Shadowing Practice: Casting Call | Impractical Jokers - Learn English Speaking with YouTube
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You would be injured but not dead.
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You would be injured but not dead.
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And you'd have a knife sticking out.
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You know, uh.
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There's only one word I want to hear you say.
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If I don't hear anus, you lose.
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Today we're at the American Dream Mall playing casting directors for a gritty crime TV show.
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You know, like Law & Order.
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And we're specifically trying to get children to play a small role in the show.
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The catch is, the role is so horrible, it'll take a miracle for a parent to agree.
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If a parent doesn't consent to their child being cast, you lose.
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Here he is.
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Look at this guy.
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Q and Sal, I'm so excited.
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We're casting today for the hit TV show, Lore and Order.
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You know, Wolf Dick's famous show.
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Oh, good old Wolf Dick is back with another hit.
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Somebody out here is going to be a star, Jess.
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As Murray's production partner today, we have Jessica Fricker helping us out, who works on the television show.
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Hello.
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Oh, my God, we got a baby here.
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Here we go.
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Hi, guys.
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Excuse me.
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Do you have a child?
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Oh, my gosh.
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Have you ever heard of the show Lore and Order?
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We're actually filming at the second floor of the mall here.
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We need a baby in a carriage for the shot.
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But let me tell you what they would need from the infant.
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An evil clown will throw your kid through a plate glass window.
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In the scene, there's like an evil clown that would throw your infant through a plate glass window.
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It wouldn't hurt.
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Like, it's breakaway glass.
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You know what I mean?
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What do you think?
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Do you want to have your child be in it?
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No, it's okay.
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It takes ten minutes.
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His dad isn't here.
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Oh, his dad's not here is the thing.
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Is that the plate glass window?
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Hi, guys.
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How are you?
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Do you know the show, Law & Order?
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Yeah.
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We're actually filming it on the second floor.
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I don't know if you guys would be interested.
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The scene is a bag of puppies have been left abandoned.
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A bag of puppies that have been left abandoned.
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And we can't use real puppies, obviously.
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And we can't obviously use real puppies for the shot.
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So we need two kids to stuff in a burlap sack
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and roll around and move like they're puppies trapped in a burlap sack.
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What we'd be doing is we'd be putting the two children in the burlap sack and moving around, wriggling around, as if they were the puppies.
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And the bag is sealed up tight.
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The bag is sealed tight.
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It's a 10-minute shot.
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It's going to be sealed up?
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Oh, very tightly, yes.
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Oh, the bag would be sealed tight.
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Nothing to worry about.
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Nothing to worry about there, sir.
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The bag would be sealed.
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And it is burlap, so, you know, it's breathable.
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I can't put my kid in there.
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You can't?
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No. We're going to go enjoy the roller coasters.
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All right.
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I appreciate it.
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You know, that's on on you.
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Careful, roller coasters are dangerous.
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You guys heard of Law & Order?
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You know Law & Order, the TV show?
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And I don't know if your child is interested to be in the background of the shot.
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What we need your son for...
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Just need a quick shot of a goofy kid riding a Rottweiler as he runs down the stairs.
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We just need a quick shot of, like, a goofy kid riding on top of a huge Rottweiler as it runs down the stairs.
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You want to ride on top of a hulking Rottweiler as it just darts down 40, 50 stairs?
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Do you want to do it or no?
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Let me just break down the stats for you.
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It's a 40-step stairwell.
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160-pound Roddy.
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160-pound Rottweiler.
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You get $5 a step.
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You get $5 a step.
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Until the little man gets bucked.
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Until the little man.
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Until Little Man gets bucked off.
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May or may not make the show.
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The shop may or may not make the show.
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I bet you I can...
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Yeah, you wanna try?
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Sounds fun.
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Okay, let's do it.
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Oh my God.
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Yes!
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Oh my God.
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Let's hope this goes well.
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Here we go.
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Let's go. Is it dangerous?
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Is it dangerous?
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I gave you the stats.
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All right, Q, you're trying to scout kids to be on a hot new episode of Lore and Order.
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Yeah, all right, hold on.
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Actually, yeah, hold on one second.
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Hey, have you guys ever heard of the show Law & Order?
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We're shooting it upstairs today, and we actually need a kid to be an extra 10 minutes in and out.
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Yeah, I got someone interested.
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What is the exact thing they got to do in the background?
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Very simple, Brian.
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The kid needs to stab another kid to death.
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OK, so one of your children, they need to stab another child to death.
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Oh, actually, we could use both of them.
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We could have one stabbing the other to death in the background.
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It's acting.
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It's acting.
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He goes, it's acting.
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No, that's okay.
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Okay, guys, no, they don't want the one daughter to viciously stab the other daughter in the background.
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It's a shame.
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Yeah.
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We should have cast it, because it's going to be hard to get that on the fly.
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Okay.
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Curveball, stop the woman with the dog.
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Yeah.
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We'll deviate from the children's aspect of it right now.
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Hey, have you guys ever heard of the show Law and Order?
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We're shooting here today.
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Okay.
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We actually need a dog for a background scene.
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It's 10 minutes.
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So I don't know.
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What is this little guy's name?
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Cinnabah.
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Oh, Simba, no. Hey, pal.
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You cool with him getting kicked?
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This is the cutest.
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How old is Simba?
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Two months.
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Two months?
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Oh, yeah, I know.
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And you would be OK with Simba getting kicked in the background?
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They're hunting down a deranged dog walker, and in the background, he's just kicking a puppy to death in the background.
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And that would be this little angel.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, we just need him to get skull stomped.
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Yeah, we just need him to get skull stomped.
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Do you want to get kicked to death?
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So what would he have to do?
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You know, one to two kicks.
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And you're the owner of the pet?
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And you're the owner of the pet?
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Yeah.
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If you want to be in the background too, we need Booger Girl.
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We need, what's the scene we do in the background there?
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Booger Girl?
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Booger Girl.
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Booger Girl.
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We got a girl in the background who, if I remember correctly, what's Booger Girl's role again?
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Booger girl?
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Oh, she just eats everyone else's boogers.
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She just eats everybody else's boogers.
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So while you are distracted by the boogers, your dog gets a little skull-crushed.
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Can you have Jessica just reiterate all the rolls?
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Yeah.
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And could you just go over the rolls one more time, just so they're aware?
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Yeah, so this dog is going to get kicked in the background like one to two times.
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Yeah, hard.
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Hard.
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And then you're going to also be in the background eating everybody's boogers while your dog gets skull-crushed.
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Right, skull-crushed.
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It's Goldstrud.
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Q, Jessica caught your speech impediments.
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Yeah, yeah.
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All right, so you're in.
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Okay.
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All right, Booger Girl, just head right up there.
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Well done, Q.
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You're going to see a goofy kid riding a Rottweiler down 40 steps.
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So, I got to say, buddy, you actually look like a talent scout for Law and Order.
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This is like every parent's dream, right?
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You're in the mall pushing your kid around, and a talent scout comes up to you and says, Your kid has what it takes.
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I thought every parent's dream was to not have kids.
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Have fun with your life for once.
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Excuse me.
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Have you ever heard of the television show Law and Order?
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Yes.
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Well, we're filming a scene up on the third floor here.
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We need a child for about 10 minutes for it to be an extra in the scene.
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What we would need him for is...
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Your kid will get dangled by their ankles over the mall railing.
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What's going to happen is right about over there, on that third floor up there, There's going to be a scene where the child would need to get dangled over the mole railing by their ankles.
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He gets dangled over the railing?
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Yes, upside down.
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Over the railing, but...
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by his ankles upside down and shook.
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No, no, no. No, but thank you for the offer.
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Are you sure?
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I'm positive.
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Thank you.
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But we will have an EMT standing by.
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No, no, no. Okay.
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And there will be cushions on the bottom.
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I'm being told we don't have to shake them.
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Tal, I suspect you're not even gonna get this next one out.
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Yeah.
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Excuse me.
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Hey, have you heard of the television show Law & Order?
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We need an extra for 10 minutes.
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I'll tell you what you have to do.
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Yeah, you'd have to be laying face down in a ditch with a knife sticking out of your anus.
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Law & Order, SVU.
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You've heard of SVU?
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Oh, yeah.
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It's a...
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I will tell you, it's a...
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Yeah, you can't say it.
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No way.
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Is it a bad accent?
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Well, I mean, in this instance specifically, we would need you to be, let's see how we say, uh...
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You start.
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You would be face down so you wouldn't have to say anything.
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You would be injured but not dead.
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And you'd have a knife, you know, sticking out, you know...
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There's only one word I want to hear you say.
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If I don't hear anus, you lose.
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What?
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It ain't an anus.
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You know what?
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Are you talking to someone?
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Yeah, I'm talking to the anus.
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Yeah, sorry about that.
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Sorry.
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They're letting me know what exactly we need, because they're up there, like, going through the motions right now.
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Just give up.
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Yeah, sure.
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She fits it perfectly, but...
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I think that she has to be face down and then have, like, the knife sticking out of the anus.
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Yeah.
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Oh!
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Look at Jess.
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How do you feel right now?
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Look at her face.
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She's...
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Her face is beet-raig.
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Is it a fake knife?
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Is it a fake knife?
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It's a fake knife.
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It's a fake knife.
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You want to do it?
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Yeah.
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All right, let's go.
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Why not?
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Oh my God!
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I can't believe it!
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Up here, yeah?
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Yeah, right up here, I think.
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I didn't even think she was going to be able to say it!
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He didn't say it.
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Jessica said it.
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Jessica said it.
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Oh.
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I hate to point out the rules, but...
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I know the rules.
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I know what you're going to say.
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I know what you're going to say.
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You got the kid to sign up, but you didn't say the line.
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Yeah.
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Fricker said the line.
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But not for nothing.
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I laid all the foundation there, And all she did was say anus and turn and leave.
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