Shadowing-Übung: The Ones Where Monica & Ross Fight | Friends - Englisch Sprechen Lernen mit Video

Your boyfriend has been in there for over an hour.

I can't believe it, it's like I'm living with him again.

He's here when I go to sleep, he's here when I wake up, he's here when I wanna use the shower.

I feel like I'm 16 all over again.

Well, you're not 16.

You're both adults now.

Get out, you doofus!

Or, you know, he's rubber and you're glue.

- All yours.

I hope you cleaned your hair out of the drain.

I hope you came your head on your bed.

Shut up!

Shabby!

Cut it out!

Me, me, me!

- I've never wanted you more.

I want to watch entertainment tonight.

Tough noogies were watching Predators of the Serengeti.

Would you great stop.

It's my TV.

Wha-- uh-- - Quit it!

- Bite me!

- Oh, my God.

- Well, Monica keeps changing the channel.

Oh, that's great.

Why don't you tell Mommy on me?

Now I'm Mommy in this little play?

All right, look, I refuse to get sucked into this, like, weird little Geller dimension thing, okay?

So I'm gonna go and take a nice, long, hot bubble bath, because you kids are driving me crazy!

Mom and Dad just sent me in here to find out if you were trying to get Ross stoned.

Your parents caught Ross smoking pot in college, and he blamed it on me.

Ross, I can't believe you'd do that.

The reason we haven't told them we're together is because they hate me, OK?

So will you fix this?

OK, OK.

I'll tell them it wasn't Chandler who got high.

OK.

Now, who should I say it was?

You!

It's not like it's a big deal.

You don't still do it or anything.

All right, all right.

Now, who should I say tricked me into doing it?

Let's go.

Oh, yeah, about telling Mom and Dad.

I was thinking about maybe writing a letter?

All right, you know what?

That's it.

You've had your chance.

What?

Mom, Dad.

Raw smoked pot in college.

What?

You are such a tattletale!

Mom, Dad...

You remember that time you walked in my room and smelled marijuana?

Yes.

Well, I told you it was Chandler who was smoking the pot, but It was me.

I'm sorry.

It was you.

And, Dad, you know that mailman that you got fired?

Didn't steal your Playboys.

Ross did.

Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing.

Monica did.

Ross hasn't worked at the museum for a year.

Monica and Chandler are living together.

Ross married Rachel in Vegas and got divorced.

Again!

That's a lot of them for me.

I have permission to get in 30 seconds.

All right.

Monica.

Why you felt you had to hide the fact that you're in an important relationship is beyond me.

And we kind of figured about the porch swing.

Ross.

Drugs.

divorced again What happened son I I got I tricked into all those things.

Chandler.

You've been Ross's best friend all these years, stuck by him during the drug problems.

And now you've taken on Monica as well.

Well, I don't know what to say.

You're a wonderful human being.

- Thank you!

- No!

Thank you!

Monica and Ross, I don't know what I'm gonna do about the two of you.

I'll talk to them.

Did you know Chandler kissed Rachel?

What?

When was this?

1987. The weekend you guys visited me at school.

Oh my God, that's wild!

Yeah, but it was like a million years ago, so it doesn't matter.

Well, it matters to me!

Why?

Because the night you kissed Rachel was the night I kissed Rachel for the very first time!

You kissed her that night too?

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Two guys in one night?

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Oh, I thought she became a slut after she got her nose fixed.

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Seriously, where did this happen?

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Okay.

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After you told me she was passed out in our room, I went in there to make sure she was all right.

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She was lying on my bed, all buried in people's coats.

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Well, I went to kiss her on the forehead, you know, but it was so dark, I accidentally got her lips.

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I started to pull away, but then I felt her start to kiss me back.

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It was only for a second, but It was amazing.

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And now, now I find out that you kissed her first.

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Oh, wait.

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What bed did you say she was on?

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Mine.

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I'm pretty sure I put her on my bed.

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No, she was definitely on my bed.

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Why would I kiss a girl and then put her on your bed?

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Well, then who was on my bed?

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Oh, oh, oh!

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No, no, no!

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You were under the pile of coats?

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I was the pile of coats!

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Oh, my God!

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You were my midnight mystery kisser!

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You were my first kiss with Rachel?

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You were my first kiss ever!

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What did I marry into?

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Hello there.

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Hi.

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I'm Dr. Carlin.

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Oh, I see someone's having a little allergic reaction.

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Yes.

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Doctor, can I see you for just a moment, please?

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- - My brother has a slight phobia about needles.

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Did you tell him about my squirt gun idea?

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My brother, the PhD, would like to know if there's any way to treat this orally.

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No. Under these circumstances, it has to be an injection, and it has to be now.

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- Go.

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- Aww.

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All right, that's good.

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Have your seats.

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Um, doctor says it's gotta be in needles, You're just gonna have to be brave, okay?

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Can you do that for me?

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Okay, okay.

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Oh boy.

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You are doing so good My hand yes, okay All right, Ross, don't squeeze it so hard.

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Honey, really, don't squeeze it so hard.

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- - I'm Ross!

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I'm going my pants!

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Are you sure he didn't break it?

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'Cause it really hurts.

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No, it's just a good bone bruise.

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And.. right here.. is the puncture wound from your ring.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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I'm really sorry.

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Sorry.

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Sorry, hey, hey, I got my asses back.

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Which we can celebrate later.

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Let's have Monica decide.

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- Yeah.

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- Yeah.

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- Hey, Ma!

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- Ma, get out of here!

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- Ma to go?

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Okay, okay, you have to help us decide whose joke this is.

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-Why do I have to decide?

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-Because you're the only one that can be fair.

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-Yeah.

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-I can't be fair?

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You're my boyfriend.

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-Yeah, but I'm your brother.

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We're family.

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That's the most important thing in the world.

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-Don't try to sway her.

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I'm your only chance to have a baby.

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- Okay, let's go.

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- Alright, um, okay, well, We'll each tell you how we came up with the joke, and then you decide which one of us is telling the truth, me.

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- Chandler, you go first.

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- Okay.

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I thought of the joke two months ago at lunch with Steve.

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Oh, wait, is he the guy that I met at Christmas?

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Can I finish my story?

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Do you want me to pick you?

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See, I would never snap at you like that.

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Thank you.

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- Continue.

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- Okay.

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So Steve said he had to go to the doctor, and Steve's doctor's name is Dr. Mumpy.

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So I said, "Dr. Monkey?" And that is how the whole "Dr. Monkey" thing came up.

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- - Are you kidding?

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Okay, look, I study evolution.

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Remember?

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Evolution, monkey into man.

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Plus, I'm a doctor and...

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I had a monkey.

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I'm Dr. Monkey!

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I'm not arguing with that.

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All right, I've heard enough.

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I've made my decision.

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Oh, okay, let me tell.

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You are both idiots.

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The joke is not funny and it's offensive to women. And doctors. And monkeys!

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You shouldn't be arguing over who gets credit.

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You should be arguing over who gets blamed for inflicting this horrible joke upon the world.

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Now let it go!

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The joke sucks!

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G .I.

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Joe.

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Say, I don't know what to tell you guys.

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That's the doll he chose.

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What'd you do, dip it in sugar?

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Look, G .I.

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Joe's in, Barbie's out.

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And if you guys can't deal with it, that's just you're too bad.

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What are you being such a weenie for?

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Somebody has a Barbie, big deal.

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You used to dress up like a woman.

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What?

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We used to dress up in mom's clothes all the time.

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What are you talking about?

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The big hat, the pearls, the little pink handbag.

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Okay.

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You are totally making this up.

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How could you not remember?

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Thank you.

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You made us call you B?

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oh god i've literally never been this happy wasn't there a

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little song oh please god let there be a song there was no song there was no song I am B.

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I drink tea.

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Won't you?

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Won't you?

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Won't you...

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Won't you dance around with me?

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You have to start getting over her.

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If you play, you get some fresh air.

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Maybe you'll take your mind off Janice.

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And if you don't play, Everyone will be mad at you 'cause the teams won't be even.

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Come on.

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All right, I'll play.

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- Yay!

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- Let's do it!

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- Ross?

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- What?

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- Wanna play football?

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- What?

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Thank you.

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Um...

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Monica and I aren't supposed to play football.

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Says who, your mom?

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Yes.

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- Well, every Thanksgiving, um, We used to have a touch football game called the Geller Bowl.

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No, no, no. You say that proudly.

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Anyway, Ross and I were always captains, and...

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Um...

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It got kind of competitive, and one year...

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Killer ball six, I accidentally broke Ross's nose.

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It was so not an accident.

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She saw I was about to tag her, so she threw her big, fat grandma arm elbow in my face.

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Just kept running.

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Just scored the winning touchdown, by the way.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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You did not win the game.

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The touchdown didn't count because of the spectacularly illegal-- oh, and by the way, Savage, nose -breaking.

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I won the game.

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Oh, yeah?

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Then how come you didn't get the Galler Cup?

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There was a Geller cup.

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Yes, it was the trophy you got if you won the game.

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But our dad said nobody won that game, and he was sick of our fighting, so we took the trophy.

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Threw it in the lake.

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And was the curse lifted?

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Anyway...

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That's when Mom said we were not allowed to play football again.

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You know what?

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I think we should play a game.

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I mean, come on, it's been 12 years.

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Can I see you for a second?

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Thank you.

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What?

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all right we're gonna play Bye.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Yeah!

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You know, it's a funny thing.

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Actually, the end zone starts at that pole So you're five feet short, so...

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- -Hm -hm.

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we win wait wait wait wait so explain something to me though if If nobody tagged Rachel, then isn't the play still going?

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Sprachziele für diesen Clip

Mit diesem Video trainierst du nicht nur dein Hörverstehen, sondern vor allem die natürliche Gesprächsführung in alltäglichen Konflikten. Die launigen Auseinandersetzungen zwischen Monica und Ross zeigen, wie Englisch in unformellen Situationen klingt – mit Überraschungen, Sarkasmus und schnellen Retorten. Perfekt, um deinen Fluency zu steigern und zu lernen, wie du spontan reagierst. Ideal für alle, die Englisch nicht nur lernen, sondern leben wollen!

Redewendungsbank: Wiederverwendbare Sätze aus dem Dialog

"Tough noogies" – Ein informeller Weg, um zu sagen: "Das ist nicht mein Problem" oder "Da kannst du nichts machen". Perfekt für lockere Gespräche!
"Cut it out!" – Übersetzt "Hör auf!" – aber klingt viel natürlicher als eine direkte Anweisung. Nutze es, um jemanden sanft (oder nicht so sanft) zum Stillstand zu bringen.
"Bite me!" – Ein sarkastischer Retort, ähnlich wie "Lass mich in Ruhe!" – aber mit mehr Witz. Achte darauf, es nur in vertrauten Kreisen zu benutzen!
"I refuse to get sucked into this" – "Ich weigere mich, in das hineingezogen zu werden". Ein toller Satz, um Abstand zu einem Konflikt zu nehmen.

Verbessere deine Schwächen: Aussprache und Rhythmus

Dieser Clip ist goldwert, um deinen Englischen Rhythmus zu trainieren! Die schnellen Austausche zwischen Monica und Ross fordern dich heraus, Stress und Intonation richtig zu erkennen. Achte besonders auf Wörter wie "doofus" (Dummkopf) oder "shabby" (armselig) – ihre Betonung macht den Sarkasmus aus. Nutze die Methode des Shadowing: Wiederhole die Sätze direkt nach den Sprechern, um die natürliche Geschwindigkeit und den Ton zu kopieren. So verbessern sich nicht nur deine Aussprache, sondern auch dein Selbstvertrauen in Gesprächen. Mit Englisch lernen mit YouTube und einer guten shadowing site machst du schnelle Fortschritte – versuche es heute schon!

Grammatik in diesem Video

Die Strukturen, die der Sprecher am häufigsten verwendet, mit den genauen Worten aus dem Video:

Struktur	Im Video
„Used to“ used to + Verb – eine frühere Gewohnheit oder ein Zustand, der nicht mehr gilt	used to dress · used to have
Present Perfect have/has + Partizip Perfekt – eine vergangene Handlung, die jetzt noch wichtig ist	has been · I've never wanted · haven't told
Passiv be + Partizip Perfekt – wichtig ist, was geschieht, nicht wer es tut	was passed · were not allowed

Was ist die Shadowing-Technik?

Shadowing ist eine wissenschaftlich fundierte Sprachlerntechnik, die ursprünglich für die professionelle Dolmetscherausbildung entwickelt und durch den Polyglotten Dr. Alexander Arguelles populär gemacht wurde. Die Methode ist einfach aber wirkungsvoll: Du hörst englisches Audio von Muttersprachlern und wiederholst es sofort laut — wie ein Schatten, der dem Sprecher mit nur 1–2 Sekunden Verzögerung folgt. Anders als passives Hören oder Grammatikübungen zwingt Shadowing dein Gehirn und deine Mundmuskulatur, gleichzeitig echte Sprachmuster zu verarbeiten und zu reproduzieren. Studien zeigen, dass es Aussprachegenauigkeit, Intonation, Rhythmus, verbundene Sprache, Hörverständnis und Sprechflüssigkeit signifikant verbessert — was es zu einer der effektivsten Methoden für die IELTS Speaking-Vorbereitung und reale englische Kommunikation macht.

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