Pratique du Shadowing: I Opened A FAKE Apple Store - Apprendre l'anglais à l'oral avec la vidéo
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This is the Apple Store, and this is a fake Apple Store
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that I opened 100 meters down the road just so I could give away free iPhones, free iPads and more. But why?
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Because Apple prices have gone up so much over the years and their iPhones aren't even changing anymore.
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Even their co-founder agrees with me, so someone needs to take a stand to stop this.
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So I'm taking one for the team and taking on my old employer, Apple, and I'm going to force them to bring their prices down.
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How?
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By buying tons of Apple products
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and giving them away for free in my own store to give back to my people of London.
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But if I'm giving away Apple products for free, I'm not trying to get sued.
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So I have to make sure everyone knows I'm not Apple.
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So I'm gonna call our store, Not Apple.
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Smart, right?
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And you know I had to sneak the greatest movement of all time in there.
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N-D-L.
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I then found a store that was not only suitable, but right next door to the most famous Apple store in the country.
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Oh my.
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Look at this, man.
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It looks sick.
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And then I turned it into a masterpiece.
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Yo, this is that!
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This is that!
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Our own Apple store for the day!
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And what a day it will be for our lucky customers.
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They will walk into our incredible Not Apple store
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and see some of our top of the range Not iPhones on display
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and our incredible branding where we throw shade at our competitor.
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And then there's the wheel where customers will get an opportunity
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of getting whatever Not Apple product they land on for free
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and steering the wheel is the great Steve Jobless founder of this establishment.
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What a man!
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Then we have our genius bar in the back
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which is managed by Tim Kuk where some customers will get an opportunity to win more products.
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And finally downstairs we have our stock
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and as you can probably guess this was ridiculously expensive
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so this business plan will either run Apple out of business or make me bank money. Or both.
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But enough time wasting I briefed my employees and we were all hyped up to go.
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So this is the Apple Store,
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no sorry, this is the not Apple Store presented to you by Steve Jobless and gang.
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Let's find our first customer.
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Excuse me sir, can you come into my shop?
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No. We're giving away three phones, three everything.
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I've got two iPhones but that's got another four.
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I'll give you five.
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Hey man, would you like to come into our store?
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We've got a whole basement in there, a lot of people in that basement.
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I'm offering something for free a free Apple product no matter
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what what does it involve well maybe come with me and find out hmm bruh everyone welcome our newest customer
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there's no need to be shy we're just a whole bunch of people in a room
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and we could jump you at any time all you have
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to do is spin the wheel you can do it my
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friend okay that's a good spin oh what's it gonna be Apple Surprise!
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That's the best one!
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It's the best one!
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Yes!
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Yes!
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What's your name?
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Marcelo.
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Marcelo!
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It's an apple!
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Yes!
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Come on!
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Yes!
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Our first Apple Surprise of the day, and as you can probably tell, we're going to be giving away a lot of apples.
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What's this?
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It's not apple.
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Take a spin at the wheel and you can get whatever you want.
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I don't even know what this is, but I don't want this.
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Yeah, because you're not a genius.
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You're schmuck.
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So how about you spin the wheel and just go straight for it.
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Go go go Let's go schmuck Let's go I'm not iPhone
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This is craziness There we go This is true Well done,
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well done I like you I like you too schmuck Customer satisfaction was high
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but the public was still confused because people had absolutely no idea what was going on.
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How are we doing?
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I was just wondering what was going on.
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This is not Apple, they're everywhere.
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You've never seen one?
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No. The first time.
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Is it better than Apple?
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Of course it is, you want to find out?
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Let's go.
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No way.
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Oh god.
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I can't believe this man.
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It's real.
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It's real.
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It's real.
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Double Apple.
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Whoa.
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Some people were over the moon with their apples.
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It's the Apple Lego!
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It's the Apple Lego!
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Some people got three AirPods and just didn't care.
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They're not AirPods.
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Wow.
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Cool.
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Have a nice day.
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That's it?
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Yep.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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We were given away tens of thousands of pounds of free stuff yet business was still slow.
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Which means I needed to come up with a plan to bring more people in.
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I was expecting us to be packed right now and all of you are doing an awful job attracting customers.
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We're still empty.
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We're not a success yet.
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So I'm going to have to take this into my own hands.
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I'm going to the Apple Store to steal their customers.
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Alright?
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Anything you want to say, mate?
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Let's do this.
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Better.
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Alright, let's do this.
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So I went to steal them from the Apple Store.
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Just go down the road.
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You don't want to shop here.
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Did you just pay for this?
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How much did you pay for that?
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One thousand.
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One thousand for what? For that?
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Listen, man, that's ridiculous.
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Just go to Not Apple and you'll get it for free.
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Let's go, granddad.
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Make sure you go to the Not Apple Store.
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Just want to steal it.
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It's the Not Apple store, it's an incredible thing.
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Line up, right now, away you go.
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You look a bit shy and scared and nervous.
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No, no, no, I'm searching for someone, I'm gonna buy something.
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Don't worry, you don't have to buy anything anymore, okay?
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Not Apple give away free products.
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Be careful of these Apple employees because sometimes they spit inside of your iPhones and make sure they malfunction.
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Trust me.
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I was stealing Apple's customers while my own employees at Not Apple were really making the most of their time.
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Please make an orderly line and go to the Not Apple store.
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I can't actually present to the stores in our store.
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Oh, I'm just feeling them.
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Oh, they're mine now!
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My name's Steve Jobless, I don't know if you know who I am.
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I don't, I don't.
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I thought it was Nico.
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No, no, Nico, no, definitely not.
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Please call me Steve, that's my name.
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My name's Steve Jobless.
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Please respect me, Apple, alright?
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Because I will run you into the ground.
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I will ask you to leave at a certain point.
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If you keep presenting to people...
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No, I'm not going to present anymore.
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I'm not going to present.
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You hear that?
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They're telling me I can't present, but you can get free products just down the road.
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I'm not going to trust you.
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Take a chance.
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Leap of faith, I'll take you there right now.
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And now I definitely don't trust you.
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I'm just going to show you a picture right now.
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Now I really don't believe you.
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That Apple logo isn't even...
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Yeah, it's called Not Apple, look.
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No, you're lying.
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I'm being serious, I'm being honest.
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All you have to do is spin a wheel.
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Fine, fine, fine.
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Thank you.
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Hello, buddy.
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Can I have a word with you, please?
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I'm the singing manager of the store.
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I just said your name's Nico, is that why?
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I know, Steve Jobless.
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I'm going to ask you please don't interact with our customers.
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But what if they're my customers?
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What if they're my customers?
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What if they're my customers?
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Yeah, I'll step out.
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Guys, if you guys want to come as well, you can.
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Free product, I've been twerking all my life.
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Hey, respect man.
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Big up.
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My guy.
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Apple's customers now belong to me, and I think my time in the Apple store was worth it, because business really started to pick up.
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Wow!
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Look how many people we got!
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All these people we got from the Apple store!
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But the first customer I had to serve was the man who refused to believe that this could be true.
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You come.
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You come right here.
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I might be getting three apples for another one I'm not trying to believe it
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You managed to claw him from apples graft If you get a free phone, will you cancel the order?
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Yeah, of course it will Let's go!
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Please Come on He's adding personality Come on Yes
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What a day Someone get him a phone!
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Now, you go back to Apple.
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Cancel the order, call them schmucks.
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Big up.
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Okay.
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Him in there, sleep jobless.
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Didn't believe him.
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Got a free iPhone, which is pretty great.
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Who'd you prefer, Apple or not Apple?
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Not Apple.
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I didn't have to wait for it.
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Social media hype had really started to take off
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and there was a proper build-up of people outside
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so I capitalised on this and sent one of my employees out on the streets to bring us more customers.
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And while he was doing that, the customers were spinning the wheel people were posting the products they had won on Twitter.
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An iPhone, free iPhone.
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Instagram, TikTok.
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Where is it?
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Not Apple.
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Pretty cool, let's see what happens.
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And no one understood what was going on.
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We then started giving people opportunities to win even bigger.
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There they are.
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I'm a sniffer or banana.
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Now there's a lot of you.
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I'll offer you a deal.
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You'll see that one spin and whatever it lands on, you'll get.
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Good to go, you two.
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Good luck.
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Good luck.
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Jump for it.
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Go on, lads.
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Oh my my gosh!
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You guys have emptied my pockets here today You're welcome
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I'll hand them out Four iPads Thank you my friend Enjoy the iPads
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I really hope you like them There we have it!
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Unbelievable!
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A family full of iPads The boys took them to the cleaners Get in there, happy days, Van Martin strikes again!
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The queue outside was going all the way down the street, so this was the perfect chance for me to open up our genius bar, where people can compete for a chance to win a not Apple product.
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iPhone 13 on the line.
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How good are you guys with rhyming?
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Good.
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Name three words that rhyme with trigger.
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Big R.
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Big R.
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Don't say it.
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Snigger.
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Well done!
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Well done!
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Flavoury mine!
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You're getting airpods!
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Yeah we will!
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Respect!
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That's no fun!
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And just because you're a great person, you get no airpods.
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And the giveaways continue!
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I'll give your boyfriend a spin if you can hit up my guy, Tinkart, over here.
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It doesn't have to be a conversation, it's a VA.
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Yeah?
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Both are you a couple?
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Friends.
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Friends?
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Sorry man, I've never been there.
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I'm still jobless.
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I'm clear.
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I need airpods.
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She needs airpods!
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Yeah!
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I'll get the ice cream of airpods you know, because I already...
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See, you want the airpods?
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Yeah?
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And now the not Apple store was going full steam ahead, business was booming.
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They all had smiles on their faces and they were putting a smile on mine.
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All except one guy.
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My name is Shush.
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You were the last person I wanted to win something in this whole day.
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If it was up to me, you'd get this fist in your jaw.
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How was your experience?
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It was really bad.
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Nico was really rude.
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What prize did you win?
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I won an iPad.
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How was your experience bad if you won a free iPad?
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He gave it to me for compensation.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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We were serving hundreds of customers.
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We had so many winners, a few losers.
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But with one person, we mix things up.
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We've got the golden ticket.
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All right.
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We've got the golden ticket.
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You need to come with me.
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OK, my friends, so you're our lottery winner today, which means you've got a chance of winning not AirPods, a not iPhone, and a not iPad.
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All you have to do is stick up this display poster.
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We've done the first one for you.
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It's super simple.
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All you have to do is repeat this process, stick this protective leash, and stick the magnet to the board, okay?
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Work it out before I finish this integration.
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While they're doing that, I might as well tell you about Displate.
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Displates are a high quality metal poster like the one you see right there.
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It's great because there's thousands of genres.
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Literally, if you scroll through the website, you'll see the huge selection which they have available.
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The options are literally endless.
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It's super easy to use and they've actually helped us put up some of the posters which you see in this store.
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If you guys want to check out Displate, make sure you use my link in the description because if you use my link, you get access to some incredible discounts.
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Just take a look at some of them here.
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Okay, and that's the integration over so oh you finished Someone get these guys that Apple lottery.
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I was having the time of my life giving out products
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But Steve jobless needed to meet the people
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so I put Tim cock in charge of giving out products while I went exploring Oh my god, that's a lot of people the line was massive Everyone had
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come down to see what not Apple was about people from all walks of life even celebrities came down All right, the baby I've got a special present for you just
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so you can listen to your tunes I know you make a lot of the babies.
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Okay?
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Crazy meeting you in person, bro.
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I won't mention the fact you got cancelled as well.
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But some of the public were still poisoned by Apple and were too proud to join us.
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Excuse me, would you like some free products?
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We're not into queuing.
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Oh, you're not into queuing?
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No, not really.
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Mass consumerism.
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Mass consumerism?
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What's that?
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This is not mass consumerism.
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This is not Apple.
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You just made up that word just there.
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Mass consumerism.
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Okay?
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Yes, you did.
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It's not a real word.
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How about you mass consumer on home?
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So what kind of fruit is that that's not an apple over there?
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That's a not apple.
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Not apple is a place that accepts everyone.
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Nobody thought our tiny store could compete with the biggest company in the world, but we're doing it.
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Tens of thousands of pounds worth of products had already been given out and everyone was so happy.
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But we weren't done there.
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If you look behind me, you'll see a store full of customers all lining up for the new not apple products.
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You know why?
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Because we don't overcharge our customers.
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We change our products up.
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And if you look at Apple, it's empty.
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It's only a matter of time until I run this huge company into the ground.
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And I guarantee if we compare the customer satisfaction, there's only one winner and I'll prove it.
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Hi, guys.
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So how's your service been today?
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It's been OK.
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How's your experience at Not Apple?
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Amazing!
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It was funny.
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So how have Apple been for you today?
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I've been made in a long time.
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How's your experience at Not Apple?
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Fantastic.
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I am very happy.
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How's your service been in the Apple store?
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Who are you?
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Steve Jobless.
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Not Apple, not McDonald's, not everything!
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The reviews were in and Not Apple was clear of the fake version of our store.
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Customers were still being served and stock was flying off the shelves.
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Tim Cook was doing a great job.
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Tim!
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You know what?
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Just for that, we'll give it to you.
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If you want free products, it's at Not Apple!
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And then we just so happened to run into an ex-Apple employee.
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My name is Steve Jobless, my friend.
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Oh, Steve Jobless!
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It's very nice to meet you.
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I worked at Apple once.
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You used to work for Apple?
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I can't do it.
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Señor, Señor, Señor.
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I'll give you a free, not iPhone.
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Come back.
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Kill him.
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He works for the enemy.
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You used to work for Apple?
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Yes.
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I'll supersede you right to the front of the queue.
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Really?
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Yeah, we need you in here.
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No, but I'm not sure I can be on camera and say it.
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You're not sure you can be on camera?
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Then your face is blurred.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Oh, no, I don't want to be blurred.
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Okay, I'm blurred.
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Oh.
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This man used to work for Apple, and he's coming with us.
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No, don't be scared.
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You don't work for those joke men anymore.
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Come, come, come.
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So I took this former Apple employee into our store to treat him better than Apple ever did
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and gave him a spin at the wheel.
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He's landed on iPhone.
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He's landed on not iPhone.
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I can't believe it.
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Congratulations.
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I just have one question for you.
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Did you ever get a free Apple store app from the Apple store?
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Never.
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Here you go.
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Oh, like really?
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Yes, it's yours.
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This was groundbreaking.
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Even former Apple employees couldn't believe what NotApple were doing for the people.
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And we did it time and time again with the free NotApple products we were giving away.
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Yeah, just take it out, take it out.
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It could still be a scam, you know.
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Oh wait, sorry.
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What am I...
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What am I...
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Not iPhones, not iPads, and not Airpods were all flying off the shelves.
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After after product was selling out until we only had one not iPhone remaining.
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Okay my friends basically We have one phone left.
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So we're gonna go super quick fire If you do not land on the not iPhone you will get nothing.
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Thank you all for waiting.
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I hope you're not disappointed This would give all the people
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in line an equal opportunity of winning It's not like the first person was gonna land on not iPhone
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and make the whole thing pointless.
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Oh my gosh Fair play Congratulations.
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Well done.
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Our final customer.
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Yeah!
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Goodbye.
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So we had served our final customer, not Apple have given out more products than my bank account can handle, but just meeting so many of you guys made the bankruptcy almost worth it.
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Thank you everyone for coming out today.
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We are sold out.
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So please, if we could all head home, and hopefully I'll open up something again in the future.
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Lots of love to all of you.
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Big up.
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That's great, thank you!
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Even though these people won nothing, they were still happy.
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Big up to them.
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We did this to bring the people of London together and we definitely did.
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So hopefully Apple can see what we've achieved today
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and the joy their products can bring and maybe use this to stop bringing their prices up so much.
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So we said our goodbyes, not Apple may be over, but the impact it's left will stick around for generations generations.
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So as I leave the NotApple store one final time, all I ask is please don't sue me Apple because my bank account has been beaten down enough as it is.
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And make sure you subscribe because one of you is getting a free iPhone.
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Follow me on Instagram as well.
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À propos de cette leçon
Vous vous entraînez en anglais avec "I Opened A FAKE Apple Store" en utilisant la technique du Shadowing.
Qu'est-ce que la technique du Shadowing ?
Le Shadowing est une technique d'apprentissage des langues fondée sur la science, développée à l'origine pour la formation des interprètes professionnels. Le principe est simple mais puissant : vous écoutez de l'anglais natif et le répétez immédiatement à voix haute — comme une ombre suivant le locuteur avec un décalage de 1 à 2 secondes. Les recherches montrent une amélioration significative de la précision de la prononciation, de l'intonation, du rythme, des liaisons, de la compréhension orale et de la fluidité.