Pratica di Shadowing: Medical Memes Doctors Actually Like - Impara a parlare inglese con i video
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I've heard a wise person say that memes are like doctors.
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Some are absolutely brilliant, hilarious, humorous even, but some are downright mean, but yet they're all giving advice on Instagram.
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Let's react to some medical memes.
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Beep whoop!
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When you test positive on all the allergy shots.
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Oh, that's almost like a dermographia.
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When you go like this with no pen, and then like you actually see the design because you get like a histamine edematous response.
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You know there's like weird conditions like hereditary angioedema when the mouth just starts swelling.
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And I had a patient the other day who has that condition, but only one side of the mouth swells.
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And it's so dangerous because what do you do?
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You have to go to the ER.
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First case of crock pox.
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Oh my God, I wonder if this actually happens.
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Wow, I never even thought about this.
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Do people get sunburned through their crock holes?
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Through their crock holes?
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Crock holes?
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Crock holes?
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Crocks holes.
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Crocks holes.
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Crocks holes?
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How your crocks holes doing?
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Wow.
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You can't forget organic chem reactions if you don't memorize them in the first place.
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That is how people who have a cheating mentality like to think.
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But in order to understand how to practice medicine, in order to know how to prescribe medications, in order to know how to take care of your patients,
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how to know how to deal with insurance companies, how to make sure that systemic barriers don't get in the way of your patient's healthcare, how to take out certain organs during surgery.
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You absolutely need to not know organic chemistry and it's something
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that we just force upon students because we think it's like a good testing thing, so.
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That's not where you thought that was going.
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Gray's Anatomy, ER, Scrubs, Good Doctor,
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House, Doogie Howser, MD, you get to pick your dream medical team from any TV show who's saving you.
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Okay, you need House, MD, to be the leader because he's gonna just like break all boundaries.
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And then you need a genius behind him to challenge him.
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And that would either be Sean from Good Doctor or Doogie Howser.
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I feel like Doogie Howser is lacking a little bit of experience.
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Good Doctor has been on air for like seven seasons.
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So that's at least like seven years of medical training.
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So I'm gonna go with Sean and then who's, am I gonna go JD?
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Is JD gonna, is he gonna help me out with a little humor?
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I thought you might go Noah?
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No, man.
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I have no on speed dial.
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I don't need him as part of the team.
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He can be the curbside consult for the team.
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We need JD's humor to bring that humanistic component because I feel like everyone in Grey's Anatomy,
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I'm questioning their skills, especially some of their CPR skills of which I tell them in person.
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Do you watch Grey's Anatomy, Dr. Mike?
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And is Jason doing a good job?
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Cause I think- He's doing a phenomenal job, but I gotta say the chest compressions could use a little work.
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So- Not mine, not mine.
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If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner, you are a terrible parent.
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Well, I disagree with that statement.
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I would say you are not feeding your children optimally in that moment, but do you see how we need new- All right,
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sorry, I'll relax and see what the meme says.
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I don't care how busy you are, find the time to microwave them.
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Oh, yeah.
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You probably should, at the very least, microwave them.
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I assume, okay, it got me.
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It got me, meme one, mic zero, I get it.
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What does this thing even mean?
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If you crash your car, you press that, and it will undo the accident.
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It's like uno reverse.
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It's actually the button that I tell people to press when it's wildfire smoke outside.
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Why when I was growing up, I never had to think about wildfires and now there's wildfires all the time.
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It's like part of the forecast.
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Is it raining?
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No, it's wild firing.
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Canada, what are you doing?
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Stop firing on us.
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But yeah, that's the air recirculation.
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So it doesn't bring in fresh air from outside and just recirculates the air that's inside.
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Me, enough caffeine to kill a horse.
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My anxiety.
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Nah, nah, nah.
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Do you even know the number needed to harm for a horse when it comes to caffeine?
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I don't know what the lethal dose is.
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Let's look up the LD50, look at me knowing pharmacology, for a horse and caffeine.
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I guarantee you my Google search is gonna be sent to the FBI for like trying to kill a horse or something.
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There is no precise experimentally established oral LD50 dose for pure caffeine specifically in horses.
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However, caffeine is a potent methylxanthine poison to equines with toxic effects and poisoning documented from sources like coffee husks.
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Ooh.
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Ooh.
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Ooh.
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Anxiety.
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The coffee husks are killing the horses.
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That's the problem.
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I have no words.
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Caution, do not insert in mouth or rectum.
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No. No, no one's doing that.
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That's not right, ethically or medically.
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Fun fact, your internal body temperature rises when you are infected because viruses are using your body for peer-to-peer file sharing.
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It's not inaccurate.
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Viruses are spreading all across the body.
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In fact, that's what makes viruses unique.
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When you have a bacterial infection and your temperature goes up,
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usually, unless you're septic and there's septicemia and the bacteria spreading across your blood, it's usually reserved to one area.
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So if you have a pneumonia, it's in the lungs.
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If you have a meningitis, it's in the meninges.
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So the bacterial infection is usually contained to some organ or organ system.
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But viruses, they be everywhere.
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What's more dangerous, Lyme wire or Lyme disease?
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Lyme wire has viruses.
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Lyme disease is caused by a bacteria.
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For Lyme disease, you can use antibiotics.
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For Lyme wire, you could only use Norton Antivirus.
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Hey, nice.
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You pulled that together.
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We tried.
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Look, I use reviews a lot, like when I'm trying to decide where to stay, if I'm taking a trip, or where I wanna eat dinner.
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Honestly, most of my friends won't get a reservation at a restaurant before they've checked out a place's ratings.
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But for some reason, when booking a doctor's appointment, we just search for the closest one within a 10-mile radius and call it a day.
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All right, let's get back to the memes.
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Me in my prime, at my goal weight, 18 pounds, clear skin, never stressed, fire outfits, personal chef, no job,
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no debt, diva, and I will say, developmentally up to date.
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That's the one I would add, and fire hairstyle.
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Those are the two things I would add for this picture.
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Swag on another level.
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Benadryl allergy.
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You can't sneeze if you're unconscious.
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That's not the only way it works.
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It's also an antihistamine.
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It's a first generation, so it's definitely gonna knock you out and have sedative properties, which is why I don't love giving Benadryl to older people.
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I've fallen and I can't get up.
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I've seen one too many, middle of the night, groggy wake-ups, broken hip.
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Something that would always happen when you're on call as a resident, you get paged.
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They're like, oh, it's 3 a.m., patient can't sleep.
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Can you give them some Benadryl?
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Because they think it's a benign medicine.
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3 a.m., they have to be up for rounds in like three, four hours when the team rounds on them.
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They're not gonna be up if you just gave them 50 of Benadryl.
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They're gonna be knocked out, like this gentleman in the forest hanging out with the dandelions.
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What if your teeth were naturally flaccid and got hard when you got hungry?
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It would be hard to speak.
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Your face shape would be weird.
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If you're on a diet, does that mean you just walk around hard all the time?
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Because that seems weird.
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It'd be hard to overeat.
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It would be hard to overeat because if you're not hungry, you're gonna go flaccid and you're gonna be all gummy unless you get milkshakes, then you don't need the hard teeth.
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I'm just waiting for your X-ray, but I've never dated anyone named Ray, and we might do a brain scan.
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She thought he meant her X-ray, and he meant X-ray.
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The real culture wars, probiotics, antibiotics.
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But it's not the same.
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They're not like diametrically opposed.
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Which by the way, what does diametric mean?
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Excuse me, sorry to bother you, but would you mind, and literally no worries if not, but if it's not too much of an inconvenience, could you possibly call 911?
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Is he bleeding?
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Or is this a prolactinoma brain tumor that is impacting the vision and therefore also creating lactation from the nipple?
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See, that's called a differential.
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You don't wanna assume there's bleeding just because you see fluid.
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That could easily be a prolactinoma.
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I need to do a physical exam.
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Treatment for headache, depression, insomnia, and stress.
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New treatment for migraine and outs.
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Honestly, that's worse.
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That makes everything worse.
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It complicates all of those problems.
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If for nothing else, you have all that money, you're gonna wanna go spend it, not sleep.
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So that's a loan insomnia inducing.
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But then once you start spending it, you're worried you're getting rid of it too quickly, that's gonna create insomnia.
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So like, there is no winning there.
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Unless you give it to charity, then you could sleep well at night because you did something good for society.
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You heard of Alf on a Shelf, now get ready for...
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Hold on.
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Just give me a second.
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God, I wanna say Jason Mraz, but it's so bad, it's not his name.
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John Mayer on a conveyor?
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I don't know, Sam, help me.
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Do you know it?
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I did, I had to look it up.
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What is it?
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It's John Mayer on a bilayer.
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Phospholipid bilayer.
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John Mayer on a phospholipid bilayer.
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Yeah, I would have gotten that.
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Yeah.
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One of my students tried to explain today how blink is the plural of wink and I can't stop thinking about it.
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It's not because if I happen to have one eye due to a congenital or traumatic issue, I would still blink with one eye.
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It would not be a wink.
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I'm not winking at you.
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Cyclops does not wink.
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Exactly.
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When you're feeling sad, remember, Vertebrae C6 is so happy to literally support you every day.
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And you know what's even better?
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C6 supports C5, which helps keep you alive.
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Because below that, if you have damage, because above that, if you, if you, because- You, you, you can, you do, you, you want, you.
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But yeah, look how cute that is.
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Super smiley.
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Super smiley vertebrae.
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Super smiley sixth vertebrae.
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Super smiley silly non osteopor...
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I'll stop.
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Gym owners on the first week of January.
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Also, that's all gym owners on the first week of January except Planet Fitness.
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How in the world do they earn money charging $9 a month?
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It must be that everyone just goes, it's so cheap, I will just pay for it because I get the emotional boost that I'm a member.
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I could tell people I'm a member.
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Scientists can now transform stress into electricity.
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That is how I got through med school.
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Rabbit jump and live for eight years.
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Turtles do nothing, they live for 150 years.
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Moral, laziness is the key.
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When I always say we should stop looking at all these longevity bros
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that look at rat research and try and convert it to humans, I say we are not rats.
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So for this meme, I have to remind you, we're not rabbits nor turtles, because if we are lazy and we just sit,
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we ultimately end up melting into the chairs, fusing with it, developing adhesive capsulitis,
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which is frozen shoulder, depositing fatty buildup into our arteries, especially the smaller ones in the heart, leading to a myocardial infarction,
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a STEMI, we have to have the cardiologist come and either stick a stent in there or do a bypass, and then you're a CVD patient.
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Nobody wants that.
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Look at that little cute rabbit.
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Pull out, Betty.
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Pull out.
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You've hit an artery.
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Oh.
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I wonder if mosquitoes like hitting blood vessels or do they freak out because it's too much too fast?
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Or can they control it?
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Do they have a valve?
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Like they go, oh, we hit an oil field.
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A geyser, a blood geyser, if you will.
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My finger, what did you do to me?
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Band-Aid, I took away your bending.
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Is this the airbender?
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Well, if you make the band-aid the correct way, if you cut the band-aid's wings and do like a crisscross method,
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you actually maintain some of the flexibility of the finger.
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So airbender with you.
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I was drinking a margarita and the waitress screamed, does anyone know CPR?
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Okay, that's kind of me.
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I yelled, I know the entire alphabet and we all laughed and laughed, Well, except one guy.
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That's terrible.
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I don't understand.
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Like the letters, CPR?
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What about cardiopulmonary resuscitation, sir?
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Even this?
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Oh my God, if I'm gonna get the primate wrong, I'm gonna be so mad at myself.
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I think that's a monkey.
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I think that's a chimp.
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That looks chimp-esque.
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Two blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vain.
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So they were probably running low on oxygen because the venous system is historically,
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historically, physiologically, a low oxygenated state because they've already delivered their love, their oxygen to others.
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Oh my God, so are red blood cells polyamorous because they deliver to all cell types, to all tissue types?
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This is where we need cells at work.
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In fact, I reacted to cells at work, so click here and check that out.
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As always, stay happy and healthy.
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Throw that plug there, okay?
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Per chi è questo video?
Questo video è perfetto per chi vuole migliorare l'Inglese colloquiale, soprattutto nel contesto medico, e si diverte mentre impara. Ideale per studenti intermedi o avanzati che vogliono esercitarsi nella shadow speech (ripetizione immediata del discorso) e capire espressioni informali. Se vuoi parlare come un madrelingua e capire gli umori specifici del mondo medico, questo è il contenuto giusto per te.
Parole e modi di dire da rubare
- "Downright mean": Proprio cattivo. Esempio: "Quel commento era downright mean".
- "Crock holes": I fori delle Crocs (scarpe). Un termine informale usato nel video per scherzare.
- "Curbside consult": Consulenza veloce, come se fosse data sul marciapiede. Esempio: "Ho chiesto un curbside consult al mio collega".
- "Humanistic component": Parte umana, empatica. Importante nel contesto medico per connettersi ai pazienti.
Come fare a pronunciare bene come il speaker
Il speaker usa un tono colloquiale con pausa per l'umorismo: fai attenzione alle intonazioni al termine di frasi come "That's not where you thought that was going" (con un leggero sorriso nella voce). Per esercitarti, usa un shadowing site e ripeti le frasi subito dopo di lui, cercando di imitare la velocità e l'accento. Nota come "crock holes" viene ripetuto più volte con una pronuncia scherzosa: "Crocks holes? Crocks holes?" – questo ti aiuterà a capire come i madrelingua giocano con le parole. La shadowspeak è chiave qui: non solo impari la pronuncia, ma anche il ritmo naturale della conversazione.
Ricorda: il segreto è la pratica costante. Usa questi meme come spunto per parlare di argomenti medici in modo divertente e migliorare la tua fluenza senza stress!
Cos'è la tecnica dello Shadowing?
Shadowing è una tecnica di apprendimento delle lingue supportata da studi scientifici, originariamente sviluppata per la formazione dei traduttori professionisti e resa popolare dal poliglotta Dr. Alexander Arguelles. Il metodo è semplice ma potente: ascolti un audio in inglese di madrelingua e lo ripeti immediatamente ad alta voce — come un'ombra che segue il parlante con un ritardo di solo 1–2 secondi. A differenza dell'ascolto passivo o degli esercizi di grammatica, lo shadowing costringe il tuo cervello e i muscoli della bocca a elaborare e riprodurre simultaneamente i modelli di discorso reale. La ricerca dimostra che migliora significativamente la precisione della pronuncia, l'intonazione, il ritmo, il discorso connesso, la comprensione dell'ascolto e la fluidità del parlato — rendendolo uno dei metodi più efficaci per la preparazione alla prova di speaking dell'IELTS e per la comunicazione reale in inglese.