تدريب Shadowing: Couples Therapy | Max Amini | Stand-up Comedy - تعلم التحدث بالإنجليزية عبر الفيديو
جارٍ إنشاء الدرس...
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Sir, where are you from?
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Iranian?
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Why are you so serious?
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You're depressed?
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This guy looks at me like I'm a mathematic fucking program or some shit.
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You're a mathematician?
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Okay.
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I love you, man.
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Take the stick out of your ass.
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Have a fucking good time.
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Did you guys get into an argument before you come?
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Really?
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You did?
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Ah, okay.
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Well, thank you for telling me the truth.
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He looks like an asshole.
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I'm on your side.
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What did he do?
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He has to say something, and then he does not listen.
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When you say something, he does not listen.
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He listens, but he...
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I know exactly what you're saying.
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That is called men.
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Just to be honest.
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It's true.
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We're like that.
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Les violas.
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when they talk we listen but we don't give a shit we just we just hear
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you know what you need to do while you're talking what did you say honey
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okay so one annoying thing he does is
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when you talk he's not really paying attention to understand what you're acting you actually mean right he's just like
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and then he does the same shit again god damn he's
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making me frustrated right now what else does he do that it's really annoying, like the most annoying he does.
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He wants to have sex all the time.
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I'm on his side on this, Justin.
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That's a good thing.
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He's a healthy, young mathematician.
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Every day he's measuring the size of his penis.
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Why before this you were upset?
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Please give it to me, honest.
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Don't look at him give it to me he drives like a maniac
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so he was driving and you get car sick okay
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that only has to do with his race he's iranian and iranian we were born like Motherfucker,
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move Asshole, what are you doing?
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Because we have no concept of time He's always late And he's trying to make it up in the traffic
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You've got to mathematically
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Calculate your time better So you can drive smoother
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Now it's only fair I ask this young man here Three of the most annoying things
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that she does please go ahead
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it's only fair this is America we keep things equal my brother tell me the number one most annoying thing she does
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she's an amazing cook what a kiss ass this guy
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he is so freaking horny
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he's afraid to say one thing five years married to this
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beautiful girl what is annoying about her she's not perfect she's got to have something annoying you're an organized mathematician
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and she's a she's a slob thongs everywhere butt plugs in
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the kitchen give it to me man how is she a slob she doesn't pick up her clothes
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and you pick it up and you always fold it and smelling the underwear
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what else what is the last most absolute biggest flaw of this woman
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that you married that you're making it work and you're hanging in there patiently what is it her car, her phone and herself are always out of charge her car,
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her phone and her vibrator is always out of charge he said her car her phone
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and herself are always out of charge you're a little bit of a dick I'm not gonna lie
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you cannot say that
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but I'm gonna help you this is what you do you buy her some cocaine you get her an assistant
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and you hire a maid okay she has a maid why
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are you complaining about her is the fire the maid get
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another maid that's more organized what's wrong with you well thank you for wasting my in time
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but it's okay i want to tell you both of you really cool i love your vibe i really do
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and i swear i think you're going to do well
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but i'm going to give you the recipe here yeah you
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need to more hundred percent i'm telling you in a few
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years look at him look at this look at your husband's future
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that guy is persian doesn't have one hair on his head
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look at his wife look how horny the wife is
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so she hasn't talked to me you okay you look how
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frustrated sexually frustrated the wife is yes she's gonna tell you
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honey you can't okay back to my life i was 12 years old I'm a fluvio geomathologist.
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You're a what?
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Fluvio geomathologist.
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Fluvio geomathologist?
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Geomathologist.
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Geomathologist?
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Is that a long name for a massage therapist?
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I've never heard of that before, by the way.
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Okay, go ahead.
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So it's about study about rivers.
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It's study about rivers?
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Yeah.
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And what do you do with the river studies?
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What's the title again?
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Fluvio geomathologist.
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Fluvio geomathologist.
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Fluvio is water fluvio is it means water what the the
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geo part i know don't make me look like i'm stupid
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telling me what geo means you came from china trying to
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tell me who was born in america what geo means how dare you tell me
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that i'm sorry i just had to protect myself in
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that moment yes okay the geo part i knew was the last part it's more it's the shape shape of the
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to study about the shapes of earth.
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So it's how water changing the shapes of earth.
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Chinese make you feel stupid.
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You are brilliant.
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And what made you fall in love with studying the shape of a river?
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You just like water?
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I've never heard of that shit before.
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What are you passionate about?
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Water.
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How do you know?
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I like taking long showers I just like water
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because I'd like to be wet I love how you documenting everything you're
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so beautiful and you're together dating each other no no no I like how you do it together that's
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so cute but you sure
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just friends and what's your name Anna how long you've been living in Houston one year
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and you came here for school you came here to buy the building
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and what do you do here HR oh you're so Chinese you fire people home all you fire you my eye
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get the fuck out you get the fuck out you shit
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get the fuck out yeah good for you you don't do that you're like don't get the fuck out That's cute.
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So you're doing HR for what company?
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Oil and gas.
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Oh, so you must have a lot of Middle Eastern friends.
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You see how honesty is beautiful.
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I go, if it wasn't Middle Eastern, I'd be like, bullshit.
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She goes, I cannot lie.
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that's so nice but and and you cannot you cannot record the whole thing
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sweetie just a little bit is enough yeah
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are you gonna like send it to china and bootleg it and sell it
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and are you both single what are you looking for you're looking for a good Chinese boy
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or girl I can I'm confused by you in America your hair cut likes pussy
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i'm just translating cultural differences yeah in your country probably that's like sexy
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100 you're stylish as a matter of fact i follow some of the fashion in china
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and i love it because personally i'm into lesbians
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i'm kidding i just like everything made in china because it's cheaper i don't
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I can't wait I just I just want you to know personally I was trying to get to the point
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that I Maximini I am into Chinese girls you're offering me her because you're a f*g lesbian.
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Because you're a lesbian, you offer the end.
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My love, how long have you seen?
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I mean, just quick answer.
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It doesn't have to be exact.
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A lot of people are so honest.
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It's like, I want to make sure I give the right answer.
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It was 2024.
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Which month was it?
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Oh my God, what week?
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What time?
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Just give it to me.
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Go out of time.
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Oh, I see, I see.
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You're like, oh, I just slept with somebody last night.
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Does that count?
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No. When were you in a committed relationship?
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Eight months ago.
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Eight months ago?
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Oh, that's not bad.
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And how long was the relationship for?
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Oh, fuck, I should never ask any more questions.
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Three months?
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Okay.
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What's your longest relationship?
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Four months.
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I admire your honesty so much.
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You are such a powerful woman to just say it like it is and be like, fuck all you judgmental ground people.
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I was married for 20 years.
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Oh, you were married for 20 years and then you were dating other people for four months at a time.
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Because more than four months, you could get in trouble.
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حول هذه الدرسة
في هذا الفيديو، ستغمر نفسك في حوار فكاهي يجسد طبيعة العلاقات بين الأزواج، مما يتيح لك تحسين مهارات التحدث باللغة الإنجليزية. ستركز على كيفية التعبير عن الأفكار والمشاعر بطريقة فعالة وممتعة. ستحصل على فرصة لتطوير مهاراتك في الاستماع والتحدث، مما يعزز قدرتك على استخدام اللغة الإنجليزية في المواقف اليومية.
المفردات والعبارات الرئيسية
- دكتور أزواج: يشير إلى العلاج النفسي الذي يقدمه مختص لمساعدة الأزواج في حل مشكلاتهم.
- مزعج: يعبر عن شيء يسبب الإزعاج أو الإحباط.
- ينصت: يعني الاستماع بعناية لما يقوله الآخرون.
- مجنون القيادة: يشير إلى القيادة بطريقة غير آمنة أو متهورة.
- الوقت: مفهوم أساسي في الحياة اليومية، وخاصة في السياقات الاجتماعية.
- يحب الجنس: تعبير عن الرغبة الجنسية، وهو موضوع يتكرر في الحوار.
- الرياضيات: مجال علمي يتعلق بالأرقام والمعادلات، وقد تم استخدامه كجزء من الفكاهة في المحادثة.
نصائح للممارسة
لتحقيق أقصى استفادة من هذا الفيديو، استخدم تقنية shadow speak، حيث يمكنك تكرار ما تسمعه في الوقت نفسه. حاول أن تركز على نبرة الصوت وسرعة الحديث. ابدأ ببطء ثم زد من سرعتك تدريجياً. من المهم أن تنتبه للتعبيرات الصوتية، لأنها تعكس المشاعر والمواقف. لا تتردد في إعادة مشاهدة أجزاء معينة من الفيديو لممارسة نطق الكلمات والعبارات بشكل صحيح. هذا سيساعدك على تحسين النطق باللغة الإنجليزية وتعزيز ثقتك في التحدث. استخدم هذه الأساليب لتجعل تعلم الإنجليزية عبر الفيديو أكثر فعالية ومتعة.
القواعد في هذا الفيديو
أكثر التراكيب التي يستخدمها المتحدث، مع العبارات نفسها من الفيديو:
| التركيب | في الفيديو |
|---|---|
| المضارع التام have/has + اسم المفعول — حدث ماضٍ ما زال له أثر الآن | hasn't talked · I've never heard |
| المبني للمجهول be + اسم المفعول — التركيز على ما يحدث لا على من يفعله | is called · were born · was born |
| الماضي المستمر was/were + -ing — حدث كان جاريًا في لحظة من الماضي | was driving · was trying · were dating |
| صيغة التفضيل the -est / the most … — الأعلى أو الأدنى في مجموعة | the most annoying |
ما هي تقنية التظليل الصوتي؟
التظليل الصوتي (Shadowing) تقنية تعلم لغة مدعومة علمياً، طُورت أصلاً لتدريب المترجمين الفوريين المحترفين. الطريقة بسيطة لكنها قوية: تستمع لصوت إنجليزي أصلي وتكرره فوراً بصوت عالٍ — كظل يتبع المتحدث بتأخير 1-2 ثانية. تُظهر الأبحاث تحسناً كبيراً في دقة النطق والتنغيم والإيقاع وربط الأصوات والاستماع والطلاقة.