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Oh, oh, okay, Ross, I realized that you didn't expect to walk in and see that, but, uh, let me explain, okay?

We weren't doing anything!

Rach, he just saw us.

But what you saw, that is the extent No, come on.

That is a lie.

We also kissed in Barbados.

Dude, chill.

Okay, we also kissed in Barbados, but we didn't plan it, okay?

And the only reason that that happened was because I saw you kissing Charlie.

Yeah, you started it.

I have got to chill.

Look, we probably should have talked to you about this before it ever happened, but...

Oh, we feel so terrible about this, Ross.

Yeah, but it did happen. So...

Ross?

Can we just close the door?

so you two are yeah and have you had no no no no no

but if i hadn't walked in here would you probably no no

gross this is not how we wanted you to find out

about this you have every right to go nuts I'm not going nuts.

Do you see me going nuts?

No, but you know what I mean.

Hey, hey, hey.

If you two are happy, then I'm happy for you.

I'm fine.

Really?

Absolutely.

I'm fine.

Totally fine.

I don't know why it's coming out all loud and squeaky, because, really, I'm fine.

I'm not saying I wasn't a little surprised to see you guys kissing.

I mean, at first, I was like, ah!

But now that I've had time to absorb it...

loving this...

it's all working out me and Charlie

and you two you know what we should do calm ourselves

we should all have dinner yes we'll do it tomorrow night I'll cook

look don't you think that'll be a little weird weird what

what's weird I don't know the only thing weird would be if someone didn't like Mexican food because I'M MAKING FAJITAS!

I DO LIKE FAJITAS.

OH, GOD.

I'll be here.

Surprise!

What the hell are you doing?

You scared the crap out of me. Was that the cake?

Yeah.

I got a lemon smush.

Come on.

She'll be here any minute.

Hope it's OK.

Happy birthday, Pee -hee.

Well, maybe we can make a bee out of one of those roses.

Yeah, we'll just use our special cake tools.

Hey, what's going on?

We just...

There's no way I'm going to get a shot.

Maybe they can take the needle and squirt it into my mouth.

You know, like a squirt gun.

hello there I'm dr. Carlin I see someone's having a little

allergic reaction doctor can I see you for just a moment

please my brother has a slight phobia about needles did you

tell him about my squirt gun idea my brother the PhD would like to know

if there's any way to treat this orally no under these circumstances, it has to be an injection.

And it has to be now.

Oh.

All right, that's good.

Have a seat.

Um, doctor says it's got to be a needle, so you're just going to have to be brave, okay?

Can you do that for me?

Okay.

Oh, boy, you are doing so good.

Good.

Okay, you want to squeeze my hand?

Yes.

Okay.

All right, Ross, don't squeeze it so hard.

Honey, really, don't squeeze it so hard.

Are you sure he didn't break it?

Because it really hurts.

No, it's just a good bone bruise.

And right here is the puncture wound from your ring.

I'm sorry.

I'm really sorry.

Sorry.

Hey!

I got my S's back!

Which we can celebrate later.

I just want to thank you for being there for me today and I'm sorry I almost broke your hand

sorry I poisoned you hey remember the time I jammed that pencil into your hand remember it

What do you think this is?

A freckle?

Oh.

Wait, what about a time that I hit you in the face with a Sylvan's pumpkin?

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Oh, man.

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Oh, remember when I stuck that broom in your bike spokes and you flipped over and hit your head on the curb?

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No. But I remember people telling me about it.

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Oh.

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Well, Ben has a little sister.

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Yeah.

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And I hope she can kick his ass.

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I'm gonna get a new bandit.

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Hey, how about the time I cut the legs off your Malibu can?

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That was you?

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Uh, they were infected.

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They wouldn't have made it.

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You gotta stop, okay?

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You can't just stare through the peephole for three hours.

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You're gonna get peep -eyed.

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I knew it.

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I knew it.

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I always knew she liked him.

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You know, she'd say no, but here we are, right?

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We just broke up.

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First thing she does.

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You didn't just break up.

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Hey, it's been, like, three weeks.

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You've slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up.

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I mean, bullets have left guns slower.

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Here they go.

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Here they...

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Oh, if she kisses him goodnight, I'm gonna kill myself.

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I swear.

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I can't...

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I can't watch.

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Come on, date over.

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Date over.

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Oh, oh, here we go.

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She's going in okay she's going in he's going in he's going in the door's closed i can't see anything

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but the door closed

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and the inventor of the door rests happily in his grave

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okay i have to do something i mean i have to

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i have to stop it stop what i don't know

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but i have a feeling that my being there will do it i'll go over

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and i will borrow something juice i need juice no you can't We must be stuck.

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I am your friend, and I am not going to let you do this.

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You are surprisingly strong.

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I need juice.

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People need juice.

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Look, man.

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People need juice.

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Listen to me.

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Juice they need.

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She's moving on, okay?

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If it's not this guy, it's going to be somebody else.

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And unless you're thinking about subletting my peephole, you are going to have to get used to the fact

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that the relationship is over, okay? man it's over yeah okay okay it's just I miss her

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so much I know my god

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these pants I'm burning up she wants to snuggle now what

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is she trying to kill me it's It's like a volcano in here. Are you hot?

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No. Okay, must just be me then.

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That was just the pants on the couch.

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um hey do you mind if i use your bathroom oh go ahead thanks

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, hey, my favorite part's coming up.

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Okay.

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Oh, my God!

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Hello?

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Joey, it's Ross.

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I need some help.

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Uh, Chandler's not here.

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Well, you can help me.

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Okay.

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Listen, I'm in Elizabeth's bathroom.

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Nice.

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No, I -I got really hot in my leather pants, so I took them off, but they must have shrunk from the -the sweat or something, or -or my legs expanded from the heat.

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But I -I can't get them back on, Joey.

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I can't.

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Oh.

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That is quite a situation.

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Uh, do you see any, like, powder?

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Powder, yeah.

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Yeah, I have powder.

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Good, good.

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Okay.

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sprinkle some of that on your legs it'll absorb some of the moisture

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and then you can get your pants back on yeah hold on

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They're not coming on, man.

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Um, you see any, uh, oh, Vaseline.

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Oh, I...

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I see lotion.

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I have lotion.

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Will that work?

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Yeah, sure.

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Throw some of that on there.

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Hold on.

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Ross, you okay?

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They're still.. they're still not coming on, man, and the lotion

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and the powder have made a paste really uh what color is it what difference does

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that make well i'm just

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if the paste matches the pants you can make yourself a pair of paste pants

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and she won't know the difference joey do you have a minute dude what am i uh rachel's here

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so good luck man let me know how it works out

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oh joey i have such a problem uh well your timing

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couldn't be better i am putting out fires all over the

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place ross um you've been in there for a long time

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i'm starting to get kind of freaked out all right i'm

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coming out hey can you turn the lights off no let's just leave the lights on

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oh my god i had a problem i'm gonna have you

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and all the guys from work over once it's you know

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furnished i must say it's nice to see you back on your feet well i am

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that and that whole rage thing is definitely behind me i wonder

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if it's time for you to rejoin our team at the museum oh donald

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that that would be great i am totally ready to come back to work i what no what are you doing

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get off my sister Chandler Chandler

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Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window

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I saw what you were doing to my sister now get out here listen, we had a good run you know, what was it, four, five months I mean,

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that's more than most people have in a lifetime So, goodbye.

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Take care.

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Bye -bye, then.

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What are you doing?

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Oh, I'm going on the lam.

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Come on, Jared.

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Come on.

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I can handle Ross.

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Hold on.

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Hey, Ross, what's up, bro?

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What the hell are you doing?

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Hey, what's going on?

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Well, I think, I think, Ross knows about me and Monica.

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Dude, he's right there.

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I thought you were my best friend.

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This is my sister.

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My best friend and my sister!

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I -I cannot believe this!

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Look, we're not just messing around.

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I love her.

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Okay?

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I'm in love with her.

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I'm so sorry that you had to find out this way.

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I'm sorry, but it's true.

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I -I love him, too.

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My best friend and my sister!

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i cannot believe this oh i'm sorry you guys want to probably get some hugs in too huh big news

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no that's okay we've actually known for a while

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what what what you guys knew you you all knew and you didn't tell me

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well ross we were worried about you okay we didn't know how you were going to react

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you were worried about me you didn't know how i was gonna react

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okay all right what do you say we all uh clear out of here

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and let these two lovebirds get back down to business hey

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hey hey i'm just talking here he's the one doing your sister hey what's up You know,

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oh, my God.

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What happened to your teeth?

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I whitened them.

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Really?

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Yeah, what do you think?

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Well, I think I shouldn't look directly at them.

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Come on, seriously.

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What, they're really, really, really white.

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Yeah, what was wrong with your old human teeth?

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I did leave the gel on a little longer than it said to.

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How much longer?

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Uh, a day.

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Boss, you know that tonight is your date with Hillary.

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I know.

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That's why I did it.

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Come on, are they really that bad?

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No. No, no, no. You'll be fine.

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Hillary's blind, right?

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She will be after tonight.

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Oh, hey.

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Hey, Rach.

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Do you notice anything, uh...

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Your teeth?

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Yes, I saw them from outside.

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Okay, maybe this will make your teeth look less white.

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Nope.

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No, okay, so colors that don't work are blue, yellow, green, red, black, white, orange, and purple.

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I don't know what I'm gonna do.

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The date starts in like an hour.

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Hey, Ross, maybe if your skin was lighter, your teeth wouldn't look so bright.

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Oh, great.

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So all I need to do is get some new skin.

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Thank you.

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I'm just saying if you put just a little bit of makeup on you...

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Oh, whoa, whoa.

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We're not 13 anymore.

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Ross, this is the only thing left that has a shot at working.

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But won't she notice I have makeup on?

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Please, half the guys out there have makeup on.

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What?

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I mean, half the people.

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I mean, we'll just try it and see.

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No, I am not putting on makeup.

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Hello?

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Oh, good.

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Ross, could you put up some of these flyers for me?

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No, Damon!

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Damon!

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And after that, what could I do except become a chef?

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Mm -hmm.

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And someday soon, I hope to open my own restaurant.

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Mm.

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You know, you're a really great listener.

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Most guys I go out with, they just talk and talk.

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Mm -hmm.

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After a while, it's just like, shut your mouth, you know?

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Mm -hmm.

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I've probably been talking too much.

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Why don't we talk about you a little bit?

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Mm -hmm.

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Come on, I want to know.

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Mm -hmm.

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Mm -hmm.

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Mm -hmm.

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OK.

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I am from Long Island.

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I, uh, came to the city for college, um, I, uh, I have a five -year -old son, and I, in my spare time, I, I like to read spy novels,

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but, but let's do it.

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Let's talk more about you, hmm?

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I've had a really good time tonight.

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You know, I rarely connect with someone this much on the first date.

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Me neither.

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I've had a really good time, too, you know.

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Are you gonna eat that bread?

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Oh, I just like the smell.

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You make me laugh.

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Would you like to move over to the couch?

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Mm -hmm.

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Maybe I'll just turn down the lights a little.

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How about all the way?

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Okay.

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Wow, cool poster.

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Or should I say, groovy poster?

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So, uh, where were we? Are those your teeth?

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Oh, you...

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You can see them, huh?

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Yes, they're insanely white.

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Yeah, I did that for you.

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you what's the matter with you what's the matter with me you've got a black light it's 1999.

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mom uh chandler was just saying how beautiful your sweater is

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oh thank you chandler i just bought it oh yes well it's very beautiful and it's cream colored and tight and

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i don't mean tight i mean it's not too tight not that i was looking at

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what's the matter with him i think he's stoned again what what dude i need to talk to you a sec

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okay i think i might know why my parents don't like you you do why okay remember we were young Spring break,

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sophomore year, I -I got high in my bedroom

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and my parents walked in and smelled it and

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so I told them that you had gotten stoned and jumped out the window.

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What?

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Why did you do that?

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I don't know.

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Uh, it was the first name that popped into my head.

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I'm sorry.

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I didn't think it'd matter.

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How could it not matter?

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How was I supposed to know we'd end up being friends after college, let alone you'd be living with my sister?

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What about all that friends forever stuff?

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I don't know.

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I was all high.

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Mom and Dad just sent me in here to find out if you were trying to get Ross stoned.

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Your parents caught Ross smoking pot in college, and he blamed it on me.

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Ross, I can't believe you'd do that.

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The reason we haven't told them we're together is because they hate me.

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Okay, so will you fix this?

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Okay, okay.

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I'll tell them it wasn't Chandler who got high.

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Okay.

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Now, who should I say it was?

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You!

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It's not like it's a big deal.

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You don't still do it or anything.

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All right, all right.

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Now, who should I say tricked me into doing it?

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Let's go.

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Oh, yeah, about telling Mom and Dad.

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I was thinking about maybe writing a letter.

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All right, you know what?

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That's it.

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You've had your chance.

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What?

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Mom, Dad, Ross smoked pot in college.

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What?

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You are such a tattletale!

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Mom, Dad, you remember that time you walked in my room and smelled marijuana?

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Yes.

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Well, I told you it was Chandler who was smoking the pot, but it was me.

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I'm sorry.

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It was you?

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And, Dad, you know that mailman that you got fired?

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Didn't steal your Playboys.

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Ross did.

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Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing.

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Monica did.

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Ross hasn't worked at the museum for a year!

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Monica and Chandler are living together!

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Ross married Rachel in Vegas and got divorced again!

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That's a lot of information to get in 30 seconds.

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All right, Monica.

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Why you felt you had to hide the fact that you're in an important relationship is beyond me.

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And we kind of figured about the porch swing.

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Ross.

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Drugs.

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divorced again what happened son I I uh I got tricked into all those things

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Chandler you've been Ross's best friend all these years stuck by

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him during the drug problems you've taken on Monica as well

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well I don't know what to say you're a wonderful human being thank you no thank you

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Monica and Ross I don't know what I'm gonna do about the two of you I'll talk to them

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hey i'm here oh oh my god you like it oh my god it's my new apothecary table

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ross phoebe is gonna be here any second she cannot see

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this oh why not she'll she'll love it it's the real

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thing i got it at pottery bar i know you did i bought the same one

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and if she sees your table she's gonna know

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that i lied to her i told her

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that ours was an original why did you do that

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because she hates Pottery Barn she hates Pottery Barn I know

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I know she says it's all mass -produced nothing is authentic and everyone winds up having the same stuff

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she's gonna be here any second can we please just cover

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this up with something please no no I am not gonna

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hide it from Phoebe oh although I did get some great

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Pottery Barn sheets I still can't believe she hates Pottery Barn

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Ross get over it it's not like she hates you yeah

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but Pottery Barn you know when I think it she's just she's weird you know it's

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because she's a twin twins are

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weird she's not weird she just likes her stuff to be

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one of a kind huh you know it's not one of a kind a twin oh baby's here okay

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so let's turn out all the lights

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and we'll just watch the movie okay hey oh cool sheet

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oh you like it you want to know where i got

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it sure they got it at a flea market you bought

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your sheets at a flea market Ross come on

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you gotta loosen the purse strings a little please

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not put your feet up on my new old sheet Oh, no!

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Ross, where did you get this?

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I got it at Pottery Barn, okay?

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Oh, my God.

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Baby, Pottery Barn has ripped off the design of our antique.

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Wow.

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Oh, my God.

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Well, if they've ripped off our table, ours must be worth much more than one in $50.

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Well, this doesn't even smell like opium.

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Of course not.

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It smells like wine, which you spilled.

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And thanks for wrecking my sheep, by the way.

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Oh, Ross, calm down.

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I'll give you the 80 cents.

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Hey.

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Hey, what have you guys been up to?

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Oh, we went to a self -defense class today.

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Wow.

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Yeah, kicking a guy in the crotch all morning really takes it out of you.

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Takes it out of you.

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No, now we can kick anybody's ass.

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After one class?

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I don't think so.

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What?

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You want to see me self -defend myself?

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Go over there and pretend you're a sexual predator.

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Go on, I dare ya!

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Well, of course you could defend yourself from an attack you know is coming.

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That's not enough.

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Look, I studied karate for a long time.

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And there's a concept you should really be familiar with.

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It's what the Japanese call unagi.

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Isn't that a kind of sushi?

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No, it's a concept.

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Yeah, it is.

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It is.

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It's freshwater eel.

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All right, maybe it means that, too.

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Oh, I would kill for a salmon skin roll right now.

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No, fine.

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Get attacked.

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I don't even care.

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Come on, Ross.

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We're sorry.

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Please tell us what it is.

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Unagi is a state of total awareness, okay?

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Only by achieving true unagi can you be prepared for any danger that may befall you.

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You mean in case someone's trying to steal your bamboo sleeping mat or your kettle of fish?

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All I'm saying is it's one thing being prepared for an attack against like each other, whole nother story being prepared for an attack.

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I don't know, like, surprise!

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Surprise!

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All right, you knew that was coming, but that doesn't mean you have unagi.

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Ooh, you know what?

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If we made reservations, we could have unagi in about a half hour.

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Oh, it's done.

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How's that last?

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DANGER!

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DANGER!

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What the hell was that?

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A lesson in the importance of unagi.

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Oh.

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You're a freak.

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Perhaps.

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Now, I'm curious.

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At what point during those girlish screams would you have begun to kick my ass?

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All right, so we weren't prepared.

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I'm sorry I had to take such drastic measures to make my point, but, look, I just want you guys to be safe.

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Oh.

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Danger!

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Uh -huh.

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Unagi.

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Danger!

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Ah.

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Salmon skin roll.

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Kat Sajak?

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Yep.

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Alex Trebek?

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Oh, of course.

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Chuck Woolery?

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Definitely, Phoebe.

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You will not find a single game show host whose ass I cannot kick.

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Say it!

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Say we are, Iunagi!

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It's not something you are, it's something you have!

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Say it!

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You know what, I can easily get out of this, but there's a chance you can get very, very hurt!

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uh -huh nowhere to run I don't like sitting up here I'm gonna go the way so they got here first

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why is I was doing

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that thank you oh my god why is he jumping on those women we I think we should help them.

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I don't think they need any help.

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Wow.

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I have never had such a healthy break -up.

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She was such a grown -up about it.

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She didn't seem too immature for me.

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Did I just make a huge mistake?

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Ross, wait!

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Elizabeth, thank God.

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I -I was just thinking about it.

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You suck!

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What?

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Okay.

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Breakup's still on.

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Everybody, Happy Thanksgiving.

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Shh.

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No, no, no. No, no, no. What, are we keeping Thanksgiving a secret this year?

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No, we were playing this game I learned at work.

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You have to name all the states in six minutes.

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What?

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That's, like, insanely easy.

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No, it's a lot harder than it sounds.

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You always forget at least one.

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Or in some cases...

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14. It's a stupid game, and I wasn't playing against other people, so technically I didn't lose.

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What?

541

You forgot 14 states?

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Nobody cares about the Dakotas.

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Oh, okay, time's up.

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All right, I got 48.

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Oh, that's not bad.

546

Pheebs?

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Oh, I got tired of naming states, so I decided to list the types of celery.

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and I have one regular salary okay so Rachel's got 48 and Phoebe has the lead in

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vegetables Joey say hello to the new champ of Chandler's dumb states game

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56 done with time to spare whoo this may be a

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new world's record you know I hate to lecture you guys

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but it's kind of disgraceful that a group of well educated adults

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and Joey can't name all the states you ever see a map

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or one of those round colorful things called a globe Magellan you got 46 states what

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that's impossible 46 yeah who's well educated now mr. I forgot 10 states

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give me another minute across

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if you don't know them by now you will never know them okay

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that is the beauty of this game it makes you want

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to kill yourself this is crazy i can do this all

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right uh i bet i can get all 50 uh before dinner okay

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but if you can't no dinner you're on all right don't look at my list ross

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because there's a lot on there that you don't have How can I not get this?

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I'm a college professor.

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I got $14 .50 on my SATs.

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$12 .50.

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Damn, I forgot you were here.

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Ross, you need some help? From you?

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Yes, please.

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First of all, Utah?

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Huh?

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Dude, you can't just make stuff up.

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I hate America.

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When I finish this game, I swear, I am moving.

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Okay, maybe this is so hard because there aren't 50 states.

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Let me tell you something.

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I have 49 states.

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and there are no more I think I should be able to eat something it's up to you Delaware.

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Delaware.

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All right.

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I want my turkey now.

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You got it.

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You got Nevada twice.

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I know.

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Yeah.

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What is that?

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I think it's the dying cat parade.

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Sounds like it's coming from across the street.

588

Oh, my God.

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What?

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You know that thing that Ross was gonna do at our wedding?

591

He was hanging out with me yesterday, and he turned to me and he said, You're half Scottish, right?

592

No. There's no way to not be Ross.

593

Why is your family Scottish?

594

why is your family Ross cannot play our wedding I mean everyone will leave I mean come on

595

that is just noise it's not even a song listen very carefully I think it's celebration by cool in the game

596

Well, I feel like a snack.

597

Do you want some shortbread?

598

It's Scottish, like you are.

599

Oh, no thanks.

600

I don't like anything from my Scottish heritage.

601

What?

602

Well, just my entire family was run out of Scotland by...

603

Vikings.

604

Well, it sounds to me like your family's ready to,

605

uh, rediscover its Scottish roots you can't play bagpipes at the wedding how did you know about

606

that we heard you play all the way from your apartment

607

were you the ones who called the cops that's not really important right now what is important is

608

while we appreciate the gesture We just don't feel that bagpipes are appropriate for our wedding.

609

Why not?

610

Because we hate them.

611

Just give me a chance to perform for you, and then decide whatever you want.

612

And I'm not going to tell you what song I'm going to play either, but let's just say when it's over, I'll bet there'll be a wee bit -o celebration.

613

Remember, Mom?

614

Still learning.

615

One, two, three, four.

616

You know the song.

617

See you along.

618

Hi.

619

Look, uh, I know why you're here.

620

You do?

621

Yeah.

622

And to save you from any embarrassment, I think maybe I should talk first.

623

Okay.

624

Okay.

625

Ross and Rachel Rachel and Ross That's been one heck of a seesaw hasn't it

626

What I mean look that that one night we had was fun and And certainly passionate,

627

but don't you think it's better if we just stay friends?

628

seriously what okay okay you know what if you want to we can do it one more time

629

i mean i i'd be okay with that in fact i have some time right now

630

you know what can i can i talk now oh sure okay I'm pregnant.

631

Ross.

632

Ross.

633

Okay, whenever you're ready.

634

And you're the father, by the way, but you got it.

635

Can I get you some water?

636

I'm good.

637

I'm good.

638

Ross, there is no pressure on you, okay?

639

I mean, you can be as involved as you want.

640

Yeah.

641

I, uh, I'm just, I don't know.

642

I don't understand.

643

Um, how this happened.

644

We used a condom.

645

I know.

646

I know, but, you know, condoms only work, like, 97 % of the time.

647

What?

648

What?

649

What?

650

well they should put that on the box they do no they don't

651

well they should put it in huge block letters okay Russ

652

come on let's just forget about the condom oh well i

653

may as well have listen you know what i was really freaked out too

654

when i found you i'm not freaked out i'm indignant as

655

a consumer you know what let's let's talk later no no

656

i want to talk now okay i'm in fact i want to talk to the president of the condom company.

657

Okay, you know what?

658

Maybe I should come back.

659

Shh.

660

Yeah, I'll press one.

661

Hi, Chandler Bing.

662

I have a reservation.

663

Welcome to the Chesson Inn, Mr. Bing.

664

So where are you joining us from?

665

New York.

666

The Big Apple.

667

I'm sorry, he's a little bit wound up.

668

We had to stop at every maple candy stand on the way here.

669

I ate all my gifts for everybody.

670

I'm sorry, Mr. Bing there's no record of your reservation in the computer.

671

Well, that's impossible.

672

Can you check again, please?

673

Check again, please.

674

I'm sorry.

675

It's not here.

676

Not there.

677

Let me get this straight.

678

I called yesterday to try to cancel my reservation.

679

Was told it's not refundable.

680

Then we drove six hours all the way up here, and now you're telling me that we don't have a reservation?

681

I don't know what to say.

682

She doesn't know what to say.

683

Just give us the cheapest room you have.

684

Well, unfortunately, the only thing we have available is our deluxe suite.

685

The rate is $600.

686

That's insane.

687

It's totally insane.

688

Dude, let's drive home.

689

We'll hit all the maple candy stores on the way back.

690

And if they're closed, then maybe we'll tap a tree and mix them ourselves.

691

Does that room have a closet I can lock him in?

692

We'll take it.

693

Great.

694

Look, they are totally ripping us off.

695

Dude, don't worry about it.

696

I know how we can make your money back.

697

This is a nice hotel, you know, plenty of amenities.

698

We just load up on those, like those apples.

699

Instead of taking one, um, I take six.

700

Great.

701

At $100 an apple, we're there.

702

Come on, you get the idea.

703

You know, we'll make our money back in no time.

704

Dude, you're shaking.

705

I think it's the sugar.

706

Could you hold the apple?

707

Hi, this is Ross Geller in suite 206.

708

Um, I seem to have forgotten a couple of things.

709

Could you have some complimentary toiletry sent up to my room?

710

Thank you.

711

Okay, uh, toothbrush, toothpaste, razor, mouthwash, deodorant, dental floss, band -aids, shaving cream, aftershave.

712

And I feel like I'm forgetting something.

713

Um, is there anything else you have that I haven't asked for already?

714

Yeah, go ahead, set up some tampons.

715

What'd you get?

716

USA Today.

717

Nice.

718

Put away the others.

719

And I also got two more apples.

720

Well, four short of a bushel.

721

God, I feel so alive.

722

I love being in the country.

723

Also got these great salt and pepper shakers from the restaurant.

724

Oh, that's not cool.

725

Dude, none of this is cool.

726

Look, Chandler, you have to find the line between stealing and -and taking what the hotel owes you.

727

Um, for example, a hairdryer?

728

No, no, no. But shampoos and conditioners?

729

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

730

Now, the -the salt shaker is off -limits, but the salt?

731

I wish I'd thought this through.

732

I think I get what you mean, though.

733

Like, the -the lamp is, uh, is the hotel's, but the bulbs...

734

Oh, you -you already got that?

735

Not my first time in a hotel, my friend.

736

Okay, uh, how about this?

737

No, no, no, you can't take the remote control.

738

Yes, but the batteries...

739

Thank you, thank you very much.

740

Oh, oh, oh, let's celebrate with some maple candy.

741

No!

742

At least tell me where you hit it.

743

Here's your copy of the bill.

744

We hope you enjoyed your stay.

745

Oh, we did.

746

And you still have all your lamps.

747

Well, I didn't factor in the room tax.

748

Oh, dude, don't worry about it.

749

I found an unattended maid's car.

750

We're way ahead of the game.

751

Oh, my God.

752

What?

753

There's something new in the bowl.

754

Look, we have enough.

755

Just walk away.

756

Oh, but I want...

757

I want the pine cones.

758

There's a forest right outside.

759

It's not the same.

760

Okay, go quick.

761

Oh, go!

762

Thank you for a delightful stay.

763

Oh, my maple candy!

764

All right, Mr. Geller, right this way.

765

so how dark do you want to be we have one two

766

or three well I like how you look what are you

767

Puerto Rican two I think you're gonna face the red light

768

when the red light goes on the spring's about to start

769

so close your eyes

770

and the spring stops count to five pat yourself down to avoid drip marks then turn around

771

so we can get your back you got it spray count pat and turn spray count and pat.

772

Wow, you catch on quick.

773

Well, I have a PhD, so...

774

One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Miss...

775

Wait!

776

Wait!

777

I'm not...

778

I'm not finished coding!

779

you sprayed my front twice you've never turned no i barely even got the three mississippi

780

mississippi i said count to five mississippi -lessly how bad is it not

781

that bad yet but it keeps getting darker for the next four hours

782

so how dark is it gonna get oh you gotta spray with two twos i'm a four yeah

783

but your back's a zero you're gonna want to even that out really

784

you might want to get back in there okay

785

wait wait a minute there's no light on the back wall how do i know when it's gonna start hello

786

The same thing happened again.

787

You got two more twos?

788

I'm an eight!

789

Hold on there's something different I went to

790

that tanning place your wife suggested was that place the Sun oh and it gets worse

791

oh my god you can do a duet of ebony

792

and ivory all by yourself how could you messed this up it's

793

so easy you go into the booth you count to five

794

and you turn around how do you count to five one

795

two three damn it yeah I know now let me explain how this works you go into the booth

796

and I'm gonna stop you right there Linda does it look

797

like this is my first time huh now I want four twos, and I want them all on my back.

798

Okay.

799

Wait a minute.

800

There's two sets of nozzles.

801

Which one is it?

802

Which, which, which, which one is it?

803

Oh, son of a bitch!

804

dude it's Chandler let me in go away I don't want

805

to see anybody I know I went to the tanning place

806

and the same thing happened to me you have to let me in really did you count Mississipally You're not tan?

807

No, I just had to get a picture of this.

808

I'll see you later.

809

Hey, you guys, I need some fashion advice.

810

Ow.

811

How does this look?

812

Well, it's a little low.

813

Pick it up a little.

814

A little bit more.

815

A little bit more.

816

There you go.

817

Now throw it away.

818

Come on, this looks good.

819

Ross, please trust me.

820

I buy 30 fashion magazines a month.

821

Now, I don't know who's running for president or who that NATO guy is, but I do know that you have to get as far away as you can from that hat.

822

Damn it.

823

I have this date tomorrow night, and I have to look cool.

824

Well, you know, if you want fashion help, Rachel and I are going shopping tomorrow.

825

You're more than welcome to come with us, right?

826

Really?

827

that would be great i mean i have to do something

828

she kind of teased me about how i dress i can see why nice shirt you're wearing the same shirt

829

stupid gap on every corner

830

wow this place is awesome you know what we should just go i'm not gonna find any This stuff is ridiculous.

831

Oh, this place is great!

832

Wow.

833

Rach, come on.

834

I'm not gonna wear any of this.

835

Nothing silver.

836

Okay?

837

Nothing with hair.

838

And nothing with padlocks on it.

839

Ross, look, look, look.

840

I know that some of this stuff is out there, but, I mean, come on.

841

Look at this.

842

Look at this sweater.

843

I mean, this is just beautiful.

844

Wow.

845

This is really soft.

846

$350?

847

Down from $700?

848

You're saving, like, $200.

849

Both logic and math are taking a serious hit today.

850

Hey, check this out.

851

It's totally you.

852

Wow.

853

Yeah.

854

Wow, actually, this looks pretty good.

855

Yeah.

856

Yeah.

857

Boys will be boys?

858

What?

859

They will be!

860

All right, that's it.

861

I'm getting mad at it.

862

No, no, no, Russ, wait.

863

Come on.

864

All right, you know what?

865

There's other stuff.

866

Here's some nice shirts.

867

Look at these nice pants.

868

Huh.

869

Actually, these might look pretty good on me.

870

Yes, they will.

871

You know what you should do?

872

Just go take a walk, all right?

873

I know your size, and I'm gonna pick out some really good stuff for you.

874

Really?

875

Yes, and I know what looks sexy on guys.

876

Please, just wear what I suggest, and she is gonna go nuts for you.

877

So you're saying, uh, if I wear these pants, so I might be getting into hers.

878

Why do men keep talking to me like this?

879

Really?

880

Great stuff.

881

Yeah.

882

Yeah, but I'm not sure about some of the bras I got.

883

Oh, really?

884

Do you want to try some of them on for me?

885

Oh, okay.

886

Wait, are we in Joey's imagination?

887

Oh, no. I took one of Ross' bags by mistake.

888

And one of mine is missing.

889

Oh, well, Ross probably has it.

890

You can get it from him later. So?

891

What do you think?

892

Think we're not wearing the same shirt anymore.

893

Yeah.

894

Yeah, Rachel picked it out for me.

895

She told me to trust her, and you know what?

896

I'm glad I did.

897

I turned quite a few heads on my way over here.

898

dude i really don't think you should be wearing that

899

oh i see somebody's afraid of a little competition with the ladies looks like someone is the ladies

900

you're just jealous because you couldn't pull this off yeah now if you'll excuse me i have a date

901

see all eyes on me Wow, this place looks great.

902

Oh, you are going to love it.

903

And I'm so glad we're finally doing this.

904

Me too.

905

Here. So this was fun.

906

I mean, my mom never thought this would work out.

907

She was all, once a cheater, always a cheater.

908

Mm -hmm.

909

Oh, I just wish we hadn't lost those four months.

910

But if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective...

911

We were on a break!

912

Clocking house?

913

You bet.

914

and for the record it took two people to break up this relationship yeah you

915

and that girl from the coffee place

916

which yesterday you took full responsibility for I didn't know what

917

I was taking responsibility for okay I didn't finish the whole

918

letter what I fell asleep you fell asleep it was 5 30 in the morning

919

and you had rambled on for 18 pages front and back

920

and by the way y -o -u apostrophe r -e means you are y -o -u -r means you're

921

you know i can't believe i even thought of getting back together with you we are so over

922

fine by me those little spelling tips will come in handy

923

when you're at home on Saturday nights playing Scrabble with Monica sorry I just feel bad about all

924

that sleep you're gonna miss wishing you were with me oh

925

no no don't you worry about me falling asleep I still have your letter

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このレッスンの語彙とスピーキングのポイント

このスピーキングレッスンは、動画「The Funny Ones with Ross」を教材にしています。この動画には、シャドーイング用の文が923文、単語が6624語あります。音声の長さは59:30です。話す速さは1分あたり約111語で安定しており、シャドーイングしやすいペースです。単語の82%は英語の頻出3,000語に含まれます。残りは練習の前に確認しておきましょう。全923文のうち154文が疑問文なので、疑問文のイントネーションや短い受け答えの練習に向いています。

この動画の重要語彙

動画に出てくる覚えておきたい単語15語を、発音と意味つきで紹介します。

単語	発音	意味
pants 名詞	/pænts/	ズボン
pottery 名詞	/ˈpɑtəɹi/	陶器
juice 名詞	/d͡ʒuːs/	汁, 樹液
reservation 名詞	/ˌɹɛz.ɚˈveɪ.ʃən/	保留
sheet 名詞	/ʃit/	枚, シート
candy 名詞	/ˈkæn.di/	キャンデー, キャンディ
powder 名詞	/ˈpaʊ.dɚ/	粉
maple 名詞	/ˈmeɪpl̩/	楓, かえで
steal 動詞	/stiːl/	盗む
asleep 形容詞	/əˈsliːp/	寝ている, 眠っている
twin 名詞	/twɪn/	双子
spray 名詞	/spɹeɪ/	スプレー
squeeze 動詞	/skwiːz/	押す, 締め付ける
pasta 名詞	/ˈpɑ.stə/	パスタ
trick 名詞	/ˈtɹɪk/	欺き, 企み

動画に出てくる句動詞

単語	発音	意味
find out 動詞		見出す, 調べる
come out 動詞	/ˌkʌm ˈaʊt/	出る
go ahead 動詞	/ˌɡoʊ əˈhɛd/	どうぞお先に
rip off 動詞		ぼったくる, 法外な額を請求する
turn around 動詞		振り向く
calm down 動詞		落ち着く
come back 動詞		戻る, 帰る
come up 動詞		上がる, 登る

繰り返し練習したい文

動画に出てくる短く完結した文です。日常会話でそのまま使えます。

Can we just close the door?
Do you see me going nuts?
Are you sure he didn't break it?
Why don't we talk about you a little bit?
Let's talk more about you, hmm?

この動画の文法

話し手がよく使っている文型を、動画の実際の表現とともに紹介します。

文型	動画での表現
条件文 if + 節, will/would + 動詞 — 条件とその結果	if i hadn't walked in here would you · if they're closed, then maybe we'll tap
現在完了形 have/has + 過去分詞 — 過去の出来事が今も関係している	have you had · I've had · it's been
受動態 be + 過去分詞 — 誰がするかより、何が起きるかに焦点を当てる	were infected · must be stuck · was run

注意したい発音

話し手はI'm, don't, you'reなど、短縮形や弱形を268回使っています。聞こえたとおりの短い形で発音しましょう。

「th」の音: booth /buθ/, leather /ˈlɛðɚ/, mathematics /mæθ(.ə)ˈmæt.ɪks/, authentic /ɔˈθɛn.tɪk/
「sh」と「zh」の音: reservation /ˌɹɛz.ɚˈveɪ.ʃən/, sheet /ʃit/, celebration /ˌsɛl.ɪˈbɹeɪ.ʃən/, shake /ˈʃeɪk/, chef /ʃɛf/
長い単語（アクセントの位置に注意）: reservation /ˌɹɛz.ɚˈveɪ.ʃən/, celebration /ˌsɛl.ɪˈbɹeɪ.ʃən/, ridiculous /ɹɪˈdɪk.jə.ləs/, imagination /ɪˌmæd͡ʒəˈneɪʃən/, marijuana /ˌmɛɹɪˈwɑ.nə/

日本語話者が苦手な音：

/r/ と /l/ の区別 — /l/ は舌先を歯茎につけ、/r/ はどこにもつけない: celebration /ˌsɛl.ɪˈbɹeɪ.ʃən/, carefully /ˈkɛɹf(ə)li/, ridiculous /ɹɪˈdɪk.jə.ləs/, rarely /ˈɹɛəɹli/, salary /ˈsæləɹi/
/v/ — /b/ にならないように、上の歯を下唇に当てる: reservation /ˌɹɛz.ɚˈveɪ.ʃən/, divorce /dɪˈvɔːs/, brave /bɹeɪv/, grave /ɡɹeɪv/, vegetable /ˈvɛd͡ʒ.tə.bəl/
/f/ — 「フ」ではなく、上の歯と下唇で出す: defend /dɪˈfɪnd/, carefully /ˈkɛɹf(ə)li/, lifetime /ˈlaɪf.taɪm/, chef /ʃɛf/, colorful /ˈkʌl.əɹ.fl̩/

この動画での練習方法

まず声を出さずに動画を最後まで聞き、知らない単語をメモします。
通常の速度で一文ずつシャドーイングし、話し手のリズムに合うまで繰り返します。
自分の声を録音して元の音声と比べます。pants, pottery, juiceなどの単語に特に注意しましょう。

シャドーイングとは？英語上達に効果的な理由

シャドーイング（Shadowing）は、もともとプロの通訳者養成プログラムで開発された言語学習法で、多言語習得者として知られるDr. Alexander Arguelles によって広く普及されました。方法はシンプルですが非常に効果的：ネイティブスピーカーの英語を聞きながら、1〜2秒の遅延で声に出してすぐに繰り返す——まるで「影（shadow）」のように話者を追いかけます。文法ドリルや受動的なリスニングと異なり、シャドーイングは脳と口の筋肉が同時にリアルタイムで英語を処理・再現することを強制します。研究により、発音精度、抑揚、リズム、連音、リスニング力、そして会話の流暢さが大幅に向上することが確認されています。IELTSスピーキング対策や自然な英語コミュニケーションを目指す方に特におすすめです。

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