Pratica di Shadowing: Friends Series to Learn English || Friends Part 6 - Impara a parlare inglese con i video

What happened I don't know you fell asleep that is all yeah yeah yeah All right,

well, uh, I better go.

Yeah, I think that would be best.

All right, I'll talk to you later.

Okay, but not about this.

No, never.

Never. So, uh...

All right.

Bye.

No touch, no touch.

Hey.

Just, uh, brought back your videos.

Uh, hey, uh, Ross, look, uh, I think we need to talk about before.

No, no, we don't.

Yes, we do.

Now, look, that was the best nap I ever had.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Come on, admit it.

That was the best nap you ever had.

I've had better.

okay when all right all right it was the best nap ever i said it okay but it's over joey

i want to do it again we can't do it again why not because it's weird

fine you want something to drink sure what do you got warm milk and excited p .m

boy i'll tell you

that judging stuff took a lot out of me yeah yeah think about maybe going upstairs

and take a little nap on my couch

why would i care about that no reason i'm just saying that uh that's where i'll be

Great nap.

It really was.

Dude, what the hell are you doing?

God!

Excuse me.

Oh, I'm so sorry, you guys.

I didn't mean to bring you down.

No, you were right.

I don't have a plan.

Pizza guy.

Thank God.

Phoebe?

What?

Do you have a plan?

I don't even have a pla...

Hey, hon, would you help me get the plates down?

Yeah.

Hey, here's an idea.

Why don't we use our wedding china today?

Well, I think we should save our china for something really special.

Like, if the Queen of England comes over.

Honey, she keeps canceling on us.

Take the hint.

What if something gets broken?

They're so expensive.

What is the point of having them if we never use them?

Okay, but if something gets broken and then the Queen comes over...

I will explain it to her.

Oh, yeah.

Like, I'm gonna let you talk to the Queen.

Well, the parade is really good this year.

Man, those horses can crap.

Next up is a marching band from Muskogee, Oklahoma.

Muskogee?

That's like four hours from Tulsa.

Woo -hoo!

And here's the flow with the stars of the popular daytime show, Days of Our Lives.

Oh, my God!

aren't you one of the stars of popular daytime soap days

of our lives yeah i forgot i'm supposed to be there

i can't believe i forgot i usually write stuff like this down on my arm oh stupid long sleeves

what are you gonna do i guess i'm gonna have to

come up with a really good reason why i wasn't there the producers are gonna be

so mad at me they sat us all down yesterday and said everyone has to be there.

6 a .m sharp.

That means you, Tribbiani.

Like I was some kind of idiot.

Well, you proved them wrong.

Yeah.

Hey, who's this little naked guy?

Uh, that little naked guy would be me.

Oh, look at the little thing.

Yes.

Yes, fine.

That is my penis.

Can we be grown -ups now? Who are those people?

Got me.

Oh, that's Nana right there in the middle.

Wow.

Yeah, let's see.

Me and the gang at Java Joe's.

Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother.

How old was she there?

1939?

Yeah, uh, 24, 25.

Yeah.

Huh.

Looks like a fun gang.

Ooh, look, look, look, look, look.

I got Monica naked.

Let me see these.

Ah!

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No, no, that would be me again.

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I'm, uh, just trying something.

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Hello.

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My name is Clunkers.

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May I please stay with you nice people?

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Oh, I wish you could stay here, but Chandler's allergic.

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Extremely allergic, okay?

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If I am anywhere near a dog for more than five minutes, my throat will just close up.

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That's odd, because this dog's been living here for the past three days.

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Really?

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Chandler, if the dog has been here that long and you haven't had a reaction, maybe you're not allergic to this dog.

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Well, it still has to go, right?

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Why?

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okay it's um don't do it don't do what

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I have to okay it's time okay I hate dogs What?

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Crazy!

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Told ya.

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Alright, okay. Be careful. Be careful.

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Watch her hair.

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Watch her hair!

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Right, she's got like three hairs.

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I know, but they're just so beautiful.

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Oh, my God, I just pulled one out.

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I promise you she's safe, okay?

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Now watch, watch how much she loves this.

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Okay, okay.

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Are you ready, sweetie?

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here we go okay careful okay oh she's smiling oh look at

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that she does like it see i told you oh my

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god look at her she's a little daredevil oh god oh

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let me push can i push oh absolutely okay get the

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camera it's in the diaper bag okay see scared of the swings i bet you feel pretty silly

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so how's the game i have no idea what yeah i'm just pretending to watch the game

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so i don't have to help out with stuff i don't believe you that is brilliant

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and monica has no idea nope every once in a while just yell and scream stuff at the tv

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is your team winning hon oh yeah anderson just scored again there's no anderson Goats are parading Parading down the street

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Parading goats are parading Leaving little treats Does it even work without my sexy voice?

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I like it Gunther, kiss me What?

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Um, I'm still...

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Waiting for my paper machine, man.

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Thank you, my babies.

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Rachel?

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Yeah.

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I don't know if you heard about what happened between me and Phoebe the other day.

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No. Well, we kissed.

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I didn't initiate the kiss, but I also didn't stop it, and I've been feeling guilty.

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okay

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so um are we cool okay I knew you'd understand Janice likes to cuddle at night

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which you know I'm all for but you know

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when you want to go to sleep you want some space

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so you know how do I tell her

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that without you know accidentally calling her fat

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or something oh honey i'm sorry we can't help you there

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because we're cuddly sleepers okay i'm late for work oh all

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right are you guys gonna come down uh yeah yeah i'll

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i'm right behind you okay good luck chandler thank you rachel bye sweetie

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okay the sleeping thing very tricky business but there is something you can do Well, I thought you guys were cuddly -sleepy.

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No. No, not cuddly, not me, just her.

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I'm like you.

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I need the room.

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Okay, come here.

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Okay, you're in bed.

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Yeah.

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I'm gonna use the cushion.

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Yeah.

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Okay, you're in bed she's over on your side cuddling now you wait for her to drift off

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and then you hug her

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and roll her over to her side of the bed and then you roll away hug for

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roll for you okay the old hug and roll yeah okay one question shoot you're pretending the pillow's a girl right

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What do you want to do about this coat?

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I'll take it. That might work.

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Oh, yeah.

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Huh?

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All right.

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What do you think?

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You're on in five, Miss Minnelli.

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No, no, no. It's just a bit sudden.

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No, it's great, okay?

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I am totally on board.

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I love you, too.

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All right, bye.

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What's the matter, Ross?

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Nothing.

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No, no. Oh, actually, great news.

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Just got off the phone with Emily, and looks like I'm moving to a new apartment.

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Woo -hoo!

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Why?

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Well, her thought is, and I agree, fresh new furniture.

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Why not a fresh new apartment?

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Her cousin has this great place to sublet.

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It's got a view of the river on one side and Columbia on the other.

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That's way uptown.

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That's like three trains away, which is great.

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I love to ride that rail.

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Oh, my God.

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The pages are stuck together.

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Chandler!

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Oh, my God.

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She made half an English trifle and...

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half a shepherd's pie.

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Now, this is so good that I'm going to go enjoy it on the balcony.

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So that I can enjoy the view whilst I enjoy my dessert.

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I've got to call my friend Mary and tell her how good this is for Monica's room.

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I'll help you dial.

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And I'm gonna go into the bathroom so I can look at it in the mirror as I eat it.

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Okay, now, what was that all about?

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Does it not taste good?

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Let me try it.

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No, no, no!

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All gone. So good.

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Maybe Chandler has some left.

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It tastes like feet.

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I like it. Are you kidding?

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What's not to like?

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Custard?

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Good.

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Jam?

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Good.

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Meat?

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Good.

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So a bird just grabbed it and then...

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And then tried to fly away with it and...

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And then just dropped it on the street?

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Yes, but if it's any consolation, before the bird dropped it, he seemed to enjoy it.

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This adoption stuff is so overwhelming.

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there's inter -country adoption dependency adoption so many ways to go

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and this is like the biggest decision of our lives there's

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a hair in my coffee hey guys hey hey have you seen frank jr

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because he's meeting me here with the triplets you know it's

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funny every time you say triplets I immediately think of three

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hot blonde 19 year olds that's sweet drink your hair hey what's all this stuff?

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Oh, they're brochures from different adoption agencies.

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Ooh, babies!

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Oh, this one is so cute.

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Get this one.

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That's not really how it works.

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Oh, how does it work?

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I don't know.

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Well, if you're having a hard time, you should talk to my friends, Bill and Colleen.

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They adopted a kid.

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I'm sure they'd help you.

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Thanks.

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That would be great.

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Hey, honey, wouldn't that be great?

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The most popular Phoebe in tennis is called the overhand Phoebe.

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And if you win, you must slap your opponent on the Phoebe and say, Hi, Phoebe!

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Oh, that's cute.

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We really all enjoyed it.

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But you know, it doesn't count.

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Count for what?

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Just count in our heads as good Mad Libs.

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I guess my dog's over.

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But wait, wait, guys, if we follow the rules, it's still fun and it means something.

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I'm going to take off.

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Guys, rules are good.

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Rules help control the fun.

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Just to the longest, you've been in a relationship before having, having the sex.

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Why?

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Who's not having, are you and Julie not, are you and, are you and Julie not having sex?

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Technically, no. Wow.

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Is it because she's so cold and bad?

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Or is it because she's, like, kind of bossy, makes it feel like school?

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No. No. She's great.

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And it's not like we haven't done anything.

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I mean, we do plenty of other stuff, lots of other stuff, like, uh...

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No, no, no, no. Don't need to know the details.

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It's okay.

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No, it's just, it's me.

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You know I've only been with one woman my whole life, and she turned out to be a lesbian.

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Mm -hmm.

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So now I've got myself all psyched out, you know, and it's become like this...

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this thing, and I...

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You know, you must just think I'm weird.

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No. No, no, no, I don't think it's weird.

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I think...

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I think, um, in fact, in fact, you know what I think?

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What?

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I think it's sexy.

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Sexy?

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Let me tell you something.

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As a woman, there is nothing sexier than a man who does not want to have sex.

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No kidding?

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Oh, yeah.

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In fact, you know what I'd do?

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What?

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I'd wait.

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You'd wait?

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Yes, absolutely.

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I would wait and wait.

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Then I'd wait some more.

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Really?

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Oh, yeah.

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I don't care how much she tells you she wants it.

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I don't care if she begs, she pleads, she tells you she's going to have sex with another man.

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That just means it's working.

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Do women really want this?

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Well, more than jewelry.

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Hey.

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I need you to set me up for a joke.

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Later, when Monica's around, I need you to ask me about fire trucks.

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Ooh, I don't know, Chan.

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I'm not so good with remembering lines.

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Well, thank God your livelihood doesn't depend on it.

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I know, right?

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Why are we doing this?

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Monica says that her maitre d' is the funniest guy she's ever met.

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Seriously? she actually said that yes am i crazy to be this upset no being funny is your thing

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without that you just got lame with women hi there you are fire trucks quick retreat oh

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oh well you're just the prettiest ballerina i've ever seen thank you oh wow that deserves another piece of candy thank you

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well i have to say

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that earns two two pieces of candy i love you oh oh oh honey here take it all

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monica we need more candy what there's only been like four kids yeah i know

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but one of them just said that she loved me so i just gave her everything no wonder you're pregnant

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if I not told you.

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Oh, I don't know.

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Um, how about the fact

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that the underwear out there on the telephone pole is yours from

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when you were having sex with fun Bobby out on the terrace?

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What?

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David, who told you?

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You are dead meat.

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I didn't know it was a big secret.

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No, it's not big.

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Not at all.

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You know, kind of the same lines as, say, oh, I don't know, Oh, having a third nipple?

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You have a third nipple?

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You bitch.

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Whip it out.

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Whip it out.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Oh, come on.

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There's nothing to see.

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It's just a tiny bump.

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It's totally useless.

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Oh, as opposed to your other multifunctional nipples.

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I can't believe you.

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You told me it was a nubbin.

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joy what do you think a nubbin was i don't know

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you see something you hear a word i thought that's what it was i've just never had a relationship with

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that kind of passion you know where you have to have somebody right there in the middle of a theme park

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well it was the only thing to do there that didn't have a line

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all right well see i mean barry wouldn't even kiss me on a miniature golf course Come on.

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No. You said we were holding up the people behind us.

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And you didn't marry him because...

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I mean, do you think there are people that go through life never having that kind of...

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Probably.

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Really?

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But, you know, I'll tell you something.

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Passion is way overrated.

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Yeah, right.

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It is.

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Eventually, it kind of burns out.

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But hopefully what you're left with is trust and security and, uh, well, in the case of my ex -wife, lesbianism.

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The airplane game?

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You want a show, Rachel?

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Come here.

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You're going to do something fun.

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Okay.

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Wee -ho!

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Wee -ho!

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Wee!

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Ah!

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Who's so brave?

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You're so brave.

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Yes, you are.

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You're so brave.

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You're okay.

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Okay, honey, he's fine.

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He's fine.

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Let's just put him down.

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Come here, babe.

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Yeah, she was such a good boy.

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How could you do that to him?

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Ross trusted me.

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What is he gonna say?

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He's not gonna say anything because we're not gonna tell him.

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We're not?

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No, we're not.

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All right, I like that.

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Okay. So we're okay.

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We're okay, we're okay, aren't we?

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No, we're not okay, we're not okay.

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There's a bump.

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There's a bump, there's a bump.

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Oh, my God.

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Look, push it in, push it in.

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I cannot push it in.

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Okay, we're gonna need a distraction.

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Okay, that's it.

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Okay.

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I got it.

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Okay.

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The second that Ross walks in that door, I want you to take him back to your bedroom

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and you do whatever it is that you do that makes him go, whee!

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Or we could put a hat on his head.

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A hat.

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Yes!

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A hat.

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We need a hat.

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We need a hat.

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Where are we gonna find a tiny little hat?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'll get Rainy Day Bear.

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I guess he'll know what to do.

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Oh, my God, you're a genius.

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Oh, God, it's kind of sewn on, though.

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Give it.

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Oh, it's just like a bloodbath in here today.

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Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.

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Well, you know, you have to take a course.

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Otherwise, they don't let you do it.

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Hey.

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Hey, Yertle the Turtle.

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A classic.

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Actually, I'm reading it to the baby.

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Uh, the, uh, the baby that hasn't been born yet?

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Uh, wouldn't that mean you're crazy?

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What, you don't think they can hear sounds in there?

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You're not serious?

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I mean, you, you, you really, you really talk to it?

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Yeah, all the time.

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I want the baby to know my voice.

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Do you, uh, do you talk about me?

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Yeah, yeah, all the time.

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Really?

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But, um, we just refer to you as Bobo the Sperm Guy.

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You're here for Thanksgiving?

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I know.

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It's sick.

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Why is it sick?

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Because it's Richard's son.

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It's like inviting a Greek tragedy over for dinner.

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Hey, come on.

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Phoebe, you understand, don't you?

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Yeah, I could see where I'd be your best shot, but no.

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sorry honey i think it's twisted yeah what's twisted me going out with richard's son you

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ew ew sounds like a really bad idea to me is he okay in there he's fine

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hey you know mon if things work out between you

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and richard's son you'll be able to tell your kids that you slept with her grandfather.

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Fine, judge all you want to, but married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl's wooden leg in the fire, live in a box!

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Hey, guys.

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Hey.

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So, what do you think? About what?

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What?

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Yeah, what?

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Are you kidding?

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Okay, I'll give you a hint.

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I'll give you a hint.

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eyes no no your eyes no chander's eyes i got glasses you always had glasses

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no i didn't are you sure

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yeah didn't you used to have a pair they were really round

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and burgundy and they made you look kind of um feminine yes No!

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Sweetie, I think the glasses look great.

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They make you look really sexy.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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You didn't think I used to wear glasses, right? Of course. So nice.

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Hey, I have a question.

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Well, actually, not so much a question, it's more of a general wondering.

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okay okay here goes um well for a while now i've been wanting to um yes yes that's that's right

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All right, this is just back, teen.

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It won't hurt.

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Ow.

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Ow.

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Sorry, that was wax.

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Oh, this poor little tootie is scared to death.

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We should find his owner.

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Why don't we just put the poor little tootie out in the hall?

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During a blackout?

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She'll get trampled.

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Yeah.

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She's decided to have a Halloween party.

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Oh, good.

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Yeah, and everybody has to wear costumes.

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Oh, I didn't have to.

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Come on, it'll be fun.

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Well, I'll be there.

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I mean, I have to wear a costume to all my classes that day anyway, so...

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Please tell me you're not gonna dress up like a dinosaur.

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Not two years in a row.

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I'll come to the party, but I'm not dressing up.

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You have to.

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No way.

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Look, Halloween is so stupid dressing up and pretending to be someone you're not.

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You're an actor.

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So, Ross, are you going to bring Mona?

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Yeah, yeah, I think I will.

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The hot girl from their wedding?

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Yeah.

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Well, hey, if she needs any ideas for costumes, she could be a bikini model or a slutty nurse or sexy cheerleader or,

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ooh, leather face from Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

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No, no, no. Slutty leather face.

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wasn't joey hitting on her at the wedding too that's right he was hitting on her

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and i got her i guess the better man won please

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don't take her from me i'm doing okay i think it's

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going well do you think they're having fun am i talking too fast Nope, sound like me.

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Thieves, it's going great.

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Look at Chandler with little baby girl Chandler.

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Little baby girl Chandler.

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Where have I heard that before?

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Oh, right, Coach Rubin.

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You know what, Thieves, when you're done over there, we've got a kind of situation over here, too.

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Nuh -uh, no, we are all responsible for our own babies.

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See, that's where I think that you're wrong.

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We've been playing these babies man -to -man we should really

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be playing a zone defense i just think things will go a lot smoother

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if we each have our own zone you know phoebe you can be in charge of wiping

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and you know mon you can be in charge of diapering

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and i can be in charge of looking that sounds really great

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but maybe you should be in charge of wiping okay i'm a rookie I should not be in the end zone.

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You know, Rachel, funny thing.

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Actually, the end zone starts at that pole, so you're five feet short, so...

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We win.

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What?

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Wait, wait, wait, wait.

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So explain something to me, though.

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If nobody tagged Rachel, then isn't the play still going?

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Coffee, we'll get energized, and we'll head back out.

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All right.

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Okay.

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So we're having fun, right?

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We don't need that wizard guy.

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We'll hit a couple of clubs, Talk to some strangers, and, uh, after this, we'll go down to the docks and see about that boat thing.

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I'm kind of beat.

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Actually, me too.

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You serious?

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Yeah.

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Thank God, I'm exhausted.

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So you guys want coffees?

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Yeah, but, uh, I don't want to be up too late, so I'll have a decaf.

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Yeah, me too.

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Actually, can I get some hot water with a little lemon?

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It strained my voice screaming in there.

532

Does it have to be so loud?

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I can't hear a word you say in my ears are ringing so bad.

534

I'm just glad I brought that extra pair of socks, you know?

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I used them as mittens.

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I didn't want to touch a thing in that last place.

537

How sad are we?

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Yeah, I know.

539

You know what?

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We're not sad.

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We're not sad, we're just not 21 anymore, you know?

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I'm 29 years old, dammit, and I want to sit in a comfortable chair and watch television and go to sleep at a reasonable hour.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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And I like to hang out in a quiet place where I can talk to my friends.

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Yeah.

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And so what if I like to go home, throw on some Kenny G, and take a bath?

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We're 29, we're not women.

549

Ugh, PBS.

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What's wrong with PBS?

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Oh, what's right with them?

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Why don't you like PBS, Phoebs?

553

Okay, because right after my mom killed herself, I was just in this really bad place, you know, personally.

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So, I just thought that it would make me feel better if I rode to Sesame Street, because they were so nice when I was a little kid.

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No one ever wrote back.

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Well, you know, a lot of those Muppets don't have thumbs.

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All I got was a lousy keychain, and by that time, I was living in a box.

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I didn't have keys I'm sorry Pheebs I just you know

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I just wanted to do a good deed like like you

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did with the babies this isn't a good deed you just

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want to get on TV this is totally selfish whoa whoa

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whoa what about you having those babies for your brother talk

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about self what are you talking about well yeah it was a really nice thing

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and all but it made you feel really good right yeah so Well, it made you feel good, so that makes it selfish.

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Look, there's no unselfish good deeds.

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Sorry.

567

Yes, there are.

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There are totally good deeds that are selfless.

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Well, may I ask for one example?

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Yeah, it's...

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You know, there's...

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No, you may not.

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That's because all people are selfish.

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Are you calling me selfish?

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Are you calling you people?

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Yeah.

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Well, sorry to burst that bubble, Pheebs, but selfless good deeds don't exist.

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Okay?

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And you know the deal on Santa Claus, right?

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I'm gonna find a selfless good deed.

581

I'm gonna beat you, you evil genius.

582

Huh.

583

Dr. Bobby happens to be an excellent doctor.

584

Oh, wait a minute.

585

His name is Dr. Bobby?

586

Well, that's his last name and his first name he's bobby bobby it's robert bobby

587

and um excuse me he helps me oh please ask her

588

how what do you need help for with my alignment i

589

got one leg shorter than the other oh my god argue with

590

that what it's true my right leg is two inches shorter

591

come on you're just tilting her legs are fine i knew

592

that so what do you let her go to a chiropractor for Sorry, let her?

593

What can I do?

594

She doesn't listen to me about renter's insurance, either.

595

Wait a minute.

596

You don't have renter's insurance?

597

No. But what if somebody steals something?

598

How are you going to run after them with one leg shorter than the other?

599

Hey, would you like some juice?

600

I'd love some juice.

601

Okay.

602

Wow, this is going so well.

603

Did you see us?

604

Did you see?

605

Yeah, honey, I'm standing right there.

606

Why don't you just tell me about the mall?

607

I haven't gotten checked yet.

608

Excellent.

609

Please help me.

610

I have a date tonight.

611

It has to go well, okay?

612

I'm scared for my health.

613

Okay, okay.

614

Oh, oh, oh, I got something.

615

Okay, it's this story that I came up with.

616

Very romantic.

617

I swear, any woman that hears it, they're like putty.

618

Really?

619

Well, then tell it to me.

620

Okay.

621

Now, you're gonna want to have sex with me when you hear it, but...

622

You have to remember, it is just the story.

623

I'll try to control myself.

624

Okay.

625

Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe...

626

You were backpacking across Western Europe?

627

Have a nice six more months, Ross.

628

Okay, okay, okay.

629

I'm sorry, please, please.

630

You were in Western Europe, and...

631

I was just outside of Barcelona hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabu.

632

I was at the end of this path, and I came to a clearing, and there was a lake, very secluded, and there were tall trees all around.

633

It was dead silent.

634

Gorgeous.

635

And across the lake, I saw a beautiful woman bathing herself.

636

But she was crying.

637

why oh oh this is great wine it's from france in europe western europe

638

you know um a few years ago uh actually i was

639

backpacking across western europe really wait it gets better um yeah

640

i was in um barcelona i studied for a year in barcelona

641

anyway um so i was um i was hiking i love hiking oh that's great

642

i was hiking along the foothills of mount tibidabo i think

643

it's tibidabo okay do you want to tell the story you

644

know phoebs who else wants one of my special homemade brownies

645

i will have one here yeah i'm not gonna have one no no it's just my tooth all right

646

so what's the matter you need a dentist i've got a

647

good one oh thanks i have a good one too i just i i can't see him See, that is the problem with invisible dentists.

648

Why?

649

Why can't you go to them?

650

Because every time I go to the dentist, somebody dies.

651

That is so weird, because every time I go to the dentist, I look down in the hygienist's blouse.

652

Phoebe, what, um...

653

What?

654

Yeah, yeah.

655

First there was my Aunt Mary, and then there was, um, John, my mailman, and then my cowboy friend, Albino Bob.

656

And all of these people actually died?

657

Yes, while I was in the chair.

658

That's why I take such good care of my teeth now, you know?

659

It's not about oral hygiene.

660

I floss to save lives.

661

Phoebs, come on.

662

You didn't kill anybody.

663

These people just happened to die when you went to the dentist.

664

It's just a coincidence.

665

Well, tell that to them.

666

Oh, you can't.

667

They're dead.

668

Also, just so you know, I'm not going to make a turkey this year.

669

What?

670

Well, Phoebe doesn't eat turkey.

671

Phoebe?

672

Turkeys are beautiful, intelligent animals.

673

No, they're not.

674

They're ugly and stupid and delicious.

675

All right, Doug, it's not just Phoebe.

676

Will's still on a diet, Chandler doesn't eat Thanksgiving food, and Rachel's having her aversion to poultry.

677

She is?

678

Yeah, did you remember I had to leave the room the other day when you had that roast chicken?

679

Yeah, but I thought that was just

680

because I put the whole thing on my hand and made it walk across the table.

681

Anyway, it just doesn't seem worth it to make a whole turkey for just three people, okay?

682

It's just, it's a lot of work.

683

But you gotta have turkey on Thanksgiving.

684

I mean, Thanksgiving with no turkey is like, like 4th of July with no apple pie.

685

Or Friday with no two pizzas.

686

All right, fine if it means that much to you, but there's going to be a ton left over.

687

No, no, they won't.

688

I promise I will finish that turkey.

689

You're telling me you can eat almost an entire turkey in one sitting?

690

That's right.

691

Because I'm a Tribbiani.

692

This is what we do.

693

i mean we may not be great thinkers or

694

or world leaders we don't read a lot or run very fast

695

but damn it we can eat everybody shh uh central perk is proud to present the music of miss phoebe buffet

696

thanks hi um i want to start with a song that's about that moment when you suddenly realize

697

what life is really all about okay here we go

698

okay thank you very much hi guys this is josh josh these are my friends and that's ross

699

josh hi dudes so did you play in college oh i still do next year i hope to make varsity though

700

Ross didn't you play soccer in high school oh no wait

701

that's right you just organized their game schedules on your Commodore 64.

702

well it's getting late I gotta get to the game so I'm gonna head okay I'll miss you What a dope.

703

Wow, cute one.

704

Very cute.

705

I know, isn't he great?

706

It's so nice to finally be in a fun relationship, you know?

707

There's nothing boring about him, and I bet he's never even set foot in a museum.

708

Well, maybe he'll get to go soon.

709

You know, like on a class trip or something.

710

You know what else is really great about him?

711

Oh, what is the word for an adult who doesn't have dinosaur toys in their bedroom?

712

Um...

713

What was that?

714

Monica knows.

715

It's this dumb thing that Ross made up to try to fool our parents.

716

It's a way of giving the finger without actually having to give it.

717

I remember I cried the night you made that up.

718

This is the first time I realized i was cooler than

719

my big brother i've got three of my five three of

720

your five what celebrities i'm allowed to sleep with oh my

721

god you are giving us a lot of thought hey it's

722

hard okay i only have two spots left all right who you got to narrow down to okay elizabeth hurley Ooh, very attractive.

723

Yeah.

724

Forgiving.

725

Susan Sarandon.

726

You know what?

727

She's too political.

728

She probably wouldn't let you do it unless you donated four cans of food first. And Isabella Rossellini.

729

Very hot, very sexy.

730

But, uh, you know what?

731

She's too international.

732

You know, she's never gonna be around. So? So.

733

You gotta play the odds.

734

Pick somebody who's gonna be in the country, like, all the time.

735

Yeah, yeah.

736

Cause that's why you won't get Isabella Rossellini.

737

Geography.

738

Okay, let's see.

739

Okay, the turkey's in the oven.

740

The stuffing is ready.

741

You know, you always cook this meal all by yourself.

742

Let me help this year.

743

Aw, Chandler, that's sweet.

744

But you don't have to do everything Dr. Phil tells you to do?

745

I'm serious.

746

Let me do something.

747

Just not the turkey or the stuffing.

748

Nothing high -profile.

749

oh the cranberry sauce it's easy to make and no one really cares about it

750

tell me more okay i'm gonna go check on something across the hall you start by washing these not with soap

751

you obviously haven't tasted my paul mala potatoes well

752

if we learn one thing today cheese it's that cheerleaders and high explosives don't mix

753

you couldn't play

754

that again mac well i couldn't have done it without you

755

buddy you're a genius oh yeah well then how come i

756

can't get my vcr to stop blinking 12 o 'clock oh so what'd you guys think

757

so what did you think well that was um okay it wasn't the best

758

that was one of the worst things ever

759

and not just on TV well the lighting was okay oh

760

no you don't you got lighting last time lighting is mine I have cost oh great

761

that means I'm stuck with so we were watching you in there

762

and you were sitting right here whoa what's the matter somebody on the subway lick my neck lick my neck Oh,

763

Willie's still alive.

764

What are you guys doing?

765

Oh, my mom called.

766

They're gonna run our engagement announcement in the local paper, so we're looking for a good picture of us.

767

Ooh, I'm afraid that does not exist.

768

That's not true.

769

They're great pictures of us.

770

No, they're great pictures of you standing next to a guy who's going like this.

771

Oh, my God, that's the creep that you're with at the Statue of Liberty.

772

I don't know what it is.

773

I just can't take a good picture.

774

Oh, here's a great one.

775

Yeah, I'm not in that.

776

No, but look at me all tan.

777

Hey, why don't you guys go get portraits done by a professional photographer?

778

It's a great idea.

779

I bet they have one of those wind machines, you know, like...

780

Yeah, that's great.

781

Next to that, Chandler won't look so stupid.

782

Chandler, what do you say?

783

All right, but I should warn you, I'm not going.

784

I'm going.

785

great that's great Monica great now Chandler you want to give us a smile okay

786

I'm sorry is the seat uncomfortable no I am

787

I know you can do this okay you have a beautiful smile I do yeah

788

all right maybe you don't have to smile let's try something else let's try um Um, try looking sexy.

789

Okay. Or not.

790

I know.

791

Let's try a look of far -off wonderment.

792

Okay, we'll gaze into our future, and we'll think about our marriage and the days to come.

793

Okay.

794

Chandler, what is the matter with your face?

795

Wait, this picture is supposed to say Geller and Bing to be married, not local woman saves drowning moron.

796

Hey, don't laugh at him.

797

He's my drowning moron.

798

That's it, that's it.

799

Take it, take it.

800

I like this one it seems to say I love you

801

and that's why I have to kill you can't all be bad

802

find the one where you make your bedroom eyes oh there

803

it is oh my god those are my bedroom eyes why

804

did you ever sleep with me do you really want to pull at

805

that thread that's a great smile easy natural now pretend I

806

have a camera you're changing it I can't help it all

807

right all right all right right you want to know what I do

808

when I take resume shots borrow money from me okay first

809

first of all you want to make it look spontaneous right Okay, so here's what I do look down look down keep looking down then I look up

810

see all right now you try look down keep looking down

811

keep looking down why is the jelly on your shoe i

812

had a donut hey there you are there i am you

813

okay yeah joey said i uh i needed to relax

814

so he gave me an antihistamine yeah and then i fell asleep on the subway and went all the way to Brooklyn.

815

Brooklyn is far.

816

Chandler, what were you thinking?

817

No, no, but don't worry, don't worry, because I know how to take a picture now.

818

Okay, see?

819

Look down.

820

Look down.

821

Look down.

822

Chandler?

823

Yeah!

824

guys check it out my mom sent me the paper oh let's see it okay

825

oh yeah that looks good you guys make a very attractive couple yeah we look great together we really do okay

826

wow imagine what our kids would look like you know we don't have to imagine I'm marrying her.

827

We'll just see.

828

Hey.

829

Hey.

830

What are you supposed to be?

831

Remember the Russian satellite Sputnik?

832

Well, I'm a potato or a spud,

833

and these are my antenna. So Sputnik becomes...

834

Spud? nick spartan man wow i don't have the worst costume anymore hey all right ross came as duty

835

no i'm not duty no space duty hey what are you guys what are you guys talking about nothing

836

Mmm.

837

Damn, this coffee's cold.

838

Hey, Rich, do you mind if I heat this up on your loins?

839

You know, I cannot believe you told him, Joey.

840

So I guess you bought that book after we broke up, huh?

841

Uh -huh, yeah, I did, because I wore out my first copy when I was with you.

842

Oh, yeah, yeah, well, uh, when we were going out, I read tons of porno magazine.

843

What's up?

844

Ross, how could you do that to an old man?

845

Excuse me, ladies.

846

Hey, hey, Ross, check it out.

847

Sandy taught me hot cross buns.

848

Sandy taught me hot cross buns.

849

Really?

850

Sounded like three blind mice.

851

No, three blind mice goes like this.

852

I swear to God.

853

Who's up for puppets?

854

Me, I'm up for puppets.

855

Well, please welcome...

856

the Snuffle Bumps!

857

Who wants to be Mr. Wiggle Munch?

858

And who's gonna be the Grumpers?

859

Okay, okay.

860

How exactly is a two -month -old supposed to appreciate puppets?

861

Actually, studies have shown that the movement and colors help their cerebral development.

862

The whimsical characters are just for us.

863

I want to be Mr. Wiggle Munch!

864

Oh, my God.

865

Well, I guess we know who's gonna be the grumpiest.

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