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Hey there, it's Josh.
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Welcome back to Let's Game It Out.
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We're playing some Espresso Tycoon today.
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And as somebody who worked in a coffee shop in college, boy, am I excited.
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Because now I can finally do all the things I wasn't allowed to do when I worked there.
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And also, developers, thank you for a key.
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I'm sorry in advance.
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And also, I...
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Yep.
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Hey there, it's Josh.
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Finally, a browser that understands my needs.
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Okay, first things first.
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We need a catchy name for our establishment.
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Oops, all poison.
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Oh, and we can change the font too.
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Let's see, which one really sells us on the poison angle?
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Oh yeah, there we go.
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Why would you ever use any font besides this one?
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Oh, and we can change the logo too.
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Why is this even an option?
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And of course we're gonna use it.
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Okay, ready to begin.
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So here we are in the start of our cafe.
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Looks kind of like garbage, doesn't it?
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That's okay, though.
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We can spruce it up.
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All we need to do is select from one of these eight bajillion categories.
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And let's see, which kind of floor speaks to me?
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Oh, I like stuff with color wheels.
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That means we can customize.
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Oh, this looks like it's gonna be terrible.
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Let's try it.
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Mmm.
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Oh, I love it.
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What an eyesore.
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And I think I'm gonna leave the walls as is, because who doesn't like that dual cracked look?
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Oh, wait, we forgot this floor here.
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We'll make this floor a little different.
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Ooh, this one's called Bloody Planks.
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Well, count me in.
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Ugh, it's actually kind of nice.
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And that sickens me.
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Evil marble it is.
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Yeah, okay, I can live with that.
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Wait, I can't take this stunning design outside, can I?
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Aw, it looks like the outside world is immune to us painting it.
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That's okay, there's still stuff to do in here.
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Hey, look at that, and we already got an award.
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Worst ingredients in town.
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Hold your horses, game.
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We're not even open yet.
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Anyway, next thing we need to do is furnish this place.
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We're gonna start with some chairs.
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Ugh, look at some of this really cozy stuff.
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Like, look at this vintage sofa.
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Ugh, you would look so cozy right up against this wall.
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Or even, ugh, look at this comfortable seat.
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This comfortable seat called...
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You know, never mind.
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I'm glad the chair likes seniors, though.
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And who doesn't, really?
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Anyway, we're gonna go with this piece of crap.
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The cheap chair.
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The price is right and the style points are zero.
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That makes it perfect for us.
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Oh, God.
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And if we make it the same color as the floor, you almost can't actually see the chair.
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But I wanna go with a different vibrant color of neon green.
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It's like we're on a blue screen and a green screen at the same time.
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And also, that icon is trying to tell me that it's not close enough to a table.
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Because if we put a table close enough, it stops crying.
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And we can't have that.
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And it doesn't really matter all that much, because when you exit out of this menu, it goes away anyway.
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I mean, it still tries to nag you, but that's not gonna stop us.
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Well, if you're so precious about stuff being close to the chairs, how about we just get it all cozy with other chairs?
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Oh, wow, that's pretty close.
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I like what I'm seeing.
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What about if we flip it around the other direction?
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How close can this get?
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Not that close, as it turns out.
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However, if we rotate the chair like this, we can get a little bit closer.
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Wait, I think I figured something out.
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Okay, so check this out.
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If I try to bring this too close, it obviously doesn't let me.
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But while I'm this close, if I then rotate, ta-da!
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You can overlap chairs just like that.
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Okay, let's rethink this whole design.
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So we've got the one chair, and then we've got other chair that we're then gonna rotate into perfection.
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Good.
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Oh my god, and it lets you get so close now.
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I'm so happy about this.
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Who needs tables when you're gonna have each other's legs?
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Oh, we can put them along the side here too.
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There we go.
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I just hope it works, but I guess we'll find out soon enough.
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I especially love all the polygons fighting for space.
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Well, that should about do it for furniture.
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Now it's time for employment.
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Look at all these amazing qualified candidates.
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I especially like Ann Turner.
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Age, 25.
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Character trait, pessimism.
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Salary, $19 a day.
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And what's really getting her the job is her proficiency with coffee, milk, art, and speed are all very poor.
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You're hired.
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Oh my god, and we can pay her even less?
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$8 a day it is then.
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Alright, let's get you on the schedule.
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Let's see, you prefer evening.
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So let's give you the very flexible shift of 2 a.m to 10 a.m.
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I bet you can't wait to work.
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Now that we've figured out employment, it's time for the most fun part of all.
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The drink menu.
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Aw, game, it's real cute that you think I would have stuff like regular items.
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And yeah, it gives us a couple of items to start off, like espresso, and we can add a cappuccino.
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But like, who's gonna order that?
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That's snooty garbage.
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Instead, we're gonna make our own coffee in the coffee editor.
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We'll start with the very basic 300ml cup for now.
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And let's name our coffee.
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Toilet water.
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Although it's probably not gonna look like water, so we can't really do that.
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So how about toilet contents?
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Much better.
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Oh boy, here we go.
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Over here is where we make our actual drinks, apparently.
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We got all the greats.
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Espresso, cold brew, and it just keeps going too.
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We've got all kinds of milk, all kinds of unlockable milk.
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Oh boy, and a bunch of syrups too.
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Oh, and the fun doesn't stop there.
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Look at this, We have all kinds of ice cream.
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Ooh, and extras too.
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Heavy cream, eggnog, honey.
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What else do we have?
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Special ingredients like fish sauce?
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Mayonnaise?
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What?
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Oh, well, at least there's light mayonnaise.
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You know, for the health conscious coffee drinker.
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No, but really, who's putting mayonnaise in coffee?
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That is utterly disgusting.
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Let's add it right now.
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Only 25 milliliters?
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I don't think so.
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Give me the full 75.
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Okay, we're doing great so far.
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Prep time is only eight seconds, you know, to throw a dollop of mayo in there.
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And it's a whopping 509 calories.
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And also, if you look over here in market research, we have eight different groups all with their own preferences.
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And right now, nobody's happy.
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So let's add some other stuff to see if we can pique their interest.
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Oh, definitely the mint syrup, right?
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Oh God, it's so awful.
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And let's see, let's add in some soy milk.
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Hot and cold.
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Oh good, the kids and the students like it now.
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You know how kids and students are, they can't get enough of their cold, hot, mint soy latte with mayo.
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And let's top it off with a big helping of ice cubes.
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Yummy.
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And I gotta be honest, I feel like toilet contents is the perfect name for it.
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Now it's time for some toppings.
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And I don't know about you, but I always crave a little whipped cream on top of my ice.
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And unfortunately we haven't unlocked sprinkles, but we do have blueberries.
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I ask you, does it get any better than this?
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The answer is yes, it does, because you can add more blueberries.
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How many?
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I don't know.
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We'll find out, I guess.
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Yeah, I kept adding them until I can't see it adding more, so I don't know if it's doing it.
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It is making this delightful noise still.
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And we'll go ahead and finish that off with a nice raspberry macaroon on the side.
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And not to mention, one of these weird-looking little stick things.
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Look at that.
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You can't even tell it's swarming with mayo and soy milk.
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Ah, the perfect drink.
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Only costs a little over $4 to make and contains a whopping 1,200 calories. And save.
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Okay, so let's take espresso.
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So off the menu and let's add toilet contents.
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Yeah.
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Now we're not ready to go with it quite yet.
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You see how it's in red?
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That's because there's a bunch of items that we need for it that we don't have.
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Because right now our coffee shop is stocked with nothing.
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And that's where supplies come into play.
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So I know it doesn't have coffee beans, but we're going to order some anyway.
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And ordering one unit of 500 grams will be delivered for $4.89 in three hours or instantly for $254.
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Excuse me.
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Oops, all poison is a family establishment.
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We're not made of money.
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I'll just wait the three hours, thank you.
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And now we wait.
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I mean, I think.
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Not really sure where they're gonna show up.
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What are they gonna do?
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Just like knock on the door?
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Oh, wait, what?
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How did that get there?
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Hang on, let's order a couple more things so we can see that again.
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Well, yeah, of course.
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Delivered straight from heaven to my coffee shop.
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Oh, wait, I see what's happening here.
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Everything's getting delivered by drone.
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But I guess that's the process at work for you.
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Really gives us a nice taste of what our dystopian future is gonna be like.
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And what a beautiful stack of organized boxes you've left for me.
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Also, my God, be careful on that street over there.
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Look how fast those cars are going.
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Yep, no turn signal, no stopping, no problem.
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All right, let's get all this stuff inside.
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Thank you, random citizens, for not stealing things.
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Ah, and there's the last of our ingredients.
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And as an added bonus, our employee is here to work.
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There you go, drunkenly wander your way in.
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Hey, and look at that, toilet contents isn't red anymore.
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Now we can make seven whole cups of this.
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Something tells me I under-ordered, So we're gonna go ahead and add espresso back to the menu just to give people two whole options Oh, but you know what?
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Let's edit this recipe a little bit.
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I mean, look how sad that looks Let's at least make it worth people's time
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and money by making it a triple shot with a glorious 222 milligrams of caffeine, but more importantly, we're gonna change the name.
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Oh god, my heart Palpitations and save.
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Okay.
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I think we're about ready to go.
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We got a drink menu.
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We've got a board employee Let's do it.
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Let's open the doors Oh my god, and we have our first customer already.
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Hello and welcome to Oops All Poison.
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Ah, I didn't realize you would just say the words out loud, but it makes sense now that I think about it, which obviously Ann Turner here knew what that was, because she's a barista.
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Oh boy, here we go.
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Are you gonna use the seats?
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Aw, yeah.
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Perfectly, absolutely normal.
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I'm happy to see that you're enjoying your delicious cup of mayo and soy.
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Also, what is this arrow that keeps pointing to this X2 here?
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Okay, wait, so I have a 2X multiplier buy more decoration, and collect more style points to increase your money multiplier.
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The higher it is, the more money you earn with each coffee sold.
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How does that work?
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So hang on, are you telling me that if I get my style up to 10, my money multiplier becomes 3, and I have 6 style points right now.
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So it looks like if we go to our decorations, each and every item has style points.
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So this lamp that costs $56 has 3 style points, which isn't too bad considering if we get to 10, we get a 3x multiplier.
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I gotta admit though, I don't really understand the logic of the style points.
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Like, this lamp is $56 and gives you three style points, but this little pot is $60 and it only gives us one style point.
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Okay, wait, so there's gotta be, like, a sweet spot here, right?
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Found it.
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Napkin holders.
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One style point for $2.
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Now, that's a return on investment I can respect.
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Okay, so I can't put them on the ground, at least out here.
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And I also can't place it on the floor.
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Oh, I see.
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It goes on counters and stuff.
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Oh, and also, I don't know if you noticed, but as we were messing around, our one employee went home.
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I guess our shift is over or something.
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That's okay, we'll bring her back when we're done here.
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But it looks like we can put it on, like, surfaces and stuff.
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And if we put down a couple of more, now we have 13 style points.
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And while we do have a 3x money multiplier, we only need 20 to get to times 4.
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Strap in all you napkins, because you're about to get held.
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That's right, we're gonna do enough holding for a lifetime.
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Look at that, we're already at 44?
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For a times 6 multiplier?
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When does it end?
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Only 80?
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Everything is in our grasp.
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Time to put these things anywhere they're gonna fit.
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Okay, so I managed to stack enough of these napkin things to reach 500 style points.
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What a beauty they all are.
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I think you're supposed to use this space for like merchandise and stuff, but who doesn't need more napkins?
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Besides, look at that.
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Now that we have 500 style points, we get a 15x multiplier on everything people buy.
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Oh, and it looks like that's the end.
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We did it.
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We're at the highest possible money multiplier.
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All that and we've sold three whole coffees.
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Now just one problem.
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We don't have a barista here anymore.
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I can't access the schedule, which leads me to believe she quit.
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Can't imagine why.
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So let's see.
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Let's pick someone else.
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Christina, character trait optimism, no. Jennifer Turner, character trait charisma, no. Ava Rogers, character trait sensitivity.
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I don't know if that's a good or a bad thing, but everybody else has that trait.
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So we'll go with Rebecca Brown because their asking salary is lower than everybody else's.
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And whoa there, cowboy.
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I know we hired you for $28 a day.
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But let's go middle of the road on this one and drop it down to $26 a day.
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Thanks for joining us.
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It's going to be a really great time.
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Yeah, that's the spirit.
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Make your delicious drinks.
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See, now there's a happy customer.
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I like how this woman is sitting over here with a camera on a lanyard around her neck.
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Probably staring at this menu being like, Why is all this stuff listed if it's not on the menu?
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Because we have delicious treats like this, that's why.
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Just enjoy the atmosphere.
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Oh my god, did you see that?
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When he bought that coffee, we made like $93 off of it.
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We're selling this thing for $6.
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What sense does this even make?
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Also, why are you holding your arm like that?
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Are you on an invisible date?
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Wait a second.
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Could fake date turn into real date?
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Ah, and they're ordering the old, oh God, my heart palpitatio NS.
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I guess I made that one a little too long.
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No problem, easy fix.
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Make my heart hurt.
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Ah!
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Okay, yeah, that's much better.
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$45?
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Where does it even come from?
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Aw, yeah, this is a good first date.
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Here comes the airplane.
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Mm.
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Nice to see her holding hands, kind of, while you enjoy your beverages together.
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Okay, well, I guess that day was short-lived.
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Uh, sir, what is this?
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Did you just leave your garbage here?
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Good for you, citizen.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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Where'd the barista go?
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What do you mean you went home because your shift is over?
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Wait, can I just take this thing and then just drag it so you have to come back to work?
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When the clock hits 11 p.m., is she gonna come back?
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Oh, hey, it worked.
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I bet you didn't even have time to change out of your work clothes.
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Okay, this is great and all, but this is a little too cozy of a coffee shop for me.
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I don't want to just have one person here at a time.
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After all, there's enough seats for eight.
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Oh my goodness, what's happening to you?
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Why are there flies buzzing around you?
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Oh yeah, that guy's trash.
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Well, I'm glad you're okay with it sitting right behind you.
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Flies and all.
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But let's see if we can find a way to get more clientele in here.
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So first, let's make a couple of drinks.
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And we're gonna name this one.
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Hey you, destroy my taste buds.
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Don't worry, I've got you covered.
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So we're gonna start with a little butter, followed by a little mayo, and then another round of butter, and then some more mayo.
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Look at that, we're already off to a great start.
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100 milliliters of liquid, 696 calories.
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That'll impress them.
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And now for some mint syrup and lemon syrup and chocolate syrup and raspberry syrup.
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I really want the mint to pop though, so we're going to add a little bit more than normal for that one.
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And we're going to heat it up with some hot water.
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Is this even a beverage at this point?
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Let's just throw some hot milk foam right on top.
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And now it's time to make that latte art.
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And as you can see, we have a whole bunch of templates already.
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Oh my goodness, look how pretty that is.
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And there's other stuff like the flour or wheat or a round leaf or we can make our own.
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Okay, let's see.
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How does this work?
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Oh, wow.
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This worked better than I thought it would.
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And you can smear it to give it that special look that everyone loves.
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Who knew that making latte art was so easy?
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Okay, so let's try and do this for real.
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Let's see.
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So first we'll do a line like that.
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Maybe something a little like this.
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Okay, it's looking good.
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And then a little U.
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Okay.
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Really stretch my creative muscles with this one.
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Either way, I think this drink is perfect.
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Bag it and tag it and it's ready to go.
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Oh dear, and this item is definitely not ready for prime time.
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Not only do we need to pick up some extra syrups, but we also need a milk frother.
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I'm sorry, am I going senile?
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That is literally a milk frother.
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In fact, she's literally frothing milk right now.
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What kind of coffee shop is this?
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Oh, it's this kind of coffee shop, where we just sit in this growing pile of trash.
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But fine, whatever.
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This one says it doesn't have milk frothers?
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Fine.
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We'll go to the next model up.
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There, now it's a resounding yes.
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Thank God for the leading brand of Smig.
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There you go, look at your new equipment.
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I can tell you're thrilled.
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Excuse me, now is not the time to go off duty.
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Little does she know she's about to pick up another shift.
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She literally just walked out the door.
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Let's see how she deals with this.
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Okay, she just vanishes and then stumbles out of the alleyway.
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Hey, I don't care if you're an ethereal being, so long as you make it to your shift.
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Yeah, good job, Rebecca, that's really gonna do it.
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That despondent look always brings in the customers.
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And now for the missing ingredient, marketing.
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Okay, let's see.
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We're gonna market to all of these different categories.
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And we can't afford it to run for 10 days, but I bet we can afford one day.
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Good enough for me.
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Oh my God, we have a line forming.
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Also, why are you all surrounded in like a torrent of little camera icons?
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It must be from my marketing campaign.
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Okay, let's play a little game here.
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See this person right here?
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How old do we think they are?
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20, 25, 45?
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Wrong.
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They're nine years old.
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It's confirmed.
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Children in this game are just tiny adults.
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Okay, well, we can confirm the marketing campaign is working because look at all these people coming in.
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Wait a minute, instead of running one campaign for multiple days that costs a whole lot of money, can I just run multiple campaigns for one day at the same time?
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Looks like the answer is yes.
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Oh yeah, here we go.
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Look at all these people showing up.
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All of them with a shroud of being brainwashed by advertising.
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Everybody, come on in.
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Oh God, where's our person?
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Where's Rebecca?
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This marketing campaign is falling apart.
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What do you mean she quit?
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All right, fine, let's hire someone else.
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Paul Mitchell, you're going in.
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Look at this, this person's even ordering before you're there.
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Oh God, I hope at least some of these people go ahead and take a seat in this cockpit for eight.
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Okay, here comes one person who's going to be brave enough to join her.
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Come on, come on, finish your coffee.
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Why are you so slow?
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Oh, looks like we have a contender.
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Ah, strangers no more.
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Forever sharing their love of coffee and surrounded in obnoxious little camera things.
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Okay, we need to speed up the pace here.
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So let's hire all of these people and let's make sure to put them all on the same shift.
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Ah, here they are right now.
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And then wandering around like zombies.
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Excuse me, what are you doing?
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Are you just horsing around on your phone.
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Keep up the good work.
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You're the smart one.
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Oh, I guess you can only have like three people on shift at a time or something.
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But the important part is the line is going much faster now, and thus our seating is becoming more intimate.
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I can't tell if Wolverine here is horrified or happy about this.
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He went from like angry to sad to just confused.
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See, this is much better.
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Look how many people are sharing this communal seating.
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I especially like this woman in the back right here.
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She just wants to be involved.
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Well, so far, this is working out pretty well.
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Everyone seems to be accepting this setup just fine, with new people being added all the time.
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I know when I've been to a coffee shop, I feel like the one thing I'm missing is being able to smell everybody else's breath.
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Okay, so I was taking a look at my menu ratings over here.
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And while we're nice and popular with the seniors and the tourists, we could really stand to make all these other groups like us a little more.
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So it's making another drink time.
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Let's go for the tall cup.
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And instead of looking at all this market research, Let's just start adding a little bit of everything and see if this strikes their fancy.
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So here we go.
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Cold milk and hot milk and steamed milk and soy and milk foam and more soy.
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And as I go, I'm smooshing down the layers to make room for more layers.
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Too many layers.
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But look how low the cup is.
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Well, at least the hipsters love it.
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I bet if we give them more soy, they'll love it even more.
495
Oh yeah, there we go. As expected.
496
Oh, you know what I actually realized?
497
Like sure, I could continue to make my own latte art, which does feel very satisfying, but it turns out I suck at making latte art.
498
So instead of making a mess like this, it turns out we can just put our own images into a folder, and it'll import them right into the game.
499
So I asked the internet for something painfully hipster-like.
500
Yeah, I bet that stupid bike, and that stupid hat, and what looks to be a stupid coat, I bet it all does it for you, doesn't it?
501
I love Wes Anderson films.
502
Oh yeah, here we go.
503
Let the revolution begin.
504
Nice suspenders, you dork.
505
You know, I don't know if I'll ever get tired with how weird this looks.
506
And wildly inappropriate for a coffee shop.
507
Oh, did you run out of beard oil?
508
Well, thanks for coming by anyway.
509
I like how now it's just all hipsters coming in.
510
And I think maybe the same ones?
511
They just can't get enough of that Wes Anderson coffee.
512
And then an intimate space to talk about it.
513
Yeah, you drink those fancy drinks.
514
While you recreate the pottery scene from Ghost.
515
Okay, our line management's getting a little bit heinous.
516
People are getting confused.
517
Something tells me our people are stressed.
518
Whatever, I'm sure it's fine.
519
Why do you have your hands behind your back at the cash register?
520
What are you, a butler?
521
I also couldn't help but notice that no one's sitting down.
522
Everybody's getting everything to go.
523
And I finally realized why that is.
524
I think my trash pile has hit a fever pitch.
525
Something about these icons and this toxic cloud, as well as the skull and crossbones.
526
I don't get it.
527
People just don't want to sit here, I guess.
528
That's okay.
529
We'll just put down some more chairs.
530
So let's put one right here in front of the door.
531
Now you can observe while people come in and out.
532
Yes, that's the spirit.
533
You're doing great.
534
And we'll put one right here.
535
Oh my god, why does it let me put a chair back here?
536
Well, I'm not gonna question it.
537
I just really hope somebody sits there.
538
Oh, so far I like the chairs I've put down.
539
It's so perfect for people watching.
540
You have your choice of being in the way or creepily facing the bathroom, but I think we can all agree that this is the best seat in the house, where you just sit behind the counter,
541
completely in the way of people just trying to make some drinks as you snort the cup into your nose.
542
Oh my god, look at this brave soul.
543
I was here before, it was cool to be radioactive.
544
Shockingly, despite all this floor space, The game actually won't let me place chairs down in any of this area, no matter how much rotating I do.
545
Oh, this is another good seat, too.
546
You know, where you get to just observe the outside world?
547
It's an especially unique seat, because I really shoved it close to the wall.
548
You know, when you people watch with your legs just jutting out of the storefront?
549
That's okay, though, because I realized something else.
550
We can put chairs out here.
551
We can't go past this line, nor can we put stuff right in the entryway.
552
But that's okay, there's still plenty of space.
553
I also learned that if you actually do put a table down, when people sit down to enjoy their delicious coffee, When they leave their trash, they put it on the table instead of on the chairs.
554
That means I'm like ground zero in here, where they just left all their crap on the chairs and now nobody can sit there.
555
This remains beautiful, usable real estate.
556
And thank God she sips from her cup and then shoves it into this trash.
557
There we go.
558
Look at that horrible disarray.
559
I'm sure you're enjoying your coffee
560
and also your knee that's wedged into the table as you stare off at these buildings and the horrible smoggy sky.
561
So how about something nicer for people to look at?
562
I actually know this cat.
563
This is Stash.
564
There we go.
565
How eclectic of us.
566
Look at these amazing conversation pieces.
567
But there's something much more exciting at play here than just having space for people to sit.
568
Because over a long enough period of time, this happens.
569
Full-blown radiation situation.
570
These front seats have all become a beautiful, toxic art installation.
571
Nobody's allowed to sit here, but that's okay.
572
Because there are still some seats where people can sit.
573
I like that if I click on them.
574
It shows me their little portrait, and you can just see all the fumes engulfing her face.
575
How does paradise taste?
576
Presumably like a whole lot of garbage.
577
But hey, when you need your coffee, you need your coffee.
578
But now it's time for one last thing.
579
You remember our package drop-off spot?
580
I've been thinking about it this whole time, and I just have to know.
581
Is there a limit to how many packages we can order?
582
And all I can say is it's time to find out.
583
So I'm just gonna order one of literally everything.
584
We don't need a lot of supplies, we just need a lot of boxes.
585
So hopefully this helps do the trick.
586
Oh, watch your head, buddy.
587
That was a close one.
588
Okay, I'm getting really excited for the process.
589
Well, no one seems that concerned yet.
590
They're just navigating around the boxes, completely unconcerned about cars and stuff.
591
I like how this lady's like, well, time to go to work.
592
Oh, I think they just blocked the passage.
593
Well, guess I'm calling in sick.
594
Okay, so it's been about an hour now.
595
Box pile is still growing.
596
Cafe in the background, still radioactive.
597
So far, so good.
598
Yep, it's been another hour.
599
Now we're enduring this amazing noise.
600
Also, everybody else is just as confused, especially with this metamorphosis happening right in front of them.
601
Okay, so I've got some good news and I've got some bad news.
602
The good news is that our box pile is absolutely amazing.
603
The bad news is this is about as big as it gets before the game crashes.
604
Also, amazingly, everything has gone to hell inside the coffee shop.
605
There's toxic fumes everywhere.
606
This woman's been trying to order coffee forever and nobody's here.
607
There's a terrifying wall of boxes right outside the window.
608
Also, as I'm sure you can see, these cars absolutely don't care.
609
Just a minor inconvenience for them.
610
But here's the really good news.
611
It turns out if I pause the game and then hit play again really fast, here's what the boxes do.
612
Ahhhhhhhhhh And I can just keep doing it too.
613
Nature is healing!
614
And I'm so glad that this woman is still not concerned.
615
She's just annoyed she can't get her Wes Anderson coffee.
616
Even though it's not her favorite.
617
I want to thank Opera GX again for sponsoring this video.
618
It's free to download and you can check it out for yourself using my linky in the description.
619
So I hope you had fun, I know I did.
620
And I'll see you next time.
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Prime impressioni: perché questo video è ottimo per la pratica di conversazione in inglese
Questo clip di Josh è una vera gemma per chi vuole imparare l'inglese con YouTube. La lingua è colloquiale, spontanea e ricca di espressioni quotidiane, perfetta per esercitare l'intonazione e la fluidità. Josh parla a un ritmo accessibile, con pause naturali che lo rendono ideale per lo shadowing in inglese – una tecnica dove ripeti immediatamente dopo il parlante per migliorare pronuncia e flusso. Inoltre, il contenuto mixa umorismo e informazioni, mantenendo alta la motivazione: chi non si diverte a sentire di "servire sofferenza" con il caffè?
Scomponiamo il dialogo: 3 frasi naturali da analizzare
- "Boy, am I excited": Questa struttura inversa ("am I" invece di "I am") è tipica del linguaggio colloquiale per enfatizzare l'emozione. È come dire "Dio mio, sono entusiasta!" e aggiunge energia alla frase.
- "I'm sorry in advance": Un'espressione molto usata per anticipare un'azione che potrebbe creare disconfort. È semplice ma efficace, e mostra come gli inglesi usano frasi brevi per comunicare chiarezza.
- "Finally, a browser that understands my needs": La mancanza di "there is" ("c'è") è una caratteristica del linguaggio parlato. Josh usa una struttura compatta per esprimere sollievo, qualcosa che i non madrelingua spesso dimenticano ma che rende il discorso più naturale.
Una routine di pratica: shadowing e registrazione per migliorare
Ecco come usare il video per esercitarti: shadowspeaks (ripetizione immediata) è la chiave. Segui questi passaggi: 1) Guarda un frammento di 5-10 secondi, ascoltando attentamente l'intonazione e la pronuncia. 2) Ripeti immediatamente dopo, cercando di imitare il tono e il ritmo. 3) Registrati mentre ripeti e confronta con il video: noterai differenze nella velocità o nelle sillabe enfatizzate. 4) Ripeti il processo per 10 minuti al giorno. Con il tempo, la tua pronuncia diventerà più fluida e le frasi colloquiali saranno più facili da usare nella pratica di conversazione in inglese. Ricorda: l'obiettivo è non essere perfetto, ma essere capito e sentirti a tuo agio!
La grammatica di questo video
Le strutture che chi parla usa di più, con le parole esatte del video:
| Struttura | Nel video |
|---|---|
| Present perfect continuous have/has been + -ing — un’azione iniziata prima e ancora in corso | I've been thinking · woman's been trying |
| Frasi condizionali if + frase, will/would + verbo — una condizione e il suo risultato | if we give them more soy, they'll love |
| Present perfect have/has + participio passato — un’azione passata che conta ancora adesso | I've released · we've figured · haven't unlocked |
| Forma passiva be + participio passato — conta ciò che accade, non chi lo fa | wasn't allowed · is imported · is stocked |
Cos'è la tecnica dello Shadowing?
Shadowing è una tecnica di apprendimento delle lingue supportata da studi scientifici, originariamente sviluppata per la formazione dei traduttori professionisti e resa popolare dal poliglotta Dr. Alexander Arguelles. Il metodo è semplice ma potente: ascolti un audio in inglese di madrelingua e lo ripeti immediatamente ad alta voce — come un'ombra che segue il parlante con un ritardo di solo 1–2 secondi. A differenza dell'ascolto passivo o degli esercizi di grammatica, lo shadowing costringe il tuo cervello e i muscoli della bocca a elaborare e riprodurre simultaneamente i modelli di discorso reale. La ricerca dimostra che migliora significativamente la precisione della pronuncia, l'intonazione, il ritmo, il discorso connesso, la comprensione dell'ascolto e la fluidità del parlato — rendendolo uno dei metodi più efficaci per la preparazione alla prova di speaking dell'IELTS e per la comunicazione reale in inglese.