शैडोइंग अभ्यास: Spider-Man & Peter Parker Being Hilarious For 37 Mins Straight 😂 - वीडियो के साथ अंग्रेजी बोलना सीखें

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When I blipped back to my apartment, the family that was living there was very confused.
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The wife thought that I was a mistress.
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Grandma thought that I was a ghost.
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It was really a mess.
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Thank you all for coming out to support those who have been displaced by the blip.
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And of course, thanks to our very own Spider -Man!
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Thank you, Ms. Parker, for having me.
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And thank you, you guys, for having me.
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And thank you, Spider -Man, and he'll be right back out to take photos and videos.
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Thank you. That was amazing.
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That was great.
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Oh, that was so cool.
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I was so nervous.
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I'm sorry, I was a little stiff.
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I felt like I wasn't in the pocket.
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No, I thought you did great.
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Yeah, well, I actually did think you were a little stiff.
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I felt that, too.
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I felt that, too.
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It's fine.
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It's fine.
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It's fine.
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Okay.
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Did you get your passport?
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Yeah.
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Mini toothpaste?
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Yeah, I did.
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Hey, sorry I'm late.
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Happy!
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Hey!
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Oh, you look lovely.
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Thanks.
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You, too.
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Thank you.
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New dress?
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Uh, yeah.
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Yes, it is.
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It's a new beard.
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It's my blip beard.
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Because I grew it in the blip.
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Yes.
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Blip beard.
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I see.
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Yeah.
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Anyway, so the reason I'm late is
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because this was misplaced at the office to believe it
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because it's enormous i mean not the amount the size so the amount's nice
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they're very generous pepper pots said thank you sorry she couldn't
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be here i think i'm gonna go change the sterno under the vegan lasagna spider -man go shake hands will do
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what just happened heads up nick fury's calling you Nick Fury's gonna call me?
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Yeah.
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Why?
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Why?
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Because he probably has some hero stuff for you to do.
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You're a superhero.
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He calls superheroes.
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Well, I mean if it was really that important, he'd probably call someone else, not me.
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Apparently not.
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That's it.
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No caller ID.
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That's him.
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I don't really want to talk to Nick Fury.
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Answer the phone.
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Why?
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Because if you don't talk to him, then I have to talk to him.
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I don't want to talk to him.
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Well, why don't you want to talk to him?
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Because I'm scared.
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Just answer the phone.
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You sent Nick Fury to voicemail?
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Yeah.
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You don't set Nick Fury to voicemail.
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Did you hear that?
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They're calling me.
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I gotta go.
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I gotta go.
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You gotta talk to him.
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I'm gonna call him.
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I promise you I'm gonna call him.
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I will.
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You do not ghost Nick Fury.
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I promise you.
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I'll call him.
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After my trip.
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Hey.
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Yeah.
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No, no, he's not ghosting.
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Dimitri, where exactly are we?
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Okay.
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Oh, my gosh.
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I'll figure it out.
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Yeah.
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It's beautiful.
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What?
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Hello.
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Close the door.
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Um, I'm Peter Parker.
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Take off your clothes.
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Excuse me?
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You told Fury Spider -Man cannot be seen in Europe.
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So I made you this.
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Another suit.
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Oh, uh, thank you.
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I'm sure it fits.
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I don't really need to try it.
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Take off your clothes.
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Okay.
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Sure.
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This is embarrassing.
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Now, hurry up.
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Weird.
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No, no, no, no. Don't.
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Whoa!
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Uh...
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Sorry, uh, I thought this was the bathroom.
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This is not what it looks like, just...
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Yeah.
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What are you doing?
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Brad!
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I'll leave you two alone.
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Don't shoot anybody.
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Brad!
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It's not what it looks like, buddy!
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Hey man, look.
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Look, Peter, I'm not here to judge your life choices, dude.
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If you want to hook up with some random European chick on our school trip, that's on you.
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No, that's not what that was, honestly.
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I can't pretend that I didn't see what I just saw.
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I know you're trying to get with MJ, it's obvious.
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But I like her too.
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Wait a minute.
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Hey, you cannot show her that photo, dude.
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Come on.
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I'm sorry, man.
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I have to.
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She deserves the truth.
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Okay, put your one foot in front of the other and everybody back on the bus.
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I can't believe I gave Beck those glasses.
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I mean, how could I be that stupid?
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He's probably spying on me right now or sending a drone to come and kill me.
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You had access to killer drones?
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Yeah, I didn't really want them, especially after I almost killed Brad.
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You almost killed Brad?
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Look, I have to call Mr. Fury and tell him that Beck's a fraud, but I think he tapped my phone.
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Okay, so what are you going to do?
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I need my suit, and I have to go to Berlin and talk to Mr. Fury in person.
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Oh, Ned, perfect.
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The costume looks great.
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For the costume party at the prince's castle.
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She knows I told her He didn't tell me I figured it out.
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Oh That's cool like a long time ago.
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Oh Look Mysterio is a fraud But but he saved me and Betty's lives.
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No, he's been faking the whole thing was illusion tech.
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Yeah, he's using these like hologram projectors.
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Whoa, that's crazy Yeah So you guys were like working the case together or what it's been mostly me Look,
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Ned, I need you to call May, get her to call Mr. Harrington and say
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that she wanted me to stay with family in Berlin until this all blows over, okay?
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Got it.
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Easy.
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Wow, you guys lie with such ease.
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Gotta go.
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Uh, wait, the projector.
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You're gonna need this.
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Don't tell anyone about this, okay?
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Anyone who knows is in danger.
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So, you know, too, it's cool.
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Um, I mean, I've known first and I've known longer, but it's not a competition.
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One day, he's that little kid who cried and got nosebleeds all the time.
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And suddenly, he blipped back and he's totally ripped and super nice.
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And all these girls are after him?
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Not all the girls are after him.
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No, man.
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They're all after him.
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Yeah.
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Anyway, on the more important thing, it's a nine -hour flight.
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We could play Beast Slayers the whole time.
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I need your help to sit next to MJ.
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Seriously?
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Yes, seriously.
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What about our plan?
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American Bachelors in Europe.
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That's your plan.
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That's a solo plan.
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Come on, this is my plan.
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Please.
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Hey, guys.
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There's an old lady sitting in front of us wearing a crazy amount of perfume, and it's kind of setting off Peter's allergies.
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Um, you know, Betty, if you could just switch seats with him, that would be...
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He's allergic to perfume?
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Yeah, yeah, because it makes his eyes water, and he can't really...
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You said Peter has a perfume allergy?
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Oh, I'll tell you from experience, perfume allergy, but no joke!
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I can feel hives breaking out already.
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MJ, stand up.
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Ned, take MJ's spot.
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MJ, you take my spot.
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Peter, come with me.
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Let's get you out of there.
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Zach and Sebastian, you take Ned and Peter's seats.
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Ned, thanks for bringing this to my attention.
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Your safety is my responsibility, and Mr. Dell's pitties.
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I got it for now.
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Let's go, Peter!
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Let's go!
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Yeah, I have a small bladder, so I took the aisle.
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So did you want to play Beast Slayer?
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Nope.
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Have you ever played any kind of PC game?
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Did I tell you how my wife pretended to blip out?
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Turns out she ran off with a guy in her hiking group.
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We had a fake funeral for her and everything.
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Well, the funeral was real.
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It's because I thought she was really dead.
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Do you want to see the video?
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Well, I got a dual headphone adapter if you want to watch a movie.
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Only if it's depressing. Or hilarious.
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Oh, you have a dual headphone adapter?
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We can watch it together.
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Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking.
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Our flight time today will be 8 hours and 49 minutes to Venice Italy.
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It's a bidi -bidi -bidi -bidi -bidi -bidi -bidi -bidi -bidi
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-bidi -bidi -bidi -bidi -bidi -bidi -bidi -bidi -bidi -b For this time,
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I'm going to bring you to my mind
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I'm going to bring you to my
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life I'm going to bring you to my life New York, Queens.
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It's a rough bar over here.
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It's home.
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Who are you talking to?
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No one.
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Just making a little video of the trip.
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You know you can't show it to anyone.
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Yeah, I know.
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Then why are you narrating in that voice?
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Because it's fun.
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Fun.
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So, why'd they call you happy?
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Come on.
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I'm not carrying your bags.
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Let's go.
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Hey, should I go to the bathroom before?
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There's a bathroom on it.
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Whoa, no pilot?
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That's awesome.
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Is that where you're gonna sit?
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Yeah.
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Is this your first time on a private plane?
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First time on any plane.
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Should I be making that noise?
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No one has actually told me why I'm in Berlin.
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Or what I'm doing.
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Something about Captain America going crazy.
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This is you.
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Oh, we're neighbors?
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We're not roommates.
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Suit up.
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Okay, Peter, you got this, you got this.
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What the hell are you wearing?
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It's my suit.
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Where's the case?
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What case?
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That's not my...
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What?
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I thought that was a closet.
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This is still my room.
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Oh, please.
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My room is way bigger than...
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Oh, I found the case.
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I found the case.
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I found the case.
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A minor upgrade.
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Oh.
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Oh, my God.
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Put it on.
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Put it on.
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This is the coolest thing I've ever seen.
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Let's go.
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Yeah, well, I don't understand.
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Is it for me?
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Happy, happy, wait.
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This is...insane!
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Insane!
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Look at this thing!
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Look!
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Look at the eyes!
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This is the greatest day of my life.
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Let's go.
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Okay.
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Okay, there's Captain America, Iron Man, Black Widow.
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Whoa, who's that new guy?
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Oh, that's me!
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I gotta go, I gotta go!
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Hey, everyone.
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Okay, so the craziest thing just happened, right?
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I was in a fight with Captain America, and I stole his shield, and I threw it at him, and I'm...
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What the hell?
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He's big now.
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I gotta go.
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Hang on.
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It was the most amazing thing that's ever happened.
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So Mrs. Oak was like, hey, Andrews, and I just sort of flipped in, and I stole Cap's shield, and I was like, hey, what's up, everybody, and then, hey, just a second, coming.
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Hey.
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We have thin walls here.
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What, are you doing a little video diary?
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Yeah.
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It's all right.
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I told him not to do it.
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He was filming everything.
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I'm going to wipe the chip.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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You know what, we should actually, we should make an alibi video for your aunt anyway.
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You ready?
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Yeah, get the frame.
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Hey, Mae.
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How you doing?
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What are you wearing?
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Something skimpy, I hope.
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I think that's inappropriate.
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All right, let's start over.
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You can edit it.
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Three, two, one.
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Hey, Mae.
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My gosh.
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I wanted to tell you what an incredible job your nephew did this weekend at the Stark internship retreat.
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Everyone was impressed.
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Come on.
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It's a friggin' merge.
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This is because you're not in Queens Boulevard.
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See, Happy is hoping to get bumped up to asset management he was for.
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He had a security, and before that, he was just a driver.
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It was a private conversation.
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I don't like joking about this.
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It was hard for me to talk to you about.
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No, seriously, was he snoring a bunch?
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All right, here we go.
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Whoops.
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Happy, can you give us a moment?
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You want me to leave the car?
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Why don't you grab Peter's case out of the trunk?
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I can see the suit?
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Yes, we were just talking about it.
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Do me a favor, though.
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Happy's kind of your point guy on this.
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Don't stress him out.
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Don't do anything stupid.
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I've seen his cardiogram.
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All right?
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Yes.
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Don't do anything I would do, and definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do.
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There's a little gray area in there, and that's where you operate.
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What, does that mean that I'm an Avenger?
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No. Is it?
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Seventh floor.
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I can take that up.
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You don't have to take that.
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You're gonna take it?
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Yeah, I can take that.
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Thank you.
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So when's her next step, when's her next retreat, you know?
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What, next mission?
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Yeah, yeah, the mission, the missions.
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We'll call you.
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Do you have my numbers?
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No, I mean we'll call you, like someone will call you.
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Oh, from your team.
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That's not a hug, I'm just grabbing the door for you.
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We're not, we're not there yet.
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Bye.
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You're gonna call me.
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What's up, Mr. Dalmore?
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Hey, Mr. Parker.
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Number five, right?
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Yeah, and with pickles, and can you smoosh it down real flat?
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Thanks.
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You got it, boss.
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How's your aunt?
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Yeah, she's all right.
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La tia de una italiana, que está buenísima.
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Cómo huesta a tu hija, eh?
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$10.
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$10.
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It's $5.
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For that common, $10.
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Hey, come on, I'm joking, I'm joking.
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Here's $5 What's up, Murph?
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Hey, boy.
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Now, how's school?
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Ah, you know, boring.
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Got better things to do.
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Stay in school, kid.
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Stay in school.
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Otherwise, you're gonna end up like me.
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This is great.
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Best sandwiches in Queens.
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Hey, buddy.
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You shouldn't steal cars, it's bad.
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It's my car, dumbass!
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Hey!
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Shut that up!
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I was just gonna...
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That was my car!
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You!
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You're working nice!
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Come on, dude!
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That's not your car!
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That's not your car!
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That's not your car!
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That's not your car!
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Every day with these damn alarms!
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Shut it off!
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Don't make me come down there, you...
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Hey, Gary!
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How you doing?
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Marjorie, how are you?
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How's your mind?
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One!
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Oh!
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Let's go!
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I'm good.
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I'm good.
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Oh, my God.
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What was that?
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That's nothing.
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Nothing.
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You're the Spider -Man from YouTube.
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I'm not.
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I'm not.
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You were on the ceiling.
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No, I wasn't.
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Ned, what are you doing in my room?
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You may let me in.
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You said we're going to finish a Death Star.
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You can't just bust it in my room.
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That turkey meatloaf recipe is a disaster.
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Let's go to dinner.
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Ty?
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Ned?
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You want Ty?
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No, he's got a thing.
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A thing to do after.
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Okay.
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Maybe put on some clothes.
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Oh, she doesn't know.
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Nobody knows.
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I mean, Mr. Stark knows because he made my suit, but that's it.
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Was Tony Stark made you that?
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Are you an Avenger?
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Yeah, basically.
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You can't tell anybody about this.
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You gotta keep it a secret.
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A secret?
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Why?
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You know what she's like.
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If she finds out people try and kill me every single night, she's not gonna let me do this anymore.
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Come on, man.
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Please.
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Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
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I'll level with you.
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I don't think I can keep this a secret.
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This is the greatest thing that's ever happened to me, Peter.
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May cannot know.
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I cannot do that to her right now.
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You know?
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I mean, everything that's happened with her, I...
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Please. Do you lay eggs?
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What?
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No. Can you spit venom?
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Can you summon an army of spiders?
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No Ned.
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How far can you shoot your webs?
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Shut up.
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If I was you, I'd stand on the edge of a building and just shoot it as far as I should.
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Shut up Ned.
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Hi, I'm Captain America.
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Whether you're in the classroom or on the bat.
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Do you know him too?
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Yeah, we met.
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I stole the shield.
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Today, my good friend, your gym teacher, will be conducting the Captain America Fitness Challenge.
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Thank you, Captain.
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I'm pretty sure this guy's a war criminal now, but whatever.
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I have to show these videos.
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It's required by the state.
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Let's do it.
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Do Avengers need to pay taxes?
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What does Hulk smell like?
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I bet he smells nice.
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Shut up.
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Is Captain America cool?
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Or is he like a mean old grandpa?
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Ned, just shh.
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Okay.
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Hey, can I be your guy in the chair?
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What?
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Yeah, you know how there's a guy with the headset telling the other guy where to go?
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Like, like if you were stuck in a burning building, I could tell you where to go because there'd be screens around me and I could, you know, swivel around them because I could be your guy in the chair.
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Ned, I don't need a guy in the chair.
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Looking good, Parker.
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Now see, for me it would be F Thor, marry Iron Man and kill Hulk.
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Well, what about the Spider -Man?
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It's just Spider -Man.
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Did you guys see that big security camp on YouTube?
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He fought off four guys.
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Oh my gosh, he's crushing out Spider -Man.
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No way.
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Kinda.
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Ugh, gross.
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He's probably like 30.
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You don't even know what he looks like.
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Like, what if he's like, seriously burned?
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I wouldn't care.
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I would still love him for the person he is on the outside.
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You don't know Spider -Man!
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Uh, no, I don't.
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No. I mean...
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They're friends.
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Yeah, like Coach Wilson and Captain America are friends.
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I've met him, yeah, a couple times, but it's, um, through the Stark internship.
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Mm -hmm.
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Yeah, well, I'm not really supposed to talk about it.
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Well, that's awesome.
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Hey, you know what?
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Maybe you should invite him to the business party, right?
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Yeah, um, I'm having people over tonight.
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You're more than welcome to come.
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Having a party?
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Yeah, it's gonna be dope.
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You should totally invite your personal friend Spider -Man.
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Um, it's okay.
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I know Peter's way too busy for parties anyway, so...
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Oh, come on, he'll be there, right Parker?
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Detecting three individuals.
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Why is there a secret lair in a gas station that's so lame?
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Hey, suit lady, what are they doing?
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Do you want to hear what they're saying?
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I can hear what they're saying?
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Uh, yeah.
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Activating enhance for commisence mode.
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I got the gauntlet from the Logos cleanup.
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The rest is all night.
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Whoa, that's so cool.
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Can't believe they're still cleaning up that triskeling in this.
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I love it.
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They keep making messes.
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We keep getting rich.
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Target inbound.
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Whoa, they're in the middle of a heist.
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I could catch them all red -handed.
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This is awesome.
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Okay, I'm gonna get a little closer so I can see what's happening.
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Would you like me to engage Enhanced Combat Mode?
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Uh, Enhanced Combat Mode?
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Yeah.
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Activating Instant Kill.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't want to kill anybody.
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Deactivating Instant Kill. Did you hear that?
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What the hell just happened?
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What was that?
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You jumped off the sign and landed on your face.
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Shoot, lady, what's wrong with my web shooters?
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Rapid Fire is the default for Enhanced Combat Mode.
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Why would I need Rapid Fire?
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Would you like to see more options?
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You have 576 possible web shooter combinations.
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I just thought really overdid it.
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I'm too way right here.
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Wait, you're going to want to turn on the dampers, though.
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That thing will shatter your arm.
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Where's the dampers? That one.
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Great choice.
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Would you like me to set this as your new default?
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No, no, no. Push that end.
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Right here.
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No, no. This one right here.
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What was that?
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Taser webs.
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Taser webs?
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I don't want to taser webs.
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You seem to be very unfamiliar with your web shooter settings.
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Would you like to run a refresher course?
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No, just you choose.
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Sure thing.
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This, like any story worth telling, is all about a girl. That girl.
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The girl next door.
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Mary Jane Watson.
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The woman I've loved since before I even liked girls.
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I'd like to tell you that's me next to her.
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The heck, I'd even take him.
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Hey!
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Stop the bus!
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That's me.
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Hey, tell them to stop, please!
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Stop!
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Hey!
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Stop the bus!
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Stop the bus!
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Stop the bus!
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They've been chasing us since Woodhidden Boulevard.
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You have to come!
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Thank you.
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It's all right.
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Don't even think about it.
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You're so lame, Parker.
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Mm -mm.
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Oh, he's throwing that guy's pizza.
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Those guys are the jerks.
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A spider sense.
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Hey, look at that spider.
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Some spiders change colors to blend into their environment.
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It's a defense mechanism.
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Peter, what makes you think I would want to know that? Who wouldn't?
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Over five painstaking years, Columbia's genetic research facility...
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Can you talk to her now?
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No, come on.
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You talk to her.
620
Right.
621
Disgusting.
622
Yeah, hateful little things.
623
I love her.
624
Yeah, me too.
625
You know, spiders can change their color to blend into their environment.
626
Really?
627
Yeah, it's a defense mechanism.
628
Cool.
629
Yeah.
630
Grant!
631
Hi.
632
Hi.
633
What's hi?
634
Can I spend it?
635
Uh, I have a paycheck due this week.
636
You're a month late again.
637
Again.
638
I promise as soon as I...
639
If promises were crackers, my daughter would be fat.
640
I'm really sorry, Mr. Dikovich.
641
You know, all I got is this 20 for the rest of the week.
642
Sorry doesn't pay the rent.
643
And don't try to sneak past me.
644
I have ears like a cat.
645
And I is like a rodent.
646
Thanks, Mr. Dikovich.
647
Hi, Pete.
648
Oh!
649
Wow, great reflexes.
650
Thanks.
651
No problem Hey, you have blue eyes.
652
I didn't notice without your glasses.
653
Did you just get contacts?
654
Well, see ya
655
I don't know what to do.
656
What happened is that?
657
He's freaking weird. Did you see that?
658
Parker's on the...
659
Parker?
660
Parker?
661
you think you're pretty funny don't you freak my fist breaking
662
your teeth that's the accident come on flash stop i don't
663
want to fight you flash i wouldn't want to fight me neither Kicks out, man.
664
Help them, Harry. Which one?
665
It's all yours, man.
666
Jesus, Parker, you are a freak.
667
Peter, that was amazing.
668
I'm out of here, come on.
669
Hello?
670
Rent?
671
Go, Webb!
672
Fly!
673
Up, up and away, Webb!
674
Shazam!
675
Go!
676
Go!
677
Go, Webb, go!
678
Tally -ho.
679
Cool Spidey outfit.
680
Thanks.
681
Where'd you get it?
682
I made it.
683
Hmm.
684
Looks uncomfortable.
685
It gets kind of itchy.
686
It rides up in the crotch a little bit, too.
687
they're crap crap crap mega crap i'll give you 200 bucks for all of them
688
that seems a little low take them somewhere else then
689
so your wife says the tile you ordered for the foyer is out of The fellow would just put a rug there.
690
Sit down.
691
Give me that.
692
I gave you $300.
693
That's a standard freelance fee.
694
Tear up page one.
695
Run that photo instead.
696
Headline?
697
Spider -Man, hero or menace?
698
Exclusive Daily Bugle photos.
699
Menace?
700
He was protecting that armor - I'll tell you what, Atticus.
701
You take the pictures, I'll make up the headlines.
702
Okay?
703
All right?
704
That okay with you?
705
Yes, sir.
706
Goody.
707
Give this to the girl up front.
708
She'll see you get paid.
709
I'd like a job, sir.
710
No jobs.
711
Freelance.
712
Best thing in the world for a kid your age.
713
You bring me some more shots of that newspaper -selling clown, maybe I'll take him off your hands.
714
But I never said you have a job.
715
Meat.
716
I'll send you a nice bunch of Christmas meat.
717
Best I can do.
718
Get out of here.
719
Bring me more photos.
720
Hi.
721
Mr. Jameson told me to give that to you.
722
Oh.
723
Welcome to the Daily Vehicle.
724
Thank you.
725
I'm Peter Parker.
726
I'm a photographer.
727
Yes, I can see that.
728
It's all over town, Robbie.
729
Gossip, rumors, panic in the streets.
730
We're lucky.
731
Crazy scientist turns himself into some kind of a monster.
732
Four mechanical arms welded right onto his body.
733
A guy named Otto Octavius winds up with eight limbs.
734
What are the odds?
735
What are we going to call this guy? uh uh dr
736
octopus that's crap science squid crap dr strange that's pretty good but it's taken
737
wait wait i got it dr octopus
738
but i like it of course you do dr octopus new
739
villain in town doc oc genius what are you looking for
740
a raise get out chief i found parker where you been
741
looking for you all morning why don't you pay your phone bill mad scientist goes berserk
742
and we don't have pictures i heard spider -man was there
743
where were you photographing squirrels you're fired chief the planetarium party
744
oh right you're unfired i need you come here what do
745
you know about high society oh uh well i don't answer
746
that my society photographer got hit in the head by a
747
polo ball you're all i got big party for an american hero my son the astronaut could you pay me in
748
advance you serious thank you for what standing there the planetarium tomorrow night eight o 'clock there's the door Leave it.
749
Hey, you might want to take it easy, buddy.
750
Why, it's a party.
751
Wouldn't you be drinking
752
if you lost a bundle on some crackpot who you thought was gonna take you with him to fame and fortune?
753
Not to mention your friend, the Bug.
754
Not tonight, Harry.
755
Every night.
756
Until I find him, it's 24 -7.
757
Parker!
758
Parker!
759
Marker!
760
Marker!
761
What are you, deaf?
762
I called you twice.
763
Come on, what do you think I'm paying you to sit around and sip champagne?
764
Here, get a shot of my wife with the minister here.
765
Beautiful tie.
766
Oh, no, get a shot of us with the DA.
767
Beautiful dress.
768
Oh, here, get a shot of the mayor and his girlfriend.
769
Wife. Can I help please?
770
You haven't filled up with your gun?
771
Let me help you out with that.
772
Oh, come to the room.
773
Uh, Scott, I'm gonna be right back.
774
Heads up, watch out.
775
Okay, okay, there you go.
776
You okay?
777
You alright?
778
It's a Spider -Man.
779
Howson gives it away, huh?
780
Look, you look pretty important, Max.
781
Max, how do you know my name?
782
It's written on your bed.
783
I'm a nobody.
784
Hey, you're not a nobody.
785
You're a somebody.
786
Look at that.
787
All right, listen to me.
788
Now I need you.
789
You're my eyes and ears out here.
790
All right?
791
All right.
792
I'll see you out there. so

परिस्थिति

वीडियो में दिखाई गई स्थिति के अनुसार, एक व्यक्ति अचानक अपनी जगह पर लौटता है और वहां जो परिवार रहता है, वह उसके बारे में बहुत भ्रमित होता है। पत्नी सोचती है कि वह किसी की प्रेमिका है, जबकि दादी का मानना है कि वह एक भूत है। यह स्थिति वास्तव में एक मजेदार और हास्यपूर्ण तरीके से प्रस्तुत की गई है, जो दर्शाती है कि कैसे हम कभी-कभी अप्रत्याशित परिस्थितियों में पड़ जाते हैं।

उपयोगी वाक्यांश और संगठित शब्द समूह

  • भ्रमित होना - "to be confused"
  • हाथ मिलाना - "to shake hands"
  • नया पहनावा - "new dress"
  • दूसरे की मदद करना - "to support others"
  • थोड़ा कड़ा महसूस करना - "to feel a little stiff"

इन वाक्यांशों को याद करना आपके अंग्रेजी बोलने के अभ्यास में सहायक होगा। ये शब्द समूह बातचीत को अधिक स्वाभाविक और प्रवाहमान बनाने में मदद करेंगे।

आपकी शैडोइंग चुनौती

अब, एक छोटा सा कार्य करें। वीडियो में से एक वाक्य चुनें, जैसे "क्या आपने अपना पासपोर्ट लिया?" और इसे दो बार दोहराएं, पहले धीमे और फिर तेजी से। इस प्रक्रिया को अपनाने से आप अपनी अंग्रेजी शैडोइंग कौशल को बेहतर कर सकेंगे। यह अभ्यास आपकी उच्चारण और अंग्रेजी बोलने का अभ्यास में मदद करेगा। आप shadowspeak तकनीक का उपयोग करते हुए इसे और अधिक प्रभावी बना सकते हैं।

याद रखें, नियमितता और सही तकनीक के साथ, आप अपनी बातचीत में आत्म-विश्वास महसूस करेंगे।

इस वीडियो का व्याकरण

वक्ता जिन संरचनाओं का सबसे अधिक प्रयोग करता है, वीडियो के असली शब्दों के साथ:

संरचनावीडियो में
शर्त वाले वाक्य if + उपवाक्य, will/would + क्रिया — शर्त और उसका नतीजाif it was really that important, he'd probably · If I was you, I'd stand · If promises were crackers, my daughter would be
Present perfect have/has + past participle — बीता हुआ काम जिसका असर अभी भी हैhave been displaced · I've known · has actually told
Passive voice be + past participle — ज़ोर इस पर कि क्या होता है, न कि कौन करता हैhave been displaced · was misplaced · cannot be seen
Relative clauses who / which + उपवाक्य — व्यक्ति या वस्तु के बारे में अतिरिक्त जानकारीthose who have · Anyone who knows · kid who cried

शैडोइंग तकनीक क्या है?

शैडोइंग (Shadowing) एक विज्ञान-समर्थित भाषा सीखने की तकनीक है जो मूल रूप से पेशेवर दुभाषिया प्रशिक्षण के लिए विकसित की गई थी। विधि सरल लेकिन शक्तिशाली है: आप मूल अंग्रेज़ी ऑडियो सुनते हैं और तुरंत इसे ज़ोर से दोहराते हैं — जैसे वक्ता की छाया 1-2 सेकंड की देरी से। शोध से पता चलता है कि यह उच्चारण सटीकता, स्वर, लय, जुड़ी हुई ध्वनियाँ, सुनने की समझ और बोलने की प्रवाहशीलता में काफ़ी सुधार करता है।

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