シャドーイング練習: I couldn't pee after gooning - 動画で英語スピーキングを学ぶ
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I couldn't pee after guning.
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Yeah, you heard that right.
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So, in today's video, I decided to make something a little different.
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But who knows, maybe this video will save you from ending up in the same stupid situation I did.
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A few years ago, one day I felt like guning really hard.
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I probably spent around 10 minutes in the bathroom.
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After that, I went to do my homework and started playing Joby 3dash.
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Then guess what?
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Out of nowhere, I had to pee really badly.
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I went to the bathroom and spent about 5 minutes trying to pee, but nothing came out.
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I thought maybe I just needed to drink more water, so I drank a lot.
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After a while, I had to pee even worse.
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I went back to the bathroom and probably spent another 50 minutes there.
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But I still couldn't pee.
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That is honestly one of the worst days of my life.
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I regretted going that hard.
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Eventually I told my brother that I couldn't pee and I decided to rush to the hospital.
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When I got there, the doctor asked me, why can't you pee?
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I just replied, I don't know.
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Because I knew it would be way too embarrassing.
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The doctor took me into another room and told me to take my pants off and lie down on the bed.
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So I did.
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Then the doctor came back holding this ridiculously long tube that looked like a giant needle.
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Oh my goodness, I was terrified.
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Before putting the tube into my d-hole, the doctor said, it will hurt only much.
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The moment the tube went into my d-hole, the doctor said, it will hurt only much.
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The moment the tube went into my d-hole, I felt everything.
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It was absolutely horrible.
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For about 5 minutes, I felt like I was in hell.
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The craziest part was that I had no idea the next 20 hours.
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The doctor drained all the urine from my bladder through the tube, even though it hurt like crazy.
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Finally getting off all the pressure honestly felt like healing.
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When I got home, I thought everything was finally over.
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I just relaxed and lay on my bed.
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About 4 hours later, I had to pee again.
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I tried.
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But I still couldn't.
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At that moment, I like colfiquas.
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Please.
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I don't want to go to that hospital again.
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Luckily, a tiny drop of pee finally came out.
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But it felt like my tea was actually on fire.
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I'm not even joking.
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It hurts so much.
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I don't know what good in circumcised actually feels like,
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but that day was one of the hardest and worst experiences of my life.
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I forced myself to keep peeing through the pain.
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Thankfully, the more I need, the less it hurts.
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And eventually everything went back to normal.
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Since that day, I haven't even thought about gunning again.
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I think this happened around September 2024.
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Anyway, I hope you enjoyed the video.
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Hopefully you learned something from my experience.
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If you enjoyed it, don't forget to leave a like.
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Peace.
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