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Ladies and gentlemen, would you please open your supply catalogs and kindly turn to page 85.

Yo, is this his new chair?

No, he hasn't picked one yet. That.

When Pam gets Michael's old chair, I get Pam's old chair.

Then I'll have two chairs.

Only one to go.

I am ready to start dating again.

Getting back on the market.

So, FYI, for those of you who are thinking about fixing me up with any of your friends,

use the woman on page 85 as a template.

That will be all.

Listen, man, I am completely over, Chan.

So, would you set me up?

If I had somebody to set you up with, Michael, then I'd take her for myself.

I thought you were engaged.

Nope.

Stacy broke up with me.

What?

God, that's terrible, man.

Yeah, she's crazy.

Um, are you still on good terms with any of her friends?

Not anymore.

It's a bitter situation.

Oh, she's...

You don't deserve her.

All right.

Oh, little Oscar Mayer Wiener.

I love her.

I bet that you have a bunch of very liberal girl girl-type friends who trust you implicitly

because they know you'd never touch them because of your condition.

Um...

Michael?

What?

I have a friend who's single.

Oh.

Sandy.

She's gorgeous, and she's got a feisty personality, too.

Hmm, feisty.

So she's not jolly or sassy?

Not like a jolly, sassy opera singer?

No, she's a professional softball player.

Ooh.

Catcher or infield?

I don't know, Michael.

Is she a dress wearer or a pants wearer?

Could we share a rowboat?

Could a rowboat support her?

What are you asking?

I think I'm being very clear what I'm asking.

Would an average-size rowboat support her without capsizing?

It bothers me that you're not answering the question.

No, all right?

No, she can't fit in a rowboat.

Damn!

I knew it!

I knew it, Phyllis!

Okay, what is wrong with these people?

I would do anything for them, and they're just hanging me out to dry.

Dating shouldn't be hard for somebody like me, but it is.

And you know why?

Because nobody here is willing to help me.

Nothing would ever get done in this office without a formal request, would it?

Well, fine.

Here goes.

I don't think that this is...

Now, okay, I know that this is probably not appropriate. But I need help.

because I want to play ball with my kids before I get too old.

And before that happens, I need to get laid.

And before that happens, I need to be in love.

And I don't want to hear, I don't know, I can't help.

No, no, I'm a catch, and I am not going to be the one who got away.

So this is what we're going to do.

Dwight is going to hand out index cards, and I want you all to write down the name of

an eligible woman for me to date by the end of the day.

No, by the end of the hour, or you are fired.

Write legibly, people.

Okay.

Wendy.

Hot and juicy redhead.

Give this a try.

Wendy's.

Hello, Wendy.

This is Kevin's friend, Michael.

This isn't Wendy.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Could you put her on, please?

Dude, this is a Wendy's restaurant.

Damn it, Kevin.

Okay.

Um, could I just have a Frosty and a baked potato, please?

You have to come to the restaurant to order food.

Well, send somebody to pick it up.

Just have it ready.

It's ready now.

Well, put it aside.

Um...

Okay, I have collected the rest of the ladies.

Good.

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Because this batch was awful.

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Um, this one says chair model.

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I wrote that.

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Michael, you shouldn't have to settle.

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This is my pledge to you.

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I will find her, and I will bring her to you.

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And as God is my witness, she shall bear your fruit. That sounds good.

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Go get her.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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First, go to Wendy's, get my food, come back and then go.

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So, Pammy, are you still liking sales?

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Yeah, it's exciting.

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You know, Michael and I were talking and maybe if you put a little more face-to-face time with your clients, you could improve your sales.

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Pam, sales are fine, actually.

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I just want you to succeed, Pammy.

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You know what?

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We shouldn't even be talking about business today.

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Thank you.

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Today's about family.

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Why did I get in the car?

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I could have struggled.

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I have a whistle in my purse.

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I didn't even blow it.

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Wow!

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Michael, you did all this?

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Not about taking credit.

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Let's just say we all did it.

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Well, thank you, all of you.

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Well, it was actually me alone, so...

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Oh, look at this place.

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Really makes me want to go to Italy someday.

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Oh, you'll love it.

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You can have my guidebooks.

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I think I'm done with this really long plane rights.

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Thank you for...

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Thanks for lending me the book.

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So, Mom, which birthday are we celebrating this year?

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Oh, sticking with 49.

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49 again?

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That's nine years in a row.

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This is now our longest family tradition.

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That's funny.

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Well, as long as you're running numbers, Pam, help me out with this one.

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Let's see, honey, you're six months pregnant, but you've only been married for 30 days, so what does that add up to?

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Ooh, burn.

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Burn on you.

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And a little bit on me, too.

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You're 54 years old.

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No, I'm 58.

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You're 58 years old?

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Uh-huh.

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Congratulations.

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The only time you should care about a woman's age is if she is too young for you.

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And I am not robbing the cradle.

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If anything, I am robbing the grave.

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Mom, have you decided what you want to be called?

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I like Nana, but I also like the classic Grandma.

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Please be Grandma.

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Definitely Grandma.

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I want you to be Grandma.

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Oh, Michael, what do you think?

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Grandma? That?

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Yay, Grandma.

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So we should get the check?

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What about your gift, Michael?

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Oh, no, no, no. No. It's stupid.

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You'd hate it.

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I hate it.

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I'm sure I won't.

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Yes, you will.

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He locked himself in his office all morning, working on it.

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Gimme.

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Look at this wrapping paper.

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It's got the word love on it in every language.

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I literally...

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I put no thought into the wrapping at all.

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Might as well have been toilet paper.

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A scrapbook of our first memories by Michael Gary Scott from my girlfriend Helene on your birthday.

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That's just an arbitrary title.

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Okay, here's a penny.

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What's that from?

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Penny for your thoughts.

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It was from the wishing well at the mall.

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You threw it in, I went back later, weighed it in, and I found it.

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That's amazing!

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It's not amazing at all.

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It's sort of weird that I went and did that.

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And now your wish won't come true, so that blows.

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A poem.

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Oh, that I plagiarized, I think.

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I cannot go to school today, said little Peggy Ann McKay.

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She doesn't understand.

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Yeah.

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I have the measles and the mumps, a gash, a rash, and purple bumps, and my teachers really mean happy birthday.

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I love you, Helene.

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It's really nice, Michael.

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Wow.

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I think it sucks.

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Helene, I think you're a wonderful person, and I...

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God, I've enjoyed dating you and being your boyfriend so much, but I have to consider Pam's feelings.

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As a friend and a co-worker, I cannot in good conscience continue to date you when I know what this is doing to her.

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Michael.

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Michael, it's okay.

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No, it's not.

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I know that it took me a little while to come around, and it's still a little weird to get used to, but you obviously make my mom very happy.

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And that makes me happy.

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Wow, that just.. you've really grown.

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Well...

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Oh, thank you, Pam.

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And I hope you were as gracious during this next part.

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Helene, once again, you are a wonderful person, and you have lived a great life, and I envy it.

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And I want it someday, but just in the future.

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You need somebody who understands your references.

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Who is Kafkaesque?

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I've never...

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I don't know him.

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There's another woman, and her name is Italy, and skydiving, and bungee jumping.

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Okay, so...

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And I want kids.

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And you, unfortunately, have already completed that part of your journey down there.

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Michael...

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It's not my decision, it's Mother Nature.

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And Mother has very strict rules about for...

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Utility.

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Oh, yeah, I got it.

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I'm 58.

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What am I supposed to do now?

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Well, Javi...

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Stop.

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How do I feel about losing the sale?

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It's like if Michael Phelps came out of retirement, jumped in the pool, belly flopped, and drowned.

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You know who we always lose out to?

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Staples, the big guys big guys osprey they're a small company

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they're smaller than we are what's our excuse how do we

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combat this guy stanley how do we combat him you sell

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better oh okay you know what you clearly don't care

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so why don't you just leave i would like to stay this pertains to me why don't you go outside

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and take a shot of insulin

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and have a nap okay why do you always assume i

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have diabetes i don't know your frame your build why don't you have a glass of apple juice

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and tell me you're not a diabetic See, I could tell by the sound you made when you stood up that you have...

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Okay, yes, Phyllis?

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I could try to seduce him.

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Oh, my God!

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I know how we can learn his tricks.

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What I'm about to show you is of the utmost secrecy.

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Is that your office?

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Yes, Jim.

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And with a little tweaking, it becomes a different office.

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We lure Danny to it and watch him sell.

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Oh.

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I'm out of here.

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This is weird.

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You know what this is?

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This is a stinger.

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The what?

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Like a movie.

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I think you mean The Sting.

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Paul Newman, Robert Redford, the bank robber, they'll call it The Sting.

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The Sting.

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You're two o'clock?

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Thanks, hon. Meredith was the perfect choice to play the head of the company.

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Her lunch break lined up with our appointment with Danny, and that's it.

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That's really all we were looking for.

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Danny Cordray, it's great to meet you.

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Meredith Van Helsing, we used to meet you.

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Meredith Van Helsing?

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Van Helsing was a respected professor before he was a vampire killer.

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Okay, but what is he more famous for?

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Shh.

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Hey, it's my mug.

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You know this isn't real TV, right?

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Yes.

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Hello.

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Oh, no. No. No, don't.

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People can't keep their true natures hidden for long, and this guy is smoldering like a tire fire.

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Testify.

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Okay, he's not that good-looking.

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Yeah.

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I understand why everybody's obsessed with this.

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He is that good-looking.

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He's very, very handsome.

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That's a great set of shoulders you got there.

283

What is that?

284

Genetics, creatine...

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Sorry.

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Yeah.

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Pull it together, all right?

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Stop looking at him.

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I'm sorry.

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You're here to sell me some paper.

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Well, actually, uh, no, Miss Van Helsing, that's not why I'm here.

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I'm here to meet you, see if we'd be a, you know, good fit.

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What do you mean?

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Oh, my God.

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He's making her sell to him.

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We should think of this as a first date.

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I think it's going very well.

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How about you?

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Real well.

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Feels more like a third date to me.

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There you go.

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Shame.

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Then let me do this.

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You know, what is with this desk keeping us so far apart?

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I've never been a desk man.

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Always traveling on the road.

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Hey, come on.

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Why not?

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Huh?

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You know, I get this.

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Oh, man.

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So, what's your drink?

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Your vodka man?

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Me too.

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We gotta get someone else in there right now.

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You're an exec at Pennsylvania Solar Tech.

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That sounds fake.

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I told you, you're an exec at Stark Industries, a corporation you inherited from your father.

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Here's the story.

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They need Meredith somewhere else ASAP, okay?

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So you're taking over, you just gotta get her out of there.

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As soon as you can.

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What kind of guy can do that, then what?

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Then make him pitch to you.

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You gotta see what he's got, exactly.

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Okay, and remember, you can do this.

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You're not gay.

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Stop it.

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It's going to be great.

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Listen, if anything else happens, just roll with it.

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Meredith.

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Oh, Manuel.

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This is Manuel, my cleaning man.

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He doesn't speak any English.

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Hola, ¿qué tal?

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¿Cómo estás?

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Manuel, clino el window.

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You don't need to speak.

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Close the yard.

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Okay, you're a young hotshot from Stark Industries.

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You've just bought this company.

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Meredith is fired.

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It's a whole new regime.

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He's got to pitch to you now.

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Okay, Stark Industries isn't real.

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I run Google.

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Larry and Sergei brought me in.

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Great, sounds awesome.

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Just have him pitch to you.

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Don't let us down. Will do.

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Won't do.

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Yeah, sure.

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Smell like a Scorpio.

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This is Esteban, another cleaning man.

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He doesn't speak English either.

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Esteban El Floro.

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You know what?

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I may have parked my car in a compact space and I hate when I see others do that.

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Danny, I feel a real connection to you and I gotta get real.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm going in.

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I'm going in.

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No, stop it!

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Stop, stop!

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Oh my God!

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Okay, stop it, stop it!

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Stop it!

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Gross!

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Stop it!

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Please, everybody stop!

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Michael Scott?

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I said stop.

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Your journey begins now.

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Do you know where we are, Tim?

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I know where we're not.

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I hold in my hand a beet seed.

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Take it.

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Ah! When...

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Damn it.

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And just as you have planted your seed in the ground, I am going to plant my seed in you.

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I think you know what you're saying.

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Smells pretty bad, doesn't it?

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Uh-huh.

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It's called bull crap and a client can smell it from a mile away.

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Gotcha.

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Oh, hey, I forgot something in my car.

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I'll be right back.

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Okay. Of course.

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Hey, Dwight, you're a great salesman.

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Can you teach me?

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Sure, Ryan.

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I'll make you kneel on common or abandon you in a bee field.

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Oh, that sounds great, Dwight.

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I really appreciate that.

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Thank you so much for your mentorship.

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Congratulations, resourceful salesman.

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You have passed the second challenge.

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Welcome to Shrewd Farm.

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Please be seated.

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What was that?

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Pay no attention to the spirits that haunt this hallowed ground.

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Is that your cousin, Moe's?

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Yes.

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Moe's is my cousin, and he lives here.

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He will always be my best friend.

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Unless things go well with Ryan today, in which case I won't hang out with Moe's so much anymore.

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What is the greatest danger facing Dunder Mifflin?

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Outsourcing and consolidation of competition.

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Wrong.

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Flash floods.

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What is the true cause of Robert Mifflin's suicide?

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Depression.

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Wrong.

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He hated himself.

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What is the Dharma Initiative?

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Final question, young Ryan Howard.

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What is Michael Scott's greatest fear?

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Loneliness.

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Maybe women.

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Wrong.

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He's not afraid of anything.

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Also, I would have accepted snakes.

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Fear is what it's all about.

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You cannot sell while undergoing fear.

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You need to vanquish fear.

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One must wrestle fear to the ground.

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You will now wrestle my cousin Moe.

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No, okay, all right, all right.

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It's over.

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It's over.

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It's over.

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This is over, okay?

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No, just don't!

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You're a freak!

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I'm not doing this anymore and this is over.

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Ryan, you don't have to wrestle him.

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Ryan, just get in the car.

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Ryan?

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Bye, Ryan.

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He seemed nice.

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Where are all the animals?

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Ryan, come on.

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I am sorry.

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I am sorry.

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Modes is sorry, too.

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Look, he sent over a basket with eggs and some fat back bacon, and look, something he whittled.

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They really didn't like me.

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They did not.

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They didn't have to say it to your face.

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I don't get it.

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I don't get what I did wrong.

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Not everything's a lesson, Ryan.

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Sometimes you just fail.

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It's those online paper jerks.

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The whole business is changing.

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You know what?

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They're going to be screwed once this whole internet bad is over.

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What are you doing?

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Oh, no, no, no!

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No!

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Ryan!

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Yes!

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Ryan the temp!

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Yeah!

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Come on!

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Come on!

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Courtesy of Dunder Mifflin!

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Oh, come on.

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Drive.

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You do it.

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Thank you.

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