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Nothing is happening.

Come out.

Please come out, I beg you.

Hello?

Hello?

Is she holding a cornita?

It's open.

Can you please go and put the bins out? But, Mom...

Stop wanking.

Oh, my God.

Morning.

Yeah, good, thanks.

How are you?

That's great.

You're so funny.

You have a great day.

You too.

Theo!

Theo!

Come here now!

What?

I am in a lot of pain.

Yeah, and?

What?

Did I interrupt you?

You cannot help your father?

I'm in the middle of meetings, Dad. With who?

Your dick?

What do you want?

This is a medical emergency.

Get me the garden hose.

What for?

Get me the garden hose.

Bring it to me.

This is as far as it goes.

I will come out.

I will tell you when to switch it on.

Dad, are you serious?

Boy, do not test me!

Do not test me, boy!

What's that man doing?

Dead!

Switch on the hose!

Switch it on!

You know what?

Fuck this!

I'm not doing this anymore!

What?

You both embarrass me!

I embarrass you!

You embarrass me!

You are the son of a dog.

Yeah, I know I am, dumbass.

You better get used to this life, boy.

You will be here forever now.

Yeah?

Well, guess what?

I'm leaving.

That's it.

What will you do?

Work?

You will get fired before you get hired.

Shut up, Dad.

At least I don't spend all day fingering my asshole.

Go, you lazy pig.

What'd you call me?

I called you a lazy pig.

Son of a dog.

You are a pig dog.

When you got your feelings, you try to get higher You think you're going insane You're almost crazy,

pretty much you might You need it coming your way Have a real good time Do the dance

Have a real good time

This is all our fault.

He's gone.

I only stay here because of him.

Don't worry, we can make another one.

He's right.

We're always fighting.

He will be back.

No, if he leaves, I leave.

No!

Where will I get sex?

You know I'm a very horny man.

You cannot leave me in the middle of a medical emergency.

Please, I will do anything.

Anything?

Yes!

Hey, it's me.

Why are you calling me for my blocked number?

I'm on a payphone.

What, did I wake you up?

No, man, I'm just about to go to sleep.

What?

Why?

Jet lag. From what?

From that flight to the Gold Coast.

Gold Coast?

What the hell's wrong with you?

What's wrong, man?

You see I'm stressed.

Bro, I had a fucking big fight with my dad and I think I'm about to do something really stupid, man.

Something crazy.

What?

I don't know.

I've had enough of this.

I've come to the end of the line.

What?

Tell me what.

I'm going to do it.

Are you fucking crazy?

I have to.

I'm fucking sick of this life.

If you do it, I do it.

We'd like to apply for a job.

All right, let's get started.

If I take this job, what am I going to get out of it?

Well, when you work for us, we give you money, which you can then use to exchange for goods and services.

Okay, okay.

$5 .20 to be exact.

So I get a $5 note and a 20 cent coin every day?

Mate, we give it to you every hour.

Well, personally, I don't like what you've done with the whole make your own burger thing.

Why's that?

What am I playing for?

You make the burger!

Do you have any interesting talents?

Two big buns with sesame seeds.

Lettuce, cheese, tomato, now that's the feed.

Extra sauce?

Extra meat?

Fuck it, William, you eat, you better take us out.

How much is a chicken burger meal with extra cheese?

Medium or large?

Medium.

$7 .60.

Large beef

and beetroot meal with a thick shake instead of a coke

nine bucks forty six chicken nuggets two extra nuggets one cheeseburger with an extra patty a cookie large chips

and he's got a pensioners card.

$13 .20 no pensioners discount on family meals.

My god in heaven.

Welcome to Harmony Marriage Therapy I am so thrilled to have you all here with me today.

Now I know group sessions can seem a bit daunting

but they're a great way to get the process started and really push us out of our comfort zone.

Ah, sorry to be late.

Oh, that's fine.

I'm Dr. Amanda Stiles.

Please take a seat.

Hello, doctor.

Hello.

Hello.

I have severe constipation.

Can you fix it?

Uh, no, I'm not that kind of a doctor.

I'm your marriage therapist for today.

Ah, OK.

I leave her with you.

I will be back on Thursday.

Do a good job on her.

Um, no, if you'd like just to take a seat, I'm sure that we can find you some help.

Honey, you promise?

Sit down, I'll itch your back.

You want me to itch your back how you like it?

Yes.

OK, sit down.

Sit down, baby.

Hi.

Hi.

I like your cardigan.

It matches the couch.

You look very depressed.

Did he cheat on you?

Sorry.

We might actually just get back to the session.

Just get started from where we were.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's OK.

All right.

So, um, I was...

Excuse me.

Yes.

But do you have a donut for my bum?

No, I'm sorry.

I don't have that here.

Stop it.

Stop it, please.

Don't touch me.

Did you see that?

He just assaulted me.

Anyway, so I'd like for you all to tell us a little bit about what brings you here today.

Grant and Lisa, would you like to go first?

Hi, my name's Lisa and this is my partner Grant.

I feel that Grant beats down on my sense of self.

Like my identity somehow causes him to be antagonistic towards my position on things.

Is this true?

Yes.

But I feel Lisa doesn't nurture my insecurities in the kitchen.

Like last week I used coriander instead of rosemary and she embarrassed me in front of the whole family.

That's because you're a fucking idiot for using coriander.

Let me finish.

And secondly, why are you cooking for her?

Isn't she meant to be your wife?

Is she not cooking for you?

You need some on your honey.

Trust me.

How about you two?

Would you like to tell us how you ended up marrying each other?

How I marry her?

Yes.

I meet her at family.

Mm -hmm.

Then I remove her.

I wash her ass and impregnate her.

Yes, and then we become one.

Hey, what's going on, bro?

Hey, what's going on, bro?

Super long, bro.

Super long.

What the fuck kind of name is that?

That's what people call me.

Oh, watch out.

Knock me out, bro.

You know those hats only for special occasions, dickwads.

Alright, can you three sweep the floor and you two have training?

Hey, are you the mascot?

No, I am not.

Oi, I make the fucking jokes around here.

Mess with me, I'll get you both fired.

Boys, let's go.

Come on, get to work.

Shirt's in, hat's on.

Okay, now repeat after me.

Welcome, can I please take your order, please?

Welcome, can I please take your order, please?

That's excellent, Johnny.

Good work, mate.

Now your turn.

Welcome, can I please take your order, please?

Yeah, that's good.

Just try it again without spitting.

Welcome, can I please take your order, please?

What?

Order.

Hello?

Yeah, what do you want?

What the hell?

What's your order, bro?

I'm not ordering.

You're meant to order.

Is this a prank?

Oh, did I come to the window?

Yeah, you come here.

What?

You hear that dickhead?

Yeah, I did.

Grab the fucking fire extinguisher.

Oi, guys, calm down.

Someone's trying to play a trick on us.

Yeah, I know his voice.

He sounded like the biggest pussy.

Yeah, he sounded like the biggest dickhead.

I reckon I can find him.

Yeah?

I can see that the problem is within you.

I know.

It has been within me for three days.

I think that you need to push.

I push!

I push!

Do you want me to get a hammerweed?

What is the problem you have with your wife?

She is too ignorant for me.

I like to talk about intelligent things.

I want to talk about the meaning of life.

And she wants to talk about zucchini.

I only married him because he told me he was a dentist.

But he's a donkey, he fixes whippersnappers.

If this is how you both feel, why didn't you leave each other early on?

In my family, I am not allowed to leave her unless she commits adultery or suicide.

But I am flexible.

Either one is enough for me.

You idiot.

Go and find somebody else.

Why don't you do it?

Because no girl would sleep with you.

Only a man would.

Maybe you should be gay, honey.

You see what she does to me?

I am a respectable man trapped with a useless woman.

Respectable?

He shits with the door open.

This is a medical problem.

I need to vent my ass.

It's not medical.

It's called human decency.

And you are a decent human?

I'm very decent.

Yes.

Yes, you are decent.

Decent as donkey shit.

Oh my god.

You spit on me?

No, no. No, no, no. No spitting.

Stop spitting on me.

Call the police on him.

Hey!

No more spitting.

Get out!

Get out!

Get out!

Agh.

Oi, man -child.

Go clean the toilets, you gimps.

You think you can go around pulling your guns?

Let go of me, man.

Shut up!

Let someone want to piss in your mouth!

You're a dog, bro.

Fuckin' shimpy your hair, bro.

What the hell is wrong with your bags?

Why'd you call me?

This is my joint now.

No one fucks with us.

Fuck, get the chocolate as well.

I like that flavor more.

You want cunts?

You want me to shampoo your hair as well?

We're going to do a little drama therapy exercise.

So you are going to act like your husband and you will act like your wife.

That's easy.

No, no, hang on.

Ah, I'm hungry.

Ah, my asshole hurts.

Hang on, first we have to create a situation.

Ah, look at me.

I do nothing all day.

I'm talking bullshit on the phone.

Hang on.

My vagina not working.

Ah, get me food, woman.

Get me food.

I horny.

I horny all the time.

Stop, stop.

OK, that's not how this works, OK?

We need to set this up.

So you have just come home from a long day's work and you have spent the whole day cleaning.

Cleaning?

That's never happened in his life.

No, but he's cleaning because he's playing you.

No -one plays me, honey.

Speak for yourself, all right?

No, that's not what I meant.

But I did not cream today.

Hi, could I just get a medium chicken burger meal?

Yep.

Could I get no salt on the chips, please?

Why?

I don't like salt.

You don't like salt, but you'll eat the burger.

How does that work?

I don't know.

Because you're a fucking liar.

You're just saying no salt because you think that's going to get you fresh chips.

Not here, bro.

Next!

Put your fucking rubbish away, you inconsiderate cunts!

What, you think this is for decoration?

Fucking One Direction over here!

You ordered a small chicken burger meal?

What are you doing, man?

You've got bigger tits than my mum!

Order more, man, trust me, you're gonna need it!

Ah, I need a chicken burger!

Yeah, I'll get three chicken chilli burger meals.

Yep, that's 23 .50, mate!

Make it 20 bucks, bro.

Here.

Make it 20?

Yeah, it's 20 bucks.

What do you think this is, Gumtree?

You can't negotiate here, you idiot.

Oh, come on, man.

$23 .50 on that meal.

Get out!

Fucking Tony Soprano over here.

What a tight ass.

Hello and welcome.

How can I help you?

I want to speak to the manager.

Hello, I'm here speaking.

Is this the manager?

Yes, this is the manager.

My drumstick was not cooked properly.

Okay, what would you like?

Some compensation.

Most certainly.

But first, could you please do me a favor?

Yes.

Please take the drumstick and insert it into your bum hole.

Why, let me guess.

Family bucket meal.

Dad, why do you have to be such a fat pig?

Hey, don't make fun of your dad, you skinny fuckwit.

You came out of his bosey little testicle cunt.

now go wait in the car you see maccas over there

they're doing 200 volume compared to us we need to lift our game johnny

but they're doing double the volume because they're half the price no you idiot

upsell that's the key upsell those nuggets get a thick shake

and a 10 pack of nuggets all right you're gonna need it can i get a triple beef

and bacon burger with extra bacon and double cheese on

that yep and i'll have a extra patty as well with the special sauce

you want me to book your funeral as well colonel sanders

listen to me you're gonna kill yourself it's like a suicide go next door get a sandwich

and go for a walk out man Hi, how can I help you?

Hi, um, can I get the family box, please?

Would you like a cornetto for the dessert?

Yes, please.

Okay.

You know what?

Can I upsize to an extra large?

What the hell is going on?

Come on, get back to work!

Get out of here!

I'm so sorry.

What for?

The report isn't good.

Your husband is extremely abusive and I'm advising you to get a divorce immediately.

You're just jealous I'm married and you're not.

Excuse me?

I can feel your sadness, trust me.

You're just jealous I have a big man in my life who supports me.

I am not jealous at all, actually.

But yeah, you're getting angry now, see?

No, I'm not.

I'm trying to help you.

You're angry you don't have a big hunk of a man like mine who buys me Versace bags.

Listen, I'm not the one in the middle of a marital breakdown.

Bitch, you're the one with the problems.

You can't even find a man.

Please don't speak to me like that.

Honey, don't wear a suit.

It's not a good look for you.

Excuse me?

You look like a dyke.

You're going to scare all the men away.

If you want someone like my husband, I can get you one in two minutes.

Believe me, I do not want that.

There's a reason why you're 50 and single.

You're sad and lonely.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

I didn't mean to hurt you.

No, you're right.

I am sad and lonely and in denial.

I know, I know.

It's so obvious.

You have to listen to me.

You know what?

I'll find your husband.

How?

I'll make a few phone calls.

You'll be married by Saturday.

If you come, love, don't worry, you'll be all right.

Hi, Charlene, how you going?

I want those two fired immediately.

How dare you let my son be bullied by a pair of oversized maniacs?

Excuse me?

They put my son in a headlock.

Oi, you, over here now.

Hey, John, where'd you go?

Oh, don't pretend like you've done nothing wrong.

What?

Did you put my son in a headlock?

I'm not saying nothing until I see my lawyer.

Oh, great.

How old is he, 30?

Oh, great.

How old is he?

30?

Shut up, bro.

Hey, look, everybody just calm down.

Mate, you shouldn't have left work without permission, OK?

Excuse me?

Look, I wouldn't call your son an ideal employee.

Your son is an animal.

Shut up, you imbecile.

What possessed you to employ two idiotic thugs like that and put my son in danger?

I want him fired right now.

I'm a good employee.

No, don't kid yourself, mate.

You look like a rapist.

Oh, so that's where he gets it from.

I'm going to have to ask you to leave the premises, Charlene.

Come on.

Get the fuck out of here.

Oi.

You and Johnny in my office now. Did you headlock, Joel?

No. Mate.

I really like a choked him.

I don't even know what that means.

UFC, bro.

Look, I understand you guys felt threatened by him, but violence is never the solution.

Max, can I borrow you for a sec?

God damn it, Nigel.

Can't you see I'm in the middle of something, mate?

You boys look like you've had a tough, right?

And I understand that because I had a tough upbringing as well.

Really?

Is that because of your head shape or...?

My dad left home when I was three.

My mother had to look after me.

I like you guys and I kind of see a bit of myself in you.

I really needed someone there to support me when I was down and under.

That's why I'm trying to give you guys a leg up here.

Man, you know what?

That sounds like some really weird gay shit.

Do you want to make something of yourselves or not?

Yes.

OK, well, you're going about it the wrong way.

You want to end up like Nigel?

OK, Nigel, fine.

You guys wait here, I'll be back.

What?

Well, I've balanced the registers and I've...

Well, there's a discrepancy, look!

Christ almighty!

They sold more chicken nuggets in one day than we have in two weeks!

Are you still in pain?

Yes, I am.

Don't worry, I'll make you something.

Make your shit straight away.

Those people were psychopathic.

I know.

Oh, no. I put coriander in your roast meal.

Look at me.

I cook for my wife.

I am a cuck.

Get inside.

I'll make you something.

Okay.

Now I know why I married you, honey.

Really?

You are really a funny person.

I know why I married you.

Why?

No, I don't know.

Sorry.

Oh my God, look at you.

I'm so proud of you.

Thanks, Mum.

You look like a big, strong soldier.

I am a soldier.

I know you are.

Listen, tonight we're going to have dinner as a family and you don't have to cook, Mum.

I got you this burger, Dad.

I chose it because I know it's your favourite.

Sorry about this morning I hope your asshole's feeling okay I am sorry too

I am proud of you Let me pay you, please No, no, no, please,

on me Enjoy it Your feet are coming your way,

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have a real good time, have a real good time, with sesame seeds, lettuce, cheese, tomato.

Now that's a feed.

Extra sauce and extra meat.

When you eat it, you never take a fucking soup.

Hi, my name is Lisa and this is my partner Grant.

I feel...

I'm gonna get you fired, boy.

Yee -haw!

Yeah, I fucked my own sister, little scary pup, then.

Oh, yeah.

I look like a fucking donkey, boy.

Oh, y 'all gonna get fucked up now.

Hey, boy, you corn fish?

Hey?