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Well, well, well.

What do we have here?

Oh, Majors isn't here yet?

I wasted all that coolness on a bunch of nobodies.

I'm just gonna reset.

*sad noises * Thank you.

Hey, Jake, question for you.

When I beat you, which victory dance should I do?

This one? Or this one?

Oh, wow.

Okay.

Both are examples of victory dances.

No comeback?

After I burned you with those moves?

- Thank you.

You must be pretty nervous.

Yep.

It's 9 :00 a .m.

Why is no one working?

Amy Santiago is a few minutes late, and we're all trying to guess why.

I like to play.

I'd say she's in line at the bank.

- This is fun.

- It is fun, but you're all wrong.

She clearly slipped through a subway grate and is having terrible sex with a mole man.

- - There she is, Amy.

Where have you been?

We've been worried sick.

Do you care to explain yourself?

- I'm just 70 seconds late.

It's not a big deal.

Don't worry about it.

- Santiago, you will tell us, and you will tell us now.

There was a problem at the bank.

Hot damn!

Time for me to get out there and spread my wings.

Thanks.

Get out there and spread my legs?

Pregnant.

Nice.

Means you had sex.

-Damn right I did.

And I forgot my birth control.

Yeah.

-Hey, now that it's just us, there's a-- thing I wanted to say, and there's a you.

-Why doesn't your mouth work?

Title of our sex tape.

-What?

-Your sex tape.

What?

No. Hey, don't you dare touch Amy Jr. -That's right.

It's your baby!

Are you saying I knocked you up?

You sure did.

- Jake.

Can I talk to you for a second?

Yeah, sure thing.

What did you want to tell me?

Captain Hope sent a very important text.

Oh.

*Eargh * But I do have some good news in three, two, pocket donut.

No!

It's everywhere.

Back up.

- Okay.

Pick up, pick up, pick up.

Hello?

Hey, it's Peralta.

Is Bledsoe still in custody?

Yeah, we got him, man.

He's in his... So Good news first.

We're going to be flying back past a beautiful sunset.

Bad news, Bloodsoe escaped from the hospital and we're all screwed.

Pretty sunset.

What's your story behind a PB &J?

I want a sandwich.

I make a sandwich.

I eat.

The sandwich.

I'm sorry, Evan.

I've been bursting in a song enough for you lately.

Would you like me to click my heels together or skip like a school child?

Yes, to all of that.

How do you like my new office?

20th floor.

Yes, I never thought I'd see you this high without a broom under you.

I wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing.

Coat, coat, jacket, coat.

Is this a police precinct or a Turkish bazaar?

Go ahead and gloat, you toad.

Thank you for this honor.

Deputy Chief.

Oh.

Okay.

You're welcome.

Lunchtime is over.

Boom! Did it!

Ha ha!

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Had it both ways.

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No regrets.

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Care to sit?

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I'm sure you'd like to take some weight off your cloven hooves.

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Calling me the devil?

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How original, Raymond.

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Actually, I was calling you a goat.

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You goat.

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- -Aww!

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I meant we have to fight her.

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We're not gonna fight her.

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She's the devil.

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And you don't dance with the devil because you get burned.

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Also, because in Madeline's case, she has no rhythm, and her hands are like little rat claws.

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My lady left me.

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That lady stayed.

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Come on, sir.

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Focus on the good.

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You can hold your head up.

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You took the high road with Wunch.

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Not entirely.

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When I was alone in her office, I changed her autocorrect.

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Now when she types "wonch," it gets replaced with But...

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I should not have gone to that party.

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I shouldn't have gone in that bathroom.

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I should not have arrested her boss.

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I don't see it that way.

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You did everything right.

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You were a good cop.

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Good lonely cop.

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Hey, man, you put yourself out there.

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You weren't breezy.

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You like Sophia, you've fought for her.

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You should be proud.

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No, you should be changing her autocorrect.

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What's your last name?

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Perez?

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No. It's BUT now.

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Sophia, but...

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That feels good, doesn't it?

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Not really.

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Okay.

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Then let's get soused.

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Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

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- Where are you at?

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- T -shirt.

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- Thank you.

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I only brought a bikini.

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It seems weird to be in front of the captain in a bathing suit.

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Gotta cover up them fangs, yeah?

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FYI, you can still see them from your shirt.

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So here we all are.

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Finally relaxing as a squad together in the tub.

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It's fun, huh?

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I can't hear anyone.

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Can we please turn off the jets?

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Yeah.

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Thank you. That was better.

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No more disturbed water.

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Good call.

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Wow, without the bubbles you can really see everything.

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Eyes up here, Peralta.

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you There's more where that came from.

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I got a real wet mouth.

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Gina!

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It's our first annual Boylanity Christmas.

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Are you excited about going to town on Daddy's nog?

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Christmas is canceled, Charles ruined it.

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I don't know, Jake.

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I'm afraid I'm gonna think about it every time I look at your crotch.

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Then stop looking at my crotch.

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*Screams * Jake, you gotta see this.

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There's something going on here.

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Something a little...hairy.

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Thank you.

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Nope.

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Don't see anything out of the ordinary.

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Really?

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Oh, maybe I should...

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frame the question differently.

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Terry, do you notice anything?

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Amy!

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- New shirt?

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- Oh, come on, guys!

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I grew a goatee, and it looks amazing, and I know you can see it.

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Of course we can see it, Charles.

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It's horrible.

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It looks like you unclogged a shower drain with your mouth.

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Yeah, you look exactly like the guy in the "Don't Talk to Strangers" poster.

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No, I don't.

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Now you're talking about your new goatee?

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Mm -hmm.

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I think it's a good choice of your face.

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Come over here so I can take a better look.

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Thank you, Captain.

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I knew you'd appreciate Bianca.

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That's right.

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I call her Bianca because she's dark and thick, like my first cousin, Bianca.

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Jeffers, Peralta, now.

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Hm?

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Whoa!

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Say goodbye to Bianca Boyle.

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Bianca!

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No!

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I'll see you tonight at my place.

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God, I hate you.

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Don't be late.

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Bye.

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I've learned some truly horrible things tonight.

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You were right and I was wrong.

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Goodness.

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Boyle is sleeping with Gina?

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What?

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How could you possibly know that?

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You were right and I was wrong.

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You must have been shaken to your core to say that to me.

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Boyle is your most trusted friend, so he has to be involved.

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Your use of the word "horrible" leads me to believe that the matter was sexual in nature, given your obvious immaturity.

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I've had sex.

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And, of course, you would be most upset if Boyle were to have slept with someone you knew from your childhood.

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Thus the solve: Gina. and Charles.

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That was amazing.

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So you heroically fought off three guys and that put you in a bad mood?

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If I did that, I would literally write a song about myself.

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It would be like, - Jake the hero, abs of steel, sha -la -la -la.

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- Hi -ya!

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- Door kick.

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- What's up, dude?

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- Is it lunchtime?

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- Is the drill over?

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- We're freeing you guys.

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- Jake, can you hear me?

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Is it lunchtime?

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- No, it's not lunchtime.

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It's 10 :30 in the morning.

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- No wonder I'm starving.

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- Detective Scully, you're up.

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- Oh, uh, okay.

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Um...

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Now, You know, we'll do this over the phone.

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So those threatening phone calls were being made to Tim Orsk, of Timmo's Limos.

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- It's interesting.

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This Ors guy's name keeps cropping up in this case.

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- Because he's the victim.

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He's the guy whose window was smashed with this rock.

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Okay?

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He's being extorted for $10 ,000.

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Sure, but what do they want from him?

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$10 ,000.

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I just said that.

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We're trying to figure out Who's doing the threatening?

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Wait, I have a theory.

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I think...

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Limousine and magazine come from the same word?

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Just focus!

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I'm sorry for snapping.

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I interviewed Orsk.

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Orsk, there it is again.

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Oh, you're useless.

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You're completely useless.

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You are without a doubt the most incompetent detectives I've ever seen.

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And I'm including that bomb -sniffing dog who humps all the bombs!

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You and Scully are giving campaign speeches in the briefing room tomorrow.

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What?

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- Sir, permission to arrest Diaz for being a jerk.

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- Permission to shoot Santiago for being a coward.

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- Stop it, both of you.

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Now you've done it.

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You've made me turn my chair.

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Hello Kevin.

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No, I haven't seen it.

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I very much doubt that.

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Why would the housekeeper steal your belt?

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What husband?

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She's a widow.

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Uh -oh.

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I have to go.

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Santiago, are you smoking in there?

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No. Why do I see smoke?

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Steam!

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I'm in the shower!

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Hey, so I told Captain Holt I'd work on Saturday.

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Wait, why?

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You won fair and square.

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I mean, I murdered you.

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That was pretty shady.

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Also, it was crazy assertive, and I feel like maybe I don't actually need power pose training.

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You don't.

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Mostly because nobody needs power pose training.

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The dinner with my parents on Saturday is...

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to introduce him to Marcus.

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What?

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Why didn't you just tell me?

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I didn't know stuff was getting that serious.

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Yeah, it's very embarrassing having feelings.

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Anyway.

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Thank you.

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You're welcome.

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Rosa's in love.

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Ew.

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Power pose.

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There's a confused old woman here who wants to talk to a detective.

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Oh, come on.

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Another drill.

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Hello?

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My name is Adelaide I'd like to report a crime.

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So we're just doing one of these every day.

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Oh, you got it.

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I know you got it.

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I want my money.

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Take, take, take.

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Tick.

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When I feel a food craving, I would dunk my head into ice water and reset my brain.

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Watch me.

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*laughter * Woo!

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- I'm all good.

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Yeah!

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You try.

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- Okay.

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- Now!

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- Ah!

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- Do it again!

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- It's so cold.

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It's really cold.

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Last time!

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It's so cold!

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Even my fiery dance moves aren't keeping me warm!

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The trick is You gotta be prepared.

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Mini cognac, ladies.

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Oh, yeah!

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Oh, nummy up, you little bastard.

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More drinks!

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Mm -mm -mm!

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That cold medicine Diaz chugged?

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It was the non -drowsy kind.

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She's all over the place!

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Hey!

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Hey!

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Hey!

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Hey!

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Guess what?

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I got a new lead to ask my perp about as a drug dealer on stage.

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They...

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- Oh, why doesn't someone answer that thought?

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Get it, I'll get it.

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Hello.

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No, there's no Michael here.

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You have the wrong number.

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Goodbye.

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Goodbye, Michael.

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That's a dumb name, but it's yours, and you should be proud of it, because you are the greatest detective I've ever known.

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No doy, yes?

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No doy.

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Well, when you finally change lanes an hour from now, we should go talk to Jake Super, see if there was a power outage.

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What?!

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Oh!

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Why would you do that?!

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Mario is doing it with...

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Teresa, Teresa is doing it with...

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Polly.

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I knew that.

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Polly is doing it with Lisa, and Lisa's doing it with Anthony.

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I really like this song.

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Did you come up with the melody?

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I'm pretty sure I did.

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Freddie is cheating with Bianca G, but also with her younger sister, Valerie.

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- No. - I'm choking on a lozenge!

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I'm gonna die!

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What?

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No. You were behind all this?

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You played me.

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Like Frans Bluhheim plays the flute.

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- - Uh -oh.

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So, how was your night? Of work.

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I'm not asking about your personal life.

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I don't care about you personally.

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I mean, I'm neutral.

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I mean, who are you?

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-Floundering is worse than silence.

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-Oh, cool.

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Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.

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No doubt.

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No doubt, no doubt.

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Man, this elevator's slow, huh?

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-That's because you haven't pressed the button.

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That's why you're the captain. So smart.

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I want to just Zip.

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*Gunshot * And no more turkey!

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Hmm.

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You leaving?

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Come, have breakfast with us.

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You're up early.

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Okay. And...

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Detector Diaz is here. as well.

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- Hey.

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I need a recommendation for a good restaurant.

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It's Marcus's birthday and I wanna do something - Ooh.

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Do you want, like, classic, romantic, or gastro -sensuous?

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- Ugh, never mind.

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Mmm.

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Texting.

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That's the most intimate thing you can do to a lover with your fingers.

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other than washing their hair.

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Rosa, listen to me.

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There is no party.

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Just get off my donut already.

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Don't lie to me, Boyle, or you will be eating your bone marrow custard through a straw.

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Well, that's exactly how you're supposed to eat bone marrow...

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Carl!

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Whew, great idea.

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Take a breather.

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That was way too personal.

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No one needs to know you have sisters.

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New topic.

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The moons of Jupiter.

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I think I might be pregnant.

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Oh.

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Oh...

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Oh...

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No. I just got a hold of ESU.

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The lab tech is en route from his home in New Jersey.

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Sergeant, is there any way you can replace this large ball with a chair that is actually a chair?

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I'm sorry, sir.

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That's all I've got.

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But it's good for your core.

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Yes, my core.

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It's engaged.

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I wouldn't take fitness tips from this shrimp.

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Sir, you remember my brother -in -law, Zeke?

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Yes, hello.

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Hey.

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What happened to the game I was DVRing?

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I was recording it for later.

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Well, the captain wanted to have the news on, so I stopped the recording.

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Well, the game was a blowout anyway.

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I mean, Everyone died, sports are canceled.

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You better hope that's true.

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Thank you.

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Good.

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He's gone.

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Now let's get serious and focus up.

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Thank you.

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Just trying to get to the printer.

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After you're done here, meet me in my office.

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I have something I need to ask you.

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It's food related.

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I will bring my A -game.

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Oh, my God, Gina.

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Captain Holt just asked me into his office for a food -related question.

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Yes, I heard, and that's how I know I don't care.

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I've wanted to build a rapport with him since he got here, but until now, All we've had in common was our bank.

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Guess who?

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NYPD, hands up!

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Ah!

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You just take back the money you gave to Terry and split it six ways, and at least everyone gets something.

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Yeah, but Terry needs the money.

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- For what?

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- Uh...

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for butt enhancement surgery.

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- Smart.

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That's a real problem area for Terry.

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- Yeah.

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- What?

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- What?

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- I am not having butt enhancement surgery, nor do I need it.

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- Whoo!

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- Whoo!

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- Ew, your head is so small.

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Like a little bit.

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No, no, no, it is so small!

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Where do you keep your brain?

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- Whoa!

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- Oh, good!

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- All right, got your PJs on, read you a story, checked under the bed for monsters.

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- Check again!

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- And now it's sleepy time.

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So here we go, getting on in.

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- Wait, wait, wait.

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You gotta promise me.

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You won't let them give me the operation.

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I want to have more kids.

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I don't want the vasectomy.

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Promise me, tiny head!

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Promise me!

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All right, I promise.

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I promise.

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Good.

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'Cause I'm not done with my testicles yet.

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I'm gonna let 'em see!

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Hey, folks!

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Wow.

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That sleep apnea mask is something else, huh?

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I gotta say.

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Ever since I got her.

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Her?

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She touches my lips, Jake.

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She's a her.

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And since you took up residence on my face, I sleep like a baby.

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Okay.

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I found this at my dad's place last night.

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It's from him to your mom.

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No!

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Yes?

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Boyle, this is bad.

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I thought our parents were just having a casual fling, but presence is like old people third base.

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No, that's rubbing butts together, but this is very close.

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Gina.

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They may be getting serious.

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Don't you dare say that!

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Do you know how disgustingly entangled our lives will be if our parents turn into a real couple?

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Yes!

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You think I want you and your mom horny in on the Boy O' Boys mimosa brunches?

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That's our guy time.

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We need to figure out what is in this horrible package, so we can determine where they're at in their relationship.

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What if it's a romantic book or like a picture of the two of them in a frame?

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Or his and hers pajamas?

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The kind that dissolve in your mouth!

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Ew!

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No!

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No, Charles!

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Ew!

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My mom is marrying Shudder.

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Charles' dad, toilet emoji.

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We are gonna be brother and sister to think this started with us just going to town on each other's sexy parts.

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- Eww.

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- Eww.

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- Charles, promise me that is not in your toast.

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- It's not.

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- Come on, man.

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Status update.

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Rosa, how are the flowers?

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I don't know.

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Yellow.

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-Tear bear?

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-I had my tuxedo altered to make it tighter like you wanted.

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-Delicious.

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Jake, have you checked in with the jeweler?

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-Yes, they said the ring will be ready at 2 :00 on the wedding day.

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I'm gonna pick it up on my way to the ceremony.

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-This is very important, Jake.

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Are you sure you can handle it?

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-Uh, well, let's see.

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Easy, last minute, and crucial as hell.

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Meets all the Peralta criteria.

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-Good.

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These tasks are top priority around here, people.

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I don't care how many criminals go free.

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All right?

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Dismissed.

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-I'm not done with my briefing yet.

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-I said dismissed!

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-And do you, Kevin?

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-Yes.

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And do you?

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-Yes, yes, we do.

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We're married.

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I feel like the coolest person in New York City!

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So how was the restaurant?

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It's such a normal time.

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Why are you being weird?

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Amy and I kissed.

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What?!

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To keep our cover from being blown, we didn't have a choice.

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Tell me everything!

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Charles, it was just a kiss, okay?

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It was for work, it was nothing.

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- Yeah, who cares about a kiss?

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Call me if you grab each other's asses.

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Nobody sucks up like a boil.

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Of course, you knew that already because you're so smart.

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I just did it to you.

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- Fine, little man.

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Bring it.

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Okay.

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Looks like you and I are in a good old -fashioned suck -off.

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Don't call it a suck -off.

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Why not?

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Why should-- oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, totally, yep.

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Mm?

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Hey, what's up?

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Hi.

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Sorry, we're so late.

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Actually, the party is over.

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What?

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The party is over.

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Oh, I see.

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You heard me.

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You were just.. taken by surprise.

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Very well.

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Good night. But...

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Oh!

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All I wanted to do was impress Captain Holt and you know what?

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It didn't matter.

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It didn't matter that we were late, it didn't matter that I was chill, and it didn't matter that the rats ate my salad.

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Oh no, I definitely saw them running away from it.

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If you forget your moves, just rip your cape off and throw me up in the air like a pizza.

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Put your hands together for the dance duo Mr. and Mrs. Terry Jeffers!

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I did not agree to that name.

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