跟讀練習: How I Tricked The Entire Internet - 通過影片學習英語口語

This is Marlo, Minecraft's best player, and this is Marlo's handcam video to prove that she is not hacking.

But what if I told you I lied.

This is just some random actor I hired.

And this is just some guy called Danger Mario who completely altered the tears and faked his way to success.

So, I'm gonna do the exact same thing.

But how am I gonna do this?

Well, first, I'll need an alt account to do this on.

So, introducing Dreaming Arrow.

But why this name?

Well, just give the letters a little mix around and you get Danger Mario. be believable.

But how am I even gonna convince everyone that I'm good?

Cause everyone knows that I'm rubbish at the game.

And everybody knows that hacking is bad.

So what could I actually do?

I need someone who's insanely good at the game to make people even believe that this is real.

But who could I get?

Meet Kirby, the best current Crystal player who got high tier one without having to cheat.

And I was just gonna get him to play on the account.

Because you know, alting is such a foolproof plan.

But to make this believable, I would need to do three things.

First, I would need to get tier Second, I would need to post videos on the account to get the account more well known.

And third, I need to do whatever to fuck this one.

So I decided to start off with getting the account tier test.

And yes, this isn't a fake tier list.

I can't be doing it on the main one.

Kirby doesn't need an alt to get the highest tier.

Hey, all I'm gonna say bro, I haven't played Eval in a minute bro.

So like if I'm asked, don't, don't, don't, don't fuck him, alright?

Bro, let's see this, let's see this.

That's one right there!

That's one right there!

Haha!

Wait.

No, no, no. Let's go.

Woah.

WLOW TIER 3!

Oh my god!

Kirby had gotten low tier 3 just like that.

But nobody would believe that we are the next Marlo at low tier 3.

We would have to keep pushing for the higher tiers.

And that's exactly what we did.

- It's the same.

- It's the same.

There you go.

Beat the shit out of - Yeah!

2 -1.

Damn.

Kirby was speedrunning this as we had just gotten a high tier 3.

But, Abdullah wanted to fight us again for our low tier 2 test.

So, we knew we could speedrun and become the highest tier as fast as possible.

Also, real quick, you guys should check if you're subscribed to Marlow.

Because, damn, we differed in size.

And, if you're subscribed to him, then you guys should defo subscribe to me.

Because, at least I tell you guys what I ought to tell us.

And I'm trying to hit 100 ,000 subscribers

so I would really appreciate it if you guys could take the time to subscribe to me.

But now we actually have to do our low tier 2 fights as this is where people really start to notice you.

So we need to beat two more high tier 3s and two low tier 2s.

And make sure to keep watching as this gets insanely funny.

Holy crystal.

I guess I guess oh yeah, okay, don't you fucking for a hook of the ad forfeited meaning

that we had automatically won and our next boy didn't even realize

that he still His voice shot turned on yo is getting low tier 2 really this easy

Holy shit!

Oh no!

There's no -

oh shit my bad bro

but after a few more extremely fair fights we have gotten

low tier 2 hey shout out to my boy steve pop though for getting around no

but now it was time to do something

that i've never done before on the channel to get high

tier 2 this is where things are going to get a lot harder Bye.

Yeeeahhhh...

Why am I lying?

It's Kirby.

Oh, what the fuck?

GG's!

Come on, 4 -0 picks for us!

4 -0!

We - yes we had gotten high tier 2!

Kirby had genuinely 4 -0'd everybody on the tier list!

Except Steve Pop.

Tier 1.

And to get tier 1, we only have to fight another high tier 2.

I don't really know why, I don't understand any of this tierless stuff.

Oh no man, I lost a round bro.

Yeah!

You're left again.

We had done it.

We had actually gotten tier one.

But were we gonna stop there?

No. It was time to do it all.

We were gonna try to get a high tier one.

And Jock got promoted to high tier one, so we had to fight him again.

Yeah, I don't really know how that works since Kirby already beat him 4 -1.

But fuck it, we balled.

How is he not dead, bro?

Where's the eggs?

I don't want to get fucking mace mid -air, bro.

No!

You died?

Oh, you died?

You died?

There you go.

Oh, you killed him!

Yeah?

Oh, never mind.

I'm gonna be quiet.

Yes!

Yes!

Holy fuck, no, you're actually making this way more close than it has to be, but I'm stressed.

I'm stressed.

I'm stressed.

No!

Bro!

This is so corny bro.

He's cleaning the ditch, right?

No!

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that we had gotten from the fights and drew a random song over at Cold Marl.

You know, just as a little easter egg.

So, all that was left to do was to post a video.

Now listen, I'd be lying if I said the montage didn't flop straight away.

But, that's when I rang up my boys Serves and Lapisperre, and they agreed to create their own videos on the montage.

And oh my days, this worked so much better than I ever thought it would.

Who is dreaming our own, bro?

"Handermario coming back under a new identity." Yeah, bro, nah, that's it, that's the one, that's the one.

That's actually tough as fuck.

Kirby is Kirby on an old account.

See this?

DreamHero, if you reorganize the letters, it says "Dingeral." How the fuck did the video get 14 ,000 views?

Probably just Marlowe's name would count.

It's just, um, we decide, disguise this role again.

Dreaming Ario.

I mean, Dreaming Aro.

Yeah, bro.

So, this is definitely Kirby.

The account was actually popping up.

And we had hit a thousand subscribers.

How the actual fuck?

There was ones who knew it was Kirby, and there was a lot of people who knew it was Kirby.

There was ones who thought this was the second coming of Marlo.

There was ones who for some reason believed that this was a real girl.

So do we never learn?

And then there was, well, this shit.

But I knew I had to throw people off the scent of it being Kirby.

And Loki, I sure did throw some more.

So I decided to complete the last step of the plan and completely replicate what Marlo did.

Get in the camera shot get the cover shit Holy fuck!

Holy fuck!

Holy fuck!

Oh that works so well!

Yes, I bought my boy its Blink a wig for him to pretend to be a girl.

I know it's weird, okay?

I'm just an average Minecraft YouTuber, what can I say?

Yo, that's a joke, okay?

Please don't cancel me.

But, I wanted to recreate Marlo's infamous handcam video.

And, I can't lie, in ours, the footage wasn't even gonna match up with the screen.

Because I can't lie, if people still believe this, yo, I don't even know what to say anymore.

What's up danger for spider -man over it cuz that's just funny as fuck

because it's been like a day since I posted this video as 5 .6k views

and I can't like the reactions of being the funniest things

I've ever seen well everyone's just talking about the handcam on the screen Yo, I told you it's not even match bro.

People are still saying this is Kirby so um, I No people think this is Kirby in a wig.

Bro even got someone to make this song.

It was this guy stu - Now you would think with the montage

and the hand cam video being posted that this was done.

But oh no. There was one final bit that I wanted to recreate.

The AI test.

So I got my good friend Eddie to recreate what he did with Marlow.

And dubbed over it's Blake's voice with AI.

And I got him like this shit was hilarious.

Hear me out, hear me out, do, re, mi, fa, le, fa, so, le, fa, le.

No, bro, that's not it.

I swear to God, I'm not even trying to convince people this is real anymore.

This is just fucking funny.

But now it was time to upload it to YouTube.

And I low -key just completely copied Marlo's video because why not?

And all I had to do now was to wait and see people's reaction.

And let me say, you guys did not disappoint.

These were some of the funniest reactions I've ever seen.

It was it's Blake in a week

and others for some reason I was Kirby in the way had some people were just sitting back

and Loki just Enjoyed the entertainment because this is extremely funny

so I had successfully completed the three -step plan and replicated everything

that Marlowe has done I never everything not a single person knew as me except manis.

Oh fuck you I don't know how you called it.

So I guess I could say I successfully filled the internet I listen

if the real danger Mario is watching this video

and you're down to have some fun hit me up on discord because I love you

subscribe it's free and it would mean a lot as i'm trying to get 100 000 subscribers

and the more subs we get the more dumb ideas like

this i can do danger barrio hit me up bro you have me added you have me added