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I'm gay, thank you.
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I'm gay bro, thank you.
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Thank you, that's all I need.
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I'm gay bro.
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Thank you!
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Guys, welcome in.
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Yes sir.
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You look a lot better today.
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Your boy slept last night.
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Good, thank fucking god.
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Your boy slept last night.
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I slept early.
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I slept around like 11 -ish.
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I got into bed around 10 um took my magnesium woke
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up felt fresh oh the alarm woke me up by the
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way um i was like you know what fuck it it's
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gonna be a good day it's been a great day had
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a great meeting this morning it's been a great um day all around had a great react session
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so yeah man positive vibes good bro i'm glad i'm glad
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i'm glad i'm glad i'm glad i'm glad um what kind of matching today
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gray on gray gray on gray with the gray chair
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and stuff a lot of gray in this room we realized There is a lot of gray in this room.
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You're wearing gray as well, Ellis.
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Yeah.
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Weird.
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You guys are actually - How my desk is gray?
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Gray, black and white.
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Gray, black and white.
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You guys are actually, actually matching.
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You guys were locked into that.
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Yeah, we are locked in.
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That's what real friends do.
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Oh, okay.
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Rem's not in.
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Shark.
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Shark.
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Shark.
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You say this once every three months, so - Nah, it's quicker than three months.
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Yeah, I was giving them better for the doubt.
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Oh, I would say once every four weeks.
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Yeah, ooh.
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Recently.
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Once every four is a bit tough.
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Okay, six weeks.
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Let's go six to eight.
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Six to eight.
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Six to eight.
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He's not, he doesn't miss an episode once every two months.
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Okay, but same once.
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Yeah, you're right, you're right.
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Let's go back to one to four.
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Yeah.
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Let's go back to the one to four ratio.
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Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool.
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I love you though.
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Granted, yeah, he's got a tummy bug.
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Yeah.
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Which is peak.
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Yeah, no one's that.
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Yeah, but that's dead.
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I don't like when he's not in.
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Yeah.
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Messes up the dynamic, but the show must go on.
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The show must go on.
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Oh, yeah, before, yeah, I'll do the thing.
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Okay, cool.
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The commiserations and, not commiserations, God god yeah that's
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when someone dies yeah all right uh we have a special
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guest quick psa from um daddy fancy himself guys i'm
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so sorry i know there hasn't been a daddy fancy
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and probably like streets have been screaming i don't know what the streets say
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but i've heard there are rumblings in in said streets cobbled paved things
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that people are unhappy that there hasn't been a daddy fancy segment in a
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while fair play i do have a tendency of taking a break after i finish a book Which is only fair.
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You're a human being too.
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And just because you are the deliverer doesn't mean you can't just, you know, take some time off.
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But what I will say is I have noticed after every book I finish, the gap is longer and longer.
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And it just happens without me even noticing that there's probably been at least four episodes now I've done Daddy Fantasy.
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I haven't started reading yet.
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That's unacceptable.
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I was in bed last night thinking I'm ready to start reading.
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So we obviously fly in a few days i can get
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some serious reading done reading done okay in the time
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that we're away serious reading done yeah um
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so guys there isn't one today there's no doubt
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if i see today there probably won't be one next week
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because we're away yeah um
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but from then i would have read a fat chunk of
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the next book i am going to go i'm just going
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to keep up with the akatar series i'm not going to
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go onyx storm like i was okay um i'm going to finish this uh series
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and then we'll go back you're on to book Book four, right?
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Book four now, yeah.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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You're always a reader, bro.
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That's insane.
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What is it?
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I'm going into book four of this series.
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Yeah.
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And I read two of the other series.
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You started this when?
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When did you start roughly?
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Daddy Fantasy.
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It's been less than a year.
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Yeah, less than a year.
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Wow.
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I love that for you, man.
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Thank you, bro.
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It's like a new thing.
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It is.
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The fun thing about it is I've come in second nature.
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Like I'm just banging through books.
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And that's what habits are.
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Yeah, that's how you build habits, bro.
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That's how you build habits, man.
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I love that for you, honestly.
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Thank you, broski.
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I'm very happy.
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But anyway, I'll sign out here.
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And guys, you will see Daddy Fancy very, very, very soon.
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And we'll get into some good stuff.
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Right.
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Do you know what I like about Daddy Fantasy?
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What do you like about Daddy Fantasy?
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Like you really get into character as soon as those glasses come on.
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A man said, I've not been here in the streets, but the cobbled pavement.
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I was thinking that's something only Daddy Fantasy would say.
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Fair.
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And I'm like, fair enough.
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Yeah, you tapped in.
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Yeah, man.
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Yeah, you tapped in.
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I'm locked.
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You became the character.
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I love Daddy Fantasy.
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Speaking of niches.
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Megan sent me a clip today Did you know there's a nun podcast going on right now?
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No, I did not Podcast with nuns They're just talking about Christianity
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and religion Just talking about God The holy way and stuff Yeah, popular nun hosted podcast A Nun's Life A Nun's Life
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Dominican Sisters Open Mic I'm not gonna lie If I saw a documentary that said A Nun's Life, I'd watch it Really?
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I'd watch it I fucking wouldn't That sounds boring I love documentaries But if it's a documentary on Netflix, it's not gonna be boring, in my opinion
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In your opinion in your opinion is facts yeah i've seen
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some boring documentaries on netflix that's fair a lot of i
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actually find a lot of the crime ones are boring to
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me like it's a lot of similarities yeah in the in the crime i don't know what it is that like
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that i need to like drag me out i did start watching um trust me on a profit yeah yeah
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that doesn't make i didn't even finish it yet but that the way donnie bamboozled these man He just decided one day.
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Yeah, just decided I am the prophet.
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Yeah, and what I didn't realize is that when I saw the trailer and stuff, I obviously thought my man's got pee, he's pulled up to these man in a time where they were struggling,
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and he's an outside rich Mormon guy who's been like, I'm the new prophet.
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That's what I thought happened.
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Little did I know he was part of their community his whole life, and he was a waste man.
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Yeah.
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He was a waste man the whole time.
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And then randomly one day was just like, oh he's just got mad wives bro yeah
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because that's their old messiah went to pen yeah he went pen
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and he was like old messiah's a bastard bro yeah he was like
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if i'm not fucking none of you man none of you
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man i don't want to hear about a baby he's thinking
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no no no no yes that's insane that's insane yeah of course i do i need some um
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and then yeah he was he banged bare wives i'm the new messiah i'm the new messiah
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and then he started marrying 10 year olds
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and i'm like get this guy i haven't finished it i hope
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that i hope it finishes with him behind bars should i Yeah, you might as well tell me, does it?
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He goes to jail.
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Okay, good.
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Okay, good.
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Ten -year -olds, bro.
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He's nuts, bro.
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He's nuts.
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There's a part in there where I can't even repeat what happened.
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When he was telling the story in the car.
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Oh, my God.
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I knew you were going to say that.
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And then he was like, I was too overwhelmed with emotions.
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I couldn't cry.
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And then he was like, oh, no, actually, I did cry.
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Yeah, I did cry.
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I did cry.
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Shut up, bro.
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Yeah.
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Shut up.
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What a disgusting piece of shit.
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I think obviously this is, what I got from this documentary is twofold.
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Yes, you see the atrocities that happens in Mormon communities, one.
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And for two, the dedication and the perseverance of homegirl and her husband being undercover for over a year.
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After that conversation, I'm not undercover anymore.
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I have to tell someone.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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It's a day.
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I'm not undercover anymore.
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Yeah, so obviously I don't know where the point you're up to
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but they they were undercover for over a year that's insane over a year james i'm not doing
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that and i'm like wow bro
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and obviously she was she was mormon in her past she left them blah blah
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so she understands not understands why this is happening but
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because she she was also for lack of a better term trafficked in
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that way um she understands the jeopardy that these are yeah and And what I realized, you know, Mormons who break out of Mormonism are into some freak shit.
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Not even disexually, but just like, they just do.
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She was like a snake handler and like, there's no fear.
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When they leave Mormonism, bro, they're on it.
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Like, whatever.
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Bro, she was like a magician's assistant.
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She was like a TV host.
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She was a ventriloquist.
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Bro, she was doing all sorts.
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They ain't seen stuff like this before.
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They ain't seen none of it.
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They just think their whole life has been a lie.
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So just give me the weirdest shit possible.
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I'm gonna do it, bro.
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I'm doing it, bro.
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I'm racking up this CV.
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Oh bro, I was watching couples therapy one time.
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Okay.
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What a show.
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And there was a Mormon couple on there.
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And the woman was going through a madders bro, where long story short, she left the church.
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Her husband eventually left the church as well, but he didn't leave at the same time that she did.
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And Ellis, if you haven't seen the show, it's wonderful.
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Never seen it.
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It's fantastic um and basically she had so much resentment towards the church
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that she she she couldn't follow rules period anymore like the the concept of following rules to her was
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so offensive to her integrity
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and she just thought it was just like another mormonism bullshit thing
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so even the concept of monogamy to her she told her
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husband i can't be monogamous i can't like it just reflects too much of the the bindingness of the church
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and all this kind of yes i need to be free
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free free yes against his bad judgment he was like all
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right cool that's fine i've got obviously they had one mutual
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friend in it he said that's fine whoever you want just
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don't him she said bet him immediately don't tell what to do that's dark it was dark bro dark
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and she held such little
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accountability for it he was murk yeah i would be he was murked bro
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and then he still tried to continue the marriage
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and all this kind of stuff
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and he was doing he was doing the open relationship stuff
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and he was just like i don't want to i don't
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want to i don't like it yeah i don't like it yeah
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and she was like this is what i need
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if you want to be around to me this is what i need
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and he was like i get it bro
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and i get like your resemblance to the church and the other
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but i grew up there too and like I don't have as bad feelings as you do.
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And like, she's basically like, if you talk to anyone from the church, like we're done.
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And he was like, my family's there.
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Like my mom is there, my sisters are there, my dad's there, she was like, bro, like they're evil, evil people.
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Like you can't be involved in them.
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And then she's on so far on the other end of the spectrum.
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Understandably so, but it was a struggle to watch.
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They were going through it, bro.
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Fucking fantastic.
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I love couples therapy.
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Right, that scenario reminds me of another documentary I watched.
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I think, again, it was another Mormon -esque or Mormon -adjacent community in the arson of nowhere in America.
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um there was a there's a female preacher
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which i don't think it was a religious thing i think
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it was more sort of like a following my cult type situation okay and she was preaching about how to
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i think how to raise and treat your kids
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and like live in this community
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and like um how to be a better wife all these type of things
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and it got to a stage where if people if
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if people were thinking like maybe too outside the box you'll
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say oh you're addicted to porn you're addicted to this you're addicted to
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that and if you're if
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if according to her you were addicted to porn the women
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have the right in the relationship the women have to write
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to chuck the man out the yard tell them not to see their kids for x amount of time
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and bro it got
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so dark the opening scene of this documentary is a kid
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walking to a a a random house in the middle of a desert i think they're like utah
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or something knocking on the door saying i've been bound for
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a couple days call five -oh call the ambulance come get tell him to come get me
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and then that's how it all unravels yeah was he under
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punishment uh yes he was under punishment um um he no
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he was a kid he wasn't he was a kid he
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was a grown -up no no no it starts off with the kid oh
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so it's the the whole thing is about that whole um
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that whole chapter unfolded with um the kid being uh entrapped running away
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and then that's how this community got discovered because of what this woman was doing to a community.
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And she was keeping kids in fucking cupboards and shit, whipping them with this and that, bro.
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And there was one of the wives, one woman in a relationship started to get herself involved with this preacher of a woman and left her husband,
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all of this, and allowed her to treat kids and her kids as well that way.
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It was, I can't remember what it's caused.
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Culture is so crazy.
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Culture is crazy.
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And it's always, I can't say it's always in America.
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That's what's publicized, I guess but yeah it's got
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so much room it has got
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so much room um do you what do you think would
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have to be on offer for you to get swindled into
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being in a cult like what problem are they solving for you i don't in this day
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and age they meet my current view okay let's not say your current food heads
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because i don't have
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that kind of mindset bro okay not currently had this version
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of who had do you okay actually let me reframe it not what could they offer you
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but let's say
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if you were this kind of person do you think a cult would be attractive to you
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if you were someone who was chronically alone chronically poor has
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never really received much love similar to what we talked about
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yesterday feeling zero purpose in your life like you just feel like
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if i wasn't here nothing would change then probably yeah especially
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like you're special i can see a light in you yeah
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hang on i you're glowing do you know
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that i can see a light in you has anyone ever told you
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that before no no no it's the first time this is the first time you're hearing this yeah Listen, my name is Josiah.
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Nice to meet you, Josiah.
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I am from a small community in Utah,
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and we focus on the Josiahites who are descended from Herculean genes.
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I don't know if you know about this.
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No, it's the first time hearing about it.
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Okay, Hercules, son of God.
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Son of Zeus.
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Son of Zeus, okay.
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Half human, half God.
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they tried to depict it in the Disney movie, but once he became a true God, he emanated this golden aura.
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And that was to prove that he is a true God, but that aura was always within him.
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And now as his genes have spread throughout humanity, that has been lost.
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But I am one of the very few descendants who can see that light in people.
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And you are meant for incredibly great things.
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I'm assuming you've been told
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that your entire life no it's the first time i'm hearing
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you're joking no i've not been any shown any love any
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care i'm poor i didn't think there was a way out for me to be honest question
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do you struggle to sleep sometimes i struggle to sleep a
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lot of times let me guess do you struggle to sleep
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because your mind is thinking and thinking and thinking
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and thinking yes you're right yes do you experience sadness to
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great great great great deaths it makes it hard for to
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get out of bed almost every day you don't understand
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that you're one of the people who are in touch with
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all the souls of humanity you're feeling the burden of all of humanity's pain
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would you like to learn of how to deal with
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that i would i really would do you like sex who doesn't i've not had it in a
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while but who doesn't the times i did have it i remember we
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if it's okay with you i don't want to be too
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full force we really really focus on getting as much herculean
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dna into the into the world as possible we don't believe in condoms sign me up
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we need you to have a lot of sex sign me
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up yeah come with me there is a sign up fee there is a sign up fee okay and we'll need
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all of your money oh
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because you don't we'll yeah yeah we'll take care of everything
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i'll be reimbursed yeah yeah you're for attorney yeah in this life
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and the next yeah you will be reimbursed i will expect all of your money okay
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but that's it okay
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and you'll be fed housed clothed all the sex okay yes yes come with me
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and then help me spread the word okay cool i'll tell you who's glowing
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and who's not yeah yeah yeah yeah okay i'll be your
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number two yeah yes yeah i'll get drapes in there drapes in there bro 100 easily easily oh
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so would i bro yeah if that was my reality
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and mentality of course but i think it's very easy for us that aren't in said cultures and aren't in
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secluded areas to see something like mormonism for example that's documented on socials or um or Netflix or whatever,
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and think to ourselves, how are these guys
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so fickle minded in this way to not be able to see the reality of what's happening around them?
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I haven't had it in a while, it's killing me, sorry.
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I mean, you said I was like, I haven't had it in a while, but yes.
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You were tapped, sorry.
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Yeah.
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Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
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You tell old, please pull.
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Sorry, sorry, agreed, agreed, agreed.
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Yeah.
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Sorry, go on.
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Yeah, I think it's easy for us to say, oh, we wouldn't be trapped by this preacher
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or we wouldn't follow the rules of this and that because we can see the bullshit.
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We can see the bullshit because we've been exposed to so much.
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Whereas if I was picked up, jumped into Mormonism from the age of four, this is all I know.
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Everyone, all the kids around here are my brothers and sisters.
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Yeah, 100, bro.
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None of us wear makeup.
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None of us get our haircuts.
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We're all wearing the same beige outfit.
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Yeah, bro.
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And it's like, this is my life.
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This is what you do.
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You don't even think about it.
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You don't even think about it.
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There's no reason.
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There's no reason to.
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Just like I don't spend my day thinking about aliens because why would I?
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Why would I?
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I'm not going past this corner shop because this is the furthest I can go.
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This is all I know.
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This is like the, have you seen The Village?
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M. Night Shyamalan movie?
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I don't think so.
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Pull it up, please.
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Ellis, have you seen it?
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I've heard of it.
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I've never seen it.
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It's a little bit old now.
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And it is basically, it is basically this, where it's, I got shat on.
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A lot of M.
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Night stuff does.
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Yeah.
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It really does.
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I'll never forgive him for Avatar.
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I don't think anyone will.
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No, I'll never forgive him.
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He's done one good thing.
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Didn't he do The Night Of?
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What am I cap in?
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Oh, maybe.
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He's done a few good things.
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If he did The Night Of, that's awesome.
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He did The Night Of.
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I'm sure he did.
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No, he didn't.
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No, he didn't.
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I'll take it back.
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No, but what he did do, he did Unbreakable.
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That's good.
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Oh, that's that.
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The trilogy.
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Yeah, and he would have, which I'm assuming he would have also done
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Split and stuff yeah yeah that's good
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so i like those movies i don't have i seen unbreakable
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i think i have that's great i don't oh uh no
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i've seen splitting glass i don't think i've seen a break
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oh breakable is actually my favorite out of all of them oh fair enough are these
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and like oh he's done the sixth sense bro okay i've also not seen
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that but we've had that discussion signs is good trap is terrible i've seen him a horrendous
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fucking horrendous movie i'll say the worst thing i've ever seen
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yeah he has he has a niche clearly yeah he does
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okay okay okay he's got some bangers anyway back to your
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point back to my point the village is basically um a world in
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which this is literally it where it's an olden day like
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really really really olden day uh thing where these lot grow up in this village
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and they're surrounded by a forest
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and they're taught like there are monsters in this forest do
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not go into this forest no one leaves this village if you go into the forest you die long story short
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and then this girl ends up going out into the forest um sees the monsters
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and all this kind of stuff escapes the monsters long story spoiler coming it's 50 years old
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or whatever um long story short the village is just a cult
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and they're actually living in like 2005
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when they these might look like they were living in the 1800s
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and they're actually living in like they've had no electricity there
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no like nothing like they actually live like back back back
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back back back in the day okay she comes to find out
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that bro everything's alive once you get to the other side
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of this forest bro there's cars bopping by like i don't think you know
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that would do to me i don't think you know what
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that would do to me bro i would scream yeah i
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feel like where am i imagine like now going through a forest
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and then finding out on the other side of the forest it's literally the year 4 000.
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oh my god no people are dying around no simulation yeah
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i'll run straight back to in the forest facts bro i have no business i wouldn't even tell anyone
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because they'll kill me
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you're like yeah you're you're you're one of them they would never find out that i knew what's on
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i'll keep
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that i'll i'll be on my depo before i let it
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spill there's no way i would run straight back to the comfort yeah the comfort of the village yeah
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and that's what happens as well a lot of people
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that leave mormonism they they end up going back as well yeah because over stimulated over stimulate when they get to reality.
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They just don't know how to navigate themselves.
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Yeah, but the bad thing is, it's hard to forget.
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It's hard to forget what you learn.
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And then buy back into the mystery that these man veil in front of you.
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It's tough.
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But yeah, the Villages, I hated the ending, but the film was good.
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Fair enough.
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Right, question of the week?
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Question of the week.
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This week's question of the week was, what's the worst thing you've done for love?
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I consoled her while she was crying about the guy she actually liked.
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That's that friend zone territory where it's just like, fuck, I'm gonna wait my turn.
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I'm gonna wait my turn.
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I'm gonna wait my turn.
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Thank God I've never been in that situation.
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I haven't, I haven't.
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You haven't, you haven't.
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I told you year eight.
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It's always a childhood thing.
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Yeah, I'm not as a grown man yeah yeah yeah
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but yeah yeah um yeah one thing in my year paying
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this thing is in school she knows who she is she
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broke up with uh a guy who was in my class
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his name was jay he was punching he dumped her yeah
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and then as he can i think my time's i think my time's up
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because i remember she asked me for 50p the week before i remember this conversation
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and i was like there's a reason she's asked me
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because she doesn't feel comfortable to ask anyone else yeah delulu delulu bro
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and i remember i won my race on sports day um i won my race on sports day
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also the week before
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and i went straight over to her she was like i can't believe you were
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that fast i was like this is this is right at
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this point yeah yeah yeah he dumped her she was on the market
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and she was like and then remember she said you would never dump me would you i was like I was like, fuck no. Fuck, I genuinely believed it.
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Fuck no. And she was like, that's why you're such a good friend.
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And we have the same birthday and she was like, twins.
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I think she gave me a pinky, twins.
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I was like, twins, twins, twins, twins, twins, twins.
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Get off me, twins, twins, twins, twins, twins.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I'm so sorry, bro.
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I'm so sorry.
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I know it was the eight, but I'm so sorry you had to go through that.
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That's painful.
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It was painful.
501
You still remember it, that's painful, bro.
502
Yeah.
503
It's painful.
504
Yeah, it's big bro.
505
Oh, it's butters, man.
506
But I don't know why I still remember it, but fucking hell.
507
I was like, oh, I'm washed.
508
Do you know how butters you have to be to be set up like that?
509
Yeah.
510
And then just cascade it down.
511
Yeah.
512
I could never play a thing like that in year eight.
513
I don't have the balls or the even like the know -how.
514
To be fair, one girl, I felt so bad.
515
This is also in year eight.
516
I felt so bad
517
that I pressured a girl to tell me a crush just for her to tell me it was me.
518
And I was like, nah, it was on MSN.
519
I was chatting to one thing and she was like, I can't remember, I was like, do you fancy anyone?
520
She was like, yeah, just one person.
521
I was like, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me.
522
She's like, no, I'm not telling you, I'm telling you.
523
I was like, oh, shut up, man, tell me, tell me.
524
Stop being stupid, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me.
525
She was like, fine, I'll tell you.
526
I was like, who is it, who is it, who is it?
527
I promise I won't tell.
528
She was like, it's you.
529
I was like, oh, I drink it.
530
I was like, oh, that's, I can't remember what I said.
531
That's Pete.
532
Yeah.
533
And then she was like, I don't know you have answered me, so you don't have to say anything.
534
Oh, man.
535
It was fucked.
536
I would just act.
537
Conversation closed.
538
Yeah, I'm offline.
539
I'm offline, bro.
540
I'm offline.
541
Quickly changed my status.
542
I'm still talking to my brethren, still talking to this other one.
543
Yeah, no, bro.
544
I was, I hated that.
545
Dark days.
546
I was thinking, what's wrong with you, James?
547
Ignorance is bliss, bro.
548
Shut up.
549
Yeah, facts.
550
Right.
551
What's the worst thing you've done for love?
552
I let her grab my ass every time we hugged.
553
Let her, you know.
554
That frustrates me so much.
555
Do you think you'll ever...
556
When you are married, deep into marriage, if that's just what she wants to do, do you think after years and years, you could let her just do it?
557
Every time you hug, she squeezes your ass.
558
No, I don't think so.
559
Really?
560
I don't think so, bro okay not squeezes but just cups every time most times
561
okay especially once her hands to be okay is there a
562
point where i feel like i would get used to it
563
yes is there a point where i feel like my anger related issues towards
564
that situation would subside yes yeah would i i think it was one of those ones where i'd overall have to um
565
it was like it's like the conversation we're having in the
566
office earlier i'm doing something to make someone else happy yeah
567
but it makes you miserable it makes me miserable
568
but over time it won't make me miserable anymore i feel like
569
that would be such a slow journey slow journey until i get to a point
570
so yeah ultimately i guess the answer is yes do you
571
think it would set you back once you get to the
572
point it's like okay this is just what happens yeah do you think it would set you back
573
in the times where we are all hanging out
574
and then we see her grab your ass in public
575
and we ridicule you for it yeah that that i won't allow if you're doing this sustainer that i won't allow
576
fair i can't allow
577
that yeah right all right next up what's the worst thing
578
you've done for love i lied to my current boyfriend
579
that i was going on a family holiday to spain but I flew out to China to see my ex.
580
China?
581
Yeah, bro.
582
Yeah, that's crazy.
583
That's just crazy.
584
That's just crazy.
585
Regardless of where your country of origin is from, where you're flying from.
586
You could be flying from Japan.
587
Going to China is a piss take.
588
Family holiday in Spain.
589
I went to China to see my ex.
590
China, bro.
591
Yeah, bro.
592
She didn't care.
593
She didn't give a fuck, bro.
594
She didn't care.
595
Hindsight's 20 -20.
596
I want him back.
597
I want him back.
598
I need to be dicked properly.
599
There's no way a John flies to China to see you without you giving her the time of her life.
600
That would be a weekend.
601
Oh, bro.
602
I wouldn't be able to let her leave because I don't know anyone here.
603
Yeah.
604
Also true.
605
I don't speak fucking Mandarin.
606
Also fucking true.
607
I'd have Stockholm syndrome, bro.
608
I would need her with me all the time.
609
All right.
610
What's the worst thing you've done for love?
611
This is fucking ridiculous.
612
I reached out to her favorite artist management team for him to come and sing her a song to take me back.
613
No. Bro.
614
No, bro.
615
Do you know how dark a hole you need to be in to start thinking of that?
616
Because we have management, I can imagine Megan coming to us and be like, listen, I've just received this email.
617
And we would just make jest of the situation.
618
We wouldn't stop laughing about it wouldn't stop laughing about it
619
so how have you you thinking about this being a romantic
620
thing you've never you didn't think about the other side of
621
the fence you think about it outside the fence you also didn't think about him just coming
622
and stealing your girl stealing your bitch
623
because this is her favorite i'm her favorite i'm her favorite
624
bro i'm her favorite who are you yeah you're her ex bro you're excellent
625
and you cheated
626
and whatever you're paying me yeah yeah this you're paying me
627
to go go wise up bro 100 i've got no stake in this game literally bro i'm gonna come
628
and perform all right what's the worst thing you've done for love i ignored how they treated me
629
because i like how they touched me
630
that's sad that's sad next worst thing you've done for love i was open to try
631
and aim with him he came out of the closet a year later
632
wow you were the tester
633
you were the transition player yeah you were the transition player he got in
634
that ass and said yep that's all I needed to know that's all I needed to know
635
yeah only thing it's missing is a fat cock
636
that's the only thing it's missing the ass is where I want to be that's confirmed
637
I'm gay bro.
638
Thank you.
639
Thank you.
640
That's all I am gay.
641
I got it wrong.
642
Thank you.
643
Facts.
644
Oh God.
645
Fuck it feels good to say it.
646
Fuck it feels good to finally say it.
647
I needed that.
648
Thank you.
649
You don't know what you've done for me.
650
Thank you.
651
Thank you.
652
Thank you.
653
Thank you.
654
Oh God.
655
Fuck it up.
656
What's the worst thing you've done for love?
657
I've learned another language and spent seven racks on him.
658
Yikes.
659
Learning love language is crazy.
660
For someone else, he's crazy.
661
Yeah, that's crazy.
662
Next, she had me wash her other boyfriend's car, saying that it was her dad's, and she kept sprinkling water on me.
663
Oh my.
664
That, that's, I think that's the straw that'll break my back.
665
I think that would break my back.
666
Yeah, yeah.
667
Wow, I'm washing your man's car.
668
Just you saying that out loud is crazy.
669
crazy could not find
670
that out i put my head under the wheel bro just
671
drive bro i just washed your man's car for you for your man to come home
672
so you can say i got your car look baby i got your car washed inside
673
and out clean just for you
674
and you're there thinking yeah i've done my baby yeah yeah
675
i've done my baby solid you're watching next month's car you absolute joke melt what's the worst thing you've done for love.
676
Voluntarily cooked a three course meal for a man who forgot my birthday.
677
That is unacceptable on her own behalf.
678
That's unacceptable.
679
That's the worst thing ever.
680
Bless her.
681
Next, travel to another city where my girl broke up with me on the phone
682
because I wanted her to say it to my face.
683
Oh, idiot.
684
Matter of fact, she ain't gonna say it to my face.
685
Yeah, when she sees me, she can't go through with it.
686
She's not gonna be able to go through with it.
687
Fuck.
688
Fuck.
689
I'm called all the way up there and she's like, I've told you I'm on the phone, this is over.
690
Why would you waste your time?
691
I actually know a boy who did that, you know?
692
No, you don't.
693
Yes, I do.
694
No, you don't.
695
Yes, I do.
696
He got lots off on the phone.
697
She charged it on the phone.
698
I'm not, we've been together this long.
699
We're not ending like this.
700
Pulled up to her uni in Sheffield.
701
Next man was there.
702
Next man was there, of course he was.
703
What'd he do?
704
She didn't let him in, he was outside.
705
Okay, that's best case scenario.
706
Yeah, that is best case scenario.
707
That's best case scenario, because people have gone to jail.
708
Yeah.
709
Or hospital, or both.
710
Bro, I had that happen to me on some Dracula thing in first year of years.
711
What does that even mean?
712
You'll find out.
713
You'll find out.
714
I heard that happen to me where Jess in first year, locked off her man.
715
Donnie pulled up.
716
I get a knock on my bedroom door.
717
It's one of the other girls.
718
She said, look, Jess just broke over with her man.
719
He's in the vicinity.
720
Do not let him in.
721
If you hear the door knock, don't let him in.
722
I was like, yeah, bet, bet, bet, bet.
723
I'm chilling on my bed playing PlayStation.
724
I hear my window.
725
I'm seeing my man like open my thing.
726
He said, bro. So sorry.
727
Thank you.
728
Let me in.
729
I said, oh, I was like, oh, bro.
730
I don't know.
731
These are the same now.
732
And he's like, come on, bro.
733
You know me.
734
You know me, bro.
735
Come on, man.
736
Let me in.
737
This is silly, bro.
738
I just want to chat to her.
739
I was like, oh, bro.
740
I don't know, bro.
741
And he's like, oh, bro.
742
Don't be stupid.
743
Come on.
744
Let me in.
745
Let me in.
746
Dracula.
747
I said, you know what?
748
I'll chat to her, bro.
749
I said, you know what?
750
I'll chat to her.
751
I'll let her.
752
I'll let her.
753
I'll let her.
754
Yeah, I'll let her.
755
I'll let her.
756
I'll let her.
757
I'll let her.
758
I'll let her.
759
I'll let her.
760
I'll let her.
761
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
762
I'll let her.
763
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
764
I'll let her.
765
I'll let her.
766
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
767
Yeah, yeah.
768
Yeah, yeah.
769
I'll let her.
770
I should let him in because if I don't let him in.
771
He's just gonna keep knocking on my fucking window.
772
And also if he does get in, he's coming straight to my door, but I'm like, what the fuck did you let me in?
773
Now I've got a fight in the hallway.
774
Yeah, it's all politics, bro.
775
It's all politics on a Dracula ticket.
776
So let me in, let me in.
777
So yeah, it'll make sense.
778
I was scared for my life.
779
Oh yeah, I'll be scared too.
780
I would be scared too.
781
That's jarring.
782
Speaking of random again, sorry guys.
783
Did I ever tell you about, I don't think I ever told you because I wasn't secure enough with you at this point.
784
Okay.
785
Did I ever tell you when I feared for my life in my ex's yard in uni?
786
Couple were playing with me in De Montfort back in the day, right?
787
You were playing with me.
788
Go on.
789
Bro, one time, yeah.
790
This is so crazy.
791
One time, yeah, obviously I had, my ex was at the door for the day.
792
So I pulled up to less than one afternoon.
793
We're chilling, chilling, chilling in our room.
794
I'm hearing bad giggles in the hallway.
795
Was it like a callous court type situation?
796
Yeah, it's like, yeah, similar to the uni halls.
797
I'm hearing bad giggles in the kitchen and then the hallway.
798
And one girl, I hear one guy ask one girl, is she in, is she in?
799
Talk about my girl, isn't it?
800
Is she in, is she in?
801
And she's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
802
But her man's a, leave it, leave it.
803
He's like, cool.
804
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, on her door.
805
My girl's like, don't go out there.
806
Don't go out there.
807
I was like, all right, say this.
808
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
809
She's like, leave it, trust me, they're dickers, they're dickers, just leave it, leave it.
810
I was like, now, what the fuck?
811
They're taking the bitch.
812
They know I'm in here, because I just heard them say.
813
She was like, I don't ignore them, ignore them.
814
I said, one more time, I started to go out there.
815
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
816
Fuck this.
817
Open the door.
818
Six of them man were there.
819
Six of them man were there.
820
I was like, who's knocking on the door?
821
Why are you knocking on the door?
822
They said, get your girl.
823
We want to chat to her.
824
I was like, I'd say you know I froze.
825
I would freeze too.
826
That's a kid.
827
My mind was doing such gymnastics thinking, what am I going to do?
828
What am I going to do?
829
Get your girl.
830
Get your girl. Because...
831
I was a kid.
832
Right, right, right, right, right, right.
833
Right.
834
Cause I can't, I physically can't be like shut the fuck up.
835
I can't.
836
I can't just close the door.
837
I can't just like boom.
838
Cause he put his phone there.
839
It's a long day.
840
It's a long day.
841
It's a long day.
842
I can't sit around and be like babe.
843
Yeah.
844
That's definitely not an option.
845
Option number three is not an option.
846
I'd rather die than option three.
847
I'd rather die than option three.
848
Babe they're looking for you.
849
Yeah, they're asking for you.
850
Are you in?
851
I don't know.
852
Bro, bro, I think the best I got away with was like, bro, you man, leave it.
853
Like, just leave the door, please.
854
And I had to add the please on, leave the door, please.
855
And I remember closing the door, shaking, thinking if they knock this door one more time, what am I gonna do?
856
What am I gonna do?
857
Fuck.
858
Absolutely nothing.
859
Fuck.
860
Yeah, you've never told me that.
861
I couldn't tell you.
862
I remember the train on the way home the next day, I was thinking I need to get out of this relationship.
863
because i can't be put through that again i can't go through
864
that again i can't jeopardize my safety yeah of all places
865
yeah my mom's not even gonna know where my body's at
866
what the fuck am i doing here my carcass is scattered in leicester bro she's not gonna
867
know there'll be nothing to identify yeah there'll just be another corpse on the street There'll be nothing to identify.
868
Bro, I was terrified.
869
I said it was six of them.
870
Six of them, I couldn't believe it.
871
Nah.
872
20 years later, I don't know what I'd do there.
873
I don't know what I would do if it happened today.
874
Nah, six of them.
875
Six of them, man, what the fuck?
876
I don't know what I'm like.
877
What the fuck?
878
And to be fair, I think if it happened now, I would have the confidence to break it down.
879
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
880
I'd be like, why is there six of you, man here?
881
Which one was knocking the door?
882
Just you, I just wanna know which one it was.
883
What do you want?
884
What do you want from her?
885
What do you want from her?
886
Go get your girl.
887
Go get your girl, bro.
888
Nah!
889
Hurry up, get her!
890
James!
891
Yeah, nah, nah, nah, bro.
892
I feel terrified.
893
Okay, question.
894
You might not remember, but you also might.
895
How long after that situation did the relationship end?
896
A while, but that night I blamed it all on her.
897
I would too.
898
I blame, I was like, how did they know your name?
899
Who are these niggas?
900
Yeah, who are they?
901
The confidence of you opening the door and just saying, get your girl.
902
She's familiar, bro.
903
I promise you, hindsight 2020, she been giggling with them, man.
904
She's familiar, bro.
905
Yeah, they're familiar, bro.
906
I couldn't believe it.
907
Get your girl.
908
I'm so sorry.
909
Oh, brother.
910
All right, next up.
911
What's the worst thing you've done for love?
912
I gave...
913
Listen.
914
I gave him money under the table when we were with his friends
915
so we can pay for the bill in front of everyone.
916
He never paid once.
917
Fuck.
918
I mean, just hold...
919
Yeah, hold that, hold that.
920
Just quickly, hold that.
921
Yeah, I got it, guys.
922
I got it.
923
All right.
924
Boom, boom, boom.
925
Go toilet, boom.
926
Yeah, yeah.
927
Save for that, B.
928
Similar.
929
Last one for me.
930
Worst thing you did for love.
931
I sponsored his business ideas twice.
932
He never started one.
933
Sponsored his business ideas.
934
I got you once, I'm gonna get you again.
935
Yeah.
936
Cause you're fickle minded.
937
Yeah.
938
And you believe anything I say.
939
Wow.
940
And I've got a great idea.
941
Tell me, babe, tell me, tell me, tell me.
942
And then yeah, I'll sponsor that.
943
Yeah, meat soup.
944
Lasagna stew.
945
Yeah, lasagna stew.
946
There's a gap, there's a gap in that market.
947
Gah!
948
These are like Viggo, I said, gah!
949
I just need 10K.
950
Tutu, she gave him the 10K, never started it.
951
Never started it.
952
Daddy had a new idea.
953
I just need that 10K.
954
Yeah, oh my God.
955
Impossible.
956
All right, I got a couple more.
957
What's the worst thing you've done for love?
958
I work - That's so awkward.
959
That's so in your shoe.
960
Fucking hell.
961
What's the worst thing you've done for love?
962
I work up at 5 a .m to run five miles with her dad just so I can impress her family.
963
Insane.
964
Oh my God.
965
Forgave him for sleeping with my bestie and organized to have a threesome with her.
966
Oh, no!
967
No!
968
No!
969
No!
970
I was just gonna brush fast.
971
No, that's the worst one I've ever heard!
972
Forgave him for banging my best friend and organized a threesome with her.
973
Oh my god!
974
That's, that's Russian spy level mind games.
975
It is.
976
It is.
977
That's crap.
978
That's villainy.
979
That is villainy.
980
Yeah.
981
Who knows the threesome with that?
982
mm -hmm what a piece of shit yeah she was in
983
a dark hole darkest dark hole yeah oh my god it's peak hours bro
984
that is the worst one that's my that's the worst thing i've heard bro yeah yeah
985
yeah wow okay last one hopefully it lives up what's the worst thing you've done for love
986
i wrote a poem for that sketchy never again I don't have that in my luck, but if I did.
987
Did I ever tell you I was a poem guy back in the day?
988
Obviously not.
989
You know damn well you didn't say that.
990
Yeah, I know damn well I did.
991
That was also my vulnerable moments.
992
This was just post uni, so obviously you know who the girlfriend was. And...
993
Fuck's sake.
994
Yeah, yeah.
995
I was in my bag.
996
And you wrote her poems?
997
Yeah.
998
Yeah, bro.
999
Oh, Fuhad.
1000
That's the level of...
1001
I felt like that was my make or break moment.
1002
I think if...
1003
It's twofold.
1004
If that relationship never happened, I don't think I would have...
1005
How am I trying to depict what I'm trying to say here?
1006
Because I used to write poems at that age of mine and that maturity level and intellectual level and whatnot,
1007
that level of being able to love at that stage.
1008
If I didn't get so marked by that, I think - That situation or the reading of the poems?
1009
Oh no, the situation.
1010
Not being the poems.
1011
I never read them out.
1012
I wrote them.
1013
I never read them.
1014
You wrote them and kept them to yourself?
1015
No, I gave them to work.
1016
Oh, okay, okay.
1017
Or I sent them to text or whatever.
1018
What was the reception?
1019
She loved them.
1020
Okay, cool.
1021
She loved them.
1022
Okay, cool.
1023
Because a little rhyme scheme there and there.
1024
Yeah, I get it.
1025
But yeah, if I wasn't so murked by that, then I would probably be,
1026
I would have probably been a much more vulnerable person post that.
1027
I felt like that made me like, just regress until I had to slowly start to find myself again.
1028
When at the time it murked you, did it ever cross your mind?
1029
Like, wow, I was writing poems for this bitch.
1030
At the time, no. Okay, fair.
1031
I think it was obviously, obviously it was all hindsight like
1032
when you first consoled how you were feeling with me
1033
and jay in manchester off the back of
1034
that situation i don't even remember i remember
1035
so you took us to australia obviously you just moved there
1036
yeah this is the same girlfriend right yeah yeah okay cool
1037
cool just want to clarify yeah yeah you just this is
1038
before you'd actually moved okay you took us to australasia australasia
1039
yeah probably this is maybe a month before you've actually you've decided you're moving okay
1040
and then you've taken us up there we all went up there okay okay we ate there okay um
1041
and you i can't even remember what you told us
1042
but similar to what you just mentioned a minute ago me
1043
and jay looked at each other
1044
when you said this one thing i was like damn do
1045
you remember the one thing i said it was something along the lines of the whole time
1046
that you guys were in london you
1047
so obviously there was a period where you guys were official
1048
then there's a period where you were not together then before
1049
you then there was a time where you guys were unofficial
1050
and you had locked off a ting to be with her yes yes i remember yes
1051
and because she found out that you had dumped someone to be with her
1052
she lorded that over you as a reason as to why you guys can't be official
1053
and then once you had decided you were moving to manage she said she's ready to be official
1054
yes yes yes yes that was all
1055
that was all scandalous it was scandalous yes scandalous it was again hindsight
1056
and it's because i was in the moment at the time i didn't feel the i didn't feel
1057
or see the clarity of it now you know yeah not necessarily now
1058
but when i felt at the time
1059
but yeah i understand i understand you live in your alone
1060
bro well that's all we can do yeah you live in your land
1061
and it's also it's okay to fall in love it's okay i thoroughly enjoy it yeah bro It's a roller coaster.
1062
It's a fucking roller coaster.
1063
I love being a low boy.
1064
The high is a high.
1065
The high is way too high. So high.
1066
They're way too high.
1067
I've got dizzy from how high I've been on.
1068
Fucking dizzy.
1069
It's okay to be allowed.
1070
Altitude sickness from what love has made me do.
1071
Yeah, it's fucking crazy.
1072
I adore it.
1073
It's heroin to me.
1074
It is.
1075
It's just such a passion.
1076
Yeah, I'm such a passionate guy.
1077
Agreed.
1078
Fuck.
1079
Right, guys, welcome in.
1080
Yes, sir.
1081
So, as you know, Fuhad and I have told you many, many times, but it's an excited fucking time because daddy's home,
1082
UK and Ireland, is literally happening in your face this month.
1083
It's around the corner.
1084
It's around the corner.
1085
Yeah, ma 'am.
1086
We are headed around all of the UK.
1087
We're going to Scotland.
1088
We're going to Ireland as well.
1089
Yep.
1090
And as you know, this is a tour that we have brought literally around the world.
1091
We started in America.
1092
Yes, sir.
1093
We took it to Australia.
1094
Yes, sir.
1095
Took it to South Africa.
1096
Yes, sir.
1097
And now we're taking it to the UK, our final stop, obviously, because that is a finally home.
1098
And this is, we've said it before, this is actually the best podcast show, period.
1099
Period.
1100
We've been working on this for over like 50 shows now.
1101
We've got it fine tuned down to an incredible experience.
1102
We're leaving everything else on the stage.
1103
and we're excited for you to see it.
1104
So tickets are out.
1105
Go get your tickets immediately.
1106
Quite a few of the shows have sold out and some of them are the last tickets.
1107
So hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, and get your tickets.
1108
And we cannot wait to see you.
1109
And yeah, if you had something random that he wants to talk about.
1110
So remember last week or the week before when I asked you guys my question of the week?
1111
Yeah.
1112
About attributes and traits and stuff like that.
1113
And obviously I read the comments of, obviously because that episode just dropped and I read the comments and people were talking about how, the word I was looking for mine is discipline.
1114
Discipline.
1115
Discipline is the right way or right word to encapsulate what I was trying to write on the board.
1116
And to take that discipline further, I did something a couple days ago that we've spoken about doing for so long.
1117
We've spoken about in this room for doing for so long.
1118
Never done it.
1119
And it's cleared my mind a lot more.
1120
And it's also allowed me to be less distracted and upped my productivity.
1121
Right.
1122
I cleansed my Instagram.
1123
It's those people you follow?
1124
No, my feed.
1125
Oh, nice.
1126
My feed is...
1127
I'm going to show you my explore page.
1128
Nice.
1129
Please do.
1130
Oh, this sounds good.
1131
This is my explore page.
1132
Fashion, photography, comfort clothing, football.
1133
Amazing.
1134
How did you do that?
1135
I'll show you how I did it right now yeah please do
1136
so for those that are listening watching if you want to cleanse your algorithm
1137
because you've been seeing some fuck reason you don't have you just don't care about
1138
that shit anymore go to your profile click the top three
1139
lines on the top right of your instagram scroll all the
1140
way down all the way down to content preferences your algorithm oh
1141
because because i've done mine it probably doesn't come up anymore but yeah content preferences and your algorithm
1142
and then you click that one and i think it
1143
because i've done it already it just shows you what your
1144
preferences yeah i've i've rejigged my my shit okay fair oh no tell life reset suggested content
1145
there we go oh amazing okay cool yeah bro okay nice yeah bro it's um it's really
1146
increased my productivity in terms of like just aimless scrolling
1147
because you know i'm not really a tick tock guy as much as you man are i'm more on instagram
1148
but i would aimlessly scroll for
1149
so long especially on the main feed where once you've gone past the people you follow it shows you
1150
from other people's followings or likes whatever but
1151
because my thing is set to my thing now it's just show me stuff i care about okay nice
1152
and that's made my productivity even better especially with the um
1153
the angle i'm going down for what i've spoken to yesterday
1154
so it's like this is perfect for me thank for absolutely
1155
perfect okay that's decent bro i am good reshaped well done
1156
reshaped well done it's amazing okay i'm glad i've just done that it's amazing i need that yeah the thing is
1157
once bro i knew about this specifically probably a day before
1158
i did it i was hesitant i'm like i know i'm
1159
gonna miss this yeah you know what i mean i know i know this is gonna change me
1160
but it changed me for the better.
1161
Like I'm calm.
1162
You had to shed your skin, bro.
1163
I'm calm.
1164
Yeah, bro.
1165
Shedding your skin is a scary experience.
1166
But once it's off, there's fresh skin under there.
1167
Yeah, you feel lighter.
1168
Wow.
1169
Okay, cool.
1170
I have a thread for us.
1171
All right, hit me.
1172
I saw this thread earlier and it made me howling cackle, bro.
1173
Okay, cool.
1174
What happened on a first date that made you never talk to them again?
1175
Easy, standard, nice.
1176
Yeah.
1177
First of all, I'm just going to bang for him.
1178
Yeah, cool, cool.
1179
First one, he had a toupee.
1180
I was 18.
1181
Oh, oh.
1182
Oh yeah.
1183
That's a double whammy.
1184
Yeah.
1185
Showed up to pick me up from my house without asking for my address.
1186
Oh my God.
1187
Yeah.
1188
Came back and my water was fizzing.
1189
Sorry.
1190
Sorry.
1191
That's not funny.
1192
That's so not funny.
1193
That's hilarious.
1194
The thing is right.
1195
I didn't even register what you said until you said, sorry, that's not funny.
1196
Then I was like, oh my water was fizzing.
1197
came back my walls visit wow kiss me all over my face
1198
and then the rest of
1199
and then for the rest of the day my face smell like tonsil stones what the are those Tonsil stones.
1200
I've never heard of that before.
1201
Oh buddy.
1202
Tonsil stones.
1203
You don't know what a stone is.
1204
Nah bro.
1205
I can mention swollen tonsils.
1206
Nah bro.
1207
Nah bro.
1208
So some people, yeah.
1209
Let's Google tonsils stones.
1210
Some people have small little holes in their tonsils, right?
1211
Okay.
1212
Food gathers in those little holes.
1213
And then it builds and builds and builds.
1214
Look at that second row there.
1215
That's disgusting.
1216
Yeah.
1217
And then they pop out and they fucking stink apparently.
1218
Oh, let's close that page.
1219
Yeah.
1220
Freaks me out that's yeah i saw a tiktok one time
1221
of being like this is how much i love my girl um i love my girl
1222
so much um that when she laughs and it was like i when she lost dot dot and it was him
1223
it was like her laughing
1224
and then like a grape came out i'm caught in his
1225
mouth fell back in it it's disgusting absolutely disgusting right sorry
1226
first thing happened on a date made you never go back
1227
yeah yeah told me he had eyes like Madeleine McCann he had
1228
Sidney Sweeney as his lock screen put a finger to my mouth as a shush I'm talking now oh my
1229
first date told me you like the shape of my skull oh my god made me pay then get the change
1230
The people at the table next to us leaned over and said this is the worst date we've ever seen.
1231
Wow.
1232
Bro.
1233
Didn't even make it to the first date.
1234
He invited me on a night hike.
1235
Scary stuff.
1236
I told him my primary school teacher.
1237
He said oh so you just babysit all day.
1238
Fucking peak.
1239
Yeah.
1240
That's fucking peak.
1241
Bro.
1242
Oh, so you just babysit.
1243
Say that.
1244
You're free then?
1245
Yeah, go go go go go.
1246
Yeah, joking, joking.
1247
He said during dinner, he said, my job's so intense, my hands are ruined.
1248
I've got no fingerprints left.
1249
I can get away with whatever I want.
1250
Oh, okay.
1251
Yeah, nuts bro.
1252
Man them just say stuff.
1253
Yeah, he was wearing these shoes.
1254
Them Peter Panthjohns.
1255
What the fuck?
1256
He joked about kidnapping me every 10 minutes.
1257
Oh, okay.
1258
Dark uh he took me to a restaurant and ordered chicken nuggets
1259
no class bro said his dad was on trial for attempting to murder his stepmom with an axe
1260
and everyone thinks he's going to end up like his dad
1261
but he knows he's not because
1262
when he got into an argument with his ex he could have reached for the knife but he chose not to
1263
the knife the knife was available bro oh my goodness
1264
what's happening crazy i told him about i told him something
1265
about myself he said i know i stalked your mom's facebook
1266
okay yeah okay the he's done he's due diligence yeah absolutely crazy
1267
what the fuck he took me to all you can eat wings on a monday night and proceeded to eat 36
1268
36 True greed bro 36 wings Monday I've got work at night tomorrow.
1269
He had a mattress protector as his do Mattress protector as his duvet.
1270
Oh
1271
kept showing me cap cut edits of himself weird as fuck
1272
tried to kiss me at the end of the night i
1273
pulled away as i wasn't feeling it he laughed ominously
1274
and said you're joking
1275
if you think you have a choice no women go through it yeah oh bro you're through it you're joking
1276
if you You think you have a choice?
1277
Yeah bro.
1278
What?
1279
Crazy.
1280
Man said he wore a two pair the first day.
1281
I was 18.
1282
I screamed James.
1283
Bro.
1284
I fixed the monkey table by putting a piece of paper under it.
1285
Yeah.
1286
He said that's not womanly.
1287
He freestyle rapped to me.
1288
He took me to meet his ex.
1289
Kept asking random people with dogs
1290
if their dog was named josh what what bro they talked
1291
about their ex the entire time even i ended up missing
1292
the guy oh peak i went to pull out my chair he thought it was for him so he sat down
1293
he that's stupid bro he bought his mom with him oh god um brought his ex
1294
because he wanted to compare the dates between me
1295
and her he sat her at a different table and went back
1296
and forth between us oh oh my god yeah
1297
when you said dates i just clocked what you meant i
1298
think like actual dates yeah for real same fucking hell what
1299
a thread funny bro what a thread he wore two pounds
1300
18 is the funniest that's the funniest sentence you've ever read i screamed bro what wow
1301
two two two two funny fucking hell those jokes oh tweets
1302
to finish tweets to finish i'm just about to put them up now every exercise is a lower back exercise
1303
if you do it wrong enough That's so valid.
1304
Bro, I get so angry at myself when my back starts acting up.
1305
I could be doing anything.
1306
And then once you start feeling your lower back, you're like, that's the end of it.
1307
I can't do anything for the rest of the session.
1308
Session's over.
1309
It's charged.
1310
All right, next one.
1311
What do you mean?
1312
Probably what I fucking said, you slow bastard.
1313
Yeah.
1314
Okay.
1315
Just lock in, bro.
1316
I have ADHD.
1317
I'm locked out with the keys inside oh okay yeah gonna
1318
make five cry this summer you're gonna pay for what my ex did to me oh no
1319
no no no you're gonna pay for what my ex did
1320
to me gonna make five just cry any five yeah any
1321
anyone anyone can get it i'm dipping dumplings you've never heard
1322
of in sauces you can't comprehend it's clutch yes um the boat was rocking too much in some of the leadership
1323
when i was like a second was it we're going from vava to the second second back to the vava
1324
if you know you know i don't want to tell you
1325
when i was there i truly believe michael jackson was the
1326
most important person on our planet i am being flooded with michael jackson concert uh tick tocks since
1327
that think about same i didn't realize how long this brother was stood like this
1328
you know
1329
when he did his reveal yeah yeah in some where people were passing out stuff he was stood like
1330
that for ages and then went like that and then stood like
1331
that for ages oh my god these are screaming yeah damn damn
1332
if i get pushed to the pool this summer i'm not
1333
swimming back up enjoy your murder charge now everyone's summer's room because you wanted to be funny
1334
how the subway is going to ask me for a tip bro we made the sandwich together
1335
oh that's funny i have a lot of business ideas the problem is the police This is the last one.
1336
When is Usher, Lunar and John finna do it again?
1337
It's been 17 years.
1338
That's stupid.
1339
At least you won't get that reference.
1340
Oh my God.
1341
You won't get that reference.
1342
That's so fucking stupid.
1343
It's been 17 years.
1344
Oh God.
1345
Random.
1346
In his era, yeah, Ludacris was the fucking goat.
1347
Of course he was, bro.
1348
Ludacris songs are so good.
1349
Of course they are, bro.
1350
Ludacris songs are so good.
1351
Like, it doesn't make sense how good Ludacris was, bro.
1352
He was a fast rapper, intellectual rapper, rhymes very, very, very well, knows how to glide on a beat pause.
1353
And yeah, bro, he was just good, bro.
1354
He was good.
1355
His actual flow.
1356
His beats and his flow are out there.
1357
Crazy, bro yeah baby did you know ludicrous from fast and furious
1358
or yeah i was gonna say i saw the movies i
1359
know my fussing furious i think saying that's what um ray
1360
said as well yeah 100 yeah bro yeah before fast
1361
and furious this guy was the rapper yeah man fair the
1362
rapper bro yeah bro he was rapping he's awesome oh he
1363
had such bangers what's your fantasies from 1999 wow wow that's That is one of the goatish tracks.
1364
Oh.
1365
Yeah.
1366
Yeah.
1367
Yeah.
1368
Yeah.
1369
Give it to me now.
1370
Give it to me now.
1371
Give it to me now.
1372
Give it to me now.
1373
Yeah.
1374
Yeah.
1375
Yeah.
1376
Yeah.
1377
Give it to me now.
1378
Give it to me now.
1379
I won't.
1380
Look, look, look, look.
1381
You from your head to your toe.
1382
Yeah.
1383
Wow.
1384
Banger.
1385
Bro, he has serious bangers, bro.
1386
Yeah, man.
1387
Yeah, man.
1388
Yeah, man.
1389
Fair.
1390
Charge?
1391
Yuzurski.
1392
Right, guys.
1393
We're going to charge it there.
1394
All right.
1395
Again, apologies about the No Daddy Fantasy it will be coming back momentarily and uh yeah as always love of love

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