Pratica di Shadowing: Yeah... no wonder they don't take Michael seriously. - Impara a parlare inglese con i video

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Oh, hey, Kevin.
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Nice of you to join us.
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Where were you?
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My tire blew out on the way here, Michael.
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Uh-huh.
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I almost died.
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I went into this skid.
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Pop quiz.
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What?
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Why is today a special day?
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I almost died.
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Today is a special day because I am being honored as a visiting professor, special lecturer, emeritus.
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How did you.. how did.. how did you...
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You will be a guest speaker in my Emerging Enterprises class.
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In business school, Kevin.
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Business school.
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Wow.
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If you bring your boss to class, it automatically bumps you up a full letter grade.
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So, I'd be stupid not to do it, right?
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A boss is like a teacher, and I am like the cool teacher, like Mr. Handel.
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Mr. Handel would hang out with us, and he would tell us awesome jokes, and he actually hooked up with one of the students.
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Um, and then, like, 12 other kids came forward.
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It was in all the papers.
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Really ruined eighth grade for us.
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Uh-oh.
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Okay, okay, nobody panic.
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Listen up.
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Listen up.
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Everyone, follow me to the shelter.
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We've got enough food for 14 days.
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After that, we have a difficult conversation.
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My bad.
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Space heater and fan were both on high plugged into the same outlet, so...
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Uh, it's saying the server went down.
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Does anybody know that password?
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Because otherwise we can't do any work.
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Uh, try password.
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Nope.
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Try 00000.
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No. Okay, now try 000001.
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Okay, I'm not doing every number.
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Wait, um, does anyone remember when it was set up?
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Uh, it was like eight years ago?
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Lord of the Rings?
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Stuff?
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I don't know, I'm just trying to think of things that were happening at the time.
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Um, everyone was getting their driver's license.
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Why don't we just call the IT guy who set it up?
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What's the name of the guy in the glasses again?
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Okay, moving backwards, our IT guys have been glasses, turban, ear hair, fatty three, shorts, fatty two, lozenge, and fatso.
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I think lozenge is the one who installed it.
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I got it.
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Try, um...
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You know what?
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It made me laugh when I heard it, but Pam got really offended.
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Ooh, big boobs.
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Drama queen?
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Nosy?
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You're typing big boobs?
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I'm trying everything.
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Try big boobs with a Z.
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That's the password.
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We're in.
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All right.
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Wow.
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Yes.
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The important thing is, this kept us secure, people.
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Nothing much.
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What's up with you?
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I cannot believe I fell for that.
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Oh, my gosh.
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What?
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What?
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Where's the bunny?
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Give it to me.
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Um, was it me?
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Or does it smell like up dog in here?
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What's up, dog?
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Nothing much.
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What's up with you?
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Oh, wow.
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I walked right into that.
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Oh, that's brilliant.
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Hey, Stanley.
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Is that jacket meat of Up Dog?
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I'm on the phone.
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What flavor coffee is that?
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Up Dog?
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What's that?
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I don't know.
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Nothing.
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What's up with you?
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Huh?
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No. Damn it.
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What does that mean?
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What does what mean?
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The thing you just said.
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Just forget it.
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Dwight!
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Hey, is it me?
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Or does this place smell like Up Dog?
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What's Up Dog?
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Gotcha!
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Yeah.
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Oh, God.
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Crap.
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Nothing.
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How are you doing?
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Good.
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How are you doing?
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Good.
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Wow, thank you.
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Yeah.
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I'm just going to grab some chips.
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Do you want some?
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No, thanks.
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We're still having lunch today, right?
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I guess.
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How dare you.
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Hey, Toby.
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What's this?
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I just want to remind everyone about the company rules involving PDA, or public displays of affection.
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Yes, some people in the office have complained.
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Oh, really? about some other people engaging in PDA.
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And, you know, just want to remind it's not appropriate to do that.
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This is about me and Jan, my office, because I will have you know that that was consensual.
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What we did has nothing to do with you or anyone here.
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I don't think anyone heard anything.
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We were very discreet.
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And most people had left by that point.
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So I don't think it's any of your business.
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So what I think you should do is roll up the memo real tight.
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OK, look, the memo is not about you.
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For the record, I have never been involved with anyone at work in any capacity.
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Alright, everyone, look, you...
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Alright, the complaint was about Jim and Pam. So...
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No way.
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What?
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You guys are together?
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Um...
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Yep.
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Yes, we are.
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Whoa!
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Wow!
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Tudor!
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Awesome!
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I knew it.
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To the two of you.
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Yes!
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Yes!
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Toby, was this your fun little way of congratulating us?
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Yes.
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Okay.
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Mind is exploding.
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Get over here.
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Come on.
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Come here.
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Okay.
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Okay, stand up.
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Okay, here we go.
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Everyone, this is a day that will live in infamy,
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Because today is the day that Jim and Pam become one.
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Actually, I've been dating for a couple months.
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I love you guys so much.
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Oh!
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Hey.
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Foster.
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No, no, no. Pam, let them ring.
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Let the bells of Dunder Mifflin chime out your love.
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Because this is really good.
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This is really good.
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My heart soars with the eagle's nest.
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I don't see it.
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I think they both could do better.
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It's not a surprise to me.
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Pam is the office mattress.
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Jim Halpert's off the market.
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Guess who just became the best-looking single guy in the office?
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You should get one of these.
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No, thank you.
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Do you even know what this is?
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It is a fitness orb, and it has completely changed my life.
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Forget everything you thought you knew about ab workouts.
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Done.
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This ab workout is specifically designed to strengthen your core.
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Sorry.
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Numerous health benefits.
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Strengthens your back.
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Better performance in sports.
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More enjoyable sex.
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You're not having sex.
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Plus, improves your reflexes.
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I would've caught that.
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Okay, you know what?
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Uh, how much is that?
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Uh, it's only 25 bucks.
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Wow.
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Um, okay.
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It's Britney, bitch.
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And I am back in the form of a new company, the Michael Scott Paper Company.
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Okay.
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I'm not going to make this one.
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Love the hair.
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Morning, Michael.
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Hello.
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They took away my parking space, but they can't take away my pride.
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I would like to invite you all to come along with me on a journey.
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Welcome to the Michael Scott Paper Company.
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Hey.
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Oh, what's this?
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That is a demerit.
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Jim Halpert, tardiness.
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Oh, I love it already.
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You've got to learn, Jim.
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You are second in command, but that does not put you above the law.
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Oh, I understand.
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And I also have lots of questions, like what does a demerit mean?
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Let's put it this way.
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You do not want to receive three of those.
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Lay it on me.
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Three demerits, and you'll receive a citation.
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Now that sounds serious.
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Oh, it is serious.
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Five citations, and you're looking at a violation.
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Four of those, and you'll receive a verbal warning.
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Keep it up, and you're looking at a written warning.
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Two of those, that'll land you in a world of hurt.
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in the form of a disciplinary review written up by me and placed on the desk of my immediate superior.
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Which would be me. That is correct.
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Okay, I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day or you will receive a full desagulation.
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What's a dis.. what's that?
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Oh, you don't want to know.
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Everybody, everybody, listen up.
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I need your ideas now.
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Ideas, please.
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Right now.
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Go, go.
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Come on.
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Michael, we don't know what you're talking about.
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Wet cement.
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Outside.
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It's drying.
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Fast.
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Come on.
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This is a lifelong dream.
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What do I write?
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What do I write?
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Michael, you could put your initials in it.
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MGS?
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No. Some idiot named Mark Greg Sputnik will claim credit for it.
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I don't...
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Once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, people.
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Come on.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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Well...
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Yes?
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When I was a little girl...
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Okay.
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Okay, do it.
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Come on.
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Great.
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Let's hear it.
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We found some wet cement in the park at our neighborhood.
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It's drying, it's drying. And...
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All right.
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We can have a...
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Come on, Phil!
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I want to be right.
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Oh, come on!
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Here it is.
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You draw a picture.
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No!
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Because that says so much more than words.
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No!
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Come on, give me something good!
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Okay, I was watching E!
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And I saw Will Smith outside of the Chinese theater, and oh my god, he looks so good.
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Hey, I'm translate.
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She's talking about the hand prints that celebrities make in the summit.
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I love it!
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If you were a real star, you'd put your face in it.
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I love it more!
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Michael, that doesn't seem safe.
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I love it!
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Ha ha!
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Come on!
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Let's go!
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Come on!
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You're here today not to immortalize a man, but an idea.
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Maybe the idea of a man.
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Hurry, please.
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Greatness is only skin deep, some people say.
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Can you breathe?
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Well, that's not true.
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Other people believe it's deep down the side, and in this case...
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Ready?
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...that's also not true. And?
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Go!
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Force it in as deep as you can.
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That is too good.
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Today is a very special day for me.
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And it's really not about me.
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It's about my grandkids.
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It's about my great-grandkids.
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I can come back here when I'm 100, and I can find that piece of cement and say, that's me.
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Look, kids, your daddy left that face hole.
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I don't know.
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It's a good feeling.
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Oh.
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Ooh.
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Ooh.
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OK.
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Breathe.
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Work your core.
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Come on.
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How many is that?
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Not counting the last one.
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25. Count the last one.
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Okay.
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25 and one girl push-up.
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Oh, new record.
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Okay.
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Oh, what did you do today?
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I made a sale.
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Oh, yeah, sitting on your big fat butt.
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All right, that is a number to beat.
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What do we get if we do them?
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My respect.
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Okay, I'll make it a little more interesting.
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Anyone who has more than 25 push-ups...
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And one girl push-up?
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...gets to go home.
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Ooh!
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Oh!
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I say dance, they say how high?
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Three, four, five.
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Here we go.
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Oh, no, no, no, no. Foot too high.
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Disqualified!
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What do we got?
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Creed, disqualified.
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Oh, come on!
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19. I had a really hard workout this morning.
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Oh, wow.
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That is adorable!
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Ten?
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Yeah!
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I'm betting one more.
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11!
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Wow!
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Good!
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Stanley!
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Stanley!
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Stanley!
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Stanley!
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Stanley!
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Stanley!
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Stanley!
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Stanley!
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Stanley!
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Essentially what we have here is one of those stories where a mother lifts a car to save her baby.
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Well, it's not exactly fair.
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He's got all of his weight that's helping him go down.
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25!
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Yeah, come on, you can do it!
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Come on, Stanley, let's do it, come on!
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Go!
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Go!
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Yeah!
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Oh, yeah!
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Wow, are you okay?
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Very nice, very nice.
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Are you okay, Stanley?
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Excuse me.
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Wow.
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It is Friday morning and it is another beautiful day in Scranton, Pennsylvania.
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Oh my god.
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Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up.
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We have a serious problem here.
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Alright everybody, lock the doors, turn off the lights, pretend you're not here.
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Are we in danger?
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There's no time to think about if this is real.
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Just, shh, everybody.
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Michael, should I call the...
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What?
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The IT tech guy and me did not get off to a great start.
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What about this one?
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It's kind of badass, right?
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Just seems kind of crazy in a way I might need right now.
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I don't know.
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Oh, that's not yours.
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Stanley just drank O.J out of my mug and didn't seem to realize that it wasn't his hot coffee.
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So the question has to be asked.
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Is there no limit to what he won't notice?
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What's a seven-letter word for purse?
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Satchel.
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No, starts with an H.
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Handbag.
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Thank you.
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Shh.
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Shh.
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All right, everybody, take a seat.
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As you may have heard, our branch on the planet Jupiter is up 8,000% in sales!
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Whoo!
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Hold up.
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The clock is slow.
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It is 5 o'clock.
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I will see you all tomorrow.
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Bye, Stanley.
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Love you. So long, Stanley.
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Night, everybody.
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There we go.
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Nice dress, Ryan.
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It's not a dress.
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It's a kurta.
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Okay.
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Tonight, one of our most ethnic co-workers, Kelly, has invited us all to a Diwali celebration put on by her community.
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What is Diwali, you may ask?
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Well, to have Kelly explain it.
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It's, I have, blah, blah, blah.
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It's so super fun, and it's gonna be great.
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A lot of gods with unpronounceable names.
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Twenty minutes later, you find out that it's essentially a Hindu Halloween.
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You look so handsome.
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You really do.
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I love the material.
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I know.
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How come you didn't get me one?
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Hey.
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Hey, Michael.
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Yeah?
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Contractions are coming every 10 minutes.
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Okay, just remember to keep breathing.
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My cervix is ripening.
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Okay, good.
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Jan is about to have a baby with a sperm donor.
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And Michael is preparing for the birth of a watermelon with Dwight.
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Now, this baby will be related to Michael through...
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...delusion.
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Michael!
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Yeah?
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My water's breaking!
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Oh, okay, okay.
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What do you do?
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What do you do?
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I get a call from Jan, and I meet her at the hospital.
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Right.
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Highways or surface roads?
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I take Quincy Ave to Gibson?
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No, Gibson is covered in potholes.
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Your car breaks down.
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Adapt.
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I checked the route.
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There are no potholes.
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It's about adapting to the circumstances.
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Andy, would you like to have my baby?
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Yes!
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Yeah!
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No. Okay, no. No, I'm drowning!
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I'm drowning!
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I'm drowning!
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I'm drowning!
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Here we go!
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Here we go! Do it!
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Scream it out!
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Scream it out!
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Scream it out!
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Babies are one of my many areas of expertise.
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Growing up, I performed my own circumcision.
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Just keep pushing.
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Hold me!
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I'm right here.
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Cradle my head!
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I'm screaming, I'm screaming, I'm screaming!
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Quiet.
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Just push and breathe.
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Numb me up.
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I want anesthesia.
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No, you can't have it.
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It's too late.
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No, I don't want natural.
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No, you have to just push it out.
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Keep simulating.
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Okay.
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Do you have the Sharpie?
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Keep simulating.
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Do you have the Sharpie?
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Yes, I do.
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Okay.
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When the baby emerges, mark it secretly in a kind of a mark
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that only you can recognize and no baby snatcher could ever copy.
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Ready?
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Yes.
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Hey!
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Here we go!
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God, wow.
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What was on that?
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Butter.
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Newborns are slippery.
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Nice touch.
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Good.
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Let's try that again.
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This is going to be the happiest day of my life.
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This here is a radon test kit.
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Okay, I'll be putting them everywhere.
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And please don't throw these out.
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This is a radon test kit.
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Please don't throw these out.
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See them all over the office.
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Toby has been leaving radon kits everywhere, like he owns the place.
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The first time I threw mine away, I thought it was an ant trap an ant trap.
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But I figured I'd rather live with ants than with this creepy little disc.
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The second time, I thought it was one of those, you know, the things you turn over and moves, like a cow thing.
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But upon closer examination, it was another ant trap.
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So I threw it away.
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And the third time, I did it out of spite.
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Come on, Michael, you're interrupting.
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You're kidding me!
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God!
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You say Radon is silent but deadly, and then you expect me not to make farting noises with my mouth?
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What is this?
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Sit down.
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You know what?
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We're not gonna die of Radon.
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We're gonna die of boredom.
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Yeah.
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Right?
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And if I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.
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Oh.
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That's not...
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Okay, all right.
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You were being really funny, and then you went too far.
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I would kill Bin Laden and then Toby.
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No. Okay, geniuses, how would you do it?
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Curve the bullet like in my favorite James McAvoy film, Wadding.
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All that does is help you shoot around things.
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What does been like?
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Is there a curtain rod in the room?
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I don't know.
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How about make-believe land as anything you want?
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Stanley, please, this is serious.
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Is this the thing where they use an icicle so there's no evidence?
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Yes.
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Re-stabbed Toby through the heart with an icicle?
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Come on.
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The whole two-bullet thing is a red herring.
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Here's how you do it.
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You line them all up, you take one bullet, shoot them all through the throat at the same time.
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Watch this.
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Phyllis, you're Hitler.
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Come up here.
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Toby, you're Toby.
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Andy, you're Bin Laden.
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Line up.
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I don't want to.
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Throats together.
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Toby, just do it!
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Toby, come on.
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God!
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Ready?
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One bullet. And...
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Boom!
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Pow!
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Pow!
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Yeah, that works. That works!
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Andy?
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Attend the tale of Sweeney Todd.
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His skin was pale and his eye was odd Yes, they saved the faces of gentle men Who never thereafter were heard of again
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He trod a path that few have trod It's Sweeney Todd The demon barber of Fleet Street Did you write this?
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No. Who did?
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Steven Seinheim Who is he?
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Swing your razor wide Sweeney,
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hold it to the skies Sweeney pulls the blood of bells to my life!
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What the hell is happening?
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We are the cast of Sweeney Todd, the demon barber of Fleet Street.
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We open in a couple of weeks at the Loose Crew Playhouse here in Scranton, and today just doing a wee bit of viral marketing!
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A tender tale of Sweeney Todd!
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Ooooooo!
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He served a dark and avenged god!
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He served a dark and avenged god!
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Ooooooo!
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What happens then?
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Well, that's the play, and he wouldn't want us to give it away.
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The Tweeney Todd!
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The Demon Bubber of Fleet!
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Street!
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Wow!
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Oh, that was amazing!
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That was awesome!
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I auditioned for this!
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When did the cast list go up?
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Like a month ago.
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Really?
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They didn't call me! Who am I playing?
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Andy?
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I really like Valentine's Day in this office.
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It's kind of like grade school.
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Everybody gives out little presents and stuff.
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Like last year, Jim gave me this card with Dwight's head on it.
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It was horrifying and funny.
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Phyllis!
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You could just sign here.
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Roy and I are saving for the wedding, so I made him promise not to get me anything too big.
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Happy Valentine's Day, darling.
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Love, Bob Vance.
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Vance Refrigeration.
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Isn't he sweet?
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Yeah.
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Wow.
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All right, Dwight.
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As you know, I'm heading to New York today, doing a presentation on the branch to the new CFO.
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And you want me to come with you?
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No. The opposite of that.
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I will stay here and run things on this end.
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Good.
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Good.
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Question.
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Will you be seeing Jan when you're in New York?
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I probably will.
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Why do you ask?
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Well, it's Valentine's Day.
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You guys, you know.
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Well.
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Screwed.
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What is your problem?
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This is a business trip.
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I would have to be a raving lunatic to try to talk to Jan about what happened between us.
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Her words, not mine.
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She sent me an email this morning.
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But it is Valentine's Day.
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It's New York, city of love.
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Hey, Pam, you heart NY, right?
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You want me to pick up anything?
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That's okay.
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All right.
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The best present would be you do a good job in front of the new CFO.
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Dude, I'm gonna nail it.
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Me and New York, oh, I own that city.
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Forget about it.
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See ya.
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Thank you.

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Parole e frasi chiave

  • My tire blew out: "Il mio pneumatico è scoppiato" – utile per descrivere guasti stradali.
  • Pop quiz: "Quiz improvviso" – una frase che spesso si sente in contesti scolastici o lavorativi.
  • Visiting professor: "Professore invitato" – termine per chi insegna in una scuola come ospite.
  • Server went down: "Il server è crollato" – fondamentale per parlare di problemi tecnici.
  • Hooked up with: "Ha avuto una relazione con" – espresso colloquiale per indicare una connessione romantica o sessuale.

Consigli per la pratica

Il dialogo ha una velocità media e un tono informale, quindi è perfetto per lo shadow speak. Ecco come esercitarti: Ripeti le frasi subito dopo il video, cercando di imitare l'intonazione e la pausa. Se trovi parti veloci, metti in pausa e ripeti più volte. Usa un shadowing site per registrare la tua voce e confrontarla con l'originale – così noterai i differenze nella pronuncia. Ricorda: lo shadowspeak non è solo ripetere, ma anche capire il contesto per usare le frasi nella vita reale. Prova a creare scenari simili con le parole chiave: ad esempio, racconta di un "pop quiz" al lavoro o di un "server che è crollato" – così le frasi diventeranno tue!

La grammatica di questo video

Le strutture che chi parla usa di più, con le parole esatte del video:

StrutturaNel video
Present perfect continuous have/has been + -ing — un’azione iniziata prima e ancora in corsoI've been dating · has been leaving
Forma passiva be + participio passato — conta ciò che accade, non chi lo fabeing honored · was set · been involved
Present perfect have/has + participio passato — un’azione passata che conta ancora adessohave been · have complained · have never been involved
Frasi relative who / which + frase — un’informazione in più su una persona o una cosaguy who set · one who installed · Anyone who has

Cos'è la tecnica dello Shadowing?

Shadowing è una tecnica di apprendimento delle lingue supportata da studi scientifici, originariamente sviluppata per la formazione dei traduttori professionisti e resa popolare dal poliglotta Dr. Alexander Arguelles. Il metodo è semplice ma potente: ascolti un audio in inglese di madrelingua e lo ripeti immediatamente ad alta voce — come un'ombra che segue il parlante con un ritardo di solo 1–2 secondi. A differenza dell'ascolto passivo o degli esercizi di grammatica, lo shadowing costringe il tuo cervello e i muscoli della bocca a elaborare e riprodurre simultaneamente i modelli di discorso reale. La ricerca dimostra che migliora significativamente la precisione della pronuncia, l'intonazione, il ritmo, il discorso connesso, la comprensione dell'ascolto e la fluidità del parlato — rendendolo uno dei metodi più efficaci per la preparazione alla prova di speaking dell'IELTS e per la comunicazione reale in inglese.

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