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Can this hot goth mommy find herself the perfect good boy?

With the help of her goth sisters, they'll grill these guys based off looks, beliefs, and kinks.

But are you a good boy?

We'll see if she finds love on Love Bites.

Welcome to the group chat!

Today we have Pink looking for the love of the strike.

Alright, Pink, tell me, why are you single?

Well, I got out of a pretty bad relationship.

Boo!

So, I'm looking for a golden retriever, kind, sweet, good boyfriend.

And one that can handle me.

If you had to describe what kind of shit he's gonna have to handle.

A little possessive, a little...

I like sex, I haven't had sex in so long.

Did, uh, did, you know, the last guy not have sex with you or what?

Well, he was only attracted to anime women,

so but it looked pretty anime He was only attracted to anime women was like addicted did he was addicted to So he was addicted

so much you didn't want to have the real thing something along those lines

if you suffer from this call 1 -800 Yikes

bless you okay all right

and bella what kind of guy are we looking for for

uh a guy with hair number one what's this whole like you know bald guys thing bald guys are fine

but her ex was bald so she needs a change of pace guys

so we have the goth house with us today i genuinely guys i'm

so out of my element i chat gbt the difference between a goth person

and a email person why don't you guys tell me what the hell are you?

We're God.

Yay.

We love Bat House and Sisters of Mercy.

And the politics and the system.

Yeah.

The system.

Yeah.

It, dude.

Yeah.

We hate the system.

Unapologetically yourself.

Yeah.

Get out of the cookie cutter becoming yourself.

Exactly.

All right.

So you guys ready to meet these guys?

Let's bring out the boys.

Let's give it up for contestant number one.

What is this, some sort of suicide squad?

We were close.

Hey, me too.

We're about to finish them.

I'll help you, don't worry.

Oh no, nevermind.

You're here for her, dude.

I overheard that we're looking for a sub and I'm bisexual.

So who better than someone where pegging is required?

Perfect, perfect.

I'm just saying and let me tell you I kind of want to show you my wand Guardian let me bone you

What's your name, bud?

Oh, yeah, I'm Dax nice to meet you guys

You ever dated a goth girl like sort of like in passing here now.

I've always really wanted to though I've just I'm I don't know I get kind of nervous and I I, I, they're too, you're too cool for me.

But are you a good boy?

A really good boy?

Whatever you need.

All right, show me how good of a boy you are.

Everything I own.

But not on all fours, good boy.

Bragging about how good you are.

That is pretty.

I can shake it, I can shake it.

You should see me in booty shorts.

Just so you know, they're big fans of bi guys, right guys?

I love bi guys.

Yeah, they do.

Yeah, being a bi guy is so much fun, I love it.

Everything you can experience with a guy, I can also try to give you the same experience if you know what I mean.

Promise?

Yeah, I promise.

Thank you, David.

This is a blast.

How would you pick me up if we were in a bar?

Hi, I'm Dax.

Hi.

Nice to meet you.

What's your name?

Pink. Is it?

It's really pink.

Well, you're forward and I dig it.

What is your number?

512?

Alright guys, so we got to know Dax.

What tier are we gonna rank him?

All right, so we got S, A, B, C, D, F.

Reveal in three, two, one.

BBC.

I love BBC.

Me too.

I love Doctor Who.

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It's such a good show.

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What?

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It's on the British Broadcasting Channel.

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Yeah.

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Sorry.

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You seem sweet, and I feel like she could train you properly to be a good bitch. And good hair.

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You have a lot of hair.

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Thank you.

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Good hair, good hair.

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Let's get up for Dax, guys.

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Thank you.

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Thank you, Dax.

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I need a little bit more submissive a little more energy more energy.

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Let's give it up for the next guy I'm Sean Zapp nice to meet you.

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How are we doing?

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You all look gorgeous I wrote pink a song.

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I was hoping I could play her.

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I also play guitar So I'm excited to hear maybe we could jam All right, let's hear it.

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You're beautiful.

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And all I ask is that you might hold me tight and shove a finger in my ass!

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There it is.

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Piss on my face.

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Then FaceTime my dad!

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Hold me close.

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Then call me a little fat girl!

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Lick on my cock.

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Then zip -tie my balls and call me Rachel Slard!

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You're beautiful.

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You're pink.

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You know what they say.

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Two in the pinky, one in the stinky.

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What's your number?

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I guess I'll lose his pick -a -fly.

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Let's go for Sean.

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Obviously, you're good with your fingers.

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Oh, she knows.

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I can tell he can go like this, you know, like specifically with two, you know?

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Yeah.

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I like it.

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I think you're very Cali, very surfer.

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I think it's cool.

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I think you look chill.

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Like, I'd want to come up and talk to you.

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Your hair's so fluffy.

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Yeah, I want to be friends with you guys.

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Yeah.

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Can you handle a Texas girl?

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, I'm from Boston, so...

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What?

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That's cool.

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What do we rate Sean based off his vibe for Pink?

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Three, two, one...

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Fortnite!

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Buttercup, why'd you give him an app?

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I just felt like some of those lyrics could have been workshopped just a little bit more, and if that's the effort you're gonna put into Pink, I don't think you need to be putting anything into Pink.

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I'm sorry.

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That was really good.

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I think you took it kind of like a joke instead of taking her seriously.

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I just wanted to show you guys that I'm silly

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and he he ha ha Sean Do you think you'd be serious in the next round?

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I'd love to see you open up more and give us like your real personality.

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I can open up wherever you want

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I definitely have a bar up here He gives a more energy of like like doming but then like a subbie Yeah, all the stuff that he was saying was kind of subbie Yeah,

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but I feel like he was trying to be a sub like I want you want to feel the like genuine

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posers all right we're moving on all right let's get up for our next contestant

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hello hello i like your teeth thank you of course we

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all got the same teeth you guys all have vampire teeth

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yeah we beat each other in an orgy oh sick let's

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go no invite cool i'm abdiel i am puerto rican

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so i speak spanish fluent first language my mom would love you for

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that like i'm half mexican so do you speak spanish that's good enough I got you a gift.

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Oh, thank you!

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Hey!

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This isn't like the Burger King one, right?

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No, no, no. It's the opposite.

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It's the opposite.

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I'm not going to lie.

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It does look like the Burger King one, guys.

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Burger King for my Burger Queen.

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Can I get a large fry?

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Yes.

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If your ex were to tell me anything about you that is negative, what would they tell me about you?

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I haven't broken up with Max because it's been them breaking up with me.

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So it's not a bad thing.

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No, no, no. I have been told that I'm too understanding too patient too loving my heart's too big

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You said it I didn't do you have a big penis pretty average

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She's the alpha how would you pick me up at a bar using your goth pickup line?

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Okay, so can I walk?

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So we're walking no, you're not even drinking yet.

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You're just standing there and I'm like Um, I could get you a drink, but, wait, you look familiar.

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Is your name Marilyn?

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Man, son.

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You're so funny.

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Ooh, and he said Marilyn.

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Oh, no. She literally said Marilyn Manson's my one exception.

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I will never listen to her like. So bad.

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But that's good, because now we know our ratings.

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Oh, no. Now we're going to rank him based off looks and vibes.

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Ladies you guys ready?

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All right, three two one

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Dressed like a Whataburger burger I don't

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and I have curly hair too like I was up with the curly hair You almost had me

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and then she asked what wouldn't people like about you?

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You were like I'm so hot and sexy and girls don't like that

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Putting words in my mouth now you're turning me against my friends No, they're putting words in my mouth.

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Let's give it up to our boy, you know, he's getting good fun.

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David, I'm not gonna lie, bro.

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You cook, bro.

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My name is Danny.

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I'm $3 ,000 into debt.

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I'm deeply afraid of women, and honestly, last time I've been with a woman was two years ago.

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Well, I haven't had sex in almost three years.

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Oh, shit.

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I know.

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I'm saving it for the right guy.

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I think I can be the right guy.

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Why are you in debt?

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Spending it on stupid shit, dude.

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Drugs, alcohol.

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Oh, I love a loser I can take care of.

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Oh, you can definitely take care of me.

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You a drug addict, really?

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I smoke weed here and there.

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Oh, it's weed.

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Wait, wait, wait, that's different.

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I mean, I consider weed a drug too, you know, weed.

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Sure, but you're saying drinking and smoking.

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Is it alcohol and weed?

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Yeah, it's a little bit of a mixture.

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That's cross -faded, okay.

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Are you drunk a lot?

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Three days out of the week.

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Okay.

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Well, I mean, if you're gonna be attentive and serve me, how are you gonna do that if you're .

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Well, I wouldn't say I get to a point where I'm like, like that, I just get to a point where I'm like, fine.

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And I'm like, come, come here now.

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Oh, I'm like, yes, ma 'am whoa there you go look at

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that okay i got to

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if you were to see pink at a bar how would

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you pick her up i'll be like hey are you a

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risk i want to split you open i think you're confusing

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emo with goth a little bit i'm telling you it's really confusing for the most people yeah

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but i need a guy who understands me what made you go goth i really like the politics

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and aesthetics of being goth and like being myself and free

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but i also love being heavy metal and i want to get a guy

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and just you know i'm that guy i think

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and i'll be honest you have beautiful eyes by the way

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oh thank you yeah of course of course now we're gonna rank danny based off his looks

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and his vibes you guys ready do you work no i'm unemployed oh never mind three two one Yay!

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Is that out of A?

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Like A's the highest?

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D for dick, you know?

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Okay, I'll take it.

285

The submitting felt soulless and noncommittal.

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Okay, I get it, I get it, okay.

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All right, let's give it up to our next contestant.

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Yay!

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Hi.

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Hello.

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I'm Dwayne.

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Hi, Dwayne.

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How are you?

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Good.

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You ever been with a girl like Pink before?

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Nah.

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What was your first impression of her?

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Sick hair.

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Thank you.

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The canines are cool.

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They all match.

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Okay.

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It doesn't affect anything by the way, you know in the noted.

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I was in college.

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They called me the shredder Are those guys alive I'm 29 I'm from San Francisco,

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and I think you would like dating me because I've been to the spirit world I

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Did I did an exorcism In college was dating a girl, and she was being haunted by a succubus you obviously know what

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that is i know i am one sick

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and i was sleeping with this girl and

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that was bringing out the succubus

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so i had to be a part of the exorcism to

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draw it out i'm just wondering are you like a priest

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or something like how did you do this i have shamanistic

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abilities you have healing powers i'm not scared of the dark

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side okay do you use like religious things do you use like yeah yeah Yeah, prayer, chants, tools, artifacts.

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Artifacts.

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You like tools?

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Love them.

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Yeah, do you like when they're used on you?

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Call me Bob the Builder.

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What if she used tools on you?

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Imagine a raging dragon, but if it had a huge cock.

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Do you also breathe fire?

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Yes.

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Okay, scorch my shit.

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Thanks.

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If we were in a bar and you were going to give me a pickup line, what would you do?

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I would say you look like you come with a warning label.

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I don't, I just come.

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Let's rank Dwayne based off looks and vibes for pink three two one Let's give it up to our next contestant

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Oh my gosh my queen She looks so good.

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My name is Alfredo.

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I'm an actor and I love lying.

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Slave.

335

Cool.

336

I don't know if he's being honest about that, though.

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Yeah.

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What, like, level of lying?

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Like, is it, like, fun?

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Is it, like, in relationships?

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It's not for hurting people.

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I don't do that.

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I'm a great guy.

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But, you know, it's fun to lie.

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It's like, you can lie about, like, your occupation, your name, like, just little stuff.

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Is your name really Alfredo?

347

Yeah, I never lie to you.

348

Oh, okay, thanks.

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I got you.

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How would you pick up pink using a goth pickup line?

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i'm not a big pickup line guy like i don't know

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i'm more of like a compliment guy like i like your implants

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but what if i told you they were big old naturals i was talking about your teeth oh that too

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so now we're gonna rank alfredo based off his looks and vibes three two one

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fortnight that's good right yes we were lying no that's

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so good like we could all just lie together like i love

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that i don't know that you're gonna be like honest with pink

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and pink needs honesty i think he's a good looking guy

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he's a good looking guy nothing about your looks are you

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bald under there we don't like bald men apparently we don't

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well they don't i i need somebody to change my mind

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there's the hat okay full head of hair that's a good head of hair yeah check it out Yay!

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I kind of with Alfredo.

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Like, not for pink, but like I with you.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, with y 'all.

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See her after the show.

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All right, where are we going out tonight?

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Let's get up to our next guy.

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Woo!

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What up, what up?

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My name's Nick, I'm 23 years old, and I will say, from the heart, I'm definitely like a lover boy.

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I will say one thing, though, I don't love paying on the first date, so if that's a deal breaker for you, I'm gonna say probably split it even, even.

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Why?

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For me, my expectations are like, I want to get to know someone, So if it's not a good time, I don't want to like pay for the whole date.

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I kind of want to be like equality Is she not your queen?

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You're my queen for sure.

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Then why not pay your tax?

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Pay my tax?

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I mean, you're not wrong in that regard.

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If I got to pay my tax and I'll pay my tax

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But how often does that work for you by the way?

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Probably like 80 -90 % of the time Girls who offer to split on the first date are usually doing

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so to indicate like this is a friend's thing now Do you think queens deserve jewels?

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I think queens do deserve jewels Do you think that they should split the cost of the jewel?

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Second date, yes.

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I liked him so much when he came out and then he started talking.

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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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I have a question.

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Yes.

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Are you broke?

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I can pay the bills, but I wouldn't say I'm rolling around in money.

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I just want to know if he'd set aside money for me.

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I would.

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Okay, wait.

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I feel like you're getting the wrong impression.

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I'm saying for a girl I don't know, I wouldn't pay the first bill.

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But if I get to know you 1 ,000 %

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so we got to know Nick let's rank and based off looks and by three two one

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See average let's go There's been a lot worse.

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Hopefully a second date if you pay 100 % Let's get up to our next contestant

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My name is Aiden I like to read I like to

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play video games I love to cook I like to watch anime

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and I currently work for the drink you're currently drinking, Monster.

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Oh, so you got the hook out.

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I do have the hook out.

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I get a lot of free Monster.

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So you'd bring her a white, big, white Monster?

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I'd love to bring her my, oh, sorry, sorry.

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A, a, a, a, a, white, big Monster, yeah.

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Oh, I'm feeling it, I'm feeling it.

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Okay, I gotta ask, why do you guys like White Monster so much?

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It feels really good inside.

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Yeah, especially when it first goes down your throat, it gives you enough spit.

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It helps you with the saliva form of spitting on men.

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Dude, write that down.

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You should pitch that at the next meeting.

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I got you.

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So you like anime?

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I love anime.

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My favorite anime is Kono Oto Tomare, Sounds of Life.

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Give me like a hot anime take.

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I haven't finished it, but I don't think One Piece is as good as people say it is.

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Okay but what about Jojo's?

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Jojo's?

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I love Jojo's.

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Yeah, it's a great one.

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Beastars.

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Yeah, I haven't seen it but I do have a Netflix account so I'd be more than happy to watch it with you.

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If you saw her at a bar like what would be your like god pickup line?

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Well I know you like White Monster

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so I've got uh I've got two in my pants for you but uh you can see the other one later.

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Honestly, he's really good.

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This is my favorite one.

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All right, ready?

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Three, two, one.

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S tier.

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Let's go.

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OK.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Yes!

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That one piece aside, you're pretty solid.

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Let's give it up for our next contestant.

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Woo!

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Make sure to like, share, and subscribe because we're giving away 50 buckaroos to two people who comment within the first thousand comments.

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And we're giving away $100 to one person with zero replies.

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Make sure to check out The Goth House.

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We love them.

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Thank you guys for being here.

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Hope you guys are enjoying the show.

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Like, share, and subscribe.

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Do it now or else Nephi's going to punch you.

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Time to eliminate.

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And we've decided the two men who are not up to snuff are...

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Gay!

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All right Alfredo na na na na na na na na

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