Pratica di Shadowing: WORST THINGS YOU'VE DONE FOR LOVE?! | EP 597 - Impara a parlare inglese con i video

I'm gay, thank you.

I'm gay bro, thank you.

Thank you, that's all I need.

I'm gay bro.

Thank you!

Guys, welcome in.

Yes sir.

You look a lot better today.

Your boy slept last night.

Good, thank fucking god.

Your boy slept last night.

I slept early.

I slept around like 11 -ish.

I got into bed around 10 um took my magnesium woke

up felt fresh oh the alarm woke me up by the

way um i was like you know what fuck it it's

gonna be a good day it's been a great day had

a great meeting this morning it's been a great um day all around had a great react session

so yeah man positive vibes good bro i'm glad i'm glad

i'm glad i'm glad i'm glad i'm glad um what kind of matching today

gray on gray gray on gray with the gray chair

and stuff a lot of gray in this room we realized There is a lot of gray in this room.

You're wearing gray as well, Ellis.

Yeah.

Weird.

You guys are actually - How my desk is gray?

Gray, black and white.

You guys are actually, actually matching.

You guys were locked into that.

Yeah, we are locked in.

That's what real friends do.

Oh, okay.

Rem's not in.

Shark.

You say this once every three months, so - Nah, it's quicker than three months.

Yeah, I was giving them better for the doubt.

Oh, I would say once every four weeks.

Yeah, ooh.

Recently.

Once every four is a bit tough.

Okay, six weeks.

Let's go six to eight.

Six to eight.

He's not, he doesn't miss an episode once every two months.

Okay, but same once.

Yeah, you're right, you're right.

Let's go back to one to four.

Yeah.

Let's go back to the one to four ratio.

Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool.

I love you though.

Granted, yeah, he's got a tummy bug.

Yeah.

Which is peak.

Yeah, no one's that.

Yeah, but that's dead.

I don't like when he's not in.

Yeah.

Messes up the dynamic, but the show must go on.

The show must go on.

Oh, yeah, before, yeah, I'll do the thing.

Okay, cool.

The commiserations and, not commiserations, God god yeah that's

when someone dies yeah all right uh we have a special

guest quick psa from um daddy fancy himself guys i'm

so sorry i know there hasn't been a daddy fancy

and probably like streets have been screaming i don't know what the streets say

but i've heard there are rumblings in in said streets cobbled paved things

that people are unhappy that there hasn't been a daddy fancy segment in a

while fair play i do have a tendency of taking a break after i finish a book Which is only fair.

You're a human being too.

And just because you are the deliverer doesn't mean you can't just, you know, take some time off.

But what I will say is I have noticed after every book I finish, the gap is longer and longer.

And it just happens without me even noticing that there's probably been at least four episodes now I've done Daddy Fantasy.

I haven't started reading yet.

That's unacceptable.

I was in bed last night thinking I'm ready to start reading.

So we obviously fly in a few days i can get

some serious reading done reading done okay in the time

that we're away serious reading done yeah um

so guys there isn't one today there's no doubt

if i see today there probably won't be one next week

because we're away yeah um

but from then i would have read a fat chunk of

the next book i am going to go i'm just going

to keep up with the akatar series i'm not going to

go onyx storm like i was okay um i'm going to finish this uh series

and then we'll go back you're on to book Book four, right?

Book four now, yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

You're always a reader, bro.

That's insane.

What is it?

I'm going into book four of this series.

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Yeah.

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And I read two of the other series.

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You started this when?

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When did you start roughly?

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Daddy Fantasy.

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It's been less than a year.

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Yeah, less than a year.

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Wow.

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I love that for you, man.

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Thank you, bro.

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It's like a new thing.

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It is.

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The fun thing about it is I've come in second nature.

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Like I'm just banging through books.

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And that's what habits are.

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Yeah, that's how you build habits, bro.

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That's how you build habits, man.

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I love that for you, honestly.

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Thank you, broski.

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I'm very happy.

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But anyway, I'll sign out here.

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And guys, you will see Daddy Fancy very, very, very soon.

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And we'll get into some good stuff.

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Right.

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Do you know what I like about Daddy Fantasy?

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What do you like about Daddy Fantasy?

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Like you really get into character as soon as those glasses come on.

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A man said, I've not been here in the streets, but the cobbled pavement.

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I was thinking that's something only Daddy Fantasy would say.

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Fair.

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And I'm like, fair enough.

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Yeah, you tapped in.

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Yeah, man.

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Yeah, you tapped in.

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I'm locked.

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You became the character.

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I love Daddy Fantasy.

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Speaking of niches.

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Megan sent me a clip today Did you know there's a nun podcast going on right now?

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No, I did not Podcast with nuns They're just talking about Christianity

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and religion Just talking about God The holy way and stuff Yeah, popular nun hosted podcast A Nun's Life A Nun's Life

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Dominican Sisters Open Mic I'm not gonna lie If I saw a documentary that said A Nun's Life, I'd watch it Really?

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I'd watch it I fucking wouldn't That sounds boring I love documentaries But if it's a documentary on Netflix, it's not gonna be boring, in my opinion

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In your opinion in your opinion is facts yeah i've seen

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some boring documentaries on netflix that's fair a lot of i

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actually find a lot of the crime ones are boring to

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me like it's a lot of similarities yeah in the in the crime i don't know what it is that like

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that i need to like drag me out i did start watching um trust me on a profit yeah yeah

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that doesn't make i didn't even finish it yet but that the way donnie bamboozled these man He just decided one day.

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Yeah, just decided I am the prophet.

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Yeah, and what I didn't realize is that when I saw the trailer and stuff, I obviously thought my man's got pee, he's pulled up to these man in a time where they were struggling,

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and he's an outside rich Mormon guy who's been like, I'm the new prophet.

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That's what I thought happened.

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Little did I know he was part of their community his whole life, and he was a waste man.

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Yeah.

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He was a waste man the whole time.

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And then randomly one day was just like, oh he's just got mad wives bro yeah

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because that's their old messiah went to pen yeah he went pen

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and he was like old messiah's a bastard bro yeah he was like

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if i'm not fucking none of you man none of you

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man i don't want to hear about a baby he's thinking

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no no no no yes that's insane that's insane yeah of course i do i need some um

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and then yeah he was he banged bare wives i'm the new messiah i'm the new messiah

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and then he started marrying 10 year olds

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and i'm like get this guy i haven't finished it i hope

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that i hope it finishes with him behind bars should i Yeah, you might as well tell me, does it?

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He goes to jail.

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Okay, good.

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Okay, good.

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Ten -year -olds, bro.

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He's nuts, bro.

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He's nuts.

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There's a part in there where I can't even repeat what happened.

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When he was telling the story in the car.

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Oh, my God.

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I knew you were going to say that.

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And then he was like, I was too overwhelmed with emotions.

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I couldn't cry.

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And then he was like, oh, no, actually, I did cry.

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Yeah, I did cry.

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I did cry.

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Shut up, bro.

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Yeah.

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Shut up.

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What a disgusting piece of shit.

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I think obviously this is, what I got from this documentary is twofold.

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Yes, you see the atrocities that happens in Mormon communities, one.

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And for two, the dedication and the perseverance of homegirl and her husband being undercover for over a year.

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After that conversation, I'm not undercover anymore.

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I have to tell someone.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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It's a day.

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I'm not undercover anymore.

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Yeah, so obviously I don't know where the point you're up to

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but they they were undercover for over a year that's insane over a year james i'm not doing

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that and i'm like wow bro

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and obviously she was she was mormon in her past she left them blah blah

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so she understands not understands why this is happening but

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because she she was also for lack of a better term trafficked in

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that way um she understands the jeopardy that these are yeah and And what I realized, you know, Mormons who break out of Mormonism are into some freak shit.

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Not even disexually, but just like, they just do.

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She was like a snake handler and like, there's no fear.

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When they leave Mormonism, bro, they're on it.

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Like, whatever.

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Bro, she was like a magician's assistant.

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She was like a TV host.

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She was a ventriloquist.

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Bro, she was doing all sorts.

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They ain't seen stuff like this before.

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They ain't seen none of it.

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They just think their whole life has been a lie.

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So just give me the weirdest shit possible.

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I'm gonna do it, bro.

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I'm doing it, bro.

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I'm racking up this CV.

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Oh bro, I was watching couples therapy one time.

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Okay.

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What a show.

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And there was a Mormon couple on there.

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And the woman was going through a madders bro, where long story short, she left the church.

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Her husband eventually left the church as well, but he didn't leave at the same time that she did.

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And Ellis, if you haven't seen the show, it's wonderful.

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Never seen it.

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It's fantastic um and basically she had so much resentment towards the church

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that she she she couldn't follow rules period anymore like the the concept of following rules to her was

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so offensive to her integrity

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and she just thought it was just like another mormonism bullshit thing

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so even the concept of monogamy to her she told her

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husband i can't be monogamous i can't like it just reflects too much of the the bindingness of the church

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and all this kind of yes i need to be free

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free free yes against his bad judgment he was like all

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right cool that's fine i've got obviously they had one mutual

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friend in it he said that's fine whoever you want just

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don't him she said bet him immediately don't tell what to do that's dark it was dark bro dark

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and she held such little

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accountability for it he was murk yeah i would be he was murked bro

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and then he still tried to continue the marriage

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and all this kind of stuff

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and he was doing he was doing the open relationship stuff

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and he was just like i don't want to i don't

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want to i don't like it yeah i don't like it yeah

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and she was like this is what i need

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if you want to be around to me this is what i need

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and he was like i get it bro

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and i get like your resemblance to the church and the other

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but i grew up there too and like I don't have as bad feelings as you do.

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And like, she's basically like, if you talk to anyone from the church, like we're done.

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And he was like, my family's there.

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Like my mom is there, my sisters are there, my dad's there, she was like, bro, like they're evil, evil people.

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Like you can't be involved in them.

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And then she's on so far on the other end of the spectrum.

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Understandably so, but it was a struggle to watch.

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They were going through it, bro.

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Fucking fantastic.

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I love couples therapy.

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Right, that scenario reminds me of another documentary I watched.

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I think, again, it was another Mormon -esque or Mormon -adjacent community in the arson of nowhere in America.

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um there was a there's a female preacher

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which i don't think it was a religious thing i think

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it was more sort of like a following my cult type situation okay and she was preaching about how to

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i think how to raise and treat your kids

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and like live in this community

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and like um how to be a better wife all these type of things

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and it got to a stage where if people if

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if people were thinking like maybe too outside the box you'll

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say oh you're addicted to porn you're addicted to this you're addicted to

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that and if you're if

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if according to her you were addicted to porn the women

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have the right in the relationship the women have to write

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to chuck the man out the yard tell them not to see their kids for x amount of time

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and bro it got

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so dark the opening scene of this documentary is a kid

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walking to a a a random house in the middle of a desert i think they're like utah

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or something knocking on the door saying i've been bound for

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a couple days call five -oh call the ambulance come get tell him to come get me

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and then that's how it all unravels yeah was he under

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punishment uh yes he was under punishment um um he no

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he was a kid he wasn't he was a kid he

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was a grown -up no no no it starts off with the kid oh

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so it's the the whole thing is about that whole um

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that whole chapter unfolded with um the kid being uh entrapped running away

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and then that's how this community got discovered because of what this woman was doing to a community.

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And she was keeping kids in fucking cupboards and shit, whipping them with this and that, bro.

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And there was one of the wives, one woman in a relationship started to get herself involved with this preacher of a woman and left her husband,

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all of this, and allowed her to treat kids and her kids as well that way.

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It was, I can't remember what it's caused.

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Culture is so crazy.

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Culture is crazy.

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And it's always, I can't say it's always in America.

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That's what's publicized, I guess but yeah it's got

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so much room it has got

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so much room um do you what do you think would

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have to be on offer for you to get swindled into

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being in a cult like what problem are they solving for you i don't in this day

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and age they meet my current view okay let's not say your current food heads

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because i don't have

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that kind of mindset bro okay not currently had this version

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of who had do you okay actually let me reframe it not what could they offer you

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but let's say

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if you were this kind of person do you think a cult would be attractive to you

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if you were someone who was chronically alone chronically poor has

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never really received much love similar to what we talked about

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yesterday feeling zero purpose in your life like you just feel like

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if i wasn't here nothing would change then probably yeah especially

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like you're special i can see a light in you yeah

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hang on i you're glowing do you know

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that i can see a light in you has anyone ever told you

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that before no no no it's the first time this is the first time you're hearing this yeah Listen, my name is Josiah.

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Nice to meet you, Josiah.

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I am from a small community in Utah,

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and we focus on the Josiahites who are descended from Herculean genes.

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I don't know if you know about this.

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No, it's the first time hearing about it.

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Okay, Hercules, son of God.

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Son of Zeus.

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Son of Zeus, okay.

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Half human, half God.

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they tried to depict it in the Disney movie, but once he became a true God, he emanated this golden aura.

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And that was to prove that he is a true God, but that aura was always within him.

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And now as his genes have spread throughout humanity, that has been lost.

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But I am one of the very few descendants who can see that light in people.

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And you are meant for incredibly great things.

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I'm assuming you've been told

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that your entire life no it's the first time i'm hearing

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you're joking no i've not been any shown any love any

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care i'm poor i didn't think there was a way out for me to be honest question

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do you struggle to sleep sometimes i struggle to sleep a

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lot of times let me guess do you struggle to sleep

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because your mind is thinking and thinking and thinking

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and thinking yes you're right yes do you experience sadness to

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great great great great deaths it makes it hard for to

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get out of bed almost every day you don't understand

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that you're one of the people who are in touch with

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all the souls of humanity you're feeling the burden of all of humanity's pain

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would you like to learn of how to deal with

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that i would i really would do you like sex who doesn't i've not had it in a

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while but who doesn't the times i did have it i remember we

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if it's okay with you i don't want to be too

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full force we really really focus on getting as much herculean

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dna into the into the world as possible we don't believe in condoms sign me up

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we need you to have a lot of sex sign me

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up yeah come with me there is a sign up fee there is a sign up fee okay and we'll need

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all of your money oh

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because you don't we'll yeah yeah we'll take care of everything

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i'll be reimbursed yeah yeah you're for attorney yeah in this life

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and the next yeah you will be reimbursed i will expect all of your money okay

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but that's it okay

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and you'll be fed housed clothed all the sex okay yes yes come with me

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and then help me spread the word okay cool i'll tell you who's glowing

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and who's not yeah yeah yeah yeah okay i'll be your

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number two yeah yes yeah i'll get drapes in there drapes in there bro 100 easily easily oh

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so would i bro yeah if that was my reality

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and mentality of course but i think it's very easy for us that aren't in said cultures and aren't in

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secluded areas to see something like mormonism for example that's documented on socials or um or Netflix or whatever,

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and think to ourselves, how are these guys

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so fickle minded in this way to not be able to see the reality of what's happening around them?

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I haven't had it in a while, it's killing me, sorry.

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I mean, you said I was like, I haven't had it in a while, but yes.

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You were tapped, sorry.

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Yeah.

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Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

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You tell old, please pull.

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Sorry, sorry, agreed, agreed, agreed.

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Yeah.

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Sorry, go on.

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Yeah, I think it's easy for us to say, oh, we wouldn't be trapped by this preacher

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or we wouldn't follow the rules of this and that because we can see the bullshit.

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We can see the bullshit because we've been exposed to so much.

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Whereas if I was picked up, jumped into Mormonism from the age of four, this is all I know.

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Everyone, all the kids around here are my brothers and sisters.

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Yeah, 100, bro.

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None of us wear makeup.

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None of us get our haircuts.

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We're all wearing the same beige outfit.

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Yeah, bro.

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And it's like, this is my life.

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This is what you do.

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You don't even think about it.

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You don't even think about it.

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There's no reason.

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There's no reason to.

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Just like I don't spend my day thinking about aliens because why would I?

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Why would I?

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I'm not going past this corner shop because this is the furthest I can go.

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This is all I know.

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This is like the, have you seen The Village?

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M. Night Shyamalan movie?

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I don't think so.

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Pull it up, please.

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Ellis, have you seen it?

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I've heard of it.

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I've never seen it.

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It's a little bit old now.

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And it is basically, it is basically this, where it's, I got shat on.

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A lot of M.

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Night stuff does.

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Yeah.

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It really does.

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I'll never forgive him for Avatar.

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I don't think anyone will.

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No, I'll never forgive him.

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He's done one good thing.

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Didn't he do The Night Of?

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What am I cap in?

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Oh, maybe.

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He's done a few good things.

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If he did The Night Of, that's awesome.

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He did The Night Of.

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I'm sure he did.

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No, he didn't.

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No, he didn't.

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I'll take it back.

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No, but what he did do, he did Unbreakable.

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That's good.

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Oh, that's that.

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The trilogy.

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Yeah, and he would have, which I'm assuming he would have also done

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Split and stuff yeah yeah that's good

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so i like those movies i don't have i seen unbreakable

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i think i have that's great i don't oh uh no

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i've seen splitting glass i don't think i've seen a break

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oh breakable is actually my favorite out of all of them oh fair enough are these

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and like oh he's done the sixth sense bro okay i've also not seen

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that but we've had that discussion signs is good trap is terrible i've seen him a horrendous

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fucking horrendous movie i'll say the worst thing i've ever seen

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yeah he has he has a niche clearly yeah he does

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okay okay okay he's got some bangers anyway back to your

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point back to my point the village is basically um a world in

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which this is literally it where it's an olden day like

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really really really olden day uh thing where these lot grow up in this village

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and they're surrounded by a forest

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and they're taught like there are monsters in this forest do

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not go into this forest no one leaves this village if you go into the forest you die long story short

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and then this girl ends up going out into the forest um sees the monsters

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and all this kind of stuff escapes the monsters long story spoiler coming it's 50 years old

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or whatever um long story short the village is just a cult

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and they're actually living in like 2005

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when they these might look like they were living in the 1800s

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and they're actually living in like they've had no electricity there

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no like nothing like they actually live like back back back

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back back back in the day okay she comes to find out

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that bro everything's alive once you get to the other side

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of this forest bro there's cars bopping by like i don't think you know

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that would do to me i don't think you know what

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that would do to me bro i would scream yeah i

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feel like where am i imagine like now going through a forest

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and then finding out on the other side of the forest it's literally the year 4 000.

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oh my god no people are dying around no simulation yeah

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i'll run straight back to in the forest facts bro i have no business i wouldn't even tell anyone

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because they'll kill me

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you're like yeah you're you're you're one of them they would never find out that i knew what's on

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i'll keep

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that i'll i'll be on my depo before i let it

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spill there's no way i would run straight back to the comfort yeah the comfort of the village yeah

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and that's what happens as well a lot of people

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that leave mormonism they they end up going back as well yeah because over stimulated over stimulate when they get to reality.

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They just don't know how to navigate themselves.

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Yeah, but the bad thing is, it's hard to forget.

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It's hard to forget what you learn.

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And then buy back into the mystery that these man veil in front of you.

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It's tough.

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But yeah, the Villages, I hated the ending, but the film was good.

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Fair enough.

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Right, question of the week?

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Question of the week.

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This week's question of the week was, what's the worst thing you've done for love?

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I consoled her while she was crying about the guy she actually liked.

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That's that friend zone territory where it's just like, fuck, I'm gonna wait my turn.

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I'm gonna wait my turn.

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I'm gonna wait my turn.

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Thank God I've never been in that situation.

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I haven't, I haven't.

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You haven't, you haven't.

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I told you year eight.

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It's always a childhood thing.

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Yeah, I'm not as a grown man yeah yeah yeah

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but yeah yeah um yeah one thing in my year paying

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this thing is in school she knows who she is she

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broke up with uh a guy who was in my class

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his name was jay he was punching he dumped her yeah

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and then as he can i think my time's i think my time's up

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because i remember she asked me for 50p the week before i remember this conversation

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and i was like there's a reason she's asked me

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because she doesn't feel comfortable to ask anyone else yeah delulu delulu bro

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and i remember i won my race on sports day um i won my race on sports day

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also the week before

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and i went straight over to her she was like i can't believe you were

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that fast i was like this is this is right at

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this point yeah yeah yeah he dumped her she was on the market

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and she was like and then remember she said you would never dump me would you i was like I was like, fuck no. Fuck, I genuinely believed it.

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Fuck no. And she was like, that's why you're such a good friend.

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And we have the same birthday and she was like, twins.

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I think she gave me a pinky, twins.

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I was like, twins, twins, twins, twins, twins, twins.

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Get off me, twins, twins, twins, twins, twins.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I'm so sorry, bro.

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I'm so sorry.

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I know it was the eight, but I'm so sorry you had to go through that.

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That's painful.

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It was painful.

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You still remember it, that's painful, bro.

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Yeah.

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It's painful.

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Yeah, it's big bro.

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Oh, it's butters, man.

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But I don't know why I still remember it, but fucking hell.

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I was like, oh, I'm washed.

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Do you know how butters you have to be to be set up like that?

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Yeah.

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And then just cascade it down.

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Yeah.

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I could never play a thing like that in year eight.

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I don't have the balls or the even like the know -how.

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To be fair, one girl, I felt so bad.

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This is also in year eight.

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I felt so bad

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that I pressured a girl to tell me a crush just for her to tell me it was me.

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And I was like, nah, it was on MSN.

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I was chatting to one thing and she was like, I can't remember, I was like, do you fancy anyone?

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She was like, yeah, just one person.

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I was like, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me.

522

She's like, no, I'm not telling you, I'm telling you.

523

I was like, oh, shut up, man, tell me, tell me.

524

Stop being stupid, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me.

525

She was like, fine, I'll tell you.

526

I was like, who is it, who is it, who is it?

527

I promise I won't tell.

528

She was like, it's you.

529

I was like, oh, I drink it.

530

I was like, oh, that's, I can't remember what I said.

531

That's Pete.

532

Yeah.

533

And then she was like, I don't know you have answered me, so you don't have to say anything.

534

Oh, man.

535

It was fucked.

536

I would just act.

537

Conversation closed.

538

Yeah, I'm offline.

539

I'm offline, bro.

540

I'm offline.

541

Quickly changed my status.

542

I'm still talking to my brethren, still talking to this other one.

543

Yeah, no, bro.

544

I was, I hated that.

545

Dark days.

546

I was thinking, what's wrong with you, James?

547

Ignorance is bliss, bro.

548

Shut up.

549

Yeah, facts.

550

Right.

551

What's the worst thing you've done for love?

552

I let her grab my ass every time we hugged.

553

Let her, you know.

554

That frustrates me so much.

555

Do you think you'll ever...

556

When you are married, deep into marriage, if that's just what she wants to do, do you think after years and years, you could let her just do it?

557

Every time you hug, she squeezes your ass.

558

No, I don't think so.

559

Really?

560

I don't think so, bro okay not squeezes but just cups every time most times

561

okay especially once her hands to be okay is there a

562

point where i feel like i would get used to it

563

yes is there a point where i feel like my anger related issues towards

564

that situation would subside yes yeah would i i think it was one of those ones where i'd overall have to um

565

it was like it's like the conversation we're having in the

566

office earlier i'm doing something to make someone else happy yeah

567

but it makes you miserable it makes me miserable

568

but over time it won't make me miserable anymore i feel like

569

that would be such a slow journey slow journey until i get to a point

570

so yeah ultimately i guess the answer is yes do you

571

think it would set you back once you get to the

572

point it's like okay this is just what happens yeah do you think it would set you back

573

in the times where we are all hanging out

574

and then we see her grab your ass in public

575

and we ridicule you for it yeah that that i won't allow if you're doing this sustainer that i won't allow

576

fair i can't allow

577

that yeah right all right next up what's the worst thing

578

you've done for love i lied to my current boyfriend

579

that i was going on a family holiday to spain but I flew out to China to see my ex.

580

China?

581

Yeah, bro.

582

Yeah, that's crazy.

583

That's just crazy.

584

That's just crazy.

585

Regardless of where your country of origin is from, where you're flying from.

586

You could be flying from Japan.

587

Going to China is a piss take.

588

Family holiday in Spain.

589

I went to China to see my ex.

590

China, bro.

591

Yeah, bro.

592

She didn't care.

593

She didn't give a fuck, bro.

594

She didn't care.

595

Hindsight's 20 -20.

596

I want him back.

597

I want him back.

598

I need to be dicked properly.

599

There's no way a John flies to China to see you without you giving her the time of her life.

600

That would be a weekend.

601

Oh, bro.

602

I wouldn't be able to let her leave because I don't know anyone here.

603

Yeah.

604

Also true.

605

I don't speak fucking Mandarin.

606

Also fucking true.

607

I'd have Stockholm syndrome, bro.

608

I would need her with me all the time.

609

All right.

610

What's the worst thing you've done for love?

611

This is fucking ridiculous.

612

I reached out to her favorite artist management team for him to come and sing her a song to take me back.

613

No. Bro.

614

No, bro.

615

Do you know how dark a hole you need to be in to start thinking of that?

616

Because we have management, I can imagine Megan coming to us and be like, listen, I've just received this email.

617

And we would just make jest of the situation.

618

We wouldn't stop laughing about it wouldn't stop laughing about it

619

so how have you you thinking about this being a romantic

620

thing you've never you didn't think about the other side of

621

the fence you think about it outside the fence you also didn't think about him just coming

622

and stealing your girl stealing your bitch

623

because this is her favorite i'm her favorite i'm her favorite

624

bro i'm her favorite who are you yeah you're her ex bro you're excellent

625

and you cheated

626

and whatever you're paying me yeah yeah this you're paying me

627

to go go wise up bro 100 i've got no stake in this game literally bro i'm gonna come

628

and perform all right what's the worst thing you've done for love i ignored how they treated me

629

because i like how they touched me

630

that's sad that's sad next worst thing you've done for love i was open to try

631

and aim with him he came out of the closet a year later

632

wow you were the tester

633

you were the transition player yeah you were the transition player he got in

634

that ass and said yep that's all I needed to know that's all I needed to know

635

yeah only thing it's missing is a fat cock

636

that's the only thing it's missing the ass is where I want to be that's confirmed

637

I'm gay bro.

638

Thank you.

639

Thank you.

640

That's all I am gay.

641

I got it wrong.

642

Thank you.

643

Facts.

644

Oh God.

645

Fuck it feels good to say it.

646

Fuck it feels good to finally say it.

647

I needed that.

648

Thank you.

649

You don't know what you've done for me.

650

Thank you.

651

Thank you.

652

Thank you.

653

Thank you.

654

Oh God.

655

Fuck it up.

656

What's the worst thing you've done for love?

657

I've learned another language and spent seven racks on him.

658

Yikes.

659

Learning love language is crazy.

660

For someone else, he's crazy.

661

Yeah, that's crazy.

662

Next, she had me wash her other boyfriend's car, saying that it was her dad's, and she kept sprinkling water on me.

663

Oh my.

664

That, that's, I think that's the straw that'll break my back.

665

I think that would break my back.

666

Yeah, yeah.

667

Wow, I'm washing your man's car.

668

Just you saying that out loud is crazy.

669

crazy could not find

670

that out i put my head under the wheel bro just

671

drive bro i just washed your man's car for you for your man to come home

672

so you can say i got your car look baby i got your car washed inside

673

and out clean just for you

674

and you're there thinking yeah i've done my baby yeah yeah

675

i've done my baby solid you're watching next month's car you absolute joke melt what's the worst thing you've done for love.

676

Voluntarily cooked a three course meal for a man who forgot my birthday.

677

That is unacceptable on her own behalf.

678

That's unacceptable.

679

That's the worst thing ever.

680

Bless her.

681

Next, travel to another city where my girl broke up with me on the phone

682

because I wanted her to say it to my face.

683

Oh, idiot.

684

Matter of fact, she ain't gonna say it to my face.

685

Yeah, when she sees me, she can't go through with it.

686

She's not gonna be able to go through with it.

687

Fuck.

688

Fuck.

689

I'm called all the way up there and she's like, I've told you I'm on the phone, this is over.

690

Why would you waste your time?

691

I actually know a boy who did that, you know?

692

No, you don't.

693

Yes, I do.

694

No, you don't.

695

Yes, I do.

696

He got lots off on the phone.

697

She charged it on the phone.

698

I'm not, we've been together this long.

699

We're not ending like this.

700

Pulled up to her uni in Sheffield.

701

Next man was there.

702

Next man was there, of course he was.

703

What'd he do?

704

She didn't let him in, he was outside.

705

Okay, that's best case scenario.

706

Yeah, that is best case scenario.

707

That's best case scenario, because people have gone to jail.

708

Yeah.

709

Or hospital, or both.

710

Bro, I had that happen to me on some Dracula thing in first year of years.

711

What does that even mean?

712

You'll find out.

713

You'll find out.

714

I heard that happen to me where Jess in first year, locked off her man.

715

Donnie pulled up.

716

I get a knock on my bedroom door.

717

It's one of the other girls.

718

She said, look, Jess just broke over with her man.

719

He's in the vicinity.

720

Do not let him in.

721

If you hear the door knock, don't let him in.

722

I was like, yeah, bet, bet, bet, bet.

723

I'm chilling on my bed playing PlayStation.

724

I hear my window.

725

I'm seeing my man like open my thing.

726

He said, bro. So sorry.

727

Thank you.

728

Let me in.

729

I said, oh, I was like, oh, bro.

730

I don't know.

731

These are the same now.

732

And he's like, come on, bro.

733

You know me.

734

You know me, bro.

735

Come on, man.

736

Let me in.

737

This is silly, bro.

738

I just want to chat to her.

739

I was like, oh, bro.

740

I don't know, bro.

741

And he's like, oh, bro.

742

Don't be stupid.

743

Come on.

744

Let me in.

745

Let me in.

746

Dracula.

747

I said, you know what?

748

I'll chat to her, bro.

749

I said, you know what?

750

I'll chat to her.

751

I'll let her.

752

I'll let her.

753

I'll let her.

754

Yeah, I'll let her.

755

I'll let her.

756

I'll let her.

757

I'll let her.

758

I'll let her.

759

I'll let her.

760

I'll let her.

761

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

762

I'll let her.

763

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

764

I'll let her.

765

I'll let her.

766

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

767

Yeah, yeah.

768

Yeah, yeah.

769

I'll let her.

770

I should let him in because if I don't let him in.

771

He's just gonna keep knocking on my fucking window.

772

And also if he does get in, he's coming straight to my door, but I'm like, what the fuck did you let me in?

773

Now I've got a fight in the hallway.

774

Yeah, it's all politics, bro.

775

It's all politics on a Dracula ticket.

776

So let me in, let me in.

777

So yeah, it'll make sense.

778

I was scared for my life.

779

Oh yeah, I'll be scared too.

780

I would be scared too.

781

That's jarring.

782

Speaking of random again, sorry guys.

783

Did I ever tell you about, I don't think I ever told you because I wasn't secure enough with you at this point.

784

Okay.

785

Did I ever tell you when I feared for my life in my ex's yard in uni?

786

Couple were playing with me in De Montfort back in the day, right?

787

You were playing with me.

788

Go on.

789

Bro, one time, yeah.

790

This is so crazy.

791

One time, yeah, obviously I had, my ex was at the door for the day.

792

So I pulled up to less than one afternoon.

793

We're chilling, chilling, chilling in our room.

794

I'm hearing bad giggles in the hallway.

795

Was it like a callous court type situation?

796

Yeah, it's like, yeah, similar to the uni halls.

797

I'm hearing bad giggles in the kitchen and then the hallway.

798

And one girl, I hear one guy ask one girl, is she in, is she in?

799

Talk about my girl, isn't it?

800

Is she in, is she in?

801

And she's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

802

But her man's a, leave it, leave it.

803

He's like, cool.

804

Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, on her door.

805

My girl's like, don't go out there.

806

Don't go out there.

807

I was like, all right, say this.

808

Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

809

She's like, leave it, trust me, they're dickers, they're dickers, just leave it, leave it.

810

I was like, now, what the fuck?

811

They're taking the bitch.

812

They know I'm in here, because I just heard them say.

813

She was like, I don't ignore them, ignore them.

814

I said, one more time, I started to go out there.

815

Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

816

Fuck this.

817

Open the door.

818

Six of them man were there.

819

Six of them man were there.

820

I was like, who's knocking on the door?

821

Why are you knocking on the door?

822

They said, get your girl.

823

We want to chat to her.

824

I was like, I'd say you know I froze.

825

I would freeze too.

826

That's a kid.

827

My mind was doing such gymnastics thinking, what am I going to do?

828

What am I going to do?

829

Get your girl.

830

Get your girl. Because...

831

I was a kid.

832

Right, right, right, right, right, right.

833

Right.

834

Cause I can't, I physically can't be like shut the fuck up.

835

I can't.

836

I can't just close the door.

837

I can't just like boom.

838

Cause he put his phone there.

839

It's a long day.

840

It's a long day.

841

It's a long day.

842

I can't sit around and be like babe.

843

Yeah.

844

That's definitely not an option.

845

Option number three is not an option.

846

I'd rather die than option three.

847

I'd rather die than option three.

848

Babe they're looking for you.

849

Yeah, they're asking for you.

850

Are you in?

851

I don't know.

852

Bro, bro, I think the best I got away with was like, bro, you man, leave it.

853

Like, just leave the door, please.

854

And I had to add the please on, leave the door, please.

855

And I remember closing the door, shaking, thinking if they knock this door one more time, what am I gonna do?

856

What am I gonna do?

857

Fuck.

858

Absolutely nothing.

859

Fuck.

860

Yeah, you've never told me that.

861

I couldn't tell you.

862

I remember the train on the way home the next day, I was thinking I need to get out of this relationship.

863

because i can't be put through that again i can't go through

864

that again i can't jeopardize my safety yeah of all places

865

yeah my mom's not even gonna know where my body's at

866

what the fuck am i doing here my carcass is scattered in leicester bro she's not gonna

867

know there'll be nothing to identify yeah there'll just be another corpse on the street There'll be nothing to identify.

868

Bro, I was terrified.

869

I said it was six of them.

870

Six of them, I couldn't believe it.

871

Nah.

872

20 years later, I don't know what I'd do there.

873

I don't know what I would do if it happened today.

874

Nah, six of them.

875

Six of them, man, what the fuck?

876

I don't know what I'm like.

877

What the fuck?

878

And to be fair, I think if it happened now, I would have the confidence to break it down.

879

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

880

I'd be like, why is there six of you, man here?

881

Which one was knocking the door?

882

Just you, I just wanna know which one it was.

883

What do you want?

884

What do you want from her?

885

What do you want from her?

886

Go get your girl.

887

Go get your girl, bro.

888

Nah!

889

Hurry up, get her!

890

James!

891

Yeah, nah, nah, nah, bro.

892

I feel terrified.

893

Okay, question.

894

You might not remember, but you also might.

895

How long after that situation did the relationship end?

896

A while, but that night I blamed it all on her.

897

I would too.

898

I blame, I was like, how did they know your name?

899

Who are these niggas?

900

Yeah, who are they?

901

The confidence of you opening the door and just saying, get your girl.

902

She's familiar, bro.

903

I promise you, hindsight 2020, she been giggling with them, man.

904

She's familiar, bro.

905

Yeah, they're familiar, bro.

906

I couldn't believe it.

907

Get your girl.

908

I'm so sorry.

909

Oh, brother.

910

All right, next up.

911

What's the worst thing you've done for love?

912

I gave...

913

Listen.

914

I gave him money under the table when we were with his friends

915

so we can pay for the bill in front of everyone.

916

He never paid once.

917

Fuck.

918

I mean, just hold...

919

Yeah, hold that, hold that.

920

Just quickly, hold that.

921

Yeah, I got it, guys.

922

I got it.

923

All right.

924

Boom, boom, boom.

925

Go toilet, boom.

926

Yeah, yeah.

927

Save for that, B.

928

Similar.

929

Last one for me.

930

Worst thing you did for love.

931

I sponsored his business ideas twice.

932

He never started one.

933

Cos'è la tecnica dello Shadowing?

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