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I thought I had COVID about three times.

I'm one of those idiots.

I was like, I think I have it.

Can you feel?

I'm bad with pain, too.

Like, the other day, I hit my elbow right on that spot where if I had a gun, I'd be dead now.

You know, that's...

I can't do pain.

That's why I could never be a cop.

I couldn't walk around with a gun right here.

There's 50 things a day where I'd be like, fuck that, that ain't worth...

That's my main problem, by the way, with the whole defund the police idea.

What about people that want to commit suicide by cop?

What about them?

Anyway, we'll put a pin in that, but...

We had a lot of protests in New York, and now we have protestors that just live here.

They're not at a protest, they're just here.

I saw a protester in Washington Square Park.

She had green hair and dirty legs.

and she's holding a little piece of cardboard and it's with a sharpie it said abolish billionaires she's standing there

and I thought I don't think it's gonna do it it doesn't feel like that's gonna result and Jeff Bezos what's happening

Sadly, it's going to be okay for him.

I thought it was good how young people got out there and they expressed themselves.

They went out there to solve a lot of problems.

Not all problems, but some of them.

They went out there to stop discrimination.

Not all discrimination, just some of it, which is a weird form of discrimination.

There are groups.

there are groups that are discriminated against who don't have any protesters

or any people working for them and we all discriminate against these people like ugly people, everybody discriminates against ugly people they do

and it's awful I'd rather be discriminated against for my race than for being ugly

you might not lose a job or a promotion but nobody kisses you on the lips your whole fucking life, try that

this is what we say to ugly people we don't like your face we just don't like it

so no one's going to fall in love with you

and it's unanimous sorry

and we just expect ugly people would be like oh no

I understand I mean sure it's my head shape it's no good for you

so I'll with well go without the things

that matter in life also overweight people overweight people deal with things

that none of us deal with because I'm not overweight

there's people who are discriminated against

because of their weight I read a story once about a woman who's 600 pounds

and she couldn't get medical care

because everything she goes to the doctor he just says it's

because she's fat everything she's like my knees hurt he's like

yeah my knees hurt just looking at you what do you

think was gonna happen she's like i have chest pains he says yeah

because your organs are over capacity

so they're hurting she's like i got shot in the head he's like yeah

because you're fat somebody shot you in the head because you're fat

it's a terrible story here's the worst part of the story

and this is true this is true she needed an MRI

because she had something serious she's 600 pounds

she doesn't fit in the machine

you know what they did they sent her to the zoo I'm not kidding they sent her to the fucking zoo

that's what we do for fat people we need an MRI hey here's your prescription go to the zoo

yeah that's where you should go you should go to the zoo

by the way you know how many fat people

we have in this country about 600 trillion billion thousands of them

you know how many trans people there are about 38 but

if you're trans and you need a restroom

and it's awkward we'll change every restroom but if you're fat

and need an MRI you go to the zoo you fat bitch just

Let's go to the zoo.

You go experience that today.

What happens when she gets to the zoo?

What actually fucking happens when she arrives at the zoo?

Hi.

Are you here to see the monkeys?

No, I'm here for an MRI.

oh shit all right yeah uh -huh okay just stand in the straw over here

yeah you're after the walrus who has lymphoma

By the way, why is there an MRI machine at the fucking zoo?

Who was developing that instead of a fat human being MRI?

Who's paying for this shit?

You don't give an elephant a fucking magnetic resonance image test.

What are you fucking high?

That's obscene.

If an elephant is sick, you just listen.

You do this thing.

I'm saying this out of respect for elephants, by the way, because we're supposed to respect how they live.

They don't fucking cure their diseases.

This is not their culture.

This is our weird.

Let's fix it.

Oh, he's sick.

That's not how elephants live.

An elephant in the Serengeti isn't like, I have a lump.

I have to see my oncologist.

When an elephant gets cancer, he falls over and he takes his fucking turn and becomes food.

You don't put an elephant in a state -of -the -art .

What if you find cancer?

What, are you going to give him chemotherapy?

Skinny elephant with a pink baseball hat?

Each day is a gift.

I love animals.

I do.

We have a weird relationship to animals.

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We name them, and we play with them, and we kill them, and we eat them, and we stuff them, and we draw them.

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I have a dog.

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I love my dog, but I don't know my dog.

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We've never had a conversation, not one time.

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I talk, and she just hears...

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She looks at me and I'm like, yes.

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She's like, what, you don't know what the fuck I'm thinking.

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Fuck you.

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I don't know this bitch.

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I have no idea what she's thinking.

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I really wish I did.

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I wish I knew what she was thinking.

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It's my biggest wish maybe in life is that I knew, because I know she has thoughts.

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I know she does.

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There's no way she's just like, dog.

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There's stuff going on in here.

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I've seen it.

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You ever watch your dog make a decision?

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you ever watch your dog just walk in the room and look around like

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yeah i'm gonna go over here why please tell me why

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i think my dog thinks i'm insane

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because i look at my life through her through her eyes like I'll watch TV for four hours

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and from my dog's point of view, I'm just sitting there

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What the fuck is he laughing what happened

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my dog is my life now

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because my kids are growing up my kids are in college

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and they're all you know I'm an empty nester that's what you call it

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when your kids are gone because they grew up not

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if they're dead it's not used that way my daughter died of leukemia hey you're an empty nester

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I miss it.

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I miss having little kids.

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I think about it all the time.

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I think about it maybe adopting, you know.

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I could adopt a baby from a third world country.

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That's a good thing to do because you can just leave them outside.

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You don't have to.

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You know, it's interesting.

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We've been adopting babies from other countries in America for a long time.

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You know, other countries do it too, but I live here, so I'll talk about that.

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It's an interesting thing.

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It's not a biological imperative to go get a baby from thousands of miles away,

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but we've been doing that in large numbers here for a long time.

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And not always for the same reasons.

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There's been different reasons why we've done it.

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In the early, like in the 70s,

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when I grew up, sometimes you meet a couple who had an African baby that they brought because they're those kind of,

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you know, these kinds of people, you know, the kind of couples that hold hands

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when they announce things you know those kind of people they gather their friends and they're like We've decided.

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You know those?

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They have a farm table with a clay pot of honey on it.

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And their apple juice is cloudy.

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You know what I'm talking about?

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Those are the kind of people that make a trip to Zimbabwe

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and get a baby and name them Kevin and send them to Boston College or whatever.

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That was like the 70s and 80s.

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Then in the 90s, it became very popular with gay couples started to adopt babies from China

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because they want to have a baby, but they both have dicks.

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I don't know if you know that.

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Did you know that?

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Gay couples have two dicks.

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So they can't make a baby.

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You can try.

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Just really fucking...

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You can try to come into one dick with the other.

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Like, if you line up the dick holes, and you can come, and the sperm goes up this dick and down that one.

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and then the sperm gets to the balls and he's and they're like wait what the fuck

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did we turn around because we're in the balls again

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whose balls are these these aren't even his balls

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oh he's gay fuck all right okay all right well let's just swim around till

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we're dead it's the way

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it is you're not gonna know a baby will never come out of a penis

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it's good it's a good thing

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because hard for women imagine pushing a whole baby out of

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your penis dick hole even just a hand yeah anyway so that's why gay couples adopt.

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That's why.

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And often from China, because they make a lot of stuff there. So that was that.

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The gay couples were adopting Chinese babies because they couldn't have babies.

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And then a lot of other couples started doing it more around the turn of the century.

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I used to live in Hollywood, which is a pretty awful place.

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And everybody there gets Chinese babies.

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It's very popular.

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And it's not because they can't have babies, and it's not because they're trying to help somebody from far away.

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It's because they're just busy.

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They're busy.

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They want to have a baby, but they don't want to have a baby.

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You know what I mean?

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That thing where you can't have your baby and eat it, too, or whatever.

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I don't know how that works.

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They don't want to get pregnant is the point, so they go to China.

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They don't even go to China.

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They go to the airport, and somebody from China meets them, gives them a baby.

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It's true.

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They just take it home, and then they get a Jamaican nanny to watch their Chinese baby.

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And they go to cocktail parties.

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We have a Chinese baby.

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It's amazing.

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And meanwhile, the Chinese baby and the Jamaican nanny are just alone looking at each other like, what are we doing?

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What is this?

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Why can't either of us see our families?

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Why?

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What the fuck is the point of this?

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Esta lección de conversación se basa en el vídeo “Louis Ck Live Comedy THREE 2021”. Las palabras que más se repiten: baby, zoo, elephant, fat, dog. Este vídeo tiene 200 frases y 1899 palabras para practicar shadowing. La parte hablada dura 13:19. El hablante mantiene un ritmo constante de unas 143 palabras por minuto, cómodo para el shadowing. El 85 % de las palabras está entre las 3.000 más comunes del inglés; conviene repasar el resto antes de empezar.

Vocabulario clave de este vídeo

15 palabras del vídeo que vale la pena aprender, con su pronunciación y significado:

Palabra	Pronunciación	Significado
elephant sustantivo	/ˈɛlɪfənt/	elefante
adopt verbo	/əˈdɑpt/	adoptar, ahijar
ugly adjetivo	/ˈʌɡli/	feo
discriminate verbo	/dɪˈskɹɪm.əˌneɪt/	discriminar
discrimination sustantivo	/dɪskɹɪmɪˈneɪʃən/	discriminación, discrimen
overweight adjetivo	/ˌoʊvɚˈweɪt/	con sobrepeso, tener sobrepeso
awful adjetivo	/ˈɔːfʊl/	infumable, malísimo
protest sustantivo	/ˈpɹoʊ.tɛst/	protesta, estriladera
translation sustantivo	/tɹænzˈleɪʃən/	traducción, transmisión
knee sustantivo	/ni/	rodilla, hinojo
meanwhile adverbio	/ˈmiːnwaɪl/	mientras tanto
solve verbo	/sɒlv/	resolver, solucionar
promotion sustantivo	/pɹəˈmoʊʃn̩/	ascenso, promoción
insane adjetivo	/ɪnˈseɪn/	enfermo mental, enajenado
arrive verbo	/əˈɹaɪv/	llegar, arribar

Phrasal verbs que vas a escuchar

Palabra	Pronunciación	Significado
grow up verbo		crecer
go out verbo		salir
fall over verbo		caerse
get out verbo		salir
go over verbo		sentar, pasar
go up verbo		subir
line up verbo	/laɪnˈʌp/	alinear
turn around verbo		darle una vuelta, dar(se) una vuelta

Frases que vale la pena repetir

Frases cortas y completas del vídeo que puedes reutilizar en la conversación diaria:

Are you here to see the monkeys?
What if you find cancer?
What, are you going to give him chemotherapy?
You know what I'm talking about?
Why can't either of us see our families?

Gramática en este vídeo

Las estructuras que más usa el hablante, con las palabras exactas del vídeo:

Estructura	En el vídeo
Present perfect continuous have/has been + -ing — una acción que empezó antes y continúa	We've been adopting · we've been doing
Present perfect have/has + participio pasado — una acción pasada que sigue importando ahora	We've never had · I've seen · There's been
Voz pasiva be + participio pasado — importa lo que ocurre, no quién lo hace	are discriminated · be discriminated
Oraciones de relativo who / which + oración — información extra sobre una persona o cosa	people who are · Hollywood, which is

Pronunciación a tener en cuenta

El hablante usa 82 contracciones y formas reducidas, como don't, I'm, they're. Dilas en su forma corta, tal como las oyes.

Los sonidos de “th”: gather /ˈɡæðɚ/, chemotherapy /ˌkiːməʊˈθɛɹəpi/
Los sonidos de “sh” y “zh”: discrimination /dɪskɹɪmɪˈneɪʃən/, translation /tɹænzˈleɪʃən/, promotion /pɹəˈmoʊʃn̩/, prescription /pɹəˈskɹɪp.ʃən/, abolish /əˈbɑl.ɪʃ/
Palabras largas — cuida el acento: discriminate /dɪˈskɹɪm.əˌneɪt/, discrimination /dɪskɹɪmɪˈneɪʃən/, biological /ˌbaɪ.əˈlɑ.d͡ʒɪ.kəl/, unanimous /juˈnænəməs/, imperative /ɪmˈpɛɹ.ə.tɪv/

Sonidos difíciles para hispanohablantes:

s + consonante al inicio — sin añadir una “e” delante: swim /swɪm/, skinny /ˈskɪni/, straw /stɹɔ/
/v/ — no es /b/: los dientes tocan el labio inferior: overweight /ˌoʊvɚˈweɪt/, solve /sɒlv/, arrive /əˈɹaɪv/, imperative /ɪmˈpɛɹ.ə.tɪv/
/z/ — sonora, no /s/: translation /tɹænzˈleɪʃən/, resonance /ˈɹɛzənəns/

Cómo practicar con este vídeo

Escucha el vídeo entero una vez sin hablar y anota las palabras que no conoces.
Haz shadowing frase por frase a velocidad normal, repitiendo cada una hasta que tu ritmo coincida con el del hablante.
Grábate y compara con el original, prestando atención a palabras como elephant, adopt, ugly.

¿Qué es la Técnica de Shadowing?

Shadowing es una técnica de aprendizaje de idiomas respaldada por la ciencia, desarrollada originalmente para la formación de intérpretes profesionales y popularizada por el políglota Dr. Alexander Arguelles. El método es simple pero poderoso: escuchas audio en inglés nativo y lo repites en voz alta de inmediato, como una sombra que sigue al hablante con solo 1-2 segundos de retraso. A diferencia de la escucha pasiva o los ejercicios de gramática, el shadowing obliga a tu cerebro y músculos de la boca a procesar y reproducir simultáneamente patrones de habla reales. Las investigaciones muestran que mejora significativamente la precisión de la pronunciación, la entonación, el ritmo, el habla conectada, la comprensión auditiva y la fluidez al hablar, convirtiéndola en una de las metodologías más efectivas para la preparación del IELTS Speaking y la comunicación en inglés en el mundo real.

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