Shadowing Practice: Cartman Makes Kyle Furious - Learn English Speaking with Video
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Well, Token's really shy, so I'm just here sort of on his behalf to let her know that, you know, she might have to make the first move.
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One of the boys here already has a crush on you.
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Oh!
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Step boy Token!
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Yeah, yeah, go for it, Nicole!
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I kinda think this other boy is cute.
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That kid with the orange coat and the green hat.
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She loves Kyle!
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What?
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Kyle!
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Nicole loves Kyle!
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Hey, uh, Nicole, right?
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Could I talk to you for a second, just for a second, right over here?
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Listen, I heard through the grapevine that you've got a thing for Cal.
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Um, there's something you should probably know.
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Me and Cal are kind of, you know.. together.
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It sucks because he acts like we're not a couple at school because he's embarrassed, but we get home and he's the best boyfriend I've ever had.
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And just, you know, stay away from my man, bitch.
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At the end of PE class, tell Nicole that the gym teacher wants some towels delivered to the boys' locker room.
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Coach wants you to take these to the boys' locker room.
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Okay.
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Guys!
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Guys, get outside!
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It's the Batmobile! Where?
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I don't see a b -b -batmobile.
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Ah!
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Ah!
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I'm sorry!
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Don't worry, it's gonna be okay.
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And maybe somebody even left some food laying around.
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Somebody left a deli platter.
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And board games.
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Good.
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Hey, thanks a lot for making me feel safe in there.
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Now that it's over, I guess it was kind of fun.
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I don't know.
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Maybe we should get some lunch tomorrow.
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I'd like that.
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Thanks again.
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We did it, Eric.
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We found them each other's Rea of Sanchez. Did you see that?
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Token was gonna push her, but then he tickled her instead.
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You motherfucker!
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Ah, Kyle!
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Jesus Christ!
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What the hell are you doing telling people that we're a gay couple?
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You were standing in the way of Togan and Nicole.
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They belong together!
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You fat, racist piece of fucking garbage!
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I'm a racist, huh?
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Look, look, what about Luke Covina and Maria Sanchez?
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Is it a coincidence they ended up together?
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Actually, I heard they're together because they got locked in the school gym overnight a few months ago.
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You are gonna tell everyone that you lied and that we aren't a couple.
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Look at how happy they are!
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Is it that you want to ruin that or are you just homophobic?
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God damn it!
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Your mother tells me that you already have a boyfriend at school.
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This boy is.. black.
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You know, just because you're black doesn't mean you can only date black boys.
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I'm not saying it's wrong, I'm just saying she's gonna have to deal with racist people out there.
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It's not like that, Dad.
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We just happen to like each other.
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And we are very happy for you, sweetheart.
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Hey, Token.
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What's up?
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Listen, I don't think this is gonna work out.
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Oh.
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I'll see you around.
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Okay.
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It's not fair!
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It's not gonna be okay!
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Why did they break up?
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Looks like somebody could use a little arrow of San Diego.
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You're crazy!
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And fucking die!
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Hey man, you okay?
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Just didn't work out?
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Yeah, I guess.
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So then, she's gonna be seeing other people?
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Yeah, we're through.
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I'm sorry Kyle, I like girls.
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Huh?
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Dude, what the fuck?
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We'll be back with more of the Jeffersons right after this.
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I can't be constipated on the job.
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That's why I need...soft serve.
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Cause when the going gets tough, the tough gets going!
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That's match!
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Oh...
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Please come back.
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I know I got a little angry, but...
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I believe in you.
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They need us!
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And I need you.
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Come on, Twinkle Stars, we got work to do!
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Hi, can I speak to Nicole please?
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I'm sorry, but she's at the Denver Nuggets game.
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She went with a nice white Jewish boy.
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Don't let society dictate who you can and can't be with.
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Kyle, I love you, baby.
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I want to hold you every morning and love you every night, Kyle.
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By the moon and the stars and the sky.
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That fat churn up there is the one who set up you and Tolkien because he thinks blacks belong together!
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The Batmobile's outside.
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Seriously, you guys gotta see it!
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It's the Batmobile!
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It's outside!
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Token!
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Hey!
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Token, I'm so sorry.
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Maybe we can give it another try?
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I just think you're a great person.
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The color of your skin doesn't matter.
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Oh my god, so cute!
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A place for everything, and everything in its place.
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People who are the same belong together.
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And I found somebody who's just the same as you!
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What?
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What?
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YAAAAAAAYYYY!
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HAHAHAHA Yeah!
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Nice one, Clyde!
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Clyde, get up here!
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Hurry!
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What is that?
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We've been through this countless times, Clyde!
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Okay, bub - Put it down!
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Put it down!
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Thank you!
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Dude, that sucks, Clyde.
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Look, could you guys just.. not say anything about this at school, please?
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CLIDE!
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CLIDE!
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What if I told you about pissing on the seat?
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HAHAHAHA!
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Carmen, it was actually really lame.
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I know, right?
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CLYDE!
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There you are!
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Clyde Donovan, you come home this instant!
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Mom, I'm in class.
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I was trying to get ready for work and the toilet seat was up, again!
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If I had sat down, I would have gotten toilet water all over my vagina!
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You are coming home right now, Clyde, and you are putting the toilet seat down where it belongs!
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Clyde had to get up in the middle of class and follow his mom home to put the toilet seat down!
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I know, fat ass, I was there.
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It's not that funny.
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Don't you feel just a little bad for Clyde?
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Uh -uh.
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They're trying to save Clyde's mom.
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Clyde left the toilet seat up again.
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When she fell into the toilet, she also made it flush.
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Can't we disconnect the toilet?
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Yes, we'll have to, but...
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When we do that, we'll rip out her organs.
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I want you to know I don't blame you for this.
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Just.. please.. put the.. seat.. down from.. now.. on...
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Let me go!
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Let me go! Do it! Do it!
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Bob?
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It isn't a woman's responsibility to see that the seat is down.
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It's a man's responsibility to put it down.
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Yeah, that's right!
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Putting the toilet seat down isn't that hard.
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So is it too much to ask women to just look?
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Please have some respect.
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There's a little boy here who has lost his mother.
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because he couldn't put the toilet seat down when he was done peeing.
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Mom, get the door!
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Hello, ma 'am.
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We're the Toilet Safety Administration.
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Can we come in?
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Uh, sure.
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Hey, hey, that's my bathroom!
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Oh, yeah, we're gonna have to completely redo this, ma 'am.
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We'll go ahead and install your safety belt.
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Toilets to be fitted with a safety harness so that nobody can fall in.
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This is for your safety.
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A woman died, you know.
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So we were just wondering if we could sue somebody.
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You can always sue somebody.
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Here we go, inventor of the toilet.
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John Harrington.
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Died 1692.
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So then we can't sue him?
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Here at Hoffman & Turk, we specialize in suing the dead.
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A suance can be very.. expensive.
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How much do you have?
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Clyde got $3 ,000 from his mom's life insurance!
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That's exactly how much a suance costs.
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Wow, that's weird.
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Hey, hey, officer!
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Oh, come on.
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Don't give me a ticket.
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Gotta wear the safety belt or you could fall in.
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You can pay this by mail or appear in court on that date.
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Yeah, thanks.
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Asshole.
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Stupid toilet safety administration!
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You can't even take a crap at IHOP without a 40 minute line!
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This is inhumane.
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Shut up!
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Taking a dump today, ma 'am?
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I just needs to check inside your asshole.
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Okay, I'm done.
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I don't need you wiping my ass for me.
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Yes, you're a big boy, aren't you, sir?
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I'm a big boy.
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I took a big boy poop.
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Put your coffee in the plastic tray, please, sir.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I just needs to check your asshole.
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Asshole clear?
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Hey, what's that thing?
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Oh, you people have me on camera now?
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It's time for us to stand together and say, we want the government out of our bathroom!
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All we have to do is bolt our toilet seats down!
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If the seat can't raise up, then men will just pee all over it.
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How about we agree to that if men will agree that they will always sit down to urinate?
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What about us loggers?
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Hard -working men who like to stand up after they've taken a poo
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and then turn around and cut their poo in half with their urine!
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Yeah, I think we gotta just live with the TSA.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Security breach!
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Shock and outrage ensued after an unknown terrorist managed to get through TSA security with a gun.
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The head TSA chief of operations had this to say.
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Shit.
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Why have we given up freedom
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if terrorists can take a hostage in a bathroom with a baby and a gun on the toilet?
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It is time for a sue -off!
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Yeah!
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Sir Thomas Harrington, your extreme negligence hath cost taxpayers millions!
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You will be sued, spirit!
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Appear before this court, Harrington!
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Clyde?
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This lawyer is a fraud.
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You can't sue the dead, Clyde.
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Don't try and blame Mommy's death on anything
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but your failure to do something I asked you time and time again to do!
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Now hold on just a second!
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It's not anyone's fault!
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You can't sue me!
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You're all using my toilet invention the wrong way!
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You're supposed to be facing this way!
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Why would I design it so that when you're finished taking a Sir Harrington, you have to stand up, turn around, and look down right at your Harrington to flush!
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Ohhhhhhhhhh!
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It's all like, CLAAD!
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What have I told you, CLAAD, you asshole?!
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Dude, it was a riot!
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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That's not what I said.
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I know you've had a tough week, Clad, but at least your mom didn't die for nothing.
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Clad?
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Clad, you there?
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Hello?
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Well, Dad, it was really great seeing you.
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I got a present from my grandson.
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It's time for you to have something expensive.
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Isn't that beautiful, Stan?
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Grandpa, how much did you spend on that?
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Six thousand dollars.
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Dad, you shouldn't be spending your retirement money on frivolous things.
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You should be saving it for when you die.
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That's our money!
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Nice bolo tie, Stan.
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Look, it was a gift from my grandpa, okay?
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And it cost a lot of money.
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Dude, it's fucking gay as fuck.
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I know.
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Why don't you take it to one of those pawn places?
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Every two blocks you see a guy with a sign that says cash for gold and jewelry.
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It's 14 karat gold.
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I'll give you $15.
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That cost my grandpa $6 ,000.
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I'd have to send it to a smelter, have it all smelted down for the gold.
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Probably could make a $10 profit.
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Dude, this guy's trying to rook us.
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We can go someplace else.
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Yeah, I'm not getting taken advantage of.
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These are real diamonds, right?
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Yeah, dude, you can test them.
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$8.
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Welcome to Taco Bell.
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I want to see how much you'll give me for this gold and turquoise diamond bolo.
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14 karat gold, catch ya.
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I guess I can give you a six -layer burrito for it.
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My grandpa paid $6 ,000 for something barely worth anything.
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How does something like this happen?
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You want to get in on these deals, call now.
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Look at these stunning earrings.
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These earrings normally go for six million dollars.
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Three hundred twenty dollars.
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I believe we have a sale.
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Do we have a sale?
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Who am I speaking with?
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Uh -oh.
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My name is Vivian.
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At that price, you've practically stolen from us.
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Ouch!
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How did they get away with that?
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This is a new time.
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For centuries, alchemists have tried to come up with the formula to make gold.
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Guys with Cash for Gold Science gets you people's unwanted crappy jewelry divided by demented old people equal Go
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Somebody's about to get this $20 ,000 Topaz and Copper ring.
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I'm buying it for my grandson Billy Grandpa How about that folks that is Brazilian Emerald not wasting your time here.
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You can't afford not to buy this one You don't have a lot of time left Grandpa
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Don't you think your sister would like that?
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She doesn't like jewelry, Grandpa.
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She's just a baby, after all.
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She's not a baby, Grandpa.
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She's 13.
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Right.
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Right, boy.
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Billy, did I ever tell you I used to have a border collie named Patches?
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I love that dog.
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I can't remember what she looked like, Billy.
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Don't worry, Grandpa.
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I'm gonna take care of this.
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And that's it we've just sold this bracelet to Miss Marsha Tubbs.
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You there Marsha?
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I'm lost walking on the freeway.
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This is - oh we got a caller already on this one.
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What you do is sort of unjustifiable.
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You're the definition of evil.
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I just read
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that the day shopping networks make most of their money is on the day seniors pick up social security checks.
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Your only chance to right the wrongs you've done
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and repay all the elderly people whose lives you've destroyed is to kill yourself.
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I'm not joking. Do it.
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Okay, next item.
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This is 200 -karat Brazilian emerald and plasticine ring.
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8 billion dollars.
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Tell you what, I'm gonna take it down a little.
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We're gonna drop that price to...
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75 dollars 95 cents.
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Butters, looks like, did we sell it?
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Yep.
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Hello?
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Yes, you just bought this lovely 200 -karat ring.
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Can I ask you something, Mrs. Applebee?
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Do you like fucking little boys?
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You just got an eight billion dollar ring for 75 .95.
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You fucked me good, Mrs. Applebee.
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Congratulations, ma 'am.
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Thank you.
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I thought it'd be a lovely gift for my granddaughter, Jessica.
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Okay, thanks for shopping with us.
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Bah!
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Man, that's good acting.
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I should get an award.
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Do you have any idea what it would feel like to start losing your memories?
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All we do is smelter down what we get from the Cash for Gold places.
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Whoever smelt it, dealt it.
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We aren't the ones who denied you what your jewelry was really worth.
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The Hindu saying is actually, whoever denied it, supplied it.
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You are the scums of the earth.
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And you kick back in your fat cat mansions making billions.
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We aren't making that much, fellas.
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The old Hindu saying is, whoever smelt it, dealt it.
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Nuh -uh.
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It's whoever denied it, supplied it.
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It's all made in India.
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Where those Hindu rhymes come from.
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That's right.
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Whoever made the rhyme did the crime.
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Hello?
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I can't get enough of people's unwanted crappy jewelry to keep up, so I'd like to buy some of yours.
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I don't know.
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I guess I'll take that ring there.
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Oh, you make so good choice!
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You take advantage of my low prices!
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You like a fucker Asian, lady?
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What'd you say?
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Wait a minute.
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How much do you pay for this stuff?
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Okay, quit the act.
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I'm not fucking you and you know it.
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No, no, you fucked me!
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Fuck you!
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You see, I'm looking to cut out the middleman.
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Motherfuckers!
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How dare you take advantage of those less fortunate!
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You guys stole my formula then tried to fuck me - Butters!
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Sorry!
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And then tried to fuck me out of your business!
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Somebody is at the head of all this, and somebody needs to pay!
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No, not a diamond and gold necklace!
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I'm going
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to go to the next episode.
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There's that slobberin' happy face.
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That means a lot.
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That bolo tie you're wearing, it's fucking gay as fuck.
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And we got - Oh, do we have a buyer on the lot?
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Hello?
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What are you waiting for?
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He was right. Do it.
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You're too scared to do it, aren't you?
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You don't have the balls.
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You got, you got lady balls.
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I got a gun right here.
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What do you think about that?
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You find a good catcher's med Cartman dude, how come when we play baseball?
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I always have to be the catcher well because you've got sharp reflexes and you're fucking fat dude.
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I'm not fat I don't drive around on a mobility scooter like that bitch Excuse me.
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Why do they even allow those things in stores?
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They don't just allow them.
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They have them available at the front.
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Candy corn Oreos.
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Holy hell yes!
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Look around, doesn't this bother you at all?
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If you don't change something, that's you.
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In about a year.
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Are those candy corn Oreos?
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I've been doing a lot of thinking about what you said at Walmart.
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I'm fucking fat, Cal.
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I'm fuckin' fat as fuckin' fuck.
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I'm not gonna live like some slug who can't even leave his house because he can't get around.
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Sweet!
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All I needed was a few extra pounds and the insurance company paid for my own private one!
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I can seriously go from my bed to Walmart and never have to touch the floor once!
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Hmm...
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You gotta make your bathroom accessible for my mobility scooter
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or else I won't be able to take a shit in your house!
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Your bathroom has to be the code for my mobility scooter, it's the law!
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I'll look past it this time, but you better get that bathroom up to code if you don't want a lawsuit!
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Well, I'm about to go try and take a shit at Best Buy, guys!
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See ya, Cal!
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Nobody understands how embarrassing it is to live with obesity.
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You're made to feel different.
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To feel like less of a person.
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But even at Disneyland I get reminded of my weight.
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Oh geez, look how fat I am.
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I'm just mortified you guys.
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Can't believe I - AYE!
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The fuck is this?
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Hey, that kid in the middle isn't even fat!
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I don't have legs.
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To go through all the shame and daily ridicule, and then not be able to take a simple shit at
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Best Bath to be told by some Best Buy manager that your mobility scooter can't fit in his bathroom.
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It's just so belittling, you know?
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After all I've been through, can't I just take a dump at Best Bath?
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Stop it, you kids!
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Stop!
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Ah!
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The government warns that rascal tipping can be dangerous.
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To counter the crisis, the Department of Health has called for $25 million in aid
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so that all mobility scooters can be fitted with a tip assist device.
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Oh yeah, nice.
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Yeah, that works pretty well.
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Do you know that all over our country, people in mobility scooters are being victimized?
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Our culture celebrates anorexia and tries to make us ashamed if we don't have slim stomachs and perky little tits like Kyle.
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You should be ashamed of yourself, Kyle!
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Eating your latkes and gefilte fish and then putting your fingers down your throat because society tells you how to look?
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I may be fat, but I'm not Honey Boo Boo!
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Who's Honey Boo Boo?
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My name's Honey Boo Boo and I'm a beauty queen!
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I'm only six and I've already had three heart attacks, girlfriend!
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Come on!
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Come on now, Boo Boo!
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Now get up and wave to them judges!
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Jesus, dude.
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It's like something's lowered the bar to the point that nobody feels any shame anymore.
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Come on, hurry it up in there!
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That's accessible now.
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Cool, let me try and take a shit in this real quick.
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How can we make people see the difference between being sensitive to obesity and letting fat people walk all over us?
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Something like a documentary.
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You know, follow Cartman around with a video camera and then get all his bullshit on television.
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If you want to follow Cartman around and get video of him, I'll pay to make it into a documentary.
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Really?
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Thanks, dude!
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I'm gonna go get a video camera!
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If you're gonna have Kyle video that stuff for you, you should probably tell him the truth.
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Kyle will get what he wants, and so will I.
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Ladies and gentlemen, it is our hope that this film will cast light on a serious issue.
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He's chubby, he's filthy, and he's just a little bit nuts.
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Fatty Doo Doo!
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Who's that scootin' on a scooter?
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Fatty Doo Doo.
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Scotty Foo Foo.
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Fatty Poo Doo.
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I don't feel...
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Just scoop me up.
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I only know...
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What have you done?
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Kyle, Kyle, I'm trying to make compelling television.
505
How can you sit there and collect money on a show that's about a fat child killing himself?
506
I can remember exactly where I was the first time I saw Honey Boo Boo.
507
If they can feel okay about that, why can't I?
508
What if Honey Boo Boo was a little black girl?
509
But she's not black, Kyle.
510
She's white.
511
The bar is determined by society, Kyle.
512
And it's not something that can just be raised up.
513
I just don't know what to do.
514
But should I feel shame?
515
If I kind of go with it, is it really unfair to Cartman?
516
What is it exactly you're trying to do?
517
Make some money off him.
518
Like Honey Boo Boo.
519
Honey Boo Boo's heart gave out.
520
It's really serious.
521
Well, the doctor said Honey Boo Boo needs a heart transplant.
522
I'm getting a peg heart!
523
This one here?
524
You want this one?
525
I want that one's heart.
526
It looked at me funny.
527
I just hope when she does her pageants the judges don't take away points because she's got a pig heart
528
She's got a pig heart now.
529
She thinks she's a pack of derm It is a violation
530
of my civil rights token making money off of people's handicaps
531
As soon as he gets in here he will be handing you a cease
532
and desist order it actually aired last night It didn't do so good.
533
We got killed in the ratings by honey boo boo that little bitch beat me in the ratings Nobody beats my ratings!
534
Give me a plane ticket, that bitch is going down!
535
You're going down, bitch!
536
Nobody takes my ratings!
537
I ain't done with you, bitch.
538
How did shamelessness get to this?
539
Maybe it was us.
540
There's no going back, Stan.
541
I don't know why we were watching that garbage in the first place.
542
This is all wrong!
543
Stop!
544
What are we doing?
545
From now on, I'm going to dedicate this administration to fighting childhood obesity.
546
I think we've been given another chance.
547
The city isn't what it used to be.
548
Everything went to crap.
549
Bad economy made things worse.
550
Then a black man was elected president.
551
He was supposed to change things.
552
He didn't.
553
Doc Tans, the city needs protection.
554
I am the hero this town needs.
555
The king.
556
A woman being raped, this is what our city has been reduced to.
557
Get out of here!
558
Get to safety!
559
Alva -Lisa!
560
Call me!
561
Another woman saved from rape.
562
But how many more rapists are out there?
563
You guys hear that another rape victim got saved by a superhero last night?
564
They say it was the coon.
565
Who is the coon?
566
It's what everyone must be asking themselves.
567
Somebody is dressing up at night and taking the law into their own hands.
568
Yeah, and dressing up and running around at night is faggy anyway.
569
Fuck you!
570
Dude, what?
571
He's not a fag!
572
Why do you care?
573
Oh.
574
I, uh...
575
Well, I'm just...
576
Is he a hero or a menace?
577
While we can all admit that the coon is obviously really cool, why does he sacrifice himself every night to rid our streets of crime?
578
What we all need now...
579
Clyde, Clyde, could you wake up please?
580
It's important.
581
I believe that tonight the coon is going to be on the roof of Walgreens.
582
I know I'll be there with my camera.
583
I'm sure many of you will too.
584
Sometimes it seems the more criminals I try to stop, the more I just come out of the back alleys and dilapidated bars.
585
Who the hell are you?
586
I'm an angel keeping watch over the city at night.
587
I am Mysterion.
588
My identity must remain a secret.
589
You cannot know.
590
Yeah, well, you cannot know my true identity either.
591
You don't care about stopping crime.
592
You're just doing this because you hate me, Kyle.
593
Kyle hates Eric Cartman.
594
Are you saying you're Eric Cartman?
595
No, I'm...
596
I'm saying that...
597
I cannot stand here and make idle conversation any longer.
598
No!
599
Dude, I'm seriously...
600
You're being a copycat!
601
I'll sue you!
602
I try to do good stuff and nobody even notices!
603
Tonight, an incredible story.
604
But who exactly is Mysterion?
605
What?
606
Well, I think he's kind of a symbol for the town, you know?
607
A symbol that everyone who's sick of crime can rally behind.
608
If you have any idea about the true identity of Mysterion, please call the 9 News hotline.
609
AHHHHH!
610
Ah, Mysterion, thank God you've come.
611
There's some graffiti on the bridge again.
612
And the guy at the movie theater is harassing Mexicans again.
613
Thank you.
614
Thank you for all your help.
615
I know it's you, Cal, just stop.
616
I don't have time for this.
617
Fireworks are illegal in Colorado, you asshole!
618
So, guys, any of you do anything interesting last night?
619
Nobody was playing with any fireworks?
620
Now come on, which one of you guys is it?
621
How are you so sure Mysterion is a boy?
622
Fucking bitch.
623
Look what the cat dragged in.
624
Come out where I can see you.
625
You come to put a stop to me again.
626
I didn't call you to fight, Chaos.
627
I came to see if you know Mysterion's identity.
628
Now, General Viserie!
629
Knock it off!
630
Yeah, we made him, General Viserie!
631
Listen to me!
632
I want to help you get rid of Mysterion!
633
Because Mysterion is trying to...
634
Ah!
635
Yo, fucker, that fucking hurts!
636
Because Mysterion is trying to say he's the hero this town needs.
637
But that's my job.
638
I will show you what we know about Mysterion's identity.
639
This way!
640
We will now show you our secret headquarters of Doom!
641
Using our photos, we are trying to pinpoint Mysterion's identity.
642
Based on his body type, it's gotta be someone like Stan or Kyle.
643
Alright, look, Chaos.
644
Boss, just set up a video camera.
645
I know how we can put an end to Mysterion once and for all.
646
Two days ago, an evil, unknown terrorist threatened major consequences if Mysterion does not reveal his identity.
647
Mark my words, South Park, your precious hero is now.. your undoing.
648
If Mysterion does not unmask himself publicly by Wednesday night, I am going to blow up a hospital.
649
Jesus Christ!
650
Since the threat was issued, there's been no sign of Mysterion.
651
But you really want to blow up a hospital?
652
Sometimes blowing up hospitals is for the greater good, Chaos.
653
Alright, Chaos.
654
I'm gonna get the triggers for these things at Ace Hardware.
655
Oh, gee, General Disarray.
656
This is a lot more than I ever really intended.
657
Ha!
658
I'm a Mysterion!
659
I'm a...
660
I'm a...
661
I'm a...
662
Why are you doing this?
663
He's dead!
664
Wait!
665
Look!
666
Oh my god, look everyone, it's the Q's!
667
The Q's will now help you!
668
Blech!
669
Oh jeez, I think I broke a Q's!
670
That was great teamwork, Mysterion.
671
South Park is safe.
672
Until next time.
673
Won't be long before the next villain comes along and threatens violence unless you take off your mask.
674
Citizens!
675
Tonight has shown me I have no choice but to unmask myself.
676
As long as my identity is a mystery, this will just happen again and again.
677
It has to end.
678
I will show my face.
679
I knew it was you!
680
Remember, I even said it before!
681
Well, I'm sorry, but you're under arrest.
682
Take the kid to jail.
683
With Mysterion out of the way, the Kune can finally go back to keeping the city safe.
684
Every town needs a Kune.
685
Yeah, cuz you're a drunk piece of shit, damn!
686
Both of you sit the fuck down!
687
They're noisy.
688
They're nasty.
689
They're white trash.
690
They can't help getting arrested.
691
White trash in trouble.
692
This white trash home in Colorado seems innocent enough, but the children in this home live in a world of neglect.
693
Get on the ground!
694
Let's go!
695
Let's move!
696
Get down on the ground!
697
Now!
698
You're hurting my arm!
699
My babies!
700
Now please look at the camera and say, I'm white trash and I'm in trouble.
701
I'm white trash and I'm in trouble.
702
Alright, good.
703
Now get in the car.
704
Hey, kitty.
705
Kitty, wave.
706
Just have a seat in there, kids.
707
Welcome to your new home.
708
As long as you live here, you will be agnostic.
709
David, do you believe in God?
710
I don't know.
711
Right!
712
Beverages you may take from the refrigerator as you like.
713
Dr. Pepper and Diet Dr. Pepper.
714
Because what flavor is it?
715
It is neither root beer nor cola.
716
To find out who the poorest kid is, I actually was able to see which kids in school got those coupons they hand out for school lunch.
717
Well, actually, Eric, it's you.
718
What?
719
Now that candy's gone, your household actually has the lowest income.
720
We found this out as only a matter of time before everybody else does.
721
You guys hear how poor Cartman's mom is?
722
His mom is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
723
Ha!
724
I beat you to it, kid.
725
My name is not Keir.
726
That's Keir!
727
Whatever, Keir!
728
Must be nice having everything you want!
729
Mom, how are you going to start bringing more money into this household?
730
Eric, I'm working two jobs.
731
Mommy's doing everything she can.
732
With Kenny gone, I'm now the poorest kid in skew.
733
Life isn't handed to you, Mom!
734
You can't just sit on your ass and expect for money to appear!
735
My mama so poor, when she heard about the last supper, she thought she was running out of food stamps!
736
Oh!
737
It's not funny, Mom!
738
I wish I could be put in a cool foster home like Kenny's family!
739
Oh, it's you.
740
You are going to be okay, Karen.
741
You have to keep believing that.
742
But I'm all alone now.
743
You are not alone.
744
I will always be here.
745
What in the name of nobody knows are you doing, Karen?
746
Why is there a meth lab in your backyard?
747
Were things so bad for you financially you had to turn to a life of crime?
748
Well, guess I'm off to a foster home then.
749
It's gonna take me years to recover from being torn from my mother's arms.
750
Now look at the camera and say I'm white trash and I'm in trouble.
751
I'm white trash and I'm in trouble.
752
What the?
753
Dude, this is like poorer than my old house.
754
What the fuck are you doing here?
755
You're my new ma 'am?
756
You can call me mom if you like.
757
All right, mom.
758
How much money do you make?
759
This is where you'll sleep with your foster brothers.
760
Goddamn, I gotta sleep in a room with six other people?
761
Hey!
762
We do not take the Lord's name in vain in this house, just in case there is one.
763
Mom!
764
Dad's being mean to me!
765
Mom!
766
My name is not meme.
767
These kids all seem kind of mean.
768
You've already been here a while, Kenny, so you have to introduce me to your friends, okay?
769
Oh, hey, Kenny.
770
Who's this?
771
Okay, all right, so listen.
772
I know our family is poor, okay?
773
The poor kid in this school is Jacob Hallery.
774
Really?
775
Yeah, dude.
776
Yes!
777
Yeah, did you hear that, Kenny?
778
We're good!
779
Cause I'm not, I'm not the poor kid in Ski!
780
Greenly Colorado's the place to be It's a whole new beginning for you
781
and me And that he's not the pocketed ski Let's put our hands up everyone!
782
Except for Jacob, his mom is so poor she only understands hand out!
783
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA We
784
do not tolerate students making fun of other students A 20 minute song
785
and dance number directed at Jacob Hallery Which ended in a finale with fireworks I was just teasing Principal,
786
you gotta send help to the playground.
787
They're about to beat up that new kid.
788
Aw, look at the new kid and her little dolly.
789
Come on, hand over the doll.
790
Where did he take you after he saved you, Kiran?
791
He just took me back to my classroom.
792
What have we told you about making up angel stories?
793
But we saw him.
794
I kicked the crap out of Jessica Pickerton!
795
Get down to the basement, all of you!
796
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH There's nothing in there but Dr. Pepper, right?
797
There can't be.
798
How did that get here?
799
It says it's a Pabst Blue Ribbon.
800
What is it?
801
It's like beer, but different.
802
Shut your mouth, bitch!
803
You shut your mouth, you dumb fucking asshole!
804
Now look at the camera and say, I'm white trash and I'm in trouble.
805
I'm white trash and I'm in trouble!
806
Wait a minute, I'm white trash and I'm in trouble!
807
Well, it sure is good to have you back, Kenny.
808
There he is, there's my buddy.
809
Cause I'm not, he's not, he's not, the poor kid is ghee!
810
Now I'm rich just like Stan and Kim.
811
Cause I'm not, he's not, he's not, that's right, the poor kid is ghee!
812
He's not, I'm not -
813
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH A guest speaker comes to our class and assigns us a report on Thanksgiving?
814
The Native Americans got pretty screwed over.
815
Yeah, now my video game time is getting screwed over by them.
816
Instead of laying at bed eating, why don't you come and help?
817
If we have to write a report on Thanksgiving, let's just go downstairs and watch TV.
818
The History Channel is probably playing Thanksgiving specials back to back.
819
You're watching The History Channel, where the truth is history.
820
What really happened at that first historic dinner?
821
New evidence suggests that the first exchanging of food between the pilgrims and Native Americans may have been visited by aliens.
822
And what about the food?
823
Does the appearance of stuffing at the first Thanksgiving table suggest a kind of alien technology?
824
Did ancient aliens shape the first Thanksgiving?
825
What exactly did the pilgrims experience?
826
What?
827
Kyle, why are you being so grumpy?
828
Are you in your period again?
829
We are not basing research for our report on this crap.
830
Dude, it is called History Channel.
831
All right, fine.
832
Let's just get this stupid report over with.
833
Did you guys know that when you start menstruating it's called menopause?
834
I was thinking maybe that's why Kyle's been so grouchy lately, because he's going through menopause.
835
Dude, shut your fucking mouth!
836
See what I mean, you guys? Is that them?
837
That's them.
838
We need to know everything that you know.
839
Did you come across some kind of ship or something?
840
Dude, look, we just saw all this stuff on History Channel.
841
What exactly did you see?
842
Stuffing was never heard of before 1621, so it might be alien technology.
843
Would you be willing to say that on camera for an interview?
844
You're watching the History Channel, the only network dedicated to history.
845
It has become a widely accepted fact that Thanksgiving was a meal attended by pilgrims, Native Americans, and alien beings.
846
Some experts have stepped forward with a wildly different view altogether.
847
Of course you can't prove there were no aliens at the first Thanksgiving.
848
Just like you can't prove the pilgrims themselves weren't aliens.
849
Could it be that the pilgrims we've read about all these years actually came from another planet?
850
You might as well just say pilgrims and Indians were all aliens, who came here and made some kind of intergalactic treaty.
851
How can they make a show out of this?
852
I wasn't even agreeing with them.
853
Native Americans are aliens?
854
Haven't my people been through enough?
855
The white man is gonna pay for his life!
856
And furthermore, everything Kyle Brovlosky said about Native Americans being from outer space was untrue.
857
It was wrong to mix aliens and real history.
858
How now, Indian?
859
Ah!
860
You Indians took me to thy planet and then cast me here!
861
Hath thy race attacked our stuffing minds and sent me here to die?
862
This shall prove if thou art Indian or not!
863
Ah, he was not.
864
I need your wisdom to get back to my planet.
865
We must make haste to Cape Cod!
866
Who's this?
867
This is Natalie.
868
Hi guys.
869
Mom!
870
Mom!
871
Tell me you've already got everything we need for Thanksgiving.
872
I haven't gone shoppies yet.
873
Oh god.
874
Oh no!
875
What is it, Han?
876
There's gonna be a massive stuffing shortage.
877
You guys have stuffing?
878
Sure, aisle 17.
879
Hey!
880
Where is it?
881
That can't be right.
882
Hey, hey, Chet!
883
What happened to all the stuffing?
884
I just did inventory in the back.
885
It was all put out here.
886
You mean it's two weeks until Thanksgiving and we're completely out of stuffing?
887
No!
888
Yes!
889
What is wrong with Kyle of DeVry Institute?
890
He seems almost like a Puritan lady whose period hath stopped.
891
It must have been very difficult for you, Being the one on your planet with his wild theories that pilgrims and Indians were not of this world?
892
Here, let me show you.
893
Your planet is one of the five.
894
The five are connected by a series of wormholes, but we made a treaty, and for 300 years our people have not fought.
895
Soon your wisdom will open the wormhole back to Plymouth, and the stuffing mines can again be ours.
896
Stay back all of you!
897
Please, Mr. Standish, we're all on the same side here.
898
I trust none but them!
899
We're the History Channel.
900
We care as much about the truth as you do.
901
Then get us to Cape Cod as soon as possible!
902
Once I get back, I will symbol my people to attack Indy and regain control of the stuffing mines.
903
If all goes as planned, you will all have stuffing in time for Thanksgiving.
904
We've tried to get the wormhole open with this symbol and it didn't work!
905
You had the correct symbol, but you were missing the keeper of the portal!
906
Natalie Portman controls the wormhole!
907
All right, Miss Portman, we need you to open your wormhole.
908
Mmm.. no. There has to be a way to get the portal open.
909
Where's our expert?
910
You knew everything else.
911
You somehow knew about all of this.
912
You must know how to get Natalie Portman to open her wormhole.
913
So, you, uh, you have any brothers or sisters, Natalie?
914
I was an only child.
915
I have dual citizenship, United States and Israel.
916
So dual citizenship, wow, you know that I never knew anyone that had that.
917
You want to order some dessert?
918
Thanks, that was a lot of fun.
919
Is there any way you'd...
920
What?
921
Would you please just open your wormhole?
922
Oh.
923
Mmm...
924
Okay.
925
But just for a sec though, now the Indians can be stopped and Thanksgiving will be saved!
926
I guess we should all realize that history and alien technology really do go hand in hand.
927
With the wormhole once again open, Miles Standridge was able to finally command the Pilgrim Armies.
928
Wow, there's a lot about Thanksgiving I never knew before.
929
But was the first Thanksgiving really just about Pilgrims and Indians from space?
930
Shocking new evidence suggests that the first Thanksgiving might also have been...
931
...haunted!
932
The pilgrims welcomed the Indians, but did they also unknowingly welcome spirits from beyond the grave?
933
Oh, come on!
934
Oi!
935
Come on, saggo old mate, why you lookin' so down?
936
I know!
937
How would you like me to sing one of the songs off me new album?
938
Mrrr!
939
Mrrr!
940
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- toilet /ˈtɔɪ.lət/ (zelfstandig naamwoord) — toilet, wc. A room, enclosed area or single-purpose building containing a fixture or fixtures used for urination and defecation; a bathroom or water closet.
- trash /tɹæʃ/ (zelfstandig naamwoord) — vuilnis, vuil. Useless physical things to be discarded; rubbish; refuse.
- honey /ˈhʌni/ (zelfstandig naamwoord) — honing. A sweet, viscous, gold-colored fluid produced from plant nectar by bees, and often consumed by humans.
- grandpa /ˈɡɹæm.pɑː/ (zelfstandig naamwoord) — opa. grandfather.
- token /ˈtoʊkən/ (zelfstandig naamwoord) — teken. Something serving as an expression of something else.
- whoever /huˈɛvɚ/ — wie ook (dan). Who ever: an emphatic form of who.
- symbol /ˈsɪmbəl/ (zelfstandig naamwoord) — symbool. A character or glyph representing an idea, concept or object.
- jewellery /ˈd͡ʒʊ-/ (zelfstandig naamwoord) — sieraad. Collectively, personal ornamentation such as rings, necklaces, brooches and bracelets, made of precious metals and sometimes set with gemstones.
- scooter /ˈskuːtə(ɹ)/ (zelfstandig naamwoord) — step. A kick scooter or push scooter; a human-powered land vehicle with a handlebar, deck and wheels that is propelled by a rider pushing off the ground.
- belong /bɪˈlɒŋ/ (werkwoord) — thuishoren, horen. To have its proper place.
- diamond /ˈdaɪ.ə.mənd/ (zelfstandig naamwoord) — diamant. A glimmering glass-like mineral that is an allotrope of carbon in which each atom is surrounded by four others in the form of a tetrahedron.
- racist /ˈɹeɪ.sɪst/ (zelfstandig naamwoord) — racist. A person who believes in or supports racism; a person who believes that a particular race is superior to others, or who discriminates against other races.
- terrorist /ˈtɛɹəɹɪst/ (zelfstandig naamwoord) — terrorist, terroriste. A person, group, or organization that uses violent action, or the threat of violent action, to further political goals.
- deny /dəˈnaɪ/ (werkwoord) — ontkennen. To disallow or reject.
- foster /ˈfɒstə/ (werkwoord) — verzorgen, opvoeden. To nurture or bring up offspring, or to provide similar parental care to an unrelated child.
Phrasal verbs die je zult horen
- come on /ˌkʌm ˈɒn/ — kom op, kom aan. Come along with me; join me in going.
- get up (werkwoord) — opstaan. To move in an upward direction; to ascend or climb.
- go down (werkwoord) — afdalen. To descend; to move from a higher place to a lower one.
- set up /ˌsɛt ˈʌp/ (werkwoord) — bereiden, voorbereiden. To make ready for use.
- stand up (werkwoord) — opstaan. To rise from a lying or sitting position.
- turn around (werkwoord) — omdraaien. To physically rotate (usually around a vertical axis) for a half turn (180 degrees), a whole turn (360 degrees), or an indefinite amount.
- work out /ˌwɝk ˈaʊt/ (werkwoord) — uitrekenen. To calculate.
- come across (werkwoord) — overkomen. To change sides; to cross over to work for the opposition.
Uitspraak om op te letten
De spreker gebruikt 256 samentrekkingen en verkorte vormen, zoals I'm, don't, you're. Spreek ze kort uit, zoals je ze hoort.
- De “th”-klanken: bother /ˈbɑðɚ/, theater /ˈθi(ə)tɚ/, throat /ˈθɹoʊt/, furthermore /ˈfɜː(ɹ).ðə(ɹ)ˌmɔː(ɹ)/, altogether /ɔl.tuˈɡɛð.ɚ/
- De klanken “sh” en “zh”: trash /tɹæʃ/, shock /ʃɔk/, citizenship /ˈsɪtɪzənʃɪp/, ashamed /əˈʃeɪmd/, flush /ˈflʌʃ/
- Lange woorden — let op de klemtoon: mobility /mə(ʊ)ˈbɪlɪti/, obesity /ə(ʊ)ˈbiːsɪti/, documentary /ˌdɒk.jʊˈmɛn.tɹi/, accessible /əkˈsɛs.ɪ.bəl/, citizenship /ˈsɪtɪzənʃɪp/
Zo oefen je met deze video
- Luister de hele video één keer zonder te spreken en noteer de woorden die je niet kent.
- Begin op 0,75× snelheid, spreek zin voor zin na en ga terug naar normale snelheid zodra het makkelijk gaat.
- Neem jezelf op en vergelijk met het origineel; let daarbij op woorden als toilet, trash, honey.
Grammatica in deze video
De structuren die de spreker het meest gebruikt, met de exacte woorden uit de video:
| Structuur | In de video |
|---|---|
| Voorwaardelijke zinnen if + zin, will/would + werkwoord — een voorwaarde en het gevolg | If I had sat down, I would have · if men will agree that they will always · If all goes as planned, you will all |
| “Used to” used to + werkwoord — een vroegere gewoonte of toestand die niet meer klopt | used to have · used to be |
| Present perfect have/has + voltooid deelwoord — iets uit het verleden dat nu nog telt | We've been · has lost · they've taken |
| Lijdende vorm be + voltooid deelwoord — het gaat om wat er gebeurt, niet om wie het doet | can't be constipated · was done · be fitted |
Wat is de Shadowing-techniek?
Shadowing is een wetenschappelijk onderbouwde taalleermethode die oorspronkelijk is ontwikkeld voor professionele tolkentraining en gepopulariseerd door polyglot Dr. Alexander Arguelles. De methode is eenvoudig maar krachtig: je luistert naar native Engelse audio en herhaalt het onmiddellijk hardop — als een schaduw die de spreker volgt met slechts 1–2 seconden vertraging. In tegenstelling tot passief luisteren of grammaticadrills, dwingt shadowing je hersenen en mondspieren om echte spraakpatronen tegelijkertijd te verwerken en te reproduceren. Onderzoek toont aan dat het de uitspraaknauwkeurigheid, intonatie, ritme, verbonden spraak, luisterbegrip en spreekvaardigheid aanzienlijk verbetert — waardoor het een van de meest effectieve methoden is voor IELTS Speaking-voorbereiding en echte Engelse communicatie.