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Attention boys and ghouls.
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Nope.
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Every Halloween I dress up in an amazing costume, and you never get what I am.
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No, we get what you are.
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An adult man who enjoys dress-up.
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Very funny, Rosa.
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This year, that won't be a problem, because you're gonna pick my costume.
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Aw, come on.
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Uh, Ms. Pac-Man's nipple.
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No, that's brown.
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Why would you know that?
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To be or not to be?
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Not to be.
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Thank you.
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Ha!
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Joan of Arc, Rod Stewart, Martha Stewart, He-Man, Master of the Universe!
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I got it!
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Gay Robin Hood!
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Yes!
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Oh my gosh, that's what it is!
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Hey Charles, wanna grab a beer before you go home?
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Ooh, a yeast feast!
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Never mind.
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No, no, no, I wanna go, it's just, there's a huge emergency I have to deal with first.
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Oh no, is everything okay?
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It's about my food truck.
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I have to get a party spot.
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Oh, that doesn't sound as intense as you were making it out to be.
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Move your asshole, bitch!
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What is happening?
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We have to get there by 7 o'clock when they lift the parking restrictions.
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It's the best fight in Brooklyn and everyone wants it.
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Get the hell out of the way!
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Charles, I highly doubt the entire food truck industry is racing to get into this one spot.
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It's not Mad Max.
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We're neck and neck with rice pudding.
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You got Korean tacos on your six.
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Oh my god, it's real.
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We're on the Fury Road.
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Witness me, blood bag!
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Hold on tight!
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The End Greg?
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Larry?
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What's going on?
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Any idea why Marshall Haas called this special meeting?
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I don't know.
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Do you think she saw the video we put on the internet to lure Jimmy Figgis down here?
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Corn dog peened by go-kart?
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It's pwned, but that was really adorable.
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Well, if she has, it would ruin our entire plan.
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Here she comes.
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Gentlemen.
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Sup.
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So, how's it going?
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It's good.
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It's really good.
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Uh, keeping a low prof. No contact with Brooklyn.
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No one's questioned our identities.
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Definitely staying off the net.
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Right, Greg.
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Right.
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That's it?
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That's all you have to say to me?
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Yeah, I think we're good.
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So nobody's gonna ask me how I'm doing?
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Oh, I didn't think this was a personal conversation.
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It's not.
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Turn back around.
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Watch the movie.
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This is official business.
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I was just testing you, because Greg is the kind of person cares about his friends and can sense when something is off with them.
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Is something off with you, Marshall Haas?
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I don't know.
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I mean, I met someone, okay?
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And, um, I mean, it's not my husband.
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I mean, nothing's happened yet, but my entire body is on fire.
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He's Cuban.
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Is this still official business?
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Of course it is.
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Shut up and watch a movie.
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Yeah.
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Pop quiz.
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If Larry were married and everything was fine, and I mean, honestly, everything is totally fine.
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Sure.
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But he knew that one night, this person could give him everything he needed for the rest of his life.
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Would he do it?
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Yes?
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Yes?
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Good.
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What if this person that Larry met was young?
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I mean, really young.
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Well, I don't think Larry would do anything illegal.
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You know, it seems to me Larry has needs and deserves to have those needs met.
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Greg, you're really great at being undercover.
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No, you both passed the test.
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Monaco!
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Vamanos!
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Round my neck.
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Also, we clean up the streets.
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Yeah, sure, that's good, too.
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So, I've been planning how to zing Madeline when she puts the medal on.
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I have the perfect line.
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Lunchtime is over.
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It's a play on lunchtime.
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Yes, devastating burns, sir.
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But you know what would really show her is if you said nothing at all.
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Oh, interesting, interesting.
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Let Madeline know she's not even worth my staying up all night crafting zingers.
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Lunch time took you all night?
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Trust me.
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Turn the other cheek.
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Which I recently learned is about faces and not butts.
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But works either way.
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Yes.
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I should be the bigger person.
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It shouldn't be hard, given that Madeline's not technically a person.
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For meritorious service, the NYPD bestows this award on detectives Rosa Diaz, Jake Peralta, and Captain...
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Raymond Holt.
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Raymond.
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Madeleine.
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You won.
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Go ahead and gloat, you toad.
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Thank you for this honor, Deputy Chief.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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You're welcome.
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Lunchtime is over.
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Boom! Did it!
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Ha-ha!
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Had it both ways.
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No regrets.
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Attention, squad.
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Here's where we stand vis-a-vis whether or not the precinct will be shut down.
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The precinct will be shut down.
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What?
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But I thought the official hearing wasn't until tonight.
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Amy's friend at HQ heard that maybe the 7-4 was getting shut down instead.
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There's no way that's true.
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Amy doesn't have a friend.
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I do so.
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Although I only see her at work events, and we only talk through email.
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Oh, God, she's just a colleague.
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Santiago's work acquaintance is correct.
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Tonight at 7, the committee is choosing between us and the 7-4, although the 7-4 has a significant advantage.
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They house an elite gang task force.
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Well, this is on you, sir.
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I begged you for a task force, but no, you wouldn't give me funding for Strike Team Thunder, Kill Alpha, colon, Hard Target.
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You never told me what it was for.
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It's a strike team that...
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kills thunder and puts its colon on hard targets.
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They're gonna spit us up and send us all the different precincts.
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This is the last time I'm gonna stand up here and look at you guys.
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He's got closer damn legs!
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No!
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This isn't over yet.
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Sure, maybe we don't have Strike Team Thunder, Kill Alpha, colon, Hard Target, but we're the Nine-Nine.
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We have Rosa and Charles, Gina, Amy and Terry and Carl!
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It's Mark.
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Sorry, I was just trying to include someone from outside the inner circle.
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There's an inner circle?
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The point is we're not rolling over.
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We're gonna solve a huge case before the hearing tonight.
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And then the NYPD cannot shut us down.
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So come on, Captain.
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Give me something big and juicy.
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What do you got?
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A 10-year-old had his bike stolen.
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We are est in the B.
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Okay, we're all set up in there, Mr. Peralta?
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Just, uh, sign here.
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What's all set up?
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What's going on?
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Thank you for asking, Terrence.
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You see, the food in prison was inedible.
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All I thought about day and night were the things I wished I was eating.
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And you, Amy.
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I thought about you a lot.
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Sex with you, just us doing sex with foreplay.
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Great save, babe.
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Thanks.
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And so I decided to make my food fantasy come true.
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Unbutton your pants and take off your shoes, because there's gonna be a doink load of sodium at Freedom Feast 2017.
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We begin where all great stories begin, in the quaint little town of French Fry Village.
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After that, we're gonna move our adventure over to Cheeseburger Mountain, which consists, you guessed it, of turkey burgers.
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I'm kidding, it's cheeseburgers.
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This is kind of just stuffing.
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You can avoid that.
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But it's attached to the Thanksgiving turkey theme, because I was thinking about that a lot up in the jail.
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And finally, we have a big old Passover brisket, because you know I loves my mom.
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If you would all take a seat while I make a toast.
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Kindly raise your two liters. To freedom. To you.
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And most importantly, to orange drink.
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And Sex with Amy.
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To Sex with Amy!
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Sorry.
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Shouldn't have said that last part.
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Oh, this is amazing.
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This is so amazing.
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Everything about this is amazing.
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What are you talking about?
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A virus got on the server and sent all of us an email with everyone's search histories.
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Check this out.
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Sergeant Jeffords searched the internet for undiscovered muscle.
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I was working out and saw a muscle in my shoulder I'd never seen before.
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I thought it might have been a scientific discovery.
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Listen to this.
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Scully searched for how much fudge is in a calorie.
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I never found the answer, but it's a good question.
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Boyle looked up how to make desk yogurt.
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Yes, I did, and I am thrilled with the results.
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Although the jar is really hot.
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That's gross.
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And Amy searched for Daniel Craighands plus close-up.
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Ugh.
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You should talk.
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You searched for cheapest date possible.
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And I wear that search like a badge of honor.
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So, ready for dinner?
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Here we go.
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Would you like something sweet or maybe savory?
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Apple pie, and I'm stuck.
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I'm stuck!
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Careful.
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I only get one shot at this brawler.
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Don't worry.
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I know what I'm doing.
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I saw the first 15 minutes of the Hurt Locker.
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Hurry.
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The stench is too much.
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We gotta get those shoes out of here.
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How much time do we have?
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Scully ate his pot pie 30 minutes ago, so we probably got 10 minutes left on this nap.
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12 if he's turkey tired.
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All right, count it up.
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It's trapped.
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Abort mission.
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I have an idea.
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Let's send these shoes to hell.
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Oh, wait.
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It just smells worse than before.
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Abort!
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Morning. Who were those for?
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Captain Holt's uncle passed away.
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They weren't close, but I wanted to do something.
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Interesting.
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Flowers are a bold choice, Santiago.
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But I can still beat you.
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Beat me at expressing condolences.
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Yep, it's on.
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Flowers are a gift, and Captain Holt hates gifts.
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I think a thoughtful email is the way to go here.
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Dear Captain, we were all so sorry for your loss.
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Group sentiment.
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Very meaningful.
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Please let us know if there's anything we can do.
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Selfless act.
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Very respectful.
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Correct.
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I am the king of respectfulness, bitches!
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Hey, did you send that from your personal or work account?
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Personal.
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It's a personal matter involving a personal friend and his personal uncle.
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So you remembered to turn off your signature, right?
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I don't know.
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Hey, Captain.
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I just sent you an e-mail.
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Dear Captain, we were all so sorry for your loss.
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Please let us know if there's anything we can do.
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Sent from my stinky butt.
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I was hacked?
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Thank you for the e-mail.
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It means a lot to me.
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You're very welcome.
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I was addressing your stinky butt.
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No!
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No, no, no!
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You can't take her from me, you bastard!
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Don't do this, Scully.
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You have to be strong over her right now.
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What's going on?
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Eunice being replaced.
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Come on!
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That machine's been here forever.
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It's basically part of the force.
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Take Scully instead.
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Yes, please.
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Take me to the land of any machines.
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Can we at least have five minutes to say a proper goodbye?
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Whatever.
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Let me just start by saying that this machine is the best restaurant in Brooklyn, and it always had a table for me.
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I knew just where to punch it to get free food.
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Now I have to go back to punching Hitchcock.
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Look, she still has the bags of baby carrots I requested they put in.
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They're black now, but they're there.
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Goodbye, beautiful machine.
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Thank you for your service.
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Okay.
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Squad salute.
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You can take her away now.
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Well, I think we handled that with dignity.
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Free candy!
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Oh, ho, ho!
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Merry Christmas!
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Whoa, thank you, good sir.
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The elves will not starve this night.
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Any sign of our bogey?
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Negative.
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Are you sure our guy's in the show?
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My C.I said he walked this route exactly the last three days.
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Fine, but in ten minutes we're calling this.
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I have to get back to my ecstasy task force.
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Of course we have to bag a major giggle pig flair soon or they're gonna shut us down.
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Oh ho ho and a bottle of rum!
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Presents!
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God you're bad at being Santa.
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Jake holy crap nine o'clock.
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The Pontiac Bandit, aka Doug Judy.
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Okay Santa stay calm just like we practiced.
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Merry Judy Mr. Doug Judy Christmas.
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Dammit!
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Carousel?
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No!
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I'll give ring a talk!
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Ah!
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Greasy!
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NYPD, stop where you are!
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Come on, Santa, why are you so fast?
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NYPD, clear out.
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Where are you?
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Ah!
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Ah!
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Gotcha!
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Doug, Judy, you're under arrest.
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Put your hands in the air.
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Hey, Rosa.
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Merry Christmas, girl.
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Shut up.
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Take a good look, kids.
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This is what happens when you're naughty!
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So, that's 20 cargo ships in the last three months.
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Whoever's behind this smuggling ring knows their way around the docks, so we're going undercover as longshoremen.
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I will be Von Tom Tucker, a gruff, spitting, punch-you-in-the-guts sailor man who's taking a little break on dry land, but just until my girlfriend, Cangela, gets out of lady jail...
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Did you just spit in my trash can?
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No, Vaughn did.
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There's some tobacco in there, too.
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Vaughn chews it, but it makes Jake super dizzy.
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And I'm Twink Tucker.
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You cannot choose your own name anymore.
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I got a job at the docks to support my drug habit, but I kept it because I love the seagulls.
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What, are you Irish now?
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No. Well, we better get going, Captain.
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Don't want to be late for our shift down to the docks.
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Good news.
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The leader of the cargo smoking ring turned himself in at the 8-3.
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The mafia was closing in on him.
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Oh.
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Oh, that's great.
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That's good news.
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Yeah.
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Case closed.
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I guess we'll just return these outfits.
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Great.
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Take this back.
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You have ten minutes.
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Coffee.
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Extra black, extra no sugar, and real warm.
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It gets cold on them ducks.
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I want a gray tea for me.
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Twink, Tucker.
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Nope, you ruined it.
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Come on, come on, Captain.
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Pick up.
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Your friend Bob is secretly working for Jimmy the Butcher Figgis.
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This is a call you're gonna want to take.
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Bob must have done something to him.
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Or maybe they're talking about something super boring, like potatoes or beans.
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White rice, brown rice.
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Those are just some of the rices I love.
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Also basmati.
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Now, that's all of them now.
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I should have known Agent Whelan was dirty.
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There were signs.
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He wore a bee-neck once.
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Mom, you did nothing.
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That's my greatest regret.
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Well, at least he's still alive.
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When he comes out of the coma, we'll get him to talk.
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Do you mind getting us some food?
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I can't fathom eating these candies that Peralta bought us.
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Chocolate is the devil's carob.
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And carob is Satan's raisin.
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I'll go down to the cafeteria, see if I can't scare up some untoasted bread.
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Yeah.
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Oh, Raymond.
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I forgot my wallet and my...
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Bob, you've killed him.
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And now I'm going to have to kill you.
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I've never been more shocked.
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Thank you, Margaret.
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You're welcome, Raymond.
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Sham is Murphy.
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That's right.
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Remember how I saved the detectives from prison in exchange for a favor?
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The time has come...
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Wait, this is in my order.
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This isn't my order.
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What?
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This is an omelet.
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I don't eat omelets on vacation.
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Yeah, I don't care what you eat.
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I'm here to call in the favor that you owe me.
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Billy, what if I say no?
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This is you asking me for in-town promising to pay me back.
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How do you think this would look to your bosses, especially now that you're up for the commission a job?
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Yeah, I know everything.
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So, what do you want from me?
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A permit to throw a block party?
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We don't even have to break the law.
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This is fantastic news.
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I am not giving Seamus Murphy that permit.
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He only wants to use the block party as a cover for something criminal, a robbery, a murder, or something worse.
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You don't know that for sure.
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And that's your loophole.
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I don't believe in loopholes.
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What?
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Loopholes are the best.
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Remember that time when Pancake Palace had that all-you-can-eat deal, but they didn't set a time limit?
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I ate pancakes for a week for $3.99.
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All I had to do was sleep there and never shower.
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What?
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Thanks for the invite, friend.
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I will not be using a loophole, Peralta.
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As always, I'll be using the main hole or no hole.
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I choose no hole.
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You just said whole way too much, sir.
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And that's coming from Charles.
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Yes, that's concerning.
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Oh, you think you know someone, Jake?
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Unbelievable!
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All right, gang.
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Diet day four.
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How's everyone holding up?
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Honestly, I'm going to last forever.
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You hear that, bitches?
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I'm gonna last forever.
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I'm doing great.
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This morning, the homeless guy on my stoop said my skin looked dope.
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What's going on?
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Why do you all have matching bags?
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We're doing a diet together.
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My wife found it.
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She heard about it at Mommy and Me graphic design.
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Wait, it might have been Tyler Karate.
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She takes our little ladies to so many classes, I can't keep it straight.
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Childhood is truly a time of wonder.
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This diet is very scientific, sir.
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All the meals are pre-planned and delivered to your doorstep.
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This is our breakfast.
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An orange wedge, three cashew nuts, and a solitary grape.
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It's actually more than you realize.
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Sometimes I can't even finish all the grape.
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Well, this seems unnecessary to me.
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You're all in perfect shape.
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You can always be healthier, sir.
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And I like the challenge.
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Plus, it's good team building.
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We're gonna get through this together.
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Hey, guys, pro tip.
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Lick the baggie.
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There's food molecules in there.
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Oh, that's so smart.
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Oh.
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Hey, Cap'n, got a second?
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It's Captain.
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What did I say?
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Cap'n, like Cap'n Crunch.
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All right, but to be fair, Cap'n Crunch was a war hero and the primary male role model in my house growing up, so... So...
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Anyways, cap 10.
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You know that jewelry store robbery down by Grand Army Plaza?
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I know who did it.
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Dustin Whitman.
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I put him in Rikers two years ago.
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He just got out, and the crime scene matches his MO perfectly.
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Okay, what do we got?
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Security cam shows male suspect, 5'9".
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Wearing a black ski mask.
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He bypassed McConnell alarm by using the magnetic kill switch.
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And he only stole diamonds.
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Nothing over two carats.
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Yeah, exactly.
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How'd you know?
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I'm a detective.
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That's what I do.
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I'm just kidding.
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I need a lot more information, but that would have been a great exit line, right?
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Crime texts aren't done yet, but I'm 100% sure it's Whitman.
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Well, let's see what kind of physical evidence they turn up and then we can talk arrest.
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Actually, hilarious story.
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So that is Dustin Whitman.
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You already arrested him with insufficient evidence.
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By law, we have 48 hours to find that evidence and we have to let him go.
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You just start the clock.
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What's up with this emergency meeting?
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Whoa, Detective Santiago.
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Big date tonight.
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How do I look?
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Well, I think you look.
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Sorry, that was supposed to be a cat call.
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I don't know how this works.
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Hey, is this why you were getting makeup tips from the prostitute in the holding cell?
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I just wanted to know how she got such smoky eyes.
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Turns out it was an STD rash.
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Detective Peralta's made a collar in the jewelry store heist.
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Way to go, Jakey.
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That's okay.
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That's okay.
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No!
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He didn't get sufficient evidence to make it stick.
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So we have the next 48 hours to fix his mistake.
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Aw, damn it.
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What evidence did you have when you arrested this guy?
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Some pretty ironclad stuff.
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Destin, it's been a while.
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Mind if I ask you a few questions?
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Well, well, well.
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If it isn't joke or alter, that's it, you're under arrest!
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Case closed?
528
If we don't find something conclusive, it jeopardizes the case and opens the department up to a lawsuit.
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So cancel your plans.
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We're here until this is over.
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Damn it, Peralta.
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Ow!
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I know everyone's mad at Peralta for ruining their weekend. But?
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That was it.
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I was just demonstrating for Detective Peralta what a fact is.
536
Peralta, are you eating an Italian sub for breakfast?
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I am, but Amy said I should eat more veggies, so I got extra pepper-cini.
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Smart.
539
Excuse me.
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You need to watch yourself.
541
I'm sorry?
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Cop?
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All right, let's everybody just stay calm here.
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Oh, what?
545
Are you gonna arrest me for dancing?
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You call that dancing?
547
Ooh!
548
This is dancing.
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What is happening?
550
I'm diffusing the situation.
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Dancing Captain, let's capture image of a lifeline!
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Why is my phone always dead?
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I paid $13 for it!
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Don't worry, Charlie.
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I got it.
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Oh, my hands are covered in butter from making butter.
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I'm on it. Must record. Must record.
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Hammer on.
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All right, here we go.
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Dancing over.
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Situation diffused.
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No!
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So I got assigned to this one rookie, and on his training day, I made him smoke angel dust at gunpoint.
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King Kong ain't got nothing on me.
565
Isn't that the plot and tagline of...
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The movie Training Day?
567
Yes.
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Great observation tank.
569
It's because it's based on my life.
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Lunch is over.
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Bust your trays.
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Now, Peralta.
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I haven't finished my lemon cookie bowl.
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And you're not gonna get to either.
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Give it to me.
576
Oh, you want the cookie?
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There's your cookie.
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You're going in the hole.
579
Oh, I'm going in the hole?
580
Yeah.
581
Yeah, bring it on!
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Jack!
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Jack!
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Jack!
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Jack!
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Jack!
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Jack!
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Jack!
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Jack!
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Jack!
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Jack!
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Jack!
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I've been waiting in here for four minutes, and it's gross.
594
Man, it really is.
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Okay, snitch time.
596
What's up with Romero?
597
All right, he's got a delivery coming in on Wednesday night.
598
One of the cafeteria workers is smuggling something in with the produce.
599
Ha-ha, great.
600
See you Thursday.
601
Wait, what?
602
You're just gonna leave me in here in solitary?
603
You spit in a guard's face.
604
That's five days in the hole.
605
Yeah, but, I mean, you made me do that.
606
Well, we don't want anybody getting suspicious, huh? Have fun. Have fun.
607
Try not to go crazy.
608
Okay, no big deal.
609
Five days is nothing.
610
I'm not afraid to be alone with my thoughts.
611
My thoughts are awesome.
612
Die hard sex on a cruise ship, pizza bagel restaurant, my father never loved me and I'm gonna die alone.
613
Oh, boy, that happened fast.
614
Guard!
615
Guard!
616
Good morning, everyone.
617
Oh.
618
My.
619
Goodness.
620
Sarge.
621
What. Are.
622
The.
623
Chances?
624
I say zero.
625
Oh, I mean, when Genevieve got me these suspenders, I thought I'd lean into it and go for the whole look, but I didn't want to step on your toes.
626
That being said, you know what this means.
627
Don't do this, Charles.
628
Oh, it's already done.
629
Gather around, y'all.
630
It's time to play Who Wore It Best.
631
I'd really rather not.
632
Because you're a little chicken?
633
Who wore it best?
634
Who wore it best?
635
Who wore it best?
636
Terry.
637
What?
638
Come on!
639
You should change, Boyle.
640
Not here!
641
This installation is composed of Constantine's accounts of the First Punic War.
642
In the year 263...
643
Ah, yes.
644
The First Pubic War.
645
The sexiest of all wars.
646
Hi, Dr. Albrin Einsteib.
647
I have an urgent question for you about ancient Greece.
648
Shall we walk?
649
Of course, Doctor...
650
I feel like you said Einstein?
651
Yes, that's correct.
652
It's a family name.
653
What is going on?
654
Captain Holtz, let me just follow my lead.
655
Your theory is wrong.
656
The Greeks did not climb out of the Trojan horse's butt.
657
Put this on.
658
A rose-shearing head at work?
659
People will think I'm demented.
660
Just put it on.
661
Kevin?
662
Doctor Einstein?
663
No, Professor McGonagall.
664
Why is Bloor dressed as me?
665
Shh!
666
Get in.
667
Get in!
668
Professor?
669
Judith?
670
Hello, Kevin.
671
It's me, Raymond Holt.
672
We need to get you to safety.
673
Your life is in danger.
674
Dowel, dowel!
675
Tommy, down!
676
Tommy, down!
677
Tommy, down!
678
Tommy, down!
679
Tommy!
680
Tommy!
681
Tommy!
682
Gobbler's back and he wants to hear what you turkeys are thankful for.
683
Charles, you gotta stop.
684
No!
685
I don't gobble understand people. But Charles...
686
Gobble!
687
Dude, gobble!
688
Gobble, gobble, your tail feather is caught in a gobble door.
689
Thank you, gobble.
690
Wait, what?
691
Oh, God!
692
Oh.
693
I think your feathers are ripping.
694
Gobble.
695
Gobble.
696
Hello?
697
I followed all your rules.
698
I'm unarmed.
699
I'm not wearing a wire.
700
I came alone.
701
There's no backup.
702
Come on, man.
703
I need your help to take down your brother.
704
Doug Judy, the Pontiac Bandit.
705
Hey, baby.
706
Nice legs.
707
Why are you in your boxes?
708
So you would know I'm not wearing a wire.
709
Your buddy Scott said I had to.
710
Ah, that makes sense.
711
Scott's a perv.
712
Hey, Scott, wherever you watchin' from, go home.
713
Sorry, man.
714
So what's so important?
715
I'm looking for your foster brother, George.
716
I hate the guy.
717
Stole from my mom, burned our house down.
718
Worst of all, he ran off on my LP of Phil Collins' No Jacket Required.
719
It's my favorite album.
720
Haven't heard it in 20 years.
721
I mean, can't you just stream it?
722
Can't do that to Phil.
723
Susudio demands vinyl.
724
Right, vinyl and whatnot.
725
Okay, well, George is a murderer now, and he just escaped from prison.
726
We think he might be trying to flee the country.
727
You want me to help you catch him?
728
Like when X-Men teamed up with Magneto to stop Apocalypse.
729
I heard that one was bad.
730
Wasn't great.
731
I still want to see it, though.
732
I'll watch it again.
733
So does that mean you're in?
734
Of course I am.
735
Damn, it feels good to be on the same team for once.
736
Cop and criminal working together?
737
We need a theme song.
738
Oh.
739
The Pontiac Bandit and Jenga cops.
740
Oh.
741
Taking down crooks in the streets where they live.
742
Floating with girls who are hot for the bash.
743
There's a talking police dog that helps them solve crime.
744
OK, great.
745
I'll see you tomorrow.
746
Thanks, doctor.
747
Have a good one.
748
Hey there, Sarge.
749
Not deprived, but I couldn't help but overhear.
750
You going to the doctor?
751
Everything okay?
752
I'm getting a vasectomy.
753
My ears are burning.
754
Someone say a vasectomy?
755
I got snipped.
756
No big deal, just numbs you out from trunk to skunk for a year.
757
It's not supposed to.
758
Trunk to skunk?
759
Hold it up.
760
You're gonna let some quack doctor just knife around down there?
761
You are blessed with a great power.
762
And you should never snip its wings.
763
You should let it soar.
764
Thanks, guys.
765
That's enough.
766
I don't need any more input.
767
Neither does your wife, I guess.
768
Look, you guys, if the sergeant wants to chop off his penis, that is his choice.
769
That's not what a vasectomy is.
770
If you guys don't get back to work, I'm gonna start firing detectives. And blanks.
771
Sorry.
772
I just never think of jokes.
773
Anybody else?
774
This is your last chance.
775
Oh, God, no need to be so testy.
776
Guess you won't be manning the tip line.
777
Sergeant, is this gonna go on your spare minute record?
778
Now playing, Scrotal Recall.
779
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to start clapping, because I just made a major drug bust.
780
Talking about four kilos of cocaine, 200,000 cash, and.. my new partner, a tarantula.
781
I call him Jake Jr., a.k.a.
782
Spidey Klum, a.k.a.
783
Mrs. Doubt Spider, a.k.a.
784
Joe Spiden, AKA Tarantula Bassett, AKA Spidermot Mulroney.
785
AKA Tarantulina Jolie.
786
What?
787
No, Charles, have you seen the spider?
788
That's a terrible name.
789
Sorry.
790
Why do you have that thing?
791
Because they were gonna throw him away, but I couldn't let them do that to my furry little...
792
Oh, he's actually really scary up close.
793
It's horrifying from everywhere.
794
Terry hates creepy crawlers.
795
Seriously?
796
I'm not going to your apartment if that thing is there.
797
All right, fine.
798
Then he'll just live here and help me solve crimes.
799
Get used to him, everyone, because me and this spider are partners for life.
800
He's gone.
801
I left the cage unlocked and he's gone.
802
Somebody find him!
803
I'm good.
804
I'm out of here!
805
He couldn't have gone far, unless he can fly.
806
Can tarantulas fly?
807
Jake, you better find that spider.
808
And I'm not coming back here until you do!
809
Uh, Sarge, I think I found it.
810
Why are you looking at me like that?
811
It's on my head!
812
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the most anticipated event in this precinct's history.
813
The auction for?
814
The suitcase of mystery.
815
Exactly, Jacob.
816
This puppy's been in the lost and found since 1976.
817
No one alive today knows its contents.
818
I'm happy to say Captain Holt has finally given me permission to auction it off.
819
How long did you give me a spray tan?
820
Any shade you want.
821
Jake, willing to sacrifice his dignity.
822
Who can top it?
823
Massage.
824
I'll give you a massage.
825
Charles, going in the wrong direction and getting himself disqualified.
826
Interesting approach.
827
Orange Jake!
828
Going once!
829
Going twice!
830
I'll show you a picture of me in high school.
831
There is side pony.
832
Ooh, Rosa coming in hot, Rosa coming in hot.
833
I'll also give you full control of my hair and wardrobe.
834
I'll go on a date with you.
835
Sold! To Jake.
836
Not to Schooley, that really freaked me out, and I just want this to end now.
837
Woo! So there's this suitcase.
838
I don't care.
839
Yeah!
840
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この動画で鍛えるスピーキングの目標
日常会話のリズムと即応力を向上させるのがポイントです。ブルックリン99のコメディーシーンは、短いやり取りに込められた皮肉やユーモアが多く、自然な会話の流れを掴むのに最適です。IELTS スピーキング対策にも役立つ、日常的な場面でのコミュニケーション能力を養いましょう。
実用フレーズバンク
- 「has ZERO business being this funny」：「こんなに面白くあるはずがない」（ユーモアを込めた表現）
- 「move your asshole, bitch!」：「邪魔をしないで！」（くだけた口調、緊迫した場面での発言）
- 「witness me, blood bag!」：「見てろよ、やつら！」（ドラマチックな台詞、パロディー的表現）
- 「ruin our entire plan」：「計画全体を台無しにする」（公式な場面でも使えるフレーズ）
これらのフレーズは、shadowspeaks（シャドースピーク）の練習に最適です。動画で英語学習をする際は、繰り返し口に出して発音とリズムを覚えましょう。
弱点を克服するポイント
英語の発音を良くするためには、アクセントの位置と弱い発音に注目します。例えば「nipple」の「ple」や「pwned」の「pw」は、日本人には難しい音です。動画をゆっくり再生し、口の形と息の使い方を観察して真似します。また、会話のポーズや抑揚も重要で、ユーモアの効果を高める鍵です。シャドースピークの練習で、自然な会話の流れを身につけましょう。
動画で英語学習をすることで、IELTS スピーキング対策だけでなく、実践的なコミュニケーション能力も向上します。繰り返し練習して、自然な英語表現を身につけましょう。
この動画の文法
話し手がよく使っている文型を、動画の実際の表現とともに紹介します。
| 文型 | 動画での表現 |
|---|---|
| 現在完了進行形 have/has been + -ing — 以前に始まり今も続いている動作 | I've been planning · I've been waiting |
| 現在完了形 have/has + 過去分詞 — 過去の出来事が今も関係している | machine's been · you've killed · I've never been |
| 受動態 be + 過去分詞 — 誰がするかより、何が起きるかに焦点を当てる | will be shut · was hacked · being replaced |
シャドーイングとは？英語上達に効果的な理由
シャドーイング（Shadowing）は、もともとプロの通訳者養成プログラムで開発された言語学習法で、多言語習得者として知られるDr. Alexander Arguelles によって広く普及されました。方法はシンプルですが非常に効果的：ネイティブスピーカーの英語を聞きながら、1〜2秒の遅延で声に出してすぐに繰り返す——まるで「影（shadow）」のように話者を追いかけます。文法ドリルや受動的なリスニングと異なり、シャドーイングは脳と口の筋肉が同時にリアルタイムで英語を処理・再現することを強制します。研究により、発音精度、抑揚、リズム、連音、リスニング力、そして会話の流暢さが大幅に向上することが確認されています。IELTSスピーキング対策や自然な英語コミュニケーションを目指す方に特におすすめです。