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Well, well, well.
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What do we have here?
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Oh, Majors isn't here yet?
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I wasted all that coolness on a bunch of nobodies.
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I'm just gonna reset.
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*sad noises * Thank you.
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Hey, Jake, question for you.
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When I beat you, which victory dance should I do?
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This one? Or this one?
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Oh, wow.
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Okay.
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Both are examples of victory dances.
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No comeback?
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After I burned you with those moves?
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- Thank you.
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You must be pretty nervous.
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Yep.
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It's 9 :00 a .m.
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Why is no one working?
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Amy Santiago is a few minutes late, and we're all trying to guess why.
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I like to play.
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I'd say she's in line at the bank.
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- This is fun.
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- It is fun, but you're all wrong.
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She clearly slipped through a subway grate and is having terrible sex with a mole man.
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- - There she is, Amy.
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Where have you been?
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We've been worried sick.
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Do you care to explain yourself?
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- I'm just 70 seconds late.
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It's not a big deal.
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Don't worry about it.
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- Santiago, you will tell us, and you will tell us now.
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There was a problem at the bank.
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Hot damn!
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Time for me to get out there and spread my wings.
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Thanks.
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Get out there and spread my legs?
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Pregnant.
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Nice.
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Means you had sex.
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-Damn right I did.
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And I forgot my birth control.
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Yeah.
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-Hey, now that it's just us, there's a-- thing I wanted to say, and there's a you.
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-Why doesn't your mouth work?
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-Why doesn't your mouth work?
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Title of our sex tape.
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-What?
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-Your sex tape.
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What?
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No. Hey, don't you dare touch Amy Jr. -That's right.
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It's your baby!
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Are you saying I knocked you up?
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You sure did.
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- Jake.
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Can I talk to you for a second?
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Yeah, sure thing.
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What did you want to tell me?
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Captain Hope sent a very important text.
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Oh.
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*Eargh * But I do have some good news in three, two, pocket donut.
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No!
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It's everywhere.
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Back up.
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- Okay.
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Pick up, pick up, pick up.
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Hello?
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Hey, it's Peralta.
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Is Bledsoe still in custody?
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Yeah, we got him, man.
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He's in his... So Good news first.
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We're going to be flying back past a beautiful sunset.
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Bad news, Bloodsoe escaped from the hospital and we're all screwed.
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Pretty sunset.
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What's your story behind a PB &J?
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I want a sandwich.
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I make a sandwich.
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I eat.
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The sandwich.
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I'm sorry, Evan.
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I've been bursting in a song enough for you lately.
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Would you like me to click my heels together or skip like a school child?
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Yes, to all of that.
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How do you like my new office?
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20th floor.
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Yes, I never thought I'd see you this high without a broom under you.
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I wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing.
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Coat, coat, jacket, coat.
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Is this a police precinct or a Turkish bazaar?
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Go ahead and gloat, you toad.
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Thank you for this honor.
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Deputy Chief.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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You're welcome.
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Lunchtime is over.
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Boom! Did it!
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Ha ha!
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Had it both ways.
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No regrets.
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Care to sit?
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I'm sure you'd like to take some weight off your cloven hooves.
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Calling me the devil?
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How original, Raymond.
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Actually, I was calling you a goat.
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You goat.
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- -Aww!
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I meant we have to fight her.
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We're not gonna fight her.
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She's the devil.
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And you don't dance with the devil because you get burned.
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Also, because in Madeline's case, she has no rhythm, and her hands are like little rat claws.
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My lady left me.
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That lady stayed.
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Come on, sir.
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Focus on the good.
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You can hold your head up.
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You took the high road with Wunch.
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Not entirely.
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When I was alone in her office, I changed her autocorrect.
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Now when she types "wonch," it gets replaced with But...
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I should not have gone to that party.
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I shouldn't have gone in that bathroom.
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I should not have arrested her boss.
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I don't see it that way.
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You did everything right.
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You were a good cop.
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Good lonely cop.
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Hey, man, you put yourself out there.
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You weren't breezy.
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You like Sophia, you've fought for her.
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You should be proud.
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No, you should be changing her autocorrect.
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What's your last name?
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Perez?
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No. It's BUT now.
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Sophia, but...
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That feels good, doesn't it?
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Not really.
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Okay.
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Then let's get soused.
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Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
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- Where are you at?
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- T -shirt.
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- Thank you.
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I only brought a bikini.
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It seems weird to be in front of the captain in a bathing suit.
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Gotta cover up them fangs, yeah?
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FYI, you can still see them from your shirt.
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So here we all are.
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Finally relaxing as a squad together in the tub.
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It's fun, huh?
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I can't hear anyone.
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Can we please turn off the jets?
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Yeah.
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Thank you. That was better.
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No more disturbed water.
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Good call.
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Wow, without the bubbles you can really see everything.
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Eyes up here, Peralta.
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you There's more where that came from.
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I got a real wet mouth.
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Gina!
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It's our first annual Boylanity Christmas.
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Are you excited about going to town on Daddy's nog?
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Christmas is canceled, Charles ruined it.
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I don't know, Jake.
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I'm afraid I'm gonna think about it every time I look at your crotch.
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Then stop looking at my crotch.
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*Screams * Jake, you gotta see this.
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There's something going on here.
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Something a little...hairy.
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Thank you.
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Nope.
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Don't see anything out of the ordinary.
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Really?
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Oh, maybe I should...
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frame the question differently.
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Terry, do you notice anything?
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Amy!
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- New shirt?
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- Oh, come on, guys!
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I grew a goatee, and it looks amazing, and I know you can see it.
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Of course we can see it, Charles.
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It's horrible.
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It looks like you unclogged a shower drain with your mouth.
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Yeah, you look exactly like the guy in the "Don't Talk to Strangers" poster.
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No, I don't.
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Now you're talking about your new goatee?
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Mm -hmm.
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I think it's a good choice of your face.
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Come over here so I can take a better look.
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Thank you, Captain.
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I knew you'd appreciate Bianca.
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That's right.
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I call her Bianca because she's dark and thick, like my first cousin, Bianca.
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Jeffers, Peralta, now.
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Hm?
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Whoa!
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Say goodbye to Bianca Boyle.
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Bianca!
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No!
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I'll see you tonight at my place.
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God, I hate you.
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Don't be late.
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Bye.
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I've learned some truly horrible things tonight.
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You were right and I was wrong.
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Goodness.
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Boyle is sleeping with Gina?
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What?
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How could you possibly know that?
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You were right and I was wrong.
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You must have been shaken to your core to say that to me.
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Boyle is your most trusted friend, so he has to be involved.
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Your use of the word "horrible" leads me to believe that the matter was sexual in nature, given your obvious immaturity.
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I've had sex.
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And, of course, you would be most upset if Boyle were to have slept with someone you knew from your childhood.
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Thus the solve: Gina. and Charles.
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That was amazing.
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So you heroically fought off three guys and that put you in a bad mood?
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If I did that, I would literally write a song about myself.
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It would be like, - Jake the hero, abs of steel, sha -la -la -la.
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- Hi -ya!
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- Door kick.
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- What's up, dude?
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- Is it lunchtime?
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- Is the drill over?
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- We're freeing you guys.
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- Jake, can you hear me?
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Is it lunchtime?
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- No, it's not lunchtime.
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It's 10 :30 in the morning.
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- No wonder I'm starving.
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- Detective Scully, you're up.
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- Oh, uh, okay.
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Um...
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Now, You know, we'll do this over the phone.
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So those threatening phone calls were being made to Tim Orsk, of Timmo's Limos.
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- It's interesting.
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This Ors guy's name keeps cropping up in this case.
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- Because he's the victim.
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He's the guy whose window was smashed with this rock.
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Okay?
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He's being extorted for $10 ,000.
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Sure, but what do they want from him?
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$10 ,000.
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I just said that.
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We're trying to figure out Who's doing the threatening?
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Wait, I have a theory.
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I think...
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Limousine and magazine come from the same word?
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Just focus!
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I'm sorry for snapping.
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I interviewed Orsk.
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Orsk, there it is again.
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Oh, you're useless.
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You're completely useless.
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You are without a doubt the most incompetent detectives I've ever seen.
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And I'm including that bomb -sniffing dog who humps all the bombs!
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You and Scully are giving campaign speeches in the briefing room tomorrow.
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What?
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- Sir, permission to arrest Diaz for being a jerk.
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- Permission to shoot Santiago for being a coward.
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- Stop it, both of you.
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Now you've done it.
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You've made me turn my chair.
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Hello Kevin.
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No, I haven't seen it.
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I very much doubt that.
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Why would the housekeeper steal your belt?
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What husband?
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She's a widow.
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Uh -oh.
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I have to go.
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Santiago, are you smoking in there?
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No. Why do I see smoke?
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Steam!
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I'm in the shower!
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Hey, so I told Captain Holt I'd work on Saturday.
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Wait, why?
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You won fair and square.
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I mean, I murdered you.
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That was pretty shady.
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Also, it was crazy assertive, and I feel like maybe I don't actually need power pose training.
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You don't.
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Mostly because nobody needs power pose training.
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The dinner with my parents on Saturday is...
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to introduce him to Marcus.
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What?
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Why didn't you just tell me?
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I didn't know stuff was getting that serious.
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Yeah, it's very embarrassing having feelings.
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Anyway.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Rosa's in love.
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Ew.
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Power pose.
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There's a confused old woman here who wants to talk to a detective.
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Oh, come on.
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Another drill.
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Hello?
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My name is Adelaide I'd like to report a crime.
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So we're just doing one of these every day.
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Oh, you got it.
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I know you got it.
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I want my money.
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Take, take, take.
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Tick.
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When I feel a food craving, I would dunk my head into ice water and reset my brain.
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Watch me.
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*laughter * Woo!
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- I'm all good.
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Yeah!
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You try.
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- Okay.
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- Now!
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- Ah!
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- Do it again!
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- It's so cold.
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It's really cold.
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Last time!
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It's so cold!
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Even my fiery dance moves aren't keeping me warm!
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The trick is You gotta be prepared.
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Mini cognac, ladies.
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Oh, yeah!
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Oh, nummy up, you little bastard.
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More drinks!
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Mm -mm -mm!
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That cold medicine Diaz chugged?
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It was the non -drowsy kind.
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She's all over the place!
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Guess what?
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I got a new lead to ask my perp about as a drug dealer on stage.
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They...
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- Oh, why doesn't someone answer that thought?
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Get it, I'll get it.
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Hello.
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No, there's no Michael here.
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You have the wrong number.
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Goodbye.
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Goodbye, Michael.
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That's a dumb name, but it's yours, and you should be proud of it, because you are the greatest detective I've ever known.
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No doy, yes?
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No doy.
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Well, when you finally change lanes an hour from now, we should go talk to Jake Super, see if there was a power outage.
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What?!
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Oh!
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Why would you do that?!
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Mario is doing it with...
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Teresa, Teresa is doing it with...
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Polly.
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I knew that.
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Polly is doing it with Lisa, and Lisa's doing it with Anthony.
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I really like this song.
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Did you come up with the melody?
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I'm pretty sure I did.
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Freddie is cheating with Bianca G, but also with her younger sister, Valerie.
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- No. - I'm choking on a lozenge!
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I'm gonna die!
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What?
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No. You were behind all this?
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You played me.
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Like Frans Bluhheim plays the flute.
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- - Uh -oh.
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So, how was your night? Of work.
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I'm not asking about your personal life.
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I don't care about you personally.
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I mean, I'm neutral.
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I mean, who are you?
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-Floundering is worse than silence.
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-Oh, cool.
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Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
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No doubt.
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No doubt, no doubt.
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Man, this elevator's slow, huh?
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-That's because you haven't pressed the button.
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That's why you're the captain. So smart.
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I want to just Zip.
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*Gunshot * And no more turkey!
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Hmm.
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You leaving?
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Come, have breakfast with us.
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You're up early.
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Okay. And...
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Detector Diaz is here. as well.
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- Hey.
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I need a recommendation for a good restaurant.
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It's Marcus's birthday and I wanna do something - Ooh.
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Do you want, like, classic, romantic, or gastro -sensuous?
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- Ugh, never mind.
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Mmm.
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Texting.
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That's the most intimate thing you can do to a lover with your fingers.
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other than washing their hair.
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Rosa, listen to me.
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There is no party.
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Just get off my donut already.
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Don't lie to me, Boyle, or you will be eating your bone marrow custard through a straw.
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Well, that's exactly how you're supposed to eat bone marrow...
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Carl!
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Whew, great idea.
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Take a breather.
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That was way too personal.
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No one needs to know you have sisters.
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New topic.
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The moons of Jupiter.
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I think I might be pregnant.
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Oh.
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.
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Oh...
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Oh...
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No. I just got a hold of ESU.
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The lab tech is en route from his home in New Jersey.
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Sergeant, is there any way you can replace this large ball with a chair that is actually a chair?
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I'm sorry, sir.
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That's all I've got.
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But it's good for your core.
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Yes, my core.
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It's engaged.
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I wouldn't take fitness tips from this shrimp.
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Sir, you remember my brother -in -law, Zeke?
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Yes, hello.
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Hey.
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What happened to the game I was DVRing?
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I was recording it for later.
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Well, the captain wanted to have the news on, so I stopped the recording.
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Well, the game was a blowout anyway.
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I mean, Everyone died, sports are canceled.
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You better hope that's true.
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Thank you.
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Good.
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He's gone.
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Now let's get serious and focus up.
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Thank you.
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Just trying to get to the printer.
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After you're done here, meet me in my office.
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I have something I need to ask you.
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It's food related.
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I will bring my A -game.
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Oh, my God, Gina.
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Captain Holt just asked me into his office for a food -related question.
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Yes, I heard, and that's how I know I don't care.
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I've wanted to build a rapport with him since he got here, but until now, All we've had in common was our bank.
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Guess who?
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NYPD, hands up!
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Ah!
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You just take back the money you gave to Terry and split it six ways, and at least everyone gets something.
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Yeah, but Terry needs the money.
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- For what?
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- Uh...
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for butt enhancement surgery.
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- Smart.
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That's a real problem area for Terry.
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- Yeah.
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- What?
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- What?
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- I am not having butt enhancement surgery, nor do I need it.
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- Whoo!
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- Whoo!
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- Ew, your head is so small.
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Like a little bit.
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No, no, no, it is so small!
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Where do you keep your brain?
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- Whoa!
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- Oh, good!
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- All right, got your PJs on, read you a story, checked under the bed for monsters.
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- Check again!
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- And now it's sleepy time.
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So here we go, getting on in.
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- Wait, wait, wait.
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You gotta promise me.
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You won't let them give me the operation.
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I want to have more kids.
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I don't want the vasectomy.
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Promise me, tiny head!
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Promise me!
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All right, I promise.
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I promise.
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Good.
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'Cause I'm not done with my testicles yet.
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I'm gonna let 'em see!
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Hey, folks!
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Wow.
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That sleep apnea mask is something else, huh?
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I gotta say.
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Ever since I got her.
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Her?
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She touches my lips, Jake.
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She's a her.
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And since you took up residence on my face, I sleep like a baby.
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Okay.
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I found this at my dad's place last night.
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It's from him to your mom.
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No!
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Yes?
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Boyle, this is bad.
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I thought our parents were just having a casual fling, but presence is like old people third base.
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No, that's rubbing butts together, but this is very close.
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Gina.
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They may be getting serious.
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Don't you dare say that!
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Do you know how disgustingly entangled our lives will be if our parents turn into a real couple?
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Yes!
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You think I want you and your mom horny in on the Boy O' Boys mimosa brunches?
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That's our guy time.
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We need to figure out what is in this horrible package, so we can determine where they're at in their relationship.
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What if it's a romantic book or like a picture of the two of them in a frame?
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Or his and hers pajamas?
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The kind that dissolve in your mouth!
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Ew!
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No!
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No, Charles!
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Ew!
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My mom is marrying Shudder.
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Charles' dad, toilet emoji.
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We are gonna be brother and sister to think this started with us just going to town on each other's sexy parts.
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- Eww.
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- Eww.
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- Charles, promise me that is not in your toast.
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- It's not.
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- Come on, man.
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Status update.
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Rosa, how are the flowers?
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I don't know.
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Yellow.
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-Tear bear?
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-I had my tuxedo altered to make it tighter like you wanted.
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-Delicious.
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Jake, have you checked in with the jeweler?
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-Yes, they said the ring will be ready at 2 :00 on the wedding day.
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I'm gonna pick it up on my way to the ceremony.
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-This is very important, Jake.
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Are you sure you can handle it?
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-Uh, well, let's see.
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Easy, last minute, and crucial as hell.
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Meets all the Peralta criteria.
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-Good.
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These tasks are top priority around here, people.
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I don't care how many criminals go free.
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All right?
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Dismissed.
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-I'm not done with my briefing yet.
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-I said dismissed!
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-And do you, Kevin?
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-Yes.
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And do you?
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-Yes, yes, we do.
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We're married.
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I feel like the coolest person in New York City!
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So how was the restaurant?
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It's such a normal time.
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Why are you being weird?
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Amy and I kissed.
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What?!
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To keep our cover from being blown, we didn't have a choice.
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Tell me everything!
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Charles, it was just a kiss, okay?
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It was for work, it was nothing.
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- Yeah, who cares about a kiss?
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Call me if you grab each other's asses.
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Nobody sucks up like a boil.
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Of course, you knew that already because you're so smart.
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I just did it to you.
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- Fine, little man.
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Bring it.
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Okay.
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Looks like you and I are in a good old -fashioned suck -off.
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Don't call it a suck -off.
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Why not?
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Why should-- oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, totally, yep.
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Mm?
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Hey, what's up?
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Hi.
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Sorry, we're so late.
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Actually, the party is over.
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What?
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The party is over.
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Oh, I see.
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You heard me.
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You were just.. taken by surprise.
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Very well.
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Good night. But...
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Oh!
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All I wanted to do was impress Captain Holt and you know what?
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It didn't matter.
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It didn't matter that we were late, it didn't matter that I was chill, and it didn't matter that the rats ate my salad.
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Oh no, I definitely saw them running away from it.
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If you forget your moves, just rip your cape off and throw me up in the air like a pizza.
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Put your hands together for the dance duo Mr. and Mrs. Terry Jeffers!
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I did not agree to that name.
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《神烦警探》名场面：轻松学英语的幽默素材
《神烦警探》（Brooklyn Nine-Nine）的这段对话充满美式幽默，角色间的互动自然生动，非常适合用来练习英语口语。对话围绕同事间的调侃展开，既有日常闲聊的随性，也有机智的吐槽，能帮助学习者熟悉真实场景中的表达逻辑。
日常交流必备的5个短语
- "wasted all that coolness"：字面意为“浪费了所有帅气”，实际指“白费功夫装酷”，可用于自嘲或调侃他人。
- "burned you with those moves"：“用这些动作碾压你”，引申为“用妙招让对方无言以对”，适合朋友间的玩笑。
- "spread my wings"：“展翅飞翔”，此处表示“大展拳脚”，可用于表达准备大干一场的心情。
- "Title of our sex tape"：这是典型的美式荤段子，利用双关制造笑点，需结合语境理解其幽默逻辑。
- "70 seconds late"：“迟到70秒”，用具体数字强调“几乎没迟到”，体现角色的严谨性格。
跟练指南：如何用好这段视频
想要通过这段对话提高英语发音和口语流畅度，shadowing（影子跟读法）是关键。首先，先完整观看视频，熟悉角色的语气和节奏；然后，逐句暂停，模仿每个单词的发音、重音和语调，尤其注意连读（如“what do we have here”）和弱读（如“it's not a big deal”中的“a”）。重复练习时，可使用shadowing site（影子跟练网站）辅助，对比自己与原音的差异。
对于准备雅思口语练习的学习者，可重点关注对话中的逻辑衔接和幽默表达。比如，角色如何用反问（“Why doesn't your mouth work?”）制造笑点，如何用简洁的短句（“Pregnant. Nice.”）传递信息。坚持每天10分钟的shadowspeak练习，能有效提升口语的自然度和反应速度。
记住，学英语不必枯燥，像这样的幽默对话既能激发兴趣，又能让你在轻松氛围中掌握实用表达。赶紧打开视频，开始你的shadowing之旅吧！
什么是跟读法？
跟读法 (Shadowing) 是一种有科学依据的语言学习技巧，最初开发用于专业口译员的培训，并由多语言者Alexander Arguelles博士普及。这个方法简单而强大：您在听英语母语原声的同时立即大声重复——就像是一个延迟1-2秒紧跟说话者的影子。与被动听力或语法练习不同，跟读法强迫您的大脑和口腔肌肉同时处理并模仿真实的讲话模式。研究表明它能显着提高发音准确性，语调，节奏，连读，听力理解和口语流利度——使其成为雅思口语备考和真实英语交流最有效的方法之一。