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What happened?
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I don't know.
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You fell asleep.
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That is all.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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Well, I better go.
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Yeah, I think that would be best.
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All right, I'll talk to you later.
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Okay, but not about this.
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No, never.
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Never. So, uh...
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All right.
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Bye.
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No touch, no touch.
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Hey.
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Just, uh, brought back your videos.
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Uh, hey, uh, Ross, look, uh, Uh, I think we need to talk about before.
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No, no, we don't.
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Yes, we do.
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Now, look, that was the best nap I ever had.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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Come on, admit it.
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That was the best nap you ever had.
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I've had better.
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Okay, when?
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All right, all right.
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It was the best snack ever.
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I said it, okay?
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But it's over, Joey.
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I want to do it again.
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We can't do it again.
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Why not?
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Because it's weird.
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Fine.
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You want something to drink?
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Sure.
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What do you get?
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Warm milk and an excedrin PM.
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Boy, I'll tell you, that judging stuff took a lot out of me.
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Yeah?
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Yeah.
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Think about maybe going upstairs and taking a little nap on my couch.
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Why would I care about that?
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No reason.
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I'm just saying that, uh, that's where I'll be.
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Oh, great
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lap.
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It really was.
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Hmm!
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Dude, what the hell are you doing?
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Excuse me.
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Oh, I'm so sorry, you guys.
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I didn't mean to bring you down.
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No, you were right.
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I don't have a plan.
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Pizza guy.
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Thank God.
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Phoebe?
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What?
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Do you have a plan?
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I don't even have a pla...
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Hey, hon, would you help me get the plates down?
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Yeah.
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Hey, here's an idea.
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Why don't we use our wedding china today?
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Well, I think we should save our china for something really special.
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Like, if the Queen of England comes over.
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Honey, she keeps canceling on us.
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Take the hint.
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What if something gets broken?
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They're so expensive.
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What is the point of having them if we never use them?
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Okay, but if something gets broken and then the Queen comes over...
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I will explain it to her.
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Oh, yeah.
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Like, I'm gonna let you talk to the queen.
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Oh, the parade is really good this year.
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Man, those horses can crap.
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Next up is a marching band from Muskogee, Oklahoma.
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Muskogee?
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That's like four hours from Tulsa.
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Woo-hoo!
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And here's the flow with the stars of the popular daytime show, Days of Our Lives.
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Oh, my God!
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Aren't you one of the stars of the popular daytime soap days of our lives?
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Yeah!
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I forgot I'm supposed to be there.
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I can't believe I forgot.
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I usually write stuff like this down on my arm.
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Oh!
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Stupid long sleeves.
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What are you gonna do?
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I guess I'm gonna have to come up with a really good reason why I wasn't there.
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The producers are gonna be so mad at me.
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They sat us all down yesterday and said, Everyone has to be there.
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6 a.m sharp.
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That means you, Tribbiani.
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Like I was some kind of idiot.
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Well, you proved them wrong.
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Yeah.
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Hey, who's this little naked guy?
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Uh, that little naked guy would be me.
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Oh, look at the little thing.
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Yes.
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Yes, fine.
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That is my penis.
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Can we be grown-ups now? Who are those people?
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Got me.
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Oh, that's Nana right there in the middle.
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Wow.
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Yeah, let's see.
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Me and the gang at Java Joe's.
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Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother.
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How old was she there?
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1939. Yeah, uh, 24, 25.
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Huh.
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Looks like a fun gang.
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Ooh, look, look, look, look, look.
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I got Monica naked.
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Let me see.
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Ah!
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No, no, that would be me again.
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I'm, uh, just trying something.
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Hello.
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My name is Clunkers.
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May I please stay with you nice people?
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Aw, I wish you'd get to stay here, but Chandler's allergic.
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I'm sick.
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Extremely allergic.
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Okay, if I am anywhere near a dog for more than five minutes, my throat will just close up.
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That's odd, because this dog's been living here for the past three days.
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Really?
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Taylor, if the dog has been here that long and you haven't had a reaction, maybe you're not allergic to this dog.
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Well, it still has to go, right?
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Why?
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Okay, it's um...
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Don't do it!
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Don't do what?
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I have to, okay?
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It's time!
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Okay, I hate dogs.
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What?
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What?
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You're out of your body.
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Told ya.
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Gero?
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All right, okay. Be careful. Be careful.
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Watch her hair.
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Watch her hair!
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Right, she's got like three hairs.
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I know.
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I know, but they're just so beautiful.
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Oh, my God, I just pulled one out.
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I promise you she's safe, okay?
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Now watch, watch how much she loves this.
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Okay, okay.
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Are you ready, Sue?
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Here we go.
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Okay, careful.
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Okay.
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Oh.
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Oh, oh.
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She's smiling.
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Oh, look at that, she does like it.
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See, I told you.
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Oh.
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Oh!
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Oh my God!
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Look at her, she's a little daredevil.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, let me push.
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Can I push?
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Oh, absolutely.
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Okay.
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Oh, God.
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Okay, get the camera.
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It's in the diaper bag.
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Okay.
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See?
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Scared of the swings.
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I bet you feel pretty silly.
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Ah! So how's the game?
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I have no idea.
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What?
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Yeah, I'm just pretending to watch the game so I don't have to help out with stuff.
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I don't believe you.
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That is brilliant.
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And Monica has no idea?
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Nope.
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Every once in a while, I just yell and scream stuff at the TV.
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Hey, wait!
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Oh, hey!
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Is your team winning, hon?
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Oh, yeah.
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Anderson just scored again.
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Ah.
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There's no Anderson.
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Goats are parading, parading down the street.
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Rading goats are parading, leaving little treats.
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Does it even work without my sexy voice?
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I like it.
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Gunther, kiss me.
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What?
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I'm still waiting for my paper machine man.
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Thank you, my babies.
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Rachel?
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Yeah.
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I don't know if you heard about what happened between me and Phoebe the other day.
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No. Well, we kissed.
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I didn't initiate the kiss, but I also didn't stop it.
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I've been feeling guilty.
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Okay.
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So, um, are we cool?
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Okay.
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I knew you'd understand.
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Janice likes to cuddle at night, which, you know, I'm all for.
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But, uh, you know, when you want to go to sleep, you want some space.
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So, uh, you know, how do I tell her that without, you know, accidentally calling her fat or something?
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Oh, honey, I'm sorry we can't help you there, because we're cuddly sleepers.
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Mm.
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Okay, I'm late for work.
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Oh.
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All right, are you guys gonna come down?
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Uh, yeah, yeah, I'll...
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I'm right behind you.
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Okay, good luck, Chandler.
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Thank you, Rachel.
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Bye, sweetie.
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Bye, honey.
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Mwah.
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Okay, the sleeping thing.
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Very tricky business, but there is something you can do.
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I thought you guys were cuddly, sleepy.
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No. No, not cuddly, not me, just her.
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I'm like you.
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I need the room.
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Okay, come here.
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Okay.
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You're in bed.
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Yeah.
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I'm gonna use the cushion.
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Yeah.
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Okay, you're in bed.
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She's over on your side cuddling.
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Now, you wait for her to drift off, and then you hug her and roll her over to her side of the bed.
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And then you...
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roll away.
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Hug for her.
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Roll for you.
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Okay, the old hug and roll.
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Okay, one question.
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Shoot.
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You're pretending the pillow's a girl, right?
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What do I want to do about this coat?
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I'll take it. That might work.
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Oh, yeah.
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Huh?
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All right.
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What do you think?
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You're on in five, Miss Minnelli.
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No, no, no. It's just a bit sudden.
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No, it's great, okay?
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I am totally on board.
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I love you, too.
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All right, bye.
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What's the matter, Ross?
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Nothing.
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No, no, no. Oh, actually, great news.
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I just got off the phone with Emily, and looks like I'm moving to a new apartment.
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Woo-hoo!
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Why?
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Well, her thought is, and I agree, fresh new furniture.
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Why not a fresh new apartment?
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Her cousin has this great place to sublet.
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It's got a view of the river on one side and Columbia on the other.
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That's way uptown.
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That's like three trains away, which is great.
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I love to ride that rail.
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Oh, my God.
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The pages are stuck together.
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Chandler!
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Oh, my God.
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She made half an English trifle and half a shepherd's pie.
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Uh-huh.
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Now, this is so good that I'm going to go enjoy it on the balcony.
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so that I can enjoy the view whilst I enjoy my dessert.
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I've got to call my friend Mary and tell her how good this is for Monica's room.
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I'll help you die over there.
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I'm going to go into the bathroom so I can look at it in the mirror as I eat it.
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Okay, now what was that all about?
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Does it not taste good?
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Let me try it.
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No, no, no. All gone. So good.
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Maybe Chandler has some left.
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It tastes like feet.
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I like it. Are you kidding?
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What's not to like? to like custard good jam good meat good bird just grabbed it
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and then tried to fly away with it and then just dropped it on the street
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yes but if it's any consolation before the bird dropped it he seemed to enjoy it This adoption stuff is so overwhelming.
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There's inter-country adoption, dependency adoption.
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There's so many ways to go, and this is, like, the biggest decision of our lives.
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There's a hair in my coffee.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey.
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Hey, have you seen Frank Jr.? Because he's meeting me here with the triplets.
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You know, it's funny.
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Every time you say triplets, I immediately think of three hot, blonde, 19-year-olds.
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That's sweet.
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Drink your hair.
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Hey, what's all this stuff?
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Oh, they're brochures from different adoption agencies.
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Ooh, babies!
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Oh, this one is so cute.
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Get this one.
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That's not really how it works.
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Oh, how does it work?
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I don't know!
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Well, if you're having a hard time, you should talk to my friends, Bill and Colleen.
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They adopted a kid.
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I'm sure they'd help you.
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Thanks.
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That would be great.
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Hey, honey, wouldn't that be great?
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The most popular Phoebe in tennis is called the overhand Phoebe.
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And if you win, you must slap your opponent on the Phoebe and say, Hi, Phoebe!
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Oh, that's cute.
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We really all enjoyed it.
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But you know, it doesn't count.
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Count for what?
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Just count in our heads as good Mad Libs.
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I guess fun times over. But wait, wait, guys.
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If we follow the rules, it's still fun, and it means something.
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I'm gonna take off.
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Guys, rules are good.
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Rules help control the fun.
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Let's go, Molliest.
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You've been in a relationship before...
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having.. having the sex.
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Why?
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Who's not having...
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Are you and Julie not...
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Are you and...
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Are you and Julie not having sex?
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Technically?
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No. Wow.
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Well, is it because she's so cold in bed?
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Or is it because she's kind of bossy, makes it feel like school?
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No, no, she's great.
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And it's not like we haven't done anything.
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I mean, we do plenty of other stuff, lots of other stuff like...
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No, no, no, no, you don't need to know the details.
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Okay.
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No, it's just, it's me.
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You know I've only been with one woman my whole life, and she turned out to be a lesbian.
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So now I've got myself all psyched out, you know, and it's become like this.. this thing.
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And I.. you know, you must just think I'm weird.
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No. No, no, no, I don't think it's weird.
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I think...
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I think, um, in fact, in fact, you know what I think?
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What?
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I think it's sexy.
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Sexy?
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Let me tell you something.
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As a woman, there is nothing sexier than a man who does not want to have sex.
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No kidding?
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Hell yeah.
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In fact, you know what I'd do?
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What?
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I'd wait.
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You'd wait?
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Yes, absolutely.
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I would wait and wait. And wait.
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Then I'd wait some more.
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Really?
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Oh yeah, I don't care how much she tells you she wants it.
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I don't care if she begs, she pleads, she tells you she's gonna have sex with another man.
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That just means it's working.
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Don't women really want this?
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Well, more than jewelry.
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Hey.
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I need you to set me up for a joke.
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Later, when Monica's around, I need you to ask me about fire trucks.
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Ooh, I don't know, Chan.
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I'm not so good with remembering lines.
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Well, thank God your livelihood doesn't depend on it.
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I know, right?
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Why, why, why are we doing this?
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Monica says that her maitre d' is the funniest guy she's ever met.
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Seriously?
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She actually said that?
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Yes.
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Am I crazy to be this upset?
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No. Being funny is your thing.
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Yeah.
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Without that, you just got lame with women.
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Yeah.
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Hi.
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There you are.
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Fire trucks!
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Quick retreat.
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Oh.
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Oh, well, you're just the prettiest ballerina I've ever seen.
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Thank you.
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Oh, wow.
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That deserves another piece of candy.
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Thank you.
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Well, I have to say that earns two-two pieces of candy.
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I love you.
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Oh, oh!
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Oh.
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Oh, honey, here, take it all.
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Monica, we need more candy.
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What?
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There's only been like four kids.
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Yeah, I know, but one of them just said that she loved me, so I just gave her everything.
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No wonder you're pregnant.
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I thought I not told you.
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Oh, I don't know.
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Um, how about the fact
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that the underwear out there on the telephone pole is yours from
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when you were having sex with fun Bobby out on the terrace?
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What?
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Hey babe, who told you?
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You are dead meat.
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I didn't know it was a big secret.
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No, it's not big.
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Not at all.
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You know, kind of the same lines as, say, oh, I don't know, having a third nipple.
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You have a third nipple?
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You bitch.
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Whip it out, whip it out.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Come on, come on.
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There's nothing to see.
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It's just a tiny bump.
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It's totally useless.
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Oh, as opposed to your other multifunctional nipples.
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I can't believe you.
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You told me it was a nubbin'.
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Joey, what do you think a nubbin' was?
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I don't know.
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You see something, you hear a word.
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I thought that's what it was.
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I've just never had a relationship I had a relationship with that kind of passion, you know, where you have to have somebody right there in the middle of a theme park.
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Well, it was the only thing to do there that didn't have a line.
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All right, well, see, I mean, Barry wouldn't even kiss me on a miniature golf course.
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Come on.
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No, he said we were holding up the people behind us.
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And you didn't marry him because...
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I mean, do you think there are people that go through life never having that kind of...
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Probably.
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Really?
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But, you know, I'll tell you something.
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Passion is way overrated.
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Yeah, right.
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It is.
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Eventually, it kind of burns out.
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But hopefully what you're left with is trust and security and, uh...
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Well, in the case of my ex-wife, lesbianism.
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The airplane game?
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You want a show, Rachel?
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Come here.
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You're gonna do something fun.
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Okay.
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Wee-ho!
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Wee-ho!
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Wee-ho!
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Oh, so brave!
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You're so brave!
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Yes, you are!
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You're so brave!
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You're okay.
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Okay, honey, he's fine.
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He's fine.
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Let's just put him down.
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Come here, babe.
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Yes, you're such a good boy.
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How could you do that to him?
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Ross trusted me.
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What is he gonna say?
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He's not gonna say anything because we're not gonna tell him.
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We're not gonna tell him.
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We're not?
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No, we're not.
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All right, I like that.
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Okay. So we're okay.
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We're okay, we're okay, aren't we?
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No, we're not okay, we're not okay.
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There's a bump.
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There's a bump, there's a bump.
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Oh, my God.
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Well, push it in, push it in!
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I cannot push it in!
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Okay, we're gonna need a distraction.
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Okay, that's it.
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Okay.
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I got it.
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Okay.
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The second that Ross walks in that door, I want you to take him back to your bedroom
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and you do whatever it is that you do that makes him go, Whee!
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Or we could put a hat on his head.
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A hat.
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Yes!
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We need a hat.
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We need a hat.
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Where are we going to find a tiny little hat?
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Oh, oh, oh, I'll get Rainy Day Bear.
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I guess he'll know what to do.
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Oh, my God, you're a genius.
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Oh, God, it's kind of sewn on, though.
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Give it, give it.
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Okay.
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Oh!
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Oh, it's just like a bloodbath in here today.
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You guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.
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Well, you know, you have to take a course.
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Otherwise, they don't let you do it.
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Hey, hey, Yertle the Turtle.
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A classic.
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Actually, I'm reading it to the baby.
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The baby that hasn't been born yet?
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Wouldn't that mean you're crazy?
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What, you don't think they can hear sounds in there?
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You're not serious.
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I mean, you really talk to it?
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Yeah, all the time.
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I want the baby to know my voice.
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Do you talk about me?
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Yeah, yeah.
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All the time.
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Really?
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But, um, we just refer to you as Bobo the Sperm Guy.
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I'm here for Thanksgiving.
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I know.
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It's sick.
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Why is it sick?
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Because it's Richard's son.
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It's like inviting a Greek tragedy over for dinner.
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Hey, come on, Phoebe, you understand, don't you?
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Yeah, I could see where I'd be your best shot, but no. Sorry, honey.
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I think it's twisted.
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Yeah.
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What's twisted?
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Ugh, me going out with Richard's son.
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Ew!
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Ew, ew, ew.
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Sounds like a really bad idea to me.
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Is he okay in there?
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He's fine.
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Hey, you know, Ma, if things work out between you and Richard's son, you'll be able to tell your kids that you slept with their grandfather.
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Fine, judge all you want to, but married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl's wooden leg in the fire, live in a box!
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Hey, guys.
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Hey.
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So, what do you think? About what?
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Yeah, what?
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Are you kidding?
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Okay, I'll give you a hand.
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I'll give you a hand.
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Eyes.
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No, no. Your eyes.
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No. Chandler's eyes.
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I got glasses.
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You always had glasses.
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No, I didn't. Are you sure?
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Didn't you used to have a pair?
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They were really round and burgundy and they made you look kind of, um...
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Um...
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Feminine?
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Yes.
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No!
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Sweetie, I think the glasses look great.
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They make you look really sexy.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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You didn't think I used to wear glasses, right? Of course. So nice.
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Hey, I have a question.
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Well, actually, not so much a question, it's more of a general wondering.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Here goes.
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Um, well for a while now I've been wanting to um...
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Oh!
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Yes, yes.
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That's right.
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Look at that little girl!
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What?
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Hey!
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Top of the world looking Down on creation
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and we all get out of the way
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and we all get out of the way
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and we all get out of the way
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and we all get out of the way
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and we all get out of the way and we all get out of the way Alright, this is just factine.
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It won't hurt.
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Ow!
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Ow!
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Sorry, that was wax.
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Oh, this poor little tootie is scared to death.
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We should find his owner.
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Why don't we just put the poor little tootie out in
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the hall? the hall during a blackout she'll get trampled yeah
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decided to have a Halloween party everybody has to wear costumes
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it'll be fun well I'll be there I mean I have to wear a costume to all my classes
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that day anyway please tell me you're not gonna dress up
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like a dinosaur not two years in a I'll come to the party, but I'm not dressing up.
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You have to.
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No way.
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Look, Halloween is so stupid, dressing up and pretending to be someone you're not.
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You're an actor.
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So, Ross, are you gonna bring Mona?
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Yeah, yeah, I think I will.
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The hot girl from their wedding?
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Yeah.
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Well, hey, if she needs any ideas for costumes, she could be a bikini model or a slutty nurse or a sexy cheerleader, huh?
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Oh, leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
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No, no, no. Slutty leatherface.
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Now, wasn't Joey hitting on her at the wedding, too?
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That's right.
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He was hitting on her.
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And I got her.
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I guess the better man won.
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Please don't take her from me.
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I'm doing okay.
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I think it's going well.
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Do you think they're having fun?
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Am I talking too fast?
630
Nope.
631
Sound like me.
632
It's going great look at Chandler with little baby girl Chandler little baby girl Chandler where have I heard
633
that before all right coach Ruben
634
You know what keeps when you're done over there we've got a kind of situation over here, too
635
No, we are all responsible for our own babies see that's why I think
636
that you're wrong you we've been playing these babies man-to-man We should really be playing a zone defense What do you mean?
637
I just think things will go a lot smoother if we each have our own zone, you know?
638
Phoebe, you can be in charge of wiping.
639
And, you know, Mon, you can be in charge of diapering.
640
And I can be in charge of looking out cute dear when they put their hands around a boop, boop, boop, boop.
641
That sounds really great, but maybe you should be in charge of wiping.
642
OK, I'm a rookie.
643
I should not be in the end zone.
644
I'm sorry.
645
Oh, my God.
646
Oh, my God.
647
Oh, my God.
648
Oh, my God.
649
Oh, my God.
650
Oh, my God.
651
Oh, my God.
652
You know, Rachel, funny thing.
653
Actually, the end zone starts at that pole, so you're five feet short, so we win.
654
Whoa!
655
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
656
So explain something to me, though.
657
If you tagged Rachel, then isn't the play still going?
658
We'll get energized and we'll head back out.
659
Oh, all right.
660
Okay.
661
So we're having fun, right?
662
We don't need that wizard guy.
663
We'll hit a couple of clubs, talk to some strangers, and after this we'll go down to the docks and see about that boat thing.
664
I'm kind of beat.
665
Actually, me too.
666
You serious?
667
Yeah.
668
Thank God, I'm exhausted.
669
So you guys want coffees?
670
Yeah, but I don't want to be up too late, so I'll have a decaf.
671
Yeah, me too.
672
Actually, can I get some hot water with a little lemon?
673
It strained my voice screaming in there.
674
Does it have to be so loud?
675
I can't hear a word you say, and my ears are ringing so bad.
676
I'm just glad I brought that extra pair of socks, you know?
677
I used them as mittens.
678
I didn't want to touch a thing in that last place.
679
How sad are we?
680
Yeah, I know.
681
You know what?
682
We're not sad.
683
We're not sad.
684
We're just not 21 anymore, you know?
685
I'm 29 years old, damn it, And I want to sit in a comfortable chair and watch television and go to sleep at a reasonable hour.
686
Yeah.
687
And I'd like to hang out in a quiet place where I could talk to my friends.
688
Yeah.
689
And so what if I like to go home, throw on some Kenny G, and take a bath?
690
We're 29.
691
We're not women.
692
Ugh, PBS.
693
What's wrong with PBS?
694
What's right with them?
695
Why don't you like PBS, Phoebe?
696
Okay, because right after my mom killed herself, I was just in this really bad place, you know, personally.
697
So, I just thought that it would make me feel better if I wrote to Sesame Street, because they were so nice when I was a little kid.
698
No one ever wrote back.
699
Well, you know, a lot of those Muppets don't have thumbs.
700
All I got was a lousy keychain, and by that time, I was living in a box.
701
I didn't have keys.
702
I'm sorry, Pheebs.
703
I just, you know, I just wanted to do a good deed, like you did with the babies.
704
This isn't a good deed.
705
You just want to get on TV.
706
This is totally selfish.
707
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
708
What about you having those babies for your brother?
709
Talk about selfish.
710
What are you talking about?
711
Well, yeah, it was a really nice thing and all, but it made you feel really good, right?
712
Yeah, so?
713
Well, it made you feel good, so that makes it selfish.
714
Look, there's no unselfish good deeds.
715
Sorry.
716
Yes, there are.
717
There are totally good deeds that are selfless.
718
Well, may I ask for one example?
719
Yeah, it's...
720
You know, there's...
721
No, you may not.
722
That's because all people are selfish.
723
Are you calling me selfish?
724
Are you calling you people?
725
Yeah.
726
Well, sorry to burst that bubble, Pheebs, but selfless good deeds don't exist, okay?
727
And you know the deal on Santa Claus, right?
728
I'm gonna find a selfless good deed.
729
I'm gonna beat you, you evil genius.
730
Dr. Bobby happens to be an excellent doctor.
731
Oh, wait a minute.
732
His name is Dr. Bobby?
733
Well, that's his last name.
734
And his first name.
735
He's Bobby Bobby?
736
It's Robert Bobby.
737
Oh.
738
And, um, excuse me, he helps me.
739
Oh, please, ask her how.
740
What do you need help for?
741
With my alignment.
742
I got one leg shorter than the other.
743
Oh, my God.
744
Argue with that.
745
What?
746
It's true.
747
My right leg is two inches shorter.
748
Come on, you're just tilting.
749
Her legs are fine.
750
I know that.
751
So what do you let her go to a chiropractor for?
752
Sorry, let her?
753
What can I do?
754
She doesn't listen to me about renter's insurance, either.
755
Wait a minute.
756
You don't have renter's insurance?
757
No. But what if somebody steals something?
758
How are you going to run after them with one leg shorter than the other?
759
Hey, would you, uh, would you like some juice?
760
I'd love some juice.
761
Okay.
762
Wow, this is going so well.
763
Did you see us?
764
Did you see?
765
Yeah, honey, I'm standing right there.
766
Why don't you just tell me about the mall?
767
I haven't gotten checked yet.
768
Excellent.
769
Please help me.
770
I have a date tonight.
771
It has to go well, okay?
772
I'm scared for my health.
773
Okay, okay.
774
Oh, I got something.
775
Okay, it's this story that I came up with.
776
Very romantic.
777
I swear, any woman that hears it, they're like putty.
778
Really?
779
Well, then tell it to me.
780
Okay.
781
Now, you're going to want to have sex with me when you hear it, but you have to remember, it is just the story.
782
I'll try to control myself.
783
Okay.
784
Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe, You were backpacking across Western Europe.
785
Have a nice six more months, Ross.
786
Okay, okay, okay.
787
I'm sorry, please, please.
788
You were in Western Europe and...
789
I was just outside of Barcelona, hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo.
790
I was at the end of this path, and I came to a clearing, and there was a lake, very secluded, and there were tall trees all around.
791
It was dead silent.
792
Gorgeous.
793
And across the lake, I saw a beautiful woman bathing herself. But she was crying.
794
Why?
795
Mmm.
796
Mmm.
797
This is great wine.
798
It's from France. in Europe?
799
Western Europe.
800
You know, um, a few years ago, actually, I was backpacking across Western Europe.
801
Really?
802
Mm-hmm.
803
Wait, it gets better.
804
Um, yeah, I was in, um, Barcelona.
805
I studied for a year in Barcelona.
806
Anyway, um, so I was, um, I was hiking.
807
I love hiking.
808
Oh, that's great.
809
I was hiking along the foothills of Mount Tibidabo.
810
I think it's Tibidabo.
811
Okay, do you want to tell the story?
812
You know, Phoebs, who else wants one of my special homemade brownies?
813
I will have one here.
814
Ah!
815
Ah!
816
Yeah, I'm not gonna have one.
817
No, no, it's just my tooth.
818
All right, I'll have a nose. So what's the matter?
819
You need a dentist?
820
I've got a good one.
821
Oh, thanks.
822
I have a good one, too.
823
I just, I, I can't see him.
824
See, that is the problem with invisible dentists.
825
Why?
826
Why can't you go to him?
827
Because every time I go to the dentist, somebody dies.
828
That is so weird, because every time I go to the dentist, I look down the hygienist's blouse.
829
Phoebe, what, um...
830
What?
831
Yeah, yeah.
832
First there was my Aunt Mary, and then there was John, my mailman, and then my cowboy friend, Albino Bob.
833
And all of these people actually died?
834
Yes, while I was in the chair.
835
That's why I take such good care of my teeth now, you know?
836
It's not about oral hygiene.
837
I floss to save lives.
838
Phoebs, come on, you didn't kill anybody.
839
These people just happened to die when you went to the dentist.
840
It's just a coincidence.
841
Well, tell that to them.
842
Oh, you can't.
843
They're dead.
844
Also, just so you know, I'm not gonna make a turkey this year.
845
What?
846
Well, Phoebe doesn't eat turkey.
847
Phoebe?
848
Turkeys are beautiful, intelligent animals.
849
No, they're not.
850
They're ugly and stupid and delicious.
851
All right, Doug, it's not just Phoebe.
852
Will's still on a diet, Chandler doesn't eat Thanksgiving food, and Rachel's having her aversion to poultry.
853
She is?
854
Yeah, did you remember I had to leave the room?
855
Did you remember I had to leave the room the other day when you had that roast chicken?
856
Yeah, but I thought that was just
857
because I put the whole thing on my hand and made it walk across the table.
858
Anyway, it just doesn't seem worth it to make a whole turkey for just three people, okay?
859
It's just, it's a lot of work.
860
But you gotta have turkey on Thanksgiving.
861
I mean, Thanksgiving with no turkey is like, like, Fourth of July with no apple pie.
862
Or, or Friday with no two pizzas.
863
All right, fine if it means that much to you, but it's just, there's gonna be a ton left over.
864
No, no, they won't.
865
I promise I will finish that turkey.
866
You're telling me you can eat almost an entire turkey in one sitting?
867
That's right.
868
Because I'm a Tribbiani.
869
This is what we do.
870
I mean, we may not be great thinkers or world leaders.
871
We don't read a lot or run very fast, but, damn it, we can eat!
872
Everybody, shh, shh.
873
Uh, Central Perk is proud to present the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay.
874
Whoo-hoo!
875
Come on.
876
Thanks.
877
Hi.
878
Um, I want to start with a song that's about that moment when you suddenly realize what life is really all about.
879
Okay, here we go.
880
Okay, thank you very much.
881
New York City has no power and the milk is getting sour.
882
But to me it is not scary cause I stay away from dairy.
883
La la la la la la la la la la la
884
la la la la la la la la la la la la.
885
Hi, guys.
886
This is Josh.
887
Josh, these are my friends.
888
That's Ross.
889
Josh.
890
Hi.
891
Dudes.
892
So did you play in college?
893
Oh, I still do.
894
Next year, I hope to make varsity, though.
895
Ross, didn't you play soccer in high school?
896
Oh, no, wait, that's right.
897
You just organized their game schedules on your Commodore 64.
898
Well, it's getting late.
899
I gotta get to the game, so I'm gonna head.
900
Okay.
901
I'll miss you.
902
What a dope.
903
Wow, cute one.
904
Very cute.
905
I know, isn't he great?
906
It's so nice to finally be in a fun relationship, you know?
907
There's nothing boring about him, and I bet he's never even set foot in a museum.
908
Well, maybe he'll get to go soon.
909
You know, like on a class trip or something.
910
You know what else is really great about him?
911
Oh, what is the word for an adult who doesn't have dinosaur toys in their bedroom?
912
Um...
913
What was that?
914
Monica knows.
915
It's this dumb thing that Ross made up to try to fool our parents.
916
It's a way of giving the finger without actually having to give it.
917
I remember I cried the night you made that up.
918
This is the first time I realized I was cooler than my big brother.
919
I've got three of my five.
920
Three of your five what?
921
Celebrities I'm allowed to sleep with.
922
Oh, my God, you are giving us a lot of thought.
923
Hey, it's hard, okay?
924
I only have two spots left.
925
All right, who you got to narrow down to?
926
Okay.
927
Elizabeth Hurley.
928
Ooh, very attractive.
929
Yeah.
930
Forgiving?
931
Susan Sarandon?
932
You know what?
933
She's too political.
934
She probably wouldn't let you do it unless you donated four cans of food first.
935
and isabella rossellini very hot very sexy
936
but uh you know she's too international you know she's never gonna be around
937
so so you gotta play the odds pick somebody who's gonna be in the country like all the time yeah
938
because that's why you won't get isabella rossellini geography okay let's
939
see okay the turkey's in the oven the stuffing is ready
940
you know you always cook this meal all by yourself let me help this year oh Chandler that's sweet
941
but you don't have to do everything dr. Phil tells you
942
to do I'm serious let me do something just not the turkey
943
or the stuffing nothing high-profile oh the cranberry sauce it's easy to make
944
and no one really cares about it tell me more I'm
945
gonna go check something across the hall you start by washing these not with soap
946
you obviously haven't tasted my paul malo potatoes well
947
if we learn one thing today cheese it's that cheerleaders and high explosives don't mix
948
you can play that again mac well i couldn't have done it without you buddy You're a genius.
949
Oh, yeah?
950
Well, then how come I can't get my VCR to stop blinking 12 o'clock?
951
So what'd you guys think?
952
Hey, hold on, hold on, hold on!
953
Hold on, hold on, hold on!
954
Joe, it's your mom.
955
Oh, your mommy.
956
Your mommy.
957
That's nice.
958
Wow.
959
So, what did you think?
960
Well, that was, um, okay.
961
It wasn't the best.
962
That was one of the worst things ever.
963
And not just on TV.
964
What are we gonna tell him?
965
Well, the lighting was okay.
966
Oh, no, you don't.
967
You got lighting last time.
968
Lighting is mine.
969
I have costumes.
970
Oh, great.
971
That means I'm stuck with.
972
So we were watching you in there, and you were sitting right here.
973
Whoa!
974
Hey.
975
What's the matter?
976
Somebody on the subway licked my neck.
977
Licked my neck!
978
Oh, Willie's still alive.
979
What are you guys doing?
980
Oh, my mom called.
981
They're gonna run our engagement announcement in the local paper, so they're looking for a good picture of us.
982
Ooh, I'm afraid that does not exist.
983
That's not true.
984
They're great pictures of us.
985
No, they're great pictures of you standing next to a guy who's going like this.
986
Oh, my God, that's the creep that you're with at the Statue of Liberty.
987
I don't know what it is.
988
I just can't take a good picture.
989
Oh, here's a great one.
990
Yeah, I'm not in that.
991
No, but look at me all tan.
992
Hey, why don't you guys go get portraits done by a professional photographer?
993
It's a great idea.
994
I bet they have one of those wind machines, you know, like...
995
Yeah, that's great.
996
Next to that, Chandler won't look so stupid.
997
Chandler, what do you say?
998
All right, but I should warn you, I'm not going.
999
I'm going.
1000
Great.
1001
That's great, Monica.
1002
Great.
1003
Now, Chandler, you want to give us a smile?
1004
Okay.
1005
I'm sorry.
1006
Is the seat uncomfortable?
1007
No, I am.
1008
Chandler, Chandler, I know you can do this, okay?
1009
You have a beautiful smile.
1010
I do?
1011
Um, yeah.
1012
Alright, maybe you don't have to smile.
1013
Let's try something else.
1014
Let's try, um, try looking sexy.
1015
Okay. Or not.
1016
I know.
1017
Let's try a look of far-off wonderment.
1018
We'll gaze into our future, and we'll think about our marriage and the days to come.
1019
Chandler, what is the matter with your face?
1020
This picture's supposed to say Geller and Bing to be married, not local woman saves drowning moron.
1021
Hey, don't laugh at him.
1022
He's my drowning moron.
1023
That's it, that's it.
1024
Take it, take it.
1025
I like this one.
1026
It seems to say, I love you, and that's why I have to kill you.
1027
Can't all be bad.
1028
Find the one where you make your bedroom eyes.
1029
Oh, there it is.
1030
Oh, my God, those are my bedroom eyes?
1031
Why did you ever sleep with me?
1032
Do you really want to pull at that thread?
1033
Sweet.
1034
That's a great smile.
1035
Easy, natural.
1036
Now, pretend I have a camera.
1037
You're changing it.
1038
I can't help it.
1039
All right, all right, all right, all right.
1040
You want to know what I do when I take resume shots?
1041
Foul money from me.
1042
Yeah.
1043
Okay.
1044
First of all, you want to make it look spontaneous, right?
1045
Okay, so here's what I do.
1046
I look down, look down, keep looking down, looking down then I look up.
1047
See?
1048
All right now you try.
1049
Look down, be looking down, keep looking down.
1050
Why is there jelly on your shoe?
1051
I had a donut.
1052
Hey there you are.
1053
There I am.
1054
You okay?
1055
Yeah Joey said I uh I needed to relax so he gave me an antihistamine.
1056
Yeah Yeah, and then I fell asleep on the subway and went all the way to Brooklyn.
1057
Brooklyn is far.
1058
Yeah, Chandler, what were you thinking?
1059
No, no, but don't worry, don't worry, because I know how to take a picture now.
1060
Okay, see, look down.
1061
Look down.
1062
Look down.
1063
Chandler?
1064
Yeah.
1065
Guys, check it out.
1066
My mom sent me the paper.
1067
Oh, that's it.
1068
Oh, yeah, that looks good.
1069
You guys make a very attractive couple.
1070
Yeah, we look great together.
1071
We really do.
1072
Okay.
1073
Wow, imagine what our kids would look like.
1074
You know, we don't have to imagine.
1075
I'm marrying her.
1076
Well, just see.
1077
Hey.
1078
Hey.
1079
What are you supposed to be?
1080
Remember the Russian satellite Sputnik?
1081
Well, I'm a potato or a spud,
1082
and these are my antenna. So Sputnik becomes...
1083
Spudnik spartan man wow i don't have the worst costume anymore hey all right ross came as duty
1084
no i'm not duty no space duty hey what are you guys what are you guys talking about nothing
1085
Yeah.
1086
Mmm.
1087
Damn, this coffee's cold.
1088
Hey, Rich, do you mind if I heat this up on your loins?
1089
You know, I cannot believe you told him.
1090
Joey.
1091
So, I guess you bought that book after we broke up, huh?
1092
Uh-huh, yeah, I did, because I wore out my first copy when I was with you.
1093
Yeah, yeah, well, uh, when we were going out, I read tons of porno magazines.
1094
Sup?
1095
Ross, how could you do that to an old man?
1096
Excuse me, ladies.
1097
Hey, hey,
1098
Ross, check it out.
1099
Sandy taught me hot cross buns.
1100
Really?
1101
Sounded like three blind mice.
1102
No, three blind mice goes like this.
1103
I swear to God.
1104
Who's up for puppets?
1105
Me!
1106
I'm up for puppets!
1107
Well, please welcome.. the Snuffle Bumps!
1108
Who wants to be Mr. Wiggle Munch?
1109
And who's gonna be the Grumpers?
1110
Okay, okay.
1111
How exactly is a two-month-old supposed to appreciate puppets?
1112
Actually, studies have shown that the movement and colors help their cerebral development.
1113
The whimsical characters are just for us.
1114
I want to be Mr. Wiggle Munch.
1115
Oh, my God.
1116
Well, I guess we know who's gonna be the grumpiest.
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Этот видеоклип идеально подходит для тех, кто хочет улучшить разговорную речь на английском в повседневных ситуациях. Он тренирует неформальную коммуникацию — как выражать свои мысли лаконично, отклоняться от темы или добиваться согласия. Такие навыки критически важны для достижения естественности в разговоре, что делает его отличным материалом для учения английскому по видео.
Банк фраз
- "I better go" — "Лучше мне уйти" (простой и часто используемый выражение для завершения разговора).
- "That took a lot out of me" — "Это меня очень измотало" (отлично подходит для описания усталости).
- "Admit it" — "Поприcknowledge" (настоятельное призыв к признанию).
- "It's over" — "Это кончилось" (категоричное завершение ситуации).
- "Why not?" — "Почему нет?" (простой вопрос, чтобы выразить недоверие к аргументу).
Эти фразы можно использовать в повседневных разговорах, что делает их невероятно полезными для практики.
Исправьте свои слабые места
Особое внимание в этом диалоге стоит уделить ритму и интонации. Многие выражения произносятся быстро, с сокращениями (например, "I don't know" → "Ай донт ноу"), что может быть сложно для новичков. Чтобы справиться с этим, используйте технику shadowing (или shadowspeak): повторяйте фразы за говорящим сразу же, стараясь копировать его темп и интонацию. Это поможет улучшить произношение английского и сделать речь более естественной. Также обратите внимание на паузы между словами — они помогают передать эмоции, например, нерешительность или настойчивость. Регулярная практика с этим клипом позволит вам чувствовать себя увереннее в неформальных разговорах.
Грамматика в этом видео
Конструкции, которые говорящий использует чаще всего, с точными словами из видео:
| Конструкция | В видео |
|---|---|
| Present Perfect Continuous have/has been + -ing — действие началось раньше и продолжается | I've been feeling · I've been wanting · we've been playing |
| «Used to» used to + глагол — прошлая привычка или состояние, которых больше нет | used to have · used to wear |
| Present Perfect have/has + причастие прошедшего времени — прошлое действие, важное сейчас | has been · You've been · haven't done |
| Пассивный залог be + причастие прошедшего времени — важно, что происходит, а не кто это делает | be grown · are stuck · is called |
Что такое техника Shadowing?
Shadowing — это научно обоснованная техника изучения языка, изначально разработанная для подготовки профессиональных переводчиков и популяризированная полиглотом доктором Александром Аргуэльесом. Метод прост, но эффективен: вы слушаете аудио на английском от носителей языка и немедленно повторяете вслух — как тень, следующая за говорящим с задержкой в 1–2 секунды. В отличие от пассивного прослушивания или грамматических упражнений, Shadowing заставляет мозг и мышцы рта одновременно обрабатывать и воспроизводить реальные речевые паттерны. Исследования показывают, что это значительно улучшает точность произношения, интонацию, ритм, связную речь, понимание на слух и беглость речи — что делает его одним из самых эффективных методов для подготовки к IELTS Speaking и реального общения на английском.