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Hi, I'm Aiden.
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Hi, I'm Aiden.
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And I'm Sean.
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And you're listening to 15 Minute Podcast.
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So before we get into fixing people's problems,
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how have you been, dude?
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I've been swell.
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How have you been?
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I've honestly been kind of bored.
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I haven't done much this week.
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Well, you're going to be busy soon, that's for sure.
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Why are you acting weird?
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How would you feel if I were to say that I'm from the future?
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Guys, this isn't like a goofy sketch podcast.
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This is like an actual podcast.
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We're not playing characters.
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I don't know why Sean's doing this.
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No characters.
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Sean is doing, obviously, some joke thing.
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I'm myself.
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Other than that, just ignore the future.
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But I'm one week in the future.
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The first email we received,
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Dear Aiden and Shang, My mom is dying.
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Ooh.
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Okay.
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And I can't figure out who will inherit her fortune.
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How can we get her to pick a favorite?
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We know a lot about that.
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This one is the one that we did last week,
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so I think I got a good answer.
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What's your answer, then?
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Do you want to give yours?
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Well, you said you have a good one.
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Yeah, well, you don't lead with a good one usually.
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You usually step with your bad foot first.
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Have you ever committed a good framing?
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Framing?
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Yes.
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I can set things up on my little brother's,
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and my mom would just believe me because I'm older.
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Have you ever put a head in a joint in your little brother's room,
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told your mom to check there,
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and then she grounds him for a month,
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and then you go into your little brother's room and you say,
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I did this just to show you that I can do this.
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And you look at him in the eye and you say,
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I can make this worse
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if I want to you're lucky i haven't well the parent
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is dying exactly wouldn't this like be already like figured out i guess like
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when they already have like their will figured out like before
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this clearly they have the parent has not picked a favorite
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that's literally what the question is saying oh okay you said you have a great answer
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but you don't even understand the question well i'm telling you
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that this is going wildly different from
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when it how it went the first time like you're not saying the same things
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and i think it might be because i said
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that i was from the future I think if I just didn't say anything,
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it would have went really well.
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You're lying, Sean.
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Yesterday, I was eight days in the future.
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Did you walk into a portal?
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Did you make a deal with a witch?
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No. What happened that you went from point A to point B?
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Okay, so you know how half of Niagara Falls is in Canada and half is in the U.S.?
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Yeah.
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Okay, well, there's sort of a place like that in the world for spiritual realm and the real world.
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Kind of get what I'm saying?
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No. Be more specific.
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Where did you go specifically?
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I went to Arizona.
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okay so the largest ball of twine is actually not in arizona it's not no i didn't know
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that until i got there okay i went to the exact place where it should have been
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and it was not there so what did you do i turned around
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and went home and my way home my flight hit some turbulence
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and the turbulence it actually hit my ejection button and i got launched from the airplane suddenly i find myself
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in like world war ii aviator battles uh
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and i i head up to lumberg okay i go down
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to the secret uh you know nazi base down there yeah i go into their particle accelerator
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but i accidentally entered the wrong date that's the story you're
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going with now it's not the story i'm going with more
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like the story i found myself in tell me what happens
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in the in the next week in the next week um on earth yeah on fucking earth
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because that's another bombshell i guess we gotta talk about yeah
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that's not uh peppa pig gets cancelled okay they did a
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live episode where peppa the voice actor for peppa she did
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you say the n-word she are you from the future i
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just she stopped her toe okay she stubs her toe
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and i guess like an intern came in at the same time
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and first thing you see you know okay anything else cool
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happen anything else cool happened peppa pig said the n-word in live broadcast
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and broadcast and now it's just an accepted word that little kids are allowed to say.
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Wait, what?
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Yeah.
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I keep forgetting you're not from the future.
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I'm like, you didn't hear this?
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You didn't hear this?
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The N-word is an accepted word for little kids to say.
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Little kids, white, black, Asian adults cannot say it,
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but we do not know what's going to happen when those little kids grow up.
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And will they teach their little kids to say it?
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Nobody's stopping these kids.
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Nobody cares.
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You'd be surprised how much nobody cares.
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Other than
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that, nothing cool is happening i mean peppa pig yeah she did get publicly executed the voice actor
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and the cartoon they animated a little thing to go side by side with the public execution that's cute
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it was pretty cool huh
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and they they weirdly enough they made the voice actor like
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record the lines of peppa choking to death before they i
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don't know why they couldn't just have it go at the same time
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but can we just get back to the person who asked
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us for advice sean we gotta take a break first oh yeah let's take a quick break
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hey we're back from the break did you miss us oh um
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so I guess we got to talk about this lady who's dying to repeat the question it was dear Aiden
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and Shang she misspelled Shawn's name
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but not mine okay dear Aiden Chang my mom is dying My siblings
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and I can't figure out who will inherit her fortune.
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She isn't really a thing your siblings figure out.
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How can we get her to pick a favorite?
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Basically, I guess I imagine the person asking the question is a girl,
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but I don't know why.
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Why?
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I don't know.
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I imagined a gender-neutral person.
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So this chick is asking us to help manipulate her mom into picking a favorite.
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I don't think manipulate was a part of the question.
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How else is she going to do it?
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I mean, she's coming to us for advice.
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She's clearly not the best daughter.
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We don't know if she's a daughter, dude.
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I'm just saying you don't gender someone these days.
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I wouldn't want to end up like Peppa.
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No. I got to say,
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though, from my personal experience,
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like, listen, my grandfather, my dad especially,
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you know, he's been dying before.
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You know, people have been dying of cancer and then they don't.
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Dying of AIDS, but then they just, it doesn't actually happen.
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Well, I mean, like, why wait?
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Because the cure is coming out so soon. For AIDS?
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The cure for AIDS is coming out soon?
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What?
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No. The cure for what?
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I just dying in general.
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There's no cure for dying.
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Not yet.
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Listen what I was trying to get to my dad has been dying before but he still Fucking came out on top.
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Yeah, he's still kicking like an asshole
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You got what kind of dying is your mom is what kind of what we're wondering, right?
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Yeah Sometimes the only option is to take it into your own hands.
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We're not suggesting that nothing is a hundred percent in this world We're not suggesting you kill
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Your mother only hundred percent thing that you can hundred percent do is probably take a life And listen,
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you're obviously not her fucking favorite.
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I mean, you're thinking about killing your mom.
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Yeah, I mean...
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We're already here.
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That's the other thing.
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Yes, you are standing at the edge of your options and staring out into this black void.
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Like, your only option at this point is just to continue with the murder.
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But you need something in writing before you get the murder.
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Oh.
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Saying...
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Maybe we could set them up with a hypnotist and hypnotize the mother into signing away all the money.
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I think that's almost too complicated.
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The mother's probably out of it, dude.
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Think about it.
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When my family members are in hospice,
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they were not like, oh, Aiden, how are you?
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They were horrible to look at.
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It was terrifying.
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It was sad, but they would have agreed to anything.
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You don't need to get a hypnotist.
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Why not?
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You can't hypnotize somebody who can't speak.
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I've gone to a hypnotist every week for the last something,
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30 odd something years.
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How would you go about it, Sean?
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I gotta ask.
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Not that we would, because we wouldn't.
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But if you had to take the life of a family member that was your mother to cut their wool,
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how would you go about it?
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We don't endorse it, but what I would probably do is nurse them back to health
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and then on the car ride home,
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plan out some sort of elaborate accident.
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That is probably the craziest thing I've ever heard.
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Part of your plan, They're already on the brink of death,
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and part of your plan is to save their life?
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Doesn't even make sense.
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Craziest thing you ever heard? Yet.
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But first, shouldn't we take a look at the news?
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Sup guys, Aiden asked me to welcome you back,
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and I don't feel like that.
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Why did you rap me out like that?
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Let's just go to the news.
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So Sean, recently a massive blob of seaweed has been invading the beaches of Florida.
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Yeah.
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A shit ton of seaweed.
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How big? like a really big,
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but you haven't even heard the best part yet.
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It's alive.
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Scientists have discovered flesh eating bacteria lurking within the seaweed.
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Yeah.
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So here's my question for you, Sean.
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Okay.
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Is this a sign to get rid of Florida?
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Is this a sign to wipe it out?
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Is that the sign to get rid of Florida?
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Obviously there's been many signs.
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Let's just not solve this flesh eating bacteria problem.
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We can make it.
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Let's let it work itself out.
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We can make it float away.
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Have you, but why would we?
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Oh, Florida float away.
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I'm sorry.
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I thought you meant the bacteria.
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Oh, yeah.
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Why would we do that?
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Yeah, exactly.
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Yeah.
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Is it time we let Florida go?
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Yeah.
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You ever think, you know,
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you always, you got 50 friends, right?
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50 friends, yeah.
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50 friends.
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You got one friend that's kind of not really in the group. And, um.
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He's like in the group.
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You don't even know how he got in the group.
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And maybe the bananas were nice for a while.
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Oh, of course.
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And the orange juice was delicious.
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We'll never forget the great orange juice we got from Florida.
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We got so much, but at one point,
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do you stop, you know?
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Have you met anybody from Florida?
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They're terrible.
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They're like...
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Non-human?
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Yeah.
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Non-human.
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If you were born in Florida, mark of the curse.
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Mark of the curse.
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Mark of the curse.
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You're born in Georgia?
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Yeah.
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Might as well be born in Florida.
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Might as well, might as well,
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might as well, might as well rain frogs is what I'm saying.
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You know what I say?
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What?
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Let's arm the flesh-eating bacteria.
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Let's arm the flesh-eating bacteria?
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Let's arm them.
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I love that.
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I love that.
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Can we take a little break and then get back to the biggest issue at hand?
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This chick and her mommy issues?
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Sure.
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Hey, everybody.
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Welcome back to 15-Minute Podcast, the only podcast that...
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The only podcast hosted by Two White Guys.
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I think. Is it?
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Mmm, yeah.
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Probably.
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It's gotta be.
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How many other white comedians would just break into podcasting?
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I doubt many.
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Not many of the guts.
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Can we just get back to what's at hand here, Sean?
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Dear Aiden and Shang, my mom is dying.
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My siblings and I can't figure out who will inherit her fortune.
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How can we get her to pick a favorita?
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Have you ever, Sean, in your life,
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gotten the best of your siblings, dude?
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Yeah, but this happened like a while ago.
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This isn't from like one week in the future.
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Okay, I didn't.
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Okay.
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Is that a problem?
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No, it's not a problem.
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I never want one week in the future shit.
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I just thought that you prefer to hear stories from the future because they're a little bit more mystical and mystifying.
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I think you know that it's the exact opposite of what I want and it's going to get on my nerve.
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Okay.
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So there's this one time, right?
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My sister's diabetic, right?
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Okay.
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She comes home from school.
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And when she comes home from school,
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she's like, okay, TV's mine.
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My I'm, you know, it's I get to watch what I watch.
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And I'm like, bro, I'm like, come on.
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This doesn't freaking work for me.
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I took all of her insulin, ready?
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I went to the driveway,
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just smashing it one by one,
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just smashing hundreds and hundreds of dollars worth of insulin.
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That's insane, Sean.
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Right?
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And then I blamed it on the dog.
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We put the dog down i don't think
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that would make you better than your siblings though i think
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that would just keep you right where you are
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and make your dog look bad okay in my in the eyes of my parents who's the one
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that let all their hundreds of dollars of insulin get smashed
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the dog oh really the dog's insulin got smashed does
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that really quite make much sense the dog smashed your sister's
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insulin no i did aiden this is terrible it was a trick this was terrible advice what
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that doesn't help at all make her look better than her sibling.
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Okay then I don't know what the mom's like on life support
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or some shit just go unplug some machines or whatever and just and hope.
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But the mom hasn't picked the favor yet.
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Oh shit.
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Right okay.
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From one week in the future you're barely following.
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So you think that because I'm one week in the future apparently I remember everything
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that happens to me and I'm able to be on my best game all the time.
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I figured you would know how to answer the question
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or at least be able to follow
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because i'm not from one week in the future
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and i can follow
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if i did this twice i could especially follow christ aiden
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it's not i don't have to step up on you dude
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it's a handicap it's a handicap yeah i'm handicapped how is it a handicap it's a handicap
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because i keep thinking i keep thinking like will i meet her again
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who the is her dude i keep can we curse yes i keep freaking freaking forgetting
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that you're not from one week in the future
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that you haven't met her yet who the is she the love of my life.
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Do you have any advice to give to this non-gendered female?
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If you really need your mom to pick a favorite,
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you need to just, you need to just need to sit down with her and tell her your honest, true feelings.
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If you are worried, hey,
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if I sit my mom down and I tell her,
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hey mom, I'm trying to get all of your inheritance instead of my siblings,
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and you're thinking, oh my god,
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my mom might think I'm a dick.
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You are a dick.
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That's what you want.
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What?
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That's what they want.
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No, you sit down with your mom.
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You say, Mom, I'm trying to get all your inheritance.
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Just work with me.
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Just what can we do?
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How can we make this work?
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Or I'll kill myself, Mom.
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Yes.
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Oh, okay.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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So now I'm starting to remember what we said last week,
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and it was a lot in that vein, I think.
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Okay, well, I'm glad we finally got it at the end.
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I'll shoot myself.
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I'll fucking shoot myself.
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If you threaten to kill her,
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your mom's not going to want you to kill yourself.
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That's your mother.
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She loves you.
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The last thing she wants is to die not before you.
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Wow, I'm glad we figured it out in literally the nick of time, Sean.
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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Every Thursday, we will be solving your guys' problems.
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So email us at podcast at oneminutetalkshow.com.
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With your problems, you could write the one O-N-E or just put the number.
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It doesn't matter.
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It'll go to the same fucking place because I'm smart as shit.
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Yeah, and if you want more and want to hear more about my future adventures,
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view us at the fucking Patreon for One Minute Talk Show.
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That's right.
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We're going to film another episode right after this,
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and it's going to be out by the time you're listening this exclusive episode
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and we're gonna talk more about this future thing and I'm gonna figure out what Sean knows about me.
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It's almost like we're from one week in the past.
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Guys thank you for being a part of this journey.
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Get us to a million subscribers by this weekend or we'll kill ourselves.
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Thank you.
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