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Craig, why do you always have talented and beautiful actresses on the show?
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Because I'm heterosexual, everybody.
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I haven't had this much fun in a long time.
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Oh, really?
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You want to wear that dress more often then.
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What kind of doctor is your sister then?
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Internal medicine.
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Internal medicine, so all her work is done indoors.
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What does that mean, internal medicine?
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That means like it's all organs, no.. she doesn't do hair?
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No, I'll not...
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That's a really good one.
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I don't think I'd have made a good doctor, although I always would have liked it because I think I've got quite good hair.
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You know, for a doctor hair, kind of like, can I help you?
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I have no idea what you're doing.
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No, you turn up here and you're feeling a bit...
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And I need heart surgery and in rocks you.
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No, you don't know that.
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You don't know you need heart surgery.
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You come in here and you're feeling a bit off-kilter and I say, let me examine you and then we'll see how you look.
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See, you'd let me do that, wouldn't you?
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I love your dress, by the way.
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It's very, you can see through bits. And it's kind of...
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And I mean this very, very, in a very loving way.
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It's a little tablecloth-y thing.
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No!
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No, I don't mean it like that!
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I meant for it to be...
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...sexy.
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It is sexy!
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It is sexy!
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It's so sexy, I'd like to examine you for your heart problem.
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You would have been a good bottom doctor.
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I've heard that before.
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What?
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No. How can I make it up to you?
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Mouth organ?
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I'm sorry?
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It's like internal medicine with music.
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Here, do you want to play the mouth organ?
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Yes, yes.
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I would prefer an awkward silence, but I'll take the organ.
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Well, you can have both.
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Many times when I do the mouth organ, there's an awkward silence afterwards.
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I want to show you my new tattoo.
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Oh, yes, please.
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I heard that we both got our tattoos.
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Well, you got some other tattoos.
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I got I got mines in New Orleans, too.
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Did you go to Electric Ladyland?
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No was it
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that the place you got you That's the only place to go in your I gotta go check that place out.
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Yeah, let me see what you get God is love controversial
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That's a controversial one a lot of people be like I
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don't know Kiki I don't know where are the other ones then I have one under here don't bother with
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that And then I have one on my ankle.
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Oh, yeah, a little, uh, little anchor.
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Anchor, you know.
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And I got a heart, two hearts behind my ear.
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My sister and I got that together.
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You got them all your tattoos in places that really hurt.
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Are you into pain?
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Hold on a second.
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Are you into pain?
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You're in your therapist, Laura.
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I'm doing the therapy.
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You're in your therapist, Laura.
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You know what?
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I will admit this.
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Whenever I get a tattoo, I kind of do like it.
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What, the feeling?
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The pain.
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You know, I kind of do too.
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Except when I got it here.
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That was here.
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Oh yeah, like that.
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Right, that, that, no. It's okay, but just when it creeps into your...
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It creeped up too high.
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You let it creep up too high.
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You let it creep up too high.
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Yeah.
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You have picture tattoos.
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I don't really have many picture tattoos.
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I usually quote it up, and I had to get myself to stop, because I always go to this website to get these quotes, and if I would have kept going, I really would be a quote book on my whole body.
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I put too many quotes on me.
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Well, that's all right.
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That's gonna make you...
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You're pretty interesting anyway.
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I mean, but...
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But, like, you know, you...
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People could read you.
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Literally.
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You can start a story and then if you like someone you can say, do you want to see chapter two?
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Where are you from originally?
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I'm born and raised here in LA.
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Los Angeles.
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I'm one of the five you can pinch me I'm real see though.
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Yes.
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No, I'm from here.
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I'm from here.
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No, I just wanted to do it again strangely hairless body you have You're quite the dolphin, aren't you?
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It's not easy being a lady.
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Yeah, I tell you, you're absolutely hair-free.
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We'll just call her Meg.
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Don't call her Meg, she doesn't like that.
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Do you like getting called Meg?
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Yeah, I get called Meg, Nutmeg, also.
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Nutmeg?
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Alright, let's do an awkward pause and get you out of here.
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Okay. Have you
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got cranky since you got pregnant?
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Have you found yourself kind of like snapping at people and stuff?
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Um, sometimes I snap and sometimes I get really sad and I cry.
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That's like me all the time.
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On the show.
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On the show.
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Yeah, I'm like, I hate you.
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You don't understand me.
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I love you.
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That like that.
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But you know what always bothered me?
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Here's the thing.
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What?
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Zombies, they eat human flesh, right?
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Yes.
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But they don't poop.
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Well, we don't see them poop.
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We don't see them poop.
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Yeah.
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And I'm sorry about that.
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They could be doing it, you know.
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They could be doing it off camera.
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Yeah.
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There's lots of things that people do off camera.
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I've heard all about that.
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Yeah.
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I don't think Morgan Freeman will have a snake cup at his house.
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Oh, really?
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Maybe he already has one.
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Maybe he got given one as a gift by one of his friends.
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I want you to give me a snake cup.
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I'll give you a snake cup, young lady.
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Oh, dirty, dirty man.
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Dirty, Craig.
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Dirty Craig.
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I am not dirty.
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I said I'll give you a snake cup and you will receive one and you will enjoy it.
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I bet I will.
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You would.
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I bet I would.
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You would.
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You would.
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That's a nice dress, isn't it?
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Look at you over your shoulders.
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You like them?
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Yeah, your shoulders?
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Yeah, they're awesome.
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I prefer to have both my arms and have a movie made about myself.
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But what's the movie going to be about?
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Some chick with two arms?
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Who cares about that?
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It'll be about some chick with a snake cup.
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Yeah, but that's not the type of movie you want people to see. Or is it?
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No, I find it very difficult to talk to you. Is it the shoulder?
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No, it's not the shoulder.
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Well, the shoulder's part of it.
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What's the other part?
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All the other parts.
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Fleshing a little bit.
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I see a snake.
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Does that have anything to do with the drug theme?
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Oh, no, no. This is a phallic symbol. So wait.
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Is it this side or this side that's supposed to be phallic?
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It's the whole damn thing, girl. And it's miniaturized.
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I guess it depends on what you're into, right?
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No, do you ever...
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Do you enjoy the company of snakes?
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Wow, wow!
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When you start thinking about it as a phallic piece, it really comes to life.
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Well, maybe for you it does, for me it's just a cup.
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I surf, I kind of, well, I attempt to surf.
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Do you wear a little outfit for surfing?
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Um, I happen to be wearing it under my dress right now.
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Really?
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Yeah, do you want to see it?
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Yeah!
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I mean yeah I do want to see it but no we'd better not see it because I'd get into trouble.
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Wouldn't it be a good idea though?
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It would be a good idea.
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No, no, that's inappropriate.
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No it's not.
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It would be great.
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No it would be, look it's the summer time.
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Yes.
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It's the summer.
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It's June after all.
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It's June, you're right.
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It's the time of year for it.
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We could have an evening where we all wear a bed.
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Now you're being perverted.
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No I'm not.
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No, no, no, it's not a good idea.
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I know.
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It was a bad idea.
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No. I should, shouldn't I?
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I should take my dress off, shouldn't I?
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You're confusing me.
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I know, I'm trying.
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Imagine being on a date with me.
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Okay.
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I'm gonna need this.
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We're both gonna need that.
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Yeah, oh, that kind of a date.
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All right, um, you're from Australia, though, aren't you?
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I'm from Australia, yeah.
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Yeah, have you ever seen, do you have rattlesnakes in Australia?
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We don't have rattlesnakes.
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No, you have everything else that's poisonous, though.
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You've got the poisonous spiders and kangaroos, poisonous.
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Koalas, everything like that.
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I've held a koala bear.
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Oh really?
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I did, I held a koala bear and it pooed on me.
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It was adorable though.
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Yeah, you took him out of his environment.
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But they're not as soft as you feel, as you think, right?
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No, they're quite wiry.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, it's the same as, you know what a wombat is, right?
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A wombat?
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A wombat, yeah.
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Is that a lady bat?
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What is that?
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What is a wombat?
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So it's an Australian, you know, mammal.
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And it's, they're usually around about this big.
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Right.
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You know, super adorable like fat round little, you know, mammals and you think they're gonna be really soft and cuddly And they're super hard.
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They're as hard as this table.
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It's crazy.
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As hard as a table?
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As hard as a table.
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Yeah, and as rough as a boar.
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It's kind of like...
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Rough as a boar and hard as a table?
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You're making this up, aren't you?
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I like my doughnuts so fat their holes are closed.
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Does that make me creepy?
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I don't know.
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That's gross.
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Really?
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How do you like your donuts then?
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Thin?
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With a big hole?
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Uh, uh, yes, actually.
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Okay, fair enough.
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What kind of car do you drive?
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I know exactly.
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Don't even tell me.
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It's one of them things that doesn't have any gas in it.
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It's not true at all.
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Really?
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I'm an awful, awful parent.
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That's just a terrible person.
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Well, here's the deal.
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Right.
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I have a cat.
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I know.
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Okay.
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Well, I'm not surprised.
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That's what I'm saying.
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What are you trying to say?
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I'm saying when I look at you, I think, cat.
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Well.
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In so many words.
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I like an SUV.
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Right, to keep your cat.
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To keep my cat in when we go to the vet.
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Do you go to the vet a lot?
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Is your pussy sick all the time?
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Well, I'm asking about your cat.
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Forget it.
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Forget your cat.
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Don't forget your cat.
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I heard you got engaged to a Frenchman.
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Yeah, I did.
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I did.
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Is that alright?
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Like being engaged or to a Frenchman or a book?
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Well, to a Frenchman.
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Is everything okay?
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You sound concerned.
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I have to talk like this now.
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It's the role. So, congratulations.
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That's lovely.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Yes, it's lovely.
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It's lovely to be engaged in a nice romantic time.
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Oh, it's lovely.
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And are you in Paris a lot?
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I'm in Paris a lot.
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I love Paris.
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I love Paris too.
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Where do you go when you're in Paris?
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Do you go to the Jardin du Luxembourg?
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I do.
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I do.
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I like to go to the Jardin.
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And I like to go all over to the parks, to the museums.
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I love the Rodin Museum.
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It's beautiful.
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Go dance the thinker with that big thing that does that?
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Yes, I love the big thing that does that.
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I forgot how much I liked you.

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