शैडोइंग अभ्यास: Couples Therapy | Max Amini | Stand-up Comedy - वीडियो के साथ अंग्रेजी बोलना सीखें

Sir, where are you from?

Iranian?

Why are you so serious?

You're depressed?

This guy looks at me like I'm a mathematic fucking program or some shit.

You're a mathematician?

Okay.

I love you, man.

Take the stick out of your ass.

Have a fucking good time.

Did you guys get into an argument before you come?

Really?

You did?

Ah, okay.

Well, thank you for telling me the truth.

He looks like an asshole.

I'm on your side.

What did he do?

He has to say something, and then he does not listen.

When you say something, he does not listen.

He listens, but he...

I know exactly what you're saying.

That is called men.

Just to be honest.

It's true.

We're like that.

Les violas.

when they talk we listen but we don't give a shit we just we just hear

you know what you need to do while you're talking what did you say honey

okay so one annoying thing he does is

when you talk he's not really paying attention to understand what you're acting you actually mean right he's just like

and then he does the same shit again god damn he's

making me frustrated right now what else does he do that it's really annoying, like the most annoying he does.

He wants to have sex all the time.

I'm on his side on this, Justin.

That's a good thing.

He's a healthy, young mathematician.

Every day he's measuring the size of his penis.

Why before this you were upset?

Please give it to me, honest.

Don't look at him give it to me he drives like a maniac

so he was driving and you get car sick okay

that only has to do with his race he's iranian and iranian we were born like Motherfucker,

move Asshole, what are you doing?

Because we have no concept of time He's always late And he's trying to make it up in the traffic

You've got to mathematically

Calculate your time better So you can drive smoother

Now it's only fair I ask this young man here Three of the most annoying things

that she does please go ahead

it's only fair this is America we keep things equal my brother tell me the number one most annoying thing she does

she's an amazing cook what a kiss ass this guy

he is so freaking horny

he's afraid to say one thing five years married to this

beautiful girl what is annoying about her she's not perfect she's got to have something annoying you're an organized mathematician

and she's a she's a slob thongs everywhere butt plugs in

the kitchen give it to me man how is she a slob she doesn't pick up her clothes

and you pick it up and you always fold it and smelling the underwear

what else what is the last most absolute biggest flaw of this woman

that you married that you're making it work and you're hanging in there patiently what is it her car, her phone and herself are always out of charge her car,

her phone and her vibrator is always out of charge he said her car her phone

and herself are always out of charge you're a little bit of a dick I'm not gonna lie

you cannot say that

but I'm gonna help you this is what you do you buy her some cocaine you get her an assistant

and you hire a maid okay she has a maid why

are you complaining about her is the fire the maid get

another maid that's more organized what's wrong with you well thank you for wasting my in time

but it's okay i want to tell you both of you really cool i love your vibe i really do

and i swear i think you're going to do well

but i'm going to give you the recipe here yeah you

need to more hundred percent i'm telling you in a few

years look at him look at this look at your husband's future

that guy is persian doesn't have one hair on his head

look at his wife look how horny the wife is

so she hasn't talked to me you okay you look how

frustrated sexually frustrated the wife is yes she's gonna tell you

honey you can't okay back to my life i was 12 years old I'm a fluvio geomathologist.

You're a what?

Fluvio geomathologist.

Fluvio geomathologist?

Geomathologist.

Geomathologist?

Is that a long name for a massage therapist?

I've never heard of that before, by the way.

Okay, go ahead.

So it's about study about rivers.

It's study about rivers?

Yeah.

And what do you do with the river studies?

What's the title again?

Fluvio geomathologist.

Fluvio is water fluvio is it means water what the the

geo part i know don't make me look like i'm stupid

telling me what geo means you came from china trying to

tell me who was born in america what geo means how dare you tell me

that i'm sorry i just had to protect myself in

that moment yes okay the geo part i knew was the last part it's more it's the shape shape of the

to study about the shapes of earth.

So it's how water changing the shapes of earth.

100

Chinese make you feel stupid.

101

You are brilliant.

102

And what made you fall in love with studying the shape of a river?

103

You just like water?

104

I've never heard of that shit before.

105

What are you passionate about?

106

Water.

107

How do you know?

108

I like taking long showers I just like water

109

because I'd like to be wet I love how you documenting everything you're

110

so beautiful and you're together dating each other no no no I like how you do it together that's

111

so cute but you sure

112

just friends and what's your name Anna how long you've been living in Houston one year

113

and you came here for school you came here to buy the building

114

and what do you do here HR oh you're so Chinese you fire people home all you fire you my eye

115

get the fuck out you get the fuck out you shit

116

get the fuck out yeah good for you you don't do that you're like don't get the fuck out That's cute.

117

So you're doing HR for what company?

118

Oil and gas.

119

Oh, so you must have a lot of Middle Eastern friends.

120

You see how honesty is beautiful.

121

I go, if it wasn't Middle Eastern, I'd be like, bullshit.

122

She goes, I cannot lie.

123

that's so nice but and and you cannot you cannot record the whole thing

124

sweetie just a little bit is enough yeah

125

are you gonna like send it to china and bootleg it and sell it

126

and are you both single what are you looking for you're looking for a good Chinese boy

127

or girl I can I'm confused by you in America your hair cut likes pussy

128

i'm just translating cultural differences yeah in your country probably that's like sexy

129

100 you're stylish as a matter of fact i follow some of the fashion in china

130

and i love it because personally i'm into lesbians

131

i'm kidding i just like everything made in china because it's cheaper i don't

132

I can't wait I just I just want you to know personally I was trying to get to the point

133

that I Maximini I am into Chinese girls you're offering me her because you're a f*g lesbian.

134

Because you're a lesbian, you offer the end.

135

My love, how long have you seen?

136

I mean, just quick answer.

137

It doesn't have to be exact.

138

A lot of people are so honest.

139

It's like, I want to make sure I give the right answer.

140

It was 2024.

141

Which month was it?

142

Oh my God, what week?

143

What time?

144

Just give it to me.

145

Go out of time.

146

Oh, I see, I see.

147

You're like, oh, I just slept with somebody last night.

148

Does that count?

149

No. When were you in a committed relationship?

150

Eight months ago.

151

Eight months ago?

152

Oh, that's not bad.

153

And how long was the relationship for?

154

Oh, fuck, I should never ask any more questions.

155

Three months?

156

Okay.

157

What's your longest relationship?

158

Four months.

159

I admire your honesty so much.

160

You are such a powerful woman to just say it like it is and be like, fuck all you judgmental ground people.

161

I was married for 20 years.

162

Oh, you were married for 20 years and then you were dating other people for four months at a time.

163

Because more than four months, you could get in trouble.

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यह वीडियो किसके लिए है?

यह वीडियो उन लोगों के लिए है जो अंग्रेजी बोलने का अभ्यास करना चाहते हैं, खासकर वे लोग जो हास्य और संवाद के माध्यम से सीखना पसंद करते हैं। यदि आप एक ऐसे स्तर पर हैं जहाँ आप रोज़मर्रा की बातचीत को समझना और उसमें भाग लेना चाहते हैं, तो यह वीडियो आपके लिए बहुत फायदेमंद हो सकता है। इसमें इस्तेमाल की गई भाषा सरल और संवादात्मक है, जिससे आप अपने अंग्रेजी उच्चारण में सुधार कर सकते हैं और अपनी बोलने की कौशल को निखार सकते हैं।

आकर्षक शब्द और मुहावरे

इस वीडियो में कुछ खास शब्द और मुहावरे हैं जो आपको अपनी शब्दावली में शामिल करने चाहिए:

"Take the stick out of your ass": इसका मतलब है कि किसी को अपनी गंभीरता छोड़कर आनंद लेने के लिए कहना।
"Have a good time": इसका उपयोग लोगों को मज़े करने या अच्छा अनुभव करने के लिए प्रोत्साहित करने में किया जाता है।
"Drives like a maniac": जब कोई बहुत तेजी से या खतरनाक तरीके से गाड़ी चलाता है, तो इसे इस तरह से व्यक्त किया जाता है।

ये मुहावरे न केवल संवाद को रोचक बनाते हैं, बल्कि आपके इंग्लिश बोलने के कौशल को भी बेहतर बनाते हैं। वीडियो से अंग्रेजी सीखें और इन शब्दों का इस्तेमाल करें।

उच्चारण सही कैसे करें

इस वीडियो में बोलने वाले का उच्चारण और शैली बहुत ही अनौपचारिक और प्राकृतिक है। उनका उच्चारण सुनकर आप अंग्रेजी बोलने के सही लहजे को समझ सकते हैं। यहाँ कुछ सुझाव दिए गए हैं:

सुनने पर ध्यान दें: वीडियो को ध्यान से सुनें और उनकी आवाज़ की लय और उच्चारण पर ध्यान दें।
छायाप्रवर्तन का अभ्यास करें: जब आप उनके बोलने के तरीके को सुनें, तो उसे स्पष्टता के साथ दोहराने की कोशिश करें। इसे "shadow speak" कहा जाता है।
उच्चारण की नकल करें: खासकर उन शब्दों की नकल करें जो आपको कठिन लगते हैं।

इस तरह से आप अपने अंग्रेजी उच्चारण में सुधार कर सकते हैं और अपनी बोलने की दक्षता को और बढ़ा सकते हैं।

इस वीडियो का व्याकरण

वक्ता जिन संरचनाओं का सबसे अधिक प्रयोग करता है, वीडियो के असली शब्दों के साथ:

संरचना	वीडियो में
Present perfect have/has + past participle — बीता हुआ काम जिसका असर अभी भी है	hasn't talked · I've never heard
Passive voice be + past participle — ज़ोर इस पर कि क्या होता है, न कि कौन करता है	is called · were born · was born
Past continuous was/were + -ing — बीते समय के किसी क्षण में चल रहा काम	was driving · was trying · were dating
Superlatives the -est / the most … — समूह में सबसे ऊपर या नीचे	the most annoying

शैडोइंग तकनीक क्या है?

शैडोइंग (Shadowing) एक विज्ञान-समर्थित भाषा सीखने की तकनीक है जो मूल रूप से पेशेवर दुभाषिया प्रशिक्षण के लिए विकसित की गई थी। विधि सरल लेकिन शक्तिशाली है: आप मूल अंग्रेज़ी ऑडियो सुनते हैं और तुरंत इसे ज़ोर से दोहराते हैं — जैसे वक्ता की छाया 1-2 सेकंड की देरी से। शोध से पता चलता है कि यह उच्चारण सटीकता, स्वर, लय, जुड़ी हुई ध्वनियाँ, सुनने की समझ और बोलने की प्रवाहशीलता में काफ़ी सुधार करता है।

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इस वीडियो का व्याकरण

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