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Story 1, The Bum A bum approaches a well-dressed gentleman on the street.

Hey, buddy, can you spare two dollars?

The well-dressed gentleman responds, you are not going to spend it on liquor, are you?

No, sir, I don't drink, retorts the bum.

You are not going to throw it away in some crap game, are you?

Asks the gentleman.

No way, I don't gamble, answers the bum.

You wouldn't waste the money on golf greens fees, would you?

Asks the man Never, says the bum, I don't play golf

The man asks the bum

if he would like to come home with him for a home-cooked meal The bum accepts eagerly

While they are heading for the man's house, the bum's curiosity gets the better of him

Isn't your wife going to be angry when she sees a guy like me at your table?

Probably, says the man, but it will be worth it

I want her to see what happens to a guy who doesn't drink, gamble, or play golf.

Story 2, How to Live Darling, said the young man to his new bride.

Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my modest income?

Of course, dearest, no trouble, she answered.

But what will you live on?

Story 3, They Had No Privacy As a young married couple, a husband and a wife lived in a cheap housing complex near the base where he was working.

Their chief complaint was that the walls were paper-thin and that they had no privacy.

This was painfully obvious when one morning the husband was upstairs and the wife was downstairs on the telephone.

She was interrupted by the doorbell and went to greet her neighbor.

Give this to your husband, he said, thrusting a roll of toilet paper into her hands.

He's been yelling for it for 15 minutes Story 4, A Husband Who Never Feels Ashamed I'm ashamed of the way we live,

a young wife says to her lazy husband who refuses to find a job

My father pays our rent My mother buys all of our food My sister buys our clothes

My aunt bought us a car

I'm just so ashamed The husband rolls over on the couch and you damn well should be, he agrees.

Those two worthless brothers of yours ain't never give us a cent.

Story 5, The Neighbors Cannot See You Having been married 10 years and still living in an apartment, the wife would often complain about anything,

as she was tired of saving every penny to buy a dream home.

Trying to placate her, the husband found a new apartment within their budget.

However, after the first week, she began complaining again.

Joel, she said, I don't like this place at all.

There are no curtains in the bathroom.

The neighbors can see me every time I take a bath.

Story 6, Where's the Shoe?

One night, a fellow drove his secretary home after she had imbibed a little too much at an office reception.

Although this was an innocent gesture, he decided not to mention it to his wife, who tended to get jealous easily.

The next night, the man and his wife were driving to a restaurant.

Suddenly, he looked down and spotted a high-heel shoe half hidden under the passenger seat.

Not wanting to be conspicuous, he waited until his wife was looking out her window before he scooped up the shoe

and tossed it out of the car.

With a sigh of relief, he pulled into the restaurant parking lot.

That's when he noticed his wife squirming around in her seat.

Honey, she asked, have you seen my other shoe?

Story 7, Dummy Husband A man asked his wife, if you could have anything in the world for one day, what would you want?

I'd love to be six again, she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early, and off they went to a local theme park.

What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park, the death slide, the screaming loop, the wall of fear, everything there was.

Wow!

Five hours later, she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down.

Off to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Big Mac along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, the latest Hollywood blockbuster, hot dogs, popcorn, Pepsi-Cola, and Eminem, Dems.

What a fabulous adventure.

Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed.

He leaned over and lovingly asked, well, dear, what was it like being six again?

One eye opened.

You dummy, I meant my dress size.

Story 8 A New Machine

The doctor asked the expectant father to try out a machine he had invented

that transferred labor pains from the mother to the father.

Billy agreed and the machine was set up.

But although it was set to its highest setting, Billy felt not a twinge.

Later that day he went home to pick up a few items his wife wanted

and discovered the milkman lying on his doorstep groaning in pain.

Story 9, Drunk Bob visited his friend Joe's house and was amazed at how well Joe treated his wife.

He told her several times how attractive she was, complimented her on her culinary skills, and showered her with hugs and kisses.

Gee, Bob remarked to his friend, you really make a big fuss over your wife.

I started to appreciate her more about six months ago, Joe said.

It has revived our marriage, and we couldn't be happier Inspired by Joe's story, Bob hurried home, hugged his wife, told her how much he loved her,

and said he wanted to hear all about her day Instead, she burst into tears Darling, Bob said, whatever's the matter?

This has been the worst day I've had for a long time, she replied This morning Billy fell off his bike and hurt his ankle, then the washing machine broke down Now,

to top it off, you come home drunk Story 10, How to Buy a Present

A man walked into a department store and told an assistant he'd like to buy a present for his wife Certainly,

sir, replied the assistant Perhaps a dress or a blouse?

Anything, said the man And in what color?

It doesn't matter Size?

Immaterial Seeing the assistant's confusion, the man explained that whenever he bought his wife something, she would always take it back to the shop and exchange it.

Why don't you get a gift voucher instead?

The assistant asked him.

Oh no, said the man.

That would be too impersonal.

Story 11, Relatives?

A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, relatives of yours?

Yep, the husband replied, in-laws.

Story 12, Your Horse Called Last Night

A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee

and slapped him on the back of the head.

I found a piece of paper in your trouser pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it," she said, furious.

You'd better have an explanation.

Calm down, dear," the man replied.

Remember last week when I was at the races?

That was the name of the horse I backed.

The next morning, his wife whacked him again.

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What was that for?

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He groaned.

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Your horse called last night, she said.

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Story 13, We're Saved Enough Money After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news,

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Darling, we've finally saved enough to buy what we started saving for in 1979.

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You mean a brand new Jaguar?

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She asked eagerly.

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No, he replied, a 1979 Jaguar.

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Story 14, Deathbed Confession Jake was on his deathbed His wife,

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Susan, was maintaining a vigil by his side She held his fragile hand,

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and tears ran down her face Her praying roused him from his slumber He looked up,

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and his pale lips began to move slightly My darling Susan, he whispered Hush, my love,

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she said Rest Don't talk He was insistent Susan,

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he said in his tired voice I have something I must confess to you There's nothing to confess,

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replied the weeping Susan Everything's alright, go to sleep No, no I must die in peace,

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Susan I slept with your sister, your best friend, and your mother I know,

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she replied That's why I poisoned you Story 15,

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After the Honeymoon A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.

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When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.

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Well, how was the honeymoon? asked the mother.

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Oh mama! she exclaimed.

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The honeymoon was wonderful. So romantic.

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No sooner had she spoken the words than she burst out crying.

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But mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language.

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He's been saying things I've never heard before.

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All these awful four-letter words.

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You've got to come get me and take me home.

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Now Sarah, her mother answered.

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Calm down.

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Tell me, what could be so awful?

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What four-letter words has he been using?

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Please don't make me tell you, Mama, wept the daughter.

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I'm so embarrassed.

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They're just too awful.

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You've got to come get me and take me home, please Mama.

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Darling, you must tell me what has you so upset.

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Tell your mother these horrible four-letter words.

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Still sobbing, the bride replied, Oh, Mama, words like dust, wash, iron, and cook.

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本課概述

在這一課中，學習者將通過幽默的故事情節來練習英語口語。這些故事不僅有趣，更能夠幫助學習者理解日常對話中常用的句型和詞彙。通過模仿故事中的對話，學習者可以提高他們的口語流利度和表達能力。使用影子跟讀技巧，學生能夠更自然地掌握語調和節奏，提升其英語口語能力。

重點詞彙與短語

bum（流浪漢）
spare（分出，給予）
modest income（適度的收入）
privacy（隱私）
toilet paper（衛生紙）
jealous（嫉妒的）
theme park（遊樂園）
squirm（扭動，煩躁）

練習技巧

在收聽這一系列的故事時，建議學習者採用影子跟讀的方法來提升口語能力。由於影片中的對話速度適中，學習者可以反覆播放並模仿故事中的說話者。注意他們的語調和停頓，嘗試用自己自然的發音進行跟讀。可以選擇逐句進行模仿，甚至暫停錄影，確保在瞭解對話內容後再進行復述。當你在影子跟讀的過程中，注意聲音的抑揚頓挫，這樣可以在實際交流中更好地掌握語言的韻律感。此外，學習者還可以結合這些風趣的故事來設想和創造自己的對話場景，進一步增強記憶和理解。

影片中的語法

說話人最常用的結構，並附上影片中的原話：

結構	影片中的用法
現在完成進行時 have/has been + -ing — 以前開始、現在仍在繼續的動作	He's been yelling · He's been saying
現在完成時 have/has + 過去分詞 — 過去發生但與現在仍有關聯的事	has revived · has been · we've finally saved
被動語態 be + 過去分詞 — 強調發生了什麼，而不是誰做的	was interrupted · was set

什麼是跟讀法？

跟讀法 (Shadowing) 是一種有科學依據的語言學習技巧，最初開發用於專業口譯員的培訓，並由多語言者Alexander Arguelles博士普及。這個方法簡單而強大：您在聽英語母語原聲的同時立即大聲重複——就像是一個延遲1-2秒緊跟說話者的影子。與被動聽力或語法練習不同，跟讀法強迫您的大腦和口腔肌肉同時處理並模模擬實的講話模式。研究表明它能顯著提高發音準確性，語調，節奏，連讀，聽力理解和口語流利度——使其成為雅思口語備考和真實英語交流最有效的方法之一。

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影片中的語法

什麼是跟讀法？