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Well, the good news is that a substantial amount of royalties is going to come in in the next couple of months.
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Great.
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Problem solved.
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Let's go out to dinner.
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No, problem not solved.
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But I'm hungry.
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Get used to it.
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It's going to take a while to pay off all the bills your accountant ignored.
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So, until then, you're going to have to cut back.
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But you said I got money coming.
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Shall I go get the paper cup?
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Okay.
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What do we cut?
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Well, let's look at your expenses.
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First thing is, we stopped paying your accountant.
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That's a little cold, isn't it?
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He's a great guy.
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I've known him for years.
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He's just going through a rough patch.
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Charlie, you're broke.
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You're right.
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Screw him.
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What's next?
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You have a gardener.
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Why do you have a gardener?
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To tend my garden.
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Garden?
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You mean the two potted palms on the deck?
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Water them yourself.
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Okay, but I'm gonna have to buy a hose and one of those watering things, so isn't that kind of a push?
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Gone.
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Now, the ultimate premier satellite package?
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Oh, that's really cool.
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I get every sporting event in the world.
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If a kid in Madagascar throws a rock at a tree, I can see it and bet on it.
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It's gone.
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Oh, man.
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We can keep the cable, though, right?
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You have satellite and cable?
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Sometimes there's solar flares.
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Okay, then cut back to basic cable.
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Basic cable?
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That's what they get in prison.
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Hey, what you doing?
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Bad time, Rose.
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Money problems, huh?
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How did you know?
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I bought your espresso maker from Berta.
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I got a great deal because she didn't want to carry it on the bus.
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Wonderful.
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Charlie, miscellaneous cash expenses?
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What exactly is that?
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I don't know.
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Go see a movie, buy a hot dog, stuff like that.
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It was $80,000 last year.
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Oh, that.
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That's women and gambling.
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Gun and gun.
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Great.
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Why don't I just shoot myself?
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You can't afford a gun.
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You know, I could lend you some money, Charlie.
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That's very sweet, Rose, but I don't really want to shoot myself.
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Charlie, the way I see it, you're either going to have to slash expenses or find the money to pay your bills someplace else.
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Okay.
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I'll borrow on the house.
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You've already got three mortgages.
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Is that a lot?
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Not if you have three houses.
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Let me ask you a tough question.
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What would you think about going to mom for a short-term loan?
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Hmm.
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Interesting idea.
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Hmm.
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I think I'd rather have a pack of hyenas tear out and devour my intestines.
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I know, I know.
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I can't afford hyenas.
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Morning, Berta.
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Need some help?
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Yeah.
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Come to my house and explain to my daughter that we don't put up bail for cute guys with Costa Rican passports.
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Morning.
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I got your groceries, Charlie.
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You owe me $74.
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Why didn't you just use my credit card?
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I tried.
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Funny story.
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My platinum card.
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Look what they did to my platinum card.
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They decapitated my holographic eagle.
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Yeah, yeah, that's sad.
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You owe me 74 bucks.
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Relax, I'll write you a check.
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Uh-uh.
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Bertha, I'm good for $74.
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Well, there's an assistant store manager with bad skin and a pair of scissors who begs to differ.
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Well, you obviously made a mistake.
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Leave it to me.
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I'll straighten it out.
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Alan, what do I do?
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Uh, call the bank that issued the card and figure out what's going on.
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Good idea.
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How do we get the number?
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It's usually on the back of the card.
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Okay, this may take a while. Are you sure?
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Okay, thanks.
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I don't believe it.
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None of my bills have been paid in four months.
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My credit is shot.
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All my cards are dead.
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Well, you don't have to worry about paying me this week, Charlie.
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Thank you, Berta.
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I'll just take this espresso maker and be on my way.
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Call me when things pick up.
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Hey.
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How's the jingle coming?
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The lyrics are fine.
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The music needs a little work.
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How's Jake?
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Oh, he'll be okay.
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I stayed over at the house a little while.
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We watched some movies.
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I made us some soup and a couple of sandwiches.
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And Judith suggested I take mine to go.
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Suggested?
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Well, she started my car and threw my sandwich in the back seat.
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That's rough.
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Listen, I'm afraid I got some more bad news for you.
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Oh, no. I forgot to bring Porky back.
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See, that's the thing.
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Nothing's bringing Porky back.
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What?
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Porky's dead?
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Buddy, buddy, buddy.
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That's all, folks.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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It's okay.
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We can get Jake another guinea pig.
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Jake will be fine.
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This is his fourth Porky in three years.
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He goes through them faster than shoes.
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This is about my life.
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Everything is going to hell.
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Okay, well, don't cry.
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We can still be friends.
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What?
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I'm sorry.
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It's the only thing I know to say when someone cries around here.
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I am so sorry, Porky.
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You just kept running around in your little cage trying to make everybody happy.
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And what do you get?
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You get dead.
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You do know the pig can't hear you, right?
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Don't you get it?
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I am the pig.
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Okay, okay.
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I'm just asking because your reaction doesn't seem very healthy to me.
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And what do you think would be healthy, Charlie?
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I don't know.
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Why don't we toss Porky in the ocean and go get bombed?
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How could you?
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How could you?
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Okay.
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Charlie, I'm telling you right now, I'm not gonna sleep with you tonight.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Where'd that come from?
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Buy you a couple of drinks, invite you back to my house, and all of a sudden you think I want to sleep with you?
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No. You mean you don't?
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Hey, we just met.
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Let's talk, get to know each other.
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If later down the road something happens, great.
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If not, we've each made a new friend. That is very sweet.
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Well, my mother raised me to be respectful of women, and I've always said, son of a bitch!
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What? That.
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That's what.
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Butterscotch candies?
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In about 30 seconds, they're gonna be butterscotch suppositories.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Well, we have a wild show today.
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Morning.
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Morning.
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Morning.
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I couldn't help but notice the guys from Goodwill hauling away Alan's hide-a-bed.
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Oh, yeah.
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He doesn't live here anymore.
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No kidding.
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Alan's gone?
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Yep.
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Wow.
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So you couldn't think for even a second that I might want to hide a bed? want to hide a bit?
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Sorry.
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You want some flowered towels?
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Pass.
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So what broke your two lovebirds up?
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He crossed a line.
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Must have been a big one.
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Very big.
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Was it money?
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Worse.
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A woman?
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Worse.
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What's worse than money in women?
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He bought an ugly bowl and put it on the front table.
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No. Then, when I told him to get rid of it, he filled it with candy and put it on the coffee table.
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Dear God.
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What kind of candy?
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Butterscotch.
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Mmm.
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I mean the son of a bitch.
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Are you making fun of me?
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I'm trying. So what?
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You think I should just let him.. just let him put a candy dish wherever he wants?
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No, you're right.
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He obviously had to go.
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He's an ungrateful parasite who overstepped his boundaries.
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Exactly.
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While you, on the other hand, are a completely reasonable man with no control issues whatsoever.
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I don't pay you to mock me.
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Charlie, you'd have to pay me not to.
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Tell the doctor that if I was a tree, the rash is predominantly around the mossy trunk area.
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But I'm starting to see some redness on the adjacent boulders.
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Oh, come on.
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Tree, two boulders?
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What part don't you understand?
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Okay, just have him call me.
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Heard from Jake?
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Nope.
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I'll call him at his mom's, see how school went.
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Alan, does this look infected to you?
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What?
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Oh!
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Get that away from me.
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I'm not asking you to tickle it.
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Just take a look.
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No, thank you.
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But you're a doctor.
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I'm a chiropractor.
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I work with vertebrae.
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And contrary to popular belief, there's not a single bone in the penis.
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Oh, hi, Judith.
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Uh, nothing.
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I was just talking to Charlie.
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Hey, is Jake home from school yet?
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No?
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Oh, okay.
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Well, I was just wondering how his first day went.
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Have him call me, okay?
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Thanks.
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Bye-bye.
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Huh.
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Hope he didn't wander under the bleachers during lunch hour.
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Ah, he's smarter than that.
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Smart?
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Charlie, he only got out of sixth grade because he couldn't fit in the desks anymore.
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Well, if you're that concerned, just call him on his cell.
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Good idea.
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Well, this is gonna be a sucky weekend.
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It's nice spending it with an 11-year-old who does nothing but complain.
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You mean me?
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No wonder they gotta write your name in your underwear.
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What am I supposed to do?
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Watch TV.
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There's nothing on.
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Play a video game.
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I played them all.
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Read a book.
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You're right.
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Who's the moron now?
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Okay.
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Here's a rainy day activity.
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There are 12 college basketball games on this weekend.
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Dial this number and ask for Coop.
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Tell him you're calling for Mr. Bo Jingles and write down everything he tells you.
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Do I get to make some of the picks this time?
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You got money?
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If you pay me what you owe me.
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You're getting an education here.
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That's priceless.
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What's going on?
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Just talking about picking colleges.
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I like Duke.
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Over Wake Forest?
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I got a hunch.
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You've got him thinking about college already?
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You're welcome Well, you don't have a fever I told you, he's fine, let's go Charlie,
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he threw up in your umbrella stand Did you miss that?
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So, Vegas is full of people who throw up They built that city on a sea of vomit I'm okay,
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I can go That's the spirit You really want to drive
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five hours through the desert with a puking kid in the back of your new Mercedes?
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He can stick his head out the window.
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Let the guy behind us worry about it.
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We're not going.
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Oh, come on.
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It's probably just something he ate.
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All right.
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What have you eaten in the last 24 hours?
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Well, let's see.
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Two bowls of Cocoa Puffs, a couple of blueberry Pop-Tarts, a bag of string cheese.
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That reminds me, we need more string cheese.
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Then for lunch, a Hot Pocket and a bagel bite.
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Then dinner, Fried chicken, mashed potatoes, and a bologna sandwich.
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Okay, it's not what he ate.
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Then for snack, I had a glass of tang and some Cheetos.
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That explains the orange vomit.
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It's probably some kind of stomach virus.
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Oh, please, I throw up all the time.
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It's just nature's way of saying, everybody out of the pool.
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I'm putting him to bed.
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Come on.
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They have beds in Vegas?
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What if he needs a doctor?
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They have doctors in Vegas?
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I bet if we looked around, we could find a casino with a hospital theme.
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You know, Caesar's Sinai or something?
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I'll get it.
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Hello?
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Hey, Mom.
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Fine.
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Nothing.
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Oh, yeah, I threw up an Uncle Charlie's umbrella stand, and we're going to Vegas.
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No!
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What kind of a father are you?
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Hey, I am a good father.
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The minute he threw up, I canceled the trip.
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But you were planning to take my 11-year-old child to Las Vegas.
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It's really a family town now.
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The mob hardly has any influence at all anymore.
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Oh, good, Charlie. That helps.
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When were you planning on telling me about this trip?
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What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, Mom.
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Oh, good, Jake. That helps.
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Honey, why don't you go lie down?
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Why?
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I'm fine.
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Uncle Charlie, is it too late to get our bets down with Coop?
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What bets?
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Who's Coop?
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Go lie down.
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You're delirious.
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Charlie, Charlie, come here.
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Say hello to your Uncle Charlie.
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Hey, Uncle Charlie.
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Hi, Jake.
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I can see you.
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I can see you too. So, what's new?
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How much?
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What's new with you?
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Nothing.
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Oh, wait, I Googled you, and you'll never guess what I found.
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Jake, are you in the bathtub?
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Yeah, got to go.
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No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, Jake, what are you talking about?
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What's he talking about?
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I don't know.
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but if you Google me, you'll find two pages that mention my San Fernando Valley Chiropractor of the Year award.
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That's nice.
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Get out of the way.
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Oh, uh, careful.
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There's, uh, there's another Alan J.
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Harper.
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Uh, he's a school bus driver, and he also makes these, uh, decorative pigs out of bleach bottles and pipe cleaners.
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I'm not Googling you.
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I'm Googling me.
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Hmm.
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Uh-oh.
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CharlieHarperSucks.com It's got to be a different Charlie Harper.
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Okay.
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I have a bad feeling.
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Oh, boy.
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Oh, man.
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Oh, crap.
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Are you still reading that thing?
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How can I not?
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It's an entire website devoted to trashing me.
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Listen to this.
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Has anybody had sex with Charlie where he actually bothered to take his socks off?
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It's just mean.
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I have bad circulation in my feet.
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They get cold.
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Check this out.
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Some girl posted audio off her answering machine.
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Hey, it's me.
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I just wanted to tell you I had a great time last night.
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I'm looking forward.
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Hello, Charlie.
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Yeah, hi.
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We weren't together last night.
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Uh, Allison?
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No, Beth.
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Thursday.
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I had a great time with you Thursday, and I thought that...
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Oh, Alan, what am I going to do?
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Every woman in the city can see this stuff.
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Every woman in the world.
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Oh, God.
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Well, you know what they say.
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Any publicity is.. good publicity.
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No, no, no, no. What I do requires secrecy.
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I need shadows and darkness.
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I'm like a magician.
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If everybody knows how I do it, it ceases to be entertaining.
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Frequently asked questions.
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Don't read that.
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Yeah, right.
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Okay, question.
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How long can you expect to date Charlie after you have sex with him?
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Answer.
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It depends how late you sleep the next morning.
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Oh, come on.
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This is funny.
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You're just too close to him.
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Is this the new Oshikuru Demon Samurai?
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Yeah.
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What are you doing with it?
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It's being turned into a Saturday morning cartoon, and they asked me to write the theme song.
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Awesome.
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Yeah?
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Want to hear what I got so far?
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Sure.
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So I'll be like the first kid in the world to hear this.
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Yep.
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Now, this is just a rough version, but you get an idea of the feel of it.
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Okay.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, Oshikuru.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, Oshikuru.
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My oh my, he's a demon samurai.
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Who's the guy who had to die?
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Oshikuru.
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Boy, that really blows.
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Excuse me?
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Did you even read the comic?
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Yeah, I looked it over.
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Oh, really?
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Oh, really?
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What's it about?
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Uh, it's about this guy named Yoshikuru who dies and comes back as a, what do you call it, samurai.
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And he's a demon.
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No, it's about a teenage boy in a futuristic society who's
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possessed by the tortured soul of a fetal Japanese warrior condemned to walk the earth fighting the evil he once embodied.
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So what's your point?
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He lives in a dark world.
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He battles the spirits of the damned.
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Your thing doesn't capture the mood at all.
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It just blows.
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OK, OK, you said blows already.
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Did I say big baby chunks?
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All right, fine.
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Thanks for your input.
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Now why don't you go read Lord of the Flies and let me do my job.
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Well, if your job is ruining a great comic book, you can call it a night.
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I heard that.
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Good.
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Hey, it's Arne.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, Oshikuru.
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Oh, oh, oh, Oshikuru.
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My, oh, my, he's a demon samurai.
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Who's the guy who had to die?
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Oshikuru.
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That's not what we wrote.
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That's your original sucky version.
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What can I tell you?
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A network like that one better.
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What are they, brain damaged?
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Welcome to show business, kid.
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I still think it's snappy.
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What are you doing?
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I'm working.
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You're not going to get much done with the TV on.
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What are you, my mother?
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Your mother's just at two?
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Listen, when you write music for a living, you have to wait for inspiration.
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Nope, not yet.
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Hey, Charlie.
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You want to come to the movies with us?
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He can't.
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He's working. On what?
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Liver failure?
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Wonderful.
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He's my mother, you're my doctor.
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Oh, I assume you finished reading Lord of the Flies for your book report?
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Uh-huh.
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Oh, good.
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How'd you like it?
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I thought it was a timeless American classic.
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I see.
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So tell me, what's it about?
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You mean the book?
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Yeah, the book.
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Um, it's called Lord of the Flies.
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And it's about a really big fly that all the other flies pray to.
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You thought he didn't read it.
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Oh, I was just joking.
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It's more like Charlotte's Web, but from the flies' point of view.
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Oh, Jake, you've had more than a week.
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Well, why didn't you read the book?
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Um, I've been waiting for inspiration.
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Atta boy.
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Okay.
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How's this for inspiration?
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We're not going to the movies, and you're not doing anything else until you finish reading that book.
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That's not fair.
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Of course it's fair.
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We had a deal, and you didn't keep your end of it.
508
Oh, so now two more likes to make a right?
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Bet you didn't see that one coming.
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Look, Jacob, you're really gonna like this book I like this book if you give it a chance.
511
It's about kids stranded on a deserted island.
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How'd they get stranded?
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Their plane crashes.
514
Oh, really?
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Then what happens?
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Well, one kid named Ralph becomes their leader and they form the society and...
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Just read the book.
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One big fly, huh?
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Hey, I took a shot.
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Honey, I'm home. In the kitchen.
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Kids okay?
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How's the beaver?
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Everybody's fine.
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How's Vegas?
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You know, the usual.
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How was your weekend?
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Pretty good.
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I met a girl.
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Did her name happen to be Gretchen?
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Yellow?
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That's an indelible marker, you know.
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I know.
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Don't worry, it'll come off in a few weeks.
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That's what I figured.
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Does she still have her little mustache?
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You know, down at the Russian front?
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I wouldn't know what she's got.
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I was blindfolded and hogtied.
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Right.
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Why are you wearing sunglasses?
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No reason.
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Why don't you take them off?
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Okay, fine.
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You might as well know.
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bar fight.
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Oh, no, what happened?
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Some bikers were giving a stripper a hard time, so I jumped in.
548
You're kidding.
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You know me, I can't stand to see a naked, high-heeled, glitter-covered ping-pong ball shooting a woman in distress.
550
Wow, that sounds very brave.
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Good for you.
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Thank you.
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Charlie?
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Yeah?
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If you're going to go with that story, you might want to ask mom to stop telling people you had your eyes done.
556
Damn.
557
The mummy strikes again.
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You know, it's actually not a bad look.
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Shame one guy had to ruin it for everybody.
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Are you sitting against a military school?
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No. Why would you think that?
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I don't know, 16 years of bargain pizza with fake cheese and Sam's Club vanilla wafers for dessert.
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I don't want to go to military school.
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No one's going to military school.
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But there is something we wanted to talk to you about.
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Here it comes.
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Relax.
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It's good news.
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Alan?
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All right.
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As you both know, Lindsay and I have been dating now for six months.
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Oh, man.
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Did he knock you up?
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No. Just be quiet and listen.
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Anyway, we've both grown very fond of each other during that time.
576
You are using protection, right?
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That's none of your business, but I'm glad you're paying attention in health class.
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But what I'm trying to say is that Lindsay and I have decided to live together.
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I don't think Uncle Charlie's gonna like that.
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He's never been real pleased that you and I moved in.
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No, no, no. We're gonna live at Lindsay's and Eldridge's house.
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But I stay here, right?
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No. When you're not at your mom's, you'll be with us.
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So I'm losing my weekend beach house?
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Yeah, but you're gaining a whole family.
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I'd rather have a weekend beach house.
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Wait, do I have to share my bathroom with him?
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Eldridge.
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What's wrong with sharing a bathroom with me?
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I like my privacy.
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Yeah, we all know what that's about.
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Jake!
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You're Mr. Whack-a-mole, not me.
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Yeah, well, at least I don't watch gay porn.
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That was a total accident!
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I don't want to live with him.
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Well, you don't have to worry about it, because I'm not going.
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Guys, guys, come on!
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No!
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Forget it.
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I mean, it's bad enough you're sleeping with this loser.
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Aldridge!
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Are you calling my dad a loser?
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You call him a loser all the time.
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He's my dad.
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I'm allowed.
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Well, Jake, technically you're not allowed.
608
Is it okay for me to call your mom what you call her?
609
What do you call me?
610
Okay, we've gotten off track here.
611
Who's ready for cupcakes?
612
Screw you and your cupcakes.
613
Yeah.
614
I'll just take one for later.
615
Hey!
616
Hey there.
617
Oh, there.
618
What are you doing?
619
Just thought I'd help you get a jump on the packet.
620
Oh.
621
Oh, well, you can unpack, because I'm not leaving.
622
What?
623
No. The boys just won't go along with it.
624
You're giving those two morons a vote?
625
It's too traumatic.
626
You know, turning their lives upside down. So?
627
Let them be traumatized.
628
That's the trouble with kids these days, not enough trauma.
629
Charlie, I'm sorry.
630
I know you were looking forward to having the house back to yourself, but it's just not going to happen.
631
Oh, it's going to happen.
632
As God is my witness and by all that's holy, it's going to happen.
633
Amen.
634
Keep packing.
635
He couldn't spell miscellaneous.
636
It's my life and my house.
637
I don't need your permission.
638
I don't care.
639
I'll just go live with Dad and Stephanie.
640
Oh, won't that be nice?
641
You'll be reunited with your old babysitter.
642
Excuse us.
643
Walk.
644
Dude.
645
Don't dude me.
646
I'm in no mood for dude.
647
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
648
Oh, God.
649
Dude.
650
Don't dude him, dude.
651
All right.
652
What's this I hear about you guys not wanting to live together?
653
I want my privacy and I think things are fine the way they are.
654
It was a rhetorical question.
655
I don't give a rat's ass.
656
Now, the happiness of your parents is at stake here.
657
So, we're gonna reason this out like adults in the interest of all involved.
658
Here's $500.
659
Split it up any way you want.
660
Nice.
661
And that's just a down payment.
662
There's an extra $100 in it for every month you keep my brother out of my house.
663
$100 a month?
664
That's like $1,000 a year.
665
Most.
666
Do we have a deal?
667
Deal.
668
Great.
669
I should write a book on parenting.
670
How are we supposed to split this?
671
I don't know, dude.
672
No matter how I figure it, there's gonna be one left over.
673
I'm never gonna drink again.
674
Quitter.
675
Charlie.
676
Oh, right.
677
Attaboy.
678
Here's your wastebasket.
679
I rinsed it out, but there are still some tiny chunks in the weave.
680
Maybe you could use your dad's water pick.
681
Give the kid a break, Berta.
682
He's hungover.
683
Oh, the poor dear.
684
Next time, tell your friends to puke out the window.
685
Want to know a surefire hangover cure?
686
Never stop drinking.
687
Charlie, let me finish.
688
Or never start in the first place.
689
See how I turn that around?
690
Bring it home, Dr. Cosby.
691
All right.
692
For starters, you and Eldridge stole a beer that did not belong to you.
693
That is not how I raised you.
694
Hey.
695
Hey.
696
Jake's friend show up?
697
Yeah, he's here.
698
When's he leaving?
699
I said he could spend the night.
700
Really?
701
Did you consider clearing it with me?
702
You would have said no to Jake having a friend over?
703
If you recall, seven years ago, I said no to having Jake over.
704
And yet, here he is.
705
So what's the point in asking?
706
Fine.
707
What do we know about the little drummer boy?
708
Not much.
709
Jake says he's one of the cool kids at school.
710
Why is he hanging out with Jake?
711
You're saying my son's not cool?
712
I'm saying your son got his tongue stuck to the freezer last weekend.
713
That could have happened to anybody.
714
Anybody who tried to pick up an Eskimo pie with their tongue.
715
His hands were full.
716
With a honey-baked ham.
717
Okay, so he's not cool and he eats a lot of crap
718
and his grades aren't the best and his personal hygiene is a little sketchy.
719
Is there a butt coming?
720
Butt?
721
He's my son.
722
And I love him.
723
What's so funny?
724
Mom says the same thing about you.
725
Really?
726
Mom says she loves me?
727
Hey, Charles.
728
So when you say a bunch of you stayed to clean up, how many are you talking about?
729
I don't know.
730
A couple.
731
Uh-huh.
732
You know, technically, a couple is two.
733
So are you saying there were two people in addition to you and Brad or just you and Brad?
734
What are you getting at?
735
Nothing.
736
Just trying to get an accurate head count.
737
You could have come with me, you know.
738
I know.
739
It'd be nice for us to do some things together once in a while.
740
We'd do plenty of things together.
741
Besides sex.
742
Oh.
743
When Brad's wife was alive, they played tennis every day.
744
Probably what killed her.
745
She was hit by a car.
746
Maybe she was chasing a tennis ball.
747
You know, like a dog.
748
You throw it, you run after it, even if there's traffic.
749
Goofy dogs.
750
What the hell is that?
751
Two guys in a cage beating the snot out of each other.
752
I can't believe I wasted so many years watching cartoons.
753
Turn it down.
754
Hi, Captain Douche.
755
We need to talk about Brad.
756
No, no, we don't.
757
I'm sorry.
758
I trust you, and I was totally and completely wrong to think there might be something going on between you two.
759
Thank you for that.
760
You're welcome.
761
Okay, let's go home.
762
Hold on, I do have a confession to make.
763
Oh, this is never good.
764
The reason I got so upset by the things you said was because, well, you kind of touched a nerve.
765
Yeah, I do that.
766
I'm a nerve toucher.
767
Runs in the family.
768
Okay, well, confession's over.
769
You forgive me, I forgive you.
770
Let's go home.
771
I'm not done.
772
Ah, crap.
773
Thing is, I was kind of attracted to Brad.
774
He's a great guy, and we have a lot in common.
775
and he loves his family and really cares about his friends and his community.
776
I'm taking from your tone that stuff's important to you.
777
Yes, Charlie, it's important to me.
778
Okay.
779
Did you and Brad do anything other than talk?
780
Of course not.
781
Nothing's happened.
782
Oh, thank God.
783
But while I do love you, I need to know you care as much as I do.
784
I do.
785
You say that, but are you willing to really work on our relationship?
786
Of course I am.
787
We can start doing things together, community things.
788
You know, with the kids that are poor and the old people that fall and can't get up.
789
What about your family?
790
I'll get a new family.
791
I'm telling you, I can change.
792
I can be a better man.
793
The man you want me to be.
794
And I promise you...
795
Excuse me.
796
Oh, my God!
797
I'm so, so sorry.
798
You threw up on my baby.
799
Anyway, to be fair, I don't think the carrots were mine.
800
Get away from him, pig!
801
I'm sorry.
802
I'm sorry.
803
Cute kid.
804
Chels?
805
I just
806
got a call from Chelsea.
807
Yeah?
808
She said she wants to postpone the wedding.
809
I know.
810
I'm sorry.
811
Thanks.
812
Believe it or not, I do love you.
813
And I hate to see you hurt.
814
Yeah, well, I guess I kind of had it coming. But you tried.
815
I did.
816
I just have one question.
817
What's that?
818
Did you really vomit on a baby?
819
Don't beat yourself up too much.
820
We've all done that.
821
You're kidding.
822
Of course, most of us do it on our own babies.
823
Hey, Jake, what's this, a phone message?
824
Yeah, some lady called for you. Who?
825
I can't read your writing.
826
You're a big, selfish jerk.
827
Okay, I know who this is.
828
Amy.
829
Probably Amy.
830
Yep, Amy.
831
She wants you to call her back.
832
Yeah, that'll happen.
833
Why not?
834
Because I never said I'd call her back.
835
Remember this, Jake.
836
Never make promises to women that you don't intend to keep.
837
And you know how you do that?
838
Always keep my promises?
839
That might work.
840
A better way is never make promises.
841
What happens if Amy calls again?
842
Okay, I'm glad you asked that.
843
When the phone rings in Uncle Charlie's house, we don't just willy-nilly pick up the receiver and answer it.
844
No. What we do is we check the caller ID and only pick up if we want to talk to that person.
845
Like Mom? That depends.
846
Your mom?
847
Yes.
848
My mom?
849
No. How come you don't want to talk to your mom?
850
I'll tell you all about that when you're old enough to drink.
851
What if I want to talk to your mom?
852
Okay.
853
That kind of attitude is going to break down the whole system.
854
I really want to apologize for putting you through this.
855
I was wrong to blame you for my unhappiness.
856
No, no need to apologize.
857
What's important is that we're here and we're working on our marriage.
858
You look great, by the way.
859
Must be all the extra oxygen they pump into the casinos.
860
Alan.
861
And you were right.
862
I see now that the time apart did us both a lot of good.
863
I know I've grown.
864
I am not that suffocating guy you threw out of the house four and a half days ago.
865
Let me tell you that.
866
Alan.
867
And Jake's doing fine.
868
I know you were concerned about him being around my brother, but it turns out Charlie's great with kids.
869
All right.
870
Last card.
871
Down and dirty.
872
King's bet.
873
Dollar.
874
I'm in. In.
875
I'll see the dollar and raise it five.
876
You raised five dollars on that?
877
I call five dollars.
878
Queens, full of nines.
879
Hey, kid, don't you know what a full house is?
880
Yeah, and I'll also know what a psych-out is.
881
I love this boy.
882
And I think that we're going to look back on this as a new beginning for our marriage, a rebirth, a renaissance, if you will.
883
Alan, I think I'm gay.
884
All right.
885
We'll make a list.
886
On one side, we'll put gay stuff.
887
I'll see you and raise you 20.
888
Think he's got you, pal?
889
He's bluffing.
890
He always pulls his ear on your buffs.
891
By the mighty mouse, you win.
892
Take him down.
893
Call you.
894
I hate this kid.
895
What the hell is going on here?
896
You said hell.
897
Throw a dollar in the pot.
898
What?
899
Hey, we all had to.
900
Charlie, may I speak with you privately, please? Who steals it?
901
Jake, go to bed!
902
I'm out.
903
Hey, where have you guys been?
904
Van Nuys.
905
What were you doing in Van Nuys?
906
That's where the jail is.
907
What?
908
I got arrested.
909
You're kidding.
910
What for?
911
Apparently I ran a red light at 64 miles an hour.
912
And I was in the passenger seat.
913
Yes, I was driving, therefore you were in the passenger your seat.
914
Anyway, it turns out I had a couple of unpaid parking tickets.
915
17. Thank you.
916
They arrested you for unpaid parking tickets?
917
Well, there was also a bench warrant when I didn't show up in court.
918
Well, how could you not show up in court?
919
Don't they send you a summons?
920
Lots of them, but I threw them away.
921
I thought they were for jury duty.
922
Long story short, when I didn't show up, they suspended my license.
923
And I was in the passenger seat.
924
So you were driving with a suspended license?
925
Only for a couple of years.
926
Luckily, though, my license was fine, so when they took them to the police station, I followed in the Mercedes.
927
By the way, I reset all your radio stations to good stuff.
928
I'd like to be alone now, Jake.
929
Understandable.
930
You've been through a lot.
931
By the way, if you need anyone to drive you to the movies, with a mall or a strip club, I'm available.
932
Appreciate it.
933
And you can just relax in the passenger seat, like I did earlier today.
934
Get out!
935
All right.
936
I put Jake to bed, I folded the laundry, I put the groceries away.
937
The guilt thing doesn't work on me, Alan.
938
Yeah, well, that's all I got.
939
I'll be back in a little while.
940
Where are you going?
941
Oh, I have to bring the garbage cans back in.
942
Today wasn't garbage day.
943
Oh, no, not here, at Judith's. At Judith's?
944
Alan, your wife threw you out.
945
Yeah, well, that doesn't mean she doesn't need me.
946
Yeah, it kind of does.
947
Well, look, we're still married.
948
It's still my house, and she still counts on me to do a few chores.
949
It's good.
950
It leaves the door open for, you know, reconciliation.
951
I see.
952
So how do you lift those garbage cans without a spine?
953
They're on wheels.
954
What are you watching?
955
I'm watching a movie.
956
And you're not supposed to be watching anything.
957
Oh, yeah.
958
Is that guy a good guy or a bad guy?
959
Good guy.
960
And you're not supposed to be watching TV.
961
I know. Is that his girlfriend?
962
Ex-girlfriend.
963
But he still loves her, right?
964
I'm not gonna walk you through the whole movie.
965
I think so.
966
Go to bed, Jake.
967
Okay.
968
Who's that guy?
969
That's the guy who's in jail with and told him where the money was hidden.
970
Oh, right.
971
Hey, you're being punished.
972
No TV.
973
I know.
974
What the hell is going on?
975
Jake?
976
Mike.
977
Hey, I'm watching that.
978
What part of no TV didn't you understand?
979
Oh, man.
980
Shoo?
981
Meep, meep.
982
Jake.
983
Jake.
984
It was on when I came in.
985
Yeah, right.
986
What did I tell you about leaving juice boxes on my piano?
987
How do you know it's mine?
988
Oh, come on.
989
Who else around here drinks Transylvania Goofy Juice?
990
Good point. And another thing.
991
Were you on the deck feeding the seagulls again?
992
Sorry, I forgot.
993
Okay.
994
We need to talk.
995
Love you, Uncle Charlie.
996
Look, we don't feed the seagulls because you can't get rid of them.
997
And we don't leave the doors and windows open because we get all kinds of bugs and crap flying in the house.
998
Okay.
999
No, no, no. Don't just say okay.
1000
This is not the grown-up telling the kid what to do.
1001
This is just two guys agreeing how to live together.
1002
Are we cool?
1003
Yeah, cool.
1004
Jake?
1005
What you got there?
1006
Just a little bread.
1007
Please tell me you're not feeding the seagulls again again okay
1008
did you let another one of those big flappy bastards in
1009
the house you have to put it on a drawer jar
1010
you some bastards smart poke the bear I'm telling you Jake this is the last yikes
1011
I got to get Gail out of here before I do something I'm going to regret.
1012
You know, after I thoroughly enjoy it.
1013
Just tell her to leave.
1014
I can't do that.
1015
She's Chelsea's best friend.
1016
They were college roommates.
1017
Really?
1018
You think they experimented?
1019
Oh, yeah.
1020
I gotta figure out a way to get Gail to leave on her own.
1021
You got the perfect tool for the job.
1022
What are you talking about?
1023
The one tool that's guaranteed to drive any woman out of your house.
1024
Hello.
1025
Oh, look.
1026
It's an Allen wrench.
1027
What was that about?
1028
Nothing.
1029
Nothing.
1030
I was just telling Berta that maybe I was wrong about you not having a shot with Gail.
1031
Why?
1032
Did she say something?
1033
Did she ask about me?
1034
Uh-oh.
1035
Charlie.
1036
Charlie!
1037
No way, Alan.
1038
I really think you need to wake up now.
1039
Shh.
1040
Chelsea's sleeping.
1041
Perhaps, but not here.
1042
What the hell is your problem?
1043
Oh, dear.
1044
What happened?
1045
I don't know.
1046
Who is she?
1047
I don't know.
1048
What the hell do you know, Ellen?
1049
I know.
1050
We're in a strange woman's bed.
1051
Together.
1052
Make it.
1053
Let's get the hell out of here.
1054
Good idea. Do you remember anything?
1055
I remember we were in Pavlov's.
1056
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1057
You were hitting on some chick.
1058
Guess it worked.
1059
Hey, I don't remember how I did it.
1060
Ellen, focus.
1061
Okay, right, right.
1062
I think there was something about a trailer in Sun Valley. Are we in Idaho?
1063
No mountains, no snow.
1064
Why are you wearing my underwear?
1065
Why are you wearing mine?
1066
Oh, boy.
1067
Let's just go.
1068
Should we leave her a little note?
1069
What?
1070
You know, thank you.
1071
Maybe my phone number.
1072
Are you crazy?
1073
Just keep moving.
1074
But she's cute, and I'm gonna need a plus one for your wedding.
1075
Oh, my God, my wedding.
1076
You're right.
1077
It could be awkward.
1078
You are a misogynist.
1079
You are a mistake.
1080
You are a...
1081
What are we up to?
1082
N. Thank you.
1083
Uh, you are a necrophiliac.
1084
She was drunk, not dead.
1085
I challenge.
1086
Okay, fine.
1087
You're a narcissist.
1088
Better.
1089
You are a Nancy boy.
1090
You are old.
1091
You are odd.
1092
...ly shaped.
1093
Hang on.
1094
You are a parasite.
1095
Not your turn.
1096
Hello?
1097
Oh, hey, Judith, what's up?
1098
What do you mean, what happened with Jake?
1099
We had a nice weekend.
1100
Well, we went driving to the movies, um, ice cream?
1101
Quack, rectal, suck one.
1102
I never got my pee.
1103
All you do is pee.
1104
What?
1105
What?
1106
Nothing.
1107
Little word game.
1108
You know, exercise the brain.
1109
Twit!
1110
Turd burglar!
1111
Judith, I don't know what Jake's problem is.
1112
We had a terrific weekend.
1113
Huh.
1114
Jake says he doesn't want to come here anymore.
1115
Really?
1116
Why?
1117
No. Did he say why?
1118
Charlie and I don't bicker.
1119
I mean, no more than any other couple. Of guys.
1120
Right?
1121
Right.
1122
Oh, oh, oh, you are a eunuch.
1123
That's E, not U.
1124
Learn to spell useless.
1125
Look, I don't know what to tell you.
1126
He's a teenager.
1127
He'll get over it.
1128
Okay.
1129
Okay.
1130
Bye-bye.
1131
Well, I hope you're happy.
1132
I haven't been happy in seven years.
1133
For your information, I will not have been here seven years until next fall.
1134
Oh, good to know.
1135
I circled the date on the calendar so I know when to hang myself.
1136
Ha-ha, funny.
1137
It's because of you.
1138
Jake doesn't want to come here anymore.
1139
Great.
1140
Tell me what I did so I can do it to you.
1141
You are such a...
1142
What are we up to?
1143
The varmint!
1144
You are a varmint.
1145
Yeah, well...
1146
You are a vagina.
1147
You're calling me a vagina?
1148
No, no, no, no, no. No, that's too good for you.
1149
What you are is...
1150
vagina-adjacent.
1151
You know, for some women, this could be considered a hostile work environment.
1152
Uncle Charlie?
1153
What?
1154
You hungry?
1155
Because if you are, we could go get something to eat. And I'll even drive.
1156
Jake, I'm sleeping.
1157
Okay.
1158
You know, you can nap in the car.
1159
I just gotta have an adult with me.
1160
They don't have to be conscious.
1161
I'm not hungry.
1162
Okay, fine.
1163
You wanna go see a movie?
1164
Because if you do...
1165
Maybe after your nap.
1166
Oh, crap.
1167
Now I'm awake.
1168
Great.
1169
You hungry?
1170
Can't I at least back it out?
1171
No. Come on.
1172
Nothing's gonna happen.
1173
Look, you want to eat or not?
1174
Fine.
1175
What if we went to an empty parking lot?
1176
Could I drive it then?
1177
Damn it, Jake.
1178
How many times I gotta tell you?
1179
What the hell was that?
1180
I don't know.
1181
Sounds like you ran over a cat.

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บทเรียนฝึกพูดนี้ใช้วิดีโอ “Supercut: Charlie and Jake Get Into Trouble” เป็นสื่อ วิดีโอนี้มี 998 ประโยค และ 6751 คำ สำหรับฝึกพูดตาม ช่วงที่มีเสียงพูดยาว 52:14 ผู้พูดพูดด้วยความเร็วสม่ำเสมอ ประมาณ 129 คำต่อนาที เหมาะกับการฝึกพูดตาม มีเพียง 81% ของคำที่อยู่ใน 3,000 คำที่ใช้บ่อยที่สุดในภาษาอังกฤษ คำศัพท์จึงค่อนข้างยาก จากทั้งหมด 998 ประโยค มี 213 ประโยคเป็นคำถาม จึงเหมาะสำหรับฝึกน้ำเสียงประโยคคำถามและการตอบสั้น ๆ

คำศัพท์สำคัญในวิดีโอนี้

คำที่ควรเรียนรู้ 15 คำจากวิดีโอ พร้อมคำอ่านและความหมาย:

คำศัพท์คำอ่านความหมาย
hungry คำคุณศัพท์/ˈhʌŋ.ɡɹi/หิว, ท้องเลว
passenger คำนาม/ˈpæs.ɪn.d͡ʒɚ/ผู้โดยสาร
demon คำนาม/ˈdiː.mən/มาร, ปิศาจ
samurai คำนาม/ˈsæməˌɹaɪ/ซามูไร
honey คำนาม/ˈhʌni/น้ำผึ้ง
candy คำนาม/ˈkæn.di/ขนม, ขนมหวาน
relax คำกริยา/ɹɪˈlæks/ผ่อนคลาย
garbage คำนาม/ˈɡɑɹ.bɪd͡ʒ/กาก, ขยะ
vagina คำนาม/vəˈdʒaɪ.nə/ช่องคลอด, โยนี
vomit คำกริยา/ˈvɑmɪt/อาเจียน, อ้วก
mood คำนาม/muːd/อารมณ์, ใจ
naked คำคุณศัพท์/ˈneɪkɪd/ล่อนจ้อน, โล้งโต้ง
solve คำกริยา/sɒlv/แก้, แก้ไข
deck คำนาม/ˈdɛk/ดาดฟ้า
string คำนาม/stɹɪŋ/ด้าย, เชือก

กริยาวลีที่คุณจะได้ยิน

คำศัพท์ความหมาย
pick up คำกริยายก, หยิบ
lie down คำกริยานอน
show up คำกริยาโผล่
come back คำกริยากลับมา
get up คำกริยาลุก

ประโยคที่ควรฝึกพูดซ้ำ

ประโยคสั้น ๆ ที่สมบูรณ์จากวิดีโอ ซึ่งนำไปใช้ในบทสนทนาประจำวันได้:

  • Why don't I just shoot myself?
  • Why don't you take them off?
  • You're saying my son's not cool?
  • Don't they send you a summons?
  • How do you know it's mine?

ไวยากรณ์ในวิดีโอนี้

โครงสร้างที่ผู้พูดใช้บ่อยที่สุด พร้อมคำพูดจริงจากวิดีโอ:

โครงสร้างในวิดีโอ
Present perfect continuous have/has been + -ing — การกระทำที่เริ่มก่อนหน้านี้และยังดำเนินอยู่I've been waiting · have been dating
Present perfect have/has + กริยาช่อง 3 — เหตุการณ์ในอดีตที่ยังเกี่ยวข้องกับปัจจุบันI've known · have been paid · I've always said
Passive voice be + กริยาช่อง 3 — เน้นสิ่งที่เกิดขึ้น ไม่ใช่ผู้กระทำhave been paid · is shot · being turned
Relative clauses who / which + อนุประโยค — ข้อมูลเพิ่มเติมเกี่ยวกับคนหรือสิ่งของpeople who throw · guy who had · Anybody who tried

การออกเสียงที่ควรระวัง

ผู้พูดใช้รูปย่อและรูปลดเสียง 267 ครั้ง เช่น I'm, don't, you're ให้พูดแบบสั้นตามที่ได้ยิน

  • เสียง “th”: sixth /sɪksθ/, thoroughly /ˈθʌɹ.ə.li/
  • เสียง “sh” และ “zh”: inspiration /ˌɪn.spɪˈɹeɪ.ʃən/, capture /ˈkæp.(t)ʃɚ/, substantial /səbˈstænʃəl/, shoe /ˈʃu/, dish /dɪʃ/
  • คำยาว — ลงเสียงหนักให้ถูกพยางค์: inspiration /ˌɪn.spɪˈɹeɪ.ʃən/, apologize /əˈpɑləˌd͡ʒaɪz/, technically /ˈtɛk.nɪˌkəl.i/, publicity /pʌbˈlɪsɪti/, chiropractor /ˈkaɪ.ɹəˌpɹæk.tə(ɹ)/

เสียงที่คนไทยมักออกเสียงยาก:

  • เสียงท้ายคำ — ออกเสียงให้ครบ ไม่เปลี่ยนเป็นตัวสะกดแบบไทย: relax /ɹɪˈlæks/, expense /ɪkˈspɛns/, garbage /ˈɡɑɹ.bɪd͡ʒ/, solve /sɒlv/, spell /spɛl/
  • /v/ — ไม่ใช่ /w/ ให้ฟันบนแตะริมฝีปากล่าง: vagina /vəˈdʒaɪ.nə/, vomit /ˈvɑmɪt/, solve /sɒlv/, privacy /ˈpɹaɪ.və.si/, forgive /fɚˈɡɪv/
  • /z/ — เสียงก้อง ไม่ใช่ /s/: loser /luzɚ/, apologize /əˈpɑləˌd͡ʒaɪz/, groceries /ˈɡɹoʊ.s(ə.)ɹiz/, desert /ˈdɛz.ɚt/

วิธีฝึกกับวิดีโอนี้

  1. ฟังวิดีโอให้จบหนึ่งรอบโดยยังไม่ต้องพูด แล้วจดคำที่ยังไม่รู้จัก
  2. พูดตามทีละประโยคด้วยความเร็วปกติ ทำซ้ำแต่ละประโยคจนจังหวะของคุณตรงกับผู้พูด
  3. อัดเสียงตัวเองแล้วเทียบกับต้นฉบับ โดยสังเกตคำอย่าง hungry, passenger, demon เป็นพิเศษ

เทคนิค Shadowing คืออะไร?

Shadowing เป็นเทคนิคการเรียนรู้ภาษาที่ได้รับการรับรองทางวิทยาศาสตร์ พัฒนาขึ้นสำหรับการฝึกนักแปลมืออาชีพ วิธีการนี้เรียบง่ายแต่ทรงพลัง: คุณฟังเสียงภาษาอังกฤษจากเจ้าของภาษาและพูดตามทันที — เหมือนเงาที่ตามผู้พูดด้วยช่วงเวลาห่าง 1-2 วินาที การวิจัยแสดงว่าเทคนิคนี้ปรับปรุงความแม่นยำในการออกเสียง ทำนองเสียง จังหวะ การเชื่อมเสียง การฟังเข้าใจ และความคล่องแคล่วในการพูดได้อย่างมีนัยสำคัญ

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