Pratica di Shadowing: MTV's Downtown, Episode 05: The Con - Impara a parlare inglese con i video

Creazione lezione...
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The End The End The End The End The End The
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End The End The End The End The End The End The End The End The End And it is lightly missed.
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Okay, mess up.
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Who did it?
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Ah!
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Damn!
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That's what you get for screwing us, Alex.
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You let us right into the Dragon's Lair.
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Oh, okay, you don't like it?
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Go back to your mom's basement then.
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Whoa!
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Hey, Alex, when did you get the white trash figures?
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Looks like you got the whole set.
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Nah, he's still missing the Beast of Akron figure.
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I've never even seen one in real life.
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Only on the back of the box.
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Yeah, that's as rare as the mangled Steve figure in the zombie collection.
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They only made a few of those because kids were choking on his breakaway guts.
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Hello, guys, the dragon.
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It's gaining.
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Ye see a tunnel.
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It's dripping with glowing fungus.
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Alex, it's your turn.
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Okay, so I'll use my hands of effluvium spell on that mother.
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Hey, kids.
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Hi.
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What's going on?
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It's Rudy.
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Oh, Chaka, I thought I warned you about Thursday nights.
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Oh!
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It's dork night.
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I totally forgot.
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Cool dragons.
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Did you draw these?
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No, get your...
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You've exposed a secret map.
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Damn, man.
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There's no way out of this tunnel.
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It's a dead end.
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You set us up, bastard.
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Forget it.
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Forget it, everyone.
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I can't play anymore.
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The campaign is ruined two months down the toilet.
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What?
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Why can't you just make another secret map and play the same pointless game tomorrow night?
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Such losers.
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Listen, if you're trying to say that I can't map out another entire adventure that fast, you're wrong.
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Because I could create one by tomorrow, no problem.
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Oh, wait, except tomorrow we shall be girding our loins for the Black Mesh Horror Con.
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Wall -to -wall video games, comics and toys.
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Oh, yeah.
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Alex, don't tell me you're gonna spend your whole weekend at that geek fest again.
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It's not a geek fest, okay?
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It's about kinship, valor, and the appreciation of the horror sci -fi fantasy culture.
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Plus there's a whole wing on the seventh floor where all the hot gas chicks get all sexed up
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and have drug -induced orgies! And you've seen this?
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No. They don't let us up there.
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Um, actually guys, I've been meaning to tell you, I don't think I'm going to the con.
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What?
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What's wrong with you?
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Don't tell me you have a date.
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What, did you finally ask Serena out?
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No. Oh, so you're just gonna watch her from a safe distance like usual.
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Wait, I think I know what's going on here.
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Is this the weekend of the Battlestar Galactica Marathon?
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No, that's next week.
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It's not about Serena, okay?
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Something happened to me the other day.
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I was out looking for the Beast, right?
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And there in the action figure aisle was this 40 -year -old freak guy.
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You got no guys?
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You got all of the ships?
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But you ain't got none of the guys that drive them!
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Who's gonna drive the ships?!
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Man, that's awful.
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If you're gonna stock the ships, you should have to have the guys.
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No, don't you understand?
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It was a warning.
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If I don't stop living the life of toy buying, comic book reading, video game playing freak, that'll be me someday.
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Fat, bald, smelly, and out of my mind screaming at some teenage stock boy, you got none of the guys!
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Don't worry, Alex.
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There'll be plenty of guys left at the con.
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You could even get the beast there, probably.
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Look, I've got to give up this whole hoarding thing.
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I want a normal life in the real world with, you know, relationships and girls and stuff.
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Alex, as your dungeon master, there's something I should tell you.
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There are two kinds of people in this world.
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Those who think the real world is nice, like a postcard from Arizona, and those who know it's a deep, dark, sucking void that no one should ever make a postcard out of.
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I thought the two kinds of people were the guys who take their figures out of the box
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and the guys who don't.
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No, no, no. It's the ones who have careers, and the ones like us who have day jobs.
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Sorry, you're all wrong.
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It's those that have had sex, and those that never will.
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Mmm.
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Oh.
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I swear to God, Serena.
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Next time I get Auntie Christ in the wrestling pit, I will have my revenge.
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Oh.
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Francis, go home.
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We'll find someone to cover for you at the convention.
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No, I refuse to let my wrestling career get in the way of my job.
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Besides, I might be able to complete my Micronauts collection.
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I can't believe you want to work at this thing.
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I'm dreading the whole event.
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Nothing but a bunch of 30 -year -old virgins that only use their opposable thumbs for video games and pulling it.
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Trust me, I'm not looking forward to it either.
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But I figure, I've already had the worst job in the world.
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So what could be so bad?
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Yeah?
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What were you, a dominatrix or something?
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No!
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Not!
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No, one summer I was the dunk tank girl at Pippi's.
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This kiddie amusement park.
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I think the reason I attracted so much business is because I grew up in the neighborhood.
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Everyone hated me.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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I was so different from them.
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I'd yell like, Hey Vinnie in the pink shirt, you sound like a freaking girl.
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I had water up my nose constantly.
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Howdy doody everyone.
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Hey B, we suddenly have an opening for another fella to work the con.
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How about it?
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No, I can do it.
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Okay, okay.
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So you're right.
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So what'd he say?
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Uh -uh.
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No way.
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Those things scare me, man.
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All kinds of freaks running around thinking they're Spider -Man and crap.
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No thanks.
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Come on, man.
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He's a Benjamin.
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I'm in.
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You must get the beast.
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We must be made complete.
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No, no more.
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It's time for me to move on.
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You can't stop with an unfinished collection.
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You will have regrets.
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I already have regrets.
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Yeah, but you'll have regrets and more action figures.
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But it doesn't matter.
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I said I wasn't going, and I can't go crawling back now.
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Crawl, Alex, crawl.
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Come on.
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You know you want it.
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Just give in, it's easy.
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No!
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I'm not listening to you anymore, and I'm not going!
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Hey, do you have a Beast of Akron?
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Uh, don't have one, but I saw one being moved in this morning over by aisle five.
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Aw, look, you're right on time, man.
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Hour late.
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Fruity time, right?
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I'm sorry, B, but I ran into some females, and you know.
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Fruity!
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Finally, I get to take my break.
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Hey, I thought that your boyfriend Zeke was supposed to stop by and hang out with you today.
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Yeah, as usual, he's dropping the ball.
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I'm not waiting. Have fun!
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Alright man, check this.
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This is the deal, alright?
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The prices are on the back.
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And whatever you do, do not go letting a guy take a comic out of the Mylock.
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Alright?
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Hey, Fruity, come on man, where's your head at?
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I thought we'd be next to, you know, some of them vampire girls in lace and all.
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But look at this, we're next to some Rob Zombie wannabe.
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Then look in the other direction instead.
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The Beast.
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Come to me, my child.
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Hey, Alex.
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Serena?
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I was wondering...
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Will you be my boyfriend?
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Yes.
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I mean, not boyfriend for real.
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Oh.
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Just like walk around with me.
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Because this clan of dorks, while they're following me around and leering, not talking to me or anything.
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But leering is worse than talking anyway.
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Hm.
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I always thought talking was much worse.
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I mean, more damage.
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You know, limitless possibilities for burning out something idiotic.
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Mm -hm.
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Okay then.
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I'll shut up now.
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So is it okay?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, of course.
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I mean, um...
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Yeah, but will you make one quick stop with me?
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Absolutely.
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Thank God I ran into a friend to keep me away from those sorts of guys.
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They spend all their time with dolls.
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Too afraid of actual people.
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Don't you think that's pathetic?
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Yeah.
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Pathetic.
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What about that errand?
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Oh, oh, never, neverminds.
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Issue 22?
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Is this the one where the woman I love, Lana Wagner, first finds out about her symbiote?
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Yeah, yeah, it's all about that crap.
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And there's some other stuff like that in there.
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Hey, girls, come over here.
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Help me sell some comics, huh? Is it really mint?
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Or is it just excellent stretching for mint?
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Hey, girls, don't you know he's not a real athlete?
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He's just a wrestler.
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Easy, little man.
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Look, just tell me how much this thing is, okay?
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A buck ninety -five, man.
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Geez, don't get all agitated.
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Hey, understudy, did you have to go to, like, embalming school and crap?
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Ooh, ooh.
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Ooh, he got you good, bro.
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Come on, come on, we got customers, man.
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Let's just get back to it, all right?
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Yeah, look, look what I did.
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I made you a sale from that Androsex book.
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It was a buck 95, but look, he left the hole too.
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What?
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That comic was worth 195 dollars.
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Not a dollar 95.
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Damn, man.
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So you're saying I messed up?
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Yeah, and I could get fired for something like this?
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I don't worry about it.
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Hey, it's all good.
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I'll just go fix it like I always do.
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The second I make manager, I'm quitting.
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No way.
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That's exactly what I promised myself, too.
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I think this aisle only sells things made by underpaid children in China.
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So we should really get off it.
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That wasn't Alex right there, was it?
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Nah, that guy was with a girl.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I didn't realize what this was.
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I'm sorry.
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I really need to...
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I swear to you.
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Alex, look!
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Sexy robot books.
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Cool.
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Um...
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It's nice.
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Nice?
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It's completely hot.
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I love these books.
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They're all these great half -naked female robot figures.
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And you know, even though I'm a girl, I still think breasts are totally erotic.
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It's, uh...
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Oh, wow.
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Wow.
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Oh wow.
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I like the way all the features are so well rendered.
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God, you know those guys that were luring at me probably couldn't even handle this much intimacy with a girl.
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We have to find out if that was Alex.
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We have to um.. oh, oh damn.
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She got...
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I feel weird.
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Here, stop by and check out the ASSI table.
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I'm in the new issue.
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I totally remember the first time I discovered porn, don't you?
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Uh, yeah.
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It was a little, well, unsettling.
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Really?
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I was going through my dad's closet in hopes of finding some foreign coins I could take to the bank in exchange.
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And these tapes are sticking out from under swimming trunks.
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I mean, I don't want to look, but I do.
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I can't help myself.
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So I pull it out, and it's porn.
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Whoa.
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My normal clean cut dad had Debbie Does Dallas and Star Horse.
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Oh my God.
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Those are total classics. So what?
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What did you do?
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Did you watch them?
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Uh, no. No, I did not.
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Yeah, right.
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After the first porno I saw, I snuck into my mother's bathroom, tried on her G -string underwear
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and pranced around in front of the mirror trying to see if I could turn myself on.
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It was so silly. Would you excuse me?
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I have to go to the bathroom.
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Okay, I don't have to go, but I'll walk there with you.
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Hey buddy, fifty bucks for the book.
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Hey man.
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Oh, sorry.
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Damn, it's like a uniform.
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Oh God.
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Look, it's exactly the opposite every place else in the world.
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You sure you don't have to go?
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No, I'm good.
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Looks like it's your turn, though.
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I'll wait here.
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Damn that rum to an ale.
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Alex, are you?
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Goat!
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Look, don't tell anyone I was here, okay?
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Whatever you say, boss.
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You alright then?
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No. Go, will you do me a favor and buy something for me?
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I can't do it because I'm with this girl and I don't want her to think I'm a toy hoarding loser.
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It's the Beast of Akron.
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I know where you're coming from, baby.
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Because a woman wants to help me back from my dream of life.
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The Justin Wilm Championships.
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But she wouldn't lend me the money for a plane ticket.
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My mom's cheap.
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So the Beast of Akron, huh?
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Yeah.
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I don't know how much it's going to be.
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So, here's my credit card.
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But be careful with it.
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The interest rate is a mother.
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Rock on!
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Hey.
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Hey.
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So, what do you want to do now?
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Hmm, I don't know.
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I have to make an appearance upstairs.
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Want to go up to the seventh floor?
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Really?
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The seventh floor?
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Okay, then.
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Well, I don't know.
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Since you're in your dorky work clothes still, you probably need this.
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Hmm, try this.
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No, that's not right yet.
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Ah, forget it.
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Let's just go.
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Hello.
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Thank you.
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Hi.
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Hey, Serena.
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Hey, Serena.
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How's it going?
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Hello, Serena.
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Hi.
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Well, it seems like you know everyone.
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Yeah, but I really don't dig a lot of the stuff they're about.
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I mean, there are some people up here who actually believe they're vampires.
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Ah, Serena.
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Hey Serena, I left you a message a while back.
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Well, you never called.
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Yeah, my voicemail's been screwy.
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See ya!
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I used to go out with that ass.
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He kept trying to get me in a three -way with his ex.
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God, I really don't want to run into any more surprises.
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Can we go hang out somewhere quiet until my break's over?
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Yeah?
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Sure.
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Excuse me, guy.
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Sorry about that.
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Pardon me.
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Hey, you!
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Wait up, man!
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Hey, there's been a mistake.
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You know, with that Android comic, it's 195.
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But the upside is there's no sense.
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Sucks for you.
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Okay, if you're gonna be that way, just give me the comic back.
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I'm sorry that never cannot be completed as dialed.
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I said give me the comic Do you have a problem with our friend?
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Yo man or whatever did you know that somebody put makeup and girls clothes all over you?
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weirdo oh Hey, there's no need to be doing nothing rash Let go you're gonna rip it Aha,
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I got it Careful, please Come any closer and this becomes a double issue.
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I dare you cupcake He's serious!
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That's an Andro Synth 22!
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And it's mint!
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No!
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Ashy.
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Hey, Trap, you seen Serena?
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A while ago.
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She was walking around with some guy.
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She was with a guy?
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Pretty sure it was a guy, yeah.
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Someone is gonna get hurt.
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Ashy?
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You can sit down.
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You know, I'm glad Zeke's not here yet.
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I get to hang out with you and just talk.
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Do you ever notice how easy it is to talk to someone that you're not sleeping with?
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Yeah, I know what you mean.
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I mean, I'm so sick of being with these screwed up guys all the time.
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Really?
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I have such crummy luck. Or taste.
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What is it with girls like me?
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All a guy has to say is that he's been in prison
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or rehab and it's like my head tips right over and my brain starts to slip out of my ear.
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So which choice is Zeke?
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Both.
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You know, if you wanted to, I'm sure you could have a different great guy to go out with every night.
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And twice some nights.
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No way.
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I've always been a mess.
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In high school, I had to ask a boy to kiss me, and he said no. Well,
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needless to say, I didn't kiss him.
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In fact, I scraped the bottom of the barrel that night.
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So why didn't you kiss the guy you wanted?
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He acted all weird, like he wasn't interested.
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But later I found out he liked me, but the way I dressed put him off.
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What about you?
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What was your first kiss like?
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Well, this girl that liked me just grabbed me and kissed me.
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I dare you to kiss Alex.
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No way, he's a freak!
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Whim!
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Okay, fine, but I'm not using tongue.
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Wow, you're so lucky.
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Yeah, lucky.
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Maybe I'd be luckier if I tried dating someone nice for a change.
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Nice guys.
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We're all the reliability and consideration.
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F the prison record.
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Yeah?
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Sure.
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Zermita!
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I know you're in there!
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It's Zeke!
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Open up!
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Ah, I'd better let him in.
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What's this about you being with some other guy?
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Hey, man, I don't think that Serena wants to go...
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Tent to think.
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Trap at me all worked up over nothing.
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Come on, let's go.
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Go!
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Go, wait!
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Hey, man, did you get the Beast of Akron?
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Uh, yes, somewhere in here.
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Uh, by the way, I got a few other things with your card.
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I'll pay you back.
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Check this out, man.
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Underage midget porn.
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They're small and misproportioned, yet sexy.
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Goat, what about the beasts?
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Oh, uh, yeah, I got it.
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Wait, here it is.
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The Beats of Akron.
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What the hell, man?
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You don't throw these things.
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Hey, don't ruin my glory moment, B.
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That's fair job.
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Robot Boy!
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Oh, I love making freaks rest in peace.
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I know we had our words, but man, I hate those guys.
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Adults dressing up in weirdo costumes.
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Hey man, thanks.
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That was unbelievable.
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I am truly afraid of you now.
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I guess I was wrong.
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And don't you forget it.
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Hey, can I get a picture?
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You want a picture?
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You got it.
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Come on guys, time to crawl back through whatever bridge or tunnel you came from.
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Eeeh, see?
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Go on guys, come on now.
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Shoo, shoo.
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Go home to your mothers.
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Let's go.
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Hey, I saw it first!
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Arrgh, piss off!
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Hey, it is Alex!
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Go back, go!
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Stay on target!
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I really need this!
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What do you know about need?
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You're just a little kid.
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Need is when you're old and have high cholesterol
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and you're afraid of public transportation and you never need in the hotel room with the double bed.
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Ever! and you go to a store and they got none of the guys!
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Take it, man.
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Oh no. You needed a lot more than I do.
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Oh no. Ha ha!
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God.
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Hey Serena, come back here!
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So, what's wrong with you?
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I dumped Zeke.
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He was a loser.
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And you're sad?
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Uh huh.
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But you dumped him.
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Yeah? So?
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At least you didn't miss meeting the Undertaker this weekend.
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Matt, he was sitting the next table over.
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Yep, I told you how he saved Fruity's ass by pulverizing ten guys at once, right?
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These aren't gonna make us feel any better.
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Yeah.
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Here, give me the mystery flavor.
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Hmm.

Per chi è questo video?

Questo video è perfetto per gli appassionati di imparare l'inglese con i video che hanno un livello intermedio e vogliono migliorare la comprensione del linguaggio colloquiale e l'abilità di shadowing. Le conversazioni tra i personaggi sono ricche di espressioni informali e dialetti, ideali per chi vuole familiarizzarsi con un inglese "vivere" e non solo scolastico. Se vuoi esercitarti a imitare l'intonazione e il ritmo di parlare dei nativi, questo è un ottimo materiale.

Parole e modi di dire da rubare

La dialogue è piena di espressioni catchy. Ecco alcuni esempi:

  • "Dragon's Lair": Letteralmente "tana del drago", ma usato per indicare un luogo pericoloso o difficile da raggiungere.
  • "White trash figures": Espressione informale per indicare oggetti o persone considerati "di basso livello" o "non raffinati".
  • "Girding our loins": Modo figurato per dire "prepararsi a qualcosa di impegnativo".
  • "Dead end": "Via senza uscita", sia nel senso fisico che metaphorico.

Questi modi di dire sono utili per aggiungere varietà al tuo inglese e comunicare in modo più naturale. Prova a usarli nelle tue conversazioni o nei tuoi esercizi di shadowspeak!

Come fare a imitare l'accento correttamente

Per migliorare il tuo shadowing con questo video, focalizzati su alcuni dettagli: i personaggi parlano con un tono informale e spesso usano abbreviazioni (es. "Nah" invece di "No", "Whoa" per esprimere sorpresa). Ascolta attentamente il ritmo: le frasi sono spesso interrotte da pause o interruzioni, il che è tipico del parlato quotidiano. Per quanto riguarda l'intonazione, nota come i toni salgono nelle domande e scendono nelle affermazioni, specialmente nelle parti comiche. Un shadowing site può aiutarti a ripetere le frasi in tempo reale, ma anche riprodurre e pausare il video manualmente è efficace. Ricorda: l'obiettivo è non solo pronunciare bene, ma anche catturare l'energia e l'emozione della conversazione.

La grammatica di questo video

Le strutture che chi parla usa di più, con le parole esatte del video:

StrutturaNel video
Present perfect have/has + participio passato — un’azione passata che conta ancora adessoI've never even seen · You've exposed · you've seen
Forma passiva be + participio passato — conta ciò che accade, non chi lo fais ruined · must be made · being moved
Frasi relative who / which + frase — un’informazione in più su una persona o una cosaThose who think · guys who take · guys who don

Cos'è la tecnica dello Shadowing?

Shadowing è una tecnica di apprendimento delle lingue supportata da studi scientifici, originariamente sviluppata per la formazione dei traduttori professionisti e resa popolare dal poliglotta Dr. Alexander Arguelles. Il metodo è semplice ma potente: ascolti un audio in inglese di madrelingua e lo ripeti immediatamente ad alta voce — come un'ombra che segue il parlante con un ritardo di solo 1–2 secondi. A differenza dell'ascolto passivo o degli esercizi di grammatica, lo shadowing costringe il tuo cervello e i muscoli della bocca a elaborare e riprodurre simultaneamente i modelli di discorso reale. La ricerca dimostra che migliora significativamente la precisione della pronuncia, l'intonazione, il ritmo, il discorso connesso, la comprensione dell'ascolto e la fluidità del parlato — rendendolo uno dei metodi più efficaci per la preparazione alla prova di speaking dell'IELTS e per la comunicazione reale in inglese.

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