Практика Shadowing: BEST OF THE INBETWEENERS | Funniest Moments from Series 3 - Изучайте разговорный английский по видео
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Can somebody call me an ambulance because I'm in trouble?
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Time is moving really, really slowly and everything is flat.
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I need you to call me an ambulance or failing that, my mummy.
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I really want my mummy because, and I'm not being dramatic, I'm sick, but I think I might be dead.
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I'm putting you in charge of collecting the money for tomorrow's fashion show.
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The last time they had a collection for charity, nearly half the money went missing, and then the organisers started turning up in new trainers.
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Well, sir, whilst I'm really pleased that you think I'm trustworthy enough to...
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Oh, it's not that.
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I just know that if anything did happen, I could break you.
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Right.
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Well, the thing is, I object to the fashion show on a moral level.
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It's not about raising money.
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It's a popularity parade.
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It's just the self-elected attractive people using charities as an excuse to show off.
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Well, this is a first.
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As it happens, Mackenzie, I agree with you.
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You do?
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Yes.
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Great.
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So you understand why I'd rather not compromise my principles?
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Yes, I do.
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Totally.
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Unfortunately for you, it's not the First World War.
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You can't conscientiously object.
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So you either collect the money or it's detention, starting now and continuing indefinitely.
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Definitely.
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But you said you agreed with me.
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Yes, I know.
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It's a tricky one, isn't it?
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You know your testicles sticking out?
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What?
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Is that why everyone was laughing?
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Oh, God, do you think people saw?
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Yes.
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It was eye level for most of the audience.
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Oh, God, no!
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No!
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I suppose you thought that was funny, did you?
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Well, your little jokes got you in a lot of trouble.
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Honestly, it wasn't a joke.
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No. There is nothing funny about testicles, Cooper, as you'll discover tomorrow in my office.
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What?
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Sorry sir, that sounds a bit weird.
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No it didn't.
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Sorry, I think I need to get some air.
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I felt really faint.
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Fuck off!
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He's scared of blood!
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Oh dear.
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You want me to show that again?
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No, no, it's alright.
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You never forget.
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It's like riding a bike, innit?
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Oh, you would if you could, though.
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What?
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Suck yourself off.
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That's not what I meant.
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Yeah, but I bet you've tried it.
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We all have.
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I managed to lick the tip once, but it took a lot of stretching.
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Twice a day for a couple of weeks.
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Well, thanks for sharing, Neil.
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What did you say?
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Nothing.
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Right, a week's after school detention for both of you.
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Oh, what?
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Two weeks.
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Ah, come on, sir.
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Three weeks?
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But, sir, I...
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Four weeks detention?
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Starting tonight.
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See you later.
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Oh, fucking hell.
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What are you eating?
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The NME.
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I hate it.
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It's always wrong.
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It's basically shit.
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Still doesn't stop me buying it every week.
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Right, every week?
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Yep.
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So you buy it every week?
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Yeah.
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Not every week, though.
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Yes, every week.
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So every week?
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Are you broken?
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I was supposed to be modelling with Paul Keenan, but he got so nervous he drank a bottle of vodka and passed out in the staff toilets.
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Please, will you take his place?
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Me?
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Er...
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He won't do it.
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He thinks it's exclusive vanity.
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Right.
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No, he's talking shit.
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It's the painkillers.
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Of course I'll do it.
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Great!
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What?!
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You hypocrite!
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Okay, right, you.
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Time for sleep.
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Don't touch me!
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Don't touch me!
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Is he okay?
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Yeah, he's fine.
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He gets very grumpy when he's tired.
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Wait a minute.
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Is that my fold-up table on the fire? And my picnic basket!
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I thought you said look for stuff to burn.
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What?!
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Burn fucking woods, not my stuff?!
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Do it there.
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Do a dare.
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Nah, he won't.
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He's boring. So what?
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If I eat...
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this bonsai treat, I automatically become fun and interesting, do I?
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Yes.
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Fine.
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Well, I'll eat it then, and we'll see.
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Go on, then.
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I will.
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What are you doing?
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The fire's going down.
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Stop burning my things!
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Guys, I'm going to bed, so can you try and keep it down, yeah?
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What are you doing?
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Question!
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Two fingers!
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I'm sorry, I was trying to satirise their bravado.
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If you think about it, it worked.
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You ate a bonsai tree?
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As I'm sure you're aware, there's been a spate of vandalism recently, culminating in someone adapting the flower displayed by the main road so that it now reads,
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We Come Tit Village.
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Oh, you think that's funny, do you, Mackenzie?
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Well, a bit?
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Doesn't even make sense.
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We come tit village?
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What kind of morons would do that?
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I think you know exactly who did it.
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What?
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I don't know, sir.
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Honestly, I don't.
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Oh, come on, Mackenzie.
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You're the sort of busybody that knows everything that's going on.
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You can't resist getting that beak of yours into other people's business.
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Beak?
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Yes, your beaky nose.
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And if you don't tell me who did it, in my role as your UCAS referee, I will fuck your application up.
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What if I have to go to the berth?
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Can you imagine how grim that'll be?
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Watching that baby getting squeezed out of her arse.
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Right.
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I've got some news, Neil.
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So have you been down the Enterprise then?
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Um...
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Oh, I'm just trying to...
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There are loads of brilliant up-and-coming bands.
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I can't quite...
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I don't know.
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I just...
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Is it cool if you haven't?
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No, I don't think so.
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Yes, I fucked a Dutch girl.
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But like, it's never been to Holland.
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Yeah, I have.
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It was the West Ham under 13's football tour.
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Oh, right, and what did she do to you when you were 12 that was so filthy?
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Give you a blowjob in a windmill, wank you off with clogs.
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Nah, look, it was properly filthy.
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I shouldn't tell.
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Try us.
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Alright.
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Well, when I fingered her, she shit down my arm.
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Shall we go and look where we're sleeping then?
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Honk if you want a blowjob.
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We should stick it on Kerry.
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She loves giving blowjobs.
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We'd have to get a bigger one.
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Yeah, a good one.
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Actually, I know where this should go.
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Look, someone's got a funny bumper sticker.
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What's this one say?
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Honk if you want to...
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What?
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I literally have no idea how they got there.
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It's just not very funny though, is it?
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I mean, why would you want to drive around with that on the back of your car?
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Don't you look dirty?
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I'm not.
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It's not like I'm obsessed with blowjobs or cocks.
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Honestly, I'm not.
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Now, sir.
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Come out here, you coward!
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I think we should all take a breath, try and calm down.
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You're telling me to calm down?
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Calm down?
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I'll smash the shit out of your garden and see how you like it!
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Okay, I've got a really bad hangover, so if you aren't willing to have a sensible conversation, I'm just going to shut the curtains.
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Are you taking the moral fucking high ground?
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Is that what you're doing?
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Okay, as I say, I'm going to close these now.
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You think that's gonna stop me?
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I'm closing them now.
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You think I give a fuck?
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About to close.
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Closing.
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Closing.
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Closing.
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But I wanna deal with you meself.
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And they're closed.
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He's gone.
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Who wants a model that looks like a spotty baby crossed with the Statue of Liberty?
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Statue of Liberty?
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His hair.
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Oh, yeah.
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Entire you and him can have my room.
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Oh, thanks, sis.
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I'm not mad keen the idea of you having sex at all.
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But at least this is why I know you're doing it so I'm uncomfortable.
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Oh, absolutely.
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Only in her vagina.
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I meant in my bed.
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Um, so did I.
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Why'd you say vagina then?
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Hmm.
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I suppose I just always thought that we might...
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You know, we might...
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We have to go.
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I've got to go.
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I'm sorry.
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I'll see you soon.
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What?
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We might what?
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Say it.
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Come on.
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Mate love?
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Was it mate love?
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Oh, I'm going to have to go.
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I've got a missed call from Ralph Lauren.
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Didn't even ring, did it?
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I think I'm going to be a dad.
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Neil, you have to fuck a girl for that to happen.
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I know.
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I did it with this bird from Asda and now she's pregnant.
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What does it feel like?
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Zite?
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All right.
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Anything else?
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No-one's expecting D.H.
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Lawrence, Neil, but did you think anything other than, this is alright?
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My legs ached.
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Fucking hell, Benji!
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Then I pushed it in a bit, then out a bit, then in a bit, then my legs ached, then out again, then back in, and then it went off and now she's pregnant.
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Okay, I think I get the picture, Sutherland.
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Cool.
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Look, isn't this exactly the sort of thing that Twitter or MySpace were invented for?
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No, sir.
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I was thinking about writing to the Daily Star's problem page, you know, the one with the photos, but it takes a week to find out the advice.
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OK.
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And this encounter, did it take place on the school premises or with a fellow pupil?
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No. Good.
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Well, what I think you should do is turn round, get out of my office, and we'll pretend this conversation never happened.
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All right.
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Cheers for that.
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I had one bent over the table here.
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There was one up here that I was fingering, I was just toe-fucking the one on the floor.
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I'll tell my dad that Benji did a shit in the house. Did he?
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Well, no, but if I say he did, we'll have to keep him outside.
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Then I can wank freely without him judging me.
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Your dad?
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The dog.
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Right, sorted.
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Now you owe me 1,500 quid.
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Jay, my fucking car!
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How great?
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Oh, shit, yeah.
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The way I look at it, it's inevitable that the car's gonna go into the lake.
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I suppose it's nature.
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You can't fight nature.
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Exactly.
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It's going in anyway.
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Anyway, my arm's hurt.
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We might as well just let go.
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Do you think Simon will be annoyed?
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How can he be?
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It's logical.
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We can't stop it.
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We are stopping it a bit now.
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It's inevitable, Neil.
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Trust me.
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We'll let go after three, all right?
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Gotcha.
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One, two...
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No!
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Oh, God!
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Oh, God!
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Oh, God!
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Oh, God!
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Thank you.
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- Can somebody call me an ambulance? - Здесь используется вопросительная конструкция для выражения срочной просьбы, что помогает вежливо попросить о помощи.
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