʃəˈleɪʃ(ə)nz/
How to practise with this video
- Listen to the whole video once without speaking and note the words you do not know.
- Start at 0.75× speed, shadow it sentence by sentence, then go back to normal speed once it feels easy.
- Record yourself and compare with the original, paying attention to words like maze, honey, punch.
Grammar in this video
The structures the speaker uses most, with the exact words from the video:
| Structure | In the video |
|---|---|
| Present perfect continuous have/has been + -ing — an action that started earlier and is still going on | we've been doing · have been hurting · I've been sleeping |
| Present perfect have/has + past participle — a past action that still matters now | you've entered · haven't lived · I've ever tasted |
| Passive voice be + past participle — the focus is on what happens, not who does it | is spent · is considered · was sent |
| Relative clauses who / which + clause — extra information about a person or thing | those who doubt · person who wants · graduation, which is |
What is the Shadowing Technique?
Shadowing is a science-backed language learning technique originally developed for professional interpreter training and popularized by polyglot Dr. Alexander Arguelles. The method is simple but powerful: you listen to native English audio and immediately repeat it out loud — like a shadow following the speaker with just a 1–2 second delay. Unlike passive listening or grammar drills, shadowing forces your brain and mouth muscles to simultaneously process and reproduce real speech patterns. Research shows it significantly improves pronunciation accuracy, intonation, rhythm, connected speech, listening comprehension, and speaking fluency — making it one of the most effective methods for IELTS Speaking preparation and real-world English communication.