Prática de Shadowing: Crashing Out About Games For 26 Minutes - Aprenda a falar inglês com vídeo

the reason outlast 2 sucks is not

because the story's trash even though the ending is literally just

the cheapest ever oh the baby wasn't real it's like the

baby wasn't real it was all psychosis that's like any movie where it ends

and then the the main character goes it was just a dream

that is a ending that's cheap

and lame okay admittedly that's my take anytime you end a game

and they go it was all a dream it was all

a dream right you're not biggie smalls okay it was all

fake stupid right the actual story part though like the basis

or the premise of the of the story of outlast 2

isn't bad what's bad about outlast 2 is you just run

from grunts 80 of the game outlast 1 there's like it

feels different outlast 2 there's no reason to hide yeah i

was playing on normal mode that's the intended experience normal in

a video game is the intended experience i don't need to hide ever they give you closets

and just run just run away all you have to guess what you run

and then and then you get to another area and then another goblin drops down and goes

my skin lesions my skin lesions because they're riddled with stds

because they're riddled with stds that's the premise of the game

you are running from people with chlamydia herpes syphilis aids

and every other king and their skins rotting they're malnourished

that is the entire premise of the game it's bad like

the first one you're going to like uh uh like an asylum that's been abandoned

and they're all like really fucked up people

and the one guy wants to marry somebody but there's all guys

so he wants to cut your off so he can give you a

so he can have sex with you yeah right really disturbing really creepy

and it's scary right and you're in an enclosed area you feel vulnerable

when you're running you can't really weave around characters

so it promotes the idea of hiding and crouching

and waiting for uh i guess base character rotation to run

away in it in outlast 2 guess what you do i just run a long route

or get around the building there's no incentive to hide

because I'm in a fucking field and

when I have a fucking a skin lesion riddled with STD's

character that's malnourished going I can just run away from you

and guess what that's what you do for five hours

and I had and I saw the yapper and I actually couldn't I saw somebody Stitch's video, but I actually couldn't find the guy's video.

But he was like, he beat the game in six hours.

That's way too fast.

Oh, sorry.

Let me read the fucking 80.

I read every message that wasn't actual fucking quotes from the Bible

because when I pick up a page and the text is this long, I'm not reading that shit.

You want me to explore?

What am I exploring for?

The goal of the game is to survive I hate this malarkey

and I love using that word now I hate this malarkey

that we have in modern gaming where if you play a game

and you beat the main mission and the main story without 100 %ing

and the game's story isn't really that fully fleshed out

or doesn't make perfect sense it's your fault no

if there is something that is required for a user to know

or understand for the game to not be trash

and I have to fucking run around in every goddamn building

and pick up every note and read it nine times over and record every segment and listen to Blake go, that's a dead body.

No shit, jackass.

If I have to do that to understand the premise of the fucking game

and I have to stare at the shadow to not have to Google

that the baby's not real and understand that Val was, or not Val, whatever her fucking name is, it doesn't even matter because his wife, you see, for fucking three minutes out of the movie

and then you watch a fucking baby slip out of her vagina and then she fucking dies.

Like that's the whole, the game sucks.

You can tell me, I'm not sitting here and tell me I'm a LARPer.

That's fine.

Oh, I hate when streamers play mainstream games.

Then don't watch it.

What is this self -torture that these people put themselves through where, yes, I'm going to do it.

I'm going to put myself through torture of a game I don't like because people want to see it, right?

And they like watching me crash out.

It's my job, right you're watching me in your free time aggravating yourself rage

baiting yourself into watching me play a game for six hours to then tell me I suck

and I pissed you off Do you have anything better to do?

Oh my God.

Like, go watch something else.

If you don't want to see me play it.

If you're going to sit here and say, I don't like the way that he played this game.

Go play it yourself.

What's the point in watching a streamer play a game if you don't like the way they play it?

It's the same shit we're about to watch Outlast 2.

It's the same shit with the quarry and the dark anthology games and any other game with a different ending.

He didn't get the ending I wanted him to get.

Why did he not play it like this?

He didn't go over here and read the characters and 100 % the game.

Hey, jackass.

Same shit.

I saw motherfucker shit on Jinxie because he was speed running Red Dead Redemption 2.

Do you really expect

that motherfucker to play Red Dead Redemption 2 for 200 hours

to get every micro sperm cosm of fucking lore injected into his ears

and watch every matpat fucking recap on every fucking thing

that happened in

that game he's a streamer he's here to entertain people he's

not here to fucking micro analyze every small fucking aspect of

every game that's ever played i don't get this shit

and then there's people and then he plays elden ring

and i see no it's actually so aggravating because the people

that complain about this shit don't understand that it's for entertainment

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if i were i hated outlast 2 i played it for six hours

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if i were to 100 the game

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and play it for 12 hours you think

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that would have been better you think I think that

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if I fucking ran around every house and read every fucking thing and really paused and went,

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ah, and pondered, ah, what happened here?

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What really happened here?

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I'm so curious.

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Oh, wow.

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What?

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Maybe the child isn't real.

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Maybe it's religious psychosis.

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Oh, that would have made it all the fucking hell better get the fuck out of here okay I hate

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that shit calm down no it's any game bro

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because it's not even when I

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when I see any streamer play a game like I'm waiting for GTA 5

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and or like I'm doing GTA 5 story mode in October prior to 6

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and even when I do 6 I know there's gonna people

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that go he rushed through the game he didn't really understand the full gravity of this situation When I played Outlast 2, when I played GTA 5, it took me 12 hours, not 6.

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Because you played it over the course of three fucking weeks with no audience, sitting alone in your room in the dark at night at 2 in the morning, where you're able to enjoy the game by yourself and you're not trying to entertain other people.

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You stupid fuck.

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You stupid fuck.

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Because you're enjoying the game yourself.

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You're not trying to entertain an audience that's watching you play a game.

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It's an entirely different fucking understanding.

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It's an entirely different dynamic when I'm playing the game

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and I'm trying to entertain people

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that are watching me play the game versus you alone in

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your room in the dark at night playing it in silence, right?

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Do we not understand that?

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And then they have the gall to sit here and say, this is a shit streamer.

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Buddy, you fucking play the game.

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Yeah, 100 % Outlast 2 to no one because nobody wants to see that shit.

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What's another thing?

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You see, now we're on a roll here.

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What's some other bullshit that I fucking see where people complain, I have the canker sore?

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Hey, this is why the canker sore is getting worse

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because I'm stressed out hey by the way by the way

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the canker sore it's healing now it's probably not now it's

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probably swelling up schedule one oh don't even get me started on schedule one no it's just like bro

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and then okay this is the other problem people expect streamers me

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and other streamers not just me like basically any streamer in general play the games they want them to play

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and play them through and through and return to the games

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when they get updates

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and all this other shit schedule one i could rant about for nine fucking years

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because when i see somebody go schedule one added mushrooms are you gonna play it again no no

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because the last time they added schedule schedule one was a

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great fucking game it's one of my favorite bro oh did you see water park sim added new shit

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that you could do water park sim you could actually you could customize your watch No, I'm not playing fucking water park sim again.

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So people shit in my pool and I have to knock them out

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because they're drowning all the time because they don't know how to swim.

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Why are you in a water park if you don't know how to fucking swim?

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It's unreal.

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It's actually fucking unreal.

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I never understand that shit.

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And then I'm playing these games and people are like, why didn't you fucking continue water parks then?

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Because I've had enough.

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I've had enough.

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I can't handle it anymore.

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I don't know how Queso does it.

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I don't know how he makes that entertaining.

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I'm not Queso.

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Queso has far more patience than me.

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Queso, hey, he's more entertaining than me in streamer games.

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No shit.

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Bro, I can't sit there and save fucking Rebecca from drowning for the 150th fucking time.

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I killed everybody in my water park.

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I murdered them all.

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I murdered them all.

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Yeah, yeah, there it is.

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And then I shut down the water park.

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That's how I ended it because the series was getting boring.

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I didn't like it anymore.

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So I murdered everybody.

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Sure, yeah, yeah.

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And then I'm sitting here.

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Okay, back to the Outlast bullshit.

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If you look up Outlast Joe Bart, look this outlast so scary

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so scary look at this even the vibe i'm wandering through like an asylum

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and there's and and you you can't really see anything it's uh the vibe was

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so much better the villains that were chasing you it was like one big guy

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that was more intelligent in outlast 2 i just have like fucking nine std riddled people chasing me like and

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and no matter any corner i turn they're not good they're

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not scary right i'm not getting chased by any villain that's

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like like alien right like in uh not the movie alien

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i'm talking uh alien isolation as you play i haven't played it

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but i've watched it similarly that's why i'm using this as

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as an example the villain gets stronger smarter better faster as

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you play in outlast 2 there's just more crackheads like that's

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that's the that's the game in outlast 2 i'm in i'm in a camp

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and i'm running away to go to a mine shaft

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and then i get to the mine shaft and and then

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when i it's six five hours of running from these fuckers

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and and i'm in the woods running away from literally a jockey who is shooting flaming arrows at me.

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That was the only scary villain in the entirety of the fucking series.

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And then they sacrificed him and threw him off a cliff.

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It was fucking stupid.

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You didn't even kill him.

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So there was no satisfaction in his death, right?

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And I will say satisfaction in his death because the whole part of this fucking series, the whole part of this game is you hate a character so much that when they die, you're happy.

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It's schadenfreude.

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Anyways, you finally get to the mineshaft and it's just a mud orgy.

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It's just a mud orgy.

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That's all it is.

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And so I'm sitting here and I'm going, am I watching outlandish shit for the sake of watching outlandish shit?

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Because Outlast 1 felt like there was like a purpose in the weird stuff.

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Whereas I get into the mind shaft and it's like, here's, okay.

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And then I know somebody's going to go, you don't understand the underlying religious SID.

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It's like they represent different SIDs, like the seven deadly SIDs.

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It's like Father Nock embodies greed and gluttony.

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Yeah, and people were saying I was fat phobic

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when I was making fun of Father Nock because I use the bubble bass voice when he sounds like bubble bass, okay?

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I wasn't making fun of the fact that he's fucking fat.

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I was saying that he is the embodiment of greed, and he literally walks around and he talks like this.

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He said, I just should stop this, the baby's heaven.

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That's the whole point of the fucking game, dude.

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So I just never understand this shit.

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And then I'm walking over there, and I'm trying to save Lin.

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Lin's like, bleak, bleak.

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and meanwhile there's like a dude the funniest part of the fucking whole game is the fact

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that when you're watching outlast 2

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and they're you're in this mud orgy oh my god don't even get me started you're in this mud orgy

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and they're just all and they're ignoring you

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because they're on they're high on like some fucking bath salts

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or some shit because when you get down there one lady like blows dust into your face

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and you're like

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and you're like walking around you're walking around you have no

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idea what's going on you have no idea what's going on

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then you fucking pull her out of it also the fun

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oh i was saying the funniest part was the dude

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that was air humping he didn't have a partner

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so he was just like in the air i don't know

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if that was like a glitch or some shit

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but he was literally just like humping the air in the corner it was like sad

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and you're i think this was actually prior you're trying to save lynn and

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and you know how this the icing on top the cherry

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on top was after running from low level grunts for five

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hours you get stuck in an underground lever level where i'm

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running from val who just is like a naked monster

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that really wants to fuck me and also kill me i can't really tell it's like a toxic relationship

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And so she's chasing you and you can't escape because you have to mush through water and flip levers.

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That is like indie horror slop.

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That's what I didn't like.

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And I know Outlast isn't like, I'm not going to sit here and say like, oh, Outlast can't do that.

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But it's like, that's some shit I expect out of like a $2 game on itch .io.

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Like, that's what I'm expecting.

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Like, oh, a lever level.

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That's how we're going to wrap.

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The Val character, the first time you're getting chased by a main character outside of these weird jockey grunts

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that are shooting arrows at you and think you're God.

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So they fucking bury you.

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So you get resurrected.

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Oh, Jobart didn't understand the religious significance.

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They think I'm Jesus.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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I understand the religious significance of it.

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I understand the religious significance of Outlast 2.

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They have their own convoluted mindset of what Christianity has morphed into

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when they're actually like praising the devil instead of god

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and they're trying to spawn the devil

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and they kill children instead of saving them yes it's like all fucked right it's all fucked

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and you can look deeper into it

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and maybe dissect it a little bit more

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but they think i'm the second coming okay

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so they bury you okay whatever

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so you get chased by val for the first time

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which is like i'm so hype about it

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because i'm like okay this is the first time i'm getting chased by a main character.

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It's a lever level.

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Mushing through water.

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Flip.

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Oh, there's Val.

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Hits me in the fucking back.

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Oh, fuck.

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I'm injured.

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Band -aid.

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Lever.

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And then I run.

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Everyone loves a lever level. But me. But me.

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Because that shit's trash.

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That shit's trash.

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Outlast Trials is funnier.

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No, Outlast Trials is equally as bad.

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Outlast 1 is a fucking nine out of ten.

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Nine and a half, I'll say.

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Outlast 1 is actually fucking scary.

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I think part of the problem, too, was every single person when I started stream playing Outlast goes, this shit's going to be so much scarier than Outlast 1, Joe.

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No, there being more enemies doesn't make it more scary.

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I've played like fucking 300 horror games, and i've recognized

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that the scariest shit in a horror game is not running

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okay the fucking 35th chase scene where they start playing

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and it's like ominous music it's not scary anymore especially every

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single time you're in outlast every time you're in outlast 2

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and it like you're about to die and then you have a flashback to

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when you were a child and jessica's like over here over here

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and then the tongue monster comes out and goes

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and he runs at you at maybe four miles per hour

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maybe four miles per hour non -threatening not smart super predictable right you die

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because you didn't i died multiple times

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because i didn't know one of the lockers was unlocked sorry

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i wasn't staring at every lock on the 80 lockers i was passing to find

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which one was unlocked so i could fucking hide in it right

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that shit was stupid right the the sherry the scariest shit

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in a horror game is the building of suspense fear

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and disturbing factors of the game

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that lead to an individual chase scene this is the problem

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with uh this is the problem with uh not animated horror

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mascot horror like poppy playtime how many times is poppy gonna go

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and run at me and i die and then

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and then the ninth time

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that i'm getting chased it's not scary anymore the second you die in a chase scene it's no longer scary

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and in poppy playtime to poppy playtime's credit there aren't as many chase scenes as an outlast

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because outlast was five hours of running in poppy playtime there's

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puzzles the only thing near a puzzle in outlast was the

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lever level where I run through fucking still water riddled with STDs

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and I flip a lever and that's it the hook oh yeah

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when I go into a fucking rotted meat factory

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and I pick up a hook

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and I have to bring it over to another area that's

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not a fucking puzzle it's stupid in Poppy Playtime's credit there's chase scenes

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but there's also puzzles and stuff that's like oh this is unique.

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You know, I have to do this.

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It keeps you more entertained.

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Now, Poppy Playtime aggravates me because the direction in that game pisses me off, right?

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And I also think they're dragging that game to the fucking depths of the earth.

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You know, there's going to be Poppy Playtime number fucking 83, right?

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This is going to be the new Fast and Furious fucking franchise.

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Roids aren't a good look.

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If you think I'm on steroids, you tell yourself that to make yourself feel better about how you are in your own life.

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I'm not on steroids just because I'm angry doesn't mean I'm on steroids.

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I'm 6 '1 and 178 pounds.

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If I was on steroids, I'd be 200 pounds, yoked to the gills, and far more angry.

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You don't know what Roid Rage looks like if you think this is Roid Rage.

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Roid Rage is legitimately out of nowhere, somebody fucking tweaking and breaking a part of their house.

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Go watch a bodybuilder on Roid Rage.

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Entirely different.

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This is Outlast 2 Rage.

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Dude's getting rage baited.

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Weakest rage bait of all time.

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Opinion on Five Nights at Freddy's.

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You're just trying, is this going to turn into a four -hour stream of me just crashing out?

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I, okay, I liked, what was the one that I just played?

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FNAF 2.

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I'll admit it I thought it was a good game what

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I don't like about FNAF in Five Nights at Freddy's is

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that you aren't really like shown what you're supposed to do

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and it's it's like trial error trial error trial error trial

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error like I would love for them to say hey like you're talking to the guy

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and he's telling you they're gonna fucking show up shine a flashlight at him blah blah blah

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but it's like how am I supposed to know that

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when I hear this noise I have to throw on the

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mask otherwise it's going to show up like what's the one character

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that stays in the room with you and FNAF

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and then it'll randomly kill you whenever they do say that they don't tell you that

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Mangle I played FNAF too maybe I wasn't paying close enough attention but I don't think they say

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that Mangle you have to when you hear

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that noise am I wrong I may be wrong I don't think they say

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that with Foxy he says it I may be wrong

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but a lot of the the thing with FNAF is a

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lot of the war is super cool I think the tech

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in beating the game is like I'm just gonna watch a YouTube tutorial

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and I don't like that either

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and that's not a FNAF thing like you could beat it without the tutorial like you don't need it obviously

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because there are people that obviously have beaten it without it

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but I don't like games where you're kind of incentivized to

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like find other resources to then beat the game I don't

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dislike FNAF as a franchise I think some of the best horror games are like Five Nights at Freddy's games.

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I don't know, man.

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I just, I get so pissed off when I see this shit

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of people rambling about how they don't like how streamers speed run games and they think it's really annoying.

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And it's like, I understand you're a diehard fan of the game, but like, you're not the person I'm appealing to.

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And I hate to say it, right?

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And it's the same shit with other streamers.

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When you see Jinxie playing GTA 5 story mode, or you see Kai playing Elden Ring, none of them are appealing towards Elden Ring diehard fans.

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I'm not appealing towards Outlast 2 mega fans.

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You're not my audience, you know?

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My audience has never seen Outlast 2, or they've played it and they don't really remember it, and they just want to watch Jobart rage and crash out and get scared.

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That's the whole point of the fucking entertainment factor, right?

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Like, so when you sit here and you go, this isn't how I wanted him to play it, okay?

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Like, and they sit here

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and they critique how you play a game like they're being like studious

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and they're like they're like an anime fan

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and they understand what they're talking about and they love the game

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and I don't understand the game and they do

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but it's like you're what you're doing

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when you really boil it down to it is like similar

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and vibe to the chatter going I don't like

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that it's like backseat gaming in hindsight it's like you didn't

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play this the right way you fucking suck for this blah blah blah I like I don't know it's different

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when people are like oh the big walk and shit

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when people were mad that like we didn't like the big walk

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because that's like we only played like 30 minutes of it

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but I'm saying

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when I beat a game I play a game 100 %

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of the way through I'm not saying I 100 % the game with achievements

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but I beat the game I finish out last two two sorry I beat out last two

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and then when is mommy ASMR brother LeBron give it a rest

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that why is

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that your first chat I'm timing you out for 10 minutes sit in the corner um

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when when somebody critiques me and they're like yo you beat the game

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but you beat it not in the way

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that i like like it's it's just it's in my mind

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the same as just an annoying chatter it's like why are you complaining like don't watch it it's

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because they don't like

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that i'm shitting on a game they like it's like the take they don't like the take they don't like

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that i said outlast 2 was bad but am i really gonna sit there

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and i'm gonna get chased by the tongue monster that's going

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that doesn't make any sense

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and maybe that's what I'm not seeing the tongue monster I

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don't get maybe that's a religious reference I don't get it

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okay tell me what it is I don't get it the

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tongue monster in outlast 2 that's chasing me in the flashback I don't get it

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and it wraps their tongue around me I don't get it

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but in that scene you're telling me I'm supposed to sit there like

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if you wanted me to play the game you want me to get chased by

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that tongue monster and go oh wow that was

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so scary oh my god what is

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that monster maybe i can find a note in this room

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about it maybe they'll tell me more about it oh it's another nine paragraph bible quote

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that has that that doesn't have to do with what's actively happening in the game right now I'm not reading that.

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The recordings.

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I didn't record.

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Yeah, that was like a key aspect of the game is

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that you're Blake and you're a cam guy and you're supposed to record certain clips, but it could be a hanging dead body

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and I record the dead body for 20 seconds

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and then I look down and I play the footage back and Blake goes, there were so many dead bodies hanging.

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It was terrifying.

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End clip.

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I record Father Knock about to execute somebody.

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I play it back.

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He had such malice in his heart.

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He was killing everybody across his path.

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I mean, like, literally just saying what's happening.

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Like, adding nothing to it.

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Adding nothing to it.

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Like, my old TikToks.

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Like, hey, literally.

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My old TikToks.

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I ain't really gonna fucking fix a watermelon with ramen.

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Like, shit like that.

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Just annoying, man.

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Come on.

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I'm done yapping.

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It's React time now.

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