Pratica di Shadowing: Watch Crayon Shin chan English Dubbed- Watch Animation Online Kids - Impara a parlare inglese con i video

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Next up, Gaskabe.

By the end of every week, money's tighter than Mitzi's tummy before I knocked her up with Shin.

If she just raised my allowance, by $30, or maybe even just $20, $20 more a week would mean so much.

Who am I kidding?

Mitzi'll shoot me down just like she did to Shin.

Hmm, maybe I can use Shin as an excuse.

Yes, I'll tell Mitzi that she can get him off her back by raising my allowance, and I'll give him one out of my own pocket.

I'll toss the kid $5 and keep the rest for myself.

I don't care what my guidance counselor said, I'm a genius.

I'm home.

Welcome home, dear.

I hope burnt meat's okay.

Smells delish.

Hey, where's Shin?

He's still sulking.

Allowance.

Good luck.

Hey there, son.

I dwell.

All my hope is gone.

There's no pizza here now.

Will you buy me a shotgun, Dad?

Sorry, I'm broke.

But I've got an idea for me and you.

Just imagine this, a weekly allowance for you and a moderate raisin allowance for your old man.

With your cutes in my brains, we'll be unstoppable.

At last, the men in this family will be wearing the bombs.

Can't you just see it, Shin?

Yes, we'll be mightier than Action Bastard.

Let's do it, but you can't double-cross me.

Of course not.

Then let's do the trust dance of the Manly Brotherhood of Men.

To be a man, you must have honor, honor, and a penis.

Hmm, do I really have to?

Yeah, you do, if you have any hope of me teaming up with you.

Fine, let's do it.

Better not half-ass it, old man.

One, two, three.

To be a man, you must have honor, honor, and a penis.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

Go.

Ah, that's good, burnt pork.

I thought he must have said her first word today.

Turns out it was just really bad gas.

Honey, you know how we talked about Shin getting an allowance?

Yeah, I think your exact words were, are you brain damaged?

He's way too immature to handle a...

I am so mature!

Well, I've got an idea that I think will work.

Why don't I take charge of his allowance?

That way we can be sure he's using it responsibly.

How?

Why?

Our sweet innocent child only wants to learn the value of a dollar, and who are we to deny him that important life lesson? Of course.

If I'm gonna be paying Shin's allowance, I might need just the slightest raise in my own.

I don't know, something like, and I'm just pulling this number out of my ass, but something like 30 bucks ought to cover it, hon. 30?

No, you're absolutely right.

How about 20?

Do you have any idea how many desperate crack whores a boy could buy with 20 bucks?

I, for one, am none too eager to find out.

Oh, why don't we ask him?

Hey, Shin, how much money do you need each week?

20 should do it, right?

One billion gazillion?

He means Zimbabwe dollars, which is about 20 bucks.

He's clearly not ready for an allowance.

Whoa, time out, sweetie.

That parenting mag you left in the crapper says it's crucial to a child's education.

That may very well be, but how's my raising your allowance supposed to teach Shin a damn thing?

Well, I happen to believe in teaching by example.

Do it, Dad!

Show that haggle where's the balls!

Mitzi?

What, dearest?

I want a bigger allowance, please!

And I want any allowance, pretty, please, with Chocobees!

No way!

Our peaceful negotiations have been refused.

This means war!

What do we want?

Allowance!

When do we want it now?

No allowance, no peace!

Yeah, yeah, no pizza!

Down with women who are down on men!

Quit going down on men!

One word, hero.

Childbirth.

What I'm trying to say is that a smart, strong woman like yourself deserves a husband with a bigger allowance.

And with a bigger everything!

And the son of a wonderful mother like you deserves an allowance, too.

And a bigger everything!

Here's what we want!

Up with allowance!

And I say, down with allowance!

Ooh-hoo-hoo!

Up with allowance!

And get the pull down his pants!

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He-he-he!

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Now-now-now-now!

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Down with pants!

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Enough!

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We don't have the money!

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Now pull up your friggin' pants!

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Yo, Dad?

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What is it, Shin?

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My grapes are turning into raisins.

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Those two ungrateful bastards have no idea how tough it is to manage this family's finances.

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It's hard enough with a mortgage, credit cards, and Shin's tuition to still get any money put away in my bootjob jar.

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Huh?

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That stupid jackass couldn't even hang up his suit.

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Huh.

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Nothing but spare change and a button.

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Maybe.

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It's empty.

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What happened to showing her who wears the balls in this family?

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By God, you're right.

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To be a man, you must have...

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Honor and a penis.

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Yes.

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Oh!

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The penis!

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Mom, we're men and we're standing hard and firm because that's what men do!

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Damn straight!

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And we won't soften no matter what you do!

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Here, darling.

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Uh.. for me?

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Well, in all this time, I've never given you a raise.

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But Mitzi, what changed your mind?

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What with inflation?

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Plus, you can finally afford to get your back waxed every once in a while.

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I'll be as smooth as Hema's ass.

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Uh, haven't you forgotten somebody?

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Shin, your father's in charge of that.

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Oh, that's right.

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Fork it.

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Sorry, Shin.

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You're just way too immature to handle an allowance.

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Am I right?

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Right on the money, honey.

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Mm-hmm.

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Well, I'm off.

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Love you.

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Bye.

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To be a man, you must have honor and a penis.

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Wee, wee.

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Yo!

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Cheers and more!

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Action Bastard says, put your mouth on a sausage!

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The fun's over, Dr. Inima.

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I flushed out all your henchmen.

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Don't get cocky, Bastard.

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I've got a backup plan.

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Bring off the girl!

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Action Bastard!

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No!

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As long as I have your little sidekick in my clutches, you are helpless, and she's not going anywhere.

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Once she's clinched in my enema ray.

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It's all my fault.

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I asked for it by wearing a skirt.

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Not even your best bastardness can stop me this time.

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No, that's where you're wrong, Dr. Redema.

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The bastard always gets the girl.

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Action, bastard!

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Master's belt!

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Hey, where'd that come from?

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You don't have pockets.

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Anti-enema beam!

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Thanks, Bastard, that was a close one.

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Wow, that sucks.

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Bastard beam!

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Action Bastard, you did it!

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Hope you don't have any scars, Lollipop.

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Only emotional ones.

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I'm just glad you have the Action Bastard Bastard Belt.

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It really saved my ass.

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Hey, kids, love the taste of green peppered meat?

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Send in ten proofs of purchase and get a real treat Your own bastard belt, so be like Action Bastard and put your mouth on a sausage From Action Foods, if you don't buy it,

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don't die You want ten sausages?

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Yeah, I need them A child psychology book I read warned me about this It's only ten, you can eat them in no time

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That one guy ate 49 hot dogs in 12 minutes and you're way fatter than he is Are you kidding me?

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I would never eat ten of those fart-inducing torpedoes Not even

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if they went straight to my boobs I'll eat them all myself then, please This isn't gonna lead to another pee strike, is it?

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Hmm.

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Tell you what, Shin, I'll get you your bastard meat.

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It can be your daily snack.

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You mean it?

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But only one a day, and say goodbye to Choco Bees until they're done.

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I'm not having my eggs scraped again just to buy you more garbage.

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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

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And you have to promise to eat every bite.

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They're full of green peppers.

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Sure you can handle that?

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But those taste like crotch.

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Promise me, Shin.

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I promise.

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Hey, I need ten.

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Let's make sure the first one doesn't kill you.

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No point in wasting money, right?

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Hurry with the sausage!

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All right, already here.

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Ooh, Mr. Sticker, I love you the way Dad loves Mom on Sunday mornings.

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Only five more to go.

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Nine more, Mr. Math Wizard.

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Time to eat your sausage.

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I've been waiting all day for this.

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Are you really going to eat that nasty stuff just for a sticker?

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Bastard belt hole!

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Ah!

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Shan, you look like Whitey sniffing another dog's butt.

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I can't do it.

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It's burning my nose hairs.

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It's not that bad.

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It reminds me of awful things.

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Really?

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What kind of awful things?

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Hmm, like being stuck in an elevator in a nursing home

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with a sweaty old fat man who keeps farting in his diaper.

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Kind of like that.

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Okay, that's enough, young man.

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You know, you're never gonna get your stupid toy with that kind of crappy attitude.

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When you say that, I die a little inside.

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I'll do anything for that belt.

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That's better.

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Now make me proud for once.

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But first let me just get rid of this pepper, And that one.

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And this one over here.

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And the Big Booger one here.

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No full diarrenies.

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New green pepper sausage from Action Foods.

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Oh, come on you wusses.

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Try a spicy sausage.

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Little Emerald-looking kid.

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Bet he'd suck some of this crap down.

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Psst.

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Want a sausage, Chubs?

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Mmmmm.

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His hat was sweet, dead, picky goodness.

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Mmmmm.

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Hello, ma'am.

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Like some hot pork tickling your windpipe?

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Well, that does sound exciting, but I don't know.

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Choices scare me.

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When they added green olives to the salad bar, I had panic attacks.

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I need a strong, decisive man like Bill O'Reilly who can tell me what to do.

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Oh, please, can you be my Bill O'Reilly grocery store sample lady?

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Just buy the damn sausage already!

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If you collect ten stickers, you get a bastard belt.

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How could you not want that?

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All right, then.

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I'm going to try it.

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You won't regret it, ma'am.

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Here you go, little boy.

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Thanks for the help.

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Thank you, but are you sure?

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What if you need the anti-animal beam?

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Thank you for shopping!

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Huh, I'm out of sausage.

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Better put out another one.

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Come here.

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Oh, yo, sausage lady, can I have that wrapper?

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Please, please, please!

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Oh, you want the sausage wrapper?

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Yeah.

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Oh, I get it.

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You want the little sticker.

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I don't know.

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I have cameras everywhere in here.

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What the hell?

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You did help me out.

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Here you go.

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Thanks, Emeril.

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Thanks, lady!

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Twelve more to go!

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Oh, you look like a man who craves sausage.

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It's hot and spicy!

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Yeah, thanks, lady, but I'd rather lick dog scrotum.

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Hey, you moron!

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Who are you to be so picky?

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The king of food?

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Action bastard says, eat it!

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But green peppers taste like crotch, little man.

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Duh, everyone knows that.

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That's like saying monkeys throw their poo. So? So?

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I hate green peppers too, but I frickin' love these sausages!

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Oh...

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Yeah, right, you barely tasted it.

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You just swallowed it whole.

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You think that's easy?

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I'll show you, tasting!

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Gah!

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Jesus, kid, don't kill yourself!

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Uh, I'll buy three.

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Well, I hope Shin's not in the lobster tank again.

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Ladies and gentlemen, step right up!

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Buy a sausage and see the dancing ass boy!

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Ass dance, ass dance, wee-wee-wee!

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Assinction shoppers, ass dance in aisle five!

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Mmm, nah.

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Okay, now stack it on top of those plums.

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I'm in my bag of the box.

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You're awesome, Hima.

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Just nine months old and look at you.

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You're building blocks like a two-year-old.

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You're a genius.

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Unlike that brother of yours.

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You're like a cute little Frank Lloyd Wright.

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Maybe you'll be an architect, an engineer, or better yet, an independent contractor.

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Yeah.

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No, Hima, those are videos Mommy and Daddy made, and we can't afford the therapy you'd need if you ever saw them.

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Oh, no!

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Oh, no!

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Oh, no!

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Oh, no!

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Oh, no!

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Oh, already she's learning what it's like to be a woman.

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Next the frustration sets in,

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then marriage, children, therapy, Xanax, and death. so Uh-oh,

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that doesn't sound good.

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If that falls, the clothes will be ruined and we'll have to run around naked for the next month.

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Make low-fat thoughts, make low-fat thoughts.

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Pretend you're daddy in bed and don't move.

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Almost there.

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I'm home!

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Ooh.

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Damn, I'm good.

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The ketchup farted.

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Ah, crap. Who am I?

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You sure you want to know?

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Well, obviously you do.

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You'll be downloading formal right now.

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You're okay, sweetie.

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No need to sue the school, right?

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The story of my life is not for the faint of heart.

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Or those with placemakers.

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If somebody said it was a happy little tale, with kitties, and ice cream, and clear blue skies...

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If somebody told you I was just your average, ordinary principal without a care in the world...

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If somebody told you this wasn't a blatant rip-off of the introduction to Spider-Man, somebody lied or is out of their freaking minds and that stupid SOB is gonna get smacked.

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A port device alarm!

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Someone, someone needs my help!

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Computer!

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Initiating ridiculously long journey to secret base secrets.

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Red lights and heavy shadows for dramatic effect.

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Aha!

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Costume engage!

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By day, I watch over this super happy fun time American school as principal Bernoulli H.

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But by night, I am Enchman!

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Oh, my

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God.

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I've been here.

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This is a house of evil.

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Say my name, bitch!

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Civil!

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What about this?

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Is this because of my period, too? Who are you?

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Just your friendly neighborhood, Enchman.

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Defender of the defense.

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What the hell do you want?

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Well, my alarm went off, and I heard all these screams.

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It was just my husband.

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As you can see, he fell down the stairs.

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Now, I think your husband may be experiencing some pain.

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My septum!

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It'll take more than that to incapacitate Enchman.

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Ding dong.

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It is him.

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What did you do that for?

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Had to see if you were Enchman.

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It's Enchman.

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I called for help 30 minutes ago.

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Do I get a free pizza?

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No, but how may I be of service?

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He must start getting junky in her trunky and Mom was too busy killing Dad to change her.

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The crap I put up with in the line of duty.

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Hooray for Stenchman!

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Hey, my name is Enchman.

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See?

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Told you.

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No kitties, no ice cream, no clear blue skies.

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Just crap.

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This is my gift.

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My curse.

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My extracurricular hobby.

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Who am I?

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I'm Steaksma- I mean I'm AX-man!

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Yo!

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Time to go!

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Woke up late this morning, a storm was really rolling Frogs and dogs are raining from the sky Everything seems awkward to me, nothing's just as it should be If this keeps on,

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I'm sure I won't get by But then I closed my eyes

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and tried to smile I know things are bad and getting worse But after all this, I can rest a while And then I'll party, party, party, party, join us,

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join us, party, party, join us, join us, party, party, join us, join us, shake your day away, I'm new, man, party, party, join us, join us, party, party, join us, join us, shake your blues away!

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Yo, we're gonna vacation, huh?

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This party's shaking and it ain't just shaking me

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I see that smile you're bringing in here to me Sing this song

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and you should really sing it clear Just sing along with us Party, party, join us, join us Party, party, join us, join us Party, party

Cos'è la tecnica dello Shadowing?

Shadowing è una tecnica di apprendimento delle lingue supportata da studi scientifici, originariamente sviluppata per la formazione dei traduttori professionisti e resa popolare dal poliglotta Dr. Alexander Arguelles. Il metodo è semplice ma potente: ascolti un audio in inglese di madrelingua e lo ripeti immediatamente ad alta voce — come un'ombra che segue il parlante con un ritardo di solo 1–2 secondi. A differenza dell'ascolto passivo o degli esercizi di grammatica, lo shadowing costringe il tuo cervello e i muscoli della bocca a elaborare e riprodurre simultaneamente i modelli di discorso reale. La ricerca dimostra che migliora significativamente la precisione della pronuncia, l'intonazione, il ritmo, il discorso connesso, la comprensione dell'ascolto e la fluidità del parlato — rendendolo uno dei metodi più efficaci per la preparazione alla prova di speaking dell'IELTS e per la comunicazione reale in inglese.

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