Pratica di Shadowing: Gabriel Iglesias: The Chocolate Cake Shake Experience 😂🔥🤣 | Stand-up Comedy - Impara a parlare inglese con YouTube
B2
Now, you guys are clapping, but he's not leaving.
290 frasi
Se le frasi sono troppo corte o troppo lunghe, clicca su Edit per modificarle.
1
Now, you guys are clapping, but he's not leaving.
2
I've already asked him, I said,
3
Frankie, what do you want to do with your life?
4
Mm-hmm.
5
Have you thought about college?
6
Just now.
7
I'm like, Frankie, you do realize that all you need to do is get accepted.
8
I tell a lot of jokes.
9
I will pay for your entire college education,
10
no matter where you want to go.
11
As long as you get accepted.
12
What do you think about that?
13
Mm-mm.
14
I said, you know, if you want to go to school in California,
15
we'll make it happen.
16
You want to go to school out of state, we'll make it happen.
17
I said, hell, I'll even do one of those international programs.
18
You know, the ones where you give them one of your children,
19
and then they give you one of their children?
20
What is it called when you kid swap?
21
Exchange.
22
Thank you.
23
Sorry.
24
That's right.
25
Exchange.
26
Some of you are like, that's called human trafficking.
27
Different program.
28
I would love to do an exchange program with my son,
29
but don't give me a regular kid.
30
If I'm going to do an exchange program,
31
give me a kid from like a hardcore third world country
32
so that he appreciates all the basic things most American children take for granted.
33
That's why I say give me little Tombutu
34
Give me Tombutu I would love Tombutu And Tombutu would love me Mr. Fluffy Yes,
35
Tombutu I was wondering what time do we go to sleep
36
You go to sleep whenever you like This is your room We sleep next door All of this Is for Tumbutu?
37
Yes, all of this is for Tumbutu In my village,
38
two families Sleep in an area this big Well,
39
here in America One big ass Mexican kid sleeps right here
40
Enjoy And then I would take him to like IHOP
41
or Denny's and let him order Whatever he wants and just watch him lose it You know
42
This is the Thanksgiving I heard of Thank you, Mr. Fluffy.
43
Thank you.
44
If there is anything Tombuto can do for you, please tell me anything.
45
Can you help me take out the trash?
46
For you, I will eat the trash.
47
Meanwhile, my son's on the other side of the world on top of an elephant trying to get Wi-Fi.
48
Tell your kids something, that's one thing.
49
When you can get their friends to say what you say,
50
you can't pay for that.
51
and they're always doing it.
52
You know, Frankie, you're lucky, man.
53
Your dad's trying to help you go to college.
54
My dad wants me to get a job.
55
Frankie, you're lucky, man.
56
Your dad's trying to give you a car.
57
My dad doesn't even trust me to walk.
58
You're lucky, man.
59
And I hear this, and I'm like, I love these kids.
60
Because, see, my son is very numb to this situation.
61
He's very numb to all of you,
62
and he's very numb to Fluffy.
63
Okay, he doesn't see Fluffy.
64
He sees, Dad, Dad.
65
I'm just Dad.
66
You know, I'm the guy that tells him,
67
clean your room, take a shower,
68
and put on deodorant, which he does very well now.
69
But you guys saw what I had to do to make that happen.
70
See, his friends, on the other hand,
71
they still get excited when they see me.
72
They still geek out.
73
I walk into the living room.
74
They're all sitting there.
75
Frankie sees me, hey dad.
76
His friends see me, they see this.
77
With like doves.
78
Can you imagine if every time you walked into a room that happened?
79
He's here.
80
Ladies, imagine if your partner could do that for you.
81
It's your anniversary, a celebration,
82
some magical moment, or you're just laying there and you're drunk.
83
And you're just like, what are you going to do to me?
84
What are you going to do?
85
What are you going to do?
86
One extra dove.
87
And by the way, guys,
88
if you're ever able to pull off the doves,
89
just leave it at that.
90
Don't try to top the doves.
91
It's very hard to top the doves.
92
Don't start running your mouth and talking smack.
93
You're like, she's laying there.
94
And don't start, you know,
95
you don't even know what's going to happen to you.
96
You don't even understand.
97
You're going to get it.
98
Don't do that.
99
Because ladies, all you have to do is look at him and go, ah.
100
It's on a different meaning.
101
Now, I heard a woo.
102
Do we have people in the house from the UK?
103
All right, let me tell the rest of the people about you.
104
I love it whenever people from the UK come here to the United States because when we hear you speak,
105
you sound incredible.
106
You sound amazing.
107
You sound educated.
108
You sound inspirational.
109
That accent is so proper.
110
It is so proper.
111
It doesn't matter what you're talking about.
112
We're drawn to whatever it is.
113
You could be talking about trash.
114
It sounds amazing.
115
Who could leave all this rubbish here?
116
This is such a travesty.
117
This is all this destruction here all over the sidewalk.
118
Someone must tend to this at once.
119
This is ridiculous.
120
People are listening in.
121
I don't know what happened over there,
122
but the shit hit the fan.
123
That guy from England is pissed.
124
I don't know.
125
What the hell is rubbish?
126
See it's very different now
127
when one of us goes over there Man it's very very different
128
because see we don't sound the same as them as a
129
matter of fact as Americans we we have a certain way
130
with the English language Do you understand how we sound to them?
131
I mean seriously, do you know how you know how they look at us when they hear us speak?
132
We sound like this to them I'll tell you right now the other day I was hanging out with Phil right?
133
That son bitch come over the house.
134
We had ourselves a good old time.
135
Who's that me and Phil?
136
And by the way, if you sound like that here tonight, I'm just kidding.
137
There's just jokes.
138
Don't feel like just, you know,
139
I'm going to wait for his ass outside.
140
I see how funny he is when he gets to the parking lot.
141
Fluffing my ass.
142
I just think it's funny that no matter what they talk about over there,
143
they sound the same.
144
It sounds the same.
145
You know, whereas with us Americans,
146
we speak according to our environment.
147
We change it up.
148
We morph, we adapt.
149
We all have our, for example,
150
we all have our trying to get a good job voice.
151
When you walk in for that interview,
152
you don't sound the way you sound on a Saturday night when you're having a couple of drinks.
153
No, you clean it up you practice in the car and
154
when you walk in you turn it on
155
if you'll check my references you'll see him more than qualified
156
for this position please feel free to call Frank Torres Frank
157
will tell you the amazing job I did for him two
158
and a half weeks ago listen I'm ready to work seven
159
days a week 365 days a year no job is too
160
big no task is too small you can count on me
161
I'm the right person for the job please keep me in Thank you so much for your time.
162
And then you get to the parking lot.
163
And then you get to the parking lot, and you're like, whew.
164
Hijo a la chingada, ojala que me de trabajo porque no. No,
165
ta cabron, wey, man.
166
No, I need a job, man.
167
I need a job.
168
Whoo.
169
You guys know we all have our daytime voice
170
that we have around our family and our friends and our children, you know?
171
And then we have our late-night voice,
172
you know, our party voice.
173
GIGAR!
174
And then
175
if you're lucky enough you have your late late late night voice destroy You don't even know what's about to happen
176
Look at some of you're looking at me like oh my god fluffy's a freak I'm just giving an example
177
All the kids are like oh this is different Sorry cuz I see those kids and they're just like Uhhh!
178
Dad's like, pinchy fluffy.
179
No, no, no, no. Bad fluffy, bad fluffy, bad fluffy.
180
But see now, over there,
181
they sound the same no matter what they're doing.
182
When they apply for a job.
183
If you'll check my references,
184
you will see I'm more than qualified for this position.
185
When they party.
186
If you'll pour me the wine, I will drink it.
187
It is brilliant, I tell you.
188
When they're making love.
189
I'm going to part your legs like the Red Sea.
190
Oh, I'm going to defile you in such an amazing fashion.
191
You will rule the day you came across me at that local pub.
192
I'm going to lower my drawbridge and introduce you to the Queen, yes I shall.
193
And when you arrive at that magical moment,
194
I want you to scream victory.
195
Victory!
196
My job is done here.
197
The only messed up part about that joke is that that's the only joke the kids remember That's a bad segue No,
198
there's no horse at this hotel.
199
Listen I
200
Would like to personally thank the promoters for not only making this special happen But for taking really good care of us.
201
They put us at a hotel that's right across the street you guys
202
and you know You know you're in a good hotel when you get inside of the elevator and it talks
203
It's one of those, you know First floor Second floor Third floor I'm like man,
204
she sounds hot Fourth floor Fifth floor Oh yeah
205
Martin asked me how far are you going up?
206
I said all the way
207
I gotta see how this ends you know what I'm saying well sometimes we don't have a permit okay so
208
but it doesn't mean the food is not good for me to know
209
that I'm gonna have a good experience at a taco truck I always researched
210
and I look to see who's running the truck for me to know
211
that I'm gonna have a good time I want to make sure that it's an all-female crew not to sound sexist
212
It's just that when it's all women running the truck,
213
they make me feel good about myself.
214
They make me feel special.
215
When I walk up at 1 o'clock in the morning and I have a buzz,
216
they make me feel good.
217
Hello!
218
They come to the window.
219
Hola, mi gordito, como estas?
220
Como estas, gordito chuleto, este gordito?
221
Como luto?
222
A ver, a ver, ojitos, ojitos.
223
Ojitos.
224
I feel like a kid.
225
I'm like, can I have a taco?
226
Whatever you want me to do, I'll give you.
227
Now see, when it's an all-Mexican male crew running the truck, it's late.
228
They're tired.
229
They're bitter.
230
Customer service isn't our strongest point at 1 o'clock in the morning.
231
And then you gotta deal with a drunk knucklehead like me.
232
Hello?
233
And they come to the window.
234
What you want?
235
What you want?
236
Hey, what's up, bro?
237
Can I have a taco?
238
Okay, what else?
239
Let's sit.
240
That's not even a word.
241
But you know exactly what he just told you.
242
For some reason, Mexican people and only Mexican people have this sound that comes out of us
243
that can just discredit anything you put in front of it.
244
It doesn't matter what it is.
245
We can kill it with that sound.
246
I just graduated from college, top of my class.
247
Ah!
248
Well, fine, I'll work at Burger King.
249
Papi, this is my fiancé.
250
He loves...
251
What is it you want me to try?
252
And they said, well, they sell a thing here at Portillo's called a chocolate cake.
253
I said you had me at chocolate.
254
They said, well, you got to go to the special window and you got to order it from the lady.
255
So I'm like, okay, cool.
256
So I get up and I walk over to the lady and she's like,
257
can I help you?
258
I say, yes.
259
My friends are telling me that I need to try this thing called a chocolate cake shake.
260
Okay, what size would you like?
261
How good is it?
262
You want a large.
263
All right, can I please have a large chocolate cake shake?
264
No problem.
265
And I pay.
266
And she turns around.
267
She turns around and she walks over to this little refrigerator that's on the counter.
268
And she opens it up and she pulls out a piece of chocolate cake.
269
And I'm thinking to myself,
270
she must misunderstood what I said.
271
I didn't ask for a piece of chocolate cake.
272
I asked for a chocolate cake shake.
273
she must have heard what I was thinking because she's walking by and she's like it's gonna happen
274
she walks over to the blender she takes the freaking lid off
275
and she just looks at me and does this and I was like no And she's like, oh yeah.
276
She pours it and she hands me this like 44 ounce chocolate shake,
277
which is way more than anybody should be drinking.
278
The straw was so thick you could almost fit your thumb in it, okay?
279
So I grabbed the shake and I begin to attempt to drink it.
280
So I'm just...
281
Mmm.
282
Mmm.
283
And I can see the shake coming up.
284
Mmm.
285
Mmm.
286
Mmm.
287
Mmm.
288
Mmm.
289
Mmm.
290
Mmm.
Scarica l'app
Valutazione AI per ogni frase che pronunci
TRENDING
Popolari
Informazioni su Questa Lezione
In questa lezione, avrai l'opportunità di imparare l'inglese con youtube attraverso l'umorismo e il racconto di storie divertenti di Gabriel Iglesias. Analizzeremo come le situazioni comiche possono aiutarti a migliorare la tua comprensione della lingua, con un focus sulla pronuncia e sull'intonazione. Ti eserciterai nel shadowing in inglese, seguendo il ritmo e la velocità di Iglesias, il che è essenziale per affinare le tue abilità di parlato e per migliorare la pronuncia inglese.
Vocabolario e Frasi Chiave
- Get accepted - Essere accettato
- College education - Istruzione universitaria
- International programs - Programmi internazionali
- Kid swap - Scambio di bambini
- Appreciate - Apprezzare
- Thanksgiving - Giorno del Ringraziamento
- Trash - Spazzatura
- Lose it - Perdere il controllo
Consigli per la Pratica
Quando pratichi il shadow speech con il video di Gabriel Iglesias, sii attento al tono e alla velocità della sua voce. La sua comicità dipende molto dall'intonazione e dall’enfasi, quindi è utile ripetere le sue battute facendo attenzione a come cambia il suo modo di parlare in diverse situazioni. Ecco alcuni suggerimenti pratici:
- Segui il ritmo: Prova a sincronizzarti con Iglesias. Ascolta alcune frasi e poi ripetile immediatamente dopo per allenare la tua pronuncia.
- Focalizzati sull'intonazione: Nota come cambia l'intonazione a seconda dell'umore delle battute. Ripeti usando simili modulationi per rendere la tua parlata più naturale.
- Registra le tue ripetizioni: Ascoltati mentre parli. Questo ti aiuterà a identificare le aree dove puoi migliorare e a confrontare la tua pronuncia con quella di Iglesias.
- Ripeti scomponendo le frasi: Se una battuta è particolarmente divertente o difficile, cerca di scomporla in parti più piccole, praticando prima ogni pezzo singolarmente.
- Sii paziente: Questo metodo richiede tempo e pratica. Non scoraggiarti se all'inizio non ti sembra di riuscire perfettamente a imitare il suo stile.
Ricorda, praticare regolarmente ti aiuterà non solo a migliorare nel shadowing, ma anche a diventare più sicuro nel parlare in inglese. Buona fortuna!
Cos'è la tecnica dello Shadowing?
Shadowing è una tecnica di apprendimento delle lingue supportata da studi scientifici, originariamente sviluppata per la formazione dei traduttori professionisti e resa popolare dal poliglotta Dr. Alexander Arguelles. Il metodo è semplice ma potente: ascolti un audio in inglese di madrelingua e lo ripeti immediatamente ad alta voce — come un'ombra che segue il parlante con un ritardo di solo 1–2 secondi. A differenza dell'ascolto passivo o degli esercizi di grammatica, lo shadowing costringe il tuo cervello e i muscoli della bocca a elaborare e riprodurre simultaneamente i modelli di discorso reale. La ricerca dimostra che migliora significativamente la precisione della pronuncia, l'intonazione, il ritmo, il discorso connesso, la comprensione dell'ascolto e la fluidità del parlato — rendendolo uno dei metodi più efficaci per la preparazione alla prova di speaking dell'IELTS e per la comunicazione reale in inglese.
☕ Offrici un caffè
ShadowingEnglish rimane gratuito al 100% grazie al tuo supporto. I costi del server e IA sono elevati — il tuo caffè ci aiuta ad andare avanti! 🙏